Fuck it. Volume warning. I've been practicing something just every now and then.
So I know I'm gonna need a backup for this one because it was loud as hell last time I did it.
Alright, let's do this. Volume warning by the way.
Ahem.
Ugggggggghhhhh
Ahem.
Eh.
Ahem.
Don't Mongolian throat sing at 9pm.
Ahem.
We'll come back to the Meatweed podcast where I um...
I swore I did it earlier. You know what? I'm not even gonna try it again.
This whole show is improv anyway.
Anyway, this week's been slow.
I'm not even going to sugar coat it.
But I've had a great weekend, you know, chilling with my girlfriend, planning some stuff right
now.
And I just been thinking about that.
Also, I've been working more on morbid universe.
I did a lot more research and to be honest, it's just bumming me out.
So I had to record a regular episode.
I was hoping I'd get Logan on by now, but my boy's busy.
He recently got his degree.
I just want to shout him out.
Proud of you, Logan.
Also, we're about to reach 13,000 views, so thank you all for that as well.
And New York City Podcast Network has listed our last episode again as a staff favorite.
So you know what?
I love that.
Thank you guys.
Alright, let's jump into it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're starting off strong.
So this is dog called Casper, right?
Right now currently making the news because of some not even this is not Disney shit.
No, this is I would this is Quentin Tarantino shit for sure.
Okay.
Depicted as a picture of a dog on the news article, different colored eyes and everything.
It's a farm herd called Casper faced off 11 coyotes and killed eight of them.
He was missing for two days right after which they believed he was tracking the remains
of coyotes and finished finishing the job.
So there were 11 coyotes.
He killed eight of them.
Two of them got away.
He tracked them down.
He finished the job and came back.
His vet said that he was lucky to be alive and his owner said he will have him retire
from herding.
Look, I I've always said, you know, I love dogs.
Okay.
I've I absolutely love dogs.
The thing about him, right?
There is a level of loyalty that a dog will show you that a cat or any animal on this
planet will not rivaling only other humans.
This dog fucking shit it tracked down the other coyotes and finished the fucking job.
That is metal as fuck.
That's earning the medal badge of the of the of the year.
I'm now giving that out.
Why not?
Fuck it.
One once a year because like honestly I couldn't be bothered.
Someone else keep track of it for me.
Okay, thanks.
And Casper hats off to you.
We'd love to have you on the podcast.
We know you're a dog and you can't speak English or at all.
But you know, that's fine bark bark.
I speak your language.
This week has been eventful for me specifically.
Look, aside from the dog murders.
Why not?
We could talk about something else that happened.
Normally I do not talk about issues that resolve or issues that issues.
Well, what issues that occur where I live because I don't like doxing myself.
I don't like telling people where I live.
But the thing is a majority of people who listen to me are from down the street or in
a majority you from around Sacramento area.
Look, I'm probably going to give stuff away or I'm probably going to give away where I'm
from.
The thing is my my gym right I love going to the gym.
And right now a lot of people like going to the pool because there's an Olympic sized
swimming pool really really big one.
I don't know what happened but there is police tape around the fucking thing.
They drained it of water and there's notices saying on July 17th or on July 7th something
like that five people were hospitalized for swimming in this pool.
Wow.
The thing is I asked for more information.
The problem is it's kind of allowed Jim because a lot of people could do like heavier lifting
and stuff.
I couldn't quite hear what they were saying.
But I mean it was resolved.
Everyone who went to the hospital is okay.
But that's still a fucking that's huge.
Okay.
It's huge news around here in such a small town.
Everyone's going to know about it.
And yeah, of course, my gossipy bitch ass just fucking spread the word.
That's one of the highlights of my week.
But seriously, it's it's not every day something completely out of left field happens at your
gym.
Yeah.
And you just want to talk about it.
Yeah.
I'm not going to tell you what gym I go to.
Okay.
It's not Planet Fitness.
I can't do Planet Fitness.
I have to spend more than a certain amount a month on a gym because the thing is if I
spend only five dollars on the gym, it's not going to make me go.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to be like, oh, five dollars a month.
That's not a big.
That's not a big deal.
If you spend more money on a gym, you are more likely to go because you're going to
you're going to think, OK, I'm investing all this money to this gym.
