WEBVTT 00:00:04.750 --> 00:00:07.929 Welcome back to a hot red mess. I'm Angie and 00:00:07.929 --> 00:00:13.070 okay Listen, I have tried to be sexy and all 00:00:13.070 --> 00:00:15.529 this fun stuff and bringing all this Jim Jam 00:00:15.529 --> 00:00:20.149 to the bedroom and everything but like It's it's 00:00:20.149 --> 00:00:23.870 tiring and then I have my little paw patrollers 00:00:23.870 --> 00:00:27.250 that are in my bed and they're annoying as fuck 00:00:27.250 --> 00:00:31.050 Or cock blockers. I should say for cock blockers. 00:00:31.050 --> 00:00:33.710 My paw patrollers are not actual kids. They're 00:00:33.740 --> 00:00:36.719 dogs just for all of you tuning in here. I have 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:39.320 two beautiful Vishlas but I just want you to 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:44.039 know they're my ride or die but they weren't 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:49.679 lying when they said uh Vishlas are Velcro dogs 00:00:49.679 --> 00:00:54.719 because literally these two are in my bed 24 00:00:54.719 --> 00:00:58.109 -7 at night it's really annoying because all 00:00:58.109 --> 00:01:00.350 I want to do is just snuggle up next to my husband 00:01:00.350 --> 00:01:05.090 and Like be sexy or just cuddle or whatever it 00:01:05.090 --> 00:01:07.209 is or after a date night You just want to go 00:01:07.209 --> 00:01:10.650 home and be wrapped in his arms because let me 00:01:10.650 --> 00:01:15.870 tell you my husband. Mmm girl He's got good arms 00:01:15.870 --> 00:01:18.310 It's one of the best things about him. He's got 00:01:18.310 --> 00:01:21.189 those nice shoulders. You just grab on to oh 00:01:21.189 --> 00:01:24.750 amazing But you guys have to tell me like I know 00:01:24.750 --> 00:01:26.730 there's somebody else out there that has definitely 00:01:26.730 --> 00:01:29.390 been like putting on the lingerie and been like 00:01:29.390 --> 00:01:32.750 What the fuck how to fuck? Oh fuck this because 00:01:32.750 --> 00:01:36.569 let me tell you I Have now for three nights tried 00:01:36.569 --> 00:01:38.609 to put lingerie on and just like have it in bed, 00:01:38.609 --> 00:01:45.730 but I have this weird like rope thing No ain't 00:01:45.730 --> 00:01:48.599 happening That is like I'm gonna end up tied 00:01:48.599 --> 00:01:51.799 up strapped down fucking locked in not even know 00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:54.439 what the hell is going on type deal I'm gonna 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:57.920 have to call for help instead of being sexy I'm 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:01.340 gonna be tied up and all fucked up and he's gonna 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:03.159 have like I'm gonna have one titty over here 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:06.060 and one's like dragged down there because that's 00:02:06.060 --> 00:02:07.840 where they're all gonna get stuck and then Jones 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:10.500 he's gonna get mad at me aka booby doctor because 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:13.719 everything's gonna be fucked up So we don't do 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:16.840 that We have to wait for husband But then again 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:19.699 like then it's not sexy now because now he can't 00:02:19.699 --> 00:02:22.000 like come home and be like, oh what's under the 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:25.120 sheets? Like it's not a thing now So I can't 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:27.520 be the only one out there like everybody's like 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.479 I have my lingerie with my husband But let me 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:31.319 tell you something some of that lingerie that 00:02:31.319 --> 00:02:34.620 kinky lingerie is fucking tricky. It's tricky 00:02:34.830 --> 00:02:37.030 And then you put it in the washing machine and 00:02:37.030 --> 00:02:40.349 I forgot and just it got like this big It like 00:02:40.349 --> 00:02:42.990 like literally could fit in my hand and what 00:02:42.990 --> 00:02:45.569 did I do? I I threw it in the dryer Then I went 00:02:45.569 --> 00:02:47.949 to put it on later and I was like, ah, fuck. 00:02:47.949 --> 00:02:50.789 Here we go Trainwrecking app happening right 00:02:50.789 --> 00:02:54.129 now, but I know I'm not the only one out there. 