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We're still with Magic Mind, I just found a spider on my desk, oh my god.

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It's not even like a daddy longleg, that's a venomous spider, holy shit.

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You guys never heard of the macabre, the mysterious, creepy stuff, you know?

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I used to like talking about it in the older episodes, and recently it's been more lighthearted,

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which I started missing the older episodes, the one where I took a deep dive topic and researched it like crazy.

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Currently, I'm working on one right now.

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And if you're not, well, you're not, I'm sorry.

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Anyway, let's move on to the topic, which is, honestly, there's so much this week.

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Okay, in the first place, also that spider's still there, by the way.

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In the first place, the new series has been received well.

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I'm actually very glad with the reception that it's gotten.

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I'm gonna make a new Instagram for it, just, I've been really busy with other stuff, I um...

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I don't know how to explain it, I'll explain it in a later date.

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More details on the Patreon, so if you're not a paying member, sorry, I can't tell you.

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It's a members-only party.

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I've also got a new YouTube episode coming up.

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It's not gonna be a travel vlog, but this is something that I had in mind for a while.

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I was gonna make a TikTok about it, but instead of making a TikTok, I thought,

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I'm just gonna go all out and make a full-on YouTube video, might as well.

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All right.

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Gonna start this episode off strong, let's immediately talk about that submarine.

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What a shitshow, I'm not even gonna lie.

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I looked into it, the more I looked into it, the faster things kept coming at me.

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You know what I mean?

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First off, the person in the boat that is of interest, the reason it's such a big deal,

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is because there's a billionaire, there's a billionaire within the submarine.

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And I've never heard of this guy, but I guess he's real important to some people.

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British billionaire, Hamish Harding is his name, by the way.

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I couldn't remember his name, I've done the research, but here it is.

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I don't know how to explain it, right?

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It's one thing that he's on the boat, or he's on the submarine, and it's like falling apart.

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But first off, the boat was basically made as cheap as possible.

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I keep saying boat submarine.

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The sub was made as cheap as possible.

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Basically, the doors had to be welded in place,

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because it wasn't built to withstand the amount of pressure that it was in.

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This thing was doomed from the start.

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Not only that, the lights would flicker on and off.

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And I'm seeing reports that people said the music would loop

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because of the electricity malfunctioning.

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Thing is, I don't really believe that, I couldn't find any source.

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I just saw a block of text with no one quoting where it was from, or anything like that.

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Which is already embarrassing enough as it is.

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Like that sounds...

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Imagine a billionaire paying a quarter of a million just to get on that submarine.

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Despite the fact that it was nowhere near ready and safe, you know?

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It wasn't a good idea to take it to begin with, especially in pressures that high.

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The Titanic is at the bottom of the ocean, okay?

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The lower you go, the more pressure is placed on these submarines.

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And what we basically got here is a makeshift submarine.

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By the way, the funny part about it for me,

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is it was controlled with a logic tech controller.

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That's the same brand of keyboard and mouse that I bought my brother for him to game, okay?

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It was like 30 bucks.

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That's it.

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Super cheap offhand stuff.

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This is the equivalent of if I'm playing Super Mario Brothers on the Switch,

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and I hand you a controller that's not even plugged in,

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and broken, and out of battery, and upside down, and the wrong console.

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I mean, you could not have picked the worst item to control a submarine with, okay?

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At the very least, it looks innovative,

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but if you look at pictures of the controller right now, it's embarrassing.

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I saw it and I thought, my Xbox controller looks way more interesting.

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Way more significant.

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In fact, I bet it runs on the same amount of batteries.

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Two double A's.

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That's probably what happened.

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Guy was controlling the boat, ran out of batteries mid-shift,

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and he just kept drifting off.

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Please reconnect controller.

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I saw that meme multiple times on Twitter.

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Okay, that's embarrassing enough as it is.

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Almost as embarrassing as, what's his name again?

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Hamish?

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What's that billionaire guy's name?

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Yeah, Hamish.

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I got it right.

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Almost as bad as Hamish's son,

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who is probably the least sympathetic of it.

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His father is dying, right?

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Or maybe dead.

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Or he has no concern whatsoever.

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His response was to go to a Blink-182 concert.

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Are you fucking joking?

