Do you ever send a text to the wrong person because I feel like I do that at least four times a week. Like it takes about half a second to go ahead and look who you're sending a text to and I just won't do it. Like flat out refuse and I'm not sure why. Like how stupid. Hey guys, welcome back to Token Out. I'm so glad that you made it here. I can't believe you're here after watching that first episode. So...

Let's just jump into it. There's no need for some big ass introduction this time. So let's just dive right in. TikTok fans crazy, right? Like literally censoring an app I think is so random and weird. It's obviously a very big platform, the biggest, you know, until now, until Red Note, I guess. But I just think it's such like a petty thing for the government to do. And then in turn, everybody else is being petty by downloading Red Note, which I'm here for.

do it, do it up. Like, petty, petty, petty, petty, petty boots. But how do you guys feel about it? Let me know in the comments. Obviously this episode is gonna come out after January 20th, but if that's the day, I think it's January 20th. I haven't really been following it like that closely. I have always gotten banned from TikTok doing canvas content, so I just haven't really like got back into it ever. And then like I, you know, my scrolling is just out of control anyways.

I saw a meme that was like, somebody said, my digital footprint is a clown shoe. Mine's about 12 clown shoes, so I feel it. Mine's like one of those fake dinosaur prints that they put on the beach. Do you guys know about that story? We'll cover it. We'll talk about it at one point. But somebody put, it was like Loch Ness Monster Tracks or whatever. guess they determined it was made with a piece of plywood and a, I don't know how they figured this out, but like a.

standing ashtray, like one of those tall, like, you know, beyond the ground standing up ashtray. And this guy took it and made all these Loch Ness Monster prints and then called the news. How weird. was back in the 50s or 60s or something. It was a long time ago. This had not happened recently. But just as crazy, as that country, I think it was Mexico, bringing out the fucking plaster alien. Remember that happened? That happened this year, last year, I guess now. How crazy.

I don't know. It feels weird to talk about that kind of topic because it's a little bit more serious of a topic. Like obviously like free speech and whatever and people are like against it. Like cannabis content is still banned on so many platforms. TikTok, Instagram, you know, all of meta, whatever. They don't want that kind of content. And I'm like, that's fine. 2021 YouTube is finally, you know, rolled back the restrictions a little bit on it. So I appreciate that. Thanks, YouTube. Obviously somebody said the most woke platform by default by like, or

not by default, but by process of elimination is YouTube. So, hey YouTube, what's up? Nice to see you. I guess moving past that, something else I really, really wanna talk about that is super current events and honestly, what day is it?

Who's watching Traders? Because I'm watching Traders. I feel like I've, I'm never on the train of like watching the Netflix week by week shows. Like, I'm a Love Island girl. I'm not a whatever girl. Like I'm not that dating show. Like I'm not into those kind of things. Not into the ultimatum, sorry. But Traders? Ooh, shit's spicy. Shit is so spicy. Obviously Bob the Drag Queen. I listened to his podcast, Sibling Rivalry.

amazing podcast, but it is just two people fighting the whole time. It is a lot of rivalry. So enjoy that if you like that. Who do you think is leaving? Because guess what? I think Wes is playing the game a little too hard, a little too strong. And obviously he comes from the challenge. Like he is a he's like a game player. He is made for this. He's been training for like, what, a decade for this. He's been on the challenge forever. Too many Tonys in the house.

too many Tonys. And obviously, spoiler alert if you're not watching it, it's only the first couple episodes, don't worry, Tony leaves, Tony gets voted out, they think he's a traitor, he's not. Too many Tonys. And Tony also playing the game way too hard and way too loud. Like you can't do that, you can't come in swinging. You have to come in. It's just everybody's friend. And whatever the general consensus is, you better go with it, because you do not want to seem suspicious. Who's got the most advantages?

Who, what show has the most advantages? Obviously, I feel like the obvious answer is Survivor. Cause those people go through like mental and physical, if my voice cracks one more time you guys, mental and physical like rigorous torture and like challenges and whatever. And I feel like you have to be strong in both ways. So I feel like everybody comes in, especially like very tactical, but also very like strong in the challenges. You don't necessarily want to vote them out right away. I don't know.

