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Why suffer through the existential crisis of

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episode or podcast, but we make over some topics

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that dance that line like a toddler dances on

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their mother's last nerve. This podcast is rated

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I. For immature audiences only. Here at the Now

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We Consume podcast, we encourage you to do something

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new each day that scares you in an effort to

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promote self -growth. Text someone you like first.

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Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate

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a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The sky really

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is the limit. And the only one stopping you is

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yourself. Welcome to the show, everyone. I'm

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your host, Pip. Here as always with my co -hosts,

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who by now should be questioning ever hanging

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out with me in public again, Gibbs and Gibbles.

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Ew. The amount of ER departments you are getting

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them to be clearly underfunded with your bullshit

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that you say. Because there's going to be someone,

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someone that's like, you know what, I'll give

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it a try. Why not? You know? No. Have you not

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ever seen the cactuses out there though? Do you

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know what's stopping most people? It's not them.

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I believe it's the cactus with the spikes. I

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believe that's what's doing it. What? I'm sorry.

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I beg your pardon, but could you repeat that

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sentence, please? I want to make sure I didn't

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hear that. The cactuses? Okay, so I did hear

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that. I was trying to ignore it. I was really

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trying to ignore it. I'm out. Thanks for listening,

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everyone. We'll catch you next week. Cue the

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outro music. Wow. Yeesh. Good lord. How aggressively

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single do you have to be to be thinking about

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that? Right. Forget the robots. Just go straight

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to the pain. Anything is a glory hole. Anything

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is a glory hole if you're brave enough. If you've

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seen the pipe full of hornets, that is a glory

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hole, if you're brave enough. There is no glory

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in that hole, I will tell you. No Klingon will

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take you up on that one. That day is not a good

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day to die. Let me tell you, that is not the

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way to do it. Orph is looking at that going,

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I don't think so, Bobby. So, tonight's show,

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we are going to take a nosedive straight in.

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To the anus of reality. And try to figure out.

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Is this real life? Which by now you should be

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asking. What the hell are you doing listening

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to this show? Just take a moment and look around

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you. Feel the chair you're sitting on. The shirt

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you're wearing. The balls hanging between your

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legs. Even the sound of my voice. Everything

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seems perfectly undeniably real. But what if

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I told you that there's a serious respected philosophical

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and scientific idea. Suggesting that this entire

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reality, every moment, every experience, every

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law of physics, is nothing more than an incredibly

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sophisticated computer program. A digital construct

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running on hardware we can't even imagine. So

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tonight, we're going to figure out, if we can,

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if this is a mind -bending concept that is real,

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known as simulation theory. And you're already

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giving me some faces. Wouldn't that mean the

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whole concept of Buddhism means nothing more

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than a respawn? Essentially, yes. The long and

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short of this episode is that Buddhism is right

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and we just respawn when we die. So you can stop

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listening. I am in version, I don't know, probably

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230 because I don't seem to make it very far

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each time. Right, yeah. You're that one -handed

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kid that can't figure out how to hold the controller

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right and you just keep falling off the first

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jump. Give me Super Nintendo controls for The

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Lion King? Oh man, I got that like tism. Dude,

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The Lion King was no fucking joke. You know,

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they made that game purposefully hard so that

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people would have to keep renting it back in

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the days of rental. That's right. Because it

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was designed to not be beaten in a single rental

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period. That is peak American capitalism right

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there. That was the peak of our civilization.

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Oh, which Ninja Turtle game they set up where

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you couldn't even beat it? That was the first

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one. It literally had no ending because you couldn't

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get past one part of the game. Yeah, the damn

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part. I fucking hated that one. No, no, no, not

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that part. There was another one where it was

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literally the jump. was just too far no matter

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how you jumped i got you and it was to get to

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a platform to get to a door but you could never

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get to the door because of the fact the platform

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was just a bit too far because anything past

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that there was nothing gotcha yeah i don't remember

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why they did that but they did yeah so what is

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simulation theory At its core, simulation theory

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suggests that our current existence is nothing

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more than a vast simulated reality likely created

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by a highly advanced post -human civilization.

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If you've ever played that game, The Sims, that's

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basically what we are, possibly. The most famous

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and compelling framework for this idea comes

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from Oxford philosopher Nick Bostrom and his

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2003 paper, Are You Living in a Computer Simulation?

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We'll go further in depth in his paper here in

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a little bit, but in his paper he argues that

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one of three propositions must be true. Either

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civilizations almost always go extinct before

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they reach a post -human stage capable of running

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simulations, or any post -human civilization

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that does reach that stage is, for some reason,

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not interested in running a large number of detailed

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historical simulations. We call these ancestry

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simulations. Or finally, we are almost certainly

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living in a computer simulation. I don't know

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about you, but one out of those three, that's

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not a very comforting position to be in. He also

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suggests that since a post -human civilization

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would have access to nearly infinite computing

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power, they could run billions of these ancestry

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simulations. meaning the number of simulated

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inhabitants would vastly outweigh the number

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of real or base reality inhabitants. And if that's

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the case, statistically speaking, the odds are

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overwhelmingly in favor of us being in one of

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the simulated ones. All I can say is I feel ripped

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off. Right? This is not the simulation. However,

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if you go back to our time travel episode, this

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kind of jives with the whole multiverse theory.

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Yeah. It's not multiverse. It's multi simulation.

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So the watcher is just sitting outside all the

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VM. Yes. Well, okay. I guess, I guess, you know,

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sure. Technic technically you can. Right. I just,

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I don't know. Maybe call me crazy, but. You would

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then have to disprove the idea of free will and

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free thought to be able to prove that exists.

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Correct. Because I would very much doubt that

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even with technically infinite resources, I don't

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really know if it would be possible to be able

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to create something that's complex enough to

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be able to look at every piece of matter, every

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molecule, every atom. and mathematically be able

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to combine, figure out, calculate, and then plus

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the quintillions of biological organisms and

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everything else that are not biological technically

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in that, but they all interact. We'll touch on

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that. That would be... Okay. Yeah. Okay. So,

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Gibbles, did you have a point? You could do that

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the same way they do that in video games if you're

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not looking at it. It doesn't exist. It's not

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simulated. There's nothing there until you turn

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around and then all of a sudden, hey, look, that's

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going on. You can do the same thing. You don't

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have to worry about atoms if you're not specifically

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looking at the atoms. You know they're there.

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The data knows it's there. But you don't have

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to computate for it if you're not specifically

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looking at it. I mean, honestly. You do have

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to computate for gravity, which unfortunately

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affects basically everything in the universe.

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So that is the problem of, like, the mass of

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those objects therefore dictates that gravitational

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force is revealed there. Well, that's only if

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gravity is real. Otherwise, it just is. Well,

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I mean, it's observable, so it would have to

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be real. Again, we'll touch on a lot of this.

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Now, here's kind of an overarching concept for

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simulation theory, okay? video game logic and

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movie logic things just are the way they are

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because that's the way they have to be ah the

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old it is what it is mantra yes yeah okay fair

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so we'll we'll we'll circle back to that here

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in a little while so the biggest points oh go

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ahead go ahead oh no i was gonna ask something

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stupid but it can wait go ahead shoot oh i was

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gonna say what's red herring for life oh Save

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that one. Exactly. Yeah, save that one. And if

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I haven't answered that one by the end of the

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episode, then ask it again. Okay. So the biggest

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points for the theory, how can people actually

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take this seriously? So the arguments for the

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simulation hypothesis are often kind of pointing

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to specific features of the universe. The universe

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is quantitized. Everything in our universe seems

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to break down into discrete fundamental units.

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The Planck length and Planck time, it's exactly

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how a digital program works. It's built on individual

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distinct pixels or bits, not continuous smooth

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analog waves. And it looks a lot like a low -level

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resolution boundary, which is kind of like what

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you were talking about. Not everything is rendered

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as it needs to be. Physics is governed by code.

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Like I was saying, everything is the way it is.

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Our universe is described by elegant mathematical

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laws and constants like E equals MC squared,

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the speed of light, the gravitational constant.

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These constants act like the source code or the

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fixed rules of the program and can never be broken.

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The Fermi paradox and a little bit of fine tuning

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here and there. So the apparent... absence of

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observable alien life via the Fermi paradox could

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be explained if the simulation is only focused

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on a specific area, such as our solar system,

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to save computational power. So, if you fine

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-tune the universal constants, where if they

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were slightly different, life wouldn't exist,

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looks suspiciously like an initialization parameter

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set up before the simulation started. So that's

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what you were asking about with life, I think.

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Yes? No? I don't like where you're going with

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that. I don't like that it makes sense. That's

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why I don't like this. I know. Now, I can maybe...

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Would that be why when they look out with the

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James Webb telescope that they're starting to

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find some weird shit because they didn't compute?

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computationally put that into into account right

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so we're also looking back in time too well theoretically

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if the simulation is real then no we're not time

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doesn't exist beyond the heliopause which is

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the outermost point of our solar system in the

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simulation beyond that it's just generated light

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Like a light curtain around everything. But don't

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we already have an object that's about to cross

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out of our solar system? It's already crossed.

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Do we? Did it yet? Well, we did launch the Voyager

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probes. Those were real. They did go into space.

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Yeah, they said the one crossed the heliopause

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already. Yeah. Or not already, but it has. It

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was a couple years ago. Yeah, and yes. It is

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an interstellar space now. However, we have no

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way beyond the radio signals that we receive

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of knowing anything about it. So who's to say

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that that thing's not just out of existence and

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the data is now being simulated? I don't like

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where this is going. A little bit of data like

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that would not be difficult to simulate. I've

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made my brain melt. You're welcome. Now, let's

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massage the sausage a little bit. The biggest

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points against the theory. Computational limits.

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The amount of computing power required to simulate

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every particle, all the quantum entanglement,

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and every conscious mind in a universe the size

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of ours is so immense. that it may be fundamentally

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impossible even for a post human civilization.

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So like you were saying, there's no way to process

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that amount of thought essentially. Now the counter

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to that is, yeah. What if we're only processing

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a little bit, a quick segue sleep. You ever have

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those nights where you just can't sleep. Like

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you're dead tired, you're tossing and turning.

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What if it's because the sleep servers are full?

