1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,380 I'm very curious how this episode is going to be received because in case you haven't noticed 2 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:10,960 It's pollen season. It's allergy season and there's so much pollen you could physically scrape it off the goddamn walls here 3 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:17,080 Welcome back to the meat wheat podcast where I am now 26 years old and I really fucking feeling it this 4 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:21,420 These allergies were not this bad last year. Okay, that's not how bad it was 5 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:25,620 This this year I can't I can't breathe. Okay, I 6 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:31,520 Thought I woke up sick, but this is just how I sound like with with allergies in the air 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:37,740 Doesn't help that Benadryl is making me real sleepy right now, but at the same time I'm excited to record again 8 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:45,060 It's not gonna stop me. I'm just gonna sound weird this episode. But yeah, I turned 26. That's let's look back on the year actually 9 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:50,900 Let's not do that. Let's just do what we feel like that's that's what this episode is strong strongly about 10 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:55,080 You know what I mean? Like when I don't have an agenda, that's one of my best episodes come out 11 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,080 But let's see where this goes. All right 12 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:18,200 Well, this isn't right literally as I was starting to record and 13 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:21,980 Edit the audio my voice started getting better. Are you kidding me? 14 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,100 it's 15 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,380 It's probably all the medicine I'm taking to be honest. I 16 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:29,620 Hmm 17 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:36,540 Yeah, it's definitely the medicine the thing about Benadryl right is it works but it knocks your ass out and not only that I 18 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:41,780 Don't know if a lot of people know the side effects of Benadryl. One of them is that if you take it before bed 19 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:43,780 It'll give you nightmares 20 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:46,580 But only for certain people 21 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,580 there's no real way to know until you try it and 22 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,100 then there was that whole meme where it's like 23 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,900 If you take 40 Benadryl's you'll trip balls 24 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:59,720 But like the thing is you guys got to understand if you take 40 Benadryl's that leads to psychosis 25 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:06,020 It's a bit more on the edge. Okay, think of it this way if you want to feel what it's like to be a paranoid schizophrenic 26 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:12,420 Yeah, you know what? I'm not even gonna encourage you to try that. Don't just don't try it. Okay. It was a meme calm down 27 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:16,100 Having said that speaking of memes I 28 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:22,820 Have I guess a unique stance right now, right with this damn voice. Who knows if I could actually 29 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:31,180 Okay, I'm gonna try to pull this off but like legitimately I've done this bit before but I'm gonna try it again 30 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:37,580 Okay, so originally I wanted to do like a Ford truck ad but this is way more difficult. I have an idea 31 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:42,580 My girlfriend knows this bit because I'm always telling her at random 32 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,260 It's the been far meme if you guys don't know what that is 33 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:51,580 I'm gonna have to try to read the whole thing with like an announcer voice and it's not easy because I've been practicing 34 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,580 I've been genuinely practicing so 35 00:02:53,900 --> 00:03:00,260 Has you really been far even as to decide to use even go to want and look more like call nine eight five six five five 36 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:06,660 Twenty five hundred inside the details for go further and even decide even to use you can really be as far as decide twice as 37 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:08,660 Much to use and go wish for it 38 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:13,620 When you decide far ever wants to use and go wants get real even far as to describe to use and look more like 39 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:16,840 And go after a fuck. That's so hard 40 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:25,940 It's genuinely difficult this is like a transcript right it's not supposed to make sense that's the point but you got to get everything 41 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,340 Just right 42 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,340 All right. Let me try again 43 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:37,420 Has you really been far even as to decide to use even go want to look more like call nine eight five six five five 44 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:44,160 Twenty five hundred inside the details for go further and even more decide to use you could really be far as to decide twice as 45 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:48,140 Much to use and go wish for it when you decide far even wants to use and go wants get 46 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,220 Really far even as to decide to use and look more like 47 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:55,680 It's just common sense applied today. God that was hard 48 