1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,880 So, I'm just gonna cut right to it. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,960 I'm starting another hobby. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:05,960 That's right. 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,360 A lot of people have said, why do you have so many hobbies, man? 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,360 Just stick to one. 6 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,280 Well, I'm gonna tell you why. 7 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,920 I just always want to do something with my life, whether it's writing a book or doing 8 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,360 all kinds of stuff. 9 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,160 I'm actually looking forward to this one because it's something I've wanted to do for a long 10 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,600 time but I never had someone to do it with. 11 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,440 And my girlfriend agreed to do it with me. 12 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,440 We're gonna go kayaking. 13 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,200 I actually, I got one recently. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,480 I didn't get the expensive one, okay? 15 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,880 I know a lot of people are thinking, kayaks are like $500. 16 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,640 We got one for $100. 17 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:36,880 So it's not used either. 18 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,360 It was just on clearance. 19 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,560 Which I guess because of the color, to be honest. 20 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,320 Because it's kind of an ugly color. 21 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,320 It's like orange and black. 22 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,320 I don't know. 23 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,320 It looks weird. 24 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,640 But I'm excited to do it. 25 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,320 I'm even more excited to tell you guys that the second episode of Morbid Universe is out 26 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,320 now. 27 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,920 So if you guys aren't subscribed to that, go subscribe to it. 28 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,640 Morbid Universe episode 2, it's about psychopathy. 29 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,640 Check it out. 30 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,960 I worked a lot on it. 31 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:10,440 I also want to thank Sage and Nick for being on as well and giving their input. 32 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,840 Anyway. 33 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:28,760 So, why exactly have I always wanted to do kayaking? 34 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,600 To be honest, I've always wanted to do a lot of things. 35 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,880 I wanted to do zip lining, rock climbing, hiking, which I've done before. 36 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:35,880 That one's pretty fun. 37 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:40,400 Although, recently, because of some weather, some really bad weather, if you guys remember, 38 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:45,080 in the state of California, in the beginning of the year, we had an ancient dry lake come 39 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,080 back. 40 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,960 So, that took a huge toll on the valley. 41 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:54,200 And a lot of roads that I had to drive up or that I would have been able to drive up 42 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,200 are now destroyed. 43 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,040 We've got to wait for them to be fixed. 44 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,320 So it's going to be a while before I can do that. 45 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,800 The best part is, there was this place that I mentioned, right? 46 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:07,480 Several episodes ago, I mentioned a spot in the woods, in the mountains specifically, 47 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,900 near where I live. 48 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,200 It's about an hour drive straight up. 49 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:16,080 And it's a place where I had a very unique experience with the woods. 50 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:21,040 I mentioned it as a magical place. 51 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,120 That's as best as I can describe it. 52 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,840 A magical place. 53 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:27,560 The problem is, I found recently, I found it on the map, good for me, but I found that 54 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,440 the road to it was also destroyed in the flood. 55 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,760 And it was very far up there. 56 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,480 So it's going to be a while before I can go see it again. 57 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,400 Which is kind of sad, really. 58 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,800 I was looking forward to it. 59 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,240 As soon as I found it, I was so excited. 60 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:45,640 In fact, I even checked on Google Maps, is there any other way to go up there? 61 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,640 Everything is gone. 62 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:50,920 So it's going to be at least a year before I can go back up there. 63 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,360 And at the very least, I have it saved on my Google Maps. 64 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,040 I didn't know you could do that, by the way. 65 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,960 You could save locations on Google Maps. 66 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,960 One thing I will not do in this location, I'm not going to kayak. 67 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,520 The kayak that we have is not for rapid water. 68 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,920 It's for, it's for ponds, you know, it's just for lakes. 69 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,680 Not too crazy. 70 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:13,040 But I also have to follow a bunch of regulations, a bunch of protocol, California guidelines. 71 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,400 I don't have to buy a permit for it. 72 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,560 I'm surprised about that. 73 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,720 Unless I put a motor on it, in which case it's not a kayak anymore. 74 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,720 It's just a speedboat. 75 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,720 Um, that's something, I don't know. 76 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,040 It's not a speedboat. 77 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,980 I'm learning the terminology, okay? 78 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:26,640 But I've always wanted to be on the water. 79 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,320 I've always had a fascination with boats. 80 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:34,520 Not even just like, kayaking specifically I like because you can get up close and personal 81 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,520 with nature. 82 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,840 You can be there in the water, like right above it. 83 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,800 And with a big boat, you're just not, you know? 84 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,160 There's a big distance between you and the water. 85 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,160 And I don't like that. 86 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,800 I like being up close and personal because I mean, I guess for other people they'd be 87 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,800 scared of it. 88 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,480 I, I said I wouldn't burp, but here I am. 89 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,320 I personally am very well able to swim. 90 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,320 I'm very good at that. 91 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:00,080 If anything, later today we're going to go swimming, me and my girlfriend. 