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And you're not allowed to log into the sleep

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server and out of the simulation until other

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people log out of the sleep server. Oh my God.

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There's one for you. That's horrifying. Well,

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to the people that keep hogging it, get the fuck

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out. Right? I'm sick of it. I need my beauty

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sleep. Move on. Get your red pill going. Let's

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go. Get back in there. Oh, my God. Yeah. I thought

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that would cook you a little bit. The simpler

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explanation. You know how pissed people would

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be? Go to sleep, and there's a freaking queue.

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Just like World of Warcraft back in the day.

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Oh, God. Or Battlefield. You're 5 ,000 in line.

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Right. Oh, my God. Wait until Neuralink where

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there's going to be a queue for your dreams.

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You fucking wait. So. Since you brought up dream

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stuff, I do want to mention we have an episode

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that we're cooking up talking about dream. We

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have two episodes actually about dream stuff.

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One is parallel universe dream theory and the

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other is sleep rehab. So I just want to kind

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of put those two little nuggets out there. They're

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going to be pretty awesome, I think. especially

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the sleep rehab but that one's terrifying to

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be honest like it's it's up there with like ai

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so some of the ai stuff we've talked about it's

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yeah it's scary as shit dude well you know they're

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getting to where the ai is able to uh interpret

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brainwave you know during sleep To figure out

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what it is that people are dreaming about. Uh

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-huh. Just like they're able to show that two

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people can communicate or send messages back

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and forth while they're dreaming. In the dreams,

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yes. They have successfully transmitted data

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via dreams to two people in different rooms.

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Yes. So what I'm hearing is Bluetooth and or

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Wi -Fi is actually biological in nature. Basically,

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that's what they're doing. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's pretty close. Analogy. Well, then, whoever's

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the person in the dreams that keeps making it

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so I can only run at the pace of a goddamn snail,

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could they stop, please? Or whoever keeps making

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my guns jam, yeah, stop that shit. I hate that.

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Yeah. The worst one I had is I forgot how to

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use it. Oh, God. That really frustrated me. Yeah.

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I was like, what the fuck is this? And I'm dead.

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Great. That's awesome. Great dream. All right.

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So we'll get into those episodes and they're

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going to be hopefully pretty good. So back on

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this. Simpler explanation for everything is that

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critics argue this is a classic case of an unprovable

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complex explanation. The most likely reason our

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universe has mathematical laws is because that's

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simply the nature of reality. Why invent a simulator

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outside of our reality when the observed reality

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itself is the simplest explanation? It's more

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of a philosophical thought experiment than a

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testable scientific hypothesis. Which, yeah,

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there's really no way to test if this is a simulation.

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Or is there? Well, there's some bullshit happening.

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And we'll talk about that here in a minute. The

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recursive problem. is the Simception issue. So

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if we are in a simulation, what about the people

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who created our simulation? Are they also in

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a simulation? And this leads to the infinite

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regress, which makes the whole idea unsatisfyingly

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complex. If you ever saw that episode of Rick

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and Morty where they went into the battery world.

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Or the mini -verse. That was a good one. Then

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the teeny verse and then the microverse or whatever.

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Yes. Yeah. So are we just inside some dude's

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battery? No, because we don't have any flugel

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pops or whatever they were called. Right. That's

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true. What was it called? Whoa. Whoa. How was

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that happening? Yeah. I don't know. Don't know

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where that came from. That was weird. Anyways.

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That startled me. I just had that thought. Where

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else is it coming from? Thanks, Twitch. I made

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a note of that to edit if you want to edit that

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out. The simulation theory forces everybody to

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confront the very nature of existence. If you

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take the time to really go down that rabbit hole,

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it can be a profound truth or just an engaging

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thought experiment. Its implications are massive.

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And as we go further into the episode tonight,

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we're going to break down some of the notes and

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evidence that have been used by some of the more

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prominent people that have talked about this

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and researched it and kind of explore what it

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might mean to be a living, breathing line of

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code. That's kind of a weird thought, you know?

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Like, I've come to terms that we're just biological

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blobs, but being a line of code is a whole different

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thing. You're more than a line of code. You're

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many lines of code. Yeah, but the Matrix, when

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it came out, was pretty revolutionary. Oh, yeah.

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You know, are we just batteries? But then it

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goes a step further. Are we just code? Now, I

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pulled up a reference on that simulation theory

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paper. I'll be honest. I'm a pretty smart guy

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most days. Some of this shit's way over my head.

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You didn't lick it in the dock. I didn't. I didn't

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let it dock with me. Yeah, I didn't let it dock

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on me. I'll go over one of the AI breakdowns

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of it. Mr. Bostrom does not claim to know which

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proposition is true. He suggests apportioning

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belief roughly evenly among the three. I guess

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that's the safe way out. He also notes that if

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we are not currently living in a simulation,

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it is highly likely that our descendants will

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never run one because one of the first two scenarios

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would have prevented it. The first, the first

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or the scenarios were again, post human stage

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ancestor simulations or statistical probability.

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So that's, uh, I, if you're interested, you can

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just look, look up Nick Bose from 2003 simulation

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theory. I don't know. That sounds like a challenge.

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And usually people, they hear a challenge. especially

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americans yeah we got it look at the robots they're

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bringing out i know some of its ai slot but some

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of it oh yeah a lot of it is very looking some

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of the the one the guy was fighting with just

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to prove that it was a real a real robot man

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yeah them things are gonna fuck our world up

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yeah unless you have a shotgun yeah well Yeah.

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Couldn't eat slugs, buddy. Hell yeah. Would you

00:23:10.329 --> 00:23:16.809
need anything less? Right. So there are some

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things we can look at to kind of discuss why

00:23:19.849 --> 00:23:23.849
scientists take this seriously. We mentioned

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in the intro quantum mechanics. So you've got

00:23:26.289 --> 00:23:29.970
the observer effect when wave functions start

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to collapse. That's a really weird one, and there

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have been some very weird experiments that show

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the observer effect actually travels through

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time. Because if you perform the observer effect

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experiment on light from a distant galaxy, you

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get the same kind of outcome as you get from

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light here on Earth. So I think you should probably

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explain to the audience what the observer effect

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is. So the observer effect is when you have particles

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of light going through a double slit. And when

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it's not being watched, it acts like a wave.

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When it is being watched, it acts like particles.

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And there are videos that you can go and look

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at to kind of get a better breakdown than this.

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This is like quantum reality kind of shit where

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if you move the camera past the slit where the

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change would have already occurred, the observation

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will still change what happened before the slit.

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So it's literal like changing time on the particle

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or the light at that moment. that's proving like

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a quantum entangled change so they started doing

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this experiment with light from distant galaxies

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and other stars and they're getting the same

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result which means that after that light passes

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through the slit and then it's observed it's

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changed on a quantum wavelength from before it

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was emitted so that's something that really kind

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of fucks with the fundamental laws of physics

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that that i've always thought is probably one

00:25:30.569 --> 00:25:33.490
of the most convincing points uh -huh for simulation

00:25:33.490 --> 00:25:35.750
theory because it doesn't make any goddamn sense

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no the fact that you just look at something and

00:25:40.769 --> 00:25:45.210
observe it can change the outcome yep that that

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like i said mind blown yeah um the fine tuning

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of constants did you guys know that if gravity

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We're only 1 % stronger or 1 % weaker. We would

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have no stars. That's correct. In the universe.

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So it's at a very oddly specific number for all

00:26:06.190 --> 00:26:11.589
this to be able to happen. Yes. So on odd numbers,

00:26:11.589 --> 00:26:14.089
one of those coincidence kind of things. Yeah.

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On odd numbers, the earth and the sun and the

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moon. That is a trio. That is very weird. The

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moon is exactly 400 times smaller than the sun.

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And it's exactly 400 times as far away from...

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I don't know. The number 400, I'm getting all

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fucked up. So basically the universe is like

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me where I like even numbers and I hate odd numbers.

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Yeah, it is entirely too perfect. So the universe

00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:59.539
is autistic? Basically, yes. Yeah. But the size

00:26:59.539 --> 00:27:01.920
and the position of the sun, the moon, and the

00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:06.579
earth are too perfect and are the only reason

00:27:06.579 --> 00:27:08.180
that life can flourish on earth the way that

00:27:08.180 --> 00:27:12.900
it does. But also, to be fair, when you have

00:27:12.900 --> 00:27:16.359
literal trillions... There are planets to choose

00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:18.819
from. There's going to be something for it to

00:27:18.819 --> 00:27:21.380
work, you know? Right. But that also brings up

00:27:21.380 --> 00:27:23.519
Fermi's paradox of where the hell is everybody

00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:26.039
else because there's a lot of fucking planets

00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:28.220
out there that we've seen just in our little

00:27:28.220 --> 00:27:36.039
sphere of influence. That is true. The Planck

00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:40.740
length and the pixelation of space -time, the

00:27:40.740 --> 00:27:43.579
farther back in time you go when you're looking

00:27:43.579 --> 00:27:47.279
at... objects in the universe the more distorted

00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:53.019
they seem to be so do light waves degrade not

00:27:53.019 --> 00:27:56.359
that we've been able to prove light is light

00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.259
is light no matter what but because the photon

00:28:00.259 --> 00:28:04.700
is has no mass correct so i mean technically

00:28:04.700 --> 00:28:08.319
unless it's affected by gravity in some way i

00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:11.900
can't imagine that it's gonna degrade in any

00:28:11.900 --> 00:28:14.819
way well does it unless Does it still have to

00:28:14.819 --> 00:28:18.279
pass through a medium, though? The vacuum of

00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:22.940
space really is no medium. But if those dark

00:28:22.940 --> 00:28:26.740
matter theories hold true on something like that,

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:27.900
you know what I mean? Because it has to travel

00:28:27.900 --> 00:28:34.000
long distances. The vacuum of space being empty

00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:39.200
is technically incorrect if you look at the theory

00:28:39.200 --> 00:28:41.759
of the ether from back at the turn of the...