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:03,260 You guys don't know what I'm talking about the video is just called been far question mark 49 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:07,380 It's 11 years old doesn't make any sense and that's the whole point. That's 50 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:13,860 My type of humor right there. I fucking love that type of humor. It doesn't make any absurdist humor 51 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:18,040 Just like that show Stella came out. I had like one season. That's it 52 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:21,580 Stella Stella fans you should 53 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:26,500 Bring it back. You know what I mean? Oh, by the way that YouTube video is received well 54 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:31,200 So thank you guys all for watching that and those two subscribed, you know more videos coming up 55 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:36,440 There's a part two. I'm working on actually so heads up on that. I'm gonna wait until I recover from this fucking 56 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,300 This pollen thing or at least until my nose clears up a bit more but 57 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:45,100 That is in the works. I have all the clips. There's a part two 58 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:50,180 It's gonna be way longer actually and if you guys didn't understand what I was referencing 59 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:53,920 It's a dank pod style video when he goes to cashies the hard part is 60 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:59,200 When he does that his bit lasts two or three minutes. That's it, right mine lasted five 61 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,200 So I'm actually trying to do a bit more 62 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:03,900 Even too far as to decide to use 63 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:09,420 Damn it. I can't stop when they start. Okay. All right. Next thing next thing we gotta do 64 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:15,180 The Ford commercial but I gotta make it weird really really weird. Okay, I'm gonna quote another meme 65 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,540 Let's see if I can do it right 66 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:20,420 Here it is. This one's um, this one's a bit older, but you know what? It's a meme 67 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:25,980 Nonetheless, a funny memes always good. Actually, it's only a year old. All right still well the shop life of a meme is still pretty 68 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:30,520 Yeah, how that's hard still pretty damn short. So, uh, all right 69 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,460 Bear with me on this one. I haven't practiced this one 70 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:40,280 Have you ever been beat by what spaghetti noodle by a girlfriend cuz she had a twin sister and you fucked her dad 71 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:46,900 That's how it's like to drive a Ford F-150. I was actually not bad enough. I was actually not that was not hard. I 72 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,740 Feel like there was more wasn't there there was definitely a lot more 73 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:55,000 No, that's definitely it 74 00:05:56,540 --> 00:06:01,020 Have you ever been beaten by what spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she had a twin sister you got confused and fucked your dad 75 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:08,260 No, that's literally it it wasn't even that okay that was not that like I don't know 76 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:12,420 I was expecting more to be honest, but it is what it is. You know what I mean? 77 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:18,940 Fucking hell then there's that um, I googled wet spaghetti noodle meme and I forgot the other one where it's like 78 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:23,480 Oh, I'm straight just like spaghetti until it's hot and wet and then it's like what the fuck bro 79 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:28,060 Like who you trying to be trying to hit on some weird shit right there 80 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:30,540 Anyway, I gotta go shower 81 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:34,060 Anyway, I'm back from my shower a full 24 hours later because I shower a lot 82 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,580 Let me tell you something right now. There's one thing that I don't care about 83 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:39,580 I got a fucking gripe to pick 84 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:46,380 This podcast was on hiatus not because I wanted to not because I wanted to rest but because my fucking Mac decided not to work 85 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:52,860 Are you like are you kidding me Mac or Apple? Whatever the fuck if you can't make an Apple product that doesn't 86 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:57,900 Completely stall out just because I paused a recording. Well, maybe you can go fuck yourself. How about that? 87 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:01,940 Steve Jobs is probably rolling his fucking grave right now. Fuck you guys 88 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:04,940 Having said that I went Mac and never go back 89 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:09,940 I'm not gonna lie that doesn't stop me from using another Mac anyway 90 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:13,940 All right, all the bullshit aside. I saw this fucking stupid ass tick-tock from this idiot moron girl 91 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:16,940 Who was talking 92 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:20,940 Damn, we put the bitch on blast. Um, anyway, I saw this tick-tock from this girl. It said 93 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:26,940 Masturbation is a form of witchcraft. Well, isn't that crazy half you motherfuckers are wizards. Isn't that great? 