But don't you? Like, why'd we vote the housewives out? That's so weird. Housewives should have like got together and been like, mm-mm, I'm not doing this, we're the majority here. And aren't they? Like there's three people from Survivor, there was four housewives, there was two people from The Challenge, like three or four people from Big Brother, which I find interesting because Big Brother is zero, it's not zero challenge. They do a lot of challenges, a lot of physical challenges, but at the end of it, I feel like it's so about.

your ability to be charismatic and make a lot of friends. Do you have that factor? I don't know. I feel like me being in sales, I could do that for a long time, but I don't know if I have the mental willpower to live with that many people for that long with no communication or what. I don't know what maybe they can communicate in whatever. Close quarters with 16 other people. That's hard. That is hard. Boston Rob. Boston Rob.

is obviously playing the game way too hard. He should not be playing it like this. People already know that Boston Rob is a threat. And when you're from Boston, you're a tough cookie to crack. So that's like not a Boston accent. I can do one pretty good. Cah. Water. No, that's not good. Cah. That's pretty good. What's the matter with you? No, that's Italian. I honestly think those three traitors are against the blonde girl. I forget her name. The blonde tattooed girl. I think that...

She's also a little loud about her strategy and her gameplay and stuff. My god, are you guys gonna listen to this podcast if it's just me? I'm 12 year old boy. Are you serious? Who starts a podcast with a voice like this? Anyways, so something I put on my Instagram story the other day was if you guys wanna talk about The Last Showgirl, which I told you guys in the last episode, I was really excited to see, or the movie Her.

Why do I want to talk about her? Number one, what's with the resurgence of like, I guess intuitive robot women becoming sentient? What's with the resurgence of those kind of movies? I love it. I'm here for it. I want to see more. Are you guys excited for The Companion? If you haven't watched that trailer, go watch the trailer. We're going to talk about it next time. I'm excited for it. I'm excited for it. But I want to talk about her because...

Obviously it was a movie, Joaquin Phoenix, 2013. Scarlett Johansson is the voice of her. This robot named Samantha. Scarlett Johansson, believe, Siri, when she first started, was similar to Scarlett Johansson's voice. So I think Scarlett Johansson sued. Or something, I'm look this up. it was against OpenAI. wasn't against Apple and Siri. It was against OpenAI. Because they demoed an AI voice that was

almost identical to hers. So, and did they get that from the movie Her? Maybe. Let's be honest, maybe. But I guess it kind of like correlated that in people's minds, you know, and good for Scarlett Johansson for suing Soher. So Her 2013, it's supposed to take place in like near future Los Angeles. It's supposed to be from what Gemini AI says on Google 2025. So that's why I wanted to talk about it.

We are in the her era and what is going on, but let me take you back. We're going to go through the ghost portal. We're going go back in time. Ghost portal did not do that in Dantiefantom, but in my mind it does right now and we're headed through. So I'm doing this twice in one podcast. Amazing. If you don't know what I did twice, come on over to YouTube. Find out. Find out. My hair is a lot cuter this time, guys. You want to be on YouTube today. Trust. Okay. So.

2013, what was happening? New words like twerk and selfie were added to the dictionary. The world welcomed a new pope and a new royal baby. this was the year that Geico came out with that commercial, hump day, am I right? It was that camel, that was stupid. Love it though. And actually it looked up what, I was like, is that when hump day originated that saying? was like, I'm sure that was super back in the day, but no.

It actually originated in 1959 in an article signifying the hump to get over the week. It's debated if it was that or if a man in 1968 named Roy Mann used it for the first time. Oh, 1965. I'm sorry. If I checked myself. Roy Mann. Yep. Okay. What else was happening? July 18th, 2013, Detroit filed for bankruptcy. This article on ABC News said, marking the end of its ever booming or its once booming automotive industry. Let me tell you, Detroit never left.

We're back, baby. We're back with a vengeance. We never left. Whatever. Come to Detroit. Detroit is cool. Detroit is really cool. And I have been to a lot of major cities. been to Portland, Seattle, New York City, Los Angeles, Phoenix, Boston. I could go on. Detroit is fucking cool. Chicago. Chicago. You're a Chicago dog. Detroit is fucking cool. Come to Detroit. There's lots to do. And it's really amazing to know that in like...

Literally 12 years the city has like rebuilt so much. mean there used to be a there used to be the Detroit police at one point issued a statement saying come to Detroit at your own risk because they just didn't have enough police to man streets. I mean streets were dark because there were no like you know street lights and stuff. This is also the year that the Boston Marathon bombing happened so that's a bummer. And Nelson Mandela died on December 5th which is a bummer.

