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Welcome to the show, everybody. I'm your host,
Gibbs. I'm, oh my God, I did it again. Jesus,
I look up and there is Gibbs puzzled as ever.
I'm your host, Pip. I think I'm Pip. I'm your
host, Pip, here with my co -hosts, Gibbs and
Gibbles. They're both shocked as shit at what
just came out of my mouth. Why the fuck do you
carry Sharpie with you? Why do you carry Sharpie
with you into the bathroom? Do you not? No. Because
if you go into a truck stop restroom, you can
put your ex's phone number up there with a message
that says, show me your poop. No. No. I have
so many questions, and I don't want the answer.
This is the problem. Are you that fucking person
that's writing random people's phone numbers
at truck stops and shit? Are you the person?
Are you not? Just waiting for the call to just
really mess with them. Oh, my God. You're the
dude. You're the guy. We figured this out. Okay.
That's just one way to handle a very messy breakup.
If you separate on good terms, then I do not
recommend it because then they're going to get
random pictures of shit into perpetuity and they
have to get a new number. But anyways, this is
the Now We Consume podcast and tonight we are
going to cover something that given last week's
little taint tickle from the sun that we got,
we're going to talk about... Loss of the power
grid, the day of dark sky, the day of black sky,
the power grid going down via an EMP attack or
via just grid collapse due to exigent circumstances.
One word. This is cannibalism. Carve up a human
body. I will reshare that information later.
Gibbs was also referred to as a well marbled
individual. I love that look, buddy. Jesus Christ.
I'm just here. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Jesus.
The first person in history to ever film a podcast
and leave with a sore anus. Jesus Christ. So,
Jesus. This is a bunch of topics that, like I
said, given last week's little run in with the
sun. A lot of people don't realize how close
humanity really is to the verge of collapse,
given a major disaster like that. If you go to
turn on the power and the power just not only
does not turn on, but never turns on again, or
maybe not necessarily never, but maybe it's several
weeks, several months. There is so much shit
that can and will go wrong before everything
even starts to go right again. Gibbles, before
we went on, you were saying something that I
want you to go ahead and mention. The timeline.
The timeline to collapse. Oh, at least a week.
After no power for a week, at that point, continuity
of government can become an issue because there's
no power. And when we say no power, that means
everything is fried. You've got no electronics.
You've got no radios. You've got no flashlights.
We've basically been stepped back to the 1930s.
Pre -1900s. Yeah, pre -1900s. So you're going
to have a lot of people that are not going to
know what to do with someone in that situation.
And like I said, in about a week, society is
going to collapse. A little bit of a differentiation
here. A grid collapse versus an EMP. If an EMP
hits, we are back to the Stone Age. Hands down.
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. All electronics,
unless they are in specially designed shielded
containers, are gone. In a grid down scenario,
where just the entire power grid collapses and
all the power plants are gone and offline. We
will still have portable electronics. We'll still
have power packs. We'll still have solar panels
and power generation devices. So in the grand
scheme of things, that's the best worst -case
scenario that we could hope for is just the grid
-down scenario. Yeah, New York went through that.
What's that? Yeah, New York went through that.
Well, a lot of us have gone through that if you've
been in an area where there's a major disaster.
earthquakes fires blizzards uh the the texas
blizzard back in what was it 2021 i think it
was oh yeah they had no power for a while anybody
that lives in a hurricane affected area um they
routinely are without power for several days
and they've just kind of learned how to cope
uh the emp attack though that's the big one because
there are a lot of nation states and even I think
we talked about last season, uh, Iran and Syria
have the capability to launch container ship
mounted missiles that can hold a payload large
enough to take out the entire U S and they can
get these ships into the Gulf of Mexico. I'm
sorry, the Gulf of America now, um, or off the
coast of the U S And they have demonstrated these
launches in the Black Sea, the Caspian Sea, and
the Persian Gulf. That is public knowledge now.
So these devices can get stuck right off our
coasts, and they're going to launch too close
for us to be able to do anything about it. And
all of a sudden, it's just a silent little lights
out. No big boom, no shattering glass, no mushroom
cloud. we're just driving along the highway one
day, the next, your car dies, your cell phone
dies, the radio dies, planes start falling out
of the sky, possibly. That one I haven't been
able to 100 % confirm, but newer planes are supposed
to be shielded from that. They may be able to
land or just crash softly. Yeah, they're not
going to just fall out of the sky. I can't see
that. They'll glide, I believe. But they're not
going to drop like in the movies. But yeah, they'll
glide out of the sky, which is probably even
more terrifying. But you're still going to have
folks with pacemakers, people who are dependent
on life -saving technology. Then you're going
to start getting into the short -term emergency
stuff. All communications are down. All traffic
stuff is going to be down. If you're out and
about, you are now walking to get home. Or you're
looking for bicycles. You know, a bicycle will
be worth your weight in gold at that point. And
how many of us over 25 have bicycled unless you
do it as a hobby or a sport or whatever? You
know, that's the one thing we've stressed to
our children to do is learn to ride a bike. Yes.
Yeah. Also, learning directions. That's something
I'm going over with my son. He gets lost in our
town just when we're out and about. You guys
have been down here. It's not a hard town to
navigate. No. Trust me. After growing up where
I've grown up, that shit's easy. You grew up
in my area and you understand sometimes to go
south, you have to go north and west. My roads
are fucked up near Boston. You guys, at least
like it's somewhat of a grid. So like, it makes
sense. You want to go South. You can pretty much
just go South. Yeah. You, you turn down to go
South. That's it. So we've, we've got all this
chaos going on. Once people realize what's going
on, it's going to be the people who have paid
attention that have their eyes open and their
heads on a swivel that will realize it. In an
EMP situation, if the pocket electronics go out,
that's when the chaos starts. Because those are
the people who are going to know nothing's coming
back on at all. But if you're smart and you've
paid attention, those are going to be the people
to watch for and try to get with. Because they'll
probably have at least some things on hand and
have prepared. Food. Emergency backup food. Water.
Yeah. Unlike that previous episode we discussed,
we went over a whole, you know, having bug out
bags, have everything else, having your preparations,
you know, and everything in check. Biggest piece
of advice, just have a plan of action and make
sure you can be able to execute that plan. Even
as something as simple as just having basics
in a bag or something else, or at least with
your immediate family, whoever you live with.
