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enjoy the show. Okay everybody, hi there. Welcome to the Mark Mo show.
Podcast we are on our third episode of our first season here out in the web
osphere on YouTube and all the various podcast platforms. I'm your host Mark
Maloney along with my co-host and host of his own show, AK219 - Guys Being Dudes.
It's Aidan Maloney, how are you? Doing pretty fantastic. How about yourself?
I'm doing well. Usually after a week of work and whatnot, I'm like why do we do this?
Right. Why do we do this? Maybe the hobo life is the life for me. Yeah. But
surprisingly it was pretty good week. Fantastic. That's great to hear. I too get
the vibes of like you know what, what if I just jump on some trains you know. That's
what I'm saying. Travel for free. I know right? Just see how it works out. Yeah. You
know, live that lifestyle, do odd jobs here and there, travel town to town. Right.
It is getting return green. That's a different guy. Yeah. But anyway. Yeah. I
don't know the reference. That's Bruce Bixby from the Incredible Hulk. Bruce Bixby.
Yeah. Oh no. Who's Bruce Bixby? No, no, no, no. You've been using a Samsung too much.
Okay. Samsung. Maybe it's something else I've been using too much. Now, the actor's
last name. Famous. Bruce Banner. Bruce Bixby. We might have to rename the episode now.
Holy. Oh no. No. The actor's last name from the TV series was Bixby. And his Bruce Bed
cheese is correct. You know, we just started. This is going to be how it is guys. This
is crazy. But yeah, so that was a Bruce Banner Incredible Hulk reference. Of course.
Really. Bruce Bixby. Who is he? Is he your accountant? I don't understand. Oh man. Everyone's
favorite. Everyone's favorite. Shout out to Bruce Bixby. Shout out to Bruce Bixby. He's
our number one fan. He's our, yeah, he's our biggest fan. Oh, by far. By far. Almost a
stalker. Well, it's that's the thing you don't want is you don't want parasocial relationships
like that over the as you called it webosphere over the webosphere. It's probably not the
best idea. But something about Bruce Bixby just really tugs at the old heartstrings.
Doesn't it? Yeah. Bruce, what a guy. Mr. Bixby makes you feel away. No, he does indeed.
Well, it's going to be that episode guys. So buckle in. Had any rate. What's up everybody?
This is this is good stuff. We're going to hear we're going to have some fun. We produce
new content weekly on all podcast platforms and YouTube as I mentioned before. We're also
going to have some one off interviews. I actually have an interview set up next week with the
YMCA here in Valparaiso, Indiana. So that is going to be a really interesting conversation
about heart health. So that will be it'll either be a component of the next episode
or depending how it goes, maybe it's just going to be kind of its own its own thing.
Right. And we'll kind of think we'll just play it by year on how how that goes. But
I think that's a good idea. I think so too. I think so too. And I really I really do like
doing interviews, whether it is bringing health concerns to light or other concerns
within the community or maybe something more lighthearted or helping out a business. I
just like doing that stuff. So very true. Yeah. So we'll definitely make it part of
the show at some point. And if you like the Mark Mo show, and I hope you do, please like
and subscribe by the way. Check out my radio show, which is called After Hours. Now it
currently resides on a radio station in Valparaiso. It's WVLP. So you can go to the website
WVLP.org. That's where the streams at so you can hit it up there or you can go to the
Tune In app on your phone and you can listen to it that way. And I believe you can yell
at Alexa. And I think she'll she'll find the station. She can play it that way too. So
very true. Very convenient. Very convenient. So a lot of ways you can reach that. At some
point I'm taking the radio show because I can't do it traditionally like a podcast.
I have to do it a little bit of a different way to the copyright. So I I'll probably move
it over to internet radio at some point maybe during the summer late summer. And when that
happens we'll let you know. Very true. It's exciting stuff. It is exciting stuff. And
I love doing the radio. I love music. And the show currently is Alt Rock and Celtic
Punk from yesterday and today. That's kind of the whole vibe. And it's a lot of fun
because there's you know there's great alt stuff from like the late 80s early 90s and
on and even the Celtic Punk stuff you can go back to you know to like the the pokes and
groups like that early on and moving forward and just a lot of a lot of good fun music.
Very true. That's the point. So check it out. It is a pretty good show. I think. And if
you are local and you are listening on the dial would be Tuesday nights at 9 p.m. Central
Standard Time and Friday 4 p.m. Central Standard Time. So check it out. Check it out if you
can. And you should also check out AK219 guys being dudes. Podcast with my co-host Aidan
Maloney and Kevin Boulonde. I thought it was Kevin Bixby. It is Kevin Bixby. Bruce Bixby
is his father. Yes exactly. And Kevin is Bruce Bixby's grandfather. It's a confusing family.
It's a confusing family. You know they do a lot of stuff in set. We'll leave that alone.
Anyway. Roll Tide. Am I right? Roll Tide. And yeah it's a great show. So do you want to
take a minute or two and just shout out what you got going on? Goof in the Gap. Romp in
a Rave. What did you call it? A riff in a Wrath? A riff. Something like that? A riff
in a Wrath. Yeah. But it's a grand old time. We've got a lot of fun segments on there.
Of course you can catch it at YouTube Patreon everywhere that you can find podcasts. It's
just a good time. It is a good time. It is probably one of the more unserious pieces
of media you can consume. But that's kind of how we want it. Right? Because you know.
There's enough bullshit out there. There is plenty. There's too much in my personal opinion.