00:28:42.170 --> 00:28:46.230
20th century because they were looking at or

00:28:46.230 --> 00:28:47.829
they actually considered the ether to be another

00:28:47.829 --> 00:28:51.769
element or a state of matter because Nikola Tesla

00:28:51.769 --> 00:28:55.150
was using his inventions to tie into the zero

00:28:55.150 --> 00:28:58.549
point field to generate power and pull power

00:28:58.549 --> 00:29:02.769
out of literal nothing and that's how we'll discuss

00:29:02.769 --> 00:29:05.250
this in another episode when we talk about the

00:29:05.250 --> 00:29:08.289
power inventions that got their creators killed

00:29:08.289 --> 00:29:12.559
yeah hey You want to hear something funny, though?

00:29:12.680 --> 00:29:15.200
Always. We're talking about dark matter. Japanese

00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:21.039
astrophysicist Tomonori Otani, excuse my pronunciation

00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.259
of that. Butchered. I probably butchered it.

00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:26.440
From the University of Tokyo, recently announced

00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:28.640
a potential breakthrough in dark matter research,

00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:31.500
claiming to find the first direct evidence of

00:29:31.500 --> 00:29:34.160
dark matter annihilation via a distinct gamma

00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:37.940
ray glow near the Milky Way Center using NASA's

00:29:37.940 --> 00:29:46.259
Fermi telescope data. This is recent. I think

00:29:46.259 --> 00:29:51.480
this came out about a month ago, maybe two. Because

00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:53.299
I remember hearing about this, and then you talking

00:29:53.299 --> 00:29:57.160
about dark matter made me go, oh, yeah. Light

00:29:57.160 --> 00:30:03.839
bulb. Well, that's kind of cool. That's something

00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:06.829
that I had. Somebody on some sort of podcast

00:30:06.829 --> 00:30:09.069
I was watching explained a while ago was, at

00:30:09.069 --> 00:30:10.890
least for the light thing, there is the possibility

00:30:10.890 --> 00:30:14.450
that whatever medium it's passing through, which

00:30:14.450 --> 00:30:16.990
in that case would be dark matter or could be

00:30:16.990 --> 00:30:18.690
dark matter or something else, that that could

00:30:18.690 --> 00:30:21.170
distort it. But the question to you is, is the

00:30:21.170 --> 00:30:29.450
distortion... Does it follow a pattern or is

00:30:29.450 --> 00:30:32.730
it randomized? I don't have the answer to that.

00:30:33.309 --> 00:30:41.670
Okay. Well, yeah. So you know who does have the

00:30:41.670 --> 00:30:44.630
answer? The person running the simulation. That's

00:30:44.630 --> 00:30:48.730
true. Thank you. If we all just yell out tech

00:30:48.730 --> 00:30:50.869
support real loud, maybe we'll get their attention.

00:30:53.289 --> 00:30:58.549
So computational limits of the universe. This

00:30:58.549 --> 00:31:02.450
is called the Birkenstein bound holographic principle.

00:31:04.730 --> 00:31:06.589
The rest of the universe beyond a certain point

00:31:06.589 --> 00:31:10.410
is just a holographic projection. Theoretically.

00:31:11.269 --> 00:31:14.089
So that's also why things look distorted past

00:31:14.089 --> 00:31:19.990
a certain point. I mean, if you look at pictures...

00:31:19.990 --> 00:31:23.849
That's going to hurt for the people on board

00:31:23.849 --> 00:31:26.710
when they crash into the boundary when they hit

00:31:26.710 --> 00:31:32.630
warp speed. Will it bounce? Or will it be...

00:31:32.910 --> 00:31:35.069
I don't know. I almost look at it as wouldn't

00:31:35.069 --> 00:31:38.210
it just be more like what Elite Dangerous does

00:31:38.210 --> 00:31:44.190
where eventually you leave the galaxy and there's

00:31:44.190 --> 00:31:50.730
just nothing. Maybe. Something else I heard someone

00:31:50.730 --> 00:31:53.529
say was that technically it might be the case

00:31:53.529 --> 00:31:56.750
of maybe our laws of physics are only bound by...

00:31:57.339 --> 00:31:59.339
the creation of this universe. And it's in that

00:31:59.339 --> 00:32:01.539
bubble or sphere where that works. And the minute

00:32:01.539 --> 00:32:06.180
you step out of it, your existence and your set

00:32:06.180 --> 00:32:08.319
of physics that you're used to being in no longer

00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:12.680
exists. And so we'll never know what happens,

00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:15.859
but you might just pop out of existence or might

00:32:15.859 --> 00:32:17.700
be brought back down to molecules. Who knows?

00:32:18.299 --> 00:32:22.359
There's also the suggestion that our entire reality

00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:27.940
exists inside of a black hole. oh yeah there's

00:32:27.940 --> 00:32:30.740
that too and every black hole is like the start

00:32:30.740 --> 00:32:34.480
of a new universe so there's a lot of fuckery

00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:38.940
going on it's a lot of fuck around and find out

00:32:38.940 --> 00:32:42.200
yeah so and then the last one that i wanted to

00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.380
bring up was there's there's been a lot of recent

00:32:44.380 --> 00:32:48.160
papers um like 2024 had one called the constraints

00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:52.680
on is the universe simulatable uh and that just

00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.460
talks about a lot of different things because

00:32:54.460 --> 00:32:57.559
and they bring up a lot of uh even games that

00:32:57.559 --> 00:32:59.400
you were talking about like elite dangerous no

00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:03.299
man's sky eve online they have brought up the

00:33:03.299 --> 00:33:06.160
amount of games that we have used to simulate

00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:10.200
entire universes with just the computational

00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:15.019
power we have today right and it's really not

00:33:15.019 --> 00:33:18.920
that big of a stretch to say hey is there sentient

00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:21.779
life somewhere within these worlds that we just

00:33:21.779 --> 00:33:26.140
can't detect I mean, again, it wouldn't be that

00:33:26.140 --> 00:33:29.180
difficult when a lot of it's set up to where

00:33:29.180 --> 00:33:32.619
if the player isn't looking at it, it's in the

00:33:32.619 --> 00:33:36.940
database. But yet at the same time, the computational

00:33:36.940 --> 00:33:40.220
power of that is reduced because you're not looking

00:33:40.220 --> 00:33:42.380
at it. So you don't need the graphics. You don't

00:33:42.380 --> 00:33:45.859
need audio, really. You don't need a lot of that

00:33:45.859 --> 00:33:49.400
stuff. So it's known it's there, but yet it's

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:52.519
not there because from a computer standpoint.

00:33:53.099 --> 00:33:56.339
that would be absolutely insane. Yeah. But then

00:33:56.339 --> 00:33:58.880
the problem is having every object pop in and

00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:02.799
out of existence for, at the minimum, the billions

00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:05.279
of humans, if not quintillions of animals and

00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:09.719
other biological organisms. Holy hell. Especially

00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:16.099
being able to do that with a latency of 0 .0000000000000000001

00:34:16.099 --> 00:34:18.559
milliseconds to be able to make that happen without

00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:22.420
any sort of noticeable lag. yeah but that that

00:34:22.420 --> 00:34:25.739
goes into the whole you know how many of us are

00:34:25.739 --> 00:34:29.699
not npcs and how many of us are yeah and you

00:34:29.699 --> 00:34:33.139
brought up npcs there's a there's a note on that

00:34:33.139 --> 00:34:37.699
so let's let's kind of get into some of this

00:34:37.699 --> 00:34:43.260
uh the pop culture and fun arguments uh yeah

00:34:43.260 --> 00:34:50.019
so every major movie and tv show that has talked

00:34:50.019 --> 00:34:52.139
about Well, not every, but some of the bigger

00:34:52.139 --> 00:34:54.820
ones. You've got The Matrix, Rick and Morty,

00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:57.599
the battery episode like we talked about. Westworld

00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:00.739
has even gone down that hole. The video game

00:35:00.739 --> 00:35:05.239
analogies, like everything from GTA 5, No Man's

00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:09.099
Sky. They're doing procedurally generated universes.

00:35:09.460 --> 00:35:12.320
So you don't have to render everything, just

00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.139
whatever is around other people. And then it's

00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:16.440
just background noise. Why did you write Pong?

00:35:17.550 --> 00:35:19.610
That was what it had copied down. I don't know

00:35:19.610 --> 00:35:22.230
why they had pong, but the transition from pong

00:35:22.230 --> 00:35:24.409
to GTA five, I think is maybe what they talked

00:35:24.409 --> 00:35:28.750
about. Okay. We started off in just the leap.

00:35:28.750 --> 00:35:34.789
Yeah. Pong world. I don't know. Pong world. Now

00:35:34.789 --> 00:35:40.190
the DMT glitch. This is one that I wanted to

00:35:40.190 --> 00:35:43.309
bring up because it kind of threw me for a loop

00:35:43.309 --> 00:35:45.630
when I read about it. And I've, I've seen videos

00:35:45.630 --> 00:35:49.989
on this shit too. Many people report being able

00:35:49.989 --> 00:35:53.570
to take DMT or other psychedelic drugs, setting

00:35:53.570 --> 00:35:56.769
up a broad beam laser that's projected onto a

00:35:56.769 --> 00:36:01.090
wall, getting up close to the beam. What? Real

00:36:01.090 --> 00:36:03.849
quick. For a broad beam laser, what are we talking

00:36:03.849 --> 00:36:06.530
about there real fast? A laser that has been

00:36:06.530 --> 00:36:08.869
diffused to act more like a flashlight than a

00:36:08.869 --> 00:36:15.170
beam. Okay. Okay. So the beam that's been projecting

00:36:15.170 --> 00:36:18.570
on a wall. getting up close to the beam and being

00:36:18.570 --> 00:36:23.929
able to see code. It's often described as similar

00:36:23.929 --> 00:36:27.289
to the matrix code glyphs, but it varies from

00:36:27.289 --> 00:36:30.309
person to person, but they always report seeing

00:36:30.309 --> 00:36:34.550
code. And this happens to people with no prior

00:36:34.550 --> 00:36:38.449
knowledge of the code or the experience. They're

00:36:38.449 --> 00:36:42.150
given the drugs and the setup and asked what

00:36:42.150 --> 00:36:45.789
they see when they get close. They, Almost all

00:36:45.789 --> 00:36:50.750
report the same thing. Gibbs? I hope we never

00:36:50.750 --> 00:36:54.050
get a blue screen. Right. Is this something we

00:36:54.050 --> 00:36:57.789
can test? If you know how to get a hold of some

00:36:57.789 --> 00:37:03.050
DMT, sure. No fucking idea. I will definitely

00:37:03.050 --> 00:37:11.150
be volunteer for the experiment. Yeah. So. I

00:37:11.150 --> 00:37:13.269
don't know. I mean, if we can get a hold of some

00:37:13.269 --> 00:37:15.989
psychedelics, maybe we give that one a shot because

00:37:15.989 --> 00:37:20.150
that would be kind of weird. People have actually...