That way people aren't panicking, you know, because
sometimes having a plan will keep you from making
very dumb decisions. So sometimes it's not just
following the plan. It's keeping you from doing
other stupid shit. 100%. And go ahead. No, the
only thing I want to bring up too, I think a
lot of people need to understand, even if it's
just a grid down scenario, most electronics,
capacitors, anything else, transformers that
are used in America are not made in America.
And they require resources from outside the country.
So the issue is even if. It's just the best case
scenario of the power goes down nationally, the
national grid goes down. It's going to be months,
if not years, for us to get all those resources,
all those materials, all that equipment, everything
else put back together and in place. So regardless,
if it is that large EMP scenario, even if it's
just locally in your, let's just say, county
or even state, that's still going to take months,
if not possible, years to get everything fully
back up and running. That's not to mention logistics,
food, everything else. It's still a major, major
issue. Yeah. So the biggest thing with the EMP
attack, getting things back online after that
requires replacing thousands of specialized custom
built high voltage transformers, along with a
lot of complex electronic controls, most of which
take one to two years to replace under normal
conditions. They do not keep that stuff on hand
here in the States. Almost all of it's made,
I believe in Europe. Some of it, I think, in
Japan. Go ahead, Gibbons. Yeah. I was going to
say, if it's something that's made in the U .S.,
they have shown time and again that if they need
to get it done quickly, they can do it. It's
just you need the motivation. Yeah. Regionally,
they can get small sections as long as it's not
like the big power plant stuff that has to get
replaced. Substations, they can get handled.
One piece of a power. plant they can get that
handled but overall they can't get a whole country
back up and running anytime soon so you know
you're you're going to be looking at those first
30 days and it's going to be pure chaos you better
get your gun bubba yeah all those states that
have strict gun laws and shit are going to be
regretting all that real quick so Just make sure
you guys can focus on being self -sufficient,
self -reliant for those 30 to 60 days. Yeah.
Or have a plan to get the hell out of there if
it's in a situation that's not advantageous to
stay in. Yeah. If you're in the city, get out.
Yeah. Because the big thing is the EMP doesn't
have to be enemy bound. The sun can take us out.
It can do the same kind of damage that an EMP
can do. So that's why... Go ahead. I was going
to say, back when the United States used Morse
code to transmit information over wire, you had
that solar storm that came through, and they
said there were sparks coming off the cables.
People were getting shocked as they were trying
to transmit information for the telegraph and
everything. Yeah, the Carrington event. Yeah.
1883 or 1886, whatever. Yeah. That was a solar
flare with a CME like we've had over the past
couple of weeks. And it puts so much voltage
into the atmosphere that, like you said, the
telegraph lines were lighting up. Now, if that
same level hit today, we would be in some real
trouble. Well, they're like electric companies.
We best get free electricity for a little bit.
Oh yeah. How dare we? Oh no. Now, realistically,
the way everything is set up, I think that would
probably lead more to a nationwide grid down
event versus an EMP. Um, but there would still
be some EMP type effects, but we'd still have
most of the handheld electronics that would survive
at least. So if you have information that you've
hoarded as far as like survival information and
you have it downloaded on separate devices and
thumb drives you would still be able to access
that at least you know i we've we've always encouraged
you know self -sufficiency preparedness power
packs solar panels portable devices like chromebooks
that are just for holding information pdfs and
shit those are going to be worth literal I don't
know. Gold would be nothing compared to that
kind of information. Especially the best thing
you can do is get some sort of reliable survival
guide printed out, laminated, have it in a book.
That way no one can take that from you and it's
not going to go anywhere. Yeah. Or like one of
those TikTok advertisements about the, what is
that book called? The Forgotten Apothecary or
whatever? Yeah, something like that where it's
like how to make beer. Filter water, you know,
just all sorts of random things that people take
for granted that if we lost all electricity for
it just didn't come back, you're going to need
some of that kind of information. Yeah. Yeah,
because think about it. Within three days, you're
going to be dealing with a lack of water flowing
through the pipes both ways. So no new water
in, no water out, which includes sewage. Fuel
pumps, you're not getting gas if the cars are
even still running. Food will be a major issue
because just -in -time stocking is how stores
operate. Stores typically have 72 hours of stock
on hand. So within 72 hours, you're going to
be out of food, out of gas, and out of everything
you need if you don't have supplies on hand.
The average household, has about three to five
days of food on hand that's the average household
i know most of us have a little bit beyond that
we have kids we have other people that we care
for and whatnot so we keep a little bit more
than that but you're still going to have to figure
out real quick what's going to go bad because
if you don't have power perishables are going
to go a hell of a lot faster all your Frozen
stuff is going to start to thaw. Within a week,
you're going to be down to the non -perishables.
That's right. Communication. If you don't have
backup radios, any kind of way to talk to people
besides pen and paper and smoke signals and flags,
you're going to be out of luck. Again, grid down.
You will have radios, but EMP, no, you're not
going to have any of that. Wire phones like the
old style could be an eventuality. That book,
One Second After, I know we've referenced that
a few times. That is a definitive guide. It is
fiction. Excuse me. It is fiction, but it is
a recommended reading for anybody in Congress
and the Senate. The fact that that's a book that's
that high up on the totem pole. Great information
inside. Generator fuel and batteries will run
out within a week. Landlines are not going to
be an option because even an EMP, those are done
as well. Supply chains we've already talked about.
So food, water, medicine. Medicine is going to
be a big one. Anyone who relies on. any kind
of life -saving medication, life -saving life
maintenance meds. I mean, I'm sorry, but if,
if it's not something that's going to change
with health due to lack of food and resources
and whatnot, they're, they're not going to be
around for much longer. Yeah. They can help in
other ways. They like that too. Yeah. But they
can help in other ways after they're gone. I
mean, they can feed a family. Yeah. Why are you
looking at me, Gibbs? You know, the fact that
you're looking at your family members like a
four for four over there. Hey, if it's survival,
you got to look for food where you can. There's
a very big line between which animals I'm eating
before I start looking at people, though. I'll
be looking for the cuter, the better you would
hope. Oh, so the cuter animals have been fed
well and pampered. So those will have the tenderest
meat. Yes. The same applies for the people. So
after the initial 30 days, you can start to look
into a recovery and stabilization because after
that first month, if you've managed to make it
that far, You're going to have dealt with the
initial breakdown, all of the psychosis that's
going to follow from yourself and civilization,
the initial onset of Raiders, and then just the
madness of the decline and anything short -term
that's going to hit. So all the short -term diseases,
all the short -term sickness and whatnot, you're
going to have gotten through all that within
that first month. After that month. the rebuilding
and the planning for survival can really start.
