1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Girl, I've officially reached sugar baby status! 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,000 I know, I can't believe it! 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 You saw the pics they sent, right? 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Yeah, but if that's really his house... 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 and his car?! 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Then that's crazy! 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Right? 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Okay, priority number one is the baby trap-- 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 That's him. 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Alright, wish me luck girl. 11 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Break a leg! 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Bye. 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 When Charlivia walks out the front door, 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 she sees a jet black Bugatti with an electric blue underglow. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Sweet Jesus... 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,000 A tall man wearing a bespoke suit and Chopard sunglasses 17 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 steps out of the sports car. 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Hello, Charlivia. Are you ready? 19 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Yes! I mean, yes, I am ready. 20 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Step right this way. 21 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 She tries to take his arm, but he wrestles it from her quickly. 22 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Watch the suit--It's worth more than your goddamn college tuition! 23 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Oh, relax, kitten. We all make mistakes. Yeah. 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Oh, such a gentleman. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Well, you know, I didn't want your grubby mitts touching my door handle, so... 27 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 She feels a sudden spike of anger. 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 His attitude is completely uncalled for. 29 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 However, she grits her teeth and keeps her eyes on the prize. 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 This opportunity may still be too good to pass up. 31 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 No problem. I'll just get in then. 32 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Where would you like to eat? 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 I don't know. Oh, why don't you pick? 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Surprise me. 35 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Hmm, how about Bawkers? 36 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Bawkers? 37 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 What? Is there an echo in here? Yes, Bawkers. 38 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,000 No, it's just... I thought maybe we could go somewhere nice, you know? 39 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Somewhere romantic. 40 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 What's more romantic than BOGO-boneless wings? 41 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I guess. 42 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Seatbelt. 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Yeah. 44 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:09,000 The ride is... quiet. 45 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Charlivia feels as though she has no control of the situation and needs a new angle of attack. 46 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 So, what's your real name? 47 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 You should know. You swiped right on my kindler. 48 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Yeah, but... 49 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I'm not sure. 50 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I'm not sure. 51 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,000 You should know. You swipe right on my kindler. 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Yeah, but come on. Doctor Medicine? Has anyone ever told you that name sounds kinda fake? 53 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Ha, says the girl named Charlivia. 54 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Alright, good point. 55 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Well, what do you do for a living, Doctor Medicine? Medical? Teaching? 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 If I told you I'd have to kill you. 57 00:02:50,000 --> 00:03:00,000 She he notices that he's not smiling or laughing and feels a sudden unease. 58 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:08,000 They arrive at their destination, but before Doctor Medicine parks, someone steals his space. 59 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 What an asshole. 60 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 This won't do. 61 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 It's okay. Let's just find another spot. 62 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 No. I want this spot. 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,000 He parks in front of the car that stole his spot, blocking it off. 64 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Don't look. Things are about to get... disproportionate. 65 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 What the hell do you think you're doing? Move your car! 66 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Make me. 67 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 I will if you don't move your damn car. You can't fucking park there. 68 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I'll do whatever I want, and you'll like it, little man. 69 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Fine, pal. You wanna be a tough guy? Come on then! 70 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:48,000 He swings, but the doctor grabs his wrist mid-attack. Suddenly, his arm begins to blacken and crack, 71 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:55,000 until it's so brittle that it breaks off at the elbow and curdles to dust as it hits the pavement. 72 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Oh my God! Oh my God! Fuck my fucking arm! 73 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 The rest of the body begins to decay the same. 74 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Oh my God! What is happening? 75 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 The doctor touches the dead man's car, which is also reduced to ash. 76 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Ah. There we go. 77 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 How did... How did you do that? 78 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Do what, park? It's not that hard. 79 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,000 But... you killed that guy. 80 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Oh, you seem stressed out. It's probably just hunger. We should go inside and grab a bite. 81 00:04:51,000 --> 00:05:00,000 They enter the restaurant. The seats are packed, and it's hard to hear their own thoughts over the sound of the rowdy customers and mounted televisions. 