92 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,440 The thing is, I'm, I've never been challenged, you know what I mean? 93 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,440 When it comes to swimming. 94 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,680 I mean, I've swam in the ocean. 95 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:10,360 Thankfully there was no currents, but I don't want to, I don't want to risk it. 96 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:15,720 But yeah, kayaking seems something, seems like something that'd be really fun to try. 97 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,680 But before I do that, I'm going to have to go somewhere that's not too deep, not too 98 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:26,040 shallow, somewhere where I can paddle on the water, like on the surface as practice. 99 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,240 Because apparently there's a bit of a learning curve. 100 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:33,120 It seems easy enough with the paddling because both people have to paddle in unison. 101 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,600 And if, if you want to turn one person has to turn one way, one person has to go the 102 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:43,560 other and you know, it's, it's a lot of, um, what's the term? 103 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,080 You gotta, you gotta learn. 104 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,740 It's a learning curve, but at the same time it's different when two people are in a canoe 105 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:53,120 as opposed to when one person is, I'm still looking up everything. 106 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,840 So it's kind of exciting. 107 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,880 I'm actually really hyped to try it. 108 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880 Very hyped indeed. 109 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,920 Also, another thing, this is something I want to put out in the world. 110 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,920 Okay. 111 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,120 I want to move on, I want to put this out in the world because if I don't, I'll never 112 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:10,040 challenge myself again because I'm, I'm dealing with writer's block. 113 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,040 Okay. 114 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,120 And I have been for the better part of a year. 115 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,240 I mean a full year. 116 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,240 Okay. 117 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,020 I have two books that I'm working on. 118 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:18,520 One of them is near completion. 119 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:22,920 One of them is at the fucking like the intro. 120 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,200 That's how bad I am blocked. 121 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Okay. 122 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,600 The second one I much prefer to finish because it's almost done and it's one of my passion 123 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,020 projects that I've had for a long time. 124 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,720 But if I don't speak it out into the universe, I'll never get it done. 125 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,900 So I'm saying right now, I got to finish the tale of Gabriel part two. 126 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:41,680 Tale of Gabriel part one is out now on Amazon and I'll, I'll link it into the description, 127 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,560 but I mean, you don't gotta buy it. 128 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,560 Okay. 129 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,560 It's, it's there. 130 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,560 I wrote a book. 131 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,560 That's right. 132 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,240 I wrote two, but the second one's a bit darker. 133 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:54,200 I don't know if you're into like darker tales, but like sci-fi, all that kind of stuff, you 134 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,200 might like it. 135 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,680 There, there it is now spoken on the universe. 136 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 Okay. 137 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,680 Wow. 138 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,160 A lot of things have happened today. 139 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:08,320 As of today, I mean August 24th at eight o'clock. 140 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,120 So I'm actually, I'm not rushing this out. 141 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,380 I'm actually got, I've got a lot of content this, this episode. 142 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,120 The reason being is holy shit. 143 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,760 Trump's mugshot was released today, August 24th, 2023. 144 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,760 Okay. 145 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,240 Mark this day in the history books. 146 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,840 Now regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on, everyone knows that Trump 147 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:32,200 got impeached and a lot of legal stuff happened and his mugshot was released today. 148 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,240 By the way, a lot of people are sharing it on Twitter. 149 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,460 It is one of the most trending things I've ever seen. 150 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:41,320 Everyone unanimously is like getting the picture and he's like all angry in it and everything. 151 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,320 I don't know. 152 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,460 There's a bunch of people who are getting arrested right now. 153 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:46,720 It is a hell of a thing to see. 154 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,320 The thing is I'm not, I'm not entirely political. 155 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:55,480 You guys know this, but it is exciting to live through a historical event again, just 156 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,120 like when we covered January 6th was it? 157 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:02,800 You know, the, the storming of the white house, just, just like when we covered that. 158 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:08,120 It has been a hell of a year on top of August 24th being the day that Trump's mugshot was 159 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,440 released. 160 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:14,880 I also, well, I mentioned earlier in the podcast that I was a, I got a kayak and I was really 161 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,880 excited to use it. 162 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:21,960 Well I used it earlier and holy shit that is, there's a video of me not doing it for 163 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,960 the first time ever. 164 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,960 I immediately got how to paddle. 165 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,320 That's the turning that I struggle with. 166 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,320 It's very difficult. 167 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,160 You have to really maneuver the paddle around, but you also get really wet splashing it around, 168 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,160 but you know, you're in water. 169 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,800 What do you expect? 170 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,000 Although I'm definitely going to need a bigger body of water. 