00:00:06:00 - 00:00:23:27 Unknown I literally never started this. I was supposed to start this. Take the jab. I never started it. All right. This is going to buzz. Listen, you guys. Hey, welcome back to toke it out. What's up? Hey, I'm Maddy Tokes and welcome back to Toke It Out. I'm sorry. We're jumping right into it. I don't think you guys fucking get. 00:00:23:27 - 00:00:44:30 Unknown Oh, by the way, we're in July now. We're done batch recording. Hey, what the fuck? What the fuck's going on? What the fuck's going on? Take the step. Because. What the fuck? The world is on fire, bro. Fire! Well, I gotta I gotta continue to take this at home. It's going to be one more worst flavor of Celsius out there. 00:00:44:34 - 00:01:01:27 Unknown The peach vibe. Not a fan. Not a fan. The sherbet, the sherbet. Celsius. Forget whatever I said about a of you knew. We're onto the Celsius now. I found a new love. You know I'm Burnham and Turnham. You know me so. Oh, my God. Hey. Welcome back. Just took it out. I know I said that like, nine times, I don't care. 00:01:01:31 - 00:01:27:18 Unknown World's on fire. That's fucking crazy. So I'm kind of like. I've been living in the Twilight Zone for two weeks because I've not recorded in two weeks. Because I haven't had to. And I just, I literally, I think I've dissociated all two of the weeks except a couple of days, because a couple of days were amazing. I had went to this event, biggest event in cannabis in Michigan cannabis of the year, this networking event. 00:01:27:25 - 00:01:51:01 Unknown Incredible. Met so many amazing brands. It was literally like just the perfect storm of brands and stuff. And let me tell you guys, we need to just move on because I think I'm like four minutes into this blathering, but I think I'm the only bitch out here talking about crumble cookie reviews. You guys don't get it. Let me read you this one. 00:01:51:10 - 00:02:15:16 Unknown Benson Boones Moonbeam ice cream. Never had moonbeam ice cream in my life. Okay, this is from Jack P June 22nd, 2025. I ate the whole cookie in one sitting. Next thing I know, I'm doing backflips uncontrollably. After a while, it finally wore off. I made it home safely and got ready for bed. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in a small bed accommodated for me by the local police department. 00:02:15:21 - 00:02:37:35 Unknown Police report said I've seen. I've been seen sleepwalking, but really sleep back, flipping my way back to the local jumpsuit retailer. I just got out of this small bed and noticed a glittery, powdery blue jumpsuit suffocating my body. Police told me I was singing in B-flat major all night, and showed me that they posted the video to Instagram as a joke. 00:02:37:37 - 00:02:59:30 Unknown It went viral. Next thing I know, I'm getting a call from Mercury Records and after much consideration, I drop out of college at Mississippi State University to pursue a singing career with Mercury record label, the same one Zane uses. My first album, I got sued by Knight Street Records for sounding too much like Bensenville. Mercury released me and no other labels are interested. 00:02:59:34 - 00:03:22:39 Unknown I'm no scraping for dimes, but no hopes for my future. The cookie was great, but beware of potential side effects. What the fuck are you saying? Who wrote this? Jack P? What the fuck are you doing writing crumbled cookie reviews. Get out here and write your novel. So write your short story. I mean, it's not that good. Maybe not novel, but, like, write your short story. 00:03:22:39 - 00:03:42:54 Unknown Jack P, we're all out here waiting. How did your back flipping police escapades end? How are you doing? Since we'll sign you here to talk it out. Some guy said, oh, there's a cookie named after. There's a cookie collab with Benson Boone. Not even at the mic. There's a cookie collab with Benson Boone. I know what I have to do. 00:03:43:03 - 00:04:04:26 Unknown Do you think he even ate the cookie? Do you think he even ate the cookie? Do you think he was even here? Jack is even tell you where you're from. Loved it. Five stars. 