00:00:06:00 - 00:00:27:12 Unknown Hey, welcome back to toke it out already. Got dry mouth. That's awesome. Hey. Welcome back to Toke It Out. My name is maddy Tokes. I am your host today. And what are we talking on? I believe we are toking on some rainbow nerds. Not actually sure, but it is very tasty. No matter what. So that's very cool. Love it. 00:00:27:12 - 00:00:47:21 Unknown You might be asking Maddie, who are you even talking to? Because nobody's with you to blow smoke at the camera. Well, if you spot this little bad boy back here, this second, Mike we are going to be starting to do took it up, which is called to hold on to. 00:00:47:25 - 00:01:12:43 Unknown Well, that was a coughing fit. Oh, Mike. Tearing up. Okay, okay. Right for toke it out. But we're going to be setting a segment, nother podcast or whatever. Same scene, same me, same desk. I know you guys love the desk, but I'm going to be interviewing people from the Michigan cannabis industry. We're talking growers. We're talking industry employees. 00:01:12:43 - 00:01:33:00 Unknown We're talking influencers. We are talking bartenders. We are talking owners, managers and everything in between. So definitely stay tuned for that. It's going to be a couple of weeks till this episode. This comes out what the fourth? The fourth. Well, may November the 4th be with you? No, that doesn't make sense. Okay, by Thanksgiving, you guys will have an episode. 00:01:33:09 - 00:01:53:00 Unknown Okay. Thanksgiving break with the family. You sneak away a little bit to, talk it out. You know what I mean? Then talk it out with me and we'll talk it up together. Get it? It's all. It's all. Play on words, you guys. You don't understand. I have thought this through so much. The whole toke Maddie talks. I have taken on that word. 00:01:53:15 - 00:02:16:21 Unknown That's my term. You know how like Paris Hilton did. That's hot. I did talk it out, I did token. That's mine. That is an old word that I did not invent. But I'm going to team it. So. So tlmt you take it, what are we talking out this week? We are talking about weird side hustles. So if you guys have ever heard of a website called Fiverr, I'm sure you have five hours. 00:02:16:21 - 00:02:42:09 Unknown A website where you can post your trade skill, weird skill, internet skill, design skill, musical skill, all your different weird stuff you can post on Fiverr used to be for like $5, but they've obviously expanded over the years. You can get anything from, you know, a couple hundred bucks. You know, I'm I've seen like as high as it's like $500 for a service. 00:02:42:09 - 00:03:07:51 Unknown And that was like building an entire website and whatever to here we go. I will do your job application tests from $30. Hey, that's actually not really safe. So good to know that's on fiber. But it's I've been so curious. Just recession talks always right on this on this podcast. Talk it out. I don't know why we're always talking about the recession, but we are recession indicator is mentioning the recession. 00:03:08:06 - 00:03:28:46 Unknown So such an indicator is this entire podcast truly. But how are people making money these days? And not that this podcast is making me money like I this is completely a hobby and I love to do it. And I've been doing it for almost a year and I love it. So it's not like everything you do has to equivalent to money. 00:03:28:49 - 00:03:49:21 Unknown But so many people, especially in our capitalist society, we want to monetize our skills, whatever that might be. So I'm gonna be talking about some weird skills, and we're going to be seeing how much are people charging for this, because that is really what I want to talk about. Now, this may be a little bit shorter of an episode, because that's basically all we're talking about this week. 00:03:49:21 - 00:04:15:34 Unknown So if you're not interested, see you next week. Go to last week. Last week we talked about talking to the dead. Definitely super interesting you guys. So I found this website. It's called it's called website planet.com. Thanks. The in some guy named Joshua Bromley wrote an article the five most Weird and funny Fiverr Gigs revealed. Okay, so number one magic and miracles I will cast extremely powerful obsession spell. 00:04:15:39 - 00:04:42:45 Unknown There's a bunch of sellers on fiber that offer performance spells, charms, and hexes we'll see around Love and Attraction, which is a popular category with huge potential for sales, and they seem to be really popular. Laugh all you want, but seller Mystic Zoe has hundreds of reviews and five star ratings. It's unclear from the seller reviews what exactly the results may be like, but many seem more than willing to pay for the experience. 