So you can begin trying to grow crops if you
haven't already trying to gather resources to
promote livestock, because by then, hopefully
the worst people are not in the picture at that
point. If, and again, a lot of this is assuming.
you've been able to make contact with friendly
people to get your numbers up, um, have areas
that you can raise them. If you've moved out
of the city, you've gotten out of town and you
have access to land. Yeah. Excuse me. I got my
throat tonight. Yeah. I got my compound. Yes,
you do. Yeah. So yeah that's the all of us are
kind of not too bad off at this point yeah oh
yeah yeah oh so fuck tofu no the problem is in
an emp event i'm basically going to be the warlord
of my area i'm going to be a menace i i hate
for my neighbors to find that out but yes i will
be a menace yeah Yeah, I'm not sure about my
neighborhood. So many people have really good
jobs, and then I'm at the bottom of the hill
just looking up like the oblongs. So, you know,
I'm the one with the guns and everybody on top
of the hill I'm not so sure about. Yeah. So,
water and sanitation. People are going to have
to learn how to dig latrines real quick. Because
that's a major issue. Disposing of bodies and
whatnot is going to be another catastrophic hassle,
especially in the cities. I honestly feel...
What's that? I was going to say, unless you have
a septic system that doesn't rely on electricity,
you could be okay. At least with septic. Or if
you set one up with a solar panel, if you have
access to one. to run your, your stuff. Yeah,
exactly. Yep. Um, I, I feel like if you were
in a small enough city, you could set up an area
like an old, uh, sports stadium as just like
a body dump and just let the, the, the carrion,
um, creatures take care of all of it. I wouldn't
want to be anywhere near it because, Oh my God,
that smell. But yeah, trying to develop some
kind of an in -city dump for a lot of things
would be probably useful. Transportation, I think
most people would probably understand very quickly
that short range is about the only thing you're
getting. Most people can't walk more than a few
miles nowadays, especially loaded down with a
pack. Well, that's where the strongest will survive.
Yeah. As long as I stay home, I'm okay. If I
have to walk a long distance, I'll be one of
those. I'm screwed. Yes. I played too hard in
life. You need a rocket -powered wheelchair.
What you need is a horse. Yes. As a man that
grew up with horses, get a horse. Yes. Or in
your case, maybe just a small donkey. A reversion
to late 1800s transportation technology would
happen, I think, rather quickly. And people...
Go ahead. This is the problem. Then the Amish
will run the country. Oh, Lord. Oh, yeah. And
then it's basically going to be... What's that
fucking show on Amazon with the cap and gowns?
Religious society, they took over. The one blonde
girl. Handmaid's Tale? Yes, yes. If the Amish
run everything, it'll be basically Handmaid's
Tale. That'll be horrifying. But Amish have mafia
stuff, so it won't be too different. I don't...
That TV show, The Amish Mafia, was totally made
up. That's so stupid. Oh, God, it was horrible.
Mafia guys was like a little person or something,
so he was like freaking four foot tall. That
was hilarious. I watched a few episodes because
I just couldn't. You know, I had to throw that
out there. You mentioned the Amish. Yeah. Honestly,
if I got a leprechaun threatening me, I'm really
not concerned. I don't care. You don't even have
to waste a freedom seat on that fool. Nope. Oh,
no. Oh, that's because I have a better mic. Again,
we edit the volume and post, so not concerned.
Yeah. Uh, so technology that, uh, people need
to keep an eye on. Like I said, your everyday
stuff, um, cell phones, computers, depending
on the, on the collapse if it's grid down you're
you're going to be more okay oh that reminds
me the uh the figures for for the fall um i know
i put it in here you have it somewhere in the
document oh there it is okay deaths it dies yeah
uh for the grid down it is estimated the restoration
timeline This is the mortality rate estimates
out to one year with a restoration timeline of
several weeks to six months. The initial estimate
is low with less than 5 % of the US population.
Now, I feel like that's way off. I feel like
that's way, way low because it's not taking into
account the pure psychotic nature. that is the
average walmart shopper oh yeah no all the care
into the country well here's something else to
think about too every year i thought it was a
couple hundred thousand people in europe die
from overheating just due to lack of air conditioning
just due to being hot yeah so Imagine America
where we're used to things like air conditioning
and heat being readily available anywhere. If
people go without that for six months to a year,
there's many places in the country where you
aren't going to be able to survive if you don't
have other ways to heat your house. Well, that's
why a lot of people didn't survive in those areas
because there was nothing to provide an environmental
condition that they could survive in. Yeah. And
even down South where it gets really hot. I mean,
there's a lot of people that if it gets too hot,
they ain't making it. So I think 5 % is extremely
conservative. That'd be 5 % due to, I think 5
% would be, I think it's the bare minimum times
that. Yeah. I think 5 % is the bare minimum,
maybe even per month. I would, I would be willing
to say 5 % per month. And I feel like that's
all the people, not too much. All the people
that are like need medicine that are like medically
required in order to live. But outside of that,
you're going to have all the people who will
realize, oh, the rules no longer apply. The people
who are only good because society wants them
to be good and they need to be good because of
society. I've said it myself. There are a lot
of people who are. only alive and roaming around
today because of my abject fear of prison sex.
Take those restraints off, buddy. I might be
a whole different person. I don't know. Yeah,
it is kind of true, though, for a lot of people,
especially like think about the amount of people
that have extreme mental disorders that would
be unmedicated. roaming free, no police force,
no military, no nothing. Yeah. Could be a little
scary. Yeah, well, I mean, for all the officers
I knew, the running advice that you ever got
from any of the veterans was that you help people
on the police department as much as you can.
Always. That's your job. However, If the shit
hits the fan like that, all rules just went out
the window. You take care of yourself, you take
care of your family. And at that point, the only
people that are going to be sticking around are
either the bleeding hearts or the people that
just don't have anywhere else to go. Because
I always felt that, you know, I have my job and
I'll do the best I can. Family comes first, and
if things went that way in the District of Columbia,
I'd be like, no, I'm not sticking around. Bye.