94 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,940 Shadow wizard money game. We love casting spells 95 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:36,940 Man, tick-tock is a goldmine sometimes actually let me tell you right now. What's what's a goldmine right now is um 96 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:39,940 I've recently discovered that one youtuber um 97 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,940 Wendigoon 98 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:47,940 I mean that guy's got a whole catalog like of just crazy ass videos 99 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:52,940 Not particularly videos that I've normally watched. You know what I mean? 100 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:59,940 But at the same time he makes he makes it comfortable to watch 101 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:04,940 It's not like watching his things are like a guilty pleasure, but it's definitely something that's interesting because he teaches you things about like 102 00:08:04,940 --> 00:08:09,940 Government secrets or conspiracies, but he doesn't make it like oh you got to believe this 103 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:13,940 No, he just tells you what the conspiracy is and then you'll go 104 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:16,940 Yeah, it's kind of plausible maybe or he'll go 105 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:24,940 No, this one's just straight-up bullshit, but he'll tell you what it is. That's the thing. I like that in an age of misinformation or people having an agenda 106 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:31,940 I like when someone tells me something but doesn't go you should agree with this you should disagree with that if you're telling me something 107 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:37,940 If you're explaining something to me in great detail, and then you tell me you should agree with this 108 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:43,940 I'm gonna assume that you have an agenda. Okay, wait a minute. I'm gonna assume that you have an agenda 109 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:49,940 I'm gonna assume that you have an agenda. Okay, when the goon on the other hand does not that's why when the goon is my fucking 110 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:52,940 My my my hats off to when the goon this week, okay 111 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:58,940 I normally don't do that right or okay, maybe every now and then I'll shout out a youtuber or tik tok or whatever 112 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:03,940 And it's been a while since I've done that when the goon I'm shouting you out 113 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:11,940 Despite the fact that you have a millions more millions of more subs than I do still you know might as well credit where credit is due 114 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:18,940 I've actually been watching a series on the conspiracy iceberg, which is basically explaining what conspiracy is what right? 115 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:22,940 I don't believe any of them. Don't get me wrong. I really don't I 116 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,940 I never cared for the subject all that much 117 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:30,940 But it's the way he explains it that I enjoy because it doesn't make it go like he doesn't make it like oh you should believe this 118 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:36,940 You should believe that he just says this theory means that people believe this 119 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:42,940 You know that it's as simple as that he lays it out, and he tells you what's what that's why I like about it 120 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:45,940 Hats off to when the goon yo 121 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:48,940 Yo fuck 122 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:55,940 Okay that pause right okay, I had to pause that real quick holy shit 123 00:09:55,940 --> 00:10:02,940 So I don't know what my neighbors are doing, but that sounded like a straight-up war like like a battle feel me 124 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:06,940 Like a battle feel me 125 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,940 Life in the hood 126 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:10,940 Everyone's shooting at everybody 127 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:14,940 Seriously though what the fuck was that it was loud enough that I could be heard 128 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,940 Yeah, that it could be heard in the mic 129 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:23,940 And like I didn't want to interrupt the podcast with that, but here we are last because that took longer than I thought 130 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:30,940 So holy shit this this broadcast was interrupted by my fucking warfare I guess 131 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,940 Damn 132 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,940 That's uh that's my life 133 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:38,940 Damn that actually caught me off guard 134 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,940 Like I paused it right 135 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,940 But I paused it in the nick of time 136 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:50,940 Because I heard something going on and I thought that's gonna pick up on the mic and then it just started everywhere holy shit 137 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:52,940 Bet they fucking missed too 138 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:59,940 So I just like sneezed really hard right now like I'm not gonna go into details right 139 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:03,940 But I think my voice changed again I think it's going back to normal 140 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:08,940 Which is great you can progressively hear as the episode goes that I'm slowly healing 141 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:13,940 Because I'm gonna be honest it's taken a few days to record work finally picked up again which I'm happy about 142 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:17,940 