00:02:54.849 --> 00:02:57.770 Okay? DM me because I know y 'all have the same 00:02:57.770 --> 00:03:02.930 problem that I have You know you do I'm just 00:03:02.930 --> 00:03:05.020 saying it out loud but then there's that other 00:03:05.020 --> 00:03:09.180 part where you're like oh oh i could just go 00:03:09.180 --> 00:03:11.400 to bed naked now i sleep naked all the time so 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:13.520 it's not like a big deal for me i love being 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:16.460 naked i came in this world naked i'm going out 00:03:16.460 --> 00:03:19.379 of this world naked i'm just saying ladies and 00:03:19.379 --> 00:03:22.099 gents anybody comes to my funeral tits will be 00:03:22.099 --> 00:03:25.740 propped i'll be sitting like this giving it to 00:03:25.740 --> 00:03:30.120 god naked because that man let me come in naked 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:35.150 i'm going to him naked that's how it goes but 00:03:35.150 --> 00:03:39.150 like So I wear ha date like date night. I call 00:03:39.150 --> 00:03:40.370 my husband. What are you? What are you doing 00:03:40.370 --> 00:03:43.770 tonight? You want to hang out like Dude, I'm 00:03:43.770 --> 00:03:45.710 calling you to like hang out not because I want 00:03:45.710 --> 00:03:48.590 to talk to you like I want to like I want to 00:03:48.590 --> 00:03:53.050 do dirty things like I Don't I am NOT that wife 00:03:53.050 --> 00:03:55.370 that wants to sit there and like do you want 00:03:55.370 --> 00:03:59.889 to talk? You know, like we just go talk no like 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:01.939 what are you doing tonight you want to hang out 00:04:01.939 --> 00:04:07.259 no yes yes yes hang out means hang out with me 00:04:07.259 --> 00:04:10.080 you know because i speak in code sometimes because 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:12.379 my daughter or somebody's hanging over my shoulder 00:04:12.379 --> 00:04:16.279 which is kind of funny because my oldest one 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:17.939 day was like what are you doing i'm i can go 00:04:17.939 --> 00:04:20.439 on a cuddle with dad oh that's nice and he comes 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:24.100 in my bedroom and i'm like by the way i just 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:29.120 want you know dad was like in it He was in it 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:33.199 at that particular time. And I was like, hey, 00:04:33.300 --> 00:04:35.759 what's up, buddy? And by the way, you want to 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:40.100 see a man be fucking aerobic? King? Have your 00:04:40.100 --> 00:04:42.160 kids walk in the bedroom while he's on top in 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:45.600 it. It's like holding your mother. What do you 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:49.680 want? I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's hilarious. 00:04:50.660 --> 00:04:54.500 But my son was like, what are you? Oh, I want 00:04:54.500 --> 00:04:58.349 to talk to you. Please don't talk to us. We're 00:04:58.349 --> 00:05:01.629 cuddling But now he's older so when I say to 00:05:01.629 --> 00:05:03.589 him like he's kind of figured it out over the 00:05:03.589 --> 00:05:07.350 years that cuddling means fucking So now I go 00:05:07.350 --> 00:05:08.949 listen if you don't get the fuck out I'm gonna 00:05:08.949 --> 00:05:10.569 cuddle your dad right in front of you and he's 00:05:10.569 --> 00:05:13.709 like ah And I'm like well you're an adult now 00:05:13.709 --> 00:05:16.829 so I can say that fuck out It's one of those 00:05:16.829 --> 00:05:19.250 perks when you get older children out of adults 00:05:19.250 --> 00:05:24.600 It's um I call it house security when there's 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:26.959 no filters because then it's like a guarantee 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:28.720 they don't want to live here forever because 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.980 they're like oh fuck there goes mom again up 00:05:30.980 --> 00:05:33.079 there goes mom again why is mom walking around 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:35.839 or then you have my daughter who's like hey baby 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:39.920 girl you're looking good in that and i'm like 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:42.740 i'm like walking through my bedroom can you do 00:05:42.740 --> 00:05:46.259 you mind i just wanted to see what you was doing 00:05:46.259 --> 00:05:51.810 what am i doing just wearing a Nice now now it's 00:05:51.810 --> 00:05:53.730 the moods ruined. I now have to put a fucking 00:05:53.730 --> 00:05:56.449 bathrobe on I gotta reassituate everything and 00:05:56.449 --> 00:06:00.209 you just ruined it ruined it you ruined the date 00:06:00.209 --> 00:06:02.550 