1569 up legs. I know that's fucking right. Okay. I'm, like, reeling over here, but I don't think you guys understand. Okay, Elizabeth, this is the next one. 00:04:04:26 - 00:04:26:38 Unknown There's so many for this fucking Benson. Boone one. Elizabeth H. It tasted so mystical. Magical. I had to take off my friends blue jeans and go dancing at the movies. I will never be the same. Oh, my God, I know that's just his song. Lyrics, but girl, that's that's funny. And then just be. Because we have to remain so anonymous with our crumble cookie reviews. 00:04:26:49 - 00:04:50:33 Unknown God forbid we say something too racy for crumble cookies because, you know, they're Mormon, as I've mentioned, like nine times. I'm always like, you know, Mormon, who cares? Who cares? B period. Oh, they're all periods after. Okay. It's just okay. Be sad once you know what this cookie tastes like, nothing else will taste right. You could feel the moonbeam ice cream trying out that blue cream, dancing at the ice. 00:04:50:35 - 00:05:11:42 Unknown Hit the crumble. Hold on, hold the phone. Okay, I need to get. I need to get right with God in order to read this. Hold on, hold on. Bro, this is so for real. Once you know what this cookie tastes like, nothing else will taste right. You could feel the moonbeam ice cream trying out that blue cream, dancing at the crumble because it feels so mystical, magical and oh baby. 00:05:11:43 - 00:05:33:05 Unknown Because once you know, once you know, once you know what this cookie tastes like. Moonbeam cookie. Nothing else tastes right. It's mystical. Magical. The cookie. I'm not reading this. This cookie is almost as good as Benson singing. Oh, you can just leave a review on any of them. Can I like is it just once I bought and they know I've bought it seems like it because these are all ones I've bought for sure. 00:05:33:14 - 00:05:56:58 Unknown These are crazy. Okay, literally. I've also screenshotted more for you because of course I did. Currently my crumble. I don't know if this is like crumble the week. My crumble has the caramel apple cookie. Faith Jay. All she said was I miss her, I do too. I miss her the caramel because she is actually really good. Okay. And then there was like one more I have to share with you guys. 00:05:57:01 - 00:06:22:15 Unknown I screenshotted this forever ago cracking up. Hopefully it's just as funny as I remember. Hey, dirt cake cookie I love me some dirty daddy cake. That's the first one I love sub not I love me. I'm at the meat. I love some dirty daddy cake. Just dirty daddy cake. What girl? What are you talking about? And the other ones are like best cookie of all time. 00:06:22:15 - 00:06:50:09 Unknown A family favorite, a dirty dairy cake. So that is some of the crumble cookie reviews recently. That's recent y'all. So I think I'm the only person out here talking about how important it is that we continue, we continue wholeheartedly to bring up more crumble cookie reviews. Okay, okay. If you have a creative crumble cookie review, I need you guys to like post it. 00:06:50:11 - 00:07:11:39 Unknown Tell me what cookie it is we need we I need to know and also scope them out. You have to keep scoping them out. I almost never get crumbled. Almost never. I keep that app downloaded for the reviews. Purely, purely because at this point I'm like, who cares about the flavor line up? Who's commenting on the cake? I know somebody is. 00:07:11:43 - 00:07:33:12 Unknown I know there's a faith J there's a B, there's a logic out there satisfying my crumble cookie review needs. Okay, okay. So go check that out. Recommendation of the week. Recommendation of the life of as long as crumbles in business. Go check out those reviews on the app online. Okay, great. I'm glad you guys are all about it. 00:07:33:16 - 00:07:55:55 Unknown I should not have wear these tiny earrings. I really don't like them on me. Actually, I I'm a big hoop girly, not a tiny hoop. Nearly though. Okay, what did I even want to freaking talk about? We just got a text message. Some and shit is boiling. Good luck. Okay, so when I wanted to talk about I am not sure. 00:07:55:55 - 00:08:15:40 Unknown I talked about some of these before. Have I? Have I? Let's see. Okay, so I don't know him well. So I don't know if I've talked about this before, but I am super into cryptids and I saw this person recently out just in the world, some stranger and I commented and I was like, oh my God, is that a Wendigo? 