But at the same time well I mean listen to me 143 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:25,940 The problem is where I work I'm surrounded constantly by a shit ton of flowers and I mean an absolute grotesque amount for someone with my allergies 144 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:30,940 It wasn't bad at first but I actually saw today why my allergies were so bad 145 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:36,940 And the reason being is because in the fields they've got this giant fan I don't know what the name of it is called 146 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:42,940 But it literally blows the pollen and some of the um the flowers like off the trees 147 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:47,940 I don't know how to explain it but damn that pollen shoots into the air 148 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:51,940 And when you have like I had light allergies right mine weren't that bad 149 00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:55,940 This year they're kicking my ass like listen to me 150 00:11:55,940 --> 00:12:01,940 Do I sound at all the same? It's because of all these damn allergies I'm not sick I don't feel bad 151 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:08,940 It's just my nose that's it it's my nose slightly squinched and it sucks ass and I really don't like it 152 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:14,940 Also have you guys seen that commercial that came out in Israel um in McDonald's in Israel right? 153 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:23,940 It's called um they're advertising something for like McDonald's Israel like the big American and Obama just pulls up 154 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:28,940 Up the drive-thru he goes God bless Israel but like in his voice like real accurately 155 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,940 I don't know I just thought it was kind of funny 156 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,940 I've got a quick announcement for everyone who's listening on Spotify 157 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:36,940 If you are listening on Spotify open up the app right now 158 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:40,940 Click on the episode that you're currently listening to or some of the previous ones 159 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:44,940 Because I started opening up some Q&A's just to see if people actually react to them 160 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,940 And if they do I might do something with that in the future 161 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,940 Spotify has recently released a new feature and I want to see what I could do with it 162 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:54,940 Because apparently you can comment on some of the episodes now and I love that I want that 163 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,940 I want that fan engagement okay I mean that too if you hear me talking right now 164 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:04,940 I'm telling you right now send me an email to the the email in the description 165 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:12,940 And I want fan engagement because I want people to send me either memes or something to talk about you know 166 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:17,940 Or maybe just you want to shout out something for someone's um someone's birthday or anything 167 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:22,940 I won't I won't uh I won't charge you for that so uh don't worry about that I'll just shout you out 168 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:27,940 And um my god my sinuses are killing me 169 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:32,940 Okay before I before I talk about this next subject uh just a little bit of a warning for those who are um 170 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,940 Sensitive to certain topics okay it's a bit of a sensitive topic 171 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:41,940 At least I would say so it's regarding the war or Russia currently 172 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,940 I know I said I wouldn't talk about it but this kind of has to do with it 173 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:52,940 So I don't know if I'm late to the meme or not but what's this I hear about Russian paratroopers landing in Chicago 174 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:57,940 I mean they didn't land in there yet right they said 175 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:03,940 Basically the meme is Russia's not gonna land in Chicago because Chicago's already a war zone 176 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:12,940 And everyone's just agreeing with it like right here hang on Russian paratroopers landing in Chicago it's already a war zone 177 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:20,940 If I hear Putin talking sweet on Chief Keefe I'm beating his fucking ass I'm not fucking playing no more 178 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:25,940 Um thank you residents of Chicago for lending a hand in the war effort 179 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:31,940 But Jesus I could see a Hellcat charge in front lines with extended Uzi 180 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:41,940 No shot they're dropping in Chirac 181 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:49,940 The O Block Finneby air defense I'm reading comments okay don't think I'm actually talking like this no 182 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:58,940 There's so much of it oh my god people from Chicago you guys fucking rock I'm not even lying 183 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:06,940 I love this other comment I don't think countries understand we've been dreaming about this since modern warfare 2 came out 184 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:10,940 God damn I really think they have 185 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:25,940 I'm just reading the comments I don't know which one to pick there's just so many oh my god 186 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:33,940 Oh here's a good one the potholes are gonna get them first 187 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:38,940 That's funny to me because our crumbling infrastructure is a joke 188 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:42,940 Laugh at the social commentary 189 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:48,940 I would laugh myself but my nose is so stuffed again I thought I blew it out but I guess not 190 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,940 I guess not 191 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:54,940 That's the wrong instrument let me pull up the other one 192 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,940 Anyway here's Wonderwall 193 00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:04,940 How do the lyrics go again? 