But yeah it's just a fun time. It's an hour every week. Give or take. And it's just a
fantastic time. And of course we do gaming on our YouTube as well. And that's a lot of
fun. That is a lot of fun. And I think you should briefly mention an episode that you
just recently had that ladies and gentlemen let me just tell you. Holy shit. I mean you're
gonna laugh. I mean you don't have a funny bone in your body if you don't laugh at this
episode. It's hysterical. It was such a fun time to record. It's called I Love You Colonel
Sanders A Finger Looking Good Dating Simulator. It is so fun. I don't know if they did voice
acting or not for it. But there didn't seem to be an option. So Kev and I just made up
a bunch of different voices for all the characters. Yeah. And it I mean the game itself is comical
right? Sure. But in between our goofy voices and our takes on the different happenings of
this dating sim. It was hilarious. I had so much fun recording it. I had a shit ton of
fun editing it too. It was just fantastic. That's amazing. And so I mean you guys can
check that out and they have a they have a significant back catalog. So by all means
hit it up. Start at the beginning if you want just from the standpoint of I remember how
it started right you guys right little clunky little clunky out of the gate but your evolution
from the beginning to where you're at now it's unbelievable and it's it's such a good
podcast and everybody should listen. Well I appreciate that. Absolutely. And so Aiden
and Kevin how long you guys been friends it's been. Oh man since 2019. So what's that six
plus years now. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. It's a while. Yeah. And so the focus of our
opening monologue today is going to be I don't know what would you call it. If it is a monologue
if I'm if I'm speaking on a subject but then if we discuss it it's no longer a monologue
comes a dialogue. I love that. Yeah. I love that. Then let's call it that. The opening
dialogue opening dialogue. That's it. See late night TV could never know. Yeah. We're
doing it first. Not like this. You're welcome. No way you are. We're trademarking it. So
fuck you. TM. That's right baby. So you know I'm sure friendship is is one of those words
that it's difficult to define really. It can mean many different things to many different
people. For me I often I often say friends of the family you choose. I've used that moniker
for a long time. That's something I really stand by and by saying this I don't mean to
diminish what family may or may not be to you. But you you find friends which is which
is the interesting thing the universe just aligns in such a way that it allows you to
meet someone and what happens from there is is kind of magical. Like you can't you can't
define it. You can't explain it. It just kind of happens. So that connection between two
people is really amazing to me that two people who didn't even know each other. Even though
they existed all of a sudden you meet and you just really can't explain it. I just find
it so interesting. And so over time what you share stories and jokes and good times and
bad and there's laughs and tears and fist bumps and high fives and lots of hugs and
I'm so lucky to have so many amazing people in my life. I love being there for my friends
in recent years. When I've been down they've been there for me. Recently my friend Jess
did something amazing for me and it wasn't something I asked her to do. I know it wasn't
easy for her to do it but she wanted to do it. She wanted to help because she knew how
broken up I was over a lost friendship and with someone that she's also close with. So
I know she wants the best for both of us and I know she's rooting for us to figure this
out. And I really appreciate what she did and she's an amazing person and I'm so happy
to call her a friend. And I single this out because it's just kind of the most recent
example and an example that it just blew my mind and not that the group of friends that
I have wouldn't do things for me. Lord knows they have and they've been behind me during
some super rough times and it's amazing to see that and it gets emotional. It gets emotional
because you're just like man you know I didn't expect this from these people but it's like
friends of the family you choose man. That's very true and it kind of loops back to the
point we were making earlier about you know kind of being unserious because of the quantity
of bullshit that this world tends to offer on a regular basis. Yes. And then you know
from being unserious it can loop back around to like what you said where it becomes emotional
because you can see the you know true potential of what humanity is ideally supposed to be.
Yeah. You know relationships full of empathy and care and of course like you said goofs
and gaffes and laughs. Of course. But yeah it can get emotional because you know often
times people don't take the extra time to be introspective about their relationships
and friendships and how important they are. Yeah. Or to I don't know look back on fond
memories you know because if you don't exercise it maybe you lose the memory. Yeah that's
true. Yeah. That's very true. Maybe that's a tip. Get a little introspective. Yeah I love
that. That is that is such a good tip. And you know the main the main idea here is that
I don't care who you are. We have an end date. Right. All of us you know whether is for some
of us it's sooner unfortunately and for many of us it'll be 70 75 80 years who knows maybe
even longer than that. But we all we all pass. And so that's why I've come to kind of re
evaluate how I treat friendships in terms of like if you have disagreements or maybe
you just haven't hung out in a while or you've drifted apart or whatever the case is. You
have to understand that you might not be around tomorrow they might not be around right tomorrow.
So I think it's just so important that you cherish what you have. And if these people
are important let them know how important they are to you. And that could be a text.
It could be a phone call. You know it could be hey what do you do in Saturday. Let's grab
a beer right and catch up or whatever. I mean it's it's so important to do that. Or if it's
someone you're mad at. Hug it out man. It's like unless it's something so terrible where
it's like yep I'm definitely not speaking with that person again or whatever and sometimes
people change we get all that. You know that's we're not going to go into the weeds there
now. Right. But for most things you know something minor and that could end a friendship. It's
like it shouldn't. Why would you do that. Right. Why would you do that. Why would you
not be like you could be mad at someone. I get mad at people. But if I care about them
whatever I'll get over in a day or two right and we'll have a beer and we're fine. Yeah.
And I think that's the best way to do it. Yeah. Clear communication is always key in
any type of relationship friendship or beyond. And you know if that begins to break down
then that's I mean that's highly unfortunate. Right. Because you know that's kind of the
basis of all human interaction is communication right. Yes. So yeah that's that's a very important
important part that you bring up there. It really is. And it really came to the forefront
when I learned that a friend of mine Melissa Sobko I met her at Loyola University of Chicago
and she was always the best person. She was so super nice and she had passed away and
I'd spoke to her in July and when I spoke to her in July she lived in the northern suburbs
of Chicago and I really hadn't had much touch with her kind of on and off over the years
right. But she reached out kind of on her own it was just like hey Maloney blah blah
I see her in Valpo I'm like yeah she's like well like you live there like that's home
I'm like yeah I said I've been here for years blah blah and we talked to she's like well
I'm thinking of moving there now she went to high school of Andrian for you folks not
in Indiana that that's a Catholic school in Lake County and her father lives in New Carlyle
that's a small lake town which is just north central Indiana I guess is the best way to
put it. Right. But anyway she had roots here so she was going to come and maybe move to
Valpo and I thought ah how cool is that I'm like well I'm your guy I'm like I'm here and
happy to show you around or whatever and she passed away in September and like no one like
we didn't know about it. Right. Right. And our group of friends is it's pretty vast it's
a big group of friends and at Loyola they called us the campers and we were probably
a larger group than most of the fraternities and sororities on campus. Wow. And we just
had this great group of friends and with people watch Star Trek and you know the Borg we just
kind of assimilated people and we meet someone and be like okay you're one of our style.
You're in. You're in and that's just the way it is which is kind of interesting because
there's one of those in a place called B-Dubs here in Valpo and this group has kind of grown
naturally and we've assimilated a lot of people and so that like this has been happening and
I'm like you have no idea how comfortable I am right now because this is like I've been
here and done that it's been years but I know how all this is going to pan out. Right. But
at any rate getting back to the subject Melissa was awesome she always enjoyed hanging out
with her. She loved animals, loved her dogs and you know we had that reconnection and
it was kind of heartbreaking that gosh what was it July August of that so it might have
been like six weeks from the time we talked to when she passed and I'm like holy cow.