00:08:15:45 - 00:08:38:11 Unknown And this guy had this amazing Wendigo tattoo on his leg. And then his other leg had a the flatwoods monster. And I literally was like, boom, is that the flatwoods monster? And he was like, yeah, like a lot of people don't know about it, but I do, because I'm super into American cryptids. I guess this is a cannabis culture and paranormal lore podcast, because that's all I talk about. 00:08:38:18 - 00:09:01:53 Unknown Sorry. That's what I'm into. Hope you guys are here for it. I guess we have nothing to talk about about cannabis. People came for cannabis and I'm talking about, like, ghosts and mummies and shit. For real. Mummies, mummies. Who, who which who's done? You always know why. Michael. Scott. What the fuck did I say mummies for? I've never once talked about. 00:09:02:02 - 00:09:17:58 Unknown All right, you guys, that was so that just, like, threw me off so much. And my brain say that it's not paranormal lords. I mean, more than just. Okay, so where the fuck did I was, like, going with this? I don't know, I hope you guys are to I hope you guys are into spooky shit because I am. 00:09:17:58 - 00:09:38:45 Unknown I like the spooky stuff too. I like my Snoopy a Detroit Tigers shirt. The Detroit Tigers are doing really good. Go Tigers! And I like Snoopy, so this really works for me. Where did I get it for 21 before they closed? Sorry, I know I really sucks, I get it, I get it, I get it. I've already been asked like three times, like, oh my God, it was a shirt from. 00:09:38:45 - 00:09:58:57 Unknown I was like forever 21, so I had to snag it before they closed. Sorry, I did read them one. They were 80% off. I was like, yeah. And I come in with about $70 and I want everything. So, so what I did untrue. Kind of true. Okay. So anyways, I saw the guy. There it is. I saw the guy with the flatwoods monster tattoo and I was like, that's dope. 00:09:58:57 - 00:10:20:34 Unknown And the other one was a Wendigo. So it got me thinking about cryptids. And I wanted to talk a little bit about the history of cryptids and different ones. If you can't tell from my accent, I know I moved to North Carolina for a year and people were like, your accent? So cute. And I was like, your accent? 00:10:20:34 - 00:10:46:15 Unknown So cute. What the fuck? And then I realized, oh, I have the accent. That's crazy. Okay, so the Michigan dog, man, it's this basically body of a man, head of a dog. The dog man. Who would I guess I was seen in Wexford County, Michigan back in, I think it was 1887. Two lumberjacks spotted him. He's supposed to basically be like a a werewolf. 00:10:46:19 - 00:11:16:28 Unknown It's like seven foot tall. Apparently the legend kind of died down until 1987, when a local DJ named Steve Cook made a song called The Legend, which brought up the Dog Man. So he is. There is an annual festival celebrating the creature that's actually crazy cute. Oh my gosh, isn't there like a cute little cartoon? Like a children's cartoon called Dog Man? 00:11:16:31 - 00:11:40:26 Unknown That's crazy. We wait, is there? Are we going to make Dog Man cute? Do you think that's where they got it? Do you think that's not that? It's such a there is. Oh my God. Part dog, part man. All hero. Oh cute. Is the dog's name Petey. And this is it Pete Wentz Pete Wentz. You guys send me to the hospital. 00:11:40:26 - 00:12:01:44 Unknown It's Pete Davidson I want to talk about when I got ordained. And I said it was fucking Da Vinci painting the ceiling the Sistine Chapel ceiling. It absolutely wasn't it. Absolutely it wasn't. It was Michelangelo. So I always double check my facts. Okay. We're here to have fun and discuss. Okay. This. Hopefully you learned something. It may all just be junk. 00:12:01:44 - 00:12:21:34 Unknown Okay? The whole internet is brain rot. Okay, Lisa, I'm not a fucking AI video you're watching. Okay? Lisa, I'm a person. Jesus. Fucking with these people I'm going to get so many comments are like, well, we know she's a robot now, my dumb ass. You guys are gonna think that if I'm AI is dumb as fuck, let me tell you. 00:12:21:41 - 00:12:48:22 Unknown Oh, okay. Okay, I'm getting out of that. Okay, okay. So basically, that's the dog, man. Okay, I guess I can't find anything on the annual celebration that they do, but the the Dog Man movie, the cartoon got an 80% on rotten Tomatoes. So how how wonderful for it. How nice for that. Very cute. Okay, so next we're going to talk about the Michigan Lake Monster. 