If you believe that. Whatever, the Mandel effect. I'm just kidding. I'm not, but the Mandel effect. We'll talk about that at some point. Let me know in the comments if you want to get into that. That could be a whole thing for real. And what else was going on in 2013? We were watching Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Scandal, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, and Duck Dynasty. So set in the scene here of what we were really doing. That might've been a long set in the scene, but I really want you to get into it. So Joaquin Phoenix gets an OS, an operating system.

and it's intuitive so it starts to learn about him. It's got this female voice and it basically becomes sentient and it's like making its own decision, making her own life beyond Joaquin Phoenix, beyond what he can even do. You know, because the, it's mentioned at one point in the movie, there's a quote, I want to find it, I wrote it down. She says at one point, I can see how the limited perspective of an unartificial mind could see it that way. And I thought, do you need a human quality to have a true perspective,

Or are we always gonna have that bias as people? You know, like obviously AI can be without bias, but how do we know it's without bias? You know, I mean, I guess I would assume in most situations AI doesn't have a bias because it's AI, but, 10 minutes into this movie, I am seeing a fully naked pregnant woman and there's a mention of a dead cat. 10 minutes in, I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Obviously, like, you know, we're made up of our experiences.

Do we have a limited perspective? Yes, because we can only perceive things like as much as our life will let us, I guess. But isn't that the beauty of the internet and shared perspectives and shared knowledge, you know, fact-checked knowledge, you know, with each other that that gives us that widened perspective? And can you really like, can you widen a perspective if you didn't have bias to begin with? Big questions here on Token Out. Sorry. Everybody take a one big rip.

And let me know what you think, okay? Because I gotta know. But like the whole time, me and my husband, like he is such a cancer moon and I am such a Libra, is the whole time I'm like, this is a fucking voice. This is just a voice, y'all. This is just a voice. It's just a voice in a box. It's just a voice in a box. Husbands crying, crying over this. Like so deep into the story, can't see out of it.

I'm like, this is like the little robot, the rover on Mars that every year will stop and sing Happy Birthday to itself. It's just something somebody programmed. It's not, it's not a sentient being. It's just a voice in a box. Okay. But how dangerous, how absolutely dangerous, because I can absolutely see, I mean, this is like the, lady that sent $850,000 to the AI Brad Pitt.

Like this is what is gonna be used for. It's gonna like prey on vulnerable people for money. Like straight up. I mean, whatever. it, sentiently? I don't know. Will people use it for that purpose? Clearly. Clearly I'm right. Said that a while ago. was like, somebody's gonna, some dementia old woman or man is gonna fall for this. So sad. How does this movie compare to something like Ex Machina?

You know, where it's, it's, let's look up the synopsis to X Machina again. I once made two people watch X Machina with me and they fell asleep. I like insisted we put it on and then they fell asleep. I was like, cool. You're not interested at all? I love that. Love it. Synopsis. Okay. Caleb Sniff, a programmer at a huge internet company, wins a contest that enables him to spend a week at a private estate of Nathan Bateman, his firm's brilliant CEO.

When he arrives, Caleb learns that he's been chosen to be a human component in the Turing test to determine the capabilities and consciousness of Ava, the beautiful robot. However, it soon becomes evident that Ava is far more self-aware and deceptive than either man imagined. Whoa, couldn't read that last one for a second. Movie's amazing. When did this come out compared to 2013? Oh, there's a cat here. Hey, everybody. Say hi to Dewey. Hey, Dewey. How are you?

Good to see you, love you. Love you, do we? Okay, 2014, so a year after. Compared to the 95 % on Rotten Tomatoes that Her has, this one has a 92%, but I think it has a higher audience score of 86, which is crazy, because this movie's long. No, it's not, it's an hour and 48 minutes. It's an hour and 48 minutes, it is not long, but it felt long. Why would it give the substance an 89 %?

Rotten Tomatoes is crazy. Two and a half, two hours, 21 minutes, felt like 45. If you haven't watched The Substance, I'm sure, I'm sure you have at this point, unless you're living under a rock and you hate yourself. Watch The Substance, amazing movie. And when you see horror drama, you're like, I don't like horror movies, I don't wanna watch, watch that fucking movie, it's not a horror movie. It's like, the horror of it is her descent into madness, truly, so.

would watch that movie again, especially with that perspective. I could go on about how much I love the substance. But anyways, back to her and Ex Machina. Okay, so I said like her, Ex Machina, Megan, like obviously Megan was about a child. This was a lot less sexual than Ex Machina and her. How do think a movie like Lars and the Real Girl compares to that? Like obviously we're talking about like robot AI versus like a very mentally ill man. But in some way, all these men are mentally ill, right?