night Trying to go have a date night with your 00:06:02.550 --> 00:06:04.589 dad. She's like, oh, but the girl why you dressed 00:06:04.589 --> 00:06:07.930 like that with deep night and I'm like Cuz the 00:06:07.930 --> 00:06:12.610 dude is don't like go get out And this is my 00:06:12.610 --> 00:06:15.290 youngest who's just like bye have fun. Just leave 00:06:15.290 --> 00:06:18.870 me some food We ain't even going away we're just 00:06:18.870 --> 00:06:24.660 going to bed He doesn't care But I'm I know that 00:06:24.660 --> 00:06:26.660 like there are some of you out there that are 00:06:26.660 --> 00:06:28.300 like, oh my god, how do you do it? How do you 00:06:28.300 --> 00:06:29.720 keep the spark? How do you do this? How do you 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:32.980 do that? And you really like there's no rhyme 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:36.800 to reason to it. You just do you just figure 00:06:36.800 --> 00:06:39.879 it the fuck out like when your husband Because 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:41.879 like so now I'm getting older like my sex drive 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:44.480 is getting higher like I'm I've always been like 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:47.839 a crazy sex fiend as it is If you guys haven't 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:50.500 understood or saw that But like the older I'm 00:06:50.500 --> 00:06:55.839 getting it's like I Feel like I'm actually mentally 00:06:55.839 --> 00:06:59.980 in my mind my husband is a piece of meat like 00:06:59.980 --> 00:07:03.240 he's like a porterhouse steak and like when he 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:14.220 walks by me, I'm like But he's like Grumpy and 00:07:14.220 --> 00:07:16.079 wants to go to bed and it's like I'm fucking 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:20.639 tired. I'm like Man, you really know how to kill 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.500 a fucking steak, bro. You just put ketchup on 00:07:23.500 --> 00:07:25.920 that porterhouse. That's what you just did. You 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:27.819 took your whole porterhouse, and you put fucking 00:07:27.819 --> 00:07:29.959 ketchup on it. In case you're wondering, my husband 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:32.339 likes ketchup on his steak. It's awful. We've 00:07:32.339 --> 00:07:34.500 been in restaurants where this dude has literally 00:07:34.500 --> 00:07:40.839 had a $300 piece of fucking steak. A giant T 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:44.180 -bone fucking what? Big fucking tomahawk. I think 00:07:44.180 --> 00:07:47.600 it's a tomahawk. That's what it is. And... He's 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:51.240 like do you have ketchup? I'm like What what 00:07:51.240 --> 00:08:00.279 what I like I like ketchup on my steak I Can't 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:06.100 I can't He does I can't I'm like, can we get 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:10.360 it rare? I want it still mooing and while you're 00:08:10.360 --> 00:08:12.439 at it, don't bring me any shit to go with it 00:08:12.439 --> 00:08:14.939 Just I'm not if it's good steak. You just mock 00:08:14.939 --> 00:08:18.180 that shit down. That's how it goes Yeah, he puts 00:08:18.180 --> 00:08:20.959 ketchup on it. So while I'm sitting here imagining 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:24.160 this man as this piece of meat because I'm in 00:08:24.160 --> 00:08:29.600 this like Weird crazy fucking next bizarre sex 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:36.620 fucking world of my life He's like Just go with 00:08:36.620 --> 00:08:39.740 it, bro Like if you were 20 years old again and 00:08:39.740 --> 00:08:42.879 somebody like he could be a 20 year old but like 00:08:42.879 --> 00:08:46.720 old guy with a young wife that like he doesn't 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:48.659 even have to work at it and then i think you 00:08:48.659 --> 00:08:49.919 know what i think that you know what i think 00:08:49.919 --> 00:08:51.440 i just hit the nail on the head he doesn't have 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:54.440 to work at it i'm a sure thing buddy i'm a sure 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:57.820 thing that's the problem it's because i'm a sure 00:08:57.820 --> 00:09:02.000 thing maybe i should play hard to get putting 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:05.740 that in the memory thought box but anyways so 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:10.460 Coming up next week. I'm actually gonna be