Welcome to Terra Deusa, episode 7, A Fight With Black, The Last Prophet.
This episode is mainly combat.
If you wish to skip to the end of combat, you will miss some funny moments.
But you can go to the timestamp, 58 minutes 38 seconds.
And let's get started.
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God damn it.
So as stated, we will be starting from the beginning of combat.
There's a few god motherfucking damn it.
There's a few things I forgot to mention.
So just double checking, we all made sure to take a long rest.
Yes?
Like before we started, we only took a short rest.
It's fine.
Just a long rest to get the hit points back to their maximum.
Just should be two clicks of a button if you're using D&D Beyond.
If not, that will be a little more complicated.
But I have the full faith in your abilities here.
Quick roll.
That's a natural 20.
Today is a good day.
It was a bonus day.
Anyways.
Were you saying stuff before?
Because I just couldn't hear you.
Can you hear me now?
I can hear you now.
That's why I left and rejoined.
All I was saying was that sometimes we have good days and bad days.
So if Vesper needs to call it at any point, they are okay to do so.
Just getting started on the recording.
That was pretty much it.
We are starting from the beginning of combat.
So please make sure you did take that long rest.
And let's just jump right into things as to not waste any more time.
We will start back again from when you guys exited the portal.
You stepped through the portal, looked around.
Jacques, Clara, and Gustav both ran off to do their respective tasks.
You heard Gustav fighting off.
What sounds like much more than a few people.
But as you do, you feel something watching you.
And first up in the turn order is Eos.
I mean, this is major deja vu.
Yeah.
Cool.
I will probably just do what I did the first time last time with just moving and then readying
an action.
Awesome.
Moving and readying an action to attack.
So that's lovely.
Vana, can you go ahead and give me an Arcana check?
First I'm going to see which does like me today.
Absolutely.
Fair.
Okay, that one rolled three, so no.
This is nicer than yesterday.
So I'm going to do this one.
Okay, that one doesn't like me.
Now we're doing the Arcana check.
That's a seven.
Seven.
Awesome.
There's definitely something magical going on in this room.
I will see you've already noticed the guy on the top.
You can see that there's a man, woman or other you can't tell.
They're much too far away to discern any real details from them.
There's someone sitting on top of the walls of the compound looking honestly pretty terrified
being that high up and you can tell that there's a spell that has been placed on their eyes,
but that is it.
That's not a good idea.
Awesome.
You take your turn.
Okay, so first things first.
Is Tikal with us?
Yes, Tikal is with us.
Hello.
Vanna is going to stay close to Tikal, trusting that Aros doesn't take care of themselves.
I can't think of pronouns.
You readying an action, hiding, disengaging.
Good question.
What is Tikal's AC?
My AC is 14.
Does anyone have an AC below 13?
No.
So then I don't need to worry about that.
Hold on.
What don't you need to worry about?
Don't worry.
Major armor.
I can't quickly figure that out.
Yeah, I knew what you were going for and I think about the same thing as well, but.
What can I do?
For now, Vanna is going to get a target ready.
Yep.
I can't wait in case anything happens, they can stab.
And can both of you make those attacks as you see a very like middle, well built muscular
man in a black robe with black hair and sort of pits for eyes appear up through smoke right
where Aros was standing.
What do we roll?
I forget.
Just roll to hit.
Not net 20.
Awesome.
That hits.
Roll damage.
Okay.
Ah, fuck.
If you're using the magical weapon, tell me which damage type you're using.
I'm using cold again, which I have to roll again, but I'm just doing damage right this
second.
Seven plus four and then cold is a D6.
Yes.
I mean, I'm going to assume an 11 doesn't hit.
That's a four.
11 does not hit.
So that's that plus so that is 15 damage in total.
And then I have to try to hit his AC again.
Yes.
Do I get the same pluses up as the bow or is it just like a flat roll?
Just a flat roll.
That's an eight.
So no, eight does not hit.
No.
Lovely.
Now it is his turn and he's going to take two swings at Vana.
Does a 19 hit?
Yes, it does.
And I'm going to go with a seven does not.
No, it doesn't.
Thankfully.
Beautiful.
Awesome curiosity.
Can you do like a vicious mockery without actually using a spell?
Is that like a thing?
I mean, you can just bully people.
Yeah.
Go ahead and take six points of bludgeoning damage.
You see black appear from a puff of smoke and with one foul like swoop of his bare hand,
he claws into your shoulder, dealing six points of damage.
And then with his bonus action, do you have any reaction spells or any abilities?
Yeah, you should do.
You should do shield.
That's a good one.
That is a good one.
Do you in theory have opportunity attack?
Unless that was already done.
Opportunity attacks are for when people enter and exit your threat range.
Well, he entered it.
He would need to exit it for you to get this exit it and be visible.
I should preface that because he is now going to use bonus action to disappear back into
a puff of smoke.
So he's leaving as well.
You cannot see him.
You do not know what you're hitting.
You can roll to hit for an opportunity attack, but you would be doing so with disadvantage.
I'll do it.
Go ahead.
What's the worst that can happen?
You miss.