82 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 A cheery-looking server approaches them. 83 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Just two? 84 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Yes, dear. 85 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Okay. Right this way. 86 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Here are your menus. 87 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 My name is Zoe, and I'll be your server tonight. 88 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Can I get you started with something to drink? 89 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Do you charge for fountain drinks? 90 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Yes, we do. 91 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Charlivia notices his eyebrow twitch. 92 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:28,000 She begins to sweat nervously at the thought of what he might do to their poor server. 93 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 We'll have water then. 94 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Alright. Two waters. 95 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Do you guys need anything else? Appetizers? 96 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Appetizers? Oh, I think not. Just fetch our waters and be quick about it. 97 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Zoe leaves them, and they look at their menus. 98 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 See anything you like? 99 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Um, uh, the Caesar salad looks good. 100 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:57,000 No. You may get something off the BOGO menu. I'm getting 12 boneless wings, which means you can have 12 for free. 101 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:04,000 She wonders how a man loaded as he is can be such a cheap skate, but she wouldn't dare ask him. 102 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,000 No, at this point, her only objective is to survive the night. 103 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Sure. 104 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Their server returns with their water, but as she's setting them up onto the table, 105 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 one of them topples over and spills into Charlivia's lap. 106 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Ah! Oh no, I'm so sorry. I'll go get some paper towels. 107 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 That's total bullshit! Are you okay? 108 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay. It's really just, it's just water. It's no big deal, really. 109 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Are you sure? I can teach her a lesson if you want. 110 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,000 No! No, it's fine. Honest. Just don't do anything drastic. 111 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Oh, it's no big deal. I just meant that I'd disintegrate her. 112 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,000 That won't be necessary. It's totally chill. We can let her off the hook. 113 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:47,000 I just don't want this to spoil her night. You know? 114 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Okay, sure. Whatever kitten wants. 115 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Here's the new water and some towels. I am so sorry. 116 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Oh, heh. And no worries. Accidents happen, right? 117 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Instead of saying sorry, you should be saying thank you. 118 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:08,000 If not for her, you'd be nothing more than a smoldering heap of ash right now. 119 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 What? 120 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Parmesan garlic! 121 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Is the sauce on wings 122 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 that I would like to order, please. 123 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 12 would be great. 124 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Okay. And for you? 125 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:27,000 I'll take 12 of your molten hot Chernobyl wings and make them really hot. 126 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I want them to blister my nasal cavity when I smell them hit the table. 127 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I mean, I want the sauce to drip down and eat through the floor like how acid does in a cartoon. 128 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I want these wings to fuck me up bad. 129 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 I want them to put me into a coma for 10 years and when I wake up, 130 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:47,000 I'm still spewing molten waste that would make Vesuvius blush. 131 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I want to die. 132 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I want this chicken to give me heatstroke and organ failure. 133 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:59,000 And when my tongue touches them, my spine curls backwards and they have to make my coffin shaped like the letter C just so I can fit inside. 134 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:04,000 I want my insides to be so incendiary that Virgil takes Dante on a tour through them 135 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:11,000 and the Nine Circles of Hell are actually the multitude of adhesions that will be lining my intestinal walls. 136 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I also want them spicy. Got it? 137 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Uh, yeah. 24 buy 1 get 1 boneless, half parm garlic, half Chernobyl sauce. 138 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Will that be all? 139 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Yes. 140 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I'll go ring those in right now. It shouldn't be long. 141 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:37,000 20 minutes pass, but their server is nowhere to be seen. 142 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Charlivia begins to sweat. 143 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Are you feeling cold? 144 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 No. Why? 145 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Because we must be nearing the heat death of the universe. 146 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 The what? 147 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Since these wings are taking so goddamn long! 148 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Oh, I'm sure they'll be here soon. I'm enjoying your company anyway. 