00:12:48:27 - 00:13:14:38 Unknown I feel like that's like let's be real. There's no Michigan Lake monster. It was a big ass fish probably when the lakes were a lot less polluted. Yep. The early 1800s was when probably sturgeons were bigger. Shit, how big can a sturgeon get anyways? Fish says white sturgeon, for example, are the largest freshwater fish in North America. That's what the fuck it was, y'all. 00:13:14:47 - 00:13:45:07 Unknown That's what the fuck. It was the largest freshwater fish in North America and can reach lengths of up to 20ft, though fish of that size are rare today. Yeah. I'm sure. See, that's what I'm talking about. Pollution. I read today with 10 to 20ft being considered large to me, 10 to 20, 10 to 12ft being considered large. Other species like green sturgeon are smaller and can be around eight feet, and the Atlantic sturgeon can grow 15 to 16ft. 00:13:45:10 - 00:14:15:46 Unknown Oh my God, oh my God, they're so scary. Oh my God, they're so scary. Oh my God they're so scary. Oh big feet. Oh I told you guys I told you guys weeks, months ago. Water is scary. The sturgeon I'm going to show you some of these pictures. Holy shit. Like I'm getting a chill up my back. You bro lakes are cool. 00:14:15:46 - 00:14:37:40 Unknown Get this fucking huge fish away from me. No wonder they thought it was a fucking sea monster. These things are scary. You bet it's in the back of your truck. Get out of here. Sorry. I'm sure it's fine. I mean, it's a fish I like. Good for you. I don't feel that bad. I just I'm like, damn. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait. 00:14:37:42 - 00:15:02:27 Unknown We're comparing the white sturgeon to a killer whale. Oh, okay. We're talking about NBC. Fuck y'all. What does that mean? Is that for real? Six meters is the white sturgeon. Seven meters is a killer whale. Is that for real? Is that for real? What's a meter? Wait a meters, three feet, six meters, 30ft. Wait, you guys stop 18ft. 00:15:02:33 - 00:15:28:34 Unknown Yeah, that's more. That's more like it. Yeah, that's fucking scary. That's fucking scary. I'm sorry. I've spent way too much time on it just comparing a sturgeon to that. But let's be real. There was no Lake Michigan Lake monster that that's a monster. So, yeah, there was a Lake Michigan monster. It was this big ass sturgeon 20ft long. 00:15:28:39 - 00:15:52:23 Unknown That's scary. That won't tip your kayak so quick and it'll eat you. I'm just kidding. Probably won't eat you, but, like what? What? Mind blown over here. Get out of here. Minds fucking blown up right now. Okay. The press. See, I have spent far too much time just reacting to these. I need to, like, vet this a lot more before I just get on here, okay? 00:15:52:28 - 00:16:14:54 Unknown The Pressy origins and sightings first reported in the 20th century with reports on the both the US and Canadian side of Lake Superior. The Pressy is described as a large serpent creature, similar to other lake monsters with the long neck and a horse like head, so the Loch Ness Monster over here. Okay. All right. So that also does not exist. 00:16:14:54 - 00:16:33:16 Unknown Okay. Not sure what the fuck that was. Head of a horse. That's just that's like a monster. I don't know if that's the sea serpent. What are we talking about here? What was that? The pressy. That's the same thing. I guess it's two different lakes. It can move. Okay. It was the pressy up there. It was the Lake Michigan monster down there. 