171 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,400 I did it in a pool, a above ground pool and I'm not going to lie. 172 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,400 That was fun. 173 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,400 It was so much fun. 174 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,400 I'm, I don't know. 175 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,720 I'm just sitting here all excited about it. 176 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,800 I need a bigger body of water to do it in, but I'm also very surprised with how high 177 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,800 up in the water it was. 178 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,120 Like I thought I needed deep water. 179 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:59,760 No, I was like right on the surface, which is awesome because that means that more bodies 180 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,360 of water nearby are, are up for it. 181 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:07,600 You know, more of them are, what's the term I'm looking for? 182 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,960 I have more opportunity because there's a lot of places out here that are shallow, but 183 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,600 you know, they're not like they got water in it. 184 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,960 You know, that's all I care about. 185 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:16,960 I just want to be on the water. 186 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,520 You know what I mean? 187 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,560 To give you a perspective on how high the water was for me, it was like, yeah, I was 188 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:29,160 in a pool, but when I got out, I realized that reaching the bottom of the, the kayak, 189 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,160 you know, near my foot, I was doing it like a comparison and get out. 190 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:36,760 It was around my, uh, my ankle or like the middle of my, like below my knee. 191 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,400 What is that spot called? 192 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,400 I don't know. 193 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,480 I don't know what it's called, but you know, it's not quite your knee, just underneath. 194 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,200 I went to medical school. 195 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,800 How did I forget this shit? 196 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,200 Um, damn it. 197 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,720 I'm trying to figure it out. 198 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,120 Your shin, there we go. 199 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,920 Your shin half halfway up your shin. 200 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,540 Why was it so difficult? 201 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:58,200 You know, like, like I was doing just fine. 202 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,680 I forgot to mention, I think I did mention it, but I'm just going to mention it again. 203 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,840 New YouTube videos in the works. 204 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,960 There is a lot of, um, there's a lot of footage. 205 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,960 Okay. 206 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,960 We went to universal studios. 207 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:15,680 I'm really excited about the video and I think I mentioned a previous episode, but I've been 208 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,440 again, I've been doing a lot of stuff. 209 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:18,440 Okay. 210 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,440 Okay. 211 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,920 I've been playing, uh, birth of the wild. 212 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,080 I'm almost done with it. 213 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:26,760 I'm trying to a hundred percent it, but I really, I don't know. 214 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,760 I don't know. 215 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,440 I've also been doing a lot of gardening, I guess. 216 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,440 Cutting grass. 217 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,440 Uh, my dog's had puppies finally. 218 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:40,080 I was waiting for, I was waiting for, what is it? 219 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:47,120 One of them gave birth the other day and today, August 24th again, the other one gave birth, 220 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:52,360 which is awesome because they, they now have, um, goddamn seven puppies. 221 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,360 That's a lot. 222 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,040 A lot of pure breeds too. 223 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,680 And it's awesome seeing them, but you know, you've got to maintain them. 224 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,840 You got to hold your breath while doing some stuff. 225 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,840 It's not bad. 226 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,960 It's just, it's so adorable because they were both really hungry. 227 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:08,000 So I got them this food specifically like to heal them while they were just sitting 228 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 there nursing the new puppies. 229 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,920 And you can hear them barking and everything. 230 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,920 They're not barking yet. 231 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 They're just whimpering. 232 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,360 I'm very loud whimpers. 233 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,120 The problem is I already have dogs here, so they're just kind of peeking in. 234 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:23,640 And every time they're peeking in, my dogs that recently gave birth are really upset 235 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,640 with that. 236 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,720 Like they'll bark, they'll snarl at them, like get away from the puppies. 237 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,440 And a very unique thing happened too. 238 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,680 You see two of the dogs that, um, the two dogs that gave birth, one of them is much 239 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,680 older than the other one. 240 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:40,080 In fact, one of them named Haysha is, um, the mother of the other one. 241 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,580 The problem is the younger one has never had puppies before, whereas Haysha has had it 242 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:47,400 way more before, you know, like, um, she's had a few babies already. 243 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,960 And the funny part about me is I leave them alone for one second. 244 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,320 Haysha goes to the other puppies, picks one up and just plays with it. 245 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,320 It's so adorable. 246 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,360 I just thought that was cute. 247 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:02,940 And Haysha's daughter was okay with it because you know, that's her mom. 248 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:08,920 But I don't know, it's so cute seeing maternal instincts in dogs, like in other animals. 249 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:13,560 It's sweet, you know, like you just, you look at it and you think, I don't know, that's 250 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,000 that's, that's wholesome. 251 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 It's touching my heart. 252 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Okay. 253 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,160 It's really touching my heart as someone who wants kids in the future that really touches 254 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,040 my heart seeing it. 255 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,520 And I mean it too. 256 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,680 It feels nice. 257 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,360 It also feels really good. 258 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,160 Um, how do I put this? 259 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,920 Joseph Pfister, I am very glad seeing you post again. 