Wow. That just really it really blew my mind. Right. It really did blow my mind so and she
she wasn't that old. I mean people pass away in their 40s or 50s. It's got to be like damn right
you know and of course there's lots of different ways you can pass but then result right that's
we talked about here no longer on this earth and it's just it's a it's a messed up thing so at
any rate like I said she was really a great person she's definitely missed by many if anything our
entire group of friends started chatting again over this and you always as you get older you'll
learn this and all you millennials and Gen Zers you're gonna learn this that there's like groups
of friends and sub friends and stuff that you kind of drift apart from and unfortunately as you
get older people pass but if you once again when bad things happen if you can kind of find a silver
lining and things like that it's the it's brings a group of friends back together again right you
know talking about memories and that sort of stuff so I guess that's the silver lining in a lot
of this so I would just say once again don't don't be dumb don't be stupid just like if you get in
disagreements with your friends whatever sometimes friends need a little distance sometimes people
need to be angry or frustrated but in the end solve it figured out hugs kisses whatever you do
and just figure it out figured out and because those friendships are huge right and life is short
and life is short so just don't don't fuck it up right basically what I'm saying don't fuck it up
don't be too proud yeah that you can't you know maintain these friendships even when things happen
right you know you definitely can and you know I understand that all friendships last forever
sometimes they don't I know I have like somewhere between 12 and 15 like super close friends that
I let in my circle these would be the friends or family group maybe right I suppose I cherish those
friendships and you know if something happens you hug it out right you talk about things you work
on the friendships in many ways friendships are like relationships and both I guess I guess you
can put it this way it's like caring for a flower right so if you ignore that flower you mistreated
whatever it's gonna wither and die and I feel like if you water it and you care for it flowers
gonna flourish friendships are a lot like that sure so you can't you can't sit there and abuse it
and be mad at someone and then just let that go and let it go and let it go because otherwise
then it just dies yeah it's done and there's no reason to do that so I know I'll miss Melissa
and miss that opportunity we had to reconnect before she passed away all I can do I suppose is
just try to be a good friend to all of my friends my group of friends and to those still around
and let them know I appreciate them and I love them I think at a Facebook post and pretty much
said that today and it's heartfelt I've got a big heart I know you do too probably a genetic
defect that we got from Papa and other people but curses curses damn it why do I wear my heart
and I sleep but we do and we have a big heart so you know we love and we care hard but when we're
hurt we hurt bad you know we hurt really bad so it sucks but anyway yeah just work on those
friendships just work on them if you got that friend you've been mad at since since 2018 pick up
your phone pick up a damn phone and go have a beer with that person you know send him a text be
like hey what are you up to and and just just don't be don't be stupid don't be proud don't
whatever it is you know sure just work on those friendships yeah for sure anyway before we get
started and jump into the meat and potatoes of the show I'd like to thank we get a lot of support
from the community and I'd like to thank some people curry motors for the Valpo curry motors
Buick GMC Jitoni Greek Grill yum Smoketown Blues barbecue Valpo YMCA life care centers of Valpo
the entertainer magazine and guys being dudes a k 219 for their support much appreciated so
after this quick break carpe diem on the mark mo show
right we're back everybody and we're on to our segment called Carpe diem those are DMs that you
find beautiful wonderful people send us and we read them on the podcast for your enjoyment and
you know if it's in the form of a question we may we may answer it very true we may not we're not
legally obligated to no we're not yeah we're definitely not we didn't sign any contracts with
you people no no no we know better than that yeah so if you ask us a question we might just go
uh no no comment no comment but do we do that often nah nah we'll answer just about anything
just about anything just about anything so here's carpe diem and a you want to kick us off
certainly all right diem here from gumbo richie they ask twenty thousand dollars or never feel
joint pain again it's a tough one twenty grand twenty twenty grand is a nice comfortable amount
of money helps definitely helps it's not crazy it's not enough to retire on unless it's like 1920
right but never feeling joint pain again I mean granted I'm in my 20s still right and doing this
laborious job I have the old back and knees start to get to me sometimes oh sure and considering
I'm experiencing that in my 20s I have no idea what my 30s and 40s are gonna hold or beyond so
it's one of those things like do I do I take that now like as an investment in my health or do I
take the instant gratification of twenty thousand dollars right exactly that's the tough part
ah twenty thousand dollars can buy a lot of tiger balm that is true that is true several
year supply depending how quickly you go through tiger balm and there is inflation and and tariffs
and when yeah all right stop we're gonna stop there we're gonna stop it no we're the fun show
ah man twenty grand twenty grand just may not be enough I don't know it seems like but then again
like you said if I take the never feel joint pain again and then I get hit by a bus tomorrow
mm-hmm that's not gonna be a good time right it is not a good time but twenty grand I might just
take the twenty grand right now you know that's a good idea yeah because you're still young
enough to adjust your lifestyle sure you can push off some of that pain and suffering that many of
us middle-aged folks have to deal with certainly but I'll be honest I'll take that no joint pain
no joint pain yeah I got a cash in on that for sure wake up sore like there is always a pain
somewhere and I'm like what the hell did I just do in my sleep that caused a part of my body to
ache in such a way where I'm like what did I do did I just do squats I don't understand what the
hell just happened because like you know you're younger you wake up you're out of bed you do a
big stretch like man that was awesome and now you wake up and it's like okay what part of the body
is that is that a part why does it hurt yeah it's the a find the pain yeah is a fun game in the
morning yeah I'm gonna go with no pain no joint pain no joint pain yeah I can't blame you I've got
a listener named Randy asking if you could have one classic car what would you choose you want to
answer first go ahead 1970 Chevelle SS that's super sport that racing stripe yeah probably the black
or the red and yeah that's that would be that's a good that's a good one that's such a great car
that is classy I was thinking those old Corvette stingrays ooh I think 60s or 70s is when they
looked the sleekest yes that that might be what I cash in on I don't I don't have a specific year
probably whichever year they put the biggest engine in it but yeah probably cash in on a
stingray those are just sweet that's a really good selection I could go with the old Chevrolet
Impala that you know famous made famous by the TV show Supernatural oh yeah Chevrolet just fucked
the Impala and turned it into a regular old-ass car just lame now yeah so yeah my passion on that
too that's a really good one I know the stingray is more valuable but the Impala I would feel cooler
yeah for sure yeah that I I would definitely I would definitely love that Chevelle I also kind of even
though it's an impractical design and an impractical vehicle that Plymouth Roadrunner with that oh yeah
funky wing thing on the back of the huge wing yeah oh my god so cool so cool so weird but so
cool right very iconic it's like how the time exactly I guess what could I not sure I would be my