194 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:12,940 The certified freak seven days a week 195 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,940 What the fuck am I doing 196 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:21,940 By the way to anyone first learning guitar don't learn Wonderwall as your first song I know it's super easy but it's also very cheesy 197 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,940 You should learn any other song but that one 198 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:29,940 Alright if I sound a bit different now I caked in I could not continue after that 199 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,940 That little bit right 200 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:41,940 It kind of knocked my throat it knocked it into a different level of pain I'm not even gonna lie I caked in and got some day quill 201 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:47,940 And I sound a bit different I think I don't know but regardless let's move on 202 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:55,940 So I had a bit too the whole reason I stopped it is because I was actually gonna play House of the Rising Sun 203 00:16:55,940 --> 00:17:00,940 But I could not I mean that shit hurt 204 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:04,940 So there's a trend going on on TikTok right 205 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:10,940 I don't know if you people know about this but I thought I'd bring it up because thanks to 206 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:18,940 Thanks to Samito Media always sharing horny stuff on Twitter I found out about a TikTok trend that's probably a bit risqué 207 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:27,940 In fact risqué is not the right word I would just be blunt and say it is straight up porn like it's softcore porn 208 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:35,940 What's going on right is there are people who edit videos in such a way where they can show a boob or flash their pussy 209 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:41,940 But the thing is it'll be a split second right so the people watching are gonna notice 210 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:47,940 But the editors or people who report it for nudity or anything else are not gonna see that 211 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:52,940 And the reason it's interesting to me is because I was not aware of it right 212 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:56,940 It was brought to my attention thanks to someone sharing this Twitter video 213 00:17:56,940 --> 00:18:01,940 I don't know if the videos were taken down or not but the first time I saw it it was meant to be a humorous video 214 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:05,940 I had to pause again my voice is starting to hurt like straight up hurt 215 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:13,940 But yeah the whole way it started was for me anyway the way I discovered it someone shared a video and I didn't get it at first 216 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:19,940 There was this lady well endowed lady if you don't know what that means I mean she got big ass tits 217 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:28,940 And the caption was simply look at this strange doorknob and she records the doorknob but it's a very reflective doorknob mind you 218 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:35,940 Very you know keep that in mind in the reflection of the doorknob you can clearly see she is completely naked 219 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:44,940 However the tick tock sensors did not and were not able to pick it up so there it is alive and well 220 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:51,940 So this exact same person made different accounts with different names and it's all one person right 221 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:57,940 And I guess it's some sort of porn star trying to show off her things you know what I mean 222 00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:03,940 And it's funny to me because I mean that's definitely one way to get attention 223 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:10,940 There's one specific page on Twitter that keeps sharing it and every time they do it they say haha look at this funny video 224 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:17,940 And they just keep sharing it and the annoying part for me right is I've already unfollowed them and blocked them and everything but I still keep getting them 225 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,940 Over and over again 226 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:26,940 So what I imagine is happening is this person or these people because I notice it's more than one now 227 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:35,940 Have begun paying tick tock and Twitter pages to post their quote unquote memes when in reality it's just them flashing a titty flashing a vagina whatever 228 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:44,940 But it's interesting to me how the porn industry has started to seep its way into you know I mean it's always going to make its way into any media 229 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:50,940 You know what I mean and now it's on my Twitter even though I don't want it to be it's on my tick tock 230 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:56,940 Because all of the meme pages I follow are deciding to quote unquote share a funny meme when in reality they were paid a few bucks for it 231 00:19:56,940 --> 00:20:03,940 And by a few it's actually usually a few