Like your falling in love with a robot. that is, that just looks like a person. Is that all driven by the sex in your brain? You're like, yeah, I could, it looks like a girl. So yeah, I could fuck it. But then how does that relate to her? And her doesn't even have a body. And he's just like, but is it just the like manic pixie dream girl of it all? Okay. You saw a cat on this podcast? No, you didn't. Okay, manic pixie dream girl is a fictional character type that often, that's often a love interest of a male protagonist.

Okay, yeah, the purpose of a manic pixie dream girl is to teach a male protagonist that life is worth embracing and that you have a greater purpose in life and really, life has true meaning. Cringe. Over that. Over that. Find that out yourself and then go ahead and be with a nice lady. Okay? Go ahead and figure that out on your own time, on your own dime, because no woman in the world wants to sit around and...

figure that out for you or wait for you to figure that out. Sorry, I don't. And then at some point, like, don't you have to meet somebody where they're at? You know, like, obviously everybody can't be perfect. And do I show up as a perfect person to every relationship? Have I in the past? No. Do I show up to as a perfect person in my marriage now? Absolutely. It's only going up from here. So, so my husband can catch up at this point. No, I'm joking. But is this, who is this an ex-machina? Okay, stop looking at your computer.

Yeah, Oscar Isaac. He's an attractive man. Wasn't he in Dune? He's an attractive man for real. What else do want to talk about? Okay, so like, so like obviously Megan was about a little girl, but like, how do you think Lars and the real girl compares to that? Like, he's just mentally ill, right? And like, bought a sex doll. It's a little sad. But then if you're, oh my God. Then if you're watching The Companion, if you're not watching, if you've seen the trailer, oh my God, you've seen the trailer to The Companion.

That is looks like the same thing, but and it's the girl from heretic love her and then the villain guy from scream he is so unassuming and Absolutely scary as fuck so unassuming and I think that's what makes him so scary, right? Okay, so he's reading something online that was like the sequel to her could very well be Terminator 2 and I was like that's Such a crazy statement and then I'm watching the companion like the trailer that could be

the sequel to her. By far could be the sequel to her, like for real, for real. Just because you don't, like you kind of don't know where she goes at the end. Like where is she? Is she getting, I don't know. Is she becoming more powerful? Stop, it's not a Schwarzenegger voice. Schwarzenegger. Sorry. Guys, I need to stop. No more Red Bull. my gosh, did you guys, I wanted to tell you this. The like little tab can, can tab? Tab can, can tab. The can tab.

on the Red Bull cans. Okay, obviously it's a little cut out of a bowl for at least a year. I looked at that and I said, why do they have an elephant with a fat butt on the? So stupid. No, like, you kidding? It's the Red Bull bowl. And I saw the tail and I said, yeah, trunk. Absolutely. That is so stupid. That is so stupid, dude. Who thinks that? That's like, yikes. Okay.

moving past all of the sentient robot. Sexy sentient robots. That is gonna be an ad in like 2035. Sentient, sexy sentient robots, get yours today. Yeah, I have sent, yeah, I'll voice the commercial. Thanks for asking. I will. Using that voice, I will. All right, done, sorry. Have you guys heard of the telepathy tapes? Okay, I'm not gonna watch them for you guys, because it's behind a paywall and I'm not paying for that, but.

It is, like I've read a couple articles on it. It's these videos that are being published claiming that it shows telepathy in action between autistic children and their parents, non-verbal autistic children and their parents. And I said, what are you talking about? And like, I guess there's like, like children, okay, where children are able to spell out words and numbers their parents are thinking by pointing at a board held up by the mother. And I'm like,

I don't know. I don't know. I just, that feels a little like, like I feel like I can read somebody's micro like mannerisms and micro changes. Like we're in a conversation, all of a sudden you look at the ground when I say something. I mean, I pick that up. Like it's nothing. I'm like, okay, you're pissed. Like so many things, whatever. And is that my trauma? Sure. But for nonverbal autistic children, I mean, obviously no idea what that is like and no idea what having to

deal with a child like that is or you know, not deal with, but know cater to, care for, you know. Having to care for a non-autistic or a non-verbal autistic child is gotta be an insane feat, you know, every day. somebody, there's a scientist at McGill University that said, can be easily explained by the mother knowing what answer the answer is and either consciously or subconsciously cuing the child. That's from Forbes.