Oh, yeah. So if you'll allow me, and I hope to
hell this doesn't get the stream hit, I'd like
to quote something here. I'm waiting. You see,
their morals, their code, it's a bad joke, dropped
at the first sign of trouble. They're only as
good as the world allows them to be. When the
chips are down, these civilized people, they'll
eat each other. The Joker from The Dark Knight.
Oh, yeah. Things like that could not ring more
true in those types of situations. Oh, yeah.
So, like I said, people will only be as good
as society allows them to be. And when people
are hungry, they will get bad real quick. Oh,
so the amount of people, let me just put this
out to you. The amount of people that have things
that go on behind closed doors on a daily basis,
you better watch your back when something like
this was to happen. And we're talking months
of no groceries, none of that. And you've got
to fend for yourself. Yeah, you got to watch
out. People are horrifying behind closed doors.
I feel like it would be the purge. At some point,
I think things would build up to a point. There
would essentially be a purge level event. And
then it would maybe calm down. Maybe. So. Yeah.
It all depends on what kind of scenario it is.
You know what I mean? Yeah. But definitely just
no matter what, if you're in a major city, you
don't want to stick around because even a power
out situation, that will take three or four days.
All of a sudden, now you're in the purge. 100%.
There's no way around it. Yeah. It's the purge.
So we mentioned about the exigent circumstances.
Uh, the EMP attack figures are way more grim.
Yeah. Um, the, what was it? I, I bumped my stuff
off. I'm sorry. The restoration timeline is estimated
18 months to multiple years. And that's because
as we said, it takes a lot more to get everything,
uh, handled the logistics, the, the sheer, um,
scale of everything that has to happen. You would
definitely have tribalism come back. That's for
sure. Oh, a hundred percent. So the mortality
estimates for the EMP event, 50 to 90 % of the
U S population. And again, 18 months to several
years. And yeah, I think that's a pretty accurate
number just because of everything that we've
talked about. You're not going to have access
to fresh food, fresh water, sanitation. You're
not going to have access to the social protection
nets that are in place today. Emergency services,
out the window. Social support. On the plus side.
Anybody who's struggling financially will suddenly
be thriving. Oh, God. Or at the very least, be
on equal footing and potentially be better off.
If somebody is struggling financially that just
knows how to survive in that type of environment,
they will go from bottom of the rung to top tier
living very quickly. So never would have thought
that the fall of society would be good for a
lot of people. no it'll be good for a very very
selective yeah all of our mortgages will go away
yeah yeah exactly neither will taxes no more
hey no more taxes i can get behind that you could
stop auditing me every year that'd be amazing
i'm so sick of audits yeah so yeah i i wanted
to touch on the mortality issue before i got
too far into that And I think all of this, mind
you, is something people need to consider too.
That is assuming, all of this is assuming that
you can come back from an EMP. There is the potential
that with how crazy this country is, it might
be the case of there is no turning back. Once
that switch is flipped, who knows what will happen
to the rest of the world? Because even though
we don't run the world, we are the cultural financial
hub of everyone else. So it's a piece of, sure,
maybe if the EMP only affected us and the rest
of the world can continue, sure. But, man, that's
going to have such a massive ripple effect that
you don't know what's going to happen. The only
other possible thing, which is something else
I saw in another debate that I was watching a
few weeks ago about this topic, was that the
U .S. would be immediately invaded. No, that
wouldn't happen. War game wise, yes, it very
likely would. Because this whole discussion is
assuming they're not invaded. Right, but they
would still have to wait until a good portion
of the country kills ourselves. Because as it
stands right now, even if we lost power, I can't
foresee the country getting invaded tomorrow.
Like say the power went out today and next week
they got... You know, whoever coming at us, because
whatever happens here, I'm very sure happens
there as well. Well, now hold on. That brings
up a good point. A grid down scenario can be
localized to just the U .S., maybe a little bit
of Mexico, maybe a little bit of Canada, but
it can be more controlled. An EMP can be severely
focused depending on how high up the nuke hits.
A small nuke, 300 kilometers over, I think it's
central Kansas. hits the entire us and that's
it again a little bit of mexico a little bit
of canada but the rest of the world is fine hawaii
and alaska are spared um but mainland us out
of the picture so yeah it's entirely feasible
for them to let the first few days of chaos flush
out the the weakest and occupy the biggest resistance
because All the people, all the preppers, the
three percenters, all the people that have done
survival stuff their whole life are suddenly
going to be more occupied with trying to just
stay alive than with trying to defend the country.
Not only that, but you have, let's just say,
100 million Americans that are still armed. If
there's no organization, there's no military
they could beat. Well, also, there's military
coming through, especially with things like air
support and naval support. No. So that whole
discussion, it completely changes it. There's
no communications either. For us. But for them,
there would be. For them, there would be. But
we wouldn't know until we see them going through
our streets. Which at that point, if we can see
them, that's a problem for them. True. But it's
just a factor of this is assuming. that the EMP
doesn't happen as part of a war effort. Right.
Which it is. It is highly looked at as a first
strike weapon. The countries that can do it,
you know, Russia, China, North Korea, several
in the Middle East with support. They all consider
it an extremely viable first strike option. Yeah.
Though. The retaliation. And something like that.
Yeah, I don't. I don't personally know whether
our first and second strike systems can still
respond with an EMP. I think the physical assets
are still viable, but I don't know that they
would still be operational after an EMP attack.
That depends on which piece of equipment you're
talking about, though. Well, like the Minuteman
missiles, I think, would still be physically
functional, but the control systems to launch
them, get them out of the silos and whatnot,
I don't think they would function. Our submarines
would be okay, but any ship docked, I'm trying
to remember. Yeah, but for an EMP blast, how
far underground can that go? That's more dependent
on the wires and the wiring of the structure.
Right. Because that's going across the wires.
Right. Because I'm just trying to think if we've
already gone through a solar storm that fried
a bunch of stuff back in the late 1800s, early
1900s. From a military standpoint, I can't imagine.