That's a three.
That's a 16, so a three.
16 does not.
I assume a three doesn't hit.
A three does not hit.
And Tikal, that is your turn.
Howdy.
Okay.
So we can't see him.
We don't know where he is.
Yes.
If you want to take a wild shot in the dark, you will be first making a luck check and
then rolling with disadvantage.
I was going to ask if I could make a perception or investigation check to see if I could,
like if he's invisible, right?
He would still be making like imprints on the world.
He's not just air.
He's just not able to be seen.
So what can I make a perception check to like?
It would be investigation.
You are correct.
Do so with advantage.
Yay.
Okay.
Fuck.
Okay.
Investigation, you said?
Yep.
Okay.
That is a 16.
Awesome.
There is a suspicious lack of imprints.
There are no footprints on the ground at all.
The grass is not moving.
You can barely feel as if there was a person there at all.
What about hearing?
Absolutely nothing.
So he's just gone?
Well, you can hear things, of course.
Like if you're listening in, you can hear people breathing and it does sound like there
is a fifth person breathing here, but you cannot use that to pinpoint where they are.
Okay.
I'll give you that insight check for free though.
Thanks.
Not insight investigation check.
I mean, you can take an insight check for free, but I don't know what that's going to
do.
I don't know either.
Okay.
So then I am going to cast.
For Aros is like bow and arrow, it's the strength that you used for hitting, right?
No, long bows are dexterity.
Slay.
Also daggers are also dexterity.
Wonderful.
Okay.
Then I am going to cast enhance ability on Aros.
Wonderful.
This is a concentration spell, correct?
Yeah, up to an hour.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.
It means that when you get hit, you have to make a roll and depending on what that roll
is, the spell either maintains or fails.
Oh, okay.
So Aros now has advantage on dexterity checks, which includes rolling to hit and doesn't
take damage from falling 20 feet or less if not incapacitated.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
There you go.
Oh, it's a constitution second throw against the...
Anyways, wonderful.
And Aros, that is your turn once again.
I'm going to move back about 15 feet, so that's only half my movement, but I'm just going
to ready my attack again.
Move back as in backwards or back as in back from where you came from?
Like move away from Zana and to call 15 more feet.
Beautiful.
And ready another attack?
Yep.
Awesome.
Vana, that's your turn.
Okay.
So I can't see you black, can I?
No.
You can make an insight check to try and just have a very good guess at where they are,
but that is the best it will be.
Wait, sorry, repeat that?
If you would like, you can make an insight check to try and get really lucky and have
a great guess as to where they might be, but you would still be rolling to hit with disadvantage
and there is still a chance that that's just not where they are at all.
Do you guys have any like area attacks you can do?
Oh yes.
Yes, I do.
But are you sure you want to risk it?
You have Thunderwave.
But it was just a thought because I have an area thing that I can do now, but yeah.
Well you know what?
I have a general guess of where it is, right?
You can make one?
I also have a suggestion, but I'll wait.
It would cost a bonus action.
Yeah, I'll use my bonus action.
Arcana or Investigation.
Insight.
What do you want?
Either an insight or a luck check.
A luck check is just a flat d20 roll.
Do I want to test my luck?
My luck has been terrible with my dice, so.
Yeah.
I might change it so luck rolls gain your initiative bonus, but that might be an insight.
I'm using the digital dice now.
I got a 16 for insight.
Awesome.
Well, they showed up exactly where Eros was the last time they moved.
So logic dictates that since Eros moved again, they might be there again.
Or they could be back where they were and there's a decent chance they haven't moved
at all.
Firebolt.
Where?
Well let's see.
The radius.
Where's the radius?
Firebolt is a single attack spell.
It's not really an area of effect spell.
I'm looking for an AOE.
Is that what you're saying?
You could.
I'm saying that's an option.
If you use Firebolt.
I also have the Aghanian and the Scorcher.
Yep.
Oh, don't worry.
I used to say press the digitation the same way.
Huh?
Oh, the words.
Yeah.
In that case we'll do an Aghanian and a Scorcher.
Yep.
Which is a roaring flame 30 feet long, 5 feet wide emanating from me in any direction.
I'm going to simultaneously yell Eros dodge and cast.
Awesome.
At where Eros used to be, if it's 30 feet it won't hit them.
What is that?
Yeah Firebolt's back another 15 feet.
What is that on my end?
Next save.
Beautiful.
Woo, natural 20.
Damn it.
You got it.
Who gets advantage?
I'll give Tikal advantage.
Tikal's behind me.
Tikal's directly next to you.
Tikal's safe.
Tikal is next is what I'm saying.
Oh, fair enough.
Does a 12 save?
From the Scorcher?
Yes.
No.
Roll damage.
I'm 4d8.
That's 14 damage.
Beautiful.
You send out this flame and just as black is sort of coming in and puffing back in a
puff of smoke, it hits them clean in the side and they fall down to the floor.
They are not knocked prone.
I'm filing simultaneously, flip him off.
Absolutely.
They are not knocked prone.
It's fully committing to the bet.
100%.
They are not knocked prone, but Eros you can do that ready to attack now.
