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Welcome back to Toke It Out. My name is Maddy Tokes. How are you? Oh my God. When people dance like that on TikTok, honestly, I think it's so cute. But how stupid? The two L's. How stupid. Hi. Welcome back to Get Out. My name is Maddy Tokes. How are you today? Oh my gosh, I hope you guys are good.

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I think it's I think her art is so cool. And honestly, to have one of the shirts by her is super, super neat. So big or not, I love it. And that's why you're seeing it today on so okay, so what else are we talking about and soak it out. Hope you guys liked last week's episode about shadow people.

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If you didn't, don't worry. Today we are not talking about shadow people at all. We're talking about real people. We're talking about our modern day gods. Yes, that's right, we're talking about celebrities and different celebrity conspiracy theories. Now I had look, nobody get mad, nobody get mad. I had a dream up a bunch of celebrity theories for me to read for you guys.

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I have not read them beforehand. So that we can discover them together. And it's going to be a fun little time. Okay, so and if anybody wants to get mad at me, get mad at billionaires, okay? Not me. Thank you. Thank you.

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You know what? I just forgot that I forgot to tell you what we're talking about. Not today. Today. Can you see this? It's a little. It's a little. It's geek bar. It's a it's a cannabis. Oh, it's a cannabis geek bar. It's a Capricorn permanent marker geek bar by MKS here in Michigan. Michigan. And she's very tasty. So we're going to talk on it a little bit and get right into it into some celebrity theories.

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Now, why are celebrities the perfect breeding ground for rumors? Well, fame. What does fame do? Creates distance between people. And when there's distance. I care about you. I see you as a person a lot less. And not not. I see you as a person a lot less. I apologize, it's not like that distance as far as like, cut that out.

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Fame creates distance. And with our highly surveyed environments and parasocial relationships, it is like rumor theory fuel for people, for real. And that's why, you know, and also people love to talk about rumors. People love gossip. People love to talk about gossip. People love the weird, the little glitches or whatever. So you can give a weird interview or something.

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Then you have like made it. So here's the thing about how many iconic interviews think about Mo R Kelly crying about allegedly peeing on a 16 year old because I'm not here for lawsuits. Everybody okay, these are all theories that I did not come up with and that I am not saying are real or not. Okay. I'm just saying that these are conspiracy theories, okay?

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And I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a what the fuck is this life ist? Okay, so that's what that's what we're talking about. Disclaimer. Disclaimer number one, Avril Levine was replaced by clone Melissa. A lot of my millennials know about this okay. Where did this originally originate? Oh, originally we're this originally was a Brazilian blog because emo kids could never let it go at this.

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Melissa. Handwriting theory. Okay, Melissa. Handwriting theory. Like when she signs her name, it looks like she's signing Melissa. I don't know, the changing nose shape argument. Hey, maybe she got a nose job and also, your nose keeps growing like, continuously. So whatever next is the clothing and vibe shift. Okay. That's called getting older. So debunking this one already.

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Yeah. Okay. So that is nothing. Sorry. Hey, that was lame. That's nothing. She's not a clone. Because a clone. You guys a clone? This is not Dolly the sheep. We're talking about Avril Levine, okay? She's not fucking clone you guys. You guys are so weird. Whoever originated that theory is like I am powerful. Because how does it still persist?

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How do people so know about this? Okay, Keanu Reeves is immortal. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and debunk that one right now and say he is okay. Actually, we're not debunking it. We're proving it. Yep. No, he is okay. Why? Have you see I just watched The Matrix the other day, The Matrix, and then watching John Wick.

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He looks beautiful in both of those. Beautiful. So immortal. He never visibly ages. Yes, he dies okay. He visibly ages in those movies. Okay? The 20 years, he's just aging like fine wine. You guys. Sorry. People think he's an ascended being. I don't think so. Poor Keanu Reeves, poor Keanu Reeves is going through it like some of these crazies are worshiping me.

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That's not a Keanu Reeves voice, but he's probably like some of these crazies are worshiping me. That's too much. There's old paintings that look exactly like him that is like doppelganger shit. Okay, that is extremely similar painting, I'll tell you that. But honestly, I betcha the guy in the painting was real ugly and he was like, pick me like one of your French girls type shit and was like, make me look good, make me look a little bit better, like Keanu Reeves.

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So next one is Beyonce, part of the Illuminati or a shapeshifting reptilian? No, no, that's not real. Beyonce is a shapeshifting reptilian. Okay, this is be like fucking real, you guys. Do we really think that the queen bee is a reptilian person? She's not. Hey, is it because I'm part of the beehive? Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, that's but one creepy photo of her eyes changing with one creepy photo.