00:37:20.150 --> 00:37:26.590
Oh, yeah. Oh, God. A live show. There's Squiggle

00:37:26.590 --> 00:37:32.030
Mart. There's Squiggle Mart. So aside from seeing

00:37:32.030 --> 00:37:36.329
code in physical structures, scientists have

00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:40.170
found what appears to be... Code in the stars.

00:37:42.269 --> 00:37:44.650
Astronomers are seeing what appears to be binary

00:37:44.650 --> 00:37:48.610
code that resembles error correction code that's

00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:51.269
used in computer systems to detect and fix errors

00:37:51.269 --> 00:37:54.750
in superstructures in space, such as galaxies

00:37:54.750 --> 00:37:58.309
and nebulas and the likes. This was discovered

00:37:58.309 --> 00:38:01.929
and reported by theoretical physicist James Gates,

00:38:02.130 --> 00:38:05.690
and he has been interviewed by Neil deGrasse

00:38:05.690 --> 00:38:09.699
Tyson. And has gone in depth to describe what

00:38:09.699 --> 00:38:15.219
he sees as resembling, not actually being, but

00:38:15.219 --> 00:38:19.380
resembling binary code that when processed in

00:38:19.380 --> 00:38:23.199
our computer systems acts like error correcting

00:38:23.199 --> 00:38:28.440
code in our systems. Now, how fucked up is that?

00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:36.719
I have no words for it. Like there's no. That

00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:38.679
just takes me back to the episode of Futurama

00:38:38.679 --> 00:38:40.500
where Bender was floating out in space and met

00:38:40.500 --> 00:38:47.159
Galaxy God. That would be kind of funny. A planet

00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:50.000
or stars colliding is not supposed to happen.

00:38:50.420 --> 00:38:54.239
So the local server RAM does an error correction.

00:38:55.579 --> 00:38:56.960
It's like, wait a minute. Those two objects are

00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:58.119
not supposed to collide. They're supposed to

00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:01.199
be permanent. What the hell? Oh, my God. I don't

00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:06.030
have enough alcohol for this. Yeah. You've got

00:39:06.030 --> 00:39:09.929
people who are looking for glitches actively,

00:39:10.449 --> 00:39:15.789
and they quote the Mandela effect as being one

00:39:15.789 --> 00:39:19.670
of the biggest and best references to being glitches

00:39:19.670 --> 00:39:25.150
in the code. The Monopoly guy monocle, the Berenstain

00:39:25.150 --> 00:39:28.489
Bears versus Berenstain Bears, all the different

00:39:28.489 --> 00:39:32.530
shit is Mandela. The cornucopia. The cornucopia.

00:39:32.650 --> 00:39:35.530
Yeah, fucking had it. That is the fucking thing

00:39:35.530 --> 00:39:37.469
that radicalized me on this shit. I hate to say

00:39:37.469 --> 00:39:39.469
it. The goddamn cornucopia drove me nuts for

00:39:39.469 --> 00:39:42.949
like a week. Yep. But it really did. Yeah. I

00:39:42.949 --> 00:39:45.989
do remember when I was little, I saw the cornucopia.

00:39:46.050 --> 00:39:49.349
I really do remember that. Oh, so I, and then

00:39:49.349 --> 00:39:51.090
when they showed that it wasn't there, I'm like,

00:39:51.190 --> 00:39:54.530
wait, it was there. No, it was there. New timeline

00:39:54.530 --> 00:39:57.030
issue update. There is no cow tipping in this

00:39:57.030 --> 00:40:00.289
timeline. The fuck? There's no cow tipping. Yeah.

00:40:00.449 --> 00:40:02.090
Apparently cow tipping was never a thing in this

00:40:02.090 --> 00:40:05.769
timeline. It was. Since when? Since recently.

00:40:05.949 --> 00:40:10.510
Yes, it has. We all remember. Go fucking look

00:40:10.510 --> 00:40:14.570
it up. What? Yeah. Oh, no. No, this is another

00:40:14.570 --> 00:40:18.829
psyop from the CIA. Possibly. No way. I think

00:40:18.829 --> 00:40:21.929
a lot of that's fucking just trying to mess with

00:40:21.929 --> 00:40:25.309
people with social engineering. Maybe, but I

00:40:25.309 --> 00:40:26.110
just saw a thing the other day. It's an urban

00:40:26.110 --> 00:40:31.500
legend and a myth now? Since when? Exactly. Welcome

00:40:31.500 --> 00:40:34.219
to the new timeline, guys. We shifted again.

00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:38.199
I don't like that I don't get patch notes. I

00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:43.179
know. I think they come in our dreams and we

00:40:43.179 --> 00:40:46.039
just see the weirdness and brush it off. If they're

00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:47.159
coming in my dreams, can they at least clean

00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:54.119
up after? Right. Sorry. Another glitch that they

00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:59.219
report, deja vu and lag spawn delay. That's...

00:40:59.500 --> 00:41:05.059
yeah deja vu is the lag spawn if you've ever

00:41:05.059 --> 00:41:07.719
had deja vu that's hit so hard that you could

00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:13.320
predict what was going to happen like that's

00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:17.019
like real bad lag or even a reload that's that's

00:41:17.019 --> 00:41:19.869
a possibility although to be fair though i i

00:41:19.869 --> 00:41:22.789
do feel like deja vu is almost more akin to you

00:41:22.789 --> 00:41:24.710
know how like when some animals are born and

00:41:24.710 --> 00:41:26.469
they will learn from their previous generation

00:41:26.469 --> 00:41:28.570
like on how to do things i feel like humans while

00:41:28.570 --> 00:41:30.989
we're not good at that there are some inherent

00:41:30.989 --> 00:41:34.449
things that are sometimes passed down yeah there

00:41:34.449 --> 00:41:36.789
are some behavior traits but we as humans are

00:41:36.789 --> 00:41:42.929
definitely helpless as babies oh god yeah yeah

00:41:42.929 --> 00:41:45.530
yeah we're the only mammal on earth that helpless

00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:51.239
Yet we can learn a language like it's nothing

00:41:51.239 --> 00:41:54.800
at that age. So can certain apes, though. Certain

00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:57.699
apes are getting there. I've seen someone teach

00:41:57.699 --> 00:41:59.619
their dog how to talk and had a fucking existential

00:41:59.619 --> 00:42:05.719
crisis. My sister has done that with her dog.

00:42:05.800 --> 00:42:10.280
It was pity. And he will press the buttons and

00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:15.250
knows which one does what. while we're all visiting

00:42:15.250 --> 00:42:17.269
all of a sudden he starts hitting the i want

00:42:17.269 --> 00:42:20.969
to play button nice i think it's all excited

00:42:20.969 --> 00:42:24.030
like somebody gonna play with me now i should

00:42:24.030 --> 00:42:26.909
get carly those buttons and set them up gibbs

00:42:26.909 --> 00:42:36.150
ear gibbs ear no no no no that's amazing oh i'm

00:42:36.150 --> 00:42:41.949
good now uh yeah now things like uh phantom phone

00:42:41.949 --> 00:42:44.590
vibrations in your leg like when your phone is

00:42:44.590 --> 00:42:46.289
sitting on your desk and you feel it vibrating

00:42:46.289 --> 00:42:48.170
your leg they could they consider that to be

00:42:48.170 --> 00:42:51.170
possible packet loss so am i the only person

00:42:51.170 --> 00:42:53.829
that i will know before i'm getting a phone call

00:42:53.829 --> 00:42:56.130
or a text and i'll go oh and i'll pick up my

00:42:56.130 --> 00:42:58.329
phone and then i receive the fucking call text

00:42:58.329 --> 00:43:02.389
that fucking weirds me now what about this i

00:43:02.389 --> 00:43:05.690
do that with work yeah what about this when you're

00:43:05.690 --> 00:43:08.250
when you have a random idea for something you

00:43:08.250 --> 00:43:12.619
have never ever searched before and you pick

00:43:12.619 --> 00:43:15.860
up your phone and type in the first letter and

00:43:15.860 --> 00:43:19.420
there's the result there is no way your phone

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:22.900
could have known that you had that random zoidberg

00:43:22.900 --> 00:43:27.320
thought and yet there was the search result yeah

00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:33.619
it's in your brain while you're singing while

00:43:33.619 --> 00:43:36.119
you're sleeping yeah i know i know it's like

00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:40.039
a siren that's like the old I've literally had

00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:43.019
instances where I'm sitting at work, got nothing

00:43:43.019 --> 00:43:45.860
to do, and all of a sudden I'm just like, huh,

00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:49.519
this particular customer out in Ohio, I haven't

00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:52.320
heard from them in a while, and I think something's

00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:55.539
broke. And not even 10 minutes later, I'm getting

00:43:55.539 --> 00:43:58.260
an email saying, hey, this customer's called

00:43:58.260 --> 00:44:05.159
in. You need to respond to Ohio. Yeah. NPC behavior

00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:10.900
in crowds. Yes. We have all seen those people.

00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:18.260
I encounter them daily. It never fails that you

00:44:18.260 --> 00:44:22.619
drive out in town, the town looks dead, and then

00:44:22.619 --> 00:44:26.139
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, they just spawn

00:44:26.139 --> 00:44:31.139
in. It's like, what the fuck? Where'd everybody

00:44:31.139 --> 00:44:34.880
come from? And nothing explains it. It's just,

00:44:34.940 --> 00:44:40.840
they're there. Back in 2012, there was a Facebook

00:44:40.840 --> 00:44:47.059
story called Dead People Posting Bug. People's

00:44:47.059 --> 00:44:49.539
accounts were posting long after they had died.

00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:54.579
It was a real thing. It was a bug from Facebook.