With a dent.
Yep.
So that's 16 plus 6 which is probably good enough.
24?
Yep.
No, 16 plus 6 is 22.
22.
Still hits.
Roll damage.
What damage type?
Still cold again.
Beautiful.
That's going to be 6 plus 4 so that's 10 damage and then to hit the 18 again, does an 18
hit?
18 does hit, yes.
Okay so now he is frozen?
Yes, and he needs to make a strength check equal to your spell safety to escape.
Oh yeah, I'm going to have to look at what that is.
Okay.
Awesome.
So you see Black get absolutely walloped this turn, 1, 2, 3, and as he's sort of gasping
on the floor, you see him float off of the ground about like not even 5 feet.
Just enough where he's not touching the ground.
He looks at the person at the wall, you see he begins to whisper something.
A sharp note, a very high screened note echoes throughout this room as he splits into three.
All 10 feet apart, all taking their turns next.
Does he just sort of like float in general?
Yes, he just sort of floats in general.
Can we see the guy on the wall?
Yeah.
One second here, I am getting up my things.
Beautiful.
And that was one of their turns, and they are going to, bonus action, go invisible again.
But the other two are still visible?
The other two are still visible and visibly ethereal.
What does that mean?
It means they're transparent.
They look sort of ghostly, but they still very much have physical form.
The next two are going to take their turns at the same time.
They both just have a 10 for initiative flat.
It sucks for you.
Normally it wouldn't, but you kind of rolled shit for initiative.
It happens.
One of them runs quickly behind Erdos, the other behind Tikal.
First, this attack is coming at you.
Nine hit?
No.
Awesome.
Erdos does a, oh, I'm so sorry, 19 hit.
Does self-reverb change that?
To an 18?
So it's, yeah.
Yep.
Awesome.
Go ahead and take, oh, I'm so sorry.
15 points of bludgeoning damage.
And the other one is going to take an extra attack at Tikal.
Bitch.
I'd like to formally apologize for the 23 I just rolled.
Uh-huh.
19 plus four.
You bitch.
Make a constitution check.
Check?
Saving throw.
And three points of bludgeoning damage.
Uh, that is a 11.
11 does not save.
Your concentration is ended.
Erdos, you no longer get advantage.
Tikal takes three whole points of damage.
Oh, shit.
And it is now your turn.
There is someone right behind you and someone in front of Erdos.
Okay, but I can't hit them, can I?
Because they're transparent.
Oh, no, you can hit them.
I can't hit them?
They are physically there, floating like a foot off the ground.
Okay.
Not even, like 17 whole centimeters.
How far away is the guy on the wall?
That guy?
Right there?
The guy on the wall?
About 400 feet away.
400?
I'm going to math check how much 400 feet is.
400 feet is like a football field.
Yeah.
Very, very far away.
Wait, no, I'm joking.
If they're 400 feet away, do they even, like, hit us?
No, they can't hit you at all.
There's nothing that has that sort of range.
Okay, they're about 120 feet away.
120.
120 feet away.
Okay, I can do that.
Okay, it's like...
Guys, they're not that important.
All they're doing is tracking your movements.
Well, no, because this guy has no magic, right?
Yes.
So in order for him to do that, someone else has to be doing it for him.
Well, he doesn't have no magic.
He's just not necessarily very magically powerful.
You already just said you were about to say, yes, I caught that.
And he whispered something to the guy on the wall.
Quite possibly.
Just before he split.
So the guy on the wall is the one doing it.
Quite possibly.
So you can either confirm nor deny this.
Yeah, but your little smile of defeat is telling me otherwise.
Okay, that's not fair.
Give me an insight check to see if you know this in-game.
Can I not just decipher that with my own brain?
I have a 12 in intelligence.
No, you can't.
Insight check.
With advantage.
Fuck you.
Okay, that's a 10.
That's an 8.
Awesome.
10 is good enough though.
Yeah.
I'm right?
Yes.
Yeah, I know I'm right.
You're not perfectly right, but like for all intents and purposes, if you played this way,
it would be more effective.
If I played what way?
If you played with the assumption that that person up there is the one allowing him to
do this, you would gain benefit.
I would gain benefit.
You said 400 feet, right?
120.
120 feet.
Closer to 200, but we'll say 120 for the sake of you guys really want to kill this random
ass dude.
I can hit anyone up to six feet away from me, so.
Give me one second.
Let me.
Time to add random ass guy to the initiative order.
He rolled a zero.
He's got an armor class of zero and 15 hit points.
He's a regular guy.
I don't want to kill him.
I just want to knock him unconscious so we can't.
So he's bouncing on that wall.
You hit him at all.
He's falling to his death.
To his death?
He's 120 feet in the air and has 15 hit points.
That's fair.
It's 1d6 per 10 feet of falling.
That's 12d6.
I mean, in theory, he could survive.
Pass this pathway by him and hit it near him so that way he spooks.
That would break any concentration.
That would definitely do something, you think maybe.
I think it would be funny.
To call it is your turn.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm looking at my flourishes real quick.
Okay.