00:04:42:53 - 00:05:04:58 Unknown I will I will cast an extremely powerful obsession spell. Okay, so who is Mystic Zoe? Here we go. Okay, so what is it? What could be the. Is it a placebo that you're feeling with this? Is it a actual. Is it working? I mean, is Mystic Zoe? Is she really? Where is it really? Just like, oh, I feel it. 00:05:04:58 - 00:05:37:28 Unknown She's the real deal. And I don't know, the placebo is powerful. Do not. Don't don't underestimate placebo. For real. Okay? What the fuck is this one? I will, I will release five fishes for you. I release five fishes for you. Why would I want. This is definitely one of the more unique offerings we've seen. Seller Sue can seven for seven promises to buy five live fish from the market otherwise meant for the dinner table and release them. 00:05:37:33 - 00:06:02:57 Unknown Hey, I totally feel you. That's super nice. Some of those fish are invasive species, so don't do that. Hey, release like a gold. You shouldn't release gold fish because those are invasive species. A release like a guppy, I don't know. There are lots of happy people that will pay a small amount of money for a quick smile, or to feel like they've done some sort of made some sort of difference in the world. 00:06:03:01 - 00:06:26:04 Unknown Case in point, when the 190 people have ordered this gig so far and all have left glowing reviews, I will buy five live fishes from the market destined for the dinner table, and free them in the river, which is in the river and it's under lifestyle and spiritual healing. Why am I not thinking of these things? Hey, like I said, this podcast isn't monetized by any means. 00:06:26:09 - 00:06:49:07 Unknown Are you kidding? Are you kidding? All I got to do is release. How much is this? $5. It's from Thailand. Okay, so $5. Thailand. What are you buying five fishes for? I mean, I've seen those videos on TikTok. You can get, like, a whole dinner for like, $3.50. I mean, maybe, maybe I'm exaggerating, but that's street food. Stuff is inexpensive and looks delicious. 00:06:49:12 - 00:07:13:12 Unknown It's like $0.50 for shit. So, like, so honestly, what is he profiting? Okay, let's say it's $0.25 a fish. Let's say it's 50. So that's 250. He's he's doubling up. He's doubling up. And you can't check that. Are you kidding? Does he send you a video confirmation? Do they all look the same. What have you keep ordering. And it's just the same video of him. 00:07:13:12 - 00:07:46:30 Unknown Like releasing fried fish and he's just been making pink circle 747 943 reviews five stars, five stars. You're joking. People are so smart. I mean, tell you. Here we go. We have. We've come across a name that I cannot pronounce conditionally. Okay. I will provide Kuhn, Denali, Goddess healing and grant wishes. I will provide Kindle and cook. Okay. 00:07:46:40 - 00:08:08:31 Unknown I will provide this name, goddess healing and grant wishes. That's what it says. Who's where are they from? I don't know okay. Basic. It's $10. One time. One time. Healing. One wish granted. You may ask for one wish or one healing session. There are lots of gigs on Fiverr that you that you think need to be done in person, like health and wellness. 00:08:08:36 - 00:08:29:51 Unknown It may be a surprise to you to learn that there's a bunch of freelancers that promise to heal clients remotely, whether through advice, one on one sessions, or channeling energy. What seller content? The Holy Healer is just one example of someone who offers basically to basically send good vibes to buyers, and she's already made a good amount of money doing it. 00:08:29:58 - 00:09:04:51 Unknown Okay, well, 1414 reviews five stars 14 times ten she made 140 bucks. Sending good vibes. That's crazy, that's crazy. Okay, so that was like the magic stuff to budget acting, budget acting. I will have fun reading your script as Macho Man or Hulk Hogan WWE wrestling okay, so it's basically cameo. It's cheap cameo, but whether it's a birthday greeting, party, invite or podcast promotion you're after. 00:09:04:51 - 00:09:31:08 Unknown Hello, hello, we're getting one of these. Okay, come on, let me see. Podcast promotion. Let's see on Fiverr I'm searching that one. We read this. This seller will record a 32nd script for you. He even offers to help write the message if you're stuck on what to say. Many sellers offer basic packages, as well as a bunch of other optional add ons that can quickly add up to a substantial price. 