00:44:56.099 --> 00:44:58.719
I don't remember what happened, but you guys

00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:04.280
can look it up. It's a real story. Yeah. I've

00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:06.519
heard about that, but I've never actually seen

00:45:06.519 --> 00:45:10.440
it. They were confirmed to be not automated posts

00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:14.639
that were set to go out. Because you can set

00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:17.739
posts to go out at certain dates. This was before

00:45:17.739 --> 00:45:25.420
that was a thing. Yeah. So. Some counter arguments

00:45:25.420 --> 00:45:30.239
that you can use. Occam's razor. The simplest

00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:33.480
explanation is that we are in fact in base reality.

00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:37.739
You could ask. If we're simulated, why is there

00:45:37.739 --> 00:45:41.159
so much suffering? It could just be lazy programming,

00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:45.300
sadistic programming, or this is multiplayer.

00:45:45.860 --> 00:45:50.679
And then you have the self -shutdown problem.

00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:54.300
If advanced civilizations would notice that this

00:45:54.300 --> 00:45:58.900
is a simulation, would we be shut down? If we

00:45:58.900 --> 00:46:01.079
discovered that we are, in fact, in a simulation,

00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:06.329
would we be shut down? No. I don't think so.

00:46:06.369 --> 00:46:08.230
I don't think it changes anything because people

00:46:08.230 --> 00:46:12.429
will still keep living. Would they? Yeah. Because

00:46:12.429 --> 00:46:15.429
right here, this segues right into this, the

00:46:15.429 --> 00:46:20.030
practical implications. What you run into the

00:46:20.030 --> 00:46:22.389
issue of, you know, you have a lot of religious

00:46:22.389 --> 00:46:25.710
people that they would look at this and be like,

00:46:25.789 --> 00:46:28.329
oh, it flies in the face of our religion and

00:46:28.329 --> 00:46:32.289
we believe in God. But then wouldn't God just

00:46:32.289 --> 00:46:39.030
be the programmer? Kind of? Yeah. I mean, kind

00:46:39.030 --> 00:46:41.570
of, yeah, but at the same time, it doesn't fit

00:46:41.570 --> 00:46:45.710
the... It wouldn't matter, because if this is

00:46:45.710 --> 00:46:48.570
a simulation, there would in fact be no god beyond

00:46:48.570 --> 00:46:51.710
the programmer. The god of the belief system

00:46:51.710 --> 00:46:54.130
prior to finding out that this is a simulation

00:46:54.130 --> 00:46:57.769
would have just been programmed in. You're assuming

00:46:57.769 --> 00:47:01.530
that AI is in control in this simulation. You

00:47:01.530 --> 00:47:03.690
are making the bold assumption that there's another

00:47:03.690 --> 00:47:06.809
biological organism controlling it. Yes. Right.

00:47:07.030 --> 00:47:10.530
Number one. Number two, there could possibly

00:47:10.530 --> 00:47:13.590
be a non, like even let's just say it was a simulation.

00:47:13.889 --> 00:47:16.829
It doesn't mean that only things in binary can

00:47:16.829 --> 00:47:19.510
interface with it. So there's still the possibility

00:47:19.510 --> 00:47:22.969
you could make your own quote unquote God within

00:47:22.969 --> 00:47:24.730
the simulation that really could just be other

00:47:24.730 --> 00:47:27.210
rogue agents, rogue AI, something to that effect.

00:47:27.690 --> 00:47:30.449
You know, even just a simple testing algorithm

00:47:30.449 --> 00:47:36.280
or testing, you know, division. In order to test

00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:38.579
certain responses, behavioral adaptation, things

00:47:38.579 --> 00:47:42.239
like that. It could be anything. It could be

00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:43.480
the case, if I hate to say it, most religions

00:47:43.480 --> 00:47:45.659
could just be like, hey, let's test what happens

00:47:45.659 --> 00:47:50.559
when people do this. Who knows? Wouldn't that

00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:54.619
be a sick joke? Yeah, that'd be fucked up. Or

00:47:54.619 --> 00:47:57.619
simulated for some hot dog commercial. and the

00:47:57.619 --> 00:47:59.699
ai said let's resurrect this bitch after three

00:47:59.699 --> 00:48:03.900
days locked in a cave let's see what they do

00:48:03.900 --> 00:48:08.579
and on the alien commercial it's something about

00:48:08.579 --> 00:48:11.380
oh he came back in three days You too can buy

00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:13.820
yeast. I'll bring your bread back in three days.

00:48:14.659 --> 00:48:18.199
Who is the asshole AI that is abducting people

00:48:18.199 --> 00:48:20.460
to Italy probe them? That's the problem. That

00:48:20.460 --> 00:48:22.780
is an AI that had to be human coded at some point.

00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:25.940
Because if we are in a simulation and they have

00:48:25.940 --> 00:48:28.400
all these guys complaining about that, either

00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:30.460
one, there's a lot of secretly gay people out

00:48:30.460 --> 00:48:31.880
in the Midwest that are farmers out in the middle

00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:34.519
of nowhere, or option two, there's an AI that

00:48:34.519 --> 00:48:38.559
has a butt fetish. I don't know. Or it's multiplayer

00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:41.019
and you've got someone that's just, out fucking

00:48:41.019 --> 00:48:44.019
around. Trying to see what kind of fucked up

00:48:44.019 --> 00:48:46.380
shit they can get away with. Somebody said, PVP's

00:48:46.380 --> 00:48:50.059
enabled? I'm going to test the limits. That's

00:48:50.059 --> 00:48:55.619
the problem. Oh, man. So, that kind of brings

00:48:55.619 --> 00:49:00.619
us into ethics. If NPCs have feelings, is anything

00:49:00.619 --> 00:49:10.000
impermissible? If they're just NPCs, They're

00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:15.840
not real, so... But real is subjective. Maybe,

00:49:15.980 --> 00:49:20.719
and hear me out on this one, maybe the NPCs are

00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:23.139
the only ones being targeted and killed by the

00:49:23.139 --> 00:49:31.420
murderers. All right, now you lost me. Why? Because

00:49:31.420 --> 00:49:37.400
you've not known anybody that's died? No, we're

00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:41.219
starting to go down that. I have. Oh, we're starting

00:49:41.219 --> 00:49:47.039
to go down that lane of... Or, let's flip that

00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:56.559
one. Maybe only the NPCs are murderers. Again,

00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:02.699
it depends. Because, like, to murder doesn't

00:50:02.699 --> 00:50:05.480
mean you have to be a person or not a person

00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:09.300
to murder. It doesn't take... any sort of justification

00:50:09.300 --> 00:50:12.699
necessarily. So it could be a machine, it could

00:50:12.699 --> 00:50:17.840
not be a machine. Would that be for any crime

00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:23.139
taking place? Maybe. I'm just saying, like some

00:50:23.139 --> 00:50:27.139
of the big ones. Like the big famous ones. Gain,

00:50:27.260 --> 00:50:30.980
Bundy, Dahmer, you know, those guys. I was going

00:50:30.980 --> 00:50:33.400
to say, if World War II was caused by an AI,

00:50:33.579 --> 00:50:40.260
he's a dick. Jesus Christ. I mean, if AI is the

00:50:40.260 --> 00:50:42.480
one controlling all the pedos, man, I really

00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:45.360
ain't going to feel bad in a little bit. Yeah.

00:50:46.019 --> 00:50:49.960
Hunting season's on. Right. Get the squid bots

00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:58.880
out. Oh, Jesus. So. So I guess I guess your topic

00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:01.079
of NPCs have feelings, anything impermissible.

00:51:02.139 --> 00:51:04.119
We're going to find out what the robots soon.

00:51:05.040 --> 00:51:08.800
yes very and i'm glad you brought that up because

00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:12.099
with all the robot stuff coming out especially

00:51:12.099 --> 00:51:15.320
i know i've brought it up mostly in joking but

00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:19.079
the sex bots those are going to be the ones that

00:51:19.079 --> 00:51:23.219
are going to test the limits of boundaries with

00:51:23.219 --> 00:51:30.219
robots and ai personalities well they've already

00:51:30.219 --> 00:51:34.699
passed some laws in certain countries where If

00:51:34.699 --> 00:51:39.320
they're doing the adult toys like that, you are

00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:44.000
not permitted to get them in where they're considered

00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:47.320
they look like they're underage. Right. They've

00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:49.820
already had that incident take place where somebody,

00:51:49.820 --> 00:51:54.119
I guess, ordered a child doll. I can 100 % see

00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:56.059
a black market popping up with modifications

00:51:56.059 --> 00:51:59.320
for that bullshit. Unfortunately, yeah. Unfortunately.

00:51:59.559 --> 00:52:01.719
I mean, to be fair, if they're doing that versus

00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:06.590
actual people, I guess let them let them go at

00:52:06.590 --> 00:52:10.110
it. I guess the problem is it opens the gateway

00:52:10.110 --> 00:52:12.130
to get to that point. So it's kind of a weird

00:52:12.130 --> 00:52:15.250
catch. You know, are you preventing it or are

00:52:15.250 --> 00:52:18.050
you enabling it? That's, you know, then the problem

00:52:18.050 --> 00:52:20.550
is that we're back to the 1970s and 80s, you

00:52:20.550 --> 00:52:22.710
know, drug debate. Same thing will just be that

00:52:22.710 --> 00:52:24.090
with sex bots. It's going to be the problem.

00:52:24.530 --> 00:52:27.550
Yeah. Yeah. Well, then you're going to have the

00:52:27.550 --> 00:52:29.909
whole like in the game Detroit become human.

00:52:31.449 --> 00:52:34.179
You know. spoilers for anybody who hasn't played

00:52:34.179 --> 00:52:36.380
this game, but you know, I played the snot out

00:52:36.380 --> 00:52:39.539
of it. Uh, you find out later in the game that

00:52:39.539 --> 00:52:42.099
the little girl that's in this abusive father's

00:52:42.099 --> 00:52:46.219
house actually isn't human. She's a robot or

00:52:46.219 --> 00:52:50.000
Android. And you don't find out until a little

00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.739
bit later in the game when you, you know, the

00:52:52.739 --> 00:52:56.239
Android you're controlling who gets brought into

00:52:56.239 --> 00:52:59.619
the home as like, you know, a maid slash nanny

00:52:59.619 --> 00:53:02.699
kind of thing. You escape, and then it comes

00:53:02.699 --> 00:53:05.420
out later that she's actually a robot as well.