I know one of them adds movement.
That would be...
Fuck.
Extra damage.
Something I have adds 10 feet of...
Whenever you take an attack action, your walking screen...
Oh, it's just any of them.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay, so I'm going to use a bardic inspiration to...
Absolutely.
Add damage.
That's a d6.
Is it a d6?
It is a d6 for now.
It will be a d8 and a d10 later.
Yeah, yeah.
To add whatever to my AC, add whatever to damage.
Beautiful.
And give me an extra 10 feet of movement.
Yep.
Roll to hit.
So that's a five.
Beautiful.
So now I have 40 feet.
What are you attacking with?
Wait.
Excuse me for attempting to streamline the process.
You streamlining me makes it short-circuit.
Of course.
I will give you the time and space you need.
I deeply apologize.
Okay.
So he's just 120 feet up, right?
No.
Or is it like 120 feet like that?
He is 120 feet up, about 200 this way.
Okay.
So the hypotenuse is 200.
How far away would you have to be?
Sorry.
What would it cost for me to double my range?
There's nothing that does that.
I'm asking in rule of cool.
No, you can't rule of cool double your natural 20.
A natural 20.
Would double my range.
Would double your range.
Roll to hit.
If you get a natural 20, I'll say it hits automatically.
Dope.
I fucking dare you.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
What I want to do.
I don't want to like stab him or anything.
I just want to knock him off the wall or knock out his, like knock his concentration.
Okay.
That would still require a natural 20.
But I only have 60 feet of range.
Huh.
Awesome.
What?
You guys are 10.33 feet away from the wall.
What?
I did a quick little bit of math to be like, if he's 200 feet this way and 120 feet this
way, how far is he this way?
It's 10.33 feet.
Okay.
Thank you.
I thought I was the math nerd.
I was curious.
I'm making triangles.
Let me do triangles.
What if I jumped and then threw it?
Then it wouldn't have to be a natural 20.
It would just have to be 20 or higher.
Okay.
I'm going to do that.
Of course.
You would be using your full movement to jump.
Yep.
40 feet.
Boing.
I use my- 20 feet.
Why?
Your jumping is half your movement.
Oh.
Screw you.
Jumping five feet is worth 10 feet of movement.
For you.
I'm sorry.
Can you jump 40 feet in the air?
I could if I wanted to.
I highly doubt that fact.
Okay.
Vanna does have a limited space.
So Vanna could probably jump 40 feet in the air.
Vanna could support it.
I'm going to use my radiant one so that even if it's close enough, it's still just light
in his eyeballs.
Yep.
Absolutely.
Do you have an attunement slot?
I do.
How do I attunement?
Attunement.
How do I attunement?
I just- how many attunement slots do you have?
Three.
No you don't.
What do you mean?
It says I have three.
None of my items require attuning.
One sec.
How many?
Look at that.
It's three per character.
Oh.
Well then.
Never mind.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
You attune to the item.
Also, this item does not need attunement.
It does to activate the flashlight feature.
Oh, your special thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
The flashlight feature.
Okay.
Mwah.
I believe in you baby.
I believe in you.
That is a...
How close?
Eighteen.
Oh, I'll give you advantage just because it'd be really cool.
Hehehe.
Rule of cool baby.
Shut the fuck up.
That's lower.
I'm going to go with the
lower.
Can I say it hit the computer?
No.
Yeah.
Fine.
Yay.
I'm rolling it on the floor because...
Yeah!
Box of doom.
That's even lower.
Roll it properly.
What do you mean roll it properly?
That's lower still.
12 is highest.
Awesome.
So 18.
So it's still light in his eyes.
You pitched this dagger.
By the way, you will have to go get it later.
Yeah, I figured as much.
Okay.
You pitched this dagger.
It goes careening over the wall.
It flashes light in this guy's eye and as it does so, he begins to wobble and wobble
and as he's wobbling, you see black over here appear bandaging his wounds.
Perfect.
But the other two don't go away?
The other two do not go away.
Okay.
Got it.
Beautiful.
And, Errols, after that lengthy process...
Sorry, guys.
It's your turn.
Sorry.
Oh, wait.
No, it's Wendel's.
Do I still have the transparent guy?
Hopefully behind you, yes.
Okay.
I guess I have to deal with him first.
I mean, you don't have to.
That's true, technically.
Yeah.
Okay.
You do get the sense that if black dies, these two guys will go away.
Because I don't want to move outside of the range so that they don't get opportunity attacks.
Yes.
Do the ethereal guys also have true sight?
You don't know, but give me an insight check for a bonus action.
Begin some pity from the DM?
No.
Chats are just bonus actions.
16.
They do not.
Okay.
You can't tell, but I raise an eyebrow at that.
How far...
How far is black right now?
Diagonally about 50 feet away.
Fuck you, I'm not a distance.
About 50, 40, 50 feet away.
I'm just trying to think of what I should do.
Yep.
Please start thinking about what you're going to do now.
Also, do you have a magic missile?
Magic missile is a good question.
Because magic missile would have hit the guy on the wall.
I just wanted to like...
