Welcome to Agent's Dossier, a Delta Green actual
play series brought to you by 12 Sided Stories.
And now your GM, Wes Otis. Hello and welcome
to Agent Stassi A, episode number 31. I am Wes
Otis and I have some great players with me today.
Let us start with Pooja. Hello, I am Pooja and
I'm playing Robin Porter, who once again, doctor,
and I picked the correct person to shadow in
our last encounter. Hello, I am playing Norman
Morales and he is a computer man hacking the
networks and getting ready for some basketball
action. Hey, I'm Michelle and I am playing Maggie
Cortez, researcher extraordinaire. Hey y 'all,
I'm Mac. I'm playing Wanda Sims, who's pretty
straight laced, but those laces might become
an undone considering some shit has gotten weird.
Yeah, absolutely. Well, this is a great place
for us to do a quick recap of what's been going
on. In the last episode, you were getting a debrief
from your handler, or actually you were briefing.
her about what was going on at Washington Middle
School and talking about all the different pieces
and that you think that the parents of the PTA
might be the problem. There are three women who
are running the PTA. Basically, you were checking
out their husbands and their involvement in the
community. One of them has a lumber yard. One
of them is... got a bunch of property that they
sell. And you were going to check out some of
those sites the night before you were going to
go over to a basketball game to see if anything
suspicious happens or if anything comes up. After
you left that briefing, though, you saw someone
up on the top of a building. watching what you
were doing. You decided to go look into what
was happening. And when you got up to the top
of the flights of stairs, it was Yesenia. And
she opened the door and three ghouls were up
there and they rushed her. She was able to shoot
two of them. The third one hit her down a flight
of stairs and did some severe damage. She had
to be evac'd to a hospital and basically she's
in critical condition with massive brain swelling
and all that. So has been kind of knocked out
definitely of this particular investigation and
possibly out of Delta Green altogether if she's
able to survive her wounds. There's a lot of
questions obviously swirling around. Number one,
where the fuck did these ghouls come from? Number
two, Where does this leave the group? Now, your
handler has gotten a replacement to come in to
help out with this particular investigation.
And we're going to start off, I'm going to say
like five hours later after the incident. You've
looked over the bodies. They've removed the bodies.
Delta Green came in with like a cleanup crew
and after getting samples and whatever. Jackson
has you all. In a room with Maggie, why don't
you explain what you look like, Michelle, what
your new character looks like? Maggie is probably
about 5 '2". She's a little round. She's about
45. She's got glasses. And her hair is, she tries
to contain it, but it's always a little messy.
Okay, cool. Maggie has introduced herself to
you all. And agent Jackson says, obviously there's
a lot of questions. We have no reports of ghouls
in Fresno. So that's obviously the biggest concern
is where did these things come from? Why are
they here? Why are they following you in particular?
But we also have this other issue and the basketball
game is coming up and we need to continue the
investigation. So Maggie will be filling in.
I will keep you all. apprised of what's going
on we will look into the ghouls on our end and
then we will also let you know of any changes
in yesenia's prognosis i know it's difficult
to keep working when a colleague has gone down
like that so i appreciate the work is there anything
besides Like I said, we're looking into the ghouls.
Is there anything else that you need from us
to do your next phase of the investigation? Well,
I know that, okay, this might be out of game.
I cannot remember if Norman knew or heard that.
the ghouls were targeting Yesenia at some point.
Cause I know they, did one of them ask her for
the cylinder or did that? I might've totally
made that up. I don't know if Norman knows because
that was when, when all of it was happening.
Yeah. That was so only Yesenia heard that before
she got attacked. The rest of you were out of
your shot of that. Cause I think, I think Robin
went up with Yesenia, but was in the stairwell.
I could do this. Pooja, why don't you give me
a luck roll? It's a 50 -50 roll. You want to
get under 50%. To see if, like, Norman knows
about the cylinder? See if you heard it. Oh.
Oh, come on, Dice. Come here. Yeah, if Robin
heard it, so... So you're like, oh, me. Telepathy
check. 65. Okay, so no, you didn't hear it. No.
Forgot again. So right now, the group is kind
of in the shadows about... in the dark about
that particular part of it it's possible i have
suspicions absolutely i mean the fact that you
just dealt with ghouls and then all of a sudden
ghouls show up in town and are following you
one plus one is two i mean you guys aren't dumb
so Right. It has something to do with our last
mission, but the connections are not there yet.