00:53:05.860 --> 00:53:09.360
Oh, wow. And it's like, okay, so why did this

00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:13.519
abusive guy have the little girl then? It's like,

00:53:13.599 --> 00:53:16.019
what kind of situation did he put himself in

00:53:16.019 --> 00:53:20.159
where he needed to have the little girl? Yeah,

00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:30.630
that's a thing. Wow. and the crazy part is the

00:53:30.630 --> 00:53:33.550
way that house was set up in the game i'm not

00:53:33.550 --> 00:53:36.309
sure what the devs were thinking but i mean it

00:53:36.309 --> 00:53:39.530
looked to look to me like when i first started

00:53:39.530 --> 00:53:41.949
playing like it was just a normal little girl's

00:53:41.949 --> 00:53:46.030
bedroom and her father was a dick and it wasn't

00:53:46.030 --> 00:53:48.110
until you leave the house and you find out later

00:53:48.110 --> 00:53:52.230
oh she's a robot to make me go back and go what

00:53:52.230 --> 00:53:56.309
the frickin hell why was it set up that way then

00:53:57.869 --> 00:54:02.869
yeah why where in life do you get where you're

00:54:02.869 --> 00:54:05.909
not after sexual gratification instead you're

00:54:05.909 --> 00:54:09.610
looking as control and emotional gratification

00:54:09.610 --> 00:54:14.550
trauma yeah yeah i think there's going to be

00:54:14.550 --> 00:54:16.929
a lot of that going on with the different types

00:54:16.929 --> 00:54:20.650
of robots coming out too there's there's going

00:54:20.650 --> 00:54:24.130
to be a lot of like subservient type hitting

00:54:24.130 --> 00:54:27.449
the markets and people will get them just to

00:54:27.449 --> 00:54:32.289
control a person, you know, air quotes. Yeah.

00:54:32.550 --> 00:54:36.010
So it's just, like I said, from that game's perspective

00:54:36.010 --> 00:54:39.369
with the way it played everything, it was interesting.

00:54:39.429 --> 00:54:43.829
And just that, that particular point just made

00:54:43.829 --> 00:54:50.869
me go, huh? Yeah. Wow. A lot of weird shit's

00:54:50.869 --> 00:54:53.030
going to happen when, when that stuff gets more

00:54:53.030 --> 00:54:56.360
prevalent. That's for sure. Yes. A lot of people

00:54:56.360 --> 00:54:57.820
are going to be on watch lists really fucking

00:54:57.820 --> 00:55:02.039
quickly. Probably. Let me tell you. I hope to

00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:04.000
God they're actively monitoring these places

00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:05.380
where people buy them because you're going to

00:55:05.380 --> 00:55:07.340
be like, yep, you're going to be investigated

00:55:07.340 --> 00:55:09.579
next week. Yep, you're going to be looked at

00:55:09.579 --> 00:55:11.840
next week. And again, I hate that it's going

00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:13.619
to be like government overreach in a lot of ways.

00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:16.280
But boy, a lot of people are going to out themselves

00:55:16.280 --> 00:55:20.219
without realizing it. Yeah. You know, it's funny

00:55:20.219 --> 00:55:22.059
because a lot of us probably are already on watch

00:55:22.059 --> 00:55:26.860
lists of some type or another. Yeah. Not for

00:55:26.860 --> 00:55:34.179
that reason, thank God. No. Thankfully. So. Minds

00:55:34.179 --> 00:55:36.800
work. We don't want you to talk too much. Yeah.

00:55:39.739 --> 00:55:43.239
Minds work is I responded to something that the

00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:46.420
police in England said on Facebook, and I got

00:55:46.420 --> 00:55:49.079
a notification. So technically, if I go to England,

00:55:49.179 --> 00:55:52.530
I might get arrested. I don't know. Oh, I. I

00:55:52.530 --> 00:55:55.269
actually went on their police website and said,

00:55:55.329 --> 00:55:59.210
bring it on, bitches. So I already know, don't

00:55:59.210 --> 00:56:03.230
leave the US. Don't go to England. Said, oh,

00:56:03.269 --> 00:56:05.889
you're arresting Americans for what we have free

00:56:05.889 --> 00:56:15.530
speech for? Suck my nuts. Yep. So, back on topic

00:56:15.530 --> 00:56:18.869
here, life hack implications. Is there a way

00:56:18.869 --> 00:56:22.329
to cheat code reality? does that mean we can

00:56:22.329 --> 00:56:24.429
just go up, up, down, down, left, right, left,

00:56:24.510 --> 00:56:27.429
right, A, B, A, select, start, and just keep

00:56:27.429 --> 00:56:30.730
living forever? Oh my God, I wish that would

00:56:30.730 --> 00:56:33.190
be a thing. I would totally bring magic into

00:56:33.190 --> 00:56:36.269
reality. Gibbs has no idea what that is. I would

00:56:36.269 --> 00:56:38.730
totally, I'd be the first one to do Fireball.

00:56:39.630 --> 00:56:42.010
We have no idea. First of all, fuck you. I played

00:56:42.010 --> 00:56:45.809
the shit out of GTA going up. So fuck you. GTA?

00:56:48.090 --> 00:56:51.889
Dude, that's the Contra code. All right. Yeah,

00:56:51.889 --> 00:56:57.030
that's totally contra, man. Sorry. Sorry. Good

00:56:57.030 --> 00:57:02.269
lord. That was like our time frame and you're...

00:57:02.269 --> 00:57:05.769
That's true. That's true. Really? GTA? Yes. Uh

00:57:05.769 --> 00:57:09.110
-huh. That was one of the games at least I could

00:57:09.110 --> 00:57:12.389
think of that like really, really, really did

00:57:12.389 --> 00:57:15.449
a mass adoption of the cheat codes. At least

00:57:15.449 --> 00:57:19.000
in my generation anyway. Right. I mean... Fuck,

00:57:19.000 --> 00:57:20.860
I had people looking them up online where to

00:57:20.860 --> 00:57:22.460
find stuff, where to get things. Like, we used

00:57:22.460 --> 00:57:23.639
to print them out for each other and be like,

00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:25.480
oh, this website had this cheat code on this

00:57:25.480 --> 00:57:27.380
one. And, like, there's this different one. Try

00:57:27.380 --> 00:57:30.460
this one out. Yeah, but, you know. We actually

00:57:30.460 --> 00:57:32.539
had devices that you would take the Nintendo

00:57:32.539 --> 00:57:34.679
cartridge into, the Game Genie. The Game Genie,

00:57:34.800 --> 00:57:37.559
yeah. And you'd plug it into the console, and

00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:40.599
you had codes in a book. Uh -huh. Oh, see, I

00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:43.300
never got to try any of that stuff. Yeah. Oh,

00:57:43.380 --> 00:57:46.840
it was awesome. I had one for the Super Nintendo.

00:57:47.599 --> 00:57:51.900
I had one for the Sega. A -B -A -C -A -B -B.

00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:55.340
The blood code for the first Mortal Kombat. Hell

00:57:55.340 --> 00:58:00.519
yeah! Wait a minute. Was that not enabled natively?

00:58:00.659 --> 00:58:04.940
Not on the Super Nintendo. Not on Sega. It was

00:58:04.940 --> 00:58:08.139
either white or green blood. I think it was white

00:58:08.139 --> 00:58:12.980
blood. It looked like sweat is what it was. Yeah.

00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:20.239
Yeah, but if you go into the arcade, oh, yeah,

00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:23.059
it was full of graphic. It was great. Yeah, the

00:58:23.059 --> 00:58:27.539
arcades were great. Oh, yeah. Oh, good times.

00:58:28.280 --> 00:58:31.760
I miss the arcades. So, while us having three,

00:58:31.880 --> 00:58:36.039
like, relative experienced gamers here, if we

00:58:36.039 --> 00:58:37.840
could cheat code reality, I'm pretty sure one

00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.519
of us by now would hit the right button combinations

00:58:39.519 --> 00:58:43.920
to be a billionaire. Just saying. Yeah. Just

00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:47.079
saying. Unless I have to like walk up to a tree,

00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:49.179
do like a 360 spin, stop on my right foot and

00:58:49.179 --> 00:58:51.360
don't forget it. And then like go around town.

00:58:51.420 --> 00:58:53.119
Like, I don't know. I'm sure that there's some

00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:55.860
sort of weird combination, but so the, the issue

00:58:55.860 --> 00:58:57.340
is you have to walk into rent a few of those

00:58:57.340 --> 00:59:01.059
houses and bust open jars to collect bird feathers.

00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:03.159
And then you have to trade on the bird feathers

00:59:03.159 --> 00:59:07.039
for the golden ticket. So yeah, we're not doing

00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:09.139
that. But which kind of bird feathers? That's

00:59:09.139 --> 00:59:11.940
the problem. You don't know until you know. Oh,

00:59:12.039 --> 00:59:14.550
fuck. It's probably going to be shiny. More than

00:59:14.550 --> 00:59:17.389
likely the shiny. So does anybody have a golden

00:59:17.389 --> 00:59:23.349
parrot? Now we just have someone walk into a

00:59:23.349 --> 00:59:24.909
random people's house and ask if they have bird

00:59:24.909 --> 00:59:30.190
feathers. Oh, my God. They're going to think

00:59:30.190 --> 00:59:31.590
I'm a fucking Jehovah's Witness coming up with

00:59:31.590 --> 00:59:33.369
a book. It's like, no, no, sir. I ask you a very

00:59:33.369 --> 00:59:34.849
important question. Don't close the door. Do

00:59:34.849 --> 00:59:36.090
you have a golden parrot? Then they shut the

00:59:36.090 --> 00:59:38.559
door like, fuck. I'll never know. I'll never

00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:44.159
know. I'm here to talk about your lord and savior,

00:59:44.539 --> 00:59:52.480
Herbie. Oh, my God. Yeah. So, yeah, if we can

00:59:52.480 --> 00:59:56.659
sheet code reality through tactics and techniques

00:59:56.659 --> 01:00:00.840
like manifestation, psychedelics, or even using

01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:04.320
meditation as a sort of console command, again,

01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:06.400
using the psychedelics to look at code in the

01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:10.610
walls. Maybe. I would be down to try that one

01:00:10.610 --> 01:00:15.809
sometime. What, meditation? No, the psychedelics.