I mean, my fire bolt would have hit and same with my earthbind.
You can earthbind people 120 feet away?
Earthbind has a range of 300 feet.
What the fuck?
Maybe you should try and earthbind black since you're going to go before him.
But I'm just going to use my daggers on the guy who's like right behind me.
Awesome, world hit.
First one is a 19 plus 5.
That hits.
And second one is a 9 plus 5.
That does not.
Okay.
So that's going to be a 1, 1, 2, 8.
Whoa.
So the clone is going to take...
What is the plus?
Well, I got an 8, but it's also got a plus.
So that's plus 4.
So that's going to be 12 damage to the clone thing.
Is it 8 on a 1, 3, 8?
Plus 3.
So...
What was the damage type you're rolling?
For the dagger, it's piercing.
Oh, sorry. Damage dice.
Oh, D8.
What D8?
Fuck. I got the...never mind.
Roll another D8.
Sorry, no. I was reading off of the wrong thing because my bow is right above the dagger's.
It was actually just a D4, which is fine.
But I feel very silly for not noticing.
So that's going to be...
That's going to be 5 damage. Piercing damage.
Beautiful.
Awesome. You hit this thing. It's got no reaction.
But, Ivana, that is you.
Yeah, I'm going to cast Earthbind on...
Wait, I remember what happened last time. Last time I did that, he succeeded the Strength save.
And it's only in 14, so I'm guessing if he's a physical type, his Strength is probably one of his highest.
Yup.
So he'll almost certainly get out of that.
14? Yes. He would need to roll below an 8 to fail that.
What a curiosity. Ivana can see him, right?
Yeah.
How good would you say his wisdom save is?
Well, wisdom is not a physical stat. And I'll leave it at that.
I'm going to cast Charm Person.
So how the fuck do you think that's going to work?
He's within range, I assume.
I...
30 feet?
No.
I'd say it's about 40 feet.
Yeah, about 40 feet.
Okay, then I'll use my movement to get closer.
Gorgeous. You will have to take an opportunity attack from one of the clowns.
That's fine.
Gorgeous.
I consent to that. I'm still going to cast Charm Person on black. It's a wisdom save.
Beautiful. One quick second.
Does it 27 hit? Sorry, 26?
So is that the same or is that the...
That's the opportunity attack?
Yes, it is.
Okay. I would like to apologize for the potential amount of damage you're about to take.
I mean, I could just make it not happen if you want, Vesper.
Sure. I think Charm Person gets a concentration.
Okay, that went from a natural 20 to a 12 for a 17, which...
17 still hits.
Gorgeous.
But it's not a crit, so you only take 11 points of bludgeoning damage.
Okay, that's fine.
And there's your thing that's 17. Beautiful.
Just so you all know, I am tracking your hit points, so I do know how close to being wiped off the face of the earth you are.
Okay.
You're right. Wisdom save.
Wisdom save. All right, come on.
Buddy, that's a natural one.
Awesome. So he's charmed.
What? What now? You've got him.
Shit, you get with advantage because we're fighting.
Oh, okay.
So that's a 6 to a 5.
So he's charmed.
Let me let me roll check the charm spell real quick.
Do you want to know what the charmed condition does?
Yes.
Sorry, the charmed creature can't attack or target the charmer with harmful ability or magical effects.
So like can't cast spells, can't attack, can't target them with a spell.
And the charmer has advantage on any ability check to interact socially with the creature that they charmed.
Beautiful.
That would have to be a next.
He would not back down.
If he's just attacked at all, I think.
That's fine.
Charm by you until spell ends or until you are your companions.
You were your companions. Okay.
Awesome. It is now his turn.
So don't attack us. You're so sexy.
Would you like to make a persuasion check?
With advantage?
It would be since he's charmed.
Yeah. Double advantage.
That's not how that works.
So would you like to make a persuasion check or would you like that?
Let's do it. Gorgeous. Awesome. Fuck sakes.
Go ahead.
That's a 19. I'm going to go with no on that one.
No, it would be based off his wisdom, wouldn't it?
Or his charisma.
Like that would be the resistance.
No, I keep my dice hidden. Thank you very much.
So that was a 19 on my roll would be a not natural 20 since you only rolled a 19.
No, he's still going to run headlong at Tikal.
Boo.
He can not act as like a destruction so that way he's doing him the disadvantage.
The attack that is.
He would have advantage anyways because Tikal is flanked.
Flanked?
You're surrounded.
But I have an opening here.
You're still flanked.
You're so sexy.
Would do mental damage.
Yeah, yeah, that will do mental damage.
That will do mental damage.
If he attacked we'd lose the charm.
No, no.
I think he's just so personally disgusted that like he's charmed
and that didn't immediately raise every red flag in his brain that exists.
That he's going to take some mental damage from that.
Go ahead and give me.
I'll roll the damage for that.
This is just 1d4.
That's a 3.
What's your spell attack bonus?
My spell attack. Let me check. Let me check.
What the?
Plus 6.
Jesus.
That's a 9.
Thank you.
Damn.
He's about half dead.
Not whole dead, half dead.