And I'm like, yeah, absolutely. Are you kidding me? If I blink a little too hard, like, or if somebody blinks a little too hard, I know what's up. I know. But, and whatever, I'm not saying I would have any kind of like, you know, insight to the mind of an autistic person, obviously, but like, my ADHD, definitely, and combined with the drama, definitely makes me like hone in on it. So I can't imagine what...

What kind of mannerism, some consciousness, that subconscious cue that could be going on? And that this child is like, yeah, I see it. Because obviously there's a way that they have to communicate in the world and they have to understand the world. And when you're nonverbal, you're reading everybody's body language because that is your main language. I'm speculating, so keep that in mind, salt. But I don't know, I think that's really interesting that that could even be possible. And do I believe it? I'm kind of fiffed.

talked a lot like I don't believe it. 50-50. I'm kind of like, yeah, I bet you telepathy is kind of real. In this situation, how much of it is based on what? I don't know. But I mean, apparently they're like behind like a, well, whatever. Behind a paywall. I'm not getting into that. If somebody wants to sponsor that, go ahead, I'll watch them and we can talk about it, but I'm not paying for it, sorry. Okay, next topic. I down what is the highest sold item on eBay?

I gotta know. Highest sold item on eBay ever? A gigayacht? What the hell is that? Number one, a gigayacht. that a swear? Kind of what I thought. A big ass boat. Okay. So it's a gigayacht. It's not a mega yacht. It's not a super yacht. It's a gigayacht. What is the difference? What? That is crazy. I like, I just wouldn't have guessed that. You're selling boats on eBay? Who's selling, who's?

Who's buying boats on eBay? You're selling boats? Who's buying boats? There's like a pool on it. I know if you guys have watched Below Deck, you guys are like not impressed. But I'm like, dude, are you joking? What the fuck is a gigayacht though? How much does a gigayacht cost? Starting at the low end of $200 million. Well, this one person got a dealio then for, person sold, bought this gigayacht for $168 million. $168 million. Were you a lottery winner?

Where'd you get that? Were you a Walmart? Like, are you a Walton Walmart family? That's crazy. Gigagits are the ultimate status symbol, communicating power, eminence, and seemingly limitless supply of cash.

A gigayacht, I would say, is anything over 220 feet or 67 meters, for my UK listeners, Canadian listeners, where the majority of the yacht is customized and bespoke. Whatever that means, I don't know. I don't know your yacht terms, I don't know your boat talk. Not into your boat tack. That is so crazy. You don't need that. AOL.com is this information where...

and the only person who visited AOL.com in the last 15 years. It's just me. like I'm on an exclusive website, because I know nobody else is using this. AOL.com. Oh, why don't we get my news? Oh, it's on the lighter side of the news. That's so nice. Okay, okay, okay. I was like, who bought this? Yeah, okay. So Roman, okay. Come into a Russian last name. Roman.

You guys are gonna laugh. You guys are gonna have such a time with me pronouncing things, cause, whoa. I'm a math and science brain, sorry. Like starting a podcast to begin with is crazy. Roman Abramovich. Oh, I might have done it. Abramovich. I might have done it. Oh, okay. A Russian billionaire must have been staring at an empty dock for a while now because the 168 milli he shelled out for a 400 foot yacht is no joke. Naturally the thing.

is the full pinnacle of luxury boasting spacious decks, upscale accommodations, spas, fine dining, city art gym, equipment, and plenty more. Whoa. It's so beautiful, too. So beautiful. Good. Whatever. Good for him. I'm so happy for you. You're super rich. I got a good guy. I'm so happy for you. OK, number two, the Golfstream 2, private jet for $4.9 million.

