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Our story begins at a wing restaurant called Bawkers.

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The drawer is good, we can finally go home.

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Sweet!

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I'll go tell Zo- Wait, who the hell is that?

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They spot a man trying to open the door.

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Come on man, it's locked.

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We're obviously closed.

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Are you guys open?

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No!

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Damn it, I'm hungry!

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We don't care!

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Go away!

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Aww.

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The man leaves, and after a long day of work, it's finally time to go home and rest.

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Hey, drawer's good, we can leave.

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Yay!

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We're all set to finally get out of this dump.

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Yeah, let's get out of this dump.

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Yeah, this place is a dump.

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The three of them walk through the parking lot, but just before they get in their cars

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to leave, something strange happens.

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A flash of green fire trailing to the sky, and then...!

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What the hell?

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Holy shit!

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Two of them take a moment to shake off the surprise.

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The third approaches the small crater, which is about four feet in circumference and still

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emanating smoke.

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What do you see?

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Before he can get a good look, a baby chicken flutters from the smoldering pit and settles

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just in front of him.

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Wait, what the hell?

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Is that a...

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A chicken!

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Simeon, fool!

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I am no chicken!

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The three of them stare in awe, mouths agape.

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Did the chicken just speak, they thought?

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My name is Commander Sarap.

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I have been sent to this planet with a mission.

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What is this mission, you might ask?

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You guys are hearing this too, right?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Ahem!

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What is this mission, you might ask?

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Oh, uh, what is this mission?

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Why, only to save this entire universe?

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Duh!

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What a stupid question.

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But in order to do that, I need the help of you three, the "Chosen Ones."

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So what do you say?

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Will you join me in this task of absolute paramount importance?

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Wait, so let me get this straight.

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You're an alien.

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Yes, that speaks English.

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Obviously.

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And you need our help to save the universe.

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That is what I said, yes.

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Uh, could you give us a minute to talk it over in private?

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Very well.

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The chick plugs its ears with the tips of its fuzzy yellow wings.

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Okay, guys, what are you thinking?

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I say we cook it.

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Yeah, I'll go back inside and start the fryers up.

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What?

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Are you gonna fry it?

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No, obviously not.

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We're not stupid.

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We're gonna throw him in batter first.

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We still have some batter left over in the cold storage.

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Guys, it's a talking chicken.

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But it's still a chicken.

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Yeah, it's still a chicken, Kai.

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What do you want from us?

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What if we vote?

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Raise your hand if we think we should eat it.

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We're not voting.

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Raise your hand if you think we should vote.

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Stop it!

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Use those tiny walnut-sized brains for one second.

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It's a talking chicken from outer space.

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It talks.

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Which means that it's either telling the truth that it's an alien, or I'm hallucinating.

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I don't like that you called my brain tiny.

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Yeah, that hurts.

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Good.

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Maybe next time you'll use those heads a bit more.

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Think about it.

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What if the universe is actually in danger?

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We should at least play along with Commander Sarap until we find out what's really going

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on.

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And if the universe is in danger, what are the three of us going to do about it?

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We're dweebs.

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True.

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I don't think that's true at all.

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Do you guys want to keep living plain, boring lives?

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This could be our chance to do something meaningful for once.

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Ugh, fine.

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Let's do it.

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I guess I'll starve.

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Kai waves to the small bird, signaling that the group has come to a decision.

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The chick unplugged its ears.

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You said we're the "Chosen Ones."

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What does that mean?

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How are we going to save the universe?

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With music.

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Music?

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How's that going to help?

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I'd love to explain that to you, but sadly, it is far beyond your comprehension.

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What if you tried explaining anyway?

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Maybe I'd get the gist of it.

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No!

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If I even explain it a little bit, your brain will melt and pour out of your ears!

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Whoa, is that true?

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I'll put it this way.

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Yes.

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Whoa.

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I don't want my brain to melt.

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Yeah, don't explain it.

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Wise choice.

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So are we going to become a band?

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Not to burst your bubble, Commander, but none of us can play music.

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No problem.

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Place your hands upon me.

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There's a brief moment of hesitation.

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Ugh, why?

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I'm going to give you the power of music!

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Now quit yammering on and touch me.

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Where?

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Anywhere on my body.

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I want to touch the chicken!

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The girl places her hand upon the downy surface.

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He's so fuzzy.

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I want to feel it!

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And just like that, a second hand is placed onto the chick.

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Whoa.

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Isn't it soft?

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Yeah.

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Come on, Kai, you gotta get in on this.

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Yes, get all up in this.

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Don't say that, man.

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You're making this weird.

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Nonsense!

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Quit yapping and fondle me like your friends.

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The universe depends on it.

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Hurry up, Kai, fondle!

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Kai does as he's instructed with a grimace and a failure to make eye contact with the

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bird's beady black eyes.

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A second later, the three of them are engulfed in an incredibly brilliant aura of swirling

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gold and emerald light.

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Years of musical knowledge are psychically transferred into their minds.

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The transfer takes no more than a matter of seconds, but it feels much longer.

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Kai, headstrong and stolid, is imbued with the ability to program drum beats, play keys,

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and arrange tracks.

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Adam, heavy-hearted and playful, gains the skill of playing bass guitar and singing.

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Zoe, free-spirited and caring, is also granted singing talent, but it's accompanied by the

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ability to play electric guitar.

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Once the transfer is over and the lights dissipate, the friends back away from the chicken and

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look at each other in awe, feeling the surge of newly gained artistic aptitude.

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There, I have given you the ability to perform music.

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That is somewhat decent.

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Somewhat decent?

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That's it?!

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That is all we need, trust me.

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Now go and get your rest.

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We have a long road ahead of us.