choice but it another fun idea would be the old VW van oh yeah like that classic hippie style van
that's that's the perfect vehicle if you decide to quit life right and you're just like yep I will
leave town in that and never return exactly I will see every national park exactly yeah that could
be fun oh no doubt the final DM I received from a man named Willie Long oh okay which I mean that's
fantastic good for you ask yeah must be nice a genie offers you control of an unusual power would
you rather have complete control of cavities removing them or adding them to any person's mouth oh my
or complete control of their nail and hair growth on any human that's that's interesting because you
could either be the world's best dentist and also secretly a super villain right or just a
cause or a chaos and in the in the beauty community as far as hair and nails gal boy oh boy yeah I like
that hair nails one because look once again middle-aged guy here hair start growing in places where
it says if why do I have hairs there what the hell's going on so rather than what do they call
electrolysis is that what it is hair removal like laser hair removal laser hair removal whatever
that is which is just like chemicals right well yeah that's what it is yeah but whatever the case
might be it's just like it'd be nice to just be like yep so say the other guys completely shaved
yeah you think because I have this beard that I'm very hairy but completely shaved arnie palmer alert
Alan you come back here and fuck my wife great movie great movie um yes I like the hair yeah
that could also make a business out of it I think both of these you have the potential to
capitalize on them financially yeah because if you have like instant hair and nail growth
you know you don't need any of this like what were they called like bozzly or whatever the
fuck it is yeah that's shit you put on your hair yeah it's like oh like 13 percent guarantee that
maybe it might come back and that's not legally binding that's just right that's just a bit I don't
know how successful it is but you would have complete success yes with control of that
and people pay a lot for hair like hair transplants and stuff well think think of going to the barbara
in GTA 5 yeah click click yeah you're welcome it exists in the video game let's make it exist
in the real world yeah one day I want to look like slash the next day maybe stone cold right
just they switch it up yeah that's very true they they both have devious answers too like if you
were sure dislike someone at the snap of your fingers with the power of cavities you could make the
inside of their mouth look like those disturbing pictures of Brock Lesnar's fucked up teeth oh
yeah oh my god like boop oops all cavities all cavities not that I recommend using the power
that way but it is an idea yeah I ah you know what if you're taking hair and nails I'll take
I'll take cavities you'll do it yeah okay it'd be a little do we do a little trolling I can do a
little trolling just on the side I give you a cavity I do not like you yeah why not yeah I would
also be the world's best dentist you would be so oh I got this kid what the hell yeah I'll
leave $12,000 exactly yeah I don't take insurance cash only business um man that's funny yeah yeah
the hair one for me for sure but uh all right I've got uh I've got a few here as well uh at the
Zebra Man 143 hi Mark Mo Show do you guys love Patrick Mahomes as much as I do I follow him around
all over the place yikes someone cut in front of him at Costco and I threw my flag 15 yards
well Zebra Man uh we've noticed we've noticed we've definitely noticed yeah you guys should
definitely not wear black and white you should wear red and white yeah that's very true I mean
let's just be honest and so many sports people have been saying oh there's there's no conspiracy
and there's the blah and the rest don't look at the numbers man the numbers don't lie it's like you
can go to all these questionable calls like a bad call a game maybe two bad calls things even out
and like people want to believe that like oh bad calls even out against the chiefs no really not
even close no way because in that bills game the bad calls were like five to one yeah not even
remotely close not even remotely close and the couple of those basically cost them the game oh
yeah because that tight end dough for that one first down and they're like now you're short and
and then Alan like and he's a big dude and look like the ball got over the line right now he's short
unbelievable it's a joke it's a joke and it makes you not want to care and now we've got two teams
in the Super Bowl I've seen the meme on on social media where it shows like the little graph of
like who people are cheering for and there's like a little red dot in the middle of the country it
says Kansas City the little green dot and the northeast says Philly the rest is all in gray
and that selection is hoping we get hit by a meteorite yeah yeah and like okay yep that's about
right what I'm watching the Super Bowl for this year is the Kendrick Lamar show 100% that's it
yep I want some funny commercials and Kendrick Lamar other than that like whatever is happening
during the game I'll be snacking I'll be getting beer I'll be up for a sandwich whatever that's the
part I can tune out oh 100% yeah I would agree crazy uh at Frederico Fallascio great name that's a
great name I am moving to the United States from Italy tell me where the best place is to meet
beautiful women um LA San Diego San Diego San Diego yeah that's it I would say Tijuana but that is
in Mexico and that's that's a little sus because you you could it's just right across the border
this is right across the border it's right across the border but Tijuana is like a dirtier much more
dangerous Vegas that's awesome and that and that may be awesome that might be what Frederico is looking
for so yeah that could be what I'm looking for that that's what I'm let's go I would agree I would
agree 100% with that no you know god it depends what your definition it depends what you're looking
for that's also true your definition of what you consider beautiful might be different than what
I do that's yeah that's a fantastic point you make so that's that's kind of tough Frederico I would
here's where I would start I would start at the bars now by saying that oh that's a good
point I didn't know if he was talking about cities or locations my bad and that could be that could
be either way who knows he needs help he's coming to the United States so I would just say start at
the bars but not not the ones that are open till 4 a.m. that you go in there and they're kind of dirty
and and dingy that might be that might be if you're looking for relations with anyone it's a good play
but if you're if you're looking for a woman like a more relationship I don't know what he's looking
for that's very true I would say you know if you're going to the bar pick a nicer bar a little bit
more upscale you know become a regular start meeting a few people I think that's the best way to do it
but I'm going to throw something out there and I've as is a single middle-aged guy and I've been
that for a while I have to say Target is a fantastic place to meet middle-aged women I don't
know how Frederico is maybe Frederico is a middle-aged that's very true depending on how old you are
if you're 20 I would not tell you to go to Target but if you're 40 and you're a good looking guy
go shopping very true go shopping I would say definitely go go to Target maybe Costco
Costco interesting yeah never thought of a Costco like that yeah I've also never been to a Costco
now you could run into a problem which is a problem I've run into at quote unquote upscale bar
where you are meeting women but they all happen to be married oh that's troubling that is troubling
once again could be out for a good time but you know who's not out for a good time that husband
very true unless he's involved in which case you would have to be also open to such a thing
Mr. Frederico true I mean there's so lots of ways you can go yeah on this that's it's like we could
do a whole episode on this so I wish you luck and yeah start to start at some bars and start at the
bars let us know how Tijuana is definitely let us know definitely let us know and if you go to
Tijuana and you drink a lot and you you you suck down that worm that's not a metaphor for anything