I mean, I know there's some idiots out there,
but from a setup of that, I can't imagine there's
like... no protections on our military equipment
for something like that. Yeah. So as far as protection
goes, we, we can, we can bump ahead into some
of that. Um, did I put the numbers in here or
not? I'm going to shoot from the hip on this
one. Uh, less than 20 % of our grid has been
hardened as of 2023 after repeated, uh, functions
and hearings. with all the entities in the government
an executive order in 2019 had a commission get
together and come up with a two -page recommendation
to look into hardening our grid yeah i love it
look into as of 2023 less than 20 percent of
the assets on our grid are hardened against emp
so we're fucked yeah that's honestly less than
20 that's better than expected i expect it to
be exactly zero so yeah at least something yeah
and i i figure it's probably going to be all
the most critical stuff like the government bullshit
hospitals hopefully your emergency services i
would hope um possibly some national defense
stuff With our luck, it's probably going to be
the fucking data centers so that we can still
ask Grok what it takes to make pasta not stick
to the fridge. Who knows? Oh, you mean the same
places that are destroying the memory chip market?
Oh, God. Yeah, don't try to buy a computer right
now. Or build one. $3 ,000 for like a mid -level.
Right? So where do we go? I don't know, sir.
Where did we go? I thought I was still here.
So as far as preparedness goes, we talked quite
a bit about preparedness in our Teotihuacan episode.
And I encourage people to go back and listen
to that one because there was a lot of really
good information in it. If you have some time,
go out online. You can find a lot of free PDFs
that you can download and get yourself some information
together. Get some basics put together. See what
it takes to make a short -term and a long -term
survival kit. It doesn't have to be very big.
You can get a small tote and just get a few days,
a couple weeks worth. to start with, of non -perishable
food. You can go to the store and just find the
stuff on clearance that's in cans and whatnot.
Make a plan. It doesn't have to be a super in
-depth one, but a little bit of a plan goes a
long way. The way to look at it is all you have
to do is outlive your neighbors. I hate to say
it, but if you make a plan that's better than
the people around you, in many cases, those people
have no plan. Yeah. It's like when you're trying
to, when you and a friend are running from a
tiger, you don't have to be faster than the tiger.
You just have to be faster than your friend.
Yeah. I don't think we're friends anymore. When
you're, when your neighbors fail, you have not
just them, but you have their supplies, whatever
they've got, you know? And I know I bring up
the whole. eating people thing a lot just kind
of as a joke but i don't think it's a joke buddy
you bring it up enough to have a little concern
right you call my house and you're bringing more
than s &p i'm gonna be a little worried we don't
need the chef but we'll eat the customers yes
that's right no um like i said it's a very very
stark line that will have to be crossed before
I get to that point, but I'm not going to be
against it if it means survival. So. I don't
know if I could do catapults. I don't know. I
really think that's a. I'd rather be stuck doing
deer hunting for. That's the other thing. All
the game animals will be hunted to extinction
very quickly because a lot of people are going
to have that plan. They're going to go to places
that they can hunt, they can forage. All of that
stuff is going to be done very quickly. Oh, yeah,
because you're also going to have idiots out
there who are going to be like, I've got to hunt
everything every day. It doesn't matter how much
I'm bringing in, not thinking about the fact
that the meat's going to spoil, or they're not
going to take the time to prep the animal to
possibly, let me see, I need to salt it. Keep
the meat going so once it does get to a point
where it's going to spoil, oh, let me preserve
said animal. They're not going to do stuff like
that. Instead, you're going to have morons go
out there, like you said. They're going to hunt
until there's nothing left. Oh, does meat taste
funny? Let me throw it away. Just like, oh, you
know, what 90 % of the Americans do right now.
Oh, it doesn't taste very good. Obviously, it
must be bad. Yeah, our throwaway society mentality
is going to bite a lot of people in the ass very
quickly. But wait a minute. There's another alternative
here. What's that? No one's going to go to the
zoo for food. Oh, yeah, they will. Yeah, they
will. Oh, bushmeat. There we go. Yeah. So Venezuela,
when they were hit with all the food shortages
not too long ago, the zoo became a meat market
very quickly. That was actually one of the first
places they went to. Those poor animals. So,
on the plus side, yeah, you get to taste some
exotic things. Giraffe, tiger, lion. That's what
makes it a fun experience. Find out what a silverback
tastes like. If you can fight the gorilla, yeah.
I have a gun. I don't have to fight him. Same
thing like I'll go fishing at the aquarium. I
don't give a shit. Convince your friend to eat
the lionfish. I don't think that'd be my friend.
I guess the lionfish are actually edible once
you get their spines off of them because the
spines are where the toxin is held. There's a
guy on YouTube that goes around and hunts them.
And then he preps them and feeds the local population
like homeless people. It's a really cool thing
he does. So he gets rid of invasive species and
he feeds people. That's cool. Man, you have so
many gifts that they're really ragging on you.
It is what it is. It's fine. I feel like that's
also like. A lot of risk going after a fish like
that. No, because they're docile out in the water.
Yeah, but if you screw up, you kill a homeless
man. Well, you know, that's just an extra meal.
I mean, that is fair. You know, nature giveth,
nature taketh away. Now you're going to feed
more homeless for a while. Meat's back on the
menu, boys. Oh. God, this episode took a turn,
didn't it? Well, if you can't laugh about it,
you're never going to learn. If you don't manage
to mention cannibalism at least four times in
an end -of -the -world discussion, you're not
you. You're not doing it right. Yeah, you're
not taking all angles into account. Right. So.
The continuity of government plans, those are
a thing that I'm not going to go into them. If
you guys want to look into them, you can just
look up continuity of government plan. I do encourage
you to look up ConPlan 8888. We might end up
doing a whole episode on just that because that
right there is actually the government's plan.
on how to deal with a zombie apocalypse. It is
a declassified report that outlines the continuity
of government plan for a zombie apocalypse, which
I think is hilarious that they actually have
that. But it was a war game that was done, and
they release all the details because it's nonsense
that it's a zombie apocalypse. But realistically,
if you can prepare for a zombie apocalypse, you
literally cover all the angles. If it works for
that, it works for most anything. At least there's
a lot of crossover. Yes. But also, I think with
the way an EMP would happen to, even if the government
were to quote unquote survive, they would have
almost no power, almost no military. So it would
be the case of, yeah, it survives, but doesn't
fucking do anything. Doesn't mean anything. 99
.99 % of the people that are still alive, it
would be a myth. There's a show that was on TV
for a while called Evolution. It involved essentially
a nationwide lack of power. No electronic devices
worked. It was technology controlled, but still
same kind of premise. It only lasted a season.