I better use my money's worth.
And to be fair, I've been doing that because of the amount of money I'm spending on the
gym.
I'm going more often.
And even when I'm done with work and I'm dirty and I'm tired, I still go.
Fuck it.
Why not?
Let's get these gains.
By the way, I don't know if you guys have noticed, but you know, I'm just going to say
it.
I've been doing cardio a lot.
I mentioned it in the previous episodes, but I switched it up.
I'm doing drinking creatine in the form of bang and lifting weights again.
Let's see how fucking big I can really get.
I've gotten pretty big in the past and then I let myself go.
Time to go.
And then tend to come back.
This is not an alpha male podcast.
I want to fucking specify that.
OK, we don't do that alpha male shit here.
We are ourselves and we love ourselves.
OK, seriously.
If you're not comfortable in your own skin, lifting a bunch of weights is not going to
make you comfortable.
However, it'll make you look fucking cool.
So go ahead and do it.
I love to talk sometimes.
The algorithm knows me too well.
Look, there's these slideshows that come on where it's just a shit ton of memes, right?
And that's all.
That's all it is.
And like they have some goofy music in the background.
Every time I see them, I just can't help but fucking laugh, especially.
There's some bangers too, like there's one here.
Preschool.
Imagine if a preschool teacher gave out these stickers instead of gold stars and it's stickers
that you'd find that a daily a deli aisle like.
One of the stickers is boneless.
Another this is roast beef and cheese.
Imagine if your kid gets good grades in school instead.
Get up a gold star to get roast beef and cheese sticker.
It gets even better.
One of them is abnormal and another just as deceased.
That's the sticker you're getting.
Okay, I can't.
I can't even focus, dude.
I'm just fucking thinking about I have my phone in my hand.
I'm just looking at these TikTok memes.
I don't know why.
I I procrastinate too much.
I swear to God.
Look, if you wanted it.
The fucking.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I can't fucking stop laughing.
That's the stupidest joke ever.
Some guys typing and he the letter L that keyboard fucking broke.
The letter L on his keyboard broke.
For some reason, he has a picture of the letter L and it's covered in blue flames.
He's just more fucking L. God damn it.
Okay, I had to calm down.
Fun times, fun times at the meatweed podcast.
And I'm looking at this meme.
Another one.
Okay, I hope to God that this is true, but I'm thinking it's not.
If it's not, whatever.
But it'd be funny if it was true.
If your package falls in the ocean, the.
Like if you have a package in transit, it falls in the ocean.
Are they they're legally supposed to tell you, right?
Like that shit's gone.
This isn't going to make sense to anyone but me.
But can you all stop calling Patrick from SpongeBobpedia fucking Trish?
Damn it.
You know what?
There is a thing that happened this week.
I don't know if I want to talk about it, though.
I said it with was it 8 in or Adam 22?
One of those guys, right?
One of those podcasts with like alpha male, whatever.
Some guy got his wife fucked by someone else.
Apparently the biggest dick in porn, which, you know, that's a thing, I guess.
But it's not a topic I'll cover on the podcast.
I'm sorry.
OK, I'm not going to I'm not going to talk about that.
I don't we don't do that here.
Fuck it.
I'll summarize.
He got cocked by the biggest dick in porn.
That's as simple as I can put it.
I actually forgot what we were talking about before.
I'm not going to lie.
But I have to I know it's late in the episode, but I got to do this right now.
Diane Bell on Twitter.
Thank you so much for your words of encouragement.
I I got messages from them saying, you know, they appreciate the podcast and I appreciate
your kind words.
Thank you.
They really do mean a lot.
And I'm glad they noticed that, too.
The thing is, my DMs are always open.
And you know, you want to give me words of encouragement.
I'm more than happy to hear them.
I'll give you some back.
And they actually gave me some good advice.
I'm thinking there's a chance that I'll look into becoming a VTuber for one of those 2D
ones, kind of like Saber Spark.
But that's you know, that's my work on my end doesn't matter to me.
I'm happy to do it.
However, I'm more than open to the idea.
I just need more emails telling me, would you like to see that?
Then if so, then yeah, I'll look into making another one.
I'll use my microphone avatar or whatever.
But yeah, that's in the works right now.