00:09:31:19 - 00:10:00:43 Unknown For example, Mike Burger in bigger Berg you good for you. Making Maria offers sound effects, multiple voices or longer scripts for a few extra bucks each. He's got a thousand plus reviews and five stars 151. I'm just this fucking Macho Man or Hulk Hogan. It's five stars, $5, three day delivery, one revision, one revision, 32nd script read of your script as much matter. 00:10:00:43 - 00:10:28:47 Unknown Hulk $5 cheap. Everyone's getting this shit for Christmas. Everyone is getting this shit for Christmas. No no no no no no. Okay. Cameo. Let's just look up cameo on this. What the fuck? The first one. Mickey voices. I will create a custom Mickey Mouse cameo message in full. Please tell me in full costume and voice. Oh, please. 00:10:28:52 - 00:10:59:15 Unknown To me with details. Hi. I'm looking for a message from a Disney trip. Oh my God, oh my God. Disease. Oh my God that like no no. Hey guys. So he said I will create TikTok ads for you. I will, Here we go. Impersonator. That's what I'm looking for. Fuck everything. I also, I was going to talk about. 00:10:59:15 - 00:11:22:14 Unknown I am looking for an impersonator. I will read your script. Is Vincent Price voice impersonator. I will in person eat celebrity Matthew McConaughey. For any project that looks nothing like Matthew McConaughey, I will record my impersonation of Bowser for your product. Please, please, please, please, I need to see this. What's Bowser sound like? Oh, it does sound like Bowser. 00:11:22:19 - 00:11:42:57 Unknown Oh my god, it does. It does sound like Bowser story. My god, I gotta get out of here. It does sound like Bowser, Donald Trump, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman. Are these just I because that's my thing with Fiverr. And that's my thing that I've always been with. Fiverr is like, oh my God, I will impersonate the Smash Brothers Ultimate or manly. 00:11:42:57 - 00:12:09:03 Unknown Announcer okay, I got to hear this one. Ready? Go! Prime Mario. That's lame. Like, are these just. I like voices and stuff. Is this I making money? Is this how I is Fiverr? How is going to take us down. And this video is going to get two views because I said that okay we have to keep going. I will have Jesus create an awesome promotional video. 00:12:09:03 - 00:12:36:28 Unknown Thank you seller. So cow Christ has Linor has literally had thousands of people buy his variation Jesus videos. You can also have Jesus review your product or service or rock out to any song. Clearly he found something that worked for him and then greatly expanded on his gig offerings. At this point, it seems like he's making pretty good money, just not by shaving, wearing comfortable clothing, and creating fun, awesome videos. 00:12:36:37 - 00:13:10:30 Unknown Sounds heavenly. So cow Christ no way. Basic. The basic package is called divine and it's just a video that's too much. Okay, so here I will record a sci fi robotic artificial intelligence voice. There is no limit. So what seller Rabbi 13 can do offering a number of different style voices as well as overlaying sound effects. One of the big ways she makes money is to sell commercial licenses separately and additionally and much higher cost. 00:13:10:35 - 00:13:36:54 Unknown Something good to keep in mind. So she does like a robot voice. It's a real person, and she's doing this robot voice for only $5. And then if you want to use it, oh my god, 266 reviews five stars bro. See, here's the thing. I do a really good baby voice, but I feel like PDF files are going to find me and be like, oh sure, here's $1,000 to say something really disgusting. 00:13:36:59 - 00:13:59:46 Unknown And I'm not the one. I'm that anyways. Okay, moving past voices and budget acting, here's strange makeovers I will draw a creepy portrait of you. Okay, your little cousin can do this for free. Hit up your little cousin. They've been drawing weird portraits of you for a long time. That artsy cousin in the corner that you don't know. 00:13:59:51 - 00:14:27:00 Unknown It's been drawn. Portraits of you and these. Art's cool. Actually, this art is really cool. But the other two not really. Like. It's just I like to draw creepy stuff. Okay. Ever wonder what you would look like with a third eye or strangely long neck? You're in luck. Seller Nazarenes just started a Fiverr recently, but she's gotten a bunch of orders from people who want alternative portraits of themselves with successful offerings. 00:14:27:00 - 00:14:47:58 Unknown It's only $25 only. I mean, whatever it's. But it's art. So, like, whatever. With successful offerings like this, it's clear that no matter what your niche talent is, you can find an audience on Fiverr. That's very cool. I will draw you as a mermaid. No you won't. You eye me as a mermaid. This is eye art. Like I'm not even a front. 