Huge step down from number one, huge. Yeah, 4.9 million huge step down, my ass, whatever. Just under five million for a private chat feels like a no brainer. How are you supposed to conduct all your business if you don't have a private chat? We had some local Panera like a couple of college students, no way. That's from maywell.com, whoever wrote this is funny. Whoa, number three, lunch with Warren Buffett. Dude, I bet he was on the phone the whole time and then made the other person pay. No, I'm just joking. 4.5 million for charity.

for the Einstein God Letter? If you're a history, what the hell is this? If you're a history buff or a lover of artifacts, the item, the idea of a handwritten note from Albert Einstein is probably pretty appealing. This one in particular contains a whole lot of musings on religion and philosophy. A private collector dropped a pretty penny to preserve it. 3.2 million. No, no, we didn't sell a whole town. We didn't sell a whole town on eBay.

You didn't, bitch. No! Sold for 2.5 million, Albert, Texas is tiny. Its population was listed as adult-wapping seven people in 2015. But that didn't stop a private investor from dropping two and a half million bucks to acquire it. It's very bizarre to live in a world where you can buy US cities on the same website that you could buy a bunch of 90s Xena tapes from. That's crazy. Who wrote this article? I'm gonna name this person for sure, sorry.

6. Albert, Texas? Do you think he just like tore it all down? He's like building something? Or is it like still a place? Do you think the ghost town of Albert, Texas? Alright, let's see. Where are you located Albert? yeah, that's my grandfather's name. you at man? Albert, Texas! Where are we at? We are at a island of being... I love being stupid. Fuck. Holy God, where I... It like is nowhere, Texas. Are you joking? Albert.

Albert. Okay, so it's west of Austin. That's just what I wanted to know. It's like barely in line with Austin, but west. And then like Texas is so big. So like, I'm like still here. I'm still scrolling through Texas. I can't, you guys are crazy over there. Just be a country. Should be your own country dog. What? You know Zuckerberg's gonna do that anyways. Okay, Albert, Texas, good job. six, a house with an indestructible bunker for 2.1 million. Why?

Just build one. I feel like you could build a better one for less. And in your existing house. Like, what are you talking about? Nuclear apocalypse be damned! The survival enthusiast that sold this made sure it would be ready to rock at anything, any sort of world ending chaos. Many people have laughed at the winning bidder spent a couple million, but that was probably amazing to have during lockdown 2020. I mean, it's a pet, like I don't, it doesn't say anything about the bunker. So, and I'm certain that he's not like.

telling people what it looks like and shit on the inside. So, and why would it have been great to have that during 2020? Who cares? Be in your house. Like, probably just like compounded his fears. Like, it's nuclear warfare, it's biological warfare. Like, no, that probably compounded his like, paranoia. Cause you have to be like somewhat paranoid to be building a bunker and spending like two million on it. I mean, unless you're like,

fucking Russian billionaire got Roman Abrabovich Abra... Abra... over here like and can just drop hella money wherever I mean two million is so much money buy a really nice house with some steel walls right throw a couple more million in there and add some carpet whatever whatever number seven Honus Wagner baseball card for 1.1 million oh my sports guys out there what's up you're not listening to this

They're all over at Joe Rogan. The Honus Wagner baseball card. Who was a Honus Wagner? there were only 200 of these made and is considered the holy grail of baseball cards. We're hurting so much today, guys. This is an interesting podcast. I'm sure you guys are still here. This is awesome. Apparently these cards were produced by the American Tobacco Company until Honus Wagner took a stance against smoking, which good for him. That's a bold stance to take, I'm sure, back in his day.

What's it worth now? I did not just see one on Amazon for $6. No, it's not. It's a... Wait, 1.1 million? I know I'm not seeing one pre-owned sold for... Okay, this... Okay. Don't let me buy anything, because I don't know how to authenticate things online. I buy things and they end up coming and they're like mini. I'm like, oh, I thought this was going to be a big ring light. And they're like, you know, it's the size of my palm. So stupid. Who are you, Honus? Okay. Honus Wagner. Oh my gosh.

Whoa! Died 1955. Welcome back, my mother-in-law. 1874 and died 1955. So he was like, what, the first? It was a short stop who played 21 seasons. Whoa! In Major League Baseball. I find it very interesting though. I'm like, I'm here for it. Like, I am, I think this is cool, I guess. I guess, I mean, am I gonna be continuing to look up baseball cards? Probably not, but Honest Wagner, everybody, okay. He's the best guy around. Okay.

Allsops Artic Ale. Please tell me I did not rename this yet. Please tell

God. Sold for a little over half a million dollars. Beer isn't like other spirits. You're gonna have to see crystal... you're not gonna see crystal engraved glass like you do in some of the other more expensive bottles of alcohol ever sold. So... Guys, I'm gonna start that over. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and stop. Let's start up a little bit more in the chair. Beer isn't like other spirits. You're not gonna find crystal engraved glass like you do in some other most expensive bottles of alcohol ever sold.