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There's plenty of creepy photos of me out there. I just mean I'm a reptilian person. Yeah, they're weird. People zoom in on her eyebrows like it's CSI. What are you talking about? Her eyebrows. Okay, Beyoncé. Reptile. Let's go ahead and. No, no, no, no, we're not okay. This may be a lame episode, because what are you guys saying?

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The Keanu Reeves and painting thing did look correct. Okay, that one I'll give to you guys. That one might be real. Beyonce is part of the Illuminati, part of the Illuminati. I don't know because I don't know if the Illuminati is even real. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know nothing about nothing but the Illuminati. I'm just saying a shapeshifting, shifting, reptilian.

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No, no, that's a that's going to be a guaranteed no. Okay. Doja Cat and Lady Gaga are industry plans with occult occult influence. You guys, you guys, is this for real? Okay. Oh, Doja Cat going Npcc mode on live. Like she just like froze or something. You guys, it's all a performance. Everything they do is a performance because they're performers like, are you for real?

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Do you think they're really out here doing that? That's like the people who were commenting on my satanic Church versus the Satanic Temple video. It's like people who were commenting, John 316 I'm like, you guys aren't even watching it. You guys aren't even listening. It's a it's I'm not saying that I'm a devil worshiper, Earth Satan worshiper. I'm just saying them was talking about it.

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You know, it's not that these people are a cult, people with a cult influence. They're just doing performances that may have dark undertones, overtones, hijack, whatever all the tones. Okay, that doesn't mean that they're like that all the time, that people are so weird. We tell you, hey, the next one, Selena Gomez, Body Double Theory. Her face changed overnight and she probably got older and her face changed a little bit because there's so weird sometimes glitches when paps yell and she's probably, like, freaked out a little bit, like, you know, like, no wonder when people yell, no wonder I would glitch out too.

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Or you kidding me? Because people obsess over side by side clips. Dude, she was a child. She was a child on TV doing, like, Wizards of Waverly Place, and now she's an adult woman, married like, no wonder. And maybe she got some work done. Who gives a fuck? It's not our business to know. Okay, here I am, just defending celebrities, okay?

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I'm not defending celebrities. I'm just defending like people. And women and like people's right to privacy. Like, my God, TikTok loves to claim anything. Honestly, they get better rumors. You guys, this was just a lame rumor. Instagram. Britney Spears Instagram not being Britney that okay, now we're back to true Keanu Reeves and Britney. I'm I'm in these okay?

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Her strange filters, her background, her greenscreen backgrounds, her robotic movements. Okay. Robotic movements feels that feels more like drugs than it does medications than it does her being like a body double or somebody else. The caption tone shifts. She's being replaced or being puppets. That kind of feels right. But maybe she just hired a social media person. You know?

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Maybe she was like, I obviously I'm getting random shit on social media. I'm going to hire a social media person. So maybe that there's a shift, I don't know. Or maybe, like, I don't know, I don't know. Are we seeing the shift as good or bad? Because that's that's some celebrities are eyes are robots and interviews Mark Zuckerberg's blink malfunction okay.

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He might be an AI robot. Not saying he is, but he might be. I'm not an insult. The guy that owns meta and shit, but but yeah. Conan. Yeah, you might be Elon Musk being monotone. He's autistic. Period. Sorry. That's an insult. I just, I think he's autistic and I'm pretty sure he is. He like has Addison Rae looping during the red carpet clip.

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E I don't know what that is, but none of us look up Addison Rae. So NPC celebrity trends on TikTok? Nope. Not real. There's a conspiracy theory that Zendaya is actually six five. I don't think so. I think she's actually six five. But how tall is Zendaya? Let's see. Oh, not gonna tell me she's 510. You guys let this girl be 510.

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She's six five. Be for real. That is so funny. That is so funny. That's so stupid. Paul Rudd is aging backwards. That's true. He is Benjamin Button for sure. And we're all. We're all here for it. For real. He might be kind of like a Keanu Reeves immortal, you know. Is there is there a famous painting of Paul Rudd somewhere?

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And if somebody finds it, can you give it to me, please? Please. Thank you. Rihanna is a witch. I mean, in like, a fun way. Like she's like. I mean, she's a witch because she's like. I mean, she's like a powerful goddess being like. And that's Rihanna. I know she's like a billionaire, so she's evil. But you know, my saying witchcraft is real, but all I'm saying is look at Rihanna and look at her success.

