Welcome to Agent's Dossier, a Delta Green actual
play series brought to you by 12 Sided Stories.
And now your GM, Wes Otis. Hello and welcome
to Agents Dossier, episode number 34. I am Wes
Otis. And I have some wonderful players with
me. Let's introduce them all. Let us start with
Michelle. Hey, I'm Michelle and I'm playing Maggie
Cortez and she's experiencing a whole lot of
nope right now. Hey all, I'm Mac. I'm playing
Wanda Sims and I am also in camp nope. Hi, I
am Pooja and I'm playing Robin Porter and I am
in camp. Can we leverage this man's domestic
unhappiness to our advantage? Desperate housewives
accept its house husbands. Yes, exactly. And
yes, I'm playing Norman Morales to continue with
the theme. I'm on team hope we can get out of
the situation. That's the way I feel most Delta
Green games are. It's like, all right, we're
going to do this thing. And then you get in the
situation, you're like. Oh shit, can we get out
of this situation? We either die or we handle
this successfully. Yeah. Time for the recap.
Last time we were together, Norman and Robin
followed Omar, the real estate agent of the group,
from one of his properties that he's staying
at right now because he's estranged from his
wife, to his office and started kind of snooping
around. Found out he's looking up things like...
how to move money without my wife knowing, how
to get money to my kids without my wife knowing,
how not to pay alimony without my wife knowing
or whatever, and how to get money out of the
states, how to move away, and then also how to
deal with multiple spider bites and things like
that. Meanwhile, Wanda and Maggie are at Omar's
house. It's an apartment building. And they were
trying to sneak in to his place and critically
failed and alerted the elderly woman next door,
who then came out with a lot of questions and
seemed really wanted to have a conversation about
every little nitpicky thing, like the fact that
the sun hit the building in the wrong way. The
door was wide open during this conversation.
And they could see spider webs and the walls
are plastered with all these different newspapers
and different things. Looks like they've been
making a nest of some sort in this apartment
building. So you're not sure why Omar's in there.
And Omar had a discernible limp that Robin figured
out was probably due to a spider bite and the
muscles are atrophying and he's having a really
hard time with it. But he's trying to. you know,
cover it up as best he can. A spider creature
with four of its legs are actually human arms
with hands, everything, and its face, and it's
got a really long neck with this really weird
head and these jaws. came out of nowhere. It's
about the size of a shopping cart. And it ran
towards the door and you all shut the door and
it keeps hitting the door and get the old lady
inside her apartment. And finally to deal with
this thing. And it figures out that it can use
one of its hands to open up the door. And the
door was swinging open. What does Wanda and Maggie
want to do? I. I am a specialist in unarmed combat.
Since it's already pulling the door towards itself,
I want to kick the door as hard as I can so it
hopefully slams the thing into the wall. Sure,
just give me a... That's interesting. Give me
a... I'm going to say you can kick the door without
a problem, but just give me a strength check
to see, and I'm going to roll his or its strength
check. Oh, no, not my strength. But it's unarmed
combat. My strength is falls, man. Well, this
really isn't unarmed combat. You're just trying
to slam a door shut. It should be unarmed combat.
I'm not using my arms. Oh, shit. I got a 66 over
my 40. Fuck yeah. All right. Oh, what is it with
66? It's the number of the day. You try to kick
the door and it pushes back hard and you fall
and it skitters up and. Puts its human hands
on your arms and then tries to bite into you.
Oh, I hate this. Michelle, what do you want to
do? Eesh. Okay. Get it off. Get it off. I know.
I'm going to try unarmed combat. Try and like
kick it off of her. I rolled a 17 under my 60.
You're freaked out. So I'll say adrenaline kicks
in and I'll give you a 1d6 for damage. I rolled
a three. Three? All right. So you hit it. And
it like pivots and it tries to grab you with
a set of its arms. Wanda's left arm is free while
it's trying to grab you. Meanwhile, you hear
the old lady start to unclick all the locks that
are on her door. Now, meanwhile, Robin and Norman,
you call and no one's answering the phone for
your compatriots over there. What do you two
want to do? Well, I'm looking at Robin. This
guy isn't going anywhere? Yeah. Let's check back
in. This is definitely not a good sign. And I'm
ready to drive back. Clearly, this is not good.