They could just be out for revenge. I didn't
blow up a bunch of things up in there. Yeah.
By accident. You decapitated one of their main
people. There was that whole Reservoir Darks
kind of thing going on. Norman glances at his
hands. They shake for a moment. Agent Jackson.
Have you heard anything from our phantom news
problem? There are YouTubers that we haven't
interacted with them yet, but we know that this
is an element out there. Yeah, the extraterrestrial
chasers and the supernatural chasers out there.
Has there been any noise from them? There hasn't
been any noise yet. We've been able to keep it
relatively quiet. We're on their radar. Not us,
but the story is on the radar. None have shown
up yet, which I want to try to avoid any more
disappearances because I have a feeling that,
you know, we're kind of on the line of, hey,
we need to send somebody out there to figure
what's going on, you know? Okay. Well, thank
goodness we haven't tripped their alarms yet.
I wonder if there might be some sort of reporting,
either like chat room, Reddit thread. popular
Twitter personality that might be the key person
who is the trendsetter for sending people out
on these missions? Is there someone we need to
essentially watch? So far, Phantom X's biggest
influencer is Jessica Shin. And if they're going
to do any reporting on this case, more than likely
it'll come from her. She has the biggest following
and does a lot of gaming and everything else
and has kind of exploded on the scene for all
the different platforms. Hopefully we can avoid
that from happening, though. Okay, excellent.
I'm just going to do the old Google alerts for
Jessica Shin. Just the classic Google Alerts.
Just the classic Google Alerts. Nothing too crazy.
Do Googles. Little Led Zeppelin and Google Alerts.
Anybody else have anything they want to Google
Alert? Since ghouls are involved, I think I want
to ask Agent Jackson if we have any old tomes,
reference books, and whatever about them. ghouls
that can be sent over i think that in your research
with norman last time in in the last investigation
you came across the french book of ghouls and
that it was part of the demonte family and they
brought it over to haiti and then after everything
went really bad for them in haiti they brought
it to the united states through new orleans and
then in the 90s they basically got Their asses
handed to them by Delta Green and kind of were
dispersed across the country. And that's where
you ran into one of them in Tillsdale. But you
did do research. Delta Green does not own any
of those books. They don't have a copy of that
particular book. That's the ghoul Bible, if you
will. The ghoul ghoul. The Google. They Google
all the time. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Psychic damage
I just took. And I don't feel bad anymore for
any of the shit I say, by the way, because Googled
is horrible. Googled. Yeah, so that's the book.
Was there anything else? In the short five hours,
you have been overloaded with all of the information
that they can possibly give you. So you know
all the stuff that Delta Green has been told.
What about Robin? Robin, you got anything? Or
Wanda, you want to ask anything? No, I'm kind
of concentrated on this current situation, I
think. And then the ghouls are what they are.
I have my suspicions, but also there's nothing
I can do about it right now unless we want to
detour off of this and go to a volcano. Yeah,
I don't know what I would ask, because honestly,
the ghouls is a whole new thing for Wanda in
general. Doesn't know about the canister, just
thinks maybe this is related to what they're
researching right now. Right. Exactly. Okay,
cool. So it is night. It's I'm going to say it's
probably like six or seven o 'clock at night.
You have spent the last several hours just dealing
with the emotional trauma of everything. I will
say you should all mark a violence except for
Maggie because Maggie wasn't there, but just
seeing kind of the horrible happenings. Okay.
This is the night before the basketball game,
Friday night. You were planning on checking out
the workplaces of the husbands of Bree, Summer,
and Tiffany, Pete, Roderick, and Omar. Omar's
a real estate guy who believes that Tiffany is
cheating on him, and Roderick was the accountant
that is married to Summer. Pete is Bree's husband,
and he owns a lumberyard. Yeah, and I think we
were focusing on going and staking out the lumberyard.
Yeah. It's like, oh, all those big machines.
What could they crush or whatever? Chop. Chop
up and get rid of. I think someone said something
about a body in a wood chipper. Yes. Your friend
in the wood chipper? Yeah. You all get out there.
And first of all, this is on the edge of the
city. This is a large lumberyard. There is a...
probably 10 foot fence around the whole thing.