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That's like, that's like if the cops came to your door and said,

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I'm sorry, your father passed away,

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and immediately turned around and started shaking that ass,

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giving you the thug shaker, twerking as hard as they could.

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Why is this visual in my head?

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Don't go through my search history.

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Instead, go through Hamish's son's search history,

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because the guy is a fucking mess.

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I don't even care about the submarine anymore.

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I care about this guy's kid, right?

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Because the funniest part about it for me,

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and for a lot of other people,

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is on the day of the disappearance of the submarine,

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Hamish's son was trying to bag an OnlyFans model

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in front of everybody, okay?

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This girl posting a picture of her ass saying,

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can I sit on you?

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And the guy responds with, yes, please.

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What the fuck, bro?

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Oh my God.

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Let me tell you something.

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There's something absolutely pathetic

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about someone whose father is probably drowning in a submarine,

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and his response is to go to Blink-182 and jack off.

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Like, what the fuck?

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This guy's acting like a teenager.

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And if you look at him, he's very much not a teenager.

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He acts the way I would assume like a teenager would.

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Actually, let me look it up.

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Okay, surprisingly, his age is not even known.

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At least online, I can't find anything about it.

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The thing is, though, this man has had some controversies in the past.

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I don't know who he is.

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I didn't even know that he wasn't actually directly related to Hamish.

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But the thing is, it's funny seeing how awkward of a response it is.

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There was a website that I did find that stated it is possible in 2021

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he was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome.

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The thing is, Asperger's syndrome is no longer really medically known.

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You know what I mean?

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But back when it was, he was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome.

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I don't think it was 2021.

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2021 was a different event for this guy, which...

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Oh my God.

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I can't help but like giggle a bit because I know it's a serious situation,

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but this guy just goes, oh, my father's missing?

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Jacks off.

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Your response is to beat your meat.

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That's how you respond to tragedy.

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I don't understand it.

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I don't understand the mind of some people, but this guy, that's...

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You fumbled in more ways than one, by the way.

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A lot of people are pointing out the OnlyFans thing because the thing is,

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he posted this as they were searching for his father.

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Could you not?

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Could you maybe...

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I don't know how to explain it.

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Could you do it some other time?

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He picked the worst time to...

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In fact, his Twitter was public, right?

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Everyone could see it.

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No, dude, Brian.

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Brian, focus on your...

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Oh, by the way, his name is Brian.

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Brian, focus on your father missing.

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My God, dude.

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I can't even stress it.

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See, the thing is, when I first heard about the submarine sinking, I thought,

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well, that's tragic.

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The more I looked into it, the more I realized this isn't tragedy.

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This is a shit show.

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This is bad.

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The worst part for me, right, is earlier I mentioned that the electricity would short out

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and music would loop.

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They were playing My Heart Will Go On from the movie The Titanic.

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And the Titanic sank, right?

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Of course, they're looking at it.

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We don't even know if they got to it, okay?

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We don't know if they got to the Titanic.

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Actually, let me look it up to be sure.

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I remember reading that they didn't, but I'm going to see.

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Okay, yeah, it looks like I was right.

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Based on a majority of sources that I found, they got about 1,300 feet deep.

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The problem is, that's also the depth that people would get rescued at, right?

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That's about as far as a rescue vessel can go.

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They're way further than that.

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That's 13,000 feet is how deep the Titanic is.

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There's only one problem as well.

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One big problem for me that's really starting to piss me off.

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A lot of people are throwing numbers everywhere, and that's fine, you know?

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People get things wrong all the time.

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One thing that's really ticking me off about trying to do research on this,

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is that every website I use throws a shit ton of stuff saying,

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I accept cookies, I do this, sign in for our newsletter, subscribe.

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Stop it.

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We all know we're trying to read one thing, okay?

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This is why I go on Twitter to look at stuff,

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and actual news articles and their websites, they're just bullshit, man.

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I really don't like it.

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Every time I try it, it's always a bunch of stuff.

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Just everything's thrown in the wind, just like, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe.

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I don't want to subscribe.

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I don't want to sign up for your newsletter.

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I'm reading one thing and then booking it.

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That's all I'm doing.

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I don't want to sign up.

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I don't want to give you my email.

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I don't want to give you my data.