00:14:48:10 - 00:15:32:43 Unknown If that's this person's drawing, I'm really impressed. It looks really nice. I'm going to take a screenshot of that. You guys don't understand this mermaid. I will draw you as a mermaid. No, I got a screenshot that. Hey, seller Ellen Allen. Her art has hundreds of positive reviews, doing portraits in various styles, from standard drawings of pets to illustrations of clients of as mermaids on Fiverr, buyers tend to look like to look for really specialized services, so it might help to make multiple gigs if you make multiple gigs, if you want to showcase your full range of talents, this will be more effective than trying to fit everything into a single post. 00:15:32:52 - 00:15:56:00 Unknown I know I have to go to the doctor. If you want your gigs to stand out, you need to be specific. I will draw you as a mermaid. Okay, it's $5 and this is a art. Hey, no hate guy, but you're 794 reviews you've made so much money on doing. I'm not doing any work. I will photoshop you on the Iron Throne. 00:15:56:07 - 00:16:22:15 Unknown It's not good. It's like not good. It's not good. It's. It's not good. Here's a treat. Here's a cheap thrill. For every Game of Thrones fans out there. Read, read most of the planet. Instead of just offering his photo edits in Adobe Skills Toronto, Josh tapped into pop culture and found his own corner of the fiber marketplace. Guys, this guy's hit 14 reviews. 00:16:22:16 - 00:16:48:16 Unknown 4.2 Toronto Josh this fucking I can't what the fuck ever. I can't even read any more about this because it's so bad. Okay, again, here we are with the it's so bad this $5. What could premium be one revision. What could premium be. You will get two different throne photos. Thank God and God I'm getting two of these horrible photos. 00:16:48:27 - 00:17:15:55 Unknown That's what I wanted. Oh okay. You guys, this is horrible. This is horrible. Out for real, actually. Okay, I'm gonna wrap. We gonna wrap this puppy up, okay? Because I've been talking for a long time about this shit. It's crazy self-improvement. You guys know. This is so crazy. This is so crazy. I will teach you to telepathically communicate with your pets. 00:17:15:55 - 00:17:37:10 Unknown What are you talking about? It's this guy. He's, like, holding this bird, and he's like, what are you talking about? For $5? Only $5. This whole time, me and my cats could have been like this. What are we talking about? That gives me you really can sell anything. How many reviews is this guy have? 79. This guys had had. 00:17:37:19 - 00:17:58:50 Unknown This guy has had 79 orders and had telepathically communicate with you all. Only 13 of those, but 79 total. What else are you offering? And it's just a picture of him holding this bird and then a picture of other pets. That's the only thing I'm in shock at. This $5 I will teach you to telepathically communicate with your pets. 00:17:58:55 - 00:18:25:39 Unknown Okay, so who doesn't want to know how to do this? To be honest, I'm totally tempted to place an order with animal energies. There are multiple sellers that offer this type of service, many with dozens of positive reviews. Some specialize in different animals, and others offer specific examples of communication problems. They can. They can help address directly, for example, helping a pet through a move or grieving process. 00:18:25:39 - 00:18:45:18 Unknown That is very sweet and I'm sure that there is some validity to helping a pet grieve or helping a pet, you know, move to a new home and become adjusted or whatever. But we're not telepathically communicating with our pets now. Do I think I can talk to my cat? Yeah. Do I think I can talk to my cat telepathically? 00:18:45:18 - 00:19:06:03 Unknown Yeah, but but you can't. And we're not teaching people to do this on Fiverr for $5 in a two day delivery. I have to move on from us. I have to move on from this. I will teach you to start a business in Georgia, specifically Georgia. Not sure why I obviously this person lives there and like knows about their specific state and that's fine. 00:19:06:03 - 00:19:31:31 Unknown But like okay, so here's an example of a gig that's a that's super duper specific seller Anna taba Daisy I for real Taba Todd does is I'm so sorry. Sorry. Anna has only been in business for a short time and already has a positive review. Has a pause review. There's 115 star review that's from her mom, is from her husband or wife or whatever. 