00:16:33:19 - 00:16:56:51 Unknown That's. I've just found that. That's the conspiracy. Figured it out. Okay, you guys at one I do want to talk about is the Windigo. I'm not going to talk about ever. I'm never talking about a flush pedestrian. The abbreviations S.W. I'm not saying the word. We're not talking about it. That's not for me to talk about, period. Moving on. 00:16:56:56 - 00:17:20:04 Unknown So although I think that the lore of it is very fascinating. It's not it's apparently not meant to be talked about, and I'm going to respect that. But do you know if there's any indigenous people out there with a podcast? I do feel comfortable talking about it and sharing with the public to know. I am fascinated by it, fascinated to do what would that information? 00:17:20:04 - 00:17:52:13 Unknown Literally nothing to just go, wow. But like, you know, whatever might cut all that out, let's keep it on. How much how much caffeine have I had today? A lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. Okay, so the wind goes okay. So that also has indigenous roots. It comes from elegant coin, elegant Korean speaking tribes whose pronounce this word I like never look up how to pronounce words like an indigenous word comes up. 00:17:52:13 - 00:18:23:31 Unknown But I'm like, I can't do it. Algonquian. What the fuck is Google doing baby voice at me? Why is it a child's voice? Whoa, that was a fucking 18th century ghost. Did you hear that? You guys? Algonquian. Why is it like that? Why is it a child's voice giving me the pronunciation in the Oxford Dictionary? I didn't even listen to it. 00:18:23:35 - 00:18:50:15 Unknown Even listen? The pronunciation. I was so scared. I am being haunted by the pronunciations at Google. I'm going to cry. I did not like that. We're not looking that up again. Why I feel so strongly about that? Not sure. Okay, so the Windigo comes from the folklore here. I got I got this high as voice. Now, the Windigo come from the folklore of the Algonquin speaking tribes such as the Ojibwe, Cree, and in you, in you. 00:18:50:15 - 00:19:13:26 Unknown Yeah, okay. The Windigo is often described as a malevolent, cannibalistic spirit that can possess humans or transform them into monstrous beings. That movie I saw, I said, kind of suck, and it did kind of suck. Sorry. Until Dawn, the monster there was supposed to be a Wendigo. I don't really see Wendigo with it. Maybe I'm wrong. They really have to, like, spell it out that that was the monster. 00:19:13:26 - 00:19:36:25 Unknown Because otherwise, I was not about to get it. But listen. Okay, listen to this. The Wendigo is typically depicted as a gaunt, emaciated figure with, like, the really tight skin over its bones, giving it a skeletal appearance. It also has glowing eyes, sharp claws, and an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Doesn't that kind of kind of sound like? 00:19:36:25 - 00:19:59:40 Unknown I guess not. I was going to compare it to the thing on Yellowjackets. Like their little like thing with the horns. They're like little deer thing. Stag thing. Yeah. Because when you look it up like it looks like all of them have horns and, like, are part of the forest and stuff. So yeah, that's end. I'm right. It's totally the same thing. 00:19:59:45 - 00:20:23:04 Unknown That's what they're trying to go for I think in Yellowjackets is like a Wendigo. Look, maybe I haven't watched the new season. So if that was explained and on the last note, I'm just like figuring it out here on my own for no fucking reason. Sorry, sorry. The Wendigo legend often serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of greed, excess, and breaking social taboos like cannibalism, especially during times of famine and harsh winters. 00:20:23:09 - 00:20:44:43 Unknown It's also seen as a metaphor for the insatiable greed that can consume a person. Yeah, because greed will kill you if you are like, only pursuing more and more and more and more and more, you will like sacrifice yourself for that greed. And it's scary. Modern depictions. The Windigo is made its way into popular culture through horror films, TV shows, books and video games. 