interviewing 00:09:10.460 --> 00:09:12.899 one of my beautiful friends who will be kind 00:09:12.899 --> 00:09:14.759 of coming on here and they had a host We're gonna 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:18.279 feel it out. See how she likes it Because I think 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:21.799 this is just funner with two but I will still 00:09:21.799 --> 00:09:25.159 be your Main host of hot rod mass because they 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:26.879 am the hot red mess diva. I'm just gonna bring 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:30.000 on another little diva with me Some of you may 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:32.059 have seen some of my sparkly cups that I have 00:09:32.059 --> 00:09:35.899 she's made them. She's a badass but she recently 00:09:35.899 --> 00:09:41.139 became a single mom and She had done with her 00:09:41.139 --> 00:09:44.919 marriage and move forward and whatever but she 00:09:44.919 --> 00:09:49.059 sent me she shared with me some wild shit about 00:09:49.059 --> 00:09:51.620 dating and like this whole episodes about like 00:09:51.620 --> 00:09:54.100 dating and like How do you get into the sexy? 00:09:54.259 --> 00:09:56.059 How do you get into like how do you get into 00:09:56.059 --> 00:10:03.600 all of it? and it's crazy because My sister -in 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:05.159 -law is beeping in right now and I ain't answering 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:06.980 it because the last person that disturbed me 00:10:06.980 --> 00:10:09.200 I couldn't fucking finish the thing. So here 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:15.159 we are, but anyways She is amazing and I already 00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:18.799 told you guys this earlier How amazing she is? 00:10:18.940 --> 00:10:21.340 So I just want you guys to know that Alex will 00:10:21.340 --> 00:10:23.720 be on it's gonna be called dating with Alex and 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:29.679 by the way She's single like a pringle and she's 00:10:29.679 --> 00:10:34.190 banging. I mean Gorgeous. She is fuck me. I like 00:10:34.190 --> 00:10:36.629 you can't even like I'm literally soliciting 00:10:36.629 --> 00:10:41.250 her right now. I'm sorry I'm not soliciting you 00:10:41.250 --> 00:10:44.509 But she's she's stunning. She's stunning and 00:10:44.509 --> 00:10:46.450 she's wild and she's just great. She's a great 00:10:46.450 --> 00:10:52.460 human but dating wildly How many people out there 00:10:52.460 --> 00:10:54.299 right now are like back into the dating world 00:10:54.299 --> 00:10:58.000 like oh I couldn't even imagine If I had to go 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:00.460 in the dating world like right now in my life, 00:11:00.460 --> 00:11:04.679 I would be a hoe mm -hmm I'd be a hoe for show 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:08.500 and the reason why is like my sex drive is through 00:11:08.500 --> 00:11:14.000 the fucking roof and like my husband is my ride 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:18.220 or die and like I've been able I've been blessed 00:11:18.220 --> 00:11:23.750 and I have been able to literally do what ever 00:11:23.750 --> 00:11:27.990 I want as far as my sexuality goes and experience 00:11:27.990 --> 00:11:31.990 things and Fantasies and whatever with my husband 00:11:31.990 --> 00:11:34.730 I mean and which is amazing because most people 00:11:34.730 --> 00:11:36.610 can't they all have to be like very secretive 00:11:36.610 --> 00:11:38.809 and like Oh, I would really like this, but oh 00:11:38.809 --> 00:11:41.409 my god. I can't let him know that No, not me. 00:11:41.929 --> 00:11:44.490 No, he knows he knows all my deep dark secrets 00:11:44.490 --> 00:11:46.590 and even because I'm getting older so now I have 00:11:46.590 --> 00:11:49.629 like weirder new deep dark weird fucking things 00:11:49.629 --> 00:11:53.809 I want to try and if I tell him he's like Okay, 00:11:54.269 --> 00:12:00.549 you try it. We'll do it. So for me Like to get 00:12:00.549 --> 00:12:03.730 like if I was in the dating world right now like 00:12:03.730 --> 00:12:07.210 when I say I would be a hoe for sure for show 00:12:07.210 --> 00:12:13.850 is because I know now like I know what I like 00:12:13.850 --> 00:12:17.549 I know what I want I know what I like like that's 00:12:17.549 --> 00:12:19.429 the park about dating an older woman I guess 00:12:19.429 --> 00:12:22.090 I don't know I don't date older women I don't 00:12:22.090 --> 00:12:25.129 date anybody I date my husband when my fur fucking 00:12:25.129 --> 00:12:28.529 babies let me cock -blocking motherfuckers but 