00:19:31:40 - 00:19:50:13 Unknown This just goes to show you, if you have an in-depth knowledge or experience in a particular area, you could you should offer it as a service. Why not? After all, it costs nothing to post a gig. And there's there may be somebody or somebody is out there looking for specific exactly what you have to offer. Okay, okay, cool. 00:19:50:22 - 00:20:12:13 Unknown What am I going to offer on cyber? I can specifically teach you how to do so. That's pretty cool. I can't I don't know if I can teach how to do drugs on Viber. I can offer the best advice that of any buddy for a dispensary. That's cool. That's a good one. I will teach you how to fight and defend yourself. 00:20:12:18 - 00:20:28:39 Unknown This guy does look like Doc Beaker. This is another gig that we're surprised to see offered as a remote service. And yet it totally makes sense. People pay for self-defense classes all the time and way more than $5. Why not learn from a professional from the comfort of your own home? One of Doc Breaker's main offerings is a manual. 00:20:28:39 - 00:20:50:25 Unknown He created. This is something he has to do once and then can make free money on every purchase with basically zero effort. Basics $5. The basics will get you a classic FBI manual design manual designed to teach self-defense to law enforcement. What? Okay, 360 reviews 12 on that one. Order in the queue. He's got an order in the queue. 00:20:50:25 - 00:21:13:42 Unknown You guys okay? How many more of these is that? There's so many of these. Okay. No, no. Okay, so now we're into creative messaging. I will scream your name into a bush. Hey, hey, I will scream your name into a bush white. It seems so simple and totally bizarre. And yet dozens of people have paid for this. 35 for orders in the queue for orders in the queue. 00:21:13:49 - 00:21:34:26 Unknown He's got $20 worth of Bush screams, $20 worth of Bush screams in the queue. Are you kidding me? Seller E it fucked a big reason for his success seller Eros. It clearly showcases his personality and sense of humor in his product description. You can tell just by reading that the gag will put his heart and soul into it. 00:21:34:31 - 00:21:59:04 Unknown Is Bush screaming? No wonder buyers seem more than satisfied. 4.9 105 reviews for orders in the queue, which I can't get over the four orders in the queue. Like that's it's not just like people are still doing it. Like people want this right now. I will cover a song of your choice with puppets, another super cute and creative offering from Alex and Dan, and few materials needed. 00:21:59:04 - 00:22:19:44 Unknown One thing that makes this gig more successful than others is the ability to take custom orders. If you're a talented artist or musician, as opposed as opposed to selling your songs or designs, let the buyers decide what they want. This is a great way to grow your experience and while showcasing your personal while showcasing your personal style. Okay, next one I just the puppets. 00:22:19:44 - 00:22:41:40 Unknown I'm like and it's different puppets and they're basically just puppets. And it gives me the nostalgia of like the puppets of the hands with the eyes. Back in the day on Nickelodeon. Am I aging myself? Is that too old or am I like, I don't know. Anyways, number six run to relationship help. I will provide you with 50 tender openers. 00:22:41:45 - 00:22:59:18 Unknown Okay that's pretty. That's pretty like straightforward. Here's another example of an excellent example of a seller who took a look at a popular culture and identified a need that many people are more than willing to pay for. This guy can't pronounce his name. I'm going to try. At this point in the fucking podcast is definitely doing something right. 00:22:59:18 - 00:23:19:31 Unknown I'll post it so you guys can see it, but I like, don't know, Rashida Sharma. There we go. Online apps are pretty much the only way to make that most relationships start nowadays, so no wonder there are so many popular offerings promising to help you create the perfect dating profile, or even learn how to flirt through text. Next one I will break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend. 00:23:19:31 - 00:23:40:28 Unknown Creatively. What's creative about that? Like what are we doing? Like, ooh, you know, my great aunt Sue, she broke her third toe. And you know, I decided that I was going to start training to be in Major League Baseball for her, because I always promised her that. And because of her toenail, she can't do it. And, you know, now she's on her deathbed. 