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Just show me the damn news article.

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It's that simple.

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Anyway, Hamish's son is a cringe lord, and everyone started focusing on that instead.

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Also, somebody brought up a question.

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Did this billionaire know Hillary Clinton?

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Why was that a big deal?

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I don't know.

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Anyway, look at pictures of the submarine.

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It is surprisingly small.

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You got to kind of hunch up, and only five people fit in the thing.

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So tickets were $250,000.

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A lot of people were talking about it because it was a big deal.

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But at the same time, no one expected Hamish's son to be that way.

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I don't know anyone who did.

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Okay.

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I know people back in 2021.

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I guess they knew his name.

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He was in the news for a little bit, but that's about it.

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It wasn't a big deal.

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Now that the spotlight's back on him, I think he deleted his Twitter,

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which is honestly a good move after that OnlyFans thing.

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Ligit question to think about.

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If you fumble as hard as that man did, about how many years or how long would it take

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for people to completely forget you?

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Let's say in this instance, let's say they never found the submarine,

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and all you have, you're the legacy of this billionaire.

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How bad, how long are people going to remind you of this?

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You know?

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I feel like this guy doesn't understand how embarrassing,

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how tainted his stepfather's legacy is now.

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Because, wow, you know, that's all that came up when I was looking this up.

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Before we move on from this topic, I just got to say you guys, you're fucking ruthless

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because they already started this to pull on Polymarket,

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which if you don't know what that is, you could basically gamble on things.

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Will the missing submarine be found by June 23rd?

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You can either buy gas for 15 cents or buy milk for 89 cents.

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I did not know that was a thing.

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I did not know you can gamble on people's lives.

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That's surprising, actually.

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I'm actually really surprised by that.

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Before I continue, I have something very special to say to a very special someone.

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It's the one year anniversary of me and my girlfriend being together.

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Hi babe, I love you.

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I know you're listening, so I just wanted to let the world know that I'm in love and

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I'm very happy. This is the best relationship I've ever been in.

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And I just, I had to say something.

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So this is going in there.

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I hope it makes you smile. I know it will.

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Hi babe.

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Also, last week, some of you might have noticed I started putting the pictures on the podcast again.

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And for those who did notice, you have my girlfriend to thank for that because she loved the pictures

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and I miss them too, to be honest.

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It's just, I need to take more pictures.

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That's what I got to do.

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I got to go out there, find more pictures, find more people,

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I got to go out there, find more things to take pictures of and take a picture.

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That's how it works.

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I don't know why I said it like that.

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This next part is for those who are heavily invested in video games,

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which I used to be, but I no longer am as much anymore.

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However, that doesn't stop me from playing video games when they are good.

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What do I mean by that?

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I mean, Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom.

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I, I've been playing that nonstop.

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I've been playing the shit out of that thing.

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So much so that I think I need to take a break from video games again.

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However, me and my girlfriend have been playing Scrabble and

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I would say it's increased our vocabulary a little bit.

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I, I've honestly, sometimes I look at words and I think that's a bullshit word.

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It doesn't exist.

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Like IQI, like EQI, what the hell does that mean?

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Apparently it's a valid word in Scrabble.

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So there's that.

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And another thing that I did as well is I was thinking about E3 the other day, right?

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I thought there wouldn't be any displays, but a lot of games were announced.

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I don't know if it was E3 specifically though.

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I was wrong.

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It was Summer Game Fest.

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I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not excited for any single video game coming out.

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Not a single one, except for one.

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Metal Gear Solid came out and you guys know I'm a big fan of the franchise.

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If you guys don't know, I'm a big fan of Metal Gear Solid, Monster Hunter,

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Legend of Zelda, at least the newer editions.

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I don't care for the older games.

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Only after Breath of the Wild did I get interested.

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There's another one.

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There's another one.

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Mobile games, mostly.

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You know what I mean?

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I used to be a big gamer.

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I'm not going to lie.

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The thing is I've gotten older and I just slowed down over time.

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These hands ain't what they used to be.

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My reaction time is slowing down.

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It's just, you know, it is what it is.

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The older you get, the more maintenance around the house becomes a fun activity.

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That's so you know you're approaching your 30s?

303
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Yeah, I'm a little bit older.

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I'm almost 30.