All right. Well, luckily, you don't have to make
a roll for that. So you drive back. And meanwhile,
this creature is attacked. You hear the door
opening. Wanda, it's your turn to go. This thing's
right above you. It's trying to, like, its neck
is, like, bending down and trying to bite into
your face. What do you want to do? I roll bureaucracy
and I wrap it up in red tape. So I'm going to
try and do some unarmed combat this time and
actually like kick it off of me. And at the same
time, breathlessly yell out at the lady and be
like, something's wrong with this dog. Stay inside.
It's not safe. All right, so you're going to
try to buck your knee up and hit it into the
wall behind you kind of thing, like kick it off
that way. Roll or kick? Let's roll so I can kind
of get the upper hand on it, if possible. I want
to try and pin it if I can. So give me an unarmed
combat roll. Dice don't fail me now. No, dice
don't fail me now. Oh, you're shitting me. What'd
you get? I got a 77 over my 60. Oh! And that's
when Wanda died. What the hell? Doubles twice
in a row. Dropping like flies in a spider web
here. I love all the spider puns. Spider puns,
spider puns. All right, so it's going to try
to bite you in the face. Cool. Maybe I'll get
a good scar. I can talk to Omar about... His
web searches on how to treat spider bites. All
right. So it. Oh, quick question. Human teeth
or demon teeth? Demon teeth. Okay. Not human
teeth. No. Yeah. They've long, sharp, kind of
translucent teeth. Still better than human teeth.
Let's be real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know,
guys. I don't think I agree with the group here.
Thanks for the idea, Sane. I'll keep that in
the vault. So I'm going to allow you to try to
dodge, even though it's right on top of you.
You have what in dodge? 30 or? 30, yeah. Okay,
give me a roll. Oh, Lord. Also, after this roll,
you two need to make resolve checks. I did not
make my roll. Okay. Change your dice. These dice
were doing so well last time. Change them now.
Yeah, I need to just throw them out in the trash.
All right. Michelle, can you give me a resolve
roll? And Mac, can I get a resolve roll? Yeah.
I made it. 42 under my 60. I did not make it.
64 over my 47. I just changed dice. At least
it's not a critical failure. Yeah. True improvement.
Yes. You take three points of resolve, which
is actually not terrible. It just means that
you're shocked, a little overwhelmed, but you
still have control over your faculties. But right
then, it bites into the side of your neck and
the side of your face. You can feel blood just
getting sucked into this thing's mouth as it's
feeding on you. Awesome. You take four points
of damage from the bite. All right. And right
then... You hear the elderly woman behind the
door say, I'm calling the police to help you
with the dog. I'm going to say at that point,
the two of you have arrived. You've driven up
and you're starting to get up there. You will
be there in a moment. But before that, Michelle,
what do you want to do? Is there a lamp or anything
nearby I can grab? You don't have a weapon or
anything? I would think you'd have at least a
handgun. Well, yeah, but it's on her face or
her neck. I don't want to shoot it and miss.
It's attached to her face, so it's an easy target
to hit. You walk up and you put the gun next
to its head and you pull the trigger. You don't
have to make a roll for it. Oh, no, spider guts
everywhere. Okay, I just don't want to critically
fail. You don't have to roll. You don't have
to roll because it's attached to her face. It's
not moving. You can walk up and literally put
it right up against its body or against its head
and shoot. Okay, then I do that. The head. The
head? Okay. I want this thing dead. So Wanda's
eyes are in the back of her head as she's getting
all this blood sucked out of her neck. And you
walk up, you put the gun right to one of its
eyes. You can see it kind of like move around.
It's going to try to detach. Go ahead and do
damage. It's 1d10, correct? Correct. Or 9mm,
yeah. I rolled a 10. Nice. So right as Norman
and Robin get up to the top of the stairs, they
see down at the end of the hall this horrific
scene of the spider creature on top of Wanda,
and it's bitten into her. And Maggie is pointing
her gun against its head and pulls the trigger.
