Welcome back to a hot red mess. I'm Angie and
okay Listen, I have tried to be sexy and all
this fun stuff and bringing all this Jim Jam
to the bedroom and everything but like It's it's
tiring and then I have my little paw patrollers
that are in my bed and they're annoying as fuck
Or cock blockers. I should say for cock blockers.
My paw patrollers are not actual kids. They're
dogs just for all of you tuning in here. I have
two beautiful Vishlas but I just want you to
know they're my ride or die but they weren't
lying when they said uh Vishlas are Velcro dogs
because literally these two are in my bed 24
-7 at night it's really annoying because all
I want to do is just snuggle up next to my husband
and Like be sexy or just cuddle or whatever it
is or after a date night You just want to go
home and be wrapped in his arms because let me
tell you my husband. Mmm girl He's got good arms
It's one of the best things about him. He's got
those nice shoulders. You just grab on to oh
amazing But you guys have to tell me like I know
there's somebody else out there that has definitely
been like putting on the lingerie and been like
What the fuck how to fuck? Oh fuck this because
let me tell you I Have now for three nights tried
to put lingerie on and just like have it in bed,
but I have this weird like rope thing No ain't
happening That is like I'm gonna end up tied
up strapped down fucking locked in not even know
what the hell is going on type deal I'm gonna
have to call for help instead of being sexy I'm
gonna be tied up and all fucked up and he's gonna
have like I'm gonna have one titty over here
and one's like dragged down there because that's
where they're all gonna get stuck and then Jones
he's gonna get mad at me aka booby doctor because
everything's gonna be fucked up So we don't do
that We have to wait for husband But then again
like then it's not sexy now because now he can't
like come home and be like, oh what's under the
sheets? Like it's not a thing now So I can't
be the only one out there like everybody's like
I have my lingerie with my husband But let me
tell you something some of that lingerie that
kinky lingerie is fucking tricky. It's tricky
And then you put it in the washing machine and
I forgot and just it got like this big It like
like literally could fit in my hand and what
did I do? I I threw it in the dryer Then I went
to put it on later and I was like, ah, fuck.
Here we go Trainwrecking app happening right
now, but I know I'm not the only one out there.
Okay? DM me because I know y 'all have the same
problem that I have You know you do I'm just
saying it out loud but then there's that other
part where you're like oh oh i could just go
to bed naked now i sleep naked all the time so
it's not like a big deal for me i love being
naked i came in this world naked i'm going out
of this world naked i'm just saying ladies and
gents anybody comes to my funeral tits will be
propped i'll be sitting like this giving it to
god naked because that man let me come in naked
i'm going to him naked that's how it goes but
like So I wear ha date like date night. I call
my husband. What are you? What are you doing
tonight? You want to hang out like Dude, I'm
calling you to like hang out not because I want
to talk to you like I want to like I want to
do dirty things like I Don't I am NOT that wife
that wants to sit there and like do you want
to talk? You know, like we just go talk no like
what are you doing tonight you want to hang out
no yes yes yes hang out means hang out with me
you know because i speak in code sometimes because
my daughter or somebody's hanging over my shoulder
which is kind of funny because my oldest one
day was like what are you doing i'm i can go
on a cuddle with dad oh that's nice and he comes
in my bedroom and i'm like by the way i just
want you know dad was like in it He was in it
at that particular time. And I was like, hey,
what's up, buddy? And by the way, you want to
see a man be fucking aerobic? King? Have your
kids walk in the bedroom while he's on top in
it. It's like holding your mother. What do you
want? I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's hilarious.