thousand like I'm not gonna lie these are substantial amounts of money being thrown around 232 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:11,940 So if you ever see a page or a Twitter and someone is saying okay let me preface this right because I've seen this way too many times 233 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:19,940 Every time I see it I know it's fucking bullshit so if you're on Twitter here's a bit of a guide stone okay hear me out 234 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,940 Peggy just finished vacuuming 235 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:31,940 Think of it this way there's gonna be one specific video that I'll bring as an example 236 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:39,940 This lady was supposedly a target employee and the caption is always gonna read she was fired for this video 237 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:45,940 And it's a guy walking up to her saying hey is this your only fans and she giggles and says yes 238 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:54,940 And then somebody mysteriously comments oh guys I found it it's this and it's always the same only fans and it's the same tactic 239 00:20:54,940 --> 00:21:02,940 So basically it's a very thin veil bullshit technique where a meme page will be paid a substantial amount of money 240 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:07,940 And they'll promote somebody's only fans which you know whatever get your money up I guess 241 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:13,940 That doesn't bother me all that much what bothers me is how annoying it is because it's so frequent now 242 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,940 There needs to be a limit on that you know what I mean 243 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:22,940 There was like this this Twitter page called images preceding legendary events whatever 244 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:27,940 It's a fucking bullshit page now and it's all sharing only fans and it's all fucking bullshit and I'm so tired of it 245 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:33,940 Because it's all the same thin veiled gimmick bullshit and it's the same fucking only fans and I'm actually genuinely pissed about it 246 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:40,940 You can hear my fucking voice or maybe you can because I have the same fucking monotone voice and I can't get rid of it 247 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:50,940 It has been a week and now I have sniffles great I'm actually really hot in this room even though it's cold so I'm a little concerned now 248 00:21:50,940 --> 00:22:02,940 The fuck was in that kombucha man oh my god I recently got a haircut and like immediately I realized how thin my hair is getting 249 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:10,940 Like bro I am going bald I just turned 26 I already look 36 god damn bro that was a quick jump 250 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:17,940 There's this thing that I read on Instagram Twitter and like a bunch of other social media pages where it's like 251 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:24,940 The Mexican gene is essentially you look okay and as soon as you hit a certain age you like skyrocket in age 252 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:28,940 I think I hit that shit already man I probably hit it when I was younger I don't know 253 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:35,940 Bad haircuts are not even bad haircuts just getting a haircut in general because like when I have long hair I'm annoyed by it 254 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:41,940 When I have short hair I miss my long hair basically I'm never happy shout out to those who can relate 255 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:51,940 Oh by the way it was brought to my attention that I mentioned that there's quote unquote links in the description of every episode 256 00:22:51,940 --> 00:23:03,940 Well the truth is I decided to do some research on my own podcast so if you're listening on audible and what was the other one 257 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:14,940 I heart radio I believe the descriptions won't actually show up nor will the cover art so for a lot of these pages there will not be a description unfortunately 258 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:24,940 And the way that works right the reason that's important is because I keep telling people to send like funny videos or comments to the email 259 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:37,940 And it's linked in the description and it will be for a lot of pages but for some there will not be so remember that email is mgsbusinesscontact at gmail.com 260 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:44,940 Send me emails send me memes send me funny shit I've only ever been sent memes once everything else has either been spam or recently 261 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:52,940 I don't know which one of you fuckers did this but some one of you signed me up for a gay porn website could you not do that okay 262 00:23:52,940 --> 00:24:04,940 I'll look that up on my own time don't worry about that there will be thorough single-handed research many a skin flute will be played 263 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:14,940 Ew I get it I'm bisexual whatever anyway that's enough of that topic but seriously whoever the fuck signed me up for a gay porn website could you cut that shit out 264 00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:20,940 I have one email for this shit okay there's a reason I have not shared the other email and it's because I know this shit is gonna happen 265 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:31,940 Because last time it happened it was annoying I now have a bunch of spam email as opposed to like actual you know either fan email or memes right 266 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:44,940 But yeah okay I'm not even gonna lie that was um that was funny the first time that that email popped up I was like oh this must just be spam 267 00:24:44,940 --> 00:25:01,940 And then I saw the name that a certain someone used right and I immediately knew who it was so yeah you fucking asshole fucking not to mention somebody else right 268 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:10,940 