00:00:06:00 - 00:00:34:21 Unknown Hey! Whoa! Hold on. Hold the phone. Hey. Welcome back to Toke It Out. How are you guys? Happy 4/20 or. I guess it's happy 4/22 because, you know, it's 422 t o o, but also it's 4/22. How are you guys? Hope you guys had an amazing 4/20. Hope you guys, toking it out very responsibly and all. 00:00:34:21 - 00:01:01:10 Unknown Had amazing fun time. Awesome, awesome. Let's hope. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay, let's jump right into it because I am late for an appointment. So we got to get on into these topics today. Little, but first little PSA from Maddy Tokes herself. I want to let you know if I'm texting you, if I ever have texted you, if we've ever started a text chain. 00:01:01:10 - 00:01:24:48 Unknown And I just didn't reply. My bad. Hey, that's on me. There is no worse texter in the world than me. And I know what you're thinking. No, Maddie, I'm definitely a bad texture. I always reply in my hand and then do that. I reply in my head. I actually don't reply in my head. I say I'm going to go ahead and not do this and then just don't do it. 00:01:24:57 - 00:01:43:48 Unknown I'm just like, okay, this doesn't really need to reply like, and I know it's probably courteous to just be like, hey, but I also don't want to ride the line of being that annoying person, like keeping the text chain going for too long. You know, where they're like, like this. Thank you. Doesn't meet, doesn't need a no thank you. 00:01:43:53 - 00:02:10:44 Unknown Like it doesn't need that reply at all. So let's keep it simple. Don't take it personal. That's on me. I just was doing other things. So. But if you need me, just keep texting me. I will reply eventually. Dude, this is crazy. Okay? So I know that I have talked about crumble cookie reviews on this podcast before, and if you don't know, I am an avid reader of the Crumbl Cookie reviews. 00:02:10:48 - 00:02:33:40 Unknown Am I an avid buyer of crumble? No. Do I get one every once in a while? We better believe it. Sometimes they drop the fire and I'm about it because there's a little hair. But. So. But I like when the holidays roll around because they bring out the big guns with the, specialty flavors. There is a tiny little hair, and if I do not get it, I am going to do something drastic. 00:02:33:41 - 00:03:01:28 Unknown Okay? I think I got it. Okay, cool. So I found this one crumble cookie review for Easter because Easter, they had the carrot cake review or something. Whatever. Whatever. Long story short, not a video of me just crying, watching, love on the spectrum. No, I actually there is a video of that. If you want to see it, I'll post a screenshot of it here. 00:03:01:33 - 00:03:28:48 Unknown There you go. Laugh, laugh. Oh, here it is. Okay, so crumble cookie reviews have a very distinct dichotomy. They are unhinged. Or they are so sincere, so sweet. So, Very nice. So let me read you one from Brianna. W. She gave the carrot cake five stars. She said she loved it. And it has 343 uplinks. 00:03:28:53 - 00:03:54:37 Unknown Forget crumble cookie. They should be called crumble cakes because their cakes slap a term of endearment in parentheses. When I see they offer a cake on the rotation, I go straight there. The carrot cake doesn't disappoint. They're always on point with the cream cheese, and the cake isn't overly sweet. I'm obsessed. Thanks, Brianna. That was very nice. Now, on the same day, this one from Shane B, he gave the carrot cake. 00:03:54:37 - 00:04:30:52 Unknown Also, five stars said he loved it. And this one has 243 up likes. He said this bit heavy. He said he said this bit heavy. And that's. And that's it. Is it as unhinged as the other ones? No, but just a comment on the Utah based cookie company Crumble Cookies. This big heavy is fucking hilarious. Fucking hilarious. So if you're not looking, if you're like Aaron Crumble and you're like, craving a cookie this week, let's see what the reviews are. 00:04:30:57 - 00:04:58:59 Unknown Ten out of ten even if you don't like the cookie, look at the reviews because they are crazy sometimes. So, that is little tidbit for you this week. I love it, honestly. Love it, love it. Okay, so listen listen listen listen. This is this is so weird, you guys. This is so weird. I sometimes get really high and all the time I get really high. 00:04:59:04 - 00:05:24:15 Unknown But sometimes I sometimes I get stoned, and I see. I see things not as they are. I don't know what this is. I don't know what I'm leading up to. Okay. What I'm really asking is, have you seen the future Belvedere Vodka commercial? And have you heard future's voice? I like future. I like his music. Have you heard his voice? 