if you suck down that worm and it's one of those nights and you wake up and you're groggy and you're
who's next to me just know with understanding that the person next to you may have some equipment
you work counting on I'm just going to throw that out there oh maybe Frederico's okay with that but
I'm just going to say Tijuana especially it could it could get dicey interesting these are things I
have not yet heard about Tijuana Aiden I have a lot of experience I have a lot of experience in this
life I've been proud of everything I've done but I know a thing or two because you've seen a thing
or two I have I have you know I drink PBR and I know things yeah for sure get that trademark that's
all I have to and I have to get PBR to sponsor us very true finally I mean my Facebook is loaded
with pictures of me like hey hanging with friends I got a PBR my head hey having cheesy
Carlo Pratt at Peddler's PBR right it's just like when are you going to give me money PBR you're
out there come on work with me yeah it's not like they don't have money they have money trust me it
is one of the more popular beers at bars now so that is very true making a wild comeback they are
making a wild comeback at Chunky Chat 54 oh hell yeah chat I love that guy guys I love pizza like I
mean I love pizza as you should as you should this guy on Facebook keeps saying New Haven and New
York style is the best do you agree what is the best pizza where you come from I don't know and I
don't care about that man never heard of him because people who spread falsities do not make my
home page um that's fair bold claim but it is a bold claim yeah I've I've I'm not much of a social
media user myself these days I usually keep myself busy with the content creation lifestyle
and a full-time job there you go but yeah I mean if you want if you want slop you can go elsewhere
if you want pizza you can come to the Midwest yes you got Detroit styles phenomenal Chicago style
both tavern and deep dish I will say are both fantastic I mean that's that's top three if you're
asking for my right three yeah I think that's fair you're welcome that that is that you've earned
it you've you've earned it so you come here and I would say Giordano's is a good bet Fox's on the
southwest side of Chicago is a good bet true I would say Luma on Luma Nauti's is a good bet
Geno's East is a good bet could eat home hi zanos yeah home run in at the restaurant home run in at
the restaurant I would agree with that even the frozen Zaz good yes uh Diego Steno's uh JBL
Bertos I know them all ladies and gentlemen Rinali's there's so many good pizza joints in the city now
a lot of people if we're gonna have a little educational seminar here they'd be like oh Chicago
pizza it's like a big lasagna blah blah blah I'm like okay first of all it's a deep dish pizza and
if if anyone's confused I don't mean to take this over no do it always see oh there's no cheese on
where's the cheese the cheese is under the sauce cheese under the sauce the cheese is under the
sauce go to Giordano's massive cheese pole and and the server will do the whole cheese cheese pole
bit with you yes lots of cheese it's under the sauce it's under the sauce relax it looks like a big
tomato I'm like guys guys guys work with me here and so some people are like oh Chicago should really
lean into that deep dish thing that's Chicago pizza no it's not it is what I call tourist pizza
because people come to Chicago most of your deep dish is centrally located to downtown G why is that
that's where the tourists go sure and it does mean it's bad pizza I'll eat it from time to time
but if I ate deep dish pizza the way I eat thin crust pizza I would be a ton oh sure I would
literally be a ton I'd probably dead deep dish is one of those where you a slice of deep dish
pizza is a meal yeah and the tavern style you can eat half a pizza and that's a meal oh yeah we just
we pound on that yeah and the thin crust is good it's usually thin very thin sometimes sometimes
they've got that the magical pixie dust on the by the cornmeal meal yeah on the bottom a lot of
the southwest tavern styles what they call it so you get that tavern style pizzas cut in squares
now I often hear this from New York people who eat that big triangle that's all floppy and shit
that they say you must be a psycho to want that middle piece of pizza who wants pizza without
the crust now to be fair I've been in big parties where's a big pizza and the first pieces to go
are those edge pieces people that's yep I want that I want that the middle piece is fine because
the crust is crispy you're fine that's true it's okay it's not that floppy dog shit right exactly
where it's like you got to sit there and hold a New York slice like it's a wet napkin right
and then you're you know and you have to fold it over like it's a taco you have to stop pretending
it's a pizza yeah right call it a calzone and call it a day exactly I mean what are you doing
it's just a calzone without the extra step that's about right yeah that's about right now if somebody
brought a New York style pie to my home am I going to turn it down no pizza's pizza pizza's pizza
I'm just saying if we're going to put it on a rating or a scale it is lesser yes lesser than
yeah I would I would go Chicago Detroit New Haven probably Cleveland or Pittsburgh
Philly's got good pizza too because it's not technically New York style New Jersey's got good
pizza see I don't know if New York makes my top five yeah now I'm sure New York's got amazing
pizza places I'm sure they do but I mean if we're just talking overall style I'm not sure New York's
my top that ain't it I just don't think so no 100 I agree yeah my last one here is from
backstage Betty 69 oh wow hi boys what are some of the best concerts you've seen any bands you
haven't seen that you'd like to see live the concert I've been to is Iron Maiden and I think that's it
I think we're gonna have to work on that I believe so and it was fantastic it was such a good time
it was very fantastic uh even they're open it was fantastic yeah I would say bands I want to see
I I would love to see Rage or Green Day I think those shows would be a lot of fun uh who else
who else would I want to see I bet a Tesla show would be fun Tesla's great they're they're just a
good hard rock jam band they're just so fun yeah I'd love to see Pearl Jam yes that'd be fun and
their new albums pretty fly it is good yes I agree so that's that's probably my my response I've only
seen the one I like those a lot of those bands that you mentioned I'd go see too uh I think the
bands that I've really enjoyed I always enjoy seeing Tesla without a doubt Iron Maiden I've seen
11 or 12 times that Maiden Megadeth show in Vegas was I'll always remember it I will never forget
that show it was unbelievable that was really great I've seen Billy Joel live twice Billy Joel
on the Storm Front tour unbelievable just unreal I love it and just so many so many good shows
I haven't seen you too I would like to see you too before I should say before they're too old but a
lot of the bands I've been seeing since 80s and 90s are all old and they sound better now than they
did then so I don't know you know it's kind of crazy probably because they've gotten off the
sauce yeah that's probably it so I if I had to put a few bands out there I'd say you too uh nine
inch nails tool and Jane's Addiction those are those are some bands I haven't seen that I really
want to see that's pretty good I think I would also like to see Kendrick Lamar live Kendrick Lamar
be a good show I'd like to see Ice Cube yeah I missed that opportunity in Vegas that was just
I'm not I'm not saying anything not naming names I'm not naming names but
quite frankly too we've been out in the heat like all day in Vegas so I mean I was a little tired
but I was still game right you know you're in Vegas suck it up buttercup let's find some water
let's knuckle down yeah let's do this thing exactly get you some caffeine oh yeah oh no doubt so that
that was a bit of a a misstep sure yeah Ice Cube Kendrick Lamar for sure yeah absolutely
we got M&M oh that'd be lit yeah yeah that'd be super lit yeah I would dig that for sure
oh god that one band just left my mind and I know it's a band that you like to uh glass
glass animals yeah that'd be a fun show that would be really good man of skin would be really good
I mean there's a lot of groups I'd love to see absolutely yeah no doubt yeah fully tickets weren't