And it detaches because it blows part of its
head off and its jaw. And you can feel it kind
of rip part of your throat out. And all this
blood is coming out of her throat. And it slumps
down and just lands on top of you. And its hands
are still kind of holding onto you hard because
it's having a reaction of just kind of all of
its muscles. are contracting. Stop enjoying this
so much, Wes. No. The creature is dead. We're
out of combat. I would imagine Robin would like
to do something at this very moment. Also, I
hate to make things worse for my character. Didn't
the last one have like acid blood or some bullshit?
Does this one not? It did. It had acid blood.
This one does not. Thank God. Yeah, you're lucky.
It hasn't grown into its acid yet. Kind of, yeah.
It hasn't grown into its final form. Robin, you
see that Wanda is bleeding profusely. What do
you want to do? I'm going to go and perform first
aid. All right, cool. I'm sorry, I got really
caught up in the... No, no, it's the visceralness
of everything. Spider, yes. All right. I'm going
to do the thing that I'm actually good at, besides
persuading people to do things apparently not
good enough at persuading them not to continually
get pieces of themselves ripped apart, but whatever.
56 under my 60, which, whoo, whoo. Awesome. And
I had a moment there where I read them backwards
and was like, ah! You push the spider body off
the top of her and start to work on the neck.
It doesn't look like this thing nicked the carotid
artery or anything like that. Luckily, it still
did a lot of damage, and you're filling it in
as best you can. Meanwhile, you hear the sound
of police sirens way off in the distance, and
you're sitting there with a dead spider thing.
What does everyone want to do? Let's start with
Michelle. What do you want to do? Call Agent
Jackson, see if we can get the police called
off. Okay, good thought. She's like, yeah, sure,
I'll get on it. And obviously you need medical
evac? Yes. All right, I'll get somebody over
there. And a cleanup crew. All right, we'll have
somebody over there as quickly as possible. Norman,
what do you want to do? The old lady is not interacting
with us anymore, right? Take care of her. She's
on the phone with the police, probably. Okay,
as long as she's not in the hallway, that's great.
I mean, I have deep emotions for Wanda and I'm
terrified of that, but I do want to look in the
apartment a little bit. I mean, I'm very concerned
about Wanda, but also someone's coming to help
her. I can't do anything. I'm really concerned
about Wanda. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, if it
helps you back up, let me take care of this.
Give me some room. You're right. You're right.
Don't have any relevant skills here. So anyway,
I'm going to look at the apartment. What can
I see in there? Is it just a spider nest? Can
you give me a search roll? Oh, one of these.
I failed one earlier. I was going to do a search
roll as well, if that's okay. Yeah, that's fine.
I feel way less bad. All right, my search is
41. And I got 71. Mark it, at least. Make sure
you're marking the stuff you're failing. Yeah,
I'm just annoyed. I did all the, you know, emotional
labor of caring, and I was ready, though, to
find some stuff, and I didn't even find anything.
I just looked like an asshole. All right. Okay,
so you walk in. And you start looking around
and the place is a mess. It's obviously being
turned into a spider den. There's the smell of
rotting meat all over the place. And you're searching
through and there's lots of little baby spiders
all over the place kind of crawling around. Michelle,
what did you get? I got a 14 under my 60. So
I'm searching and stomping at the same time.
You're in the bedroom area and you find his laptop.
Now, you don't have time to go through it now,
but you grab it. You get all the webs off of
it. The medical team shows up about, I'm going
to say, five minutes after you called and puts
Wanda on a gurney and gets her out of there.
Second character in three weeks. And then the
cleanup crew shows up. She can get a room right
next to Yesenia. And starts to do their magic.
Now, the difference between the two is that though
the wound wasn't a critical wound or anything
like that, they're going to be able to patch
you up and get you back out pretty quickly. You're
going to have a nice big scar, a couple of scars
on your neck. You're going to look like a badass.