01:00:16.030 --> 01:00:19.250
Oh, yeah, fuck it. I can't calm myself down enough

01:00:19.250 --> 01:00:30.230
to meditate. The bigger question, again, and

01:00:30.230 --> 01:00:31.989
I know we already asked this, but it's worth

01:00:31.989 --> 01:00:35.989
asking again, what happens if we prove it? Does

01:00:35.989 --> 01:00:38.449
society collapse? Does the sim get shut down?

01:00:38.969 --> 01:00:42.130
I mean, do people just... There's more than enough...

01:00:42.130 --> 01:00:44.909
I keep saying there's too many people that would

01:00:44.909 --> 01:00:47.389
sit there and absolutely reject it. There's people

01:00:47.389 --> 01:00:49.769
that reject the idea that vaccines are a good

01:00:49.769 --> 01:00:53.949
thing. So you come out and say, hey, we've proven

01:00:53.949 --> 01:00:57.730
that life is nothing but a simulation, and we're

01:00:57.730 --> 01:00:59.869
not technically real. There would be more than

01:00:59.869 --> 01:01:01.710
enough people that would just be like, middle

01:01:01.710 --> 01:01:05.340
finger, that's not true. And they would absolutely

01:01:05.340 --> 01:01:09.079
ignore it. So, you know. I'll be real, Chief.

01:01:09.139 --> 01:01:13.139
My bills are still due. So, like, you can tell

01:01:13.139 --> 01:01:16.500
me it's a simulation. I'd say, great. I still

01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:20.039
got to pay taxes. Like, it doesn't change my

01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:22.280
life. Yeah. If this is a simulation, taxes were

01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:24.820
the worst fucking idea ever. Get rid of that

01:01:24.820 --> 01:01:29.219
bug. Right. If we can go up to a random cabinet,

01:01:29.619 --> 01:01:32.219
smack the door, open the door like three times

01:01:32.219 --> 01:01:34.940
and then beat on the side and a. A bagel appears

01:01:34.940 --> 01:01:39.579
inside of it. Gibbs, do you remember that reference

01:01:39.579 --> 01:01:43.880
from upload? Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah. Then I think

01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:49.260
we could prove that this is a simulation. Yeah.

01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:52.079
Do you think that's why, like, some people randomly

01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:54.219
go missing? Is they just clip through the world?

01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:57.320
Either they clip through the world or they got

01:01:57.320 --> 01:02:01.159
disconnected. User is disconnected. This isn't

01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:06.559
AOL. Yeah. AOL or Earthlink from back in the

01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:09.960
day. Yeah. Somebody picked up the phone. User

01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:16.380
has been disconnected. I will say when my time

01:02:16.380 --> 01:02:20.820
comes on my headstone, I would like to have logged

01:02:20.820 --> 01:02:27.500
in and then logged off. Oh, yeah. That sounds

01:02:27.500 --> 01:02:32.719
good. Yeah. So here's a question for you guys

01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:37.840
and the listeners too. If you knew 100 % beyond

01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:39.679
a shadow of a doubt that this was a simulation,

01:02:39.940 --> 01:02:46.059
would you change how you live? No. No, I wouldn't.

01:02:46.260 --> 01:02:48.519
However, I would definitely be trying to find

01:02:48.519 --> 01:02:51.440
a means to contact the admin and go, what the

01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:56.590
hell? Why don't we have magic? Yeah. yeah we

01:02:56.590 --> 01:02:58.949
have a lot of bugs in the computer code for humans

01:02:58.949 --> 01:03:01.829
that i i feel like at this point they really

01:03:01.829 --> 01:03:05.030
should have worked out that they haven't yet

01:03:05.030 --> 01:03:07.809
so like why the fuck is it i go into a room and

01:03:07.809 --> 01:03:10.030
i forgot why the fuck i'm going in there so i

01:03:10.030 --> 01:03:11.969
go back in another room just that's why i went

01:03:11.969 --> 01:03:16.050
in the other room yeah or the or Or the fact

01:03:16.050 --> 01:03:18.590
that they haven't patched out some of the idiocy

01:03:18.590 --> 01:03:21.570
that's going on right now. Yeah. They need some

01:03:21.570 --> 01:03:24.030
serious patching going on. They need to find

01:03:24.030 --> 01:03:27.230
a way to make stupidity painful. Just period.

01:03:28.690 --> 01:03:33.329
Right. That's probably one of the best things

01:03:33.329 --> 01:03:41.710
they could do. Yeah. And as it looks like...

01:03:41.710 --> 01:03:43.460
Yeah, I'm with that. This is going to be a much

01:03:43.460 --> 01:03:45.079
shorter episode, I think, than we thought it

01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:48.480
was going to be. But I want to kind of bring

01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:51.900
this up before the episode shuts out. How does

01:03:51.900 --> 01:03:56.559
it make you feel knowing that at best, and you

01:03:56.559 --> 01:03:59.679
just take a step back and look at everything,

01:03:59.940 --> 01:04:04.639
there is a non -zero chance that we are in fact

01:04:04.639 --> 01:04:10.039
living in a simulation. There is no way to definitively

01:04:10.039 --> 01:04:14.480
prove. or disprove one way or the other. Dr.

01:04:14.639 --> 01:04:17.579
Neil deGrasse Tyson, guess that sweet, sweet,

01:04:17.639 --> 01:04:20.980
beautiful chocolate man, recently said in an

01:04:20.980 --> 01:04:23.940
interview that he puts our odds of living in

01:04:23.940 --> 01:04:28.840
base reality at, and I quote, 50 -50 at best.

01:04:30.360 --> 01:04:35.760
At best. Not one in hundreds, not one in thousands,

01:04:36.059 --> 01:04:43.039
literally a fucking coin flip. I mean, it doesn't...

01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:46.719
To say we're living in a simulation, if it's

01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:49.800
based on a coin flip or not, I mean, whether

01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:52.599
it's true or not, I don't think it affects your

01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:56.239
day -to -day life, how you live, the choices

01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:58.860
you make. At the end of the day, it could be

01:04:58.860 --> 01:05:00.940
a simulation or not. It really doesn't change

01:05:00.940 --> 01:05:03.420
our daily function. Because then what you really

01:05:03.420 --> 01:05:06.280
have to understand is at this point, if we could

01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:09.000
prove it's a simulation, then truly creation

01:05:09.000 --> 01:05:12.179
is not of your own doing. you just happen to

01:05:12.179 --> 01:05:14.679
exist so might as well make the most of it you

01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:16.900
know might as well do the things you want to

01:05:16.900 --> 01:05:19.519
do uh don't freak out because i feel like there's

01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:21.639
some people that will absolutely lose their goddamn

01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:24.780
minds oh yeah and those are the people i'm concerned

01:05:24.780 --> 01:05:28.860
about but it's possible it could be it could

01:05:28.860 --> 01:05:31.800
not be but you know to be fair 50 50 it's like

01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:33.940
saying it's a coin flip that could be with a

01:05:33.940 --> 01:05:38.119
lot of things too so i So what we're saying is

01:05:38.119 --> 01:05:40.099
anybody with a mental health condition, it just

01:05:40.099 --> 01:05:43.739
means their data got corrupted. Basically. That

01:05:43.739 --> 01:05:47.280
is a Borked install right there. They need defragged.

01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:56.000
Defrag. They need a reboot at best. Yes. Defrag

01:05:56.000 --> 01:06:03.820
the C drive, let me tell you. Yep. So I guess

01:06:03.820 --> 01:06:05.500
the other thing is if you can prove it's a simulation.

01:06:06.110 --> 01:06:10.489
And get access to the data. You could have a

01:06:10.489 --> 01:06:13.389
lot of fun with that. If you could get access

01:06:13.389 --> 01:06:16.590
to the source code, that would literally make

01:06:16.590 --> 01:06:21.610
you God. Yes. Again, I would totally take that

01:06:21.610 --> 01:06:24.809
opportunity to bring magic. Yes. I'm a dork.

01:06:24.929 --> 01:06:29.269
I don't care. I'd do it. The chaos that would

01:06:29.269 --> 01:06:34.329
ensue would be amazing. It would be like in the

01:06:34.329 --> 01:06:37.989
Avatar series. The Legend of Korra when airbending

01:06:37.989 --> 01:06:40.989
was unlocked across the world. And all these

01:06:40.989 --> 01:06:42.510
people could suddenly airbend and didn't know

01:06:42.510 --> 01:06:44.550
what to do with it or how to use it properly.

01:06:45.269 --> 01:06:48.550
So I guess this brings into a discussion then,

01:06:48.590 --> 01:06:52.170
if you got access to the source code, it could

01:06:52.170 --> 01:06:54.030
make any changes you were going to make. What

01:06:54.030 --> 01:06:59.550
would be like the first two or three? What would

01:06:59.550 --> 01:07:02.809
they be? Well, the first one, again. Already

01:07:02.809 --> 01:07:04.630
know what you already know what my first won't

01:07:04.630 --> 01:07:07.250
be the second one would be like no ugly people

01:07:07.250 --> 01:07:11.630
everyone would be beautiful And the eye of the

01:07:11.630 --> 01:07:13.570
beholder everybody would be beautiful no matter

01:07:13.570 --> 01:07:19.250
what So anybody that is considered beautiful

01:07:19.250 --> 01:07:23.750
they're now average like everyone else and You're

01:07:23.750 --> 01:07:25.369
not gonna have any more of these basic bitches

01:07:26.639 --> 01:07:29.219
run around like well i'm pretty so i can do whatever

01:07:29.219 --> 01:07:31.239
i want no guess what now you're like everyone

01:07:31.239 --> 01:07:33.239
else because everyone else is beautiful now so

01:07:33.239 --> 01:07:41.059
guess what suck it up sucker yeah i don't know

01:07:41.059 --> 01:07:45.039
i i feel like maybe have some fun and make something

01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:54.280
like um the uh fuck uh invincible comic like

01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:57.900
the the the viltrumites Make Earth more like

01:07:57.900 --> 01:08:02.760
Viltrum. A lot of people died on Viltrumite to

01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:07.920
get to that point, though. So many deaths. And

01:08:07.920 --> 01:08:12.760
they even admit to the fact to get to where they

01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:15.980
are, they had to kill a lot of Viltrumites or

01:08:15.980 --> 01:08:18.479
Viltrumites, whatever it's called. Yeah, you're

01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:21.079
going to be that Viltrumite that ends up whispering

01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:24.250
in Mark's ear, but I'm so alone. Are you going

01:08:24.250 --> 01:08:28.149
to be that guy that just before they absolutely

01:08:28.149 --> 01:08:30.449
clobber the shit out of people be like, you know,

01:08:30.449 --> 01:08:35.670
but they're all scared of me. Giving people one

01:08:35.670 --> 01:08:37.390
little bit of psychological trauma before you

01:08:37.390 --> 01:08:42.029
murder them to death. Yeah. I think maybe conquest.