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But not only that, I guess I'm also getting to the point where I'm just like,

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I just don't want to play games anymore.

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You know what I mean?

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Even today, instead of playing video games or anything, I just cooked, cleaned the house.

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That's it.

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It's fun to me anyway.

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But I also know in the back of my head, it's like,

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I know if I don't do this shit, no one else will.

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So I might as well.

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You know what I mean?

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That's usually how it goes anyway.

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That's the mentality every adult has.

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Every single one thinks if I don't do it, who will?

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Which is ironic because you know, no one ever thinks other people think like I do.

319
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And no, no, no, no, no, no one ever thinks that.

320
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You know what I mean?

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There was a funny thing in the summer game festival announcement, whatever.

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Nintendo Direct released a new Mario game.

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But the thing is, it's no longer called New Super Mario Brothers.

324
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Now it's just called Super Mario Brothers again.

325
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And we're back to basics.

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They don't have the little star that says new on it because Mario's in 3D.

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That's it.

328
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That's basically what new means.

329
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And what we got was a new power up where Mario is an elephant.

330
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Me and my brother both had to pause the announcement just to laugh.

331
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It was.

332
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You look so goofy.

333
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I don't know who thought of that.

334
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Donkey put it best when he showed Mario getting the power up turning into an elephant.

335
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He paused it, just goes, what the fuck?

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Like that's all.

337
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That's all he needed to say.

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And it was, oh, that was cool.

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I clapped my hands and the spider ran off.

340
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I also heard crawling on the wall and straight up freak out about that noise.

341
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What is that?

342
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Turns out it was a bird.

343
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It's burrowing into the walls and I can't stop them from doing it.

344
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So it is what it is.

345
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It's nesting, nesting season for these birds.

346
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At least the moment it gets cold, they all fly off.

347
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It's not like they're going to stick around forever.

348
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You know what I mean?

349
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So a submarine, a submarine sinks looking for the Titanic.

350
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And part of me just thought of this.

351
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It's a bit ironic, isn't it?

352
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A submarine is sinking while looking at a ship that was sunk.

353
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You know, just wrap your head around that.

354
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Wrap your head around that.

355
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:38,800
Yeah, I've been doing this thing lately where I go on Timu, you know, the app that sells

356
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a bunch of bootleg stuff and like everything like super dirt cheap, right?

357
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:48,560
There's a minimum checkout of $10 and every time I go on there, I do spend at least that much.

358
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,520
Well, it was a thing recently.

359
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It was a thing recently that I got my little brother, you know, Quietboy Lucky.

360
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If you guys watch live streaming, I don't think he's live streams anymore, but I'm not sure.

361
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It was funny to me because it's just it's a picture of a corndog, right?

362
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But the top of it is like an actual dog and it's so well photoshopped that it just looks

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like a corndog.

364
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You know what I mean?

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Literal corndog.

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Look it up.

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It's a funny sticker.

368
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It's a funny meme.

369
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And as soon as I saw it, I had to get multiple.

370
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I got one from my brother and I got two from me.

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I don't know where to put them though.

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I'm not sure if I'm going to put them in my car because I don't like what the glue does

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to the glass.

374
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But at the same time, imagine this.

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I have my car.

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I always keep it clean.

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There's no stickers on it at all.

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And just imagine a single single corndog sticker.

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That's it.

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I don't know.

381
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I thought that'd be funny as hell.

382
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But at the same time, you'd have to be walking close to the to the car to see it.

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You know what I mean?

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It is funny to me thinking about that.

385
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But at the same time, I don't want to ruin the glass.

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You know, the car's already...

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It's not old.

388
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It's just...

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It's summer here.

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If you guys...

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I don't know where it's not summer actually.

392
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It's summer here and it's hot as a motherfucker.

393
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So I think the sticker would warp if I put it now.

394
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I'm going to wait for it to get colder and maybe put it on there.

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If not, I'll slap it somewhere else.

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Speaking of stickers, this is a sticker here from my first date with my girlfriend.

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And it's still here.

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And I still love seeing it every time I record.

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Every time I see it, I just think of that day.

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Man, today's topic.

401
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I had a positive recording real quick while I was saying that.

402
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,360
Okay, it's kind of still going on.