so damn expensive yeah oh god I know right it's nuts um well uh this is about the time where
we start to discuss other foods in a segment called guess what the other foods oh so we talk
about food a lot because we're foodies I write food articles the whole thing I eat a lot of food I
eat a lot of food absolutely and so Aiden tends to find some interesting food choices
from around the world and you kind of look at it go oh my god people don't actually eat that
they oh that they do that they do that they do what do you have for us today I found two that I
wanted to bring up all right from our lovely neighbors to the south and I know these aren't
indicative of the entire country of Mexico but that is where they're from this first one
Eskimole's from uh see the native language of now who now now tool languages I if I mispronounce
anything I apologize but colloquially they're known as Mexican caviar or insect caviar
which is the edible larvae and pupae of ants oh no commonly consumed in Mexico City and
surrounding areas Eskimole's have been consumed in Mexico since the age of the Aztecs the taste
is described as buttery and nutty with a texture akin to that of cottage cheese it tastes a bit
nutty that's disgusting I found that because that's that's what I found when I first started
looking and then there was a like related article and I'm like now what the hell could be related
to that well this is Hamoes they're the common name of Mexico of edible insects of the order of
coloctra which are beetles they're consumed preferably in the summer in their last larval
stage of life since in their adult life they start to take on a bitter taste these beetles are
consumed fried roasted stewed or in sauce and sometimes served with salt and chili in southern
Mexico they're eaten toasted on on a comal or in a broth prepared with avocado leaf and ground
corn now I know that eating bugs in other parts of the world is pretty pretty casual like the
the consumption of crickets has just recently hit the US as like an acceptable thing to do and
honestly I've consumed my fair share of cricket containing products and they taste like nothing
they just turn it back into protein powder and then add it to things it doesn't taste like
like crickets feel like they would taste sure but when you start eating larvae and and pupil
stage things and whole beetles that's that's where I start to become a little apprehensive
oh 100% maybe a little cautious and say ah maybe it's not for me oh I know right I'm a fairly
adventurous person when it comes to food I'll try almost anything at least once but man I would I
would need to be inebriated and blindfolded before I would give a cottage cheese ask larvae a try
yeah oh yeah there's no way I can't even I can't even think of a situation
no where where that would be something I would want to do right and usually because of my general
adventurous style of you know trying anything once when I hear about a food yeah I can typically
conceptualize how it might taste right oh yeah but I for the life of me cannot conceptualized
a buttery nutty flavored cottage cheese textured antelarv I don't know I don't my tongue and brain
will not allow me to conceptualize that I can't I can't do it I can't do it yeah god that's so nasty
that's so nasty if you out there have tried either of those before a let me know if I pronounced them
wrong which I probably did I apologize but to be what does it taste like I would want to know
inquiring minds want to know yes we're curious we're definitely curious well on that note ladies and
gentlemen go get yourself some eskimole yes absolutely and we'll be right back
so
all right we are back everybody with our feature segment you just made the list each and every
week a top 10 list 10 to 2 with our big number one reveal and the only rule is that well there are
no rules we specifically designed it to be like that oh for sure it's a little easier on us yeah
almost definitely most definitely so we change it up every week we do something different
in terms of our lists and this week top 10 best movies shot in Chicago and we are we are originally
from Chicago we currently live in Indiana but still think we're from Chicago land our heart is in
Chicago most definitely so we have a top 10 list of our favorite Chicago based movies and I'll
I'll get going with mine here number 10 eight men out that is the baseball movie that's a great one
about the white socks that cheated yeah well it's the white socks so that's what you expect
what they do that's a great one I wish I had that yeah that's that's a good movie number nine the
Untouchables great gangster movie with Sean Connery in it and he's amazing Kevin Costner
great cast number eight Brian's song it's an old movie about Brian Piccolo the Chicago Bears
Billy Dee Williams and James Kahn and it was basically just an examination especially
at that time in America of a white guy and a black guy becoming best friends and Brian Piccolo getting
a fatal illness right and and Kale Sears being by his side every step of the way and that that's a
it's a it's a tough movie it's a movie where you get to the end and even if you're not a sports fan
you're gonna have a tough time not not at least shedding a man right you know just that single
tear it's something number seven adventures in babysitting a cheesy late 80s movie an Elizabeth
shoe vehicle if you will and it's it's actually it's not a great movie it's kind of funny and cute
especially for like older kids but the cool part is like they really go all over Chicago that's
pretty cool you know and they really feature the city so they do a good job of that number six
kind of one people might not have on their list but it reeks of Chicago and that is the dark night
oh that's a good answer that is a dark night so for most people it's just a batman movie for us
it's Chicago Batman that's so true it's the Chicago Batman movie what a great answer yeah I love that
really good addition number five and this this movie if I had like a top 20 list which maybe
we'll do someday a top 20 list of my favorite movies of all time this movie's probably on it
it's called primal fear oh it's with Edward Norton Richard Gere Laura Linney I love this movie
and it is so Chicago yeah it's it's just it's it's a great court case Edward Norton should have
won an Oscar his role was amazing and I love it it's just a great movie features the city
prominently and kind of gets into politics in neighborhood politics and stuff and like it's
just like yep that Chicago you guys nailed it that's pretty cool uh number four another movie
would probably be in my top 20 the fugitive nice very good love the fugitive very good uh Chicago
featured heavily in that movie as well number three back draft I love this movie another movie
that features firemen and does it in such a way where you know I grew up in the southwest side of
Chicago there's a lot of firefighter families and every one of them just like yeah that's that's
yeah accurate that's yeah I mean sure there's a little bit of hollywood to sure but Ron Howard
directed the movie and like they literally spent so much time with firemen like learning about fire
working with the guys that were going to be setting things on fire in the movie to be like okay
how is this how does this look real how's it going to react right they spent so much time doing it
and once again Chicago just prominently uh prominently figured there's there's an Irish band
that plays in the movie uh there's a fight at a bar I mean it's just the macafferies and that's the
name of the family so it's a south side Irish family it's great it's so good uh and number two the
blues brothers nice uh blues brothers so great it's one it's once again maybe a movie that's in that
top 20 just so great the music's phenomenal and Dan Aykroyd and uh uh Belushi or just hilarious yeah
fantastic so that's a great one that's it and then my number one in a few minutes holding out that
number one holding out number 10 on my list is the sci-fi movie Divergent which is filmed heavily
in Chicago really oh yeah most that is interesting done in Chicago a very fun one number nine on my
list public enemies another filmed in Chicago pretty good movie number eight on my list is the
negotiator oh no oh my forget the negotiator I did and I love the negotiator because Sam Jackson