You're going to get some tattoos on your face
and on your knuckles, and you'll be ready to
go. Scars are stories. Unless you're in a clandestine
agency, and then they're just, shut up. I can't
tell you. All right. So you all get out of there.
They cordon off this apartment, are going to
clean it all out. They're going to deal with
the old lady. You get out. And I would imagine
you probably go over to the hospital. A couple
hours goes by. Because remember, this was early
morning when you were doing all this. So by like
noon, she's out. of surgery. All they did was
just made sure that nothing was bleeding. And
then they sewed her up. They put her on some
decent meds for the day. And you're all in the
hospital, all in the recovery room after she's
woken up. It's like noon or one o 'clock. And
what kind of conversation do you all want to
have at this point? What is the plan? And I'm
going to say you get two points back because
you got first aid and then you got surgery and
everything. That helps you out a lot. Yeah, I'll
take it. I think it's safe to say that Omar won't
be getting his deposit back. Look, I know we
wanted to go like all, let's go scout out the
basketball game. But it also feels like every
time we encounter these, like we might just be
better off letting them all go to the basketball
game and then cleaning Spider House. We just
don't know how many spider houses we're dealing
with. Well, we have access to all the finances.
which lets us know where all the properties are.
And if we go in prepared, then maybe we'll have
a better chance of clearing them out without
me ending up with my hands covered in blood at
the end of the day again. My question is, who
was that one? It was part human. We've seen Pete
changing. Unless they're feeding them something
human and it's turning them more human. We don't
know the nature of these things. But we saw the
bodies in the other one. Do you think, based
on... Your trailing of Omar today that he might
flip under the right circumstances and give us
a lot of the information that, you know, would
speed up our process. Oh, I mean, yeah, that
man is trying to get out. Like, I don't know,
something is trying to get out of something very
fast. Yeah, all three of them. I'd say we we
work at the weak link and see if we can't break
the chain. Yeah, I think that's a pretty strong
move. All three of them are definitely not on
board with where the plan is now. So if we could
get to the one that seems the most... Well, we
haven't seen Roderick anywhere, have we? Yeah,
you haven't interacted with Roderick. We haven't
even seen him. No. I'd say Omar is a good bet.
We also might be able to offer some sort of medical
help. He's Googling a lot. I didn't see a lot
of doctor's appointments, so that might... That's
a hard one to explain. Spider attack. Doctor,
I'm not feeling very good. Well, we could also
offer him some sort of protective services for
him and his children, which might be very appealing
to him at this time. So maybe we figure out a
way to lure him away from the game tonight? Like
an urgent phone call? Well, what time is it?
It's about one o 'clock. Why not hit him while
he's at work? Yeah, we didn't see too much activity
happening at the offices. How many people would
you say were going in and out? We didn't do that.
Not a lot. real estate company he's probably
got a staff of maybe 15 people besides himself
or maybe even 10 there's not a lot of people
that work for him and they deal with mostly apartment
buildings and some upper class neighborhood homes
and things like that selling fresno the new reality
show we flip houses with spiders okay yeah i
definitely hitting them hitting him at the uh
office would be Probably a good move, especially
with our limited timeline. All right. I'm going
to leave it up to you, Wanda, if you want to
go with them or if you want to continue to recoup
at the hospital. It is your choice. We'll see,
y 'all. It's been a good game. Well, no, you
could hang out at the hospital for a little bit
longer and maybe regroup with them tomorrow morning.
Or you can go now. You've been patched up. You've
gotten a couple points back. I feel like I can
go with. Okay. And I feel like I can actually
use the recent damage to my advantage potentially
with Omar about the danger of what he's doing
and that we're serious. Okay. That's all very
true. Potentially. Yeah. Trauma body. Yeah. I
took points in psychotherapy. I think I can talk
to this guy. Yeah. Between your psychoanalysis
and my persuasion, we actually have a face. And
we actually have a lot of persuasion between
both of us. So if one of us bobs a persuasion
roll, the other one can swoop in. I want to definitely
give the laptop to Norman. Say, work your magic.