The ending was rushed and sucked, but the majority
of the show overwise, maybe it was a couple of
seasons. The majority of the show. was really
fucking good and it showed a lot of what would
happen in these types of scenarios the country
split up and re congregated into smaller miniature
countries within the whole country yeah um not
to mention like the parts where they showed like
gunfights breaking out all over the place and
it's like Yeah, that about makes sense. All the
Americans going bananas because they have guns
and now there's nothing holding them back. Yeah,
again, that's the kind of shit you would deal
with in the first probably six months. I think
you'd have the majority of the major violence.
All I'm hearing is get your own guns and make
your own gang. That's all I'm hearing. basically
yeah uh gang mentality warlord mentality would
become a major thing and probably a major way
of survival to be honest that's my plan yeah
strength in numbers that's the name of the game
at that point yeah so uh knowledge i think people
who know what the hell they're doing would be
protective assets if you're somebody who's got
a lot of like blue collar skills maybe some medical
training, even advanced medical training, and
you know how to do it without modern technology.
Also, if you have access to, like you were talking
about, all the printed reference material, and
you're smart enough maybe to understand what
it is, what it says, how it has to be done, and
the things you need to make the stuff, somebody
who's like a biochem student, essentially, would
literally be, a god among men if they could make
antibiotics. Put it this way. If some of your
life experiences are you're a barista, you're
fucked. As long as you have done something to
where that's an actual marketable skill or some
sort of blue collar work like you're talking
about, you can at least do something and contribute.
God help you if the best thing you've ever been
is like a journalist. Like, sorry, you're done.
No. No. You can't even throw shade on somebody
that's worked at McDonald's because at least
they know how to cook food to some degree. If
all you've done is yell at people to make your
money, you're done. You are dinner. Thank God
that means all those influencers in Los Angeles
might actually go. Thank God. Without the Kardashians,
whatever will we do? uh you know that that brings
up a book the giver um did you guys ever read
that one nope yes yeah i i knew you did gibbles
i i didn't i wasn't sure if gibbs ever had when
we were in school we were required to read the
giver and it was something that talked about
a society that didn't have a lot of you know
technology i think they eventually did or had
access to it or something but uh There were some
people who were designated to live a life that
was essentially like breeding stock. Yeah, pretty
much. So it's like the Mad Max universe thing.
Kind of, yeah. What worries me is that there
are so many low IQ people out there running around
that are having so many kids right now. I wonder
if they would institute some kind of you must
be this smart to breed policy. No, because if
society collapses, you always need cannon fodder.
If anything, it would be the opposite. You're
not wrong. We need people to work the fields.
We need people to grow crops. It would be the
exact opposite. They'd be looking at people weird
being like, why don't you have a bunch of kids?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Eugenics taking
the leads. Yeah. Because, again, if you're in
that scenario where there's 80 to 90 % mortality
rate. And you're in that rebuilding process,
especially, you know, once you've gotten through
that, it's a number six month phase. You need
people. It's that simple. Yep. At the end of
the day. Yeah. But I would agree. Definitely
need only 82 IQ to do it. Yeah. It would be the
people that are below that. That would be the
concerning thing. Yeah. The people that aren't
useful enough to do anything. That would become
an issue. Yep. Those are the ones that will become
tasty. But for the people that are smart enough
to be able to offer a lot, they will have options.
Not a lot of them, but there will be options.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a weird world that we live in.
To be fair, I think civilization's always been
weird. It's just now you're able to have access
to all this information, know exactly how weird
it is. Oh, yeah. You know. Because for so long,
it was, you know, things couldn't just happen
to turn off everything. Yeah. That's something
that's, you know. That's a mindset that people
have only gotten used to over the last few years.
Well, not few, but few decades, we'll say. Always
-on mentality. And it really started, I think,
with the introduction of broadband internet because
it was always -on. Back then, we had the dial
-up and that god -awful noise that will never
leave my brain. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, at some
point you had to turn it off because somebody
had to use the phone. Yeah. Get off the phone.
Get off the internet. I need to make a call.
Don't too late now. You already knocked me off
the call. Oh, yeah. Those were the days. All
of a sudden you hear somebody pick up the phone
through the modem. You knew immediately. Well,
there goes that download. Oh, at like 98%, you
spent three days trying to download that BMP3.
Don't miss those days. Right? No. I remember
my LimeWire days. We all remember our LimeWire
days. Also, rip to the two or three PCs that
I absolutely fucking bricked with live wire.
Serve me well. Serve me well. Yeah. The family
computer that got all the porn pop -ups. Oh,
yeah. Oh, I don't know how those got on there.
I wish I knew how it did it. but one of them
that I downloaded, it was supposed to be, like,
judge me all you want, but it was supposed to
be, like, a Nickelback, like, best of whatever
thing. Okay. And I downloaded it, and I clicked
play, and immediately all I heard on my computer
was, and then done. I think it somehow kernel
changed the overclock or something on the CPU.
I don't know how, because I could never recover
anything from that computer. It was within a
matter of, like, seconds. So did it slide all
the right to the right? Yeah. Now I know who
made it. Wow. Yes. I worked at circuit city and
yeah, I saw a PC that was so full of porn and
just malware and everything. And the mom standing
there going, can you do something about my computer?
And I'm like, yeah, we'll take a look at it next
day. They come back after I call them the, you
know, please come back and everything. The son
standing there as I'm going, ma 'am, Do you know
what your son's been doing? I hate to be this
guy, but... Oh, no. Have you used this program?
No. Who else has access to this computer? My
son. You might want to have a conversation with
your boy. Uh -huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, those were the
days. Yeah. He was very well educated on what,
you know... What videos were out there? Let me
tell you. Oh, no. A man of culture, huh? Oh,
yeah. German scheisser porn, yo. The German scheisser
porn of the 90s. Oh, God. Max Hardcore and all
the rotten .com bullshit. what has to go wrong
in your life to where that's where you end up
not much back there yeah it was more world oh
god break break .com oh yes oh yeah that site
might even still be up i don't know yeah it didn't
take much to fall into the dark side of internet
back in the day when you went to like different
places like that Oh, yeah. Newgrounds used to
be kind of weird like that a long time ago. God,
Newgrounds and all their porn games. Right. All
you had to do was say, yeah, I'm 18. Sure. Back
then when you were young and, you know, it was
just about trying to find a new way to get a
nut. That's all it was. There was no safe word
back then. It was all unkempt, untamed wilderness.
Yeah. If you wanted to find it, it was out there.