00:12:28.529 --> 00:12:33.909 anyways I already know what I like as I've had 00:12:33.909 --> 00:12:36.750 all those experiences like I'm not I'm not coming 00:12:36.750 --> 00:12:39.440 out of a bad Like break up where I had to be 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:41.539 somebody who I wasn't in this that and the other 00:12:41.539 --> 00:12:46.720 I am like free bird spirit so for me it would 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:50.299 be It would be amazing like the world would be 00:12:50.299 --> 00:12:53.940 my oyster Like and if I didn't like it be like 00:12:53.940 --> 00:12:57.539 check. Bye. See you Bye, you don't like you no 00:12:57.539 --> 00:13:00.480 more Yeah, i'm not even kidding you like like 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:02.440 if I have anything ever happened to my husband 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:04.899 and I literally had to go out in the dating world 00:13:05.690 --> 00:13:09.289 Yeah, I would just and Men would be mad at me 00:13:09.289 --> 00:13:11.129 you guys would be so mad at me because if you 00:13:11.129 --> 00:13:12.669 weren't touching it and flicking it and being 00:13:12.669 --> 00:13:15.330 in it and whatever The way I wanted I'd be like 00:13:15.330 --> 00:13:20.990 we're done here move on But that would be it 00:13:20.990 --> 00:13:22.950 like I can't even imagine like some of you are 00:13:22.950 --> 00:13:25.690 out there like dating Because you want you want 00:13:25.690 --> 00:13:28.710 to find love and I that's I mean that is beautiful 00:13:28.710 --> 00:13:33.309 and I love it But I couldn't do it. I couldn't 00:13:33.309 --> 00:13:38.120 do it. Oh Have been blessed and I found my one 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:41.940 true love in life And I couldn't excuse me. I 00:13:41.940 --> 00:13:44.940 could not I couldn't I can go back. I Couldn't 00:13:44.940 --> 00:13:48.779 do it. Mm -hmm. No Mm -hmm. That was a lot. I 00:13:48.779 --> 00:13:51.059 mean, I'm a 19 years in so like training that 00:13:51.059 --> 00:13:55.279 is a lot I've yeah couldn't do it. Nope not happening 00:13:55.279 --> 00:13:58.539 but like my thing is is like I listen to these 00:13:58.539 --> 00:14:01.480 stories and like I even guys like you guys like 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:05.820 Bitches are crazy crazy I have guys that come 00:14:05.820 --> 00:14:07.580 into the shop that are single and I just talk 00:14:07.580 --> 00:14:09.000 to them like I've known them They've been our 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:10.659 customers for years. So like I know them and 00:14:10.659 --> 00:14:12.259 I'm asking them questions and talking to them 00:14:12.259 --> 00:14:15.620 and whatnot and they tell me these stories about 00:14:15.620 --> 00:14:18.820 these girls that they went out with and I'm like 00:14:18.820 --> 00:14:20.919 Dude, that's not real life. And they're like, 00:14:20.980 --> 00:14:23.799 oh no that crazy bitch that crazy shit happened 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:29.279 and I'm like, oh So sorry, and they're like, 00:14:29.379 --> 00:14:32.279 no, it's not normal, but it's like what happened 00:14:32.490 --> 00:14:34.490 What happened to the dating world? Back in the 00:14:34.490 --> 00:14:38.330 day, it was like, meet somebody. You know what 00:14:38.330 --> 00:14:41.750 it is? Because we have social media. Because 00:14:41.750 --> 00:14:43.850 nobody knows what it's like to actually have 00:14:43.850 --> 00:14:46.789 to work at it. You just go, that one's good, 00:14:46.950 --> 00:14:51.490 check. It's like Instacart, Instadate. That's 00:14:51.490 --> 00:14:55.710 what it is. Instacheck, Instahooka, Instapussy. 00:14:55.950 --> 00:14:59.509 That's what it is. It's crazy. They were telling 00:14:59.509 --> 00:15:04.250 me about You can select I can go on tinder and 00:15:04.250 --> 00:15:07.809 you just swipe swipe swipe. I'm like you just 00:15:07.809 --> 00:15:12.029 But you don't know if that person's real Like 00:15:12.029 --> 00:15:14.029 well they have to be they're on they're on here 00:15:14.029 --> 00:15:17.210 and I'm like Mmm, that's what we're basing this 00:15:17.210 --> 00:15:23.509 on. Oh I Couldn't do it couldn't do it. I would 00:15:23.509 --> 00:15:27.799 peel out burn out done not happening. So So my 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:31.299 biggest thing is though, is as we move on into 00:15:31.299 --> 00:15:35.179 this next chapter and we talk about it, it's 00:15:35.179 --> 00:15:38.139 really chaotic being a mother and being everything. 00:15:38.179 --> 00:15:40.460 And I've said this so many times, so I'm not 00:15:40.460 --> 00:15:41.899 going to preach, you know, beat the dead horse, 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:46.899 but it's tough to do the dating world thing. 