260 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,280 Like I'm going to be completely honest. 261 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,640 As of August 24th, he released a video today. 262 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,360 It is fucking art. 263 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,640 Like it's supposed to be that joke, you know, I'm living in your walls and he comes out 264 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,480 and it's like a, it's a big reveal, right? 265 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,600 It's the way he edits his videos. 266 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,660 It's just, it's so fucking inspirational, man. 267 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:57,440 Like if you, if you're listening to me right now, follow Doomer Cringe on TikTok. 268 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,280 I'm, I swear to God, he is, he's an artist, man. 269 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,280 He's fucking great. 270 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,440 I love his stuff. 271 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,360 Every time it comes out, he knows what he's doing. 272 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,600 It's either a funny video or a really well edited one. 273 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,200 And also follow Sophia Phoenix. 274 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,200 They work together. 275 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,200 I think they're both in sister. 276 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,200 Yeah, it's a sister. 277 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,120 Um, I don't know, man. 278 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:20,400 That video, like I was just watching it like Joseph, you, you, you about done yourself, 279 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,400 you know, I was waiting for a Renaissance and it fucking came in heaves. 280 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,560 You did really good in the last video. 281 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,840 I loved it. 282 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,720 I'm also glad to see that Balaake is like consistent. 283 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:34,000 Like he's been posting for a long time and I don't know, man. 284 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,640 He's just really going up there. 285 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:42,160 So, um, sorry, my Red Bull almost fell over. 286 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,360 Scratching Butt, you've been doing a lot of, a lot of good work lately. 287 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,880 Scratching Butt's videos recently have been well edited and they've been really funny. 288 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:50,880 I love them. 289 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:55,720 He's, he's taking his, um, his TikTok page in a new direction and I'm all for it. 290 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,120 Like it's funny. 291 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,240 It's, it's well edited, honestly. 292 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,400 The editing is what makes me laugh because it's, you have to see to believe it. 293 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,720 I don't know how to explain it, but you gotta watch it. 294 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:10,680 I just wanted to bring this out here, but, uh, Moodahar from some ordinary gamers, uh, 295 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,440 he posted on his Twitter, he recently hit a billion views on his channel on YouTube. 296 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,360 By the way, here at the Meatweed Podcast, we congratulate him. 297 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,760 Honestly, that's, it's well deserved. 298 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,680 Moodahar, you make some great videos, okay? 299 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,960 Seriously, rooting for you. 300 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:29,800 I noticed something today when I was out there, um, kayaking on the outside, actually touching 301 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,460 grass. 302 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:35,200 I noticed a number of, whoa, what's going on here? 303 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,720 My bad, I got a phone call. 304 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,560 Let this be a lesson to always turn off your phone when you're working. 305 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,400 But at the same time, I had to go pick up someone, so it's all right. 306 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,240 Anyway, I keep fucking seeing this meme. 307 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:50,280 Um, I know it's an older one, but I keep seeing it was just the cat that goes, Monday left 308 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,280 me broken. 309 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,520 You know, that one, but I was not aware. 310 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,520 I think it's a rumor. 311 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:59,240 I think it's, I think someone lied to me, but I heard that the singer of that song died. 312 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,840 Like again, I have no idea. 313 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,840 I'm going to Google it right now. 314 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,840 Why not? 315 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,720 I don't even know what the person's name is. 316 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,720 Okay. 317 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,280 That's, that's, that's sad. 318 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,880 Um, his, um, his cause of death was a suicide. 319 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:19,320 So back in 2018, I did not know that by the way, I do feel it's kind of, I don't know 320 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,880 if it's ironic or if it's something that we should maybe honor, cherish. 321 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,140 I don't know how to see these things, right? 322 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:31,000 When it comes to certain memes, there's also, there's always people that die, but are a 323 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 meme. 324 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,640 And the thing is that the meme outlives them, right? 325 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,000 Cause I didn't know that Avicii was dead. 326 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I okay. 327 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I knew about it. 328 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,200 I just didn't know it was a suicide and I didn't know how long ago it was. 329 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,200 This is 2018. 330 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,880 That was a while ago. 331 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,600 And the thing is I, I never cared for the song. 332 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,960 I didn't know about the guy, but I saw the memes and now I'm thinking, okay, so the meme 333 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,440 made him live a bit longer, you know, in our minds. 334 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:56,920 Cause we have this thing in a Mexican tradition where as long as you remember someone's name 335 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,320 and face, they're not really dead. 336 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320 You know, they're not fully dead. 337 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:04,300 No one fully and truly dies until they're completely forgotten. 338 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:09,920 And I think memes, you know, using that logic, memes extend your life. 339 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,280 So I thought that was interesting. 340 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:17,680 Also, I didn't realize how big of a variety of memes are where there's a meme for everything. 