Sorry, that was also involuntary.
I will take any and every opportunity to make a Princess Bride reference physically possible.
So he's going to make two attacks at you just regularly.
Does a 17 hit?
Yes.
Also, next attack does a 15 hit?
Yes.
Oh, wait.
No, it doesn't.
A 15.
No, wait, a 15.
No, it doesn't.
It makes sense.
Neither does a 17.
I forgot that I did defensive flourish.
So this is added to my AC.
So I have a 19 AC right now.
19 AC.
Beautiful.
Awesome.
So he goes two punches just right beside your head.
You like try to escape, but dodge back as two flying fists come just in your nose.
If I'm moving out of the way, does he punch his own?
No.
He'd be punching.
You'd be trying to get out here.
He'd be punching here.
But speaking of that guy, he's going to make two attacks against you.
23.
Gorgeous.
23 and a 24.
So that's you and you.
Sorry.
That's 13, 20, 25.
25 points of damage?
Yep.
I love crunchy crits so much.
Guys.
It calls real close to being dead.
Why is it always me?
So that's 10 to...
We love the silvery barbs that comes from the arrows.
Do you still have spell slots for that?
I don't know.
It's a first level spell, so...
And firebolt isn't a spell.
Firebolt's a can, friend.
I love my can champs.
Oh yeah, wouldn't Vauna have gotten an attack of opportunity?
Would have to be like that.
Damn.
Still hits.
I rolled an 18 and a 17, both plus five the first time.
That was a 19.
So would hit regardless, so we'll keep the damages the same.
What's...
Uh oh.
What?
You only have seven hit points left.
Yeah, I know.
I'm well aware of that.
That's rough, buddy.
Anyways.
And with that, it is the third one's turn, and he's going to make two attacks at...
Just one attack, actually.
Hmm.
Let me...
Yeah.
One attack at...
It misses horribly.
And that is their turn to call.
It is yours.
So...
We still have black charmed, so if you go for his clone...
He will not be able to hit you.
And the clones are pretty weak.
Right, because as soon as I hit real him, he's not charmed anymore, right?
Yes.
So then I will go for the...
What's his face, dude?
Clones.
Clone dude.
Black number two.
Okay, so I'm going to just throw a dagger at him.
Okay.
You would be doing that with disadvantage.
No, I would not.
He's within five feet of you.
I have a close range shooter.
No, because they have the feet for...
They can do long range.
Yeah.
Get fucked, bitch.
Go ahead, go ahead.
How do I know their feet more than you do?
I...
Forgot.
So it's going to be a fun little thing to get momentum for it.
It's going to be like...
Because she's facing him, right?
So she's going to like...
And then turn and throw it behind her.
You think I'm just standing there?
Black.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I get a plus one to that as well.
Yep.
Please, baby, please.
What's that attitude?
16.
Yeah.
That hits?
16 hits.
Yay.
Since you passed it and gotten one below, like you specifically, I will tell you their
armor class is a 15.
Okay.
That's a four.
Roll again.
Oh, yeah.
That's five.
Five.
Plus three.
That's eight.
Dead.
Plus this.
That's 13.
Dead.
You clock this one in the head with a thrown dagger.
You like spin around, wheel it around your arm and just pitch it, and it just goes straight
through them, and they disappear in a puff of smoke, and you see that Black themselves
is pretty fucking hurt by this.
It looks like they have taken physical damage from you killing their clone.
Can I take it as an answer that they took the 13 damage or whatever was left over from
it?
They did not take whatever's left over.
You turn on trample.
Also, that doesn't exist in this game.
But no, they did not take directly whatever's left over.
But they did take damage from you.
They did take damage.
Awesome.
And then, Eros, that's you.
Okay.
I want to go for the dagger attacks again.
Just on the clone?
The first one.
On the clone?
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
I'm too far awake to actually make dagger attacks on him.
Yes.
So, first one was 17 hits.
Second one is 16.
So, hits.
Hits.
Beautiful.
Roll damage for above.
Okay.
So, it's going to be 2d4 plus 3.
Awesome.
There's almost no way you don't kill them, but roll damage anyways.
That was a 6, so that's 9 damage to the clone.
Dead.
Okay, and now I'm going to use all of my movement to throw us back to the other side of the
room where the other two are.
So, I think I'm about 15 feet away from them.
Beautiful.
Awesome.
So, I will say that you guys are flanking black.
Edos and Vana are only about 5 feet away, and Tikal is right there, so Tikal is the only
one that does get advantage for flanking, but you do get advantage for flanking.
Yes.
And Vana, that's you.
Tikal looks, sorry, Tikal does look pretty beat up, but black looks pretty, pretty beat
up.
If you guys pop off here, you guys think you might have a chance to end it this turn.
I hope you know, with all of the childish evilness that Vana has at this point, he's
going to cast Chill Touch.
Beautiful.
Roll to hit.
That will be...
Does 14 hit?
14 does not hit.
That's your action.
Bonus action.
Do I get to like, can I smack him with my bonus action?
No, only monks can use their bonus action to make an unarmed strike.