00:05:24:19 - 00:05:43:55 Unknown Let me go ahead. I'm not sure I can play this on the podcast when I'm playing, like, the three seconds, he says. Belvedere. You guys. You guys don't understand. There's a three minute thing. Okay, listen. All right? We're okay. We're like, muting this meeting. This meeting this. Okay? Really? You came to the right place. Not this time. Okay. 00:05:43:55 - 00:06:07:48 Unknown One more time. That's all he says we're just gonna go ahead and play that brevity, okay? You guys heard that, right? You guys heard what he said, right? Why does future's voice to me sound like Tina Fey's impression of Sling Blade? Can we. Jada's Oprah on a date? I sure do it again. French fry taters. Why does it sound the same? 00:06:07:55 - 00:06:28:03 Unknown Why does it sound the same? It does. It sounds absolutely the same. Hopefully I don't mess up this. And you guys sound. And I sound echoey now, but I'm going to make sure I said they sound the exact same. You guys, I'm not crazy, right? He sounds like a white woman doing an impression of, like, Fat Albert. Right in place for every turn. 00:06:28:12 - 00:06:55:53 Unknown No, you don't even an Oprah and a dick. I need to do this better. This is so crazy. You guys need to hear my favorite takeaway. I sure do. We're talkin French fried potatoes every time. That's the same bitch. That's the same person. I don't know why I thought that. I just was like, I've heard this voice before, so I think, future's voice sounds like Tina Fey doing an impression of Sling Blade Wild. 00:06:55:53 - 00:07:19:18 Unknown Take for you on this 4/22, but enjoy that. I think that's the same person, but I will not hear another word of it. Thank you, thank you. That's the same person. Okay. So that is, that's what I did on 4/20. I discovered that, and I really needed to tell you guys about it immediately. What else happened on 4/20? 00:07:19:18 - 00:07:34:05 Unknown And I guess 4/21 RIP of Pope Francis. I'm not Catholic, but somebody out there is mourning him. So R.I.P., I guess, and he was a cool pope, from what I understand. Maybe I'm wrong. Don't quote me on that. I really know nothing about him. But the two things I know about him, I was like, that's pretty cool. 00:07:34:10 - 00:07:59:47 Unknown Pretty cool things. What else? Okay, so another bro, if you didn't go listen to my, podcast last week, the episode, what is it? Well, I name it a wild recession takes. It was lipstick indexes and unidentified corpses and popcorn economics. Something like that. I don't know the name of the episode that I wrote. The title of Lipstick Index. 00:07:59:47 - 00:08:22:39 Unknown Popcorn economics and Unidentified Corpses. If you guys haven't listened to that, please go listen to it. Because the signs of the signs of recession are everywhere. Are you joking? They are crazy everywhere. Number one okay, so I googled something earlier and it was like, luxury sales are down. And I was like, yeah, no shit. That's probably because China's exposing them. 00:08:22:48 - 00:08:55:09 Unknown That might be that. But another sign of recession. I want to let you know. Dispos in Michigan, at least, dispensaries have always gone the extra mile. They have gone above and beyond over and over again to make sure that, they bring in the customers on 4/20 and 4/20 weekends and for, 4/20 to actually fall on a legit weekend on a Sunday, to have that those two days before be a Friday and Saturday. 00:08:55:13 - 00:09:30:18 Unknown Every single dispo should have been fucking poppin, poppin now and some still kind of went all out. Some still, you know, did their things and whatever. But almost every I went to look for dispose yesterday. Not yesterday. Yesterday was not 420. I went to four Dispos on 4/19 on Saturday and every single dispos was doing hot dogs and hamburgers as like their food truck, you know, thing that totally makes sense for the economy. 00:09:30:23 - 00:09:54:42 Unknown But that is not what it was like last year. Last year they had taco food trucks and slushy things and but and if you bought something, you got a free thing. And what I mean, it was like crazy. They still do the swag bags and you kind of have to, as a dispensary, do the swag bags, because if you're not like, people aren't going to come like people come out on for 20 because they're going to spend money anyways. 00:09:54:46 - 00:10:15:14 Unknown And if you're not bringing them in with the swag bag, it's, you know, that's it's crazy. It's whatever. It's just it's not the way to do it. Like, you have to make sure that you are doing everything you can to bring people in. And giving away product is the cheapest way for a dispensary to do it, because their cost is really low, likely in those swag bags. 00:10:15:14 - 00:10:34:28 Unknown There's a lot of edibles because those are low cost, and pre-rolls because those are super low cost. And great people love edibles and pre-rolls. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying from a dispensaries perspective, your cost on that is like a couple of dollars versus like concentrate where your cost is, you know, upwards of 12 to $30 a gram, you know? 00:10:34:28 - 00:10:58:54 Unknown So, correct me if I'm wrong, please drop your prices below. We all want to know. But people are like, I mean, I saw people in tents and every dispensary, somebody had a full ass camping tent out in order to sit there and wait for hours and hours in the morning for these bags. And I'm like, I get it. 00:10:58:58 - 00:11:22:42 Unknown But like, you must want to hit multiple decibels, right? Or like you must love. You must really, really want the bag that that dispose giving out. Because like, how do you pick the dispo you camp out because so many people are doing it. How do you guys pick? I'm so curious. Like I'm not. Would I go to my like regular spot or would I go to the spot I think has the best bag for me on for 20? 00:11:22:42 - 00:11:44:21 Unknown The spot that has the best bag, even if it's not my regular spot, because I want to make sure that I'm getting the coolest shit, you know? Man, I have some like, weird topics I that I'm not even sure I have time to, like, really get into, really quick, though. Let's go ahead and get this. Oh, let's get this out of the way. 00:11:44:25 - 00:12:13:06 Unknown My recommendation of the week is this small company. It's called. Oh, camera's not going to focus. Goes what? Called Lola. Lola sticks. Lola holistic. This is, like, not sponsored at all. But they did give. Okay. You're not gonna see that this is not sponsored at all. But she did give me a couple of these things. And I wanted to make sure I used it for like at least a week before I talked about it, especially. 00:12:13:06 - 00:12:39:25 Unknown Oh my God, there we go. It was like, can you focus? Especially this is the cream. And then this is the hyaluronic acid. Oh my God, is this what influencers do there we go. This is the hyaluronic acid. And I want to make sure that the hyaluronic acid wasn't, too sticky on the face. Like, some can be like sometimes you have to kind of add these two together in order for them to work really well. 00:12:39:36 - 00:13:05:39 Unknown But honestly, I was totally able to let this hyaluronic acid, like, absorb into my face fully before having to add the moisturizer. So if you guys haven't checked her out, I'm going to link it below. Obviously. Please. She I know the owner. She is so nice. She is literally an angel to this earth. And, her products reflect that, so go check her out. 00:13:05:43 - 00:13:27:03 Unknown That's my recommendation of the week. Have I found the Waterloo Sparkling Waters yet? No, no, I fucking haven't. And I know we're a week out, and I'm really scared you guys, so I so that's happening. So I gotta get that together. I gotta find them. If you know where to find them, let me know. This hair is giving. 00:13:27:03 - 00:13:49:01 Unknown Cock-a-doodle doo. It's giving bak bak It's giving. I'm up at dawn screaming I know, okay, I know, but the shirt number one granddad that's giving boss bitch because I am number one granddad you know. And if you're like Maddie you're not a granddad I'm going to tell you what a granddad is the embodiment of wisdom and power. 00:13:49:10 - 00:14:09:50 Unknown I'm not sure that's not true. I'm. I'm just saying I'm. But number one granddad in the house, I don't know, I found this at the thrift. I thought it was cute. I was like, know? Yeah, I was really high, obviously. Obviously I obviously my dumb ass was like, yeah, I remember when grandpa, it was really stupid. I might as well be living in 2014. 00:14:09:50 - 00:14:39:34 Unknown Tumblr. Might as well. That's where I threw my 2014 Tumblr mindset with 2016 makeup, let me tell you. And I know I'm not rocking it today, but that is where I live. I'm sorry. I am a child of my 20s. I don't know what. I'm a child of my 20s. That doesn't make any sense. Whatever I am a I'm a Tumblr raised individual, which has turned out to not be the most amazing thing, but it has. 00:14:39:34 - 00:15:02:15 Unknown Yeah, it was something. Okay, so what I really wanted to look up. I literally only had like ten, 15 minutes left to go before I had to leave for this appointment. But where is the place in the United States that you could most likely survive a nuclear attack? So Google does not want to tell me that. Suspicious. 00:15:02:20 - 00:15:28:39 Unknown That's suspicious as fuck. So let's see where else can I find this information. Okay, so. Oh, I hate me. Whatever. This is what ChatGPT says because I don't have time to, like, do a little research into this right now. I love you guys. I'm sorry. Whoa. No way. I don't believe that. The most likely place to survive a nuclear war in the US is generally considered to be a remote, low populated area that has all these aspects. 