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So, you know, believe what you want to believe okay. Just saying guys, some people, they love the glitches on TikTok. Dude, I don't know what you guys are all about, but these glitches of, like, people freaking out or like, whatever. Like news anchors who are freezing mid-sentence. Hey, sometimes your brain just like, maybe you just have like a flub.

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What's up? Maybe you just have a flub moment one time. Okay, A-list actors staring blankly for too long. You know, that's their beta blockers. That's the A-list actors taking that beta blocker going, all right, let's do this. And just staring off, having a time. I don't blame them. I don't blame them because I also, if I had to be on all the time and perceived all the time, I might just need to turn my brain off for a few seconds at a time.

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So, so people catching these glitches leave people alone. Leave me alone. Cardi B's robot voice glitch. If you've ever listened to Morbid and Ash when she gets like an accent all of a sudden like out of nowhere for a certain word, that's just what that is. And I don't know what that is, but. And Justin Bieber's eye shift rumor, that's her.

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That's him on drugs. More than likely. Allegedly not sure. Just saying it might be okay. Probably. You've seen the ones he's like shaking like that is drunk people like that's like super drug people I don't know, but why do people believe this stuff? Well, obviously we're just craving or craving meaning in these chaotic times. Truly, like people, celebrities become symbols rather than humans.

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So they are there are entertainment, there are performers, there are jesters, to be honest. They're the they're the people in the center of the. The fuck is that? They're the people in the center of the Coliseum juggling doing stuff. And we are the crowd, like, you know, they that's what celebrities do. They perform. And I'm not saying that they're not human and they don't have feelings and they don't deserve privacy and all these things.

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But with standing on the soapbox comes people throwing tomatoes. And that just always how it has been. And I'm not saying it's right, and I'm not saying that I'm the one throwing tomatoes. I'm just saying people will do that because people are people and have always peopled, you know, to the end of time with, with spooky season, obviously, like we're far past spooky season, but we're in the dead, not the dead of winter, but we're in the beginnings of winter at this point with this episode.

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So a lot of us are bored and inside, and we're inside. And what's that song from 2020? I'm in the house. I'm in the house. Bored like that is Michigan six months out of the year, let me tell ya. So with that comes imagination. Algorithms being weird and conspiracy theories just explode. So it's a good time for a celebrity gossip, you know?

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And if your weird aunt can believe that those oils cure cancer, then somebody out there is believing that ever living means a clone. So I'm saying it's all I'm saying. Okay, now, are any of these actually possible? Well, body doubles exist and, you know, there's there's have you ever seen pictures of celebrities and they're like shoulder to shoulder with their stunt double.

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And they look almost exactly the same in body doubles exist. Things like NDAs and media training will make people sound a lot more robotic because they are trained to say certain things at certain times. And that's just what the PR machine does for these celebrities is they create that for them. And that's, you know, probably sometimes why they seem really bland and boring and repeat, repeat, repeat the same thing because they're trained to do that.

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Obviously, like I said, cosmetic procedures are going to explain why your face changes and sleep deprivation clearly. What celebrities some celebrities go through. All right. Heath ledger is going to explain some of their blank expressions. Tiredness zone out. I mean, you try being a celebrity. I certainly couldn't do what they do. You see, Rihanna or not Rihanna. Excuse me.

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And Rihanna. Yes. Respect. But do you see Ayanna Grande? People say she takes like one day off a month like that woman is go, go, go interview, interview, interview, doing the wicked thing. So no wonder if I was doing that, I would probably just need to stare off into space to at some time and just turn off my brain.

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But I do encourage you to tell me if there's a celebrity conspiracy theory that I missed, please tell me because I'm super, super interested. Like actually very. Tell me below what your favorite conspiracy theory is, and maybe we'll talk about it next time we talk about conspiracy theories here on Talk It Out. If you guys liked this episode, I hope you guys did.

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Sorry that this one was, like, incredibly short, but we are we are burning and turning with this with the episode. So I hope you guys had a wonderful Thanksgiving. And I hope you guys have a wonderful start to your December. Oh my God, it's December now. Can you believe it? I'm so. Anyways happy December everybody I will. You guys didn't like this episode.

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Fine. Ghosts in the last week's episode about Shadow people. Okay, last week's episode, we definitely got a lot more in-depth about the Shadow Peoples. Okay, tell you where you don't go about me and I'll see you next week. BYEEEE