01:08:42.189 --> 01:08:44.729
That was his name. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Conquest.

01:08:44.750 --> 01:08:49.369
Oh, yeah. I think maybe just making like, like

01:08:49.369 --> 01:08:52.760
you said, magic. but maybe making magic and actual,

01:08:52.859 --> 01:08:57.460
like, comic -level superpowers real. Yeah. I

01:08:57.460 --> 01:09:00.020
think that would at least make things interesting.

01:09:02.260 --> 01:09:06.140
Interesting is a word. Or you end up in a situation

01:09:06.140 --> 01:09:08.579
where somebody has electric powers, they fall

01:09:08.579 --> 01:09:11.159
into a pool full of lots of people, and you just

01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:15.680
create chaos. No, it's death. And soup. Yes.

01:09:15.699 --> 01:09:18.239
And it's human soup at the same time. Right.

01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:23.029
I mean, we all saw The Boys. Yeah. Superpowers,

01:09:23.090 --> 01:09:24.689
as much fun as they would be, I think most people

01:09:24.689 --> 01:09:28.449
are way too stupid to be able to handle them.

01:09:29.229 --> 01:09:33.770
But it would certainly be entertaining. Oh, yeah.

01:09:34.529 --> 01:09:37.470
The problem is... Get the one guy that's angry

01:09:37.470 --> 01:09:40.970
with laser eye powers. Oh, yeah. There'd be way

01:09:40.970 --> 01:09:43.590
too many Homelanders. That's the problem. Yeah.

01:09:43.670 --> 01:09:51.340
Yeah, exactly. Ugh. The thoughts that go through

01:09:51.340 --> 01:09:54.680
that character's head. I still can't look at

01:09:54.680 --> 01:09:58.319
milk the same way. Forever ruined. I used to

01:09:58.319 --> 01:10:00.199
drink a gallon of milk a week. Ever since I watched

01:10:00.199 --> 01:10:02.039
that show, I haven't barely touched the stuff.

01:10:02.840 --> 01:10:07.819
Right. I can't do it. Just have to remind yourself

01:10:07.819 --> 01:10:11.600
it's cow's milk. It's not people milk. That shit's

01:10:11.600 --> 01:10:14.779
disturbing. You know, we are, I think, one of

01:10:14.779 --> 01:10:17.720
the only species on this planet that drinks the

01:10:17.720 --> 01:10:24.170
milk of another species. How messed up is that?

01:10:24.909 --> 01:10:29.149
Well, we do have instances like kittens and puppies

01:10:29.149 --> 01:10:33.670
and ducklings and just cute little fuzzy animals.

01:10:33.750 --> 01:10:38.489
That's more of a survival situation. We routinely

01:10:38.489 --> 01:10:43.579
do it for pleasure, essentially. just for consumption

01:10:43.579 --> 01:10:47.220
we've made it into like specialized foods and

01:10:47.220 --> 01:10:49.699
stuff like that we've also bred them to do that

01:10:49.699 --> 01:10:53.550
I mean I don't know how How do I say this so

01:10:53.550 --> 01:10:57.270
I don't get this canceled? What's easier? Make

01:10:57.270 --> 01:11:00.850
sure you know where I'm going with this statement.

01:11:01.970 --> 01:11:06.229
I'll say it's far easier to do with a cow. Do

01:11:06.229 --> 01:11:09.310
it the other way. Get a judge involved and a

01:11:09.310 --> 01:11:14.369
police officer and it's a little weird. It could

01:11:14.369 --> 01:11:18.010
solve some of the jobless situations. Jesus.

01:11:19.460 --> 01:11:22.800
why are you putting lipstick on that cow man

01:11:22.800 --> 01:11:31.439
what's going on oh my god oh wow man all you

01:11:31.439 --> 01:11:42.279
hear is moo moo that's not right that's not right

01:11:42.279 --> 01:11:53.800
no This is devolving into the fucking Wookiee

01:11:53.800 --> 01:11:58.920
porn all over again. Oh my God. Oh God. That

01:11:58.920 --> 01:12:10.060
was so funny. Oh geez. I can't even do that.

01:12:10.859 --> 01:12:13.579
Sasquatch porn. That's what it was. Sasquatch

01:12:13.579 --> 01:12:17.619
erotica. Bigfoot erotica. I tried to watch the

01:12:17.619 --> 01:12:22.880
Sasquatch movie. It was like Sasquatch Rising

01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:26.460
or Sun Rising. It was supposed to be a comedy

01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:30.439
drama type thing about a family of Sasquatches.

01:12:31.300 --> 01:12:36.180
Within seven or eight minutes in, there's two

01:12:36.180 --> 01:12:40.369
Sasquatches doing it doggy style. While another

01:12:40.369 --> 01:12:42.649
two are just standing there holding hands watching.

01:12:44.609 --> 01:12:49.430
After that was done. Yeah. I had to turn it off

01:12:49.430 --> 01:12:53.270
after that. Okay. So later on question, one got

01:12:53.270 --> 01:12:55.630
his tongue stuck on a rock or some shit. I don't

01:12:55.630 --> 01:12:58.590
know. Yeah. Did, did the Sasquatch have the red

01:12:58.590 --> 01:13:01.350
rocket or did it have like a regular, a regular

01:13:01.350 --> 01:13:05.319
peen? don't know they didn't show that part thank

01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:07.460
god instead they showed the one walking away

01:13:07.460 --> 01:13:12.479
wiping his crotch with leaves nice hopefully

01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:19.479
they weren't poison ivy hopefully not or at one

01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:22.239
point they'd all stand by trees with a big stick

01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:25.680
and one would go and they'd all start beating

01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:29.180
on the trees and I'm like I got to turn this

01:13:29.180 --> 01:13:36.640
off. This is so retarded. You almost said the

01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:44.039
no -no. Almost $5 in the coin jar. It's a bad

01:13:44.039 --> 01:13:52.529
gamble. It's bad. Why is there a cup in the background

01:13:52.529 --> 01:13:54.250
which is called the hard R cup? It's like you

01:13:54.250 --> 01:14:00.369
don't want to know. It has $100 in it. Not what

01:14:00.369 --> 01:14:03.890
you think it is. I'm able to go on vacation.

01:14:07.890 --> 01:14:09.850
That's going to be your vacation fund if you're

01:14:09.850 --> 01:14:18.250
not careful. Right. Yeah. I'm gonna go to work

01:14:18.250 --> 01:14:19.550
tomorrow and they're gonna be like, so what'd

01:14:19.550 --> 01:14:21.689
you do over the weekend? Well, I pissed off a

01:14:21.689 --> 01:14:26.670
lot of mentally handicapped people. I cannot

01:14:26.670 --> 01:14:30.510
show my face in public for at least a week. Then

01:14:30.510 --> 01:14:35.430
they'll forget. Just give them some Hot Pockets

01:14:35.430 --> 01:14:38.229
and Diet Pepsi, you'll be alright. Yeah, exactly.

01:14:40.510 --> 01:14:42.449
It's like, what were you doing today? Breakfast.

01:14:48.719 --> 01:14:51.359
yeah you had to think about that part of the

01:14:51.359 --> 01:14:54.600
the knights that say reline you know that's right

01:14:54.600 --> 01:15:03.220
gibbs where are we on merch i i am simply just

01:15:03.220 --> 01:15:10.899
observing this is just we're not after shrubbery

01:15:10.899 --> 01:15:14.140
we're after chocolate chip cookies okay okay

01:15:14.140 --> 01:15:19.340
now you have my attention Maybe some brownies.

01:15:19.359 --> 01:15:21.600
Maybe some fun brownies. Then you're up my alley.

01:15:22.939 --> 01:15:34.960
Get those brownies down. I didn't say it. I did

01:15:34.960 --> 01:15:41.699
not say it. I caught myself. I think that's going

01:15:41.699 --> 01:15:44.260
to do it for this episode. We're definitely going

01:15:44.260 --> 01:15:47.000
to start tracking off if we're not careful. I

01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:50.880
think we'll wrap it up here. Show us some love.

01:15:51.079 --> 01:15:54.439
Don't forget your W. Consume 10 for 10 % off.

01:15:56.979 --> 01:16:01.000
Merch coming. Live show end of the summer. And

01:16:01.000 --> 01:16:05.039
next week, a new show. So anything else, guys?

01:16:05.880 --> 01:16:09.279
No, I think. Oh, wait. Are we doing a show next

01:16:09.279 --> 01:16:13.260
week? Yeah. Might as well. Yeah, because Christmas

01:16:13.260 --> 01:16:17.199
is. The one after it's probably where we won't

01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:18.920
because that would be the Christmas weekend.

01:16:19.420 --> 01:16:21.720
Christmas weekend, yeah. So two weeks out, we're

01:16:21.720 --> 01:16:24.880
probably taking a break. Yeah. Yes. That sounds

01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:29.420
good. Sounds good. So in the words of a tech

01:16:29.420 --> 01:16:33.079
sergeant I had in tech school, no glove, no love.

01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:40.439
Yes. All right. And with that, we love you all.

01:16:40.520 --> 01:16:43.260
Thanks for hanging out with us. And we'll see

01:16:43.260 --> 01:16:43.819
you all next time.