It just took a bit of searching. Yeah, because
the government and the ISPs didn't really crack
down on anything at that point. Oh, no. That's
why you could download everything on Napster
all week long and not worry about it. Right.
Until Lars from Metallica got pissy. Lars being
a bitch, that fucked everyone. Oh, my God. Amazing
how one guy from a famous rock band can screw
it up for everybody. Oh, yeah. The good old days.
Which brings up another point, kids. Don't do
crack. I'm not sure where we went with that one,
but okay. You're not wrong. Just a good thing.
No, this one has a typical segue into left field,
like we're good at. Right? No way. That's like
being on a... you know beach somewhere and the
guy's like you know you want weed no how about
some uh lsd no how about some heroin holy crap
what kind of beaches do you go to apparently
the fun kind and if you don't want that oh we
got girls that we can put on the jet ski with
you so you can do all sorts of stuff no i'm good
i swear to god The hell are you? Well, there
is a side of your life that we apparently don't
know about. Jesus Christ. Oh, where is this?
This is going down to the Bahamas, man. You got
to sneak onto some beaches. I must jet ski. Yes.
Yeah. When I was much younger, I went to NASA
and I don't know which place has the. What is
that? Atlantis Beach Resort or wherever it is.
And the way it's supposed to be is the beaches
are all public. But getting to the beach ends
up being a lot of private property. So you have
to find a way to get past the private property
to get to the public beaches. Gotcha. Yeah. It
felt like I was doing an ocean loving thing just
to get to the beach. It was hilarious. Nice.
You know, that brings up a topic related point.
The exodus off the country mainland to things
like private islands, larger private ships, private
boats, whatnot. What kind of viability do you
think that's going to hold? I mean, I think we
all know that there's a certain island. That
had a previous owner named Jeffrey that's currently
available. Or Jeff's Island. That's available.
No one's there now. We can take over that. Right.
Nobody wants to be there anymore. You say no
one's there, but there's been some drone video
that showed a guy that looked an awful lot like
him still there. How has nobody just gone onto
that island at this point? It's got a little
blockade around it. Yeah. They're probably keeping
it the way it is for evidence. Probably for evidentially.
Evidence. It's our politicians protecting them.
I forgot about that. That's why the list hasn't
come out. Most of them are on it. When you had
President Biden sitting there sniffing little
girls' hair. And then old Trump talking about
grabbing my woman by her, you know, you know
what? Yeah. You know, all our partitions have
issues. That's one thing. The fall of society
would be a good thing for all those people that
are on those lists. Anybody that knows anything
about them, buddy, they're in for it. that's
again that's assuming that information get out
and be made public because if uh the whole system
goes down then they're lost forever that's the
alternative well literally anybody that knows
would probably just act like i said people are
only as good as society lets them be but at the
same point i think a lot of people in politics
are gonna be like yeah i gotta take care of my
family i'm not gonna deal with this other politician
that's a piece of shit i'm gonna take care of
my people Now, anybody that's interested in doing
stuff like that, government has a really good
thing of keeping paper records as well as electronic
records when it comes to local municipalities.
So if you're on a list somewhere, you don't want
the power to go out because there's always going
to be somebody going, you know what? Give him
a gun. I'm going hunting. Those pedophiles gonna
die. You know, there's gonna be some retard like
that. Oh, yeah. That's a bounty hunt at that
point. Yep. You know, a societal collapse may
not necessarily be a totally bad thing. It would
be a big reset on things, that's for sure. Oh,
absolutely it would. We would just have to hope
it would be the whole world at the same time.
Because if it isn't, then we get invaded and
life is not good. Well, then we just deal with
other issues that are coming up. Yeah, but the
only countries that invade us are countries that
we don't want invading us. So it's not like Canada
is going to come down and say, welcome to Canada.
That's not like that's going to happen. No, you're
right. I don't know. The maple syrup people are
kind of dangerous when they want to be, though.
You're not wrong. I mean, we do have the Geneva
Conventions for a reason. geneva suggestions
at that point or otherwise known as the geneva
checklist yeah i mean technically it doesn't
exist if there's no country so i mean exactly
you know yeah can't break a law if there is no
law you know yep oh yeah it's only a war crime
after the first time but canada's what 40 million
people and we're like 300 million like there's
no Even if we had everything gone, they still
couldn't invade us. The only countries I could
are like China, Russia. Even I think Russia would
struggle like hell. They can't even take over
Ukraine. Right. Yeah, Ukraine was supposed to
be a 10 -day exercise. It's been a long ass 10
days. Yeah. Well, hey, you know, it was two weeks
to flatten the curve, remember? Yeah. Oh, my
God. Let's run. I hear a drone. Oh, there's there's
some new missile technology coming out. Very
long range, very high payload, but very easy
to engage from Ukraine side. They're Ukrainian
missiles, but they're like 3000 kilometers. on
their range i didn't think to look them up but
i just saw a thing on them the other day they're
uh they're being made from like leftovers sounds
about right they're they cost about a million
dollars a piece so they're not sure how viable
it is to to do this but yeah which you know brings
up another thing with still still topic related
scavenging for resources and putting stuff like
that together the people that can make Make shit
out of shit. We mentioned the people that can
make stuff with their hands. Let's take a darker
turn for a second. The people that can make bad
shit with their hands are also going to be highly
valuable. So here's the way to look at it. If
you're the first person in the area to get a
working tank, congratulations, you have your
own kingdom. You are God. You are now the king.
Fuck everybody else. You have a tank. Yes. I
have a tank. You don't. That's all it is. Yeah.
You know what's crazy to think about? That means
the Killdozer would be king again. The rise of
the Killdozer. Killdozer 2 .0. I need it. I know.
If you guys don't know, I... absolutely love
the the killdozer what he did was wrong but i
understand why he did it so you know like rest
you merry soul marvin hemeyer yeah and and the
best part was it wasn't like he was going out
of way to hurt anybody he was just angry he was
just taking out the the property of the people
that fucked him over we should do an episode
on the killdozer oh yeah okay Boom, boom, baby.
That's a good one. Especially because there's
a lot that went into that. There's a lot more.
Oh, hell yeah. You know, I had it in the notes
to talk about the live show again. And here we
are at the end of this show. And I want to talk
about it one more time. Sure thing. I'm never
going to fucking bring it up at the beginning,
apparently. But yeah, we are still planning a
live show. Uh, I, I have confirmed with the,
the owner of the local barcade. Um, I, I, I guess
I can give out some information. Um, we're looking
at Hadouken barcade in Lancaster, Ohio. Uh, what
is it? September 6th, Sunday, September 6th.