Yes. Okay. What's great is we've gotten a lot
of info on him. You have. You've gotten a lot
of info in general. I mean, you do not lack for
info. That's for sure. Maybe there's some location.
Location of the different houses. Or if we, I'm
thinking. We can look, it could potentially have
location data that we might need later. So that's
a good reason why to have it. Makes sense. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, it also, because it's, it's
personal laptop, it has a lot of stuff that you
know how to, even though people go online and
whatever, they have their work laptop, which
they don't put anything personal on. This has
more stuff of like, he's been seeing a therapist
because of everything going on with his wife.
He has also been talking with a lot of lawyers
about what to do about the situation. So it just
reaffirms that lately he has been under a lot
of stress. And no correspondences between him
and Pete or Roderick at all? They do speak. It
seems like they're speaking less and less to
Pete. Which makes sense. Yeah, he was pretty
far along in this transformation. That he's going
through. It's hard to type with those spider
hands. It is. That's why the one you just killed
had a big advantage. It could use a gun. It could
turn a doorknob. Oh, my God. It was a gun. I
just imagine it crawling along in, like, one
hand. It's got a gun. And I'm just like, no,
spiders with guns. Trust me. I thought it. I
just didn't make it happen. They don't need to
be any scarier. They can already open doors.
They don't need guns, Wes. Guns don't kill people.
Spiders with guns kill people. Exactly. So you
head over there and you head over there and you
all four go in at the same time and just talk
with them. Is that the plan? We should probably
sort out what our plan is. Exactly. Right. Well,
I wonder, do we have to? I might be a little
too. uh optimistic on how um desperate omar might
be but we might not even really need a face we
don't have to say where we're from but uh you
know hey we can help you men in black style that
might actually work well because at this point
what kind of face would you even come up with
why would you know all this shit yeah exactly
well who wants to do the talking then well if
we're gonna take the medical angle Then I could
do that talking. Okay. Yeah, and then you have
Wanda as the example. Here is what we're talking
about. So you all enter and Omar comes up after
you talk with the secretary. This is... How can
I help you? We'd like to speak with you about
one of your properties. Oh, okay. Well, I got
a little time now. Let's step into the conference
room. And you step into a small conference room.
Can't help but notice that you seem to be having
some problems with your leg. Yeah, it's been
bothering me lately. It's an injury that I just
recently got. I pulled my... muscle really bad
and it just won't seem to heal. Yeah. Well, it's
good to hear that it's just a pulled muscle because
I couldn't help but notice that Fresno does seem
to have quite a spider problem lately. And spider
bites can turn necrotic quite quickly if you
don't get them treated. They've also been known
to lay eggs. He looks perplexed for a second.
He goes, are you working with my wife? With I,
um, not at all. No, with not at all. So without
dancing around this too much, what are you all
really here for if you know about the spiders
that are infesting the town? We're here to stop
your wife and Pete's wife and Roderick's wife
and hopefully get rid of your very large and
creepy spider problem. You see a bit of relief
on his face and he says, Okay, well, let me shut
the blinds. He shuts the blinds to the conference
room and he goes, I don't know how much you know,
but they started a coven or some kind of fucking
witchy bullshit a year ago. At first, me and
the others just thought that they were, you know,
buying crystals and doing their thing. And then
they got a hold of some older book. that they
claimed was by some actual druids. And I tried
to explain that the druids had died out long
before the making of books, but they wouldn't
listen. And they used it to contact some kind
of creature that has laid four eggs around the
city and that is attracting other bugs. One's
at Pete's Lumberyard. One's at my apartment.
One's at Roderick's apartment. And I don't know
where they put the fourth one. And I don't know
where the mother is. But we have to feed these
things constantly. Or the mother gets upset.