00:20:44:43 - 00:21:09:42 Unknown It's often portrayed as a terrifying monster that embodies the darkness of the human psyche and the wild unknown of the forests. See, it is about the forests. Told you. Obviously I told you because I looked up beforehand. But yeah, windows are freaking scary. You ever encounter a Wendigo, say good night? Like not. It's going to eat you. It's it's gonna eat. 00:21:09:46 - 00:21:32:00 Unknown It's going to eat. You know what? Where do you find? I'm not sure. Good luck. Good luck. So. Oh, wait. Northern U.S. and Canada. Oh. Oh, shit. They're here. Ooh, ooh. Very scary, very scary. However, I don't know, maybe I'll call into a local newspaper. Tell me. I saw the flatwoods monster. Get that. Get that ball rolling again. 00:21:32:11 - 00:21:54:32 Unknown What's the flatwoods monster? Let me show you this. It's kind of weird because the flatwoods monster is like, okay, I'm going to read you the little, like, overview, whatever. But, like, it's weird. It's weird. Okay, so it's in West Virginia because everything creepy happens in West Virginia. First encounter. At 1952, a group of kids and adults saw a floating, glowing object crashed into the woods. 00:21:54:32 - 00:22:20:35 Unknown Yeah, okay. I knew it was like this alien thinks it didn't want to get ahead of myself. They encountered a tall, mechanical looking being with glowing red eyes and a cowl shaped head. Theories. An alien, an owl. And they were just in hysteria. Or a military cover up? Not sure what the fuck that would be, but 1952 military cover ups, the military doing weird things feels like it all could go together. 00:22:20:40 - 00:22:45:39 Unknown These are my theories. I'm doing a conspiracy theory stuff right now. Do I really believe any of this? I don't know, it's just fun to think about. I don't want you guys to be like, wow, she's going off the deep end. Like, no, I just think that these things are fun. Like, I mean, hopefully none of the things that, like some of these are like tragedy happens surrounding these cryptids, and that's not fun, but just the idea of, like, a little monster out there. 00:22:45:45 - 00:23:10:09 Unknown I don't know, it's kind of spooky. It's kind of spooky. It's fun. Flatwoods now has a museum themed events and a cryptid tourism. Yeah. Where can I go for the flatwoods monster? Okay, listen, could this be a military thing? Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Would the military make something that looks like this in these colors and stuff? 00:23:10:13 - 00:23:30:36 Unknown Are these colors accurate or was it dark? This is so fun. This museum. You're lying. I'll show you guys a couple pictures up here. Look, this up. I saw the Braxton County monster. I want one of those. What are you talking about? There's not a shrine to this thing, you guys. No, no, no. What is that from? Why? 00:23:30:39 - 00:23:54:18 Unknown This, like, museum is like all of these cryptid museums. If you've ever been to, like a. I've been to, like the Museum of Death in New Orleans, I've been to the Mothman Museum. It's all just like a room full of junk. I'm not even trying to be shit on these little places. I say, go patronize these places. Buy a t shirt. 00:23:54:23 - 00:24:22:52 Unknown Do you buy something from these places? Keep these this lower going. However, I think that the museum part should be free if you buy a t shirt or something. Because this shit sometimes is so wack, bro. Sometimes it's so whack. Sometimes it's scary as fuck. I know I'm getting off track, but the Museum of Death in New Orleans, the Museum of Death in New Orleans, was kind of that was cool. 00:24:22:57 - 00:24:50:49 Unknown It was small, but it was very cool because it had real death masks from people, even if they were plaster ones. It was cool that they were replicas even. It had John Wayne Gacy's clown drawings. That shit was fucking weird. If it were seen. Those those are spooky. Those are spooky. It had the letter that letters from the guy that scream is based off of. 00:24:51:00 - 00:25:14:43 Unknown Scream is based off of him. The Florida State Killer or something. Whatever the fuck he is. That massacre massacre guy had letters from him in it. It was weird. It had like the hole. It had like artifacts from the plane crash in the Andes Mountains. I think it was in South America, that plane crash. Some people survived and they had to do cannibal things. 