And we got to talk about something real quick.
I just remembered that Barbie and Oppenheimer are going to be playing this by the time this
podcast comes out, actually.
So I'm telling you guys right now, check out the movie.
There's a lot of people who are buying both tickets, my cousin included, my cousin Tony.
He's buying one of the tickets, going, leaving, enjoying his day and then coming back and
watching the second movie.
I forget which one he's watching first.
I think he's watching Oppenheimer first.
But I don't know, something about Oppenheimer is really getting to me.
You know, I know Ryan Gosling, or like everyone's looking at it going, oh wow, he's literally
me.
But like, that's, I hope that's not the whole reason that people are watching Barbie movies
because like he's like this meme icon, okay?
I don't know how to explain it.
Ryan Gosling has this effect on movies where he's the literally me character because he's
in the past, he played this main character in Drive and he was like this lonely guy who
didn't want to interact with anyone, but he was really skilled and really handsome and
attractive.
He had this cool sweater.
He knew how to drive really well.
You know, this guy who like was picturesque, but also a loner.
So a lot of incels and a lot of people on the internet who are very quiet and self-reserved,
they related to him.
And also this same trope continued when he was in Blade Runner 2049 and he just, he really
hit the nail on the head on that one, right?
But is him being in a movie the sole reason you're going to watch it?
If that's the whole reason, more power to you, honestly.
Really doesn't matter.
Nothing matters in this world, honestly.
It's all pretty chill, do whatever the fuck you want.
But it's kind of funny to me that Ryan Gosling is the main reason a lot of people are watching
the movie, which you know, more power to him.
That's a strong effect that an actor can have on a movie.
And also the other actors, I forget her name.
Speaking of the main actress for Barbie, I forget her name.
Hang on.
See, the main reason I forgot her name is because it's hard to pronounce.
People are calling her Margaret Robbie, but it's pronounced Margo Robbie.
Okay?
But that's besides the point.
I wanted to make sure to get the pronunciation right, you know, just had to respect.
And now we're back to disrespect because the thing is, Twitter is absolutely fucking full
of degenerates.
And I'm saying this right now as someone who loves and respects the platform, despite the
fact that one, I don't care for Elon Musk, two, I don't care for a lot of people on the
website.
I mean a shit ton.
Like you guys are vicious.
And also you're all perverts because for some reason Margo Robbie is now kind of the face
right now because of Barbie obviously, but people took a clip that she said in an interview,
not out of context, but they took it and ran with it, you know?
They were given an inch and they took the rest of the world because fuck me.
That was okay.
I'm just going to talk about it.
She mentioned something about how people wanted to pay money to see pictures of her feet.
Again, already weird.
But why?
Why in God's name did they use it as an advertisement for feet finder.com?
By the way, I am not advertising them.
Don't go to that fucking website.
Seriously, I'm so tired of going on Twitter and these big meme pages sell out for hundreds
of, okay, like maybe a few thousand dollars or a handful of bills, you know, like a small
amount of money.
And they go here, advertise a little thing and put feet finder.com in the description.
I'm not going to do that shit.
Okay.
I'm not going to advertise for porn or anything.
Hell, I was raised in the Bible, Val.
You really think I'm going to fucking listen to that shit?
No.
But Jesus, I was really, no, I wasn't really raised Christian.
I'm not going to lie.
I was raised with a lot of beliefs.
I believe in myself.
I am God.
I'm just fucking with you.
Okay.
Now that's egotistical.
All right.
Back to the topic.
Yeah.
They got that clip where she talks about people wanting to pay money to see her feet and they
got the clip.
They put it in a caption saying she would have made more money on feet fighter.com and
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm really sick of seeing all these websites advertising it.
Like at the very least, could you schedule that thing?
Like maybe like, you know, like, cause, cause there's people who I've seen a handful, like
a tiny amount of pages that'll go, Hey, I'm going to advertise in about an hour.
Okay.
At least they gave us a warning.
And at that point we can go and run with it.
It's like, okay, five o'clock mute them for an hour or something, or just unfollowed them
entirely.
Followed them back at a later date.
That's how it happens people.
That's just how it happens.
But yeah, they took Margot Robbie's clip and ran with it.