403
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,600
I don't know whose neighbor is doing that,

404
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,960
but I guess some dog is like killing a chicken or something.

405
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,560
And it sounds really, really bad.

406
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So I had to start recording.

407
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,200
It's also something beyond my control for those thinking,

408
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,960
why don't you go in and stop it?

409
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,840
Yeah, I can't hop the fence and control other people's animals.

410
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,440
Okay, I ain't going to do that.

411
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Go be a Karen somewhere else.

412
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,960
Is it really a Karen thing to do?

413
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,440
I mean, animals attack other animals, right?

414
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,560
It's just a thing that happens.

415
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,960
Kind of embarrassing, right?

416
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,160
But I had a pinata here.

417
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I was going to break it open for my 26th birthday, but that was months ago.

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So I think I'm well past that at this point.

419
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I don't know if I'm gonna.

420
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I'm making videos on YouTube as well.

421
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,040
They do okay, number wise.

422
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,280
But at the same time, I'm looking at this pinata thinking,

423
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I bought it for the sole purpose of destroying it and I have not done that.

424
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How to destroy it is the question.

425
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,640
You know, I didn't want to blow it up because I don't have access to fireworks.

426
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,480
I didn't want to.

427
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,400
I don't know what I want to do with it, to be honest.

428
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,400
But it's kind of grown on me.

429
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,040
I'm not going to lie.

430
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,800
I bought it for the sole purpose of destroying it.

431
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,600
And now that I have it here, I just, I like it, you know?

432
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,560
Like, it's just a little guy.

433
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,080
He even still has his tag on him.

434
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,400
Fiesta pinata.

435
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,680
Yeah, what else are they for?

436
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,840
You can't even fill this thing with candy at so small.

437
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,440
What's the point of destroying it?

438
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,880
It's got little stubby legs.

439
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,480
It's got a cute little eyeball.

440
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,320
It is falling apart because it's made of paper.

441
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,560
But at the same time, it's growing on me.

442
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,760
You know, it's grown on me.

443
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,440
It's grown on me.

444
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,720
Why am I saying that so weird?

445
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,680
Yeah, the pinata is here to stay.

446
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,960
I'm not going to break him anymore.

447
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,440
I feel like he's earned his keep.

448
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,480
It's been months and he's just been chilling there, watching me record.

449
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,840
It's kind of jarring how the eye is.

450
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,960
I never noticed it before.

451
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,200
It's just a crescent moon on a black circle.

452
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:11,840
That's all it is.

453
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,760
How did I not notice that before?

454
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,400
It's kind of cool.

455
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,440
It looks goofy as well.

456
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,800
That's what I like about it.

457
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaking of segues, I lost my fucking beats the other day.

458
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I don't know where they're at.

459
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,520
And I'm kind of, I don't know if someone took them by accident or what's going on.

460
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,440
But like, I think I misplaced them.

461
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,560
I think that's all that happened, right?

462
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,280
Because how do you lose $300 beats?

463
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,880
Like, you can't.

464
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,680
So I'm like wherever they end up, I'm just going to,

465
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I'm just going to be happy when they turn up again.

466
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,600
And if they don't, I'm going to be real sad because they were a cool gift.

467
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Thank you to my brother.

468
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,400
I really got to find them.

469
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I'm not going to lie.

470
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,200
Like I'm seriously like looking around for them.

471
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,760
I don't remember if I let someone borrow them or not.

472
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,360
I know, you know what it is?

473
00:20:55,360 --> 00:21:01,600
I was babysitting a cat once and it was knocking stuff over left and right.

474
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,400
I guess cats do that just because it's funny or something.

475
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,240
I don't know what the fuck cats do that for.

476
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,000
And it knocked some stuff over that I never thought it would be able to.

477
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,080
It almost knocked the microphone over.

478
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,960
Thankfully it didn't get, it didn't get close.

479
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:20,320
But looking around, I think he did knock over some of the music stuff that I have here.

480
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,000
Which is really annoying because cats shouldn't do that.

481
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,040
Come on, that's not fair.

482
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,840
That's fucking bullshit.

483
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,760
Angie, I'm angry.

484
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,160
I also think he might've picked them up and put them somewhere else.

485
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,600
There's a lot of places here to hide.