00:15:28:39 - 00:15:53:19 Unknown Isn't near major military bases or government centers. Has access to natural resources like fresh water and land that can grow stuff. I don't know if this word is I'm going gonna say it, isn't downwind of primary targets, so I downwind, I guess like, because the aftermath, like the nuclear dust and shit. And has defensive all terrain or natural barriers. 00:15:53:24 - 00:16:26:38 Unknown Okay. The US places often cited as most survivable is, number one, western Montana. Flathead Valley or Bitterroot Valley. It's far from military installments, low population density access to fresh forests and farmland, good community preparedness, culture. Good to me. Or people in Montana like survivor people. Is that I'm curious on that. What western Montana survives 500 Montana survival seed ten seed for. 00:16:26:42 - 00:16:51:00 Unknown Oh yeah, they're into this. There's a whole I gotta seed category. Western Montana. This is what Google says. Western Montana offers challenging but rewarding environment for survival skills. The region's mountainous terrain and diverse ecosystem present unique opportunities to learn essential survival techniques, including shelter building, fire starting, water sourcing, and foraging. Okay, so it's difficult, but there's a lot of it. 00:16:51:01 - 00:17:16:16 Unknown Okay, I kind of stuck with it, but okay, that's about to get so cold in the winter. Western Montana we're talking the border of Canada now that's about to get so motherfucking cold. And it's in the mountains I don't know, feels like obviously like I'm more worried about, like, natural things happening in the mountains rather than, like, military attacks on the mountains and stuff, but, I don't know. 00:17:16:20 - 00:17:46:40 Unknown Scary. Whatever. Very scary. Idaho Panhandle or northern Idaho. That's what I thought. I was like, Idaho's it dude. Why? I don't know, because I feel like nothing's there. Rugged terrain, but defensible, access to water and food resources, minimal strategic military targets and lots of doomsday prepares. Already live there. That's what I'm saying. So, like. But is that the place that you want to be with a bunch of other doomsday preppers? 00:17:46:40 - 00:18:04:20 Unknown I feel like that's going to turn into like, The Walking Dead, The Last of Us real quick, like we've set up a colony. Fuck you. We're going to eat you like something crazy. Something crazy would happen like that. Because I don't know. Doomsday preppers are already in a mindset of like you or me, so like, I don't, and maybe they're not. 00:18:04:20 - 00:18:22:39 Unknown Maybe I'm wrong. Hey, doomsday preppers weigh in. Maybe. Maybe you guys are super sane. Normal people, I'm sure. But I don't know. It feels like they're kind of like marking their territory. So, like, get their get your territory now. I mean, I don't know, I am I advising that I don't know, do your own thing, make your own choices. 00:18:22:39 - 00:18:46:13 Unknown If you're in a doomsday prepper mindset, you're like, this is my way out. You will not. And I don't know, maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm crazy. Feels like it feels crazy. Okay. Central Oregon, near bend or further east. Okay. Away from major cities. Targets high. Dry. High. Desert, but still inhabitable. Are still habitable. Excuse me? Access to farmland and forest. 00:18:46:19 - 00:19:21:27 Unknown Hey, that sounds great. Central Oregon. Awesome. Again. Very cold. Just like Idaho. Very cold. The thing about Oregon for me is, like, if I'm there because I am avoiding nuclear war, I'm also just like, so my anxiety is so high. Then I'm also just waiting for the big one. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, the big one, we're talking about the big tsunami of the tectonic plates that eventually they say is going to like take out Oregon, Washington, that's that's people. 00:19:21:32 - 00:19:41:12 Unknown Is that a real thing? I don't really know. That's, these are not scientific facts. But, when I was there, I mean, people were waiting for the big one. Even I was on the coast of Oregon once, and I was like, what happens with the big ones here? Like crazy? So, Okay, number four, Appalachian Mountains, parts of western Virginia, eastern Kentucky and western North Carolina, that's what's up. 00:19:41:16 - 00:20:08:51 Unknown I love western North Carolina. Talk about the most beautiful places you could be and absolutely farm rich. Like you could grow fucking lemon trees in that beach, I swear. Don't I think you got natural shielding from fallout due to mountain terrain. However, what happens when the hurricanes hit again? Because nobody thought that was going to happen? Remote, with lots of freshwater and small farms. 