Has decided to try and dox me so you know good luck with that and to be fair I live in the ghetto you know so like what's the point 269 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:23,940 Mexican lives in the ghetto big surprise how I just clear my throat hey you know something came up in my 26th birthday right I found this little pinata 270 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:33,940 I don't know what to I don't know what to do with him right I'm holding right now it only cost me five bucks and it turns out I bought it in the store where they just sell a shit ton of these 271 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:41,940 And the point is to break them right but I'm thinking I could do something with it I'm looking at it thinking I could probably fill it with something 272 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:49,940 It's pretty hollow it's actually very flimsy I'm trying not I'm trying my hardest not to drop it because I know the moment I drop it will probably break here let's see 273 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:56,940 Okay it's it's sturdy enough to drop on the ground without breaking but just by holding it's like completely hollow 274 00:25:56,940 --> 00:26:05,940 Interestingly enough okay the store is a Vallarta by the way I don't know how common those are I know in California they're everywhere but still 275 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:18,940 This pinata right I can't open it there's no opening in it and I think you're supposed to cut the opening itself probably fill it with like small gifts or ideally you could smash it in a creative way 276 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:30,940 However there's a big metal part in it I'm not gonna lie part of me was thinking of hitting it with my car just recording it in slow motion but I know my phone doesn't have that much data on it so I can't really do that 277 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:44,940 And if I could do that I don't have a secluded area or a safe area to do it I don't know how to explain it I wouldn't do it I know YouTube has recently finally lacked oh oh shit I should probably mention that I'll mention that later but yeah 278 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:57,940 It was um YouTube's rules have calmed down a bit I don't know if you guys knew that which is good because now I can make some of the videos that I wanted to make and in case you guys didn't know I started learning how to edit videos 279 00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:11,940 So Deng Pot style videos and other stuff I don't know what the other stuff is yet but I already have Hawaii Trip part 2 coming out I've I'm almost done with it and I got some free time now so I'm gonna go ahead and finish that by the end of the week 280 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:26,940 Um but I need a creative way to destroy this thing an idea came to my head and it's a pretty easy idea but I'm gonna need a blast shield of some kind I don't have explosives don't get me wrong I was thinking more like to protect my phone 281 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:44,940 And I don't know you know I just looked to my left and I found the solution so you know what scratch that idea I just yeah fuck it let's do it alright that's gonna Peggy scared the shit out of me just now Peggy's been doing this thing right where she turns herself on 282 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:59,940 At the middle of the night she turned on started cleaning the floor and started banging on my bed and I'm pretty sure I'm almost positive that it was a Benadryl dream in fact I hope it was because that shit scared the shit out of me I'm not gonna sugarcoat it okay 283 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:11,940 Benadryl I don't trust it because the thing is whenever I take Benadryl it works for my for my allergy sure but that shit gives me the worst fucking nightmares and I just get exhausted the whole day 284 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:40,940 If there's a non drowsy Benadryl could someone let me know I used to be a pharmaceutical technician and I don't know because I'm too lazy to Google this shit I just assume I'm right all the time and it's a very arrogant way to live I'm not gonna lie anyway that's gonna do it for this episode of the Meat Wheat Podcast my voice can literally not handle anymore I'm really trying here hopefully my allergies at least calm down by next week or you're gonna hear it in the next YouTube video that I release which is gonna be the next video 285 00:28:40,940 --> 00:29:08,940 I'm not gonna say soon because to be honest the hard part isn't editing the videos it's audio editing for some reason my MacBook has been acting funny and I know I'm gonna need a new one soon but I've also been looking for a house so I try to save money but help a brother out on the Patreon come on one or five dollar tiers that's all you need you don't gotta be as generous as my one contributor okay what the fuck was that 286 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:14,940 Peggy what the fuck okay Peggy just smashed in a dryer 287 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:20,940 What is up with my fucking Roomba man that thing's taking a mind of its own I started recording and it turned on 288 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:30,940 Is it voice activated is my shit AI I talked to one AI bot it tries to have sex with me and now my fucking Roomba is trying to get my attention while I'm recording the podcast this shit is 289 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:34,940 The modern world is a strange one isn't it 290 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:40,940 Did I expect to have Benadryl dreams of my Roomba trying to have sex with me no 291 00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:55,940 Wow that was a very very quick generalization of everything I was about to say but kind of good that I could do that because I'm out of time I got 10 seconds left so anyway it's gonna do it for this episode of the weekly podcast I try to say that really fast but I really can't with this voice 292 00:29:55,940 --> 00:30:05,940 I'll see you guys next week hopefully my voice will be better follow me on Instagram follow me on Twitter mostly on Twitter I'm not that into Instagram anymore I'm just sharing memes on there alright see you guys next week