486
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,920
I got to clean this place out.

487
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,880
It's a fucking mess now.

488
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,040
Everyone knows.

489
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,440
Okay, anyone who was on YouTube probably watches Mark Rober, right?

490
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,120
That guy is like world famous.

491
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,160
Does a bunch of cool shit.

492
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,960
If you're like me, you bought Diatomaceous Earth just because he said it's good for bed bugs

493
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,480
and any insect that crawls.

494
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:56,480
If that were the case, I wouldn't have a fucking spider right here watching me record the whole episode.

495
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,520
Thank you, Mark Rober.

496
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,200
But yeah, you know, whatever.

497
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,480
It's fine, I guess.

498
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,200
Hopefully that spider goes away on his own.

499
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,000
If not, I'm going to have to pick him up.

500
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,360
I'll just do it right now, actually.

501
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,960
On second thought, he's just chilling there.

502
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,400
I'm not going to do that.

503
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,200
Come on.

504
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,880
He's just chilling there on his little web.

505
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,680
Oh, a web that he built on my fucking...

506
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,680
On my pop filter?

507
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,040
No, that's not a pop filter.

508
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,040
It's that foam that catches sound.

509
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,600
But he's there to stay.

510
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,160
Good for him.

511
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,560
This room is a fucking mess.

512
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,280
You ever do that?

513
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,400
You would just consciously look around and start thinking,

514
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,800
wow, this needs work, this needs work, this needs work.

515
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,240
The other day I fixed my toilet.

516
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,200
I fixed my own plumbing.

517
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,880
Seriously.

518
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,000
That was exciting to me.

519
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,320
That was exciting to me going into the toilet,

520
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,360
turning off the water main, fixing stuff around it,

521
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,480
and going, I did that.

522
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,320
House maintenance is fun.

523
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,920
It'd be nice if I had my own house.

524
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,840
We'll get there.

525
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,480
We'll get there.

526
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,880
If you guys know the housing crisis, whatever.

527
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,520
It is what it is.

528
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,880
I don't want to down you guys with that.

529
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,000
That's for the other episode.

530
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,920
That's for the other podcast series.

531
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,280
By the way, I do have a topic for it.

532
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,560
It's just going to take a lot longer.

533
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,680
It's not going to be a weekly thing.

534
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,560
I should have mentioned that.

535
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,320
I said it's not scheduled.

536
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,120
I meant that.

537
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,320
It is not a weekly thing.

538
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,720
That one's going to take way longer to make per episode

539
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,680
because these, the ones I do here, the 30 minute ones,

540
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,720
I could do it once a week.

541
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,320
But like one or two hour episodes, I can't do that weekly.

542
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,920
Mainly because one, I have a job.

543
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,600
Two, I do this on my own.

544
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,280
Three, I'm lazy.

545
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,400
I'm kidding.

546
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,120
I'm not lazy.

547
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,240
Well, I kind of am.

548
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:26,800
Aren't we all?

549
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,720
Why are you singling me out?

550
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,440
Shit, what'd I do?

551
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:34,400
Dude, as I was fucking recording this exact same survey keeps calling me.

552
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,080
They keep calling me.

553
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,960
It's a pain in the ass.

554
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,680
Every time I answer, it doesn't even sound like anything.

555
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,880
It's creeping me out.

556
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,080
Cut that shit out.

557
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,080
Mad if it's you, you can go fuck yourself.

558
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,600
I know it's probably not you.

559
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,480
And there it is.

560
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:46,880
Another message.

561
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,360
Great.

562
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:47,680
Awesome.

563
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,400
Sweet.

564
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,400
Fucking amazing.

565
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,560
Seriously, it's kind of annoying.

566
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:57,600
Is anyone else getting a suspicious a number of spam calls at the same time of day?

567
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,640
I've answered it.

568
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,640
In fact, I asked around saying, is this you?

569
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,640
I've called them back saying what's going on.

570
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,520
And I blocked the number and they'll come back.

571
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,440
Why?

572
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,480
What did I do?

573
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,160
Are you fucking kidding me?

574
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,440
They just called again.

575
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,480
Again.

576
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,520
This time I picked up.

577
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,080
You know what?

578
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,080
I didn't say anything.

579
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,080
For some reason, they're all coming from Burbank.

