1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Kai, Adam, and Zoe are walking through the mall when they spot Santa Claus. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,800 But this particular Chris is very strangely crinkled. 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:14,000 It's an eight-foot tall fluffy yellow bird wearing Santa's signature hat and red coat. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,500 You're not the real Santa! 5 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,600 Shut the f*** up and get in my lap! 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,700 Okay. Adam, you're too old for that. 7 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,600 No fair, Adam! I want to sit in Santa's lap! 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,300 Come on, not you too. 9 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:29,400 Not to worry. These dummy thicc thighs are ample enough to hold the both of you. 10 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:34,400 One of you can sit on the left, and the other on the right. 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,500 Yay! I call left. 12 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,900 I call right. Sorry, Kai. 13 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:38,900 Guys... 14 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,400 This is so embarrassing. 15 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,800 Now, what would you like for Christmas, little girl? 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,900 Go ahead and ask for anything that your heart desires. 17 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:55,800 Then, with my Santa beam, I shall make it appear before your very eyes. 18 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,100 I want a giraffe! 19 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,100 Done. 20 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,600 Whoa! A real giraffe! 21 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,400 Suddenly transferred to unfamiliar territory, the animal panics. 22 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,100 Ayo, what the hell?! 23 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,200 Did you guys see that giraffe? 24 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,700 Yes, obviously. 25 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:19,300 Let's get out of here. This guy's insane. 26 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:22,500 No way. Zoe got her gift, and I want mine. 27 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,100 You've got to be joking. 28 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,400 Kai, he can literally make anything out of thin air. 29 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,100 I mean, how do you do that? 30 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:33,100 My gift beam is fueled by Santa chemicals. It's peer-reviewed science. 31 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,600 In what universe? 32 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:40,400 Oh boy, I definitely know what I want for Christmas. I want a mech suit. 33 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,400 You idiot! That's going to be way too big to fit in here. 34 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,600 Here you go. 35 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:50,100 The bird shoots another gift beam, but instead of a giant mech, a cardboard box appears in Adam's hands. 36 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,400 What's this? 37 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,700 Open it. 38 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:56,300 Inside is filled to the brim with discarded, cracked open egg shells. 39 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,000 This isn't what I asked for! 40 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,100 That's because you're on the naughty list. You were misbehaving all year, Adam! 41 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,300 So you knew about that, huh? 42 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:09,800 Oh my god. You were naughty, Adam? 43 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,300 I have no idea what's going on anymore. 44 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:21,200 It's true. I've been nothing but naughty this year, and I'd do it all again in a heartbeat. 45 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:26,600 You make me sick. Away with you! 46 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,900 Adam! 47 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,800 Thank you, Santa, for protecting me from that dirty rat. 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,000 You're welcome. 49 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,200 Holy crap, no way he survived that. 50 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,000 Okay, Kai. Now it's your turn to get a gift. 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,900 Hell no! I'm not going anywhere near that psycho. 52 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,200 Hey! 53 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,500 Come on, don't be such a baby! 54 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,900 Stop it! 55 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,000 He'll be fine. Stop worrying. 56 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,800 I don't even want anything. 57 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:58,600 Suddenly there's a presence that burrows into Kai's mind, and then he hears Santa's voice echo within. 58 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,700 That isn't true, Kai. There is something you want. 59 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,500 What is this? Who is...? 60 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:09,200 It is me, Santa. I am speaking to you telepathically. 61 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,700 You're in my mind? 62 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:14,500 Yes, and I scanned your entire subconscious. 63 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,100 Is that even legal? 64 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:22,200 It's better than legal. It's awesome. And now I know the perfect gift for you, Kai. 65 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:26,500 No! Go away! I don't even want anything! 66 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,200 We both know that isn't true, Kai. 67 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,300 Shut up! Get out of my head! 68 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:39,300 Just let go of your stubborn pride. Just say the word, Kai, and what you want most in this world will be yours. 69 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,300 I... I... 70 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:44,100 Say yes. 71 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,000 Yes. 72 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,600 Kai gives in to his deepest desire. 73 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:55,800 Zoe stares in awe as he is engulfed in an orb of light that shimmers in swirling colors. 74 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:02,200 Kai begins to change, but the intense aura makes it impossible to get a clearer view of his form... 75 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,000 ...until it fades away, revealing the transformation. 76 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,100 Kai? 77 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:12,000 Yes. It's me, Zoe. I'm a mermaid now. 78 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:17,300 Kai's legs have been replaced by a large fishtail, and his neck is striped with gills. 79 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:23,000 Zoe's jaw drops at the sheer majesty of his sight. Adam limps up to them. 80 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,700 Huh... You're so beautiful. 81 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:35,300 I know, but I must leave this world of men, for the ocean calls to me. Will you two help me with this task? 82 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:39,500 You grab his arm, Zoe. I'll grab his, uh... dorsal trout. 83 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:42,000 Hup... hup... 84 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:48,000 And so they carry him through the blizzard, all the way to the shore of the ocean. 85 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,800 I guess this is goodbye. Forever. 86 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,900 Do not cry for me. Sadness is a human concept that is alien to me now. 87 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,700 We're gonna miss you, Kai. 88 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:04,800 Kai is my former name. My mermaid name shall be... Galtash. 89 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,700 We're gonna miss you, Galtash. 90 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:11,700 The storm clears, and the night sky is clear as crystal. 91 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:16,100 All is silent in the world, aside from the gentle lapping of the shore. 92 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:21,100 So long. Galtash leaps several meters into the air above the ocean. 93 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:26,100 The moonlight gleaming off of his scales like a stroke of silver. 94 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:29,600 It's okay. He's in a better place now. 95 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:38,600 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!