Because the bonus action, Tab, isn't very helpful in telling you what I can do.
No, no it is not.
There's not a lot you can do with a bonus action.
Basically, if something says you can do it for a bonus action, you can.
If not, no.
I don't know where I would say that.
If it's not right there, it's not there at all.
But, with that, it is now his turn.
However, he's charmed.
So, he's...
Gonna attack Tikal.
No.
What?
Not at all.
Hey, move me.
He's going to...
Move.
Turn invisible.
Howard.
He would not be able to move.
You know what, should have just turned and done more mental damage to him.
Yeah, Eros and Tikal, both of you do get opportunity attacks because he is going to turn invisible.
And run between you.
Oh, wonderful.
You will be doing these attacks with disadvantage.
But if you both just kind of want to swing at him as he runs past, like, clothesline the motherfucker, you would absolutely be able to.
Okay, yeah.
That sounds like a plan, man.
Beautiful.
Does Tikal have, like, a weapon to clothesline someone with?
It would be Vanna and Nanos.
What?
You just said me.
Oh.
Because he's leaving my range, so I would also get the opportunity.
Oh, yeah, everybody gets an opportunity attack.
Sweet.
Let's do this.
He's moving here.
Can I stab him over here?
Yeah.
Is it dropped right here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I still have a radio.
Um, you would need to...
That and also Eros can use their tail.
So you guys just want to fuck this guy up.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah.
If all of this goes off without a...
I'll swing his feet and then we'll use the... try to clothesline him.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah.
So just make these flat.
Don't worry about the disadvantage.
Okay.
This guy is not allowed to escape.
I dare you.
Uh, your tail would just count as an unarmed strike.
I'm going to use the pistol grip.
I know, but I have it as a special thing.
It takes an action to change the grips.
It'd just be a first one.
That is a 19 plus two.
It doesn't have anything on it yet.
I haven't used it before.
Yeah, but its default grip is the...
Is the iron held one?
Is the iron held one.
Fuck you.
Um, okay.
Sorry.
What was that?
Uh, that was a 19.
19 hits.
So the damage is two.
That's a 19 also.
19 hits.
So four.
Four plus three, that's seven.
Seven.
Assuming an 11 doesn't hit.
An 11 does not hit.
However, this guy, you see him get like... he turns invisible in a puff of smoke, runs,
gets caught in the back of the leg, tripped, falls flat on his face, and is knocked prone
and bleeding out, um, five feet away from both Eros and Vana, turning visible again.
And the only words he has spoken to you this entire time, and probably his last words,
he starts spitting blood and he says with all the hatred in his heart, even in death,
I will pull myself from the pits of hell.
You will see me again.
You say that like you're going there.
No, that was the thing that I wrote to them.
He knows he's dead.
You guys could leave this room and he would still die.
So he's knocked on the ground and he's basically like given up?
He's accepted his fate.
It's T-Call's turn now.
You want to keep him alive for just like a little bit longer?
Why? Why?
No, no, no.
T-Call's gonna walk up to him.
If you want to switch to the pistol grip now, you can.
Yeah, I can switch to the pistol grip, take the rapier and just, is he on his back or on his front?
On his front.
He's staring dead up at this guy.
You can see that his eyes are completely black.
One nice big stab to the heart.
Awesome.
Before T-Call does that, can Vali just go and crouch down by him and ask about the fifth child?
He's currently choking on his own blood.
I don't think any answer would be legible enough for you to gain anything from.
Are we still in combat or can we just move around?
You guys are out of combat now. Yes.
I can still walk to the devil, right?
Yes.
I have to do both of my good berries right this second. Yep.
So, 17. I'm gonna have to do, sorry, I just need to do it once.
One, two, ten.
Okay, so that's gonna be five.
Five good berries.
I'm gonna give two to T-Call.
Anyone else damaged or?
I'm at 17, help.
One hit point left.
One to Vana and then the other two be like, do we want to force feed these to him so that he stays alive?
He's already dead.
T-Call, as you guys are like, should we force feed him these? Should we get more answers on him?
You just see T-Call like a grim look across their face.
No words. No sassy, fun little quips.
Just a slow plunge of a not quite stabbing weapon into their heart.
You see it wobbles the tiniest bit before it goes all the way through.
Black is dead. All of the oracles are gone.
Okay, well, I'm gonna give T-Call a third good berry and then I'm just gonna eat one myself.
T-Call, are you okay?
That's 3D8 healing.
No, no, no. Eros rolls that.
Okay.
Oh, I do the rolling?
You do the rolling for both the amount of good berries and the healing they do.
It just works like a two-part spell.
Okay, so T-Call's gonna get 16 hit points back.
Nice.
Then Vanna and I get five.
Beautiful.
100%.
I'm just gonna like stare at T-Call for a moment and just, are you okay?
Awesome.
So with that, please.
What about the guy that's up there on the wall?
Oh, he's like long dead.
Dead?
He fell off somewhere afterwards.
The siren call of such a magical weapon to such a small little man.
And he was like, I can't probably grab that.
And he like reached for it as it was going past him.
He's now a red puddle on the floor with a glowing center point of the dagger.