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:51.269 But it's also tough to do it as... Married couples 00:15:51.269 --> 00:15:53.389 because as a married couple, you know, you're 00:15:53.389 --> 00:15:55.649 a sure thing You don't have to work hard at it. 00:15:55.769 --> 00:15:57.830 Like your husband loves you for who you are You 00:15:57.830 --> 00:15:59.830 love your man for who he is and you're just like 00:15:59.830 --> 00:16:03.450 let's get in it to win it, you know, but you're 00:16:03.450 --> 00:16:08.909 not You don't have to doll yourself up to go 00:16:08.909 --> 00:16:10.789 out you don't have to worry about this, you know 00:16:10.789 --> 00:16:13.490 Because like you have that sense of security 00:16:13.490 --> 00:16:16.210 so it's different because it's like it's almost 00:16:16.210 --> 00:16:19.070 like casual dating Which is kind of fucked up 00:16:19.019 --> 00:16:20.940 but it is it's like casual when you're married 00:16:20.940 --> 00:16:24.080 you're like casually dating and you go from like 00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:28.240 this hot steamy whatever to then you have kids 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:31.559 and those little fuckers take over and then you 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:33.460 have responsibilities and then you have this 00:16:33.460 --> 00:16:35.519 and then you have that and it's just like the 00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:39.159 domino effect but the thing is that i have learned 00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:41.639 is you can always have hot and steamy if you 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:45.000 just don't forget who you fell in love with and 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:47.500 to be honest with your partner and like from 00:16:47.500 --> 00:16:50.000 like That's like for me like I was actually like 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:52.000 I was talking to my girl alex and then i'm like 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:53.399 girl I don't I don't know how you can do it and 00:16:53.399 --> 00:16:57.879 she goes well I have to and because I I wasn't 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:00.899 at that point like I didn't I wasn't there, but 00:17:00.899 --> 00:17:03.799 we'll talk to her We'll talk to her next week. 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:08.400 That's going to be amazing but Like dating is 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:13.019 just so chaotic like i'm trying to have Like 00:17:13.019 --> 00:17:15.259 when you're married it's it's hilarious because 00:17:15.259 --> 00:17:19.220 when you're married Your husband's like She's 00:17:19.220 --> 00:17:21.859 being nice to me. What does she want? I? Don't 00:17:21.859 --> 00:17:24.359 want anything. I just wanted you to hold me like 00:17:24.359 --> 00:17:27.160 I've gotten in bed, and I'm like he's like oh, 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:30.099 okay, like I'm not I'm so tired, and I know he's 00:17:30.099 --> 00:17:32.920 like I'm tired, but I'm like I just want you 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:38.200 to hold me and he's like What there's no expectations 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.720 no just hold me it's all I wanted I just wanted 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:48.519 to spoon with you oh Okay But it always leads 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:51.740 because he can't be he can't be touching this 00:17:51.740 --> 00:17:56.200 And not want to poke it. It's just he has to 00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:59.900 poke the bear just saying I mean and in marriage 00:17:59.900 --> 00:18:02.339 like I'm sorry I'm the bear and he pokes the 00:18:02.339 --> 00:18:06.900 bear all the time and it's fine by me It calms 00:18:06.900 --> 00:18:11.930 me down after a while but what I Really want 00:18:11.930 --> 00:18:14.930 to talk about though later is on is like I really 00:18:14.930 --> 00:18:16.869 want to hear I don't want to talk about it I 00:18:16.869 --> 00:18:19.269 want to hear about it Correction. I want to hear 00:18:19.269 --> 00:18:21.250 about it. I want to hear all about your woes 00:18:21.250 --> 00:18:23.150 I want to hear about all your crazy dating things 00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:26.089 even even you're dating like trying to hook up 00:18:26.089 --> 00:18:28.609 as a married couple like you Maybe you're trying 00:18:28.609 --> 00:18:30.329 to hook up with somebody else as a married couple 