But my son was like, what are you? Oh, I want
to talk to you. Please don't talk to us. We're
cuddling But now he's older so when I say to
him like he's kind of figured it out over the
years that cuddling means fucking So now I go
listen if you don't get the fuck out I'm gonna
cuddle your dad right in front of you and he's
like ah And I'm like well you're an adult now
so I can say that fuck out It's one of those
perks when you get older children out of adults
It's um I call it house security when there's
no filters because then it's like a guarantee
they don't want to live here forever because
they're like oh fuck there goes mom again up
there goes mom again why is mom walking around
or then you have my daughter who's like hey baby
girl you're looking good in that and i'm like
i'm like walking through my bedroom can you do
you mind i just wanted to see what you was doing
what am i doing just wearing a Nice now now it's
the moods ruined. I now have to put a fucking
bathrobe on I gotta reassituate everything and
you just ruined it ruined it you ruined the date
night Trying to go have a date night with your
dad. She's like, oh, but the girl why you dressed
like that with deep night and I'm like Cuz the
dude is don't like go get out And this is my
youngest who's just like bye have fun. Just leave
me some food We ain't even going away we're just
going to bed He doesn't care But I'm I know that
like there are some of you out there that are
like, oh my god, how do you do it? How do you
keep the spark? How do you do this? How do you
do that? And you really like there's no rhyme
to reason to it. You just do you just figure
it the fuck out like when your husband Because
like so now I'm getting older like my sex drive
is getting higher like I'm I've always been like
a crazy sex fiend as it is If you guys haven't
understood or saw that But like the older I'm
getting it's like I Feel like I'm actually mentally
in my mind my husband is a piece of meat like
he's like a porterhouse steak and like when he
walks by me, I'm like But he's like Grumpy and
wants to go to bed and it's like I'm fucking
tired. I'm like Man, you really know how to kill
a fucking steak, bro. You just put ketchup on
that porterhouse. That's what you just did. You
took your whole porterhouse, and you put fucking
ketchup on it. In case you're wondering, my husband
likes ketchup on his steak. It's awful. We've
been in restaurants where this dude has literally
had a $300 piece of fucking steak. A giant T
-bone fucking what? Big fucking tomahawk. I think
it's a tomahawk. That's what it is. And... He's
like do you have ketchup? I'm like What what
what I like I like ketchup on my steak I Can't
I can't He does I can't I'm like, can we get
it rare? I want it still mooing and while you're
at it, don't bring me any shit to go with it
Just I'm not if it's good steak. You just mock
that shit down. That's how it goes Yeah, he puts
ketchup on it. So while I'm sitting here imagining
this man as this piece of meat because I'm in
this like Weird crazy fucking next bizarre sex
fucking world of my life He's like Just go with
it, bro Like if you were 20 years old again and
somebody like he could be a 20 year old but like
old guy with a young wife that like he doesn't
even have to work at it and then i think you
know what i think that you know what i think
i just hit the nail on the head he doesn't have
to work at it i'm a sure thing buddy i'm a sure
thing that's the problem it's because i'm a sure
thing maybe i should play hard to get putting
that in the memory thought box but anyways so
Coming up next week. I'm actually gonna be interviewing
one of my beautiful friends who will be kind
of coming on here and they had a host We're gonna
feel it out. See how she likes it Because I think
this is just funner with two but I will still
be your Main host of hot rod mass because they
am the hot red mess diva. I'm just gonna bring
on another little diva with me Some of you may
have seen some of my sparkly cups that I have
she's made them. She's a badass but she recently
became a single mom and She had done with her
marriage and move forward and whatever but she
sent me she shared with me some wild shit about
dating and like this whole episodes about like
dating and like How do you get into the sexy?
How do you get into like how do you get into
all of it? and it's crazy because My sister -in
-law is beeping in right now and I ain't answering
it because the last person that disturbed me
I couldn't fucking finish the thing. So here
we are, but anyways She is amazing and I already
told you guys this earlier How amazing she is?