341 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:22,400 Like you could just generate a random meme based on like when you drink water, you know, 342 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400 that's a fucking meme. 343 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,360 In fact, I know it is. 344 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,440 All right. 345 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:30,840 It's just, how do you, how do you explain that to someone who doesn't know internet 346 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,840 lingo? 347 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,840 You know what I mean? 348 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,840 It's confusing. 349 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,840 I need to bring this up right now. 350 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840 This caught me off guard. 351 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,720 What the fuck just happened? 352 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,520 Look at TikTok has these things, right? 353 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,520 It's always updating. 354 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,280 It's got these things that if you really look into it, it's interesting. 355 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,280 Sure. 356 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,280 Whatever. 357 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,280 Why not? 358 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,360 Why in the holy mother of fuck did it just offer me how to make an IED? 359 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,640 I don't want to know how to do that. 360 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,880 Are you kidding me? 361 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,880 It gets worse. 362 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,880 Okay. 363 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880 It wasn't just a video. 364 00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,800 It says you might like this series and it offers it says, would you like to purchase 365 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,800 it? 366 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,120 Naturally, I was curious to see what the price would be. 367 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,440 So I looked it up and said, sorry, this is no longer available, but it keeps offering 368 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,880 it. 369 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,480 Why offer something that doesn't exist? 370 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,920 It's crazy to me, but that's, that's tick tock, man. 371 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,920 That's the nature of tick tock. 372 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,540 Tick tock is very bizarre. 373 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,920 You know, you learn a lot of stuff on there. 374 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,600 You really shouldn't learn. 375 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:25,160 Like there's this series that I like about this guy who reviews food, but then immediately 376 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:31,560 just goes off about political stuff or things that aren't discussed in mainstream media, 377 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,560 stuff like that. 378 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,560 You know what I mean? 379 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,900 But at the same time, I don't know, it's kind of annoying. 380 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:40,600 At some point he just kind of loses his appeal, I guess. 381 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,560 Like he'll go, that looks good. 382 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,120 And then he'll go the U S embassy, this and that and whatnot. 383 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,440 And you know, good for him. 384 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,280 But like, I don't know, man. 385 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,680 After a while, it just kind of gets the same, samey. 386 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,680 You know what I mean? 387 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,680 It's like, what can we even do about this shit, dude? 388 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,680 Nothing. 389 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,680 You can't do anything about it. 390 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,920 Just lay there and enjoy it. 391 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,560 I get, no, no, don't do that. 392 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,400 But yeah, that's, that's the kind of stuff I'm watching a lot. 393 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,320 Also a lot of cooking, a lot of travel stuff. 394 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,720 Now that I have the kayak thing, I'm learning more about that. 395 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,680 The kayak is, I can't get over how fucking fun it is, dude. 396 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,520 Seriously, like I've, I've dreamed about having a kayak since I was a kid. 397 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,160 And now that I have one and I've used it, I can honestly say another thing off the bucket 398 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,160 list. 399 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,160 You know what I mean? 400 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,120 By the way, I keep mentioning this bucket list, but that bucket list is getting very, 401 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,120 very light. 402 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,120 You know what I mean? 403 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,000 There's not much left on the bucket list to do. 404 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,280 I was thinking maybe visit Russia, but not right now. 405 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:39,160 While we're on the topic of internet, internet things in general, I, we could talk about 406 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,000 how Spotify recently labeled both of my podcasts accurately. 407 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,940 Actually, I'm really proud about that. 408 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,280 One of them, meet with podcast, you know, the one you're listening to now is labeled 409 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,840 as arts and entertainment. 410 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,840 By the way, thank you for that. 411 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,080 I actually love that. 412 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,920 That's, that's something that's accurate. 413 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,920 Okay. 414 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:01,120 A lot of websites for some reason label me as a news, which, oh, you know what? 415 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,120 That's probably on me. 416 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,260 The first time I ever made an ad, I said it was like internet news, which is still kind 417 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:09,640 of accurate, but I just read whatever's trending on Twitter. 418 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,840 Another one is a story slash true crime for morbid universe. 419 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,840 That one's accurate. 420 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,840 I like that. 421 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,040 There's something we got to discuss that unfortunately I'll be honest. 422 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:22,400 I've been pussy footing around it because it's one of those topics that for me is pushing 423 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:27,320 the limit because we have rules on this podcast and that is one, no politics, two, no racism, 424 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,960 three, nothing too controversial. 425 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:35,120 The problem is this one falls into two of the three categories, which again, I don't 426 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,640 want to go too deep into it. 427 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,760 I don't want to offend anyone. 428 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,280 I don't want to upset anyone. 