00:18:30.329 --> 00:18:32.630 and you're going out in the lifestyle world and 00:18:32.630 --> 00:18:35.549 you're trying to date like couple date or maybe 00:18:35.549 --> 00:18:37.390 you're trying to because that's fucking hard 00:18:37.390 --> 00:18:40.089 too like couple dating is hard you go out with 00:18:40.089 --> 00:18:42.609 all these expectations and then you look at each 00:18:42.609 --> 00:18:46.849 other you're like this is so much work or you're 00:18:46.849 --> 00:18:49.730 like oh you end up just chatting with your friends 00:18:49.730 --> 00:18:51.569 instead and then there's no hookup and you're 00:18:51.569 --> 00:18:53.650 just like and then later you sit there and you 00:18:53.650 --> 00:18:55.509 look at all of you guys look at each other like 00:18:55.509 --> 00:18:59.210 we're really bad swingers like we didn't we didn't 00:18:59.210 --> 00:19:02.819 even hook up but like You feel better though. 00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:04.700 You feel like you had that connection and like 00:19:04.700 --> 00:19:07.099 that missing link that you needed. But anyways, 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:09.859 I want to hear all about it. I want to hear all 00:19:09.859 --> 00:19:14.240 about it. I want you to tell me all your like 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:17.119 crazy date stuff. I don't even care what it is. 00:19:17.140 --> 00:19:19.500 Like I don't care if it's married dating. I don't 00:19:19.500 --> 00:19:23.130 care if it's Couple dating I don't care if it's 00:19:23.130 --> 00:19:26.089 open marriage dating. I think who gives a fuck 00:19:26.089 --> 00:19:28.029 I don't care if it's single like a Pringle dating 00:19:28.029 --> 00:19:30.410 I want to hear about it like DME drop me them 00:19:30.410 --> 00:19:33.109 Maybe you can get me some of them before Alex 00:19:33.109 --> 00:19:35.769 comes on next week so that we can yap about that 00:19:35.769 --> 00:19:37.690 and I'll ask her if she's ever had any crazy 00:19:37.690 --> 00:19:42.430 shit Like like whatever you guys send me But 00:19:42.430 --> 00:19:45.609 I just want you guys to know like I'm here for 00:19:45.609 --> 00:19:49.920 you. I hear you. I understand I literally want 00:19:49.920 --> 00:19:51.759 to call my, I work with my husband and I want 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:54.759 to call him and be like, come by, meet me here 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:57.519 and just fuck the shit out of me and leave. But 00:19:57.519 --> 00:20:00.160 we were like, he's going here and I'm going there 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:01.640 and this is going this way and that's going that 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:05.180 way. And it's just, oh, the whole dynamic is 00:20:05.180 --> 00:20:07.619 just cray cray. And then always like, my kids 00:20:07.619 --> 00:20:09.019 are always following me, saying like, why aren't 00:20:09.019 --> 00:20:13.900 you at the park at night? Well, I ain't seeing 00:20:13.900 --> 00:20:19.279 the fucking ducks. Not happening. or like I was 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:22.819 at the new hookup place, I guess, for teens recently 00:20:22.819 --> 00:20:26.819 and my kids are older so they drove by and they're 00:20:26.819 --> 00:20:32.279 like, ew, mom and dad are at Burgess and I got 00:20:32.279 --> 00:20:36.000 home and they're like, disgusting, the two of 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:38.940 you ought to be ashamed and I was like, who is 00:20:38.940 --> 00:20:43.519 you? And they're like, we drove by and saw your 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:45.180 car at Burgess and I'm like, well then don't 00:20:45.180 --> 00:20:46.700 turn your head, I don't know what to tell you. 00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:49.519 I still love your daddy, and your daddy still 00:20:49.519 --> 00:20:52.920 loves me. And they're like, you're gross. Do 00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:54.720 you know what happens at Burgess' mom? And I'm 00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:56.759 like, well, based on what your dad and I just 00:20:56.759 --> 00:21:02.099 did, yes, I do know what happens. Ew! Oh! Mom, 00:21:02.099 --> 00:21:04.140 that's so gross. Like, that's the stuff I get. 00:21:04.140 --> 00:21:06.480 It's hilarious. But it's like, yo, if you're 00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:07.940 going to be creepers and you guys are going to 00:21:07.940 --> 00:21:10.640 follow me, this is what you get. You get it. 00:21:10.819 --> 00:21:15.059 That's what you get. Mm -hmm. Not my fault. 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