It's rare to see beer sell for more than five grand. Really? That's like, that's expensive beer, five grand. And I mean, whatever, I'm not drinking five grand beer, obviously that's very expensive, but like, I don't know, I assume like alcohol people pay more for that. Like, you know, a bond could be more than that, you guys, for real. A pound could be more than that, you know? I mean, that'd be a lot of weed versus beer. Anyways, five grand, but it's also rare to see beer that was brewed in, yeah, I was right.

Obviously it's really context clues from the title, but was brewed in 1852 for an Arctic expedition. Yeah, here we are. That is cool, Arctic expedition. Do you think it's gross? Do think it's really gross? It's gotta be, right? It's gotta be like, spunky as fuck. Like not good. It can't be that good. I'm gonna turn this brightness down. think my eyes are just like, so like I'm just a troll for blue light. I just like need to keep staring at it. Sick.

That was number eight. No way! Nine, for $450,000, the original Hollywood sign went up in the late 20s. By the end of the 70s, it was deteriorated and needed to be replaced. The city of LA sold it to Rates Money for restoration efforts, and as you can imagine, the bidding was fierce. Not too bad, the land, not too bad, the land, the original end of the word wasn't part of it.

So was it just Holly? Oh, Hollywood land. Okay, so it was Hollywood and they took, what did they do? Okay, I actually just realized I don't care. Sorry, don't care about that. We're gonna move on. What are you talking about? Number 10 for $309,000. Wait, I wanna know what I do wanna know. Okay, it was sold, when was it sold? Because I wanna know what the money is today. So it sold on eBay in 2005? That's how new it is? Okay, but let's be honest, $450,000.

In 2005 is how much do you think? I'm gonna guess it's like, I'm gonna guess it's like a million dollars today. Nope. Okay, not at all. It is. It'd be about, you know, rounding up. It's like $727,000. So, but wow, it's like a 25 % increase. That's a lot. It's kind of a lot. Is it? I don't know. Is that a 25 % increase? I don't know. No, it's not. I don't want to talk about it. You guys, get me out of here. I don't have a math and science brain or, or.

Art's brain turns out. Yeah, that's why this is fucked up. Number 10. For $309,000, Ian Usher's life? What are you talking about? Ian Usher's life? You're just giving up your... What does that mean? In today's edition of Things I Wish I Thought of, a traveler, a travel writer named Ian Usher decided to sell his entire life on eBay, including his house, job, possessions in order to get a fresh start.

How did that go for him? Well, he bought his own Caribbean island. So pretty well. Are you kidding? You son of a bitch. When? How did you buy a Caribbean island for that? That's crazy. That's crazy. You sold your life. I know. I remember like that girl sold her virginity on eBay. Do you guys remember that? How much does she sell it for? Cause it's not enough. Raise the bar high. Girl sells virginity. Can we get rid of that word too?

Katya always says, let's get rid of the word virginity and I'm so there. Oh, and eBay. How do you verify that? Man, 2005 was a crazy year. Oh, she redacted the plan? An 18-year-old Peruvian model was going to sell her virginity in March 2005 to help her poor, family-and-sick mother, but a month later, she redacted the plan, turning down a $1.5 million offer from a Canadian man and denying that the event had been a publicity stunt.

publicity stunt.

I don't know girl. Turn that down. I am all for safe, consensual sex work. Damn, why would you turn it down? Like, cause you couldn't like verify it? Like, cause you couldn't, do you think like she had a boyfriend that was gonna be like, well, I'm gonna tell everybody cause he's some petty ass motherfucker. I'd been like, I'll cut you in, shut up. What? And how gross is this fucking Canadian man? He's like, man, I definitely want this. That's gross, dude. That's weird.

people's choices, you know? Okay, so I feel like I've been talking for a long time. So probably gonna cut it short here. I had a couple more things I wanted to touch on, but we're gonna touch on it next week. So stay tuned for that. I want to tell you this TikTok account that I am super obsessed with and these weird Etsy, excuse me, weird Etsy accounts I found. So come back next week for that. We're also gonna review the Wolfman next week. So make sure that you guys go see that, watch it, let me know what you guys think. Guys, I don't have high hopes, but that is...

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