149 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh, I bet. 150 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Here's your food. I'm sorry that took so long. It got really busy all of a sudden. 151 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Finally! Emergency room here I come. Ha ha. 152 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Too eager to wait. He eats a boneless wing. 153 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 What the hell? 154 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Is everything alright? 155 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Yes, everything is alright. That's the problem. These wings aren't spicy at all. 156 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Is it the wrong sauce? 157 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Evidently. 158 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I'm sorry. I can get those replaced for you. 159 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:34,000 So I can wait another hundred billion years? Ha ha. I think not. Tell your cook to come out here. 160 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I'd like to have a word with him. 161 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000 I can't really do that. Would you like to speak with a manager instead? 162 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Doctor Medicine gives Zoe a look so piercing that she caves into obedience. 163 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:50,000 I'll see what I can do. I mean, I'll get the cook for you. One sec. 164 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 What are you gonna do to them? 165 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Oh, you'll see. 166 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:59,000 You're not gonna do what you did in the parking lot, are you? 167 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Zoe returns, accompanied by a disheveled young man. 168 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 This is the cook that made your wings. 169 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 I'm Adam, sorry about your wings. It's just really busy right now, so... 170 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 I don't remember asking for your excuses, boy. 171 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000 What? You know what? I don't remember asking for your attitude, Gramps! 172 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Adam! 173 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:23,000 It's ungrateful customers like you that drive me crazy. Do you have any idea how hard my day has been? 174 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:31,000 No. All you people ever do is suck down chicken like a bunch of mindless animals, and then bitch and moan if everything isn't perfect. 175 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 You're not supposed to talk to customers like that! 176 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I'm not supposed to talk to customers, period. So why the hell is this guy wasting my time? 177 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Go back to the kitchen. 178 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 You're a kitchen! 179 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Leave! Oh my god, I am so sorry. 180 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:47,000 No, I'm not going anywhere. This old douchebag wanted me. Well, here I am. 181 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Doctor Medicine stands, a sinister smile creeping up on his face as he towers over the cook. 182 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Sure, Olivia begins to panic. She has to find a way to save his life. 183 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Thinking fast, she stands between them. 184 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:05,000 You have any idea how long we waited for those wings? 185 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 No. 186 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:12,000 20 minutes! The wait time says it takes 10, and then they have the wrong sauce. 187 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Seriously? A monkey could do your job. Not to mention you insulted my date. 188 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:22,000 How dare a busted up rookie like you talk down to a high-value man like him? 189 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 He probably earns more in a year than you will in your lifetime, you mud person. 190 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 10 minutes! Do you even know how to count to 10? 191 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Look how many fingers I have on this hand. 192 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! 193 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 So two of those! 194 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000 That's 10. Get it now? 195 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Well? 196 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 You're mean! 197 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Whoa. Oh, you want some too? 198 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 No thanks. 199 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Then beat it! 200 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 My, my, what a night. I suppose it's about time to leave. 201 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Uh, yeah. Let's get out of here. 202 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,000 And so, Charlivia successfully saved the lives of the restaurant workers, 203 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 though they may never see it that way. 204 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Doctor Medicine drives her back home, but before he lets her out of the car... 205 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Look, Charlivia, about our date tonight. 206 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000 I'm not sure that you're what I'm looking for in a partner. 207 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Your outburst at the restaurant was a bit much, 208 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:42,000 and I think you may have some anger issues you should work through with some therapy or something. 209 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I honestly think it's best if we part ways here. 210 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 It's nothing personal. 211 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I just feel that we aren't the best fit for each other. 212 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,000 I don't have any ill will towards you, and I hope you understand. 213 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I just can't be around that kind of toxicity. 214 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Charlivia's stunned. 215 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 He gets out and opens the car door for her. 216 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 She slowly walks to her house. 217 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Dumbfounded. 218 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Trying to baby trap me? Ha!