From what I understand, the mother's some kind
of deity or something. Some kind of god that
they've brought into our universe. Anyway, a
little bastard bit me a couple of days ago. And
I can't find any way to treat it. My leg is starting
to... transform a bit define transform yeah and
wanda looks really antsy about this because she
just got bitten he stands up and he says well
i i can just show you and he pulls down his pants
and he's got on boxer briefs and one of his legs
has shrunken considerably it actually looks like
it's turning into a spider leg but at the bottom
the foot has remained. So there's this connection
between the human and the not human. It's covered
in all these long hairs. And seeing this, Wanda,
you suddenly just, like, you feel this, like,
itch on your lower back in one spot. No. Unacceptable.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Um, okay. See? I don't know
what to do. That's horrifying. Yes. Do you know
if Pete got bitten? Pete was the first to get
bitten. I don't know if Roderick's been bitten
yet or not. How long ago did Pete get bitten?
I want to say about three weeks ago. Okay. And
how long ago did you get bitten? Week and a half.
I'm probably going to be kind of like Pete within
another seven days if I can't figure out what
the fuck I'm going to do. I've thought about
cutting off my leg. Wanda looks like she's going
to vomit. Actually, I say a resolve check all
around might be a good thing for everybody. Oh,
no. First time seeing it up close. Made it 24
under my 60. Awesome. If landing on your thing
counts. It counts. Yay, so I got a 60 out of
my 60. Wow. I got a one. Wow. Very calm. You
are remarkably calm in all of this. Now, I don't
want you to read too much into this, but for
some reason in your mind, the transformation
doesn't seem so bad at that moment. Oh, I don't
like that. Take that for what you want. Say,
what'd you get? I got a 42 under my 60. All right.
So, yeah, he goes, I've thought about cutting
my leg off, but it's probably in my entire bloodstream
at this point. So I don't know if that would
even do anything. Probably not when it comes
to magical transformation and whatnot. Maybe
if you had done it right away. However, do you
know where the book is? Where could they be keeping
it? Who's keeping it? I believe Bree has it.
They do their meetings over at their place, and
they're using the kids to keep us in line, basically.
They've got Pete's kids at his grandparents'
right now, or at Bree's parents'. My kids are
with Tiffany. She doesn't have a spider at her
house at the moment. Roderick's kids, I don't
know what they did with Roderick's kids. They
probably sent them away as well. But the threat
is, you know, we'll take away the kids somehow.
I don't think they'd physically hurt them, but
they're obviously doing horrible things. So I'm
worried about it. I don't know what to do, you
know? Yeah. Gods have a, any type of animal god
usually asks for someone's child at some point.
So best not to gamble on that. Okay, so we've
taken out two of them, which would be the lumberyard
and Omar's place. The one that he doesn't know
where it is is at that place that we followed
them to last night, which is one of Omar's properties,
right? Correct. Okay, so at least there's that.
We know where the current four are. Right. We
know their bites can transform or they'll eat
you. So if they don't succeed in eating you,
your bites will transform you. And we know that
Brie... Has the book somewhere at her house?
Most likely. Most likely, yeah. So we found out
what they were doing about six months ago after
a couple of the parents had gone missing from
the school. And we formed a plan to get out with
our kids and the money. But we didn't move fast
enough. So Pete was the first to go. He got blackmailed
pretty quickly by Bree. And then Roderick has
been steadily moving money over, but he's been
trying to hide it all. And it's very difficult
to do. And he needed more time. And the babies
have grown quite a bit since all of this stuff
has happened. And I believe Pete was bit by the
one at his lumberyard while trying to feed it.
So they don't like being fed non -human. non
-living tissue. They'll eat it if they have to,
but they seem to want actual tissue. The last
thing that's worrying me is the fact that the
smaller spiders that hang out around them seem
to be spies and they can be anywhere. They seem
to all be connected to some kind of hive mind
of some sort. So if you killed one of them, the
others already know what has happened and it
means that they might reach out to Bree. and
the other two, Summer and Tiffany. I mean, honestly,
just to be as clear with you as you have been
with us, if that's the case, then they already
know. Also, maybe if you've been a little less
concerned with the money and more concerned about
just getting your kids out of a cult situation
and gone, but whatever, no blame here, more than
I've already said. We didn't believe what they
were doing was real, it had any real effect.
Until it was too late. We wanted to make sure
that we were financially set, and we shouldn't
have. But there's no way to go back on that now.