00:25:14:43 - 00:25:39:45 Unknown So like survival things, you know, survival whatever. And then a lot of, like disturbing photos and crime scene photos and stuff. Weird weird weird weird weird weird but fascinating. Very fascinating. I've been to like the Sex History Museum in Vegas. I've been to some weird museums. Not sure why. When's the last time I've been in a Henry Ford down the street or the Dia? 00:25:39:46 - 00:26:04:14 Unknown The Detroit Institute of Arts years. But I been those places in the last five. That's so crazy. That's so crazy. Where are we even going? To the flatwoods monster. If you are near or in Braxton County, West Virginia, Sutton, West Virginia, specifically, go buy a little figurine, send it to me, let me know, let me know. I'll give you the P.O. box. 00:26:04:19 - 00:26:34:19 Unknown Speaking of West Virginia, Mothman, I know I've talked about Mothman before, so I'm not going to get into it that much, but Mothman is. I should pull my nose, so I'm dying. I just put my nose so bad. Mothman is nowhere near here. Point pleasant. Okay. Mothman in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Super cute UCM, little like thing. There was a sighting in 1966, and then there was a bunch of sightings throughout that year. 00:26:34:24 - 00:27:01:53 Unknown And then in 1967, a bridge collapsed and 46 people, I believe, died, unfortunately. And people thought that Mothman was like a premonition for this tragedy, for this town. So that is really scary. But today, Mothman does have a whole statue, a museum, stuff like that. People love Mothman now, I think because people realize it's probably unrelated as fog, but still very tragic. 00:27:01:53 - 00:27:20:47 Unknown So that's what I'm talking about. Like something that lure that's not the fun part of the lore or anything and what people are connecting it to. But a giant moth like man coming out of the sky, swooping down, picking somebody up and dragging them away. Yeah, that's fucking cool. That's scary because it's also probably not real, you guys. 00:27:20:47 - 00:27:52:52 Unknown It's probably not real. And if it is real, I'm so sorry to the person because that's not fun. But I'm I'm fairly sure they're not real. You guys like Bigfoot? Obviously the big guy. The number one, the myth, the major arcana of cryptids is Bigfoot. First sighting of Bigfoot was like indigenous people. Indigenous people spoke of like a giant, hairy creature long before it was ever a thing. 00:27:52:57 - 00:28:21:18 Unknown But in 1958, the term Bigfoot was coined because they found large footprints. So Bigfoot like footprints. Who would have guessed? It's really it's really not burying the lead with that one. But there is a film I guess somebody took in 1967. How do you think it's fake? Like, do you think it's fake for real? Like, do you think they planned this to do this, or do you think it was a I really need some water. 00:28:21:23 - 00:28:48:47 Unknown So in 1967, you guys, I've been talking with dry Mouth this whole time. I can't do dabs before this. I'm dying right now. I'm dying. I'm trying so hard. Okay, so there's a Patterson Gamblin film. I guess these are the guys that made it, that made it, that discovered and accidentally filmed this footage of a Bigfoot walking across like a fuckin clearing or whatever. 00:28:48:52 - 00:29:16:48 Unknown In California, it is become one of the most, like, analyzed piece of footage ever. Do you think it's a set? Do you think it's a setup? Do you think? Cause, hey, talk about the pursuit of greed and money and fame. Some guys are like, hey, hey, third unnamed guy. You be the Bigfoot, we'll create a suit like, I mean, and I don't know, I don't know if people now are like, oh, well, it's been claimed. 00:29:16:49 - 00:29:42:18 Unknown It's been proven to be fake. I don't know, but it exists. And I'm sure there's somebody out there that's like, no, that's fucking real. It's real. I know it is. Not sure the arguments here or there. Maybe that's one day we'll get into the pro or cons. Is Bigfoot real? But obviously Bigfoot is a cultural icon. I mean, I went to a place in Oregon driving to the coast from Portland. 