And they ran very, very, very far.
It's just kind of annoying to me seeing that, but it's funny to me too, because Oppenheimer
isn't getting the same treatment, you know, the whole Barnaby versus Oppenheimer thing.
It's not really a versus.
It's more of a, we're going to watch both movies.
I'm going to be honest when Oppenheimer was first, was first brought up, I was more excited
to see that movie.
I saw the Barbie movie and I thought Ryan Gosling's in it.
And then slowly that's all I said.
And then I realized out loud, I said it.
Ryan Gosling is in the movie.
That is probably the only reason that I care.
Also Margot Robbie, who, you know, a lot of people love because she was Harlequin.
Yeah, Harlequin.
I forget the names.
I don't know.
I don't watch superhero movies anymore.
Okay.
Let's go back to it.
So between two movies, right?
Which one sounds significantly more interesting?
The creation of the atomic bomb, the world's most powerful weapon, so powerful that it's
essentially illegal to use it.
Not to have it, just to use it.
Okay.
Because it's considered overpowered and you know, the MAD and everything.
Mad is mutually assured destruction for those who do not know.
If one country launches a nuke, all of them will and mankind will be destroyed.
The other is a plastic doll.
Make your choice.
I mean, they both sound awesome.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
Let me put it this way.
No sugar coating, no anything.
I fuck with Oppenheimer.
Okay.
I'm a history buff.
That's just what I am.
I've always liked history and there's things that interest me, right?
One of them is history, especially World War II.
I think everyone went through a phase, every man anyway, went through a phase where every
straight man, let me specify, which I'm bisexual but still, every man went through a phase
where they were really interested in World War II and every racist man was very interested
in the Nazi.
You know, you get it.
Essentially, World War II was a fascinating topic.
For me, the most fascinating thing about it was the atom bomb because it was a weapon
so powerful, just ludicrously powerful that we kept making it stronger and stronger and
the first bomb was theorized that if it is as powerful as we theoretically think it is,
it can destroy the world.
And my favorite quote is that one where it's like, we quoted the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad
Gita, now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Like that's a fucking sick title right there.
That's awesome.
And yeah, the one is Barbie.
Again, let me reiterate, that's all it is.
You know what I mean?
The difference between the two, I think culturally is Oppenheimer is awesome because you know
history, there's a lot of history buffs, myself included.
And there's also a renaissance of movies that were created like, okay, let's start from
the beginning.
The original Super Mario Brothers movie was absolute dog shit because it was made by people
who never played the games or grew up with them.
However, we now have people who grew up with these games, these toys, these lines of products,
and they have a fondness for it.
They have real care.
They really love it.
They love the Lord, they love the story.
They love everything about it.
They want it untouched and pure.
So these movies have finally come out.
You know, the Sonic movie is a great example.
That movie actually slaps.
I'm not going to lie.
I was a fan of the old Sonic games back when it was a 2D side scroller.
Fucking badass, by the way.
I love the movies.
The new Mario movie, I actually haven't seen it, but again, high praise.
And why is, why would Barbie be any different?
Sonic 1 and 2 were both good.
So honestly, let's, let's see what Barbie could do.
I'm, I'm, I'm optimistic, but you know, I think Hollywood's finally having a comeback.
They're getting rid of the fucking Marvel movies.
I'm sick of those.
I'm going to be blunt.
In fact, I'm going to piss a lot of people off.
I am sick of Marvel movies.
I'm sick of superhero movies.
I've seen them since I was a kid.
I'm an adult now.
I'm looking for a house, paying my taxes and shit.
I'm tired of it.
Okay.
Same shit over and over again.
Do you know what the definition of insanity is?
Insanity is doing the same fucking thing over and over again.
And expecting shit to change.
Shout out if you know what that's from, but seriously, it's the same thing with this.
It's like, Oh, Avengers, we got to have CGI.
Ooh, this is from the comic book, Gamilgamesh.
They only had three copies and it was of Steve Jobs' ass for 45 minutes.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
I'm tired of Marvel movies.
I'm tired of multiverse movies.
If you're a fan of it, good for you.
Me personally, I am sick of it.
I'm done.
I'm done with Marvel movies.
I'm done with superheroes.
I'm done with all this shit.