But maybe if we can get this book. I mean, if
what you're saying is true about the spiders,
then they already know we're coming. Well, they
definitely know somebody's out killing the babies.
Whether or not they know it's you personally,
I don't know what the connection is. Once you
were bitten, did the... baby cease trying to
bite you again? Yes, actually. It fed off me
for a little bit, got a little bit of my blood,
and then just stopped. So I'm not sure why. I
don't know if it's because of my connection with
Tiffany or not, or if there's enough of its blood.
I'm thinking because of the transformation, maybe
my DNA is changing. My chromosomes, I'm not sure.
But yeah, I don't know how much. I think I maybe
have another two weeks' time, tops. Have you
found yourself feeling pulled to any particular
places? I do enjoy the feel of the webs and just
kind of feeling the feel of spider webs. And
a few days ago, I was actually able to create
my own web, just a small amount. I thought I
just had a lump in my chest, but I coughed up
web and made a small bed for myself that I started
sleeping in because... Just was comforting. Maggie's
trying really hard to hide her revulsion, but
it's not working. She's just kind of got this
look on her face. I meant more if they've got
this hive mind and these other spiders are being
drawn in, maybe that's a way to locate the mama.
Yeah. Any weird dreams? Anything in my dreams?
They have been weird lately. I don't remember
most of them, but they do seem to take on. Some
form of alien landscapes, places that aren't
here on Earth, definitely don't feel like they're
here on Earth. You know, strange things like
that. Oh, yeah. We all get that. Do we, though?
I'm just trying to good bedside manner. Oh, yeah,
fair. Because this man is clearly going to die,
guys. I mean, honestly, honestly, here's the
thing. If we can get the book and there might
be a way to. Undo the transformation there where
we can get the information that we need to create
some kind of ritual to purge your systems. But
we have to get the book. Now, in the meantime,
what do you want to do with this guy? Because
obviously he needs to be quarantined. You never
know when the switch is going to happen. Yeah.
Well, maybe we can have somebody working on him,
trying to isolate whatever infection is. causing
this are you okay with being consensually kidnapped
for your health uh what other option do i have
if you all are are saying that you can try to
help i i i would rather do that than turn into
whatever those things are completely maggie already
has the phone out she's dialing jackson so you
let jackson know what's going on and they come
and collect omar do you want to skip to The basketball
game and try to do something there or what's
the next move? Well, I think that once they collect
Omar, they should also maybe get blood samples
from Wanda. That's easy enough. I just got blood
back. So they take a couple of vials and Jackson
kind of pulls Robin aside and goes, if she hits
50 % change, you need to let us know so we can
collect her. If she goes faster. You're going
to have to put her down. Okay. Understood. But
also, are you going to take care of these other
two babies while we take care of the book? We
can do the root if you get the branch. Let me
put it down. I've got enough resources to take
care of one right now if you can take care of
the other. You get to pick which one I take care
of. Well, if they take care of Roderick's place,
since we know that the women were meeting at
the abandoned apartment, that's another place
the book might be. Yeah. So if it's not, like...
We can search that when we're taking care of
the spider there. And then if it's not there,
we go to Bree's house. Go to Pete's Bree's. OK,
that sounds good. Yeah. And I think going to
Bree's house during the basketball game, we'll
know it's empty or supposed to be. It is the
only thing we're going to have to deal with is
Pete. Right. As you're all sitting there talking,
you're outside of Omar's office. Wanda, you're
standing there and you notice that, you know,
you're seeing straight forward. But then you
notice that you actually can see behind you about
waist level where your hand is. Thanks, Wes.
Do I have eyes on my hand? I am confused. You
look at the side of your hand and there's actually
a black lens that has popped up underneath your
skin. So it's a bit blurry. And that's where
we're going to stop this episode. Cool, because
I have to go vomit forever. Oh, God, that's so
gross. I'm going to throw up for the history
of forever. You have killed me, Wes. I hope you're
proud. A little bit, yeah. So thank you all so
much. I'm really looking forward to the next
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