429 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280 Okay. 430 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,440 Nonetheless, we must talk about it. 431 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,400 This is important for a number of reasons. 432 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400 Okay. 433 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,480 We already brushed up on it earlier and again, I, I pussy fitted around it again, but I don't 434 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,120 want to do it this time because here's the thing. 435 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:59,520 A United States president has never been put in jail except for one Ulysses S Grant while 436 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,520 in office. 437 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,520 He was put in jail. 438 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,080 The thing is there's a difference here. 439 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:08,720 You know, uh, Trump is no longer in office, but you know, at the same time, it, it really 440 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,520 has a lot of implications here because you got to understand there's a thing about his 441 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,520 followers. 442 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,400 He's a personal personality, so to speak. 443 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:20,480 Those who are followers of Trump are very, very devoted to him. 444 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,680 And that's, it's, it's worrisome to think about the implications because we are, we 445 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,520 all remember the beginning of the year, right? 446 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,880 January 6th. 447 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,880 Okay. 448 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:34,740 Now that was, that was big, big news, right? 449 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,000 This is going to just anger them even more. 450 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,240 It begs the question. 451 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:44,680 It makes a man think what's going to happen later on, you know, is there some big storm 452 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,680 brewing? 453 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,320 We don't know, but at the same time, you know, be vigilant and just, just be sure nothing 454 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,320 crazy is going to happen. 455 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320 I hope not. 456 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:57,440 Seriously, this is not, this is not me like pussy footing or this is not me saying something. 457 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,760 This is no double meaning. 458 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:03,520 I worry about when things like this happen because this is a big deal. 459 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:09,000 So if, if you think someone's acting suspicious all of a sudden, Hey, maybe bring it up, but 460 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,800 I, I don't know who to bring it up to. 461 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,480 That's the problem. 462 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,160 Again, big implications here. 463 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,960 Let's just see where it goes. 464 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,840 That's all I wanted to bring up about that. 465 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,860 You know, I started the keto diet on Sunday. 466 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,280 It's not going well. 467 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:30,320 Um, I think I mentioned earlier, but I just can't get over the fact that I have the same 468 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,280 side effects as when I was quitting smoking. 469 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,280 Let me, let me put more into detail. 470 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,280 What happened? 471 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,920 I was a soda, that was my brother's, it was Dr. Pepper, right? 472 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,400 It looked crisp, looked delicious. 473 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,400 I could not have it. 474 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,360 I physically was sweating and I had shakes. 475 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:50,540 Like I wanted to grab it and chug the whole thing, but you know, would have defeated the 476 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,540 purpose of keto. 477 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:53,360 It is not easy. 478 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,160 I fucking miss bread. 479 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,160 Okay. 480 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,920 Like there's a ketogenic bread that I bought. 481 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,000 It's not as good as regular bread. 482 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,440 You lie to yourself saying, yeah, it's just as good. 483 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,800 I also tried almond butter instead of peanut butter. 484 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,120 It has a consistency of wet sand, but it tastes like almonds. 485 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:11,120 So it's not bad, but it takes some getting used to. 486 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:16,960 I spread an incredibly thin layer on a piece of keto bread and it was the saddest meal 487 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,960 I've ever had. 488 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,360 But I mean, it filled me up at least. 489 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,480 And then after that, I followed it with a gallon of water. 490 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,440 Like I don't know. 491 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,800 I don't know if I'm doing this right. 492 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,800 Okay. 493 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,800 I feel weird. 494 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,800 I feel very weird. 495 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,040 The other day too, because of this, I went to the gym and I was exercising and I had 496 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,160 maybe a third of the energy. 497 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,960 I no longer have the carbohydrates in my body. 498 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,040 And I guess it's just burning through fat at this point. 499 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:46,760 Like I was able to do my mile and a half, but that's pretty much it. 500 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:50,800 Like I try to lift weights and everything and I just, I could not do it. 501 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,120 I have weights in the other room and I'm scared to try it. 502 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,440 Here's the difference between this diet and the rest. 503 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,960 This one I'm actually sticking with because there's far more options for keto than I 504 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:00,960 anticipated. 505 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,320 And I'm very hopeful for this one. 506 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,840 The only difference is there's a hurdle you're supposed to get past, right? 507 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,160 You're supposed to get past ketosis and it feels a certain way. 508 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:16,000 I think I feel it now because it's been since Sunday, which by the time you hear this, it's 509 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 going to be Friday. 510 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,120 I'm actually uploading this in one hour. 511 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,040 So that's how recent this is right now. 512 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,520 I have chills. 513 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,480 So I don't know if that's a good thing or not. 514 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,200 Every time I mentioned ketosis, my body like shivers a bit, but I've noticed some weights 515 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,120 coming off like immediately. 