So I just want you guys to know that Alex will
be on it's gonna be called dating with Alex and
by the way She's single like a pringle and she's
banging. I mean Gorgeous. She is fuck me. I like
you can't even like I'm literally soliciting
her right now. I'm sorry I'm not soliciting you
But she's she's stunning. She's stunning and
she's wild and she's just great. She's a great
human but dating wildly How many people out there
right now are like back into the dating world
like oh I couldn't even imagine If I had to go
in the dating world like right now in my life,
I would be a hoe mm -hmm I'd be a hoe for show
and the reason why is like my sex drive is through
the fucking roof and like my husband is my ride
or die and like I've been able I've been blessed
and I have been able to literally do what ever
I want as far as my sexuality goes and experience
things and Fantasies and whatever with my husband
I mean and which is amazing because most people
can't they all have to be like very secretive
and like Oh, I would really like this, but oh
my god. I can't let him know that No, not me.
No, he knows he knows all my deep dark secrets
and even because I'm getting older so now I have
like weirder new deep dark weird fucking things
I want to try and if I tell him he's like Okay,
you try it. We'll do it. So for me Like to get
like if I was in the dating world right now like
when I say I would be a hoe for sure for show
is because I know now like I know what I like
I know what I want I know what I like like that's
the park about dating an older woman I guess
I don't know I don't date older women I don't
date anybody I date my husband when my fur fucking
babies let me cock -blocking motherfuckers but
anyways I already know what I like as I've had
all those experiences like I'm not I'm not coming
out of a bad Like break up where I had to be
somebody who I wasn't in this that and the other
I am like free bird spirit so for me it would
be It would be amazing like the world would be
my oyster Like and if I didn't like it be like
check. Bye. See you Bye, you don't like you no
more Yeah, i'm not even kidding you like like
if I have anything ever happened to my husband
and I literally had to go out in the dating world
Yeah, I would just and Men would be mad at me
you guys would be so mad at me because if you
weren't touching it and flicking it and being
in it and whatever The way I wanted I'd be like
we're done here move on But that would be it
like I can't even imagine like some of you are
out there like dating Because you want you want
to find love and I that's I mean that is beautiful
and I love it But I couldn't do it. I couldn't
do it. Oh Have been blessed and I found my one
true love in life And I couldn't excuse me. I
could not I couldn't I can go back. I Couldn't
do it. Mm -hmm. No Mm -hmm. That was a lot. I
mean, I'm a 19 years in so like training that
is a lot I've yeah couldn't do it. Nope not happening
but like my thing is is like I listen to these
stories and like I even guys like you guys like
Bitches are crazy crazy I have guys that come
into the shop that are single and I just talk
to them like I've known them They've been our
customers for years. So like I know them and
I'm asking them questions and talking to them
and whatnot and they tell me these stories about
these girls that they went out with and I'm like
Dude, that's not real life. And they're like,
oh no that crazy bitch that crazy shit happened
and I'm like, oh So sorry, and they're like,
no, it's not normal, but it's like what happened
What happened to the dating world? Back in the
day, it was like, meet somebody. You know what
it is? Because we have social media. Because
nobody knows what it's like to actually have
to work at it. You just go, that one's good,
check. It's like Instacart, Instadate. That's
what it is. Instacheck, Instahooka, Instapussy.
That's what it is. It's crazy. They were telling
me about You can select I can go on tinder and
you just swipe swipe swipe. I'm like you just
But you don't know if that person's real Like
well they have to be they're on they're on here
and I'm like Mmm, that's what we're basing this
on. Oh I Couldn't do it couldn't do it. I would
peel out burn out done not happening. So So my
biggest thing is though, is as we move on into
this next chapter and we talk about it, it's
really chaotic being a mother and being everything.
And I've said this so many times, so I'm not
going to preach, you know, beat the dead horse,
but it's tough to do the dating world thing.
But it's also tough to do it as... Married couples
because as a married couple, you know, you're
a sure thing You don't have to work hard at it.