00:23:40:28 - 00:24:00:48 Unknown So I've got to try out for Savannah bananas. I don't know, that's a creative breakup. Hello. You're welcome, diamond G. Oh, diamond key one another tip for creatives Fiverr gig offer a service that is looking to outsource. Basically, think of a task that nobody wants to do themselves and their relationship is definitely at the top of the list. 00:24:00:48 - 00:24:23:51 Unknown And seller diamond G, diamond G, whatever g g knows that there's more than standard tasks like placing calls with services and companies. We're writing thank you cards for wedding gifts, writing thank you cards for wedding gifts. I literally typed out all the things in my wedding, get like my thank you's, typed out the thank you, and I cut it out and put it in there because I was like, I'm not writing all this and I'm sorry, I'm not writing all this. 00:24:23:51 - 00:24:47:48 Unknown I'm not. And guess what? Nobody gives a fuck because now nobody cares. And if they do, who cares? Who cares? Sorry. Like, hey, let people that give you gifts. I'm very grateful. And it's not like I'm trying to cheap out. I'm not hand, I'm not handwriting shit for anybody. I am not that child, okay? I'm one of the last generations to use to learn cursive and I never use it. 00:24:47:52 - 00:25:10:36 Unknown Even my signature is basically a big M.C.. Okay, I'm not going to tell you that I will describe your future love. Here we go. We are going full circle since we started with love, and this seems to be a good category to end on, I'm not sure exactly how life's solution seven gets his information. It seems a little suspicious if you ask me, but he's helped dozens of hopeless romantics have more than but. 00:25:10:40 - 00:25:32:33 Unknown But already a dozen hopeful romantics have been more than willing to pay a few dollars for any sort of insight to their future love life. It's all about connecting with what matters most to people. And hey, if it can provide a bit of comfort or joy, why not? That is not good for you. Life solution 712. People have paid you $15 I will rate. 00:25:32:38 - 00:25:54:28 Unknown I will give you 500 words on new person in your future. Okay, so what are we starting on? Fiber? I am going to start giving advice to people. What? They should buy the dispensary. Hey, five bucks. I'll tell you what to buy. I will create a plan for you to either start or stop smoking. Hey, what else? I will, I'll call and schedule a doctor's appointment for you. 00:25:54:36 - 00:26:16:13 Unknown I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll. I'll take that bullet for you. For real. Guys, that's really about it. All I got this week, that was so. Some of these are so crazy to me. Like, okay, I just I have to. There's a couple others. Okay. But I need to, like, tell you, I will record a video of me dressed as Santa Claus, African slash African santa for your birthday. 00:26:16:22 - 00:26:40:05 Unknown Who's African Santa? Who is he? I can I can only assume who African Santa is. But like that for my birthday. Why birthday? That feels that feels out of place for Santa. I don't know. Okay, I will draw you like a Simpsons character or zombie for your pick. That's weird. I will tell your future and bring your. I will tell your future and bring your ex back. 00:26:40:10 - 00:27:02:17 Unknown No thanks. I'm going on that. I will record a funny greeting and an African wolf teen voice who puts an African wolf team slash weird cultural greeting video. Okay guys, these are so weird. Here's one I will cast a beauty spell. Make you sexy and attractive. All right, so who? How much is that one? Let's see. How much is that one? 00:27:02:22 - 00:27:26:15 Unknown I will make you sexy. We're enough the XY. Okay, I literally just have to know. $10. Easy. See you next week when I am sexy and attractive. $10 later sucks. Guys are guys. Once I get this beauty spell that makes you sexy and attractive, it's over for you bitches. Once I pay $10 on Fiverr for this, it's done, it's done. 00:27:26:15 - 00:27:45:43 Unknown So count your days. Okay, I'll see you next week when I'm amazingly beautiful, sexy and attractive. Guys, my recommendation of the week is to look on fiber and find something that will make you sexy and attractive. No, I'm just joking. And that will. And I'll just tickle your pickle a little bit. It's it's so fun. If you don't care about fiber things, that's cool. 00:27:45:48 - 00:27:56:47 Unknown Go listen to last week about seances and talking to the dead. It's not all creepy, I promise. It kind of is. So I guess, tell you your uncle about me and I'll see you next week. Bye bye.