No razor wire though, just a regular fence. You
do see that there are some older cameras here
and there. It does say beware of dogs, but you
don't see any dogs anywhere. And at this point
at night, it doesn't seem like there's anybody
on the property. The lights around the fence
perimeter are on. But the inside looks very dark.
Does it look like it'll be difficult to get into?
I mean, is it like snipping a lock or like...
No, this does not look like Fort Knox. It looks
like if you can avoid the cameras, if you can
be stealthy about it, you could probably get
in relatively easy. Like I said, they don't have
razor wire. Wood is expensive, so there's some
stuff in there, but... For you all, it shouldn't
be hard to get into. Your only concern is, who
are these dogs? Yeah, I mean, I do not have good
forensics or the best search, but I can imagine
we could probably determine if a dog is really
in there. Dog hair, smell, poop. right i mean
i have really good i have a well decent search
like a 60 so here's the first question is everybody
going in or is there a van person like how are
we doing this i'm definitely going in okay i
was thinking oh I would probably be doing a sweep
for wireless networks and stuff. I do this all
the time as Norman. Sweeping for the camera's
wireless network. If it is there. So I am okay
with doing that. I'm okay with doing a roll on
computer or whatever. Could you like loop the
footage or something? That's always the go -to.
Yeah, why don't you give me a roll for that?
The speed method. The speed? Yes. Yeah. Classic.
Or maybe just turn them off. Yeah, before you
even do the stealth, because if you are able
to do that, then I'll say that you don't need
to do a stealth roll unless you're specifically
trying not to alert the dog, which I totally
get that as well. And maybe you'll be able to
see the dog on the cameras if you can tap in.
Okay, I got a 59. Okay, so you're able to get
into his computer system relatively easy for
NSA. I'm going to say just in general, because
of your connection to NSA, you have a connection
to the dark web, which is the cheesiest goddamn
thing we can call it. But why not? So you have
connections to like dark web. which has a lot
of passwords and stuff like that. So you have
resources you can use to get into this sort of
stuff. And sure enough, you look on the cameras
and you see four dogs of relatively large size.
They look like Rottweilers, all sleeping somewhere
in the main building, just not doing much, just
sleeping. Laying next to each other. Why couldn't
it have been attack Pomeranians? Those would
be worse. Okay, good thing we checked. Four.
I want to see where, if I can, the exit is for
these dogs. Is there a doggy door? In Lumber
Yards, they have these really large... They're
almost like warehouses with one side cut out
of them and an awning over it so that trucks
can back in. They can then take the wood off
and put it in and go that kind of thing. So one
side of the entire building is basically open.
with that overhang. And there's a large center
road that the trucks go in. And then on the other
side, there's another warehouse. Inside the warehouse
is a office that is enclosed, that has the computers,
that has the information and all that stuff.
They may have some kind of system to keep the
airflow going. But for the most part, the dogs
can come in and out as they please. They might
have some kind of covering that they put down
for when they close up, but it's not like really
secure or anything like that. The dogs can get
in and out relatively easily. They're asleep
in the main warehouse by the office at this point.
I have a real weird idea and a question. Is there,
like, a speaker system at all? Like, you know,
so that they can make announcements across the
yard? Yes. I just wonder if we can place something
distracting to the dogs to mask our movements
on the property. Well, the problem with that
is the speaker system isn't hooked up through
the computer system. Okay, I didn't know if it
was maybe LinkedIn somehow that we could access
it remotely, but... Yeah. And then there's a
will call as well that's not next. So there's
the office and then there's the will call, which
is where they are able to fulfill orders and
stuff like that. There's also an intercom there
as well that you could use. Gotcha. Okay. I was
just curious. What are we looking for exactly?
That's a fair question. Anything. Anything. We're
kind of in the anything phase, but I think...
My one thing it was like, well, if they are dismembering
bodies, this would be a good place to check.
Hence, I guess I'm thinking why you guys what's
forensic stealth and search should go in there.