516 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,640 Like it's actually pretty quick. 517 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,620 So those who want to try keto, go ahead and try it. 518 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:40,920 It is very good to cut back on sugar, but for me I'm cutting it entirely. 519 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,240 And it feels, you physically feel the addiction to sugar. 520 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:49,160 Like some people can go, Oh, I can't go a day without sugar or caffeine. 521 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,520 Well actually try it, you know, actually try to go those few days without it and you'll 522 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,520 feel it. 523 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,200 Your body feels so different. 524 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,160 Right now how I feel, right? 525 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,560 Is it's not lethargy. 526 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,880 I feel like, I feel like I've been in fast forward my entire life and I'm finally on 527 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,200 regular, you know, if that makes any sense to you, you know, thank you. 528 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,160 First of all, but that's the best I can explain it. 529 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,720 Like it feels just like that word for word. 530 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:21,840 What I just said, imagine that imagine your entire life, you've been going at fast forward 531 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,120 and now you've slowed down basically back to regular speed. 532 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,560 My heart feels good. 533 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,560 Like I'm not going to lie. 534 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:34,080 I feel like, I feel like my heart racing was a side effect of all the sugar and caffeine 535 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,120 and carbohydrates I was eating. 536 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,000 Cause I was eating monstrous amounts. 537 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Okay. 538 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,820 I was the guy who, if I was eating pasta, I would just keep eating. 539 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:47,180 Like even after I was full, I was, I would keep eating and I'm noticing a lot of things 540 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,840 about myself and I'm very self conscious now. 541 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,840 I hate it. 542 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:57,080 I really hate it, but this is dieting, I guess it, it took some getting used to, but I think 543 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,080 I'm there. 544 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,160 That's the best part about it for me. 545 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:06,080 Cause I was really, I was also really addicted to soda and you know, that went away really 546 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,320 quickly. 547 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,920 That was the first thing that went away for me. 548 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,600 After that, I've just been, you know what it was? 549 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,680 I was also, I was also a big fan of crumble cookies. 550 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,240 I'd get the new brand every week. 551 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,240 Don't do that. 552 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,240 Um, please don't. 553 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,560 That shit is so bad for you. 554 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,480 The only thing I like about keto right now, right? 555 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:28,600 Is that because it's become a popular diet, there are way more options again. 556 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,720 And it, it helps. 557 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:36,800 It helps immensely because my favorite thing about the keto diet is I can eat steak, you 558 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,800 know, I can eat meat. 559 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,120 I'm fine with that. 560 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:48,360 I can eat fish and I can eat, yeah, chicken, fish, you know, meat, animals, and it tastes 561 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,360 good. 562 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:54,280 The only problem is if I want a burger, it has to be wrapped in lettuce and no ketchup. 563 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,280 That's it. 564 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,280 That's a keto burger right there. 565 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,440 Regular burger, wrap it in lettuce, no ketchup. 566 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,680 And just for, just on the safe side, no mustard either. 567 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,600 Is it, is, is mustard keto? 568 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,600 Let me check. 569 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600 Okay. 570 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600 Yeah. 571 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,600 Live, live on, live on the air. 572 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:15,400 We're Googling is mustard keto. 573 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,400 Let's look at it. 574 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,520 Mustard is a great keto friendly condiment. 575 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,000 You want to avoid some mustard such as honey mustard. 576 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Got it. 577 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,360 Honey mustard is not keto. 578 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,360 Regular mustard is. 579 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360 Now we know. 580 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:34,560 Me and my girlfriend went to this event the other day that was really fun where on Sundays, 581 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:41,360 if you go to PetSmart, you can, you can hold the cats that are, that are upper adoption. 582 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,200 And honestly, it's, I don't know, it's, it's, it was fun. 583 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,680 I really liked it. 584 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,760 It is something so simple about going into a PetSmart and just looking at the pets, even 585 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,520 if you don't intend to buy any. 586 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:56,720 Like I walked in and I looked at all the lizards and stuff and that used to be my strong suit. 587 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,120 I used to collect lizards and stuff. 588 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:03,760 Many of which actually some of them were released in my backyard. 589 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,320 And the thing about where I live, right, is it's such a unique ecosystem that they're 590 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,320 thriving. 591 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,000 They're actually very much thriving here. 592 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,880 So that's a thing. 593 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,880 Blue belly lizards. 594 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,720 You guys know what kind of lizards those are. 595 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,120 You know that everyone has this rumor where they're like poisonous if they bite you and 596 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,120 stuff. 597 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,960 I don't know if that's true or not. 598 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,800 And at this point in my life, I'm actually surprised I've never Googled that. 599 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,520 It is blowing my fucking mind right now that I never Googled this because she's a thing. 600 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,720 Live on air. 601 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,880 I Googled blue belly lizard. 