Speaking of things that will piss people off, this one is going to piss a very, very, very
tiny number of people off.
Probably like three of you.
Bellacor has not released a good album since 2009.
There I said it.
You want to know why?
Because I was just listening to it and I realized they haven't released an album since 2007.
Their last release was actually 2012, but I don't count it because it's, it's dark.
It's okay.
Some of you have no idea what I'm talking about and that makes it even better.
For the record, I will not explain it.
I love when people don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
If you don't know what Bellacor is, even better.
You're going to ask me later in the comments.
People are going to ask me in person and I'm just, I'm not going to respond until they
ask me in person because Bellacor is a very specific thing.
You don't know what it is.
You know what?
That's fine.
Moving on.
Okay.
One last thing before I move on.
I was reaching back to my roots and I wasn't a metal elitist, but I was listening to metal
bands that were like a few thousand followers and that's it.
Anyway, moving on.
There's a guilty pleasure I have and I guess I got to talk about it.
I've been watching cooking shows, a lot of them, and not just American cooking.
I mean like from all around the world, right?
Food that I never would have tried before or food that I've always been curious about,
but instead of going out to try it, I'm just going to try to make it at home.
That's honestly where the meat thing started because it was a Scandinavian drink.
It's all right.
I like it, but there's a lot more to this world that I want to try.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
There's way too much to list.
It's hard to explain.
I love that I have someone in my life who I can go and try these things with.
I love that my partner in crime, my loved one, she's there with me to try everything.
It's awesome.
Also, she has great ideas.
I love it.
I don't know.
I feel good right now.
Awkwardly enough, after that I had to pause the recording because I said all that and
I was all cute and sappy and then I just cracked the biggest fart, but I had to pause the recording
because it actually spiked the audio.
It was bad.
Holy shit.
Don't drink kombucha before recording.
One thing about the Barbie and Oppenheimer movie that people brought up.
I was trying to move on from the topic, but it's too big of a topic.
They call it Barbenheimer because this phenomenon is like a summer blockbuster.
There's always one big movie that comes out that people are really excited for.
In this case, it's two of them.
They just lumped the name together.
Barbie, Oppenheimer, Barbenheimer or Oppenry.
No one calls it that.
They call it Barbenheimer.
In fact, there's fan art of it now.
There's literal fan art of Barbie and Oppenheimer shaking hands.
For some reason, Oppenheimer's on fire.
You know what?
It's a reference to the Pink Floyd album cover.
I forget what the album cover was called.
It's a reference to the album Wish You Were Here.
Sorry about that.
I used to listen to them a lot.
I had their t-shirts and everything.
It was one thing to have the t-shirts of Pink Floyd.
It was another to hear their entire album, their entire discography.
I just wanted to do the whole studio version and stuff because people were like, oh, you
haven't heard this on a BTK F7818-100-0 speaker with surround sound and a glass of whiskey
at four in the morning, recorded backwards while watching Cinderella.
It's not the way to watch it.
Shit like this is why I left the fucking metal and rock community.
You guys are elitist when it doesn't matter.
Stop it.
If you're an elitist, stop.
Let people enjoy.
You know what?
I can't even say that anymore because I just found the best rebuttal to that.
Whenever people say, let people enjoy things, you simply respond with, anyone with taste
wouldn't have to say that.
So you know, it is what it is.
If you're going to be a bitch, at least be a clever one.
Anyway, Barbenheimer, I love that idea.
There's actually a t-shirt going around right now on Twitter.
Of course it is that I've seen and I actually kind of like, but I'm not going to, I'm not
going to buy it.
I'm done spending money on dumb shit.
The the t-shirt is Barbie looking back at a really plasticky looking world and a nuke
is going off, but I'm going to be honest, that is a fucking sick picture.
I absolutely love it.
I don't know how to explain it, right?
The thing about it is it's, it's sick, you know?
I might actually use that, but I want to make sure to credit the artist because that is
absolutely not my picture.
The problem is I don't know who did it.
You know, I'll have to look it up online and I'm not going to take credit for it.
I'm absolutely not.
I've got to credit them in the, in the description.
But the thing is by the time this podcast releases, those movies should be out.
Watch one and then the other one.
Check them out.
Go with family, go on your own.