Like your husband loves you for who you are You
love your man for who he is and you're just like
let's get in it to win it, you know, but you're
not You don't have to doll yourself up to go
out you don't have to worry about this, you know
Because like you have that sense of security
so it's different because it's like it's almost
like casual dating Which is kind of fucked up
but it is it's like casual when you're married
you're like casually dating and you go from like
this hot steamy whatever to then you have kids
and those little fuckers take over and then you
have responsibilities and then you have this
and then you have that and it's just like the
domino effect but the thing is that i have learned
is you can always have hot and steamy if you
just don't forget who you fell in love with and
to be honest with your partner and like from
like That's like for me like I was actually like
I was talking to my girl alex and then i'm like
girl I don't I don't know how you can do it and
she goes well I have to and because I I wasn't
at that point like I didn't I wasn't there, but
we'll talk to her We'll talk to her next week.
That's going to be amazing but Like dating is
just so chaotic like i'm trying to have Like
when you're married it's it's hilarious because
when you're married Your husband's like She's
being nice to me. What does she want? I? Don't
want anything. I just wanted you to hold me like
I've gotten in bed, and I'm like he's like oh,
okay, like I'm not I'm so tired, and I know he's
like I'm tired, but I'm like I just want you
to hold me and he's like What there's no expectations
no just hold me it's all I wanted I just wanted
to spoon with you oh Okay But it always leads
because he can't be he can't be touching this
And not want to poke it. It's just he has to
poke the bear just saying I mean and in marriage
like I'm sorry I'm the bear and he pokes the
bear all the time and it's fine by me It calms
me down after a while but what I Really want
to talk about though later is on is like I really
want to hear I don't want to talk about it I
want to hear about it Correction. I want to hear
about it. I want to hear all about your woes
I want to hear about all your crazy dating things
even even you're dating like trying to hook up
as a married couple like you Maybe you're trying
to hook up with somebody else as a married couple
and you're going out in the lifestyle world and
you're trying to date like couple date or maybe
you're trying to because that's fucking hard
too like couple dating is hard you go out with
all these expectations and then you look at each
other you're like this is so much work or you're
like oh you end up just chatting with your friends
instead and then there's no hookup and you're
just like and then later you sit there and you
look at all of you guys look at each other like
we're really bad swingers like we didn't we didn't
even hook up but like You feel better though.
You feel like you had that connection and like
that missing link that you needed. But anyways,
I want to hear all about it. I want to hear all
about it. I want you to tell me all your like
crazy date stuff. I don't even care what it is.
Like I don't care if it's married dating. I don't
care if it's Couple dating I don't care if it's
open marriage dating. I think who gives a fuck
I don't care if it's single like a Pringle dating
I want to hear about it like DME drop me them
Maybe you can get me some of them before Alex
comes on next week so that we can yap about that
and I'll ask her if she's ever had any crazy
shit Like like whatever you guys send me But
I just want you guys to know like I'm here for
you. I hear you. I understand I literally want
to call my, I work with my husband and I want
to call him and be like, come by, meet me here
and just fuck the shit out of me and leave. But
we were like, he's going here and I'm going there
and this is going this way and that's going that
way. And it's just, oh, the whole dynamic is
just cray cray. And then always like, my kids
are always following me, saying like, why aren't
you at the park at night? Well, I ain't seeing
the fucking ducks. Not happening. or like I was
at the new hookup place, I guess, for teens recently
and my kids are older so they drove by and they're
like, ew, mom and dad are at Burgess and I got
home and they're like, disgusting, the two of
you ought to be ashamed and I was like, who is
you? And they're like, we drove by and saw your
car at Burgess and I'm like, well then don't
turn your head, I don't know what to tell you.
I still love your daddy, and your daddy still
loves me. And they're like, you're gross. Do
you know what happens at Burgess' mom? And I'm
like, well, based on what your dad and I just
did, yes, I do know what happens. Ew! Oh! Mom,
that's so gross. Like, that's the stuff I get.
It's hilarious. But it's like, yo, if you're
going to be creepers and you guys are going to
follow me, this is what you get. You get it.
That's what you get. Mm -hmm. Not my fault. It's
not my fault. So with that being said, I am going
to shut the car off right there and let you guys
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