and Kevin Spacey around there was like two of my favorite actors oh my god come on oh you I've you
got to give Samuel Jackson a little bit of credit I will I will sit in the corner and feel ashamed
and is exactly what I won't do I put this one on here because the house prominently in the in the
far north suburbs home alone is number seven on my list yeah not that it's really in Chicago in
Chicago but it's in the suburbs and it's a good Christmas movie number six on my list the fugitive
as you mentioned yeah fantastic number five I was surprised to find out this was filmed big in
Chicago as well Candyman the horror candy man is shot that's another good one that was shot
oh god I don't think it was the Ida B Wells projects maybe it was
or was it Cabrini Green it is one of the housing projects it was shot in yeah Candyman very very
awesome number four this one is as you say the essence of Chicago planes trains and automobiles
the essence of it's the Thanksgiving movie and it's great because most of the movie is not in
Chicago right but that's where they're trying to get that's the goal they're trying to get back to
Chicago and some of the last scenes once again a movie where you get to that end a John Candy
RIP man a legend what an amazing role he played in that I just phenomenal and you get to those
last few scenes of that movie heartstrings yeah holy cow absolutely number three on my list
Ferris Bueller's day off nice fantastic movie yeah very 80s number two do you have a kiss for Debbie
right number two on my list iRobot the Will Smith classic seems like someone seems like someone
forgot iRobot too I did see there are no rules I could have had a few honorable mentions on that
I failed I I'm so sorry iRobot a very very strong number two in my head that is a strong number two
yeah I was happy with that my number one is I think your number three Ferris Bueller's day off
it's such a great movie once again just features the city prominently right whether it's them
going to the Cubs games or they're going to Shea Paul or the parade it's just hilarious
so yeah that that one is number one for me yes and your number two was my number one the blues
brothers yeah number one on my list yeah it's just a classic it's so great oh god I love that movie
very good we have both kinds of music country and western so great I love that movie
yeah and of course the end scene which is ridiculous but once again features the city
and daily center yeah just great just fantastic yeah a really good movie so yeah if we missed any
by all means we are on socials the mark mo show podcast has a page ak219 has a page we have our
personal pages shout at us and and let us know be like hey you forgot this movie or I think that
movie is great just let us know very true we do a thing called review preview every week review
movie preview movie but I haven't gone to the movies very much and so being that I have failed all
of you in that I figure well what could I do and I could talk about an older movie and so for maybe
some of the younger folks maybe listen to the show maybe I'm doing a service I'm doing a public service
for sure by saying hey here's this older movie you should check it out and it's a little topical
as well because it is almost this day it is almost groundhog day oh yeah and so groundhog day just in
a nutshell a cynical tv weatherman named Phil played by Bill Murray finds himself reliving the
same day over and over and over again goes on location in the small town of Punxsutawney
to film a report about the annual groundhog day his predicament drives him to distraction until he
sees a way of turning the situation into his advantage the movie also stars Andy McDowell
as the producer who becomes Phil's love interest and Chris Elliott who portrays the wacky camera
man directed by the legendary Harold Ramis and even though it is Poxsutawney it was shot in Woodstock
Illinois oh how about that so you can go to Woodstock and see a lot of the building yeah like
that that you saw in the movie it's step is a duzy it's a duzy Ned Ned Ryerson didn't he
sell life insurance yes he did yes he did and at the very end Phil bought everything he had
yeah it's such a good movie once again a movie that has it's a comedy so you're gonna laugh
but it has a lot of heart and I think it's very spirited and I think Phil learns a lot
about life about being a human being because he was really at the beginning pretty insufferable
yeah and people really didn't like him very much but he became like well and he learned a lot about
people and he ends up trying to do good and in his quest to get with this girl instead of like
trying to get with this girl in the sense that you're thinking about right he falls for her and then
at the very end realizes that it isn't about knowing everything it is about reliving this day
and trying to figure everything else about her this is about being yourself right it's about
being yourself and wanting the best for her right and it it is the takeaway I always got from the
movie is the perspective and attitude change from you know the start to the middle to the end yes
is is kind of the the life lesson I got from the movie not that the movie is meant to be a life
lesson but you know it's primarily kind of you can take away from it that like sometimes all you
need is a perspective or an attitude change to you know change your own scenario yeah oh yeah for
sure control the things you can change and those are things you can change yeah I agree great movie
very well said oh I love that movie it's just so there's certain movies if you watch it a certain
time of the year I think there's even some cable channel that like runs the movie 24 hours they
just they keep it going so definitely check it out I think if you haven't seen it definitely see it
yes you will get the alarm clock song stuck in your head yes put your little hand in mine
and there ain't no mountain we can climb and then don't worry just make sure he's like oh no
great movie though well um actually there's one more bit that we do I almost forgot it I can't
believe it I know right shocking golly we do a segment called while you were sleeping and not
that that was part of why you were sleeping that was just a retro movie review um Aiden does this
thing where he while you were sleeping so it could be a tv show it could be a movie it could be
maybe a youtube channel it could be music it could be anything and basically he's just like hey
buddy wake up how did you miss this so I'm interested to see what we miss well I went to the well again
because I've been um playing a lot of these types of video games recently indie horror games oh yeah
oh yeah I've been playing a lot of those recently and this one is one of my favorites I've played
in the last year probably okay a horror game called from the darkness which is made I believe by a
russian game developer um it's on steam and other platforms I think it's like five or ten dollars
like most indie games it's fairly inexpensive but it's a first person horror game where you visit
your late grandfather's apartment to retrieve a family photo album everything takes a turn
for the worst of course when strange occurrences begin to happen you think that the abandoned
apartment well the apartment you think is abandoned is of course not because that's horror for you
someone wrote a whole article on it because I believe it was the only the second or third game
that this game dev made and it is just gripping and terrifying and so a lot of people liked it a lot
myself included uh they wrote it's a very scary game abuses some of the uh some phobias very
effectively claustrophobia being one of them which is a big thing for me and oh yeah got me yeah
yeah definitely got me uh the combination forces the player to be consistently alert and afraid as
they move through this apartment which of course is very small uh in the apartment there's a short
hall hallway connecting most of the rooms where you have to piece together the puzzle of you know
the death you're trying to follow along with the story you're uncovering clues yeah maybe you see
a couple corpses who is to say who's to say and this small hallway connecting all the rooms becomes
your least favorite part of the whole game because it's just where everything goes to shit oh no it's
like you know you wrap up this story segment in one of the bedrooms and then it's like you're