580
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,400
And the thing is, it's in Spanish.

581
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,840
I don't speak Spanish that well.

582
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,040
I would've kicked it and you would've...

583
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,400
I am not going to finish that sentence.

584
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,920
And if you know why, you know why.

585
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,920
But yeah.

586
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,920
What did I...

587
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,920
Why in Spanish?

588
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,920
You're all like, you couldn't answer and win prizes.

589
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,920
Look, I don't believe that.

590
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,920
I don't believe it at all.

591
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,920
It's all spam anyway.

592
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,920
Everyone knows that.

593
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,920
Real shit.

594
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,920
Right now.

595
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,920
I swear fast.

596
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,920
It's a legit thing.

597
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,920
I don't know how to explain what I'm hearing.

598
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,920
Listen, around this time...

599
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,920
Around this time, 8 o'clock.

600
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,920
I go to my bathroom.

601
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,920
And keep in mind, I live in the middle of nowhere.

602
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,920
I can hear whistling.

603
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,920
I've got chills right now, dude.

604
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,920
I'm not even joking.

605
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,920
8 o'clock, it starts like whistling, right?

606
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,920
Sounds like the intro to a show.

607
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,920
The thing is, my back...

608
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,920
Where I'm at, I don't live close enough to people to actually hear it.

609
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,920
So why do I hear it?

610
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,920
You know what I mean?

611
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,920
Oh god, I can't even...

612
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,920
That should've been on the other show, right?

613
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,920
But I guess not.

614
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,920
Weird stuff happens all the time here, okay?

615
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,920
That's what the other series is about.

616
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,920
I made it because weird stuff keeps happening.

617
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,920
I don't know how to explain it.

618
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,920
But it is what it is, okay?

619
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,920
So...

620
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,920
I think to close this,

621
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,920
I'm going to read from a book.

622
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,920
That's right.

623
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,920
Explore the past through 4000 years of recipes.

624
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,920
Tasting history with Max Miller and...

625
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,920
With Anne Volkwein.

626
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,920
If you guys have any questions,

627
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,920
I'll leave a link in the description.

628
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,920
If you guys know who this is,

629
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,920
Tasting history is a very famous YouTuber, right?

630
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,920
Real famous, everyone knows him, everyone loves him.

631
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,920
He made a book, a cookbook, a real good one by the way.

632
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,920
I was reading this,

633
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,920
and I'm going to be totally honest,

634
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,920
the Mela Zuma Spartan Black Broth

635
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,920
looks disgusting,

636
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,920
but I'm going to try making it later anyway.

637
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,920
Maybe in a YouTube video, I don't know what.

638
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,920
But the thing is, there's some good visuals in this book,

639
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,920
and it goes into real good detail about how to cook stuff.

640
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,920
Listen,

641
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Max Miller and Anne Volkwein.

642
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,920
I'm assuming I'm pronouncing your name right.

643
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,920
You'll probably never hear this,

644
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,920
but if you do, I hope, you know,

645
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,920
I hope it hits strikes, you know, I hope it hits deep.

646
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,920
This is a good book.

647
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,920
This is a very good cookbook.

648
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,920
Keep in mind, I've been reading for as long as I can remember,

649
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,920
and I've been reading cookbooks as well.

650
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,920
This is the first time I've actually read through one

651
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,920
in great detail,

652
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,920
and went out and purchased ingredients

653
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,920
just based on the fact that it's a historic book,

654
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,920
you know, historic recipe.

655
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,920
Not only did you do a good job,

656
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,920
the visuals are stunning,

657
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,920
everything is precisely, you know,

658
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920
down to the T, how to make something.

659
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920
And good job.

660
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,920
That's all I gotta say.

661
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920
As someone who's read every book under the sun,

662
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,920
or at least a little bit of it,

663
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,920
including cookbooks, picture books,

664
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,920
everything, right?

665
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Well done.

666
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,920
This gets a 10 out of 10 for me.

667
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,920
If you guys want,

668
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,920
you know, if you guys want to support Max Miller,

669
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,920
buy the book.

670
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,920
It's definitely worth having in your shelves,

671
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,920
because you never know when you want to make something

672
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,920
from 4,000 years ago.

673
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,920
I definitely want to try this book out.