00:20:09:05 - 00:20:32:48 Unknown Communities used to self-reliance. That's very true. That's very true. They were very. The Appalachian Mountains. I feel like the communities are very tight knit and are very like, you know, we take care of each other, but take care of us. We take care of you kind of thing. The Ozark Plateau, southern Missouri or northern Arkansas, underground cave systems. 00:20:32:52 - 00:20:56:46 Unknown Is that going to be good or bad? Like it might be good, like for natural protection, but not something happen scary that turns into, The Descent real quick, real quick for me. I'm. Yeah. No, I just don't want to go in a cave. Ever. So a survival game. I'm like, I don't know, rule and rule the rural juror. 00:20:56:51 - 00:21:26:22 Unknown And since self-sufficient, less likely to be hit directly. Oh, I guess that's nice. Avoid these places. Major cities like New York, LA, DC, and Chicago. Strategic military targets, north in the Colorado Springs missile silos in North Dakota. And naval bases, nuclear power plant zones, fallout risk, areas downwind of targets due to fallout patterns. 00:21:26:27 - 00:21:47:11 Unknown If you're really planning for her apocalyptic escape, do you want tips on how to prep and what kind of map to build out a survival zone? No. Not really. No, we're not getting into it like that. But we are. I don't know, I feel like I saw a TikTok that was like it had colored the map of like the most survivable areas, and it felt like Michigan was part of it. 00:21:47:11 - 00:22:04:58 Unknown But I'm like, you guys, people make up shit all the time. Like, what is actually for real? For real. I thought it was Idaho. I want to say I'm really smart. Go ahead. Go. Meanwhile, pat on the back for me. Will I be buying land in Idaho anytime soon? Absolutely. The fuck not. But, to, my influencers out there. 00:22:04:58 - 00:22:30:20 Unknown Enjoy. You guys are gonna be okay anyways. My influencers, I follow this one girl who does, she used to do, like, what they ate as, like, a couple with no kids, and now she's, like, extremely pregnant, about to have a baby. So good for you, Rosie. Piper, you are awesome still. And I really like you. But you've become a touch unrelatable to me at this point because, you know, of a child, and I don't. 00:22:30:25 - 00:23:12:18 Unknown That's okay. That's totally okay. What is the. What's the next thing I have on the list? I don't really have much. Guys, this has been, crazy. Week for 20 is so, so absolutely wild. Every year. It feels like I do more, and I don't know, it. Things for me in the industry have changed so much that, like, I don't know, for 20 feels like a holiday, obviously for the consumer and not really for the industry employee as much because, I mean, the industry employee is either working or, you know, working like they are. 00:23:12:18 - 00:23:32:54 Unknown They're not really getting a chance to sit down and enjoy it. But as industry employees, we live the 420 lifestyle. So that's also really cool. Whereas other people, I think 420 is like, oh, a super excuse to eat an extra ten milligrams of edibles, you know, or whatever. So it's it's not that it's become less fun for me. 00:23:32:54 - 00:23:52:19 Unknown Certainly. It just has become different. It's become celebrated differently. Like, I, I used to be a stoner that's like, you know, let's get high all day and watch funny movies and eat pizza. And now it seems like as an industry worker, it's more like, okay, what content do I have to plan to put out? What kind of what do I have to talk about? 00:23:52:19 - 00:24:17:09 Unknown What is the, you know, this, that and the other with it. So let me know what you guys think. How did you celebrate your 420? I'm really curious on that. Honestly. You guys are amazing. I really love that you guys have stuck around with me for all this time. It seriously, from January to April, it feels like such a I don't know, it feels like it's own unique quarter of the year, third of the year with third in the year. 00:24:17:09 - 00:24:36:45 Unknown I don't know, I did the in January. It feels like, we've been at this for 90 long days and I'm really, really happy that guys have stuck around. I really appreciate you guys. Anybody can help me with my hair. Reach out. You're awesome. Just teach me. Have a silent. There's nothing like wrong with the. Cut it just like I don't want it to me, as you can see. 00:24:36:45 - 00:24:53:39 Unknown Oh, what do I even. I didn't tell you guys what I was talking, I didn't whatever, I was, like taking a few hits of this, but really, what I'm, writing out is the high from 420 from yesterday. So, I hope you guys have an amazing week. Please tell your weird uncle about me. I will see you next week in by. 00:24:53:39 - 00:25:01:07 Unknown Boom boom. Oh!