trying to figure out oh okay what do i have to do next and it's like oh no i have to walk to the
kitchen now oh shit the lights start flickering you can't leave the apartment the ghostly the
demonic forces lock you in oh that's terrifying you can't leave until you learn more about you know
what's going on what has gone on it is horrifying and of course you start hallucinating it's
it's good it's really good and i i've been of course spending a lot of time in the horror genre
both watching movies and playing indie games and everything like that so what is the name of this
game again from the darkness from the darkness okay from the darkness very very fun highly recommended
you could probably sink an hour or two into it depending how thorough you are or how terrified
of it like me um and that could definitely slow your progression as well but yeah between all the
indie horror games and now my girlfriend jordan and i have been watching a lot of classic horror
movies recently i love that watch the original nose for a two from the 1920s oh yeah um what was the
other one it was called like haunted castle or something like that a movie from the 60s so we've
been watching a lot of the old horror movies as well so not to give it any hints but be prepared for
more yeah more while you were sleeping horror editions that's awesome yes that's awesome well
i'm definitely going to try oh by the way if someone wants to play that game how can they find it
uh you can find it on this uh steam which is uh just an online marketplace for pc i believe you
can get it on xbox and playstation as well on those marketplaces really yes okay interesting well
definitely give that try i'm gonna give it a try uh i love horror games and horror movies so that's
really good that sounds that sounds excellent i played it on my on my youtube channel and
it well it did pretty well for the numbers but in playing it it was so terrifying the jump scares
got me again while i was editing it that's impressive holy shit like that says something that
definitely says something that's awesome well i'm definitely going to try that out we're going to
take a super quick break and we're going to finish up our show this week with the world of weird news
so
all right we're back ladies and gentlemen to finish up with the world of weird news and we
scour the news reports from all over the globe and we find weird goofy funny stories for you
because we care and we love you and you're our friend you deserve to know you deserve you deserve
to know yeah that's the number one message be an informed participant in life that's right yeah
super important absolutely i agree these news stories yes maybe not important
i mean we'll let you do that we'll let you decide not to uh you know break down the fourth wall but
but yeah so uh i'll kick off uh my story title visitors flock to new york botanic garden for
a whiff of a flower that smells like a rotting corpse oh my god wait i feel like i've heard
about the flower the rotting corpse scented oh i feel like i've heard something about that
one by one visitors to the brooklyn botanic garden pulled out their phones snapped pictures
of the rare blooming plant before leaning in to brave a whiff of its infamously putrid scent
which resembles that of rotting flesh it smells like feet cheese and rotten meat it just smelled
like the worst possible combination of smells elysia blaze said that was disgusting
a whoof man i i got a word i i got a word a rare amorphophallus
jegus a relative of the amorphophallus titanium of course yeah commonly known as the corpse flower
i would have fitting why couldn't we had just said that why couldn't why did you want to see
because the the botanists had to be like i know what it's related to i know what it's called and
then everyone else in the room is like you know what it should be called yeah god what a waste of
consonants uh has bloomed for the first time since arriving in brooklyn in 2018 native to sumatra
the plant is known for its height and carry on scent which it uses to attract pollinators okay
well if you know flies are attracted to feces so yeah or do you they find dead bodies and
there's flies around so am i right maybe so keep up that great work keep it up it has hundreds of
flowers both male and female inside the bloom and it can take years between blooming events said
gardener chris spindress who first noticed the inflorescence or cluster of flowers around new
years eve the bloom will last only a few days before it collapses oh no yeah so get you better get it out
and just get out and give it a big win no so this is the first time it's happened here spindress said
it's not going to happen next year it's going to be several years before it happens again the plant
is in very few other botanic gardens worldwide right but there was a similar scene this week on
the other side of the globe at a greenhouse in sydney as thousands waited oh my god in three
hour lines to experience the fragrance emanating from a blooming amore why
called corpse flower corpse flower jackasses evoking jim socks and rotting garbage wow it was the
first time in 15 years that a corpse flower see you figured it out there has blue we got to talk to
this writer has bloomed at the royal sydney botanic garden that plants a flower was also
spotted in december when it was 10 inches 25 centimeters high and by thursday it was more than
five feet oh and point six god meters that is an alarming growth it's alarming that's wild it's
alarming and it smells like corpses yeah that's crazy yeah i think i'm gonna i'm gonna throw this
out there i want to go see it while eating ant caviar i think that that would really i think that
would just do it roasted beetles and some roasted beetles on the side on the side you know a little
appetizer right yeah no doubt i think that would be just oh wow a terrible idea count me and oh for
sure all right aiden rat wrap it up i'm sorry go ahead no just to recap to recap recap the the scent
notes of this wonderful candle of a flower beautiful if you will yes feet gym socks
rotting meat yes cheese cheese uh corpses in general yes that's awesome that's amazing they
haven't made it into a candle yet mm-hmm that's surprising i even have a better idea get one
for your office if you have an office get one for your office get one like the day you retire
find the candle that is this flower and your boss will come in uh yeah about that uh what was that
where are you going they will leave you alone didn't you have an assignment for me yeah it'll be great
shocks trust me on this one yeah why aren't there more candles that just smell like shit that's what
i'm wondering yeah you know they could be very careful i don't think so yeah no doubt the story
i've got yes the world wrap us up of weird news comes from upi.com florida man cited for booty patrol
trucks resemblance to a border patrol vehicle okay so this happened in november of 2023 a
florida driver was issued a citation when sheriff's deputies determined his truck labeled booty patrol
too closely resembled a border patrol vehicle the county sheriff's office said the white chevrolet
silvarado which bears a green stripe on the side with the words booty patrol on the back had been
spotted in several counties before they got to him the driver was cited under a law banning vehicles
from having red and blue lights ah that was the big that was the big thing that too closely resembled
the lights on law enforcement vehicles comments underneath the sheriff's office post indicate
the truck is quote a show vehicle and the lights were only ever used for the filming of a music
video not on any public roads and yet they were still cited because of the red and blue lights
i think the booty patrol thing that's i mean it's got some merit it's got some merit but at the same
time maybe you just let the red and blue lights go just let the lights go go for a yellow yeah booty
patrol car maybe a mauve right a mauve a mauve you're welcome look at a we don't we don't have
enough beige lights we don't have beige lights i want a beige light quite frankly frederico
falascio uh you might want to hang out with booty patrol guy yeah booty patrol guy probably know
some people probably know some people yeah he's out looking for the booty exactly it's but it's
been used in music videos yeah yeah ideas ideas that's a big idea that's what we're here for
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