I think it is. Um, that's the year. yeah labor
day weekend it'll be on the sunday uh that's
the one we're planning for right now um yeah
it'd be a live show we're still trying to work
out all the seating stuff it might be an issue
where tickets will be sold only for the seats
um and then standing room free admission only
after that so we're we are having a get together
with all of our discord friends that same weekend
so there's going to be several of us in town
already there we'll have to have a discussion
about whether we want to have these guys getting
seats or just saving seats for other people or
whatnot so see who shows up you can't pay for
a seat you can always give a donation to one
of us for a drink drink hell yeah yeah Uh, that's,
that's the other thing I'm talking with the owners.
Um, if, if you get a seat, you'll probably get
a voucher for like a drink too. So they got some
good drinks there. So it was fun. Yeah. Yeah.
They, it's a new establishment. They, they have
a lot of, uh, retro style arcade games. Uh, lots
of, uh, really cool stuff. Um, the atmosphere
is very, very awesome. Yeah. The rubber ducky
drink you had. That was nice. Yes. Well, that
way we can all hang out there for the day, do
the live show, have some fun, but also leave
enough time that we can all hang out for a little
bit, shoot the shit, have some discussions, meet
some people. Yep. We want to set it up so that
we have time for pre -show meet and greet, do
the show, post -show meet and greet, sit down,
bullshit, have a couple drinks with people, and
then hang out at the bar for a little bit, get
our shit packed up, and then get out. Because
the nice thing is, even though it's a Sunday,
most people are still going to be off on that
Monday because Labor Day. That's why we're choosing
that day. Hell yeah. So you can still come out,
drink, and not worry about work the next day.
Yep. So more information on that will come available
as we get more things put together. But as of
right now, that's where we're sitting and what
we're looking at. But we're very excited. We
also have, I'm not saying any of the details
yet. We are working. I'm not saying who yet,
but I am going to go ahead and say what, if you
guys are okay with that. I trust you. Yeah. We
did land our first sponsorship deal. I'm not
going to say with who yet, but. That's a big
step for us. I never thought that we would get
a sponsorship deal, especially this early on,
but we did. It is a fairly easygoing company
to get a sponsorship deal with, but they still
do have a baseline set of requirements, so we
did at least meet those. We have to meet our
side of the obligation, and that means we're
going to try the stuff because we're not going
to say, hey, try this if we didn't try it. So
we're going to do that first. And once we do,
then we'll do that side. Also, we are... No,
it's not Raid Shadow Legends. My God. Raid Shadow
Legends. I'm so glad that's no longer like a
massive thing on YouTube. I know. I got sick
of that. So tired. If you watch the video segment
of the episode, you've noticed Baggy up here
in the corner. Uh, we, we are going to be trying
to push out some stuff with a baggy on it. Hopefully
that comes along sooner rather than later. But,
uh, if you guys like that, like that design,
uh, if you like the stuff with Mansley on it,
let us know, and we can get some stuff out with
him on it as well. But, uh, we are actively working
on a merch side. Uh, I never thought we would
have merch, but Hey, we're going to have merch.
Cause fuck. Yeah. Everybody has mercy in mind
as well. Right. Well, the thing is, we were looking
at as a joke. We wanted to make something that
was kind of funny. But honestly, Baggy's kind
of grown on all of us. It was like a happy accident.
Just like me. But definitely let us know how
you guys feel about that as well. So at the beginning
of the videos. I'll be giving some teasers. So
we have Mansley doing a few different things.
And they're teasing different episodes and different
discussions we have coming up. I'll give bonus
points to whoever can figure out some of the
topics coming up just with the video. Oh, yeah.
That would be awesome. I think some of them you
can figure it out. Some of them there's no way.
But it'll be fun. It'll be fun. So, yeah. Let
us know what y 'all think of all the stuff we
got going on. When the live show hits, we absolutely
want to see as many people there that can make
it. I do realize that it's a bit of a road trip
for some people. And if this one is successful,
we will plan road trips and live shows in other
cities. That's how the whole live show thing
happens. The first one's got to be a successful
one. We need to show or have the support to show
that this is what people want to see. And we're
already purposely looking into topics and getting
things worked on. And we're going to do our best
effort to make this. It's going to be a blast.
Yeah. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. That's
it. We'll be like. Yeah. We're going to have
a good time with it. We'll pop in there and,
you know. I had the thought because we have had
discussions where so much shit has come true.
I thought about getting like that little chanting
music going on and we just walk it onto the stage
and the, the big Brown robes and just, you know,
like the, the, the, the, the Franciscan monks
or whatever, you know, because we are essentially
profits with the amount of shit we've talked
about that has come to pass at this point. Yeah.
But so yeah, this, this will be a good time.
The fat American prophets over here. Yes, I like
it. Fat American prophets. I'm going to put an
envelope to my head just like a late show and
just be like, things that make people go. Yes.
And I appreciate in chat with Wookiee saying,
well, the war tanks Gibbs going to be a tank
commander. If I could ever get a sponsorship
where I could work with them. that that would
be it that that'd be my life complete that that
is the highest level possible of sponsorship
yes world tanks absolutely be made into a commander
fuck yeah yeah that'd be scary though oh why
did that penetrate that hurts oh stop make it
stop oh god no please sir don't touch me there
that is my no -no square oh we lost again Oh,
no. Oh, God. Oh, I get in so much trouble, though.
Oh, yeah. And, you know, now that I've got shit
just Zoidberg -ing around in my head, not that
fat American. The fat American prophet thing
is just dancing around in my head. Fap squad
over here. Let me hear that fap, fap, fap, fap,
fap. Fap, fap, fap, fap. Gotta get you some of
that fap. Oh, my God. We're going to fap all
over you. I've been cranking off. Going to crank
that hog, get you some fap. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm
on it tonight. But all right, folks. Like we
said earlier, just make a plan, get yourself
stocked up, and try not to die when the shit
hits the fan. That's good advice. Try not to
die. Try not to die. That's solid life advice.
But also, don't turn down the dark meat when
it's provided to you. On that note, y 'all have
a good time. We'll see you next episode. Love
y 'all. Peace the fuck out. Holy shit.