Okay.
T-Call is just gonna like walk out to go grab her.
Yeah.
Any words?
Nothing?
No.
Beautiful.
You all walk out.
As soon as you walk out being like, yeah, I'm an adult now.
Jacques immediately runs in and is like, oh my God, my children.
She's like, holy shit, holy fucking shit.
Are you?
The rapier is still in his body, by the way.
Are you okay?
T-Call isn't there, man.
T-Call is gone.
No, he's like stopped you to ask this.
Oh.
I don't know if T-Call is okay.
All right.
Here he hands you like bandages to be like, you look pretty fucked up.
Here you go.
I'm gonna go check on the other ones.
Gustav's at the front gate.
He's covered in blood, but he's the size of a barn.
He's really hard to miss.
Clara is currently making more portals so we can head back, meet up.
We'll address, we'll make sure we're all okay later.
And he runs off back in there.
You were just going to grab the deck?
Yeah.
And then to Gustav.
Do you grab the rapier?
Nah, Jacques will grab it.
He does.
Does he?
Wait, can we also loot the body again?
Slight of hand checks.
Natural 20, yeah, he grabs the dagger.
Rapier.
Yep.
What is it?
Slight of hand.
Slight of hand check.
That's a five.
I'm going to cry.
Why is Mona so bad at looting bodies?
You go in and try to loot his body, man's got nothing on him.
Not a pet with him.
Mona's gonna just punch him in the side.
Beautiful.
We know he's dead, but he's dead.
The principle of the matter.
It's the principle, exactly.
And...
Eros, you like fish around in his pockets.
He doesn't have any gold, but he does have the letter you left.
And it does look like it has had water on it.
Like small drops of water.
Can you cry over it?
It appears so.
Well, that was just the first letter that I left.
The second letter was left from the corpse of the white one.
Okay, what was the difference between the two letters?
Okay, so the first letter was like, hey, leave us the fuck alone.
Actually, I'll just paint you in the thing and you can read them.
Oh, we level up now?
Yes.
Yes, please level up to level five.
Yeah, just read that and then the following one was just, leave us alone.
Leave us alone.
We love that.
I do love the editing, though.
This is not a threat.
Not at all.
It seems like a threat.
But with that, is there anything you guys would like to do before going back home?
Are we able to actually raid the compound to see if they have anything useful?
Everything useful was already taken by Jacques, Gustav, and Klara.
Can we check out our old rooms to see what's left of there?
Absolutely fuck all.
Did they like empty them?
Yeah, they are fully emptied.
The only thing that was ever in there was a bed and a locked door,
like to get to the rest of the compound.
And with the bed gone, because there's no use for it, there's nothing there anymore.
You find two graves, one for white and one for gray.
They're empty.
But that's all.
They have white spotty.
Black sure as hell didn't bury it.
I don't know how to feel about that.
But with that all being said.
I don't know how to feel about that.
But with all that being said.
That seems kind of sus.
What the hell do you think he was doing with the corpse?
Don't answer that.
I don't like the answer you can't do.
Oh shit.
5e with D.odd is down at the moment.
However, you guys should all be getting things for level five, if I'm not mistaken, right?
I didn't get anything.
No, just more spell slots.
Unless you want to give us something new.
Also, our proficiency bonus goes up by one.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I feel like I've already given you all something new.
Yeah, I got my third level open up.
Beautiful. Yeah.
Okay.
The jump to third level is pretty big.
Felix gets his extra attack.
And you also get the jump to third level, if I'm not mistaken.
First spells?
Yes.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
The jump to third level and the option to take fireball.
Oh, I didn't take fireball, actually.
What did you take?
I took the spell magic.
Do we have more spells?
I do.
Yes, we do.
Y'all should coordinate your spells.
Make sure to pick up.
I also don't have the option for fireball.
Really?
Yep.
Well, I mean, you do, but like not through spell lists.
Yeah, no, not on here.
Yeah, no.
By the way, you can take things outside of your spell list.
You just have to go out of your way to get them.
Hey, do y'all want me to take cataspell?
I'd leave Eros more spell slots to cast silvery barbs.
Actually, that wouldn't even make a difference because it's first level spells versus third level spells.
You can upcast.
Spell slots.
I went upcasting.
You cannot upcast silvery barbs, but you can upcast counterspells.
I mean, I'll let you upcast silvery barbs.
I'm working on something where you can upcast any spell.
Right, I remember that.
Yep.
So you will eventually be able to upcast silvery barbs.
But sure, you take the counterspell then.
To round things off, you look around the compound.
Nothing's there.
Gustav and his broken steel greatsword is soaked red with blood.
He's got a few fresh scars and wounds.
What did you do?
Murder.
Lots of murder.
Hope you had fun.
I did not.
But let's just go home.
Clara is like, nodding.
She seems honestly proud of herself for having this plan that for the most part she made finally come through and work so very well.
You're all back home.
It's the dead of night.
And the first thing we will do next week is sleep checks.
Alright, new one.
So I will see you all next week.
Thank you for joining us for another episode of Terra Deusa.