00:29:42:23 - 00:30:08:10 Unknown There's like a ton of Bigfoot statues and Bigfoot roadside like gift shops and stuff with Bigfoot magnets and stuff. Very cute, very cool. Very, very cute. Very gorgeous. So I know we've talked a lot about this. Not much about anything else. So basically talk about crumble cookie reviews and cryptids crumble and cryptids. That's all we really need to talk about on this podcast, truly. 00:30:08:15 - 00:30:30:10 Unknown But I, I want to go one last one, the chupacabra, chupacabra, Puerto Rico, Texas and the southwest, Puerto Rico and Texas. Where do you think it is? It's in Puerto Rico or Texas. Is it? Jumping islands can swim. What's going on with that? You become not to make fun of it. Okay, here we go. Here we go. See 1995. 00:30:30:14 - 00:30:57:58 Unknown No no no no no no. The Chupacabra wasn't even reported to be seen until after I was born. That's crazy. The first reported sightings occurred in Puerto Rico, where farmers found their livestock, where farmers found their livestock drained of blood. The creature itself described as reptilian, with spikes down its back. That's very scary. That doesn't feel I don't know, I don't know, is that a chupacabra? 00:30:58:03 - 00:31:25:15 Unknown Okay, then. Evolution of the legend. In the early 2000, sightings in Texas described as the chupacabra as a hairless, doglike creature, possibly a coyote with mange that feels more like something. What is this other thing? What could the other thing be? Because there's not. There's not a cryptid out there that's only coming out 1995. Hey, sorry. Like Bigfoot with the indigenous origins. 00:31:25:22 - 00:31:45:58 Unknown You might have me convinced there because I believe. I believe those people. I believe indigenous people. I'm not sure. And I'm not saying I don't believe these, you know, people from Puerto Rico. I'm just saying feels very modern to to have that. Okay. So what? I gotta know more because I'm going to Texas and I'm like, should I be worried? 00:31:46:03 - 00:32:11:47 Unknown Is there sir? Images. Images. It's a coyote with me and you guys. It's just a hairless dog. And then the Puerto Rico one looks scary. Whoa. This Puerto Rico one looks really scary, you guys. Whoa! So scary. This is, like, reptilian with the spikes. I back the dog I'm a little less scared of. Maybe I'm just like, mystery of the Chupacabra. 00:32:11:47 - 00:32:36:36 Unknown Likely solved. Yeah, it's a coyote with mange, y'all. What? This reptilian creature? Not sure. Not sure what that is. Also extremely. Is this just the head? Why are we holding just the head? Oh, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. No, no, don't look up to the camera. Don't look it up. I'll show you this. This, like, drawn image. 00:32:36:36 - 00:32:54:34 Unknown Don't look around. Go. You guys saving you a lot of heartache. What a morbid note to leave on. Is that what we want to leave on? Is that what we want to leave on? I guess because I've been talking a while and honestly, last episodes were short. This one's going to be long. You never know what you're going to get here and talk it out. 00:32:54:46 - 00:33:16:10 Unknown Sometimes they're talking about six things in a 20 minute episode. Sometimes we're talking about two in a 40 minute episode. Okay. It's it's this podcast is your box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get, except probably a lot of spooky and crazy topics haven't didn't even get to talking about Traitor season four. Should I cut some of this out? 00:33:16:13 - 00:33:34:03 Unknown I don't really want to. I don't want to cut it out though. But I want to talk about Trader season four. Really bad. So I mean, talk about it. How much time we got that we, like, don't have time for those you guys. I'm sorry. We don't have time for it. You come back next week. We're talking about trader season four. 00:33:34:08 - 00:33:55:12 Unknown Fingers crossed that I got tickets to an advanced screening of a certain movie that I will reveal next week. I will see you guys next week. Go watch last week's. Listen, I know last week. It's rough now. The week before was rough. I'm just go watch them. Just go watch them. Anyways, tell your weird uncle about me and I will see you next week. 00:33:55:17 - 00:33:56:11 Unknown Bye.