674
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,920
There's so many ingredients in there

675
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,920
that me and my girlfriend are going to go over

676
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,920
and we're going to cook together,

677
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,920
because we've had this thing where we've just been cooking,

678
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,920
and it's so fun, you know?

679
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,920
Especially with this book.

680
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,920
I'm reading it over and over again, and I love it.

681
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,920
Very rarely does something hit this hard.

682
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,920
You know what I mean?

683
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,920
I'm stammering because I'm trying to read the damn book

684
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,920
while announcing things.

685
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,920
You know what I mean?

686
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,920
These ships biscuits are heart-tack,

687
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,920
are not meant to be eaten in this state,

688
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,920
at least if you value your teeth.

689
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,920
Come on, that's funny right there. I love that.

690
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,920
Just a little snippet.

691
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,920
I opened to a random page, and that's what was in there.

692
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,920
Come on, man. Good for a chuckle.

693
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,920
This guy's got the same type of humor that I wish I had,

694
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,920
but I'm a weirdo, so it is what it is.

695
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,920
Max Miller, you made a good book.

696
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,920
You got a good YouTube channel.

697
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,920
I'd love to be on some day, but quite frankly,

698
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,920
I think our styles are very different.

699
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,920
Either way, credit where credit is due.

700
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,920
I tip my hat to you. Mad respect.

701
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,920
I'm probably going to tag you on Twitter or something.

702
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,920
Either way, good job.

703
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,920
Anyway, that's going to do it for this episode

704
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920
of the Meatweed Podcast.

705
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,920
Why? Because I got another podcast to work on.

706
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,920
That's right. I got two podcasts now.

707
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,920
By the way, the same email works for both of them.

708
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,920
mgsbusinesscontact at gmail.com

709
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,920
and I'm going to be posting the same email

710
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,920
on the next episode.

711
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,920
mgsbusinesscontact at gmail.com

712
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,920
If you have a creepy story, we're going to

713
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,920
expand the universe here now, okay?

714
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,920
Instead of just suggesting a topic,

715
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,920
if you have anything that's ever happened to you

716
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,920
that's scary, paranormal,

717
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,920
and that you want to talk about, by all means,

718
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,920
send it to that email, mgsbusinesscontact

719
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,920
at gmail.com.

720
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,920
Write in your scary stories, write in your scary happenings,

721
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920
stuff you've seen that

722
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,920
you don't want people to know about,

723
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920
but you could send it in as an anonymous tip,

724
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,920
you could send it in, and I'll read it

725
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,920
out loud, because the thing is,

726
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,920
I'm doing deep dives, I'm doing research,

727
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,920
I'm actually reaching out

728
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,920
to people who live, currently

729
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,920
right now what I'm doing is, I'm reaching out

730
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,920
to people who live in what I consider

731
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,920
skinwalker territory,

732
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,920
which, thankfully I do not, because

733
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,920
that is some terrifying stuff. If you guys

734
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,920
have never heard of a skinwalker, first off,

735
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,920
you have not been around for the most popular episode

736
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,920
of last year,

737
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,920
but that's okay, because skinwalkers

738
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,920
are terrifying, and I'm going to save it for the

739
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,920
other episode. This podcast

740
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,920
is going to be more lighthearted, more funny,

741
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,920
on occasion serious, but

742
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,920
not all the time, you know what I mean? Basically,

743
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,920
it's just me discussing things, whatever I feel like

744
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,920
this week, and this week

745
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,920
I just feel like that submarine took up a lot of

746
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,920
information, really.

747
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,920
Quite a lot. Everyone's

748
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,920
been talking about it, no one's been talking

749
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,920
about anything else, I'm not going to lie. That's why I mentioned

750
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,920
the Tasting History book, because no one else was talking

751
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,920
about it either, and I think it needs more attention.

752
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,920
Tasting History with Max Miller, buy the

753
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,920
damn book, it's a damn good piece of book.

754
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,920
What? Anyway,

755
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,920
I'll see you guys next week.

756
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,920
Keep an eye out for Morbid

757
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,920
History, I am- Morbid History,

758
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what? Morbid Universe, wow, you got me

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mixed up with Tasting History.

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It's embarrassing. Alright, I'll see you guys next week.