602 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,880 That's what we call them here. 603 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,920 And that is not their name at all. 604 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,000 Nor are they poisonous, nor are they venomous in any way. 605 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,480 Like you can hold them and if they bite you, it's fine. 606 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480 You're fine. 607 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,920 It's called the western fence lizard. 608 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,240 They were all over our backyard. 609 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,720 And the thing is, these crossbreeded with green anoles that we had and they made a unique 610 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,560 lizard that was very small but cute. 611 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,840 I love those lizards, right? 612 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,120 When I was a kid, I absolutely loved everything reptile. 613 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,400 I was all about that life. 614 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:08,040 In fact, I would have gotten a snake if my mom wasn't incredibly afraid of them. 615 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,640 Like she has a huge phobia of snakes to the point where if she sees one, she'll just like 616 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,120 freak out. 617 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:17,800 I understand it because you know our history is that in Mexico, the most common snake is 618 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,000 the rattlesnake. 619 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,480 And yeah, it's totally normal to have a fear of snakes when that's your, that's what you 620 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,360 were raised with. 621 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,360 I was not. 622 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,600 I was raised with corn snakes. 623 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,360 A lot of them which we could just grab out of the ground. 624 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,960 They hated it but you know if they bit you, you'd be fine. 625 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,760 Just wash off the blood. 626 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,840 It's funny thinking about the differences between your childhood and your parents childhood. 627 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,840 You gotta understand, unless you're living in the same country, there is a night and 628 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:44,840 day difference. 629 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,000 You know what I mean? 630 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,640 I'm talking entirely because like Mexico's jurisdiction, Mexico's like governance, governance, 631 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,640 I said that wrong. 632 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:57,520 Yeah governance versus the United States is like super different. 633 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,600 The thing is, it's hard to explain. 634 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,160 If you live in Mexico, you understand that there's a lot of things you can't do that 635 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,320 in America you just can't and it's very normal here. 636 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,080 For example, freedom of speech. 637 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080 It's a thing here in the US. 638 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080 We love it. 639 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080 We use it all the time. 640 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,160 In Mexico, not so much but it's hard to explain why. 641 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,000 Specifically there's like, like if you're on TV and you go you know fuck the government 642 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,280 and this and that and you're like a big named star, you should run. 643 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,400 You're a target now. 644 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,120 That's what that means. 645 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:30,720 But at the same time, you know, different country, different set of rules, okay? 646 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,720 Different constitution. 647 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,320 That's just how it is. 648 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,600 Every country has their own set of rules. 649 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:42,760 Like it's just I guess when you're born and raised with it, it's different from when you 650 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,280 have kids and you move to another location. 651 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,560 You know what I mean? 652 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,720 I was born here but still. 653 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,080 I was born in LA. 654 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,080 Actually I was born in Lakewood. 655 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:57,960 So if anyone out there from Lakewood, California, you are currently living where I was born. 656 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,020 So you know, shout out to my LA boys. 657 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,160 Is Lakewood LA? 658 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,160 I'm going to say it is. 659 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,920 Anyway, I don't know why I went so long on that. 660 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920 What was this episode man? 661 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,680 I just love kayaking so much. 662 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,600 Yep, we're back to it. 663 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,800 I'm going to kayak some more. 664 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,120 I'm thinking of buying another one just because like if they're on clearance, I'm going to 665 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,240 buy another one just so me and my girlfriend have our own and it'd be like so cool. 666 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,020 You know, just to fucking paddle around and stuff. 667 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,400 We definitely got to practice together though babe, okay? 668 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,400 I know you're listening so we got to practice together. 669 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,080 Anyway, that's going to do it for this episode of the Meet We Podcast. 670 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:38,360 If you're listening on New York City Podcast Network, please vote this episode up and if 671 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:43,600 you're listening on Spotify, be sure to like and you know, give me five stars. 672 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,440 Be sure to share it with people and comment. 673 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,840 Like there's actually a comment feature on Spotify now. 674 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,080 Be sure to comment on the episode. 675 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,200 You know, say whatever you're feeling. 676 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,740 There's a Patreon and also a new link, two new links in the link tree. 677 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,920 It's actually two my books. 678 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,240 You can find them on Amazon. 679 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240 You don't got to buy them. 680 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,840 Just check them out if you listen to me and because these are books that I made when I'm 681 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,240 much younger. 682 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:14,260 But now, now I have an incentive to actually, you know, finish the stories which have been 683 00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:16,280 in a Google Doc for a month now. 684 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,600 I need to get back to it. 685 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600 Alright, see you guys next week. 686 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:31,400 I'm going to be working on some books.