You know, just have a good time.
Enjoy.
It's a movie.
It's a summer blockbuster.
But this time I'm very excited about it because it's not a fucking Hollywood, what's the
term?
What's the term?
It's not, it's not a superhero movie.
Okay.
I was getting tired of those and now that it's not, people seem way more excited.
There was this thing called multiverse fatigue cause people were getting tired of multiverse
things as well.
There's still a market for it.
Don't get me wrong, but the general audience has moved on.
The other day at the gym, I, um, I overdid a certain exercise.
I'm not going to lie.
So if the podcast episode seems like all over the place, I'm not going to lie.
I've been kind of recovering from this thing where I didn't run too hard or anything, but
like my legs are really twitchy.
So I'm like kind of standing up so they don't hurt.
I don't know.
I'm getting insurance.
I gotta go see a doctor about some stuff, but it's not, it's not too big of a concern.
I'm just letting you guys know.
I'm also like just kind of all over the place.
You know what I mean?
I've been really busy this week.
Every week actually work finally picked up.
I mentioned it before, right?
I don't know if you guys know this, but in my line of work, whenever it starts raining
or there's a certain amount of weather, like there's a certain type of weather that where
we can't work in because of the conditions of what we, what we drive in and stuff, but
it finally dried up and it worked picked up.
We're doing fine now.
I'm doing fine now.
I actually really appreciate a lot of people who, you know, gave words of support and thankfully
I mean this too.
I think whatever higher power they may be that I didn't have to start asking for money
because I feel like I want to be able to self, to be self-reliant.
If you want to donate to the Patreon, it's always there.
You could do one time donations now, or you could just, you know, not do that.
That's fine.
Anyway, I was going to say that that's going to do it for the episode of the Meatweed Podcast,
but one more of these fucking memes showed up on my TikTok and I just got to say it.
I mean, it might piss off some people, but I don't know.
I found it funny.
Someone said, we don't talk enough about how stressful Halloween costumes are for ADHD
community.
And someone responded with, oh my God, you people can't do anything.
Holy shit.
I mean, rude, but you know, a lot of people found it funny.
I'm more surprised with the amount of people that agreed with them.
Anyway, hang on.
I got to peel the sticker off.
I'm getting fucking bored.
I'm not bored.
I'm getting distracted by the sticker again.
Fucking TJ Maxx sticker.
Oh, look at that one.
No, I did not.
Oh, it has a perforation.
So you can't do that.
Great.
By the way, I don't know if I seem more distracted or not, but I have a coffee machine now.
I like caffeine.
I really like caffeine.
You guys like caffeine?
I like caffeine.
Also, my lung capacity has increased because I stopped vaping a long time ago and I started
exercising cardio and so forth.
I'm taking care of my body because I only have one life and I now have, I don't know,
I have more motivation to live much longer than I'm expected to.
I don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds deep.
Anyway, that's going to do it for this episode of the Meat Meat Podcast where I don't know
what the fuck I was talking about at the end.
I was just trailing off while peeling a sticker.
If I said some stuff that's concerning, please don't be concerned.
I'm just fucking distracted.
I usually am when I record.
But in this case, I'm much more distracted because it's 110 degrees out here.
Fuck.
My recording studio is not well insulated.
Let me put this right now.
It's basically a tin roof.
It's hot.
My mouth is dry.
You can hear it.
You can actually hear it.
But yeah, maybe if you guys contribute, I could afford a house.
Anyway, that's going to do it for this episode of the Meat Meat Podcast.
Patreon link is in the description.
There's a store there, and more importantly, there's a NYC Podcast Network link.
If you guys go there and vote for me, I'd really appreciate it.
That's how we're getting on staff favorites, and I'm actually getting in front page of
the website.
And when we do that, we can get ads.
There are like five ads pending on NYC Podcast Network.
If I do get ads, I'd be really grateful, but I also don't know if I'm doing it correctly.
Either way, maybe someone will reach out to let me know.
Alright, I'll see you guys next week.
Be sure to watch those damn movies, okay?
And have fun this weekend.
Enjoy your life.
Drink some water, because if you're living anywhere near where I am, you're probably
melting right now.
I'm sweating as I talk.
Alright, see you next week.