But that was my other question is I would look
for where the heavy machinery is. Well, it's
all over the place, probably. Rather, where's
the wood chipper? Well, they have a giant like
bandsaw. If Fargo has taught us anything. Yeah,
exactly. A wood chipper would be something that
they would have in the very back where any, you
know, where they're like, they want to get rid
of wood that they're not selling or they're not
using or whatever pieces. And there's a lot of
saws of different sizes throughout both of the
warehouses to be able to cut different pieces
of wood. The two main buildings, the first one
is holding most of the wood and has a large bandsaw
in it. The other side actually has a machine
where they can take whole logs if they need to,
shove it in. And it comes out as large planks
of wood on the other side, depending on how they've
set up the machine. And I don't know if I'm so
much in the dismemberment camp as much as this
is a good place to hide people. And we don't
know that they're alive or dead right now. Yeah,
I mean, it's a large area that they could be
holding people in. seems more likely to me than
they used because also i am very much in the
camp of like the ladies are doing a thing i'm
not convinced that the disappeared people are
dead but it would be a really good place to hide
people yeah so any evidence that they've been
stashing people in here somewhere so the buildings
i think would be the first place i would want
to look and maybe i could do a walk at the perimeter
and see what we can see from the outside because
if the fencing isn't all that bad you know what
i mean like we might be able to see a lot without
disturbing the dogs first yeah it's a large property
i will say that it's it's a pretty large property
can we split it up so that it's like we're covering
different quadrants or something else that sounds
jargony absolutely different zones once we walk
the perimeter what we could do is maybe One of
us distract the dogs from the outside of the
fence because once they start barking at something,
somebody else jumping in on the other side is
going to be a lot easier. And no one gets bitten.
Nobody. All right. So everybody give me a search
roll. I'm not going to make you do stealth rolls.
I got a 32 under my 50. I got a four under my
50. I got an eight under my 60. Oh my gosh, no,
I did not pass mine. I got 70 over my 40. So
you all search and everybody but Norman sees
this, especially Robin. Robin's probably the
first one that notices it with that four. There
is one part on the back towards the back of the
property. This looks like the place that... is
kind of the most run down. There's actually a
couple of older sheds out there that look like
they've been storage forever and the sheds are
right next to the fence and then there is a actual
place where you can see The fence has kind of
come apart a little bit at the seams. It would
be really easy to get in there is what I'm saying.
So that's what you all find as you do this walk
of the perimeter is that on the back of the fence,
there's an area where it hasn't been taken care
of. They haven't updated it in a while. Okay.
And there's some metal bending, basically. So
I point that out and... Can I do like a forensics
check to see if I can see anything that somebody
might have left behind like lately? Like if somebody
has come in through here? Yes, absolutely. 14
under my 50. Apparently I'm very good at forensics.
So, you know, when you bend metal and over time,
the stresses of where that metal has been will
become dull and it'll look like, oh, this was
done a long time ago. This looks like it's been
re -bent lately. So like someone's been coming
in and out of here at this very point. Somebody
who didn't want to be seen in the front has been
using a back entrance. Somehow that just doesn't
sound right. Depends on who you are. It might
sound perfect. So what do you all want to do
with this information? And you said there's like
some older shed. Yeah, they look like just old
storage where, you know, they've thrown a bunch
of shit and just have never gotten rid of it,
even though they probably haven't been in there
for a long time. They're right up next to the
fences. Do they look secured at all or they look
like. They've got, like, basic padlocks, like
master locks on them. Nothing that would keep
you all from being able to get in there. Like,
I wouldn't make you roll to even pick a lock.
Well, let's... I mean, it feels like if y 'all
are down with it, let's check the buildings closest
to the entrance point. Yeah, I'm willing to go
in, but we'll definitely need to distract for
the dogs. Who's good with puppies? Well, if all
I need to do is get them barking at the fence,
then I don't want them... You know, part of the
fence where they can get out. So give me a couple
minutes. Let me run around the side. Like to
the opposite side of where this particular thing
is? Yeah. And start making some noise. All right.
So you start making some noise. You're like shaking
the fence and whatever. I whistle. Right. Like
10 minutes seems to go by. No dogs. And then
finally, one dog. Slowly walks up to the fence.
He's holding what looks to be like a duck toy
in his mouth. And he's a very old Rottweiler.
He looks like he's 14 years old or something.
And he looks up at you and he drops the toy and
he just starts panting. Can I reach the toy if
I stick my hand through the fence? Yeah, I do.
And then I'd like lob it over the fence. He slowly
walks over, picks it up, and then brings it back.
Oh, puppy. Let me see where this is going. This
dog has been here for a very long time. On comms,
I say, guys, I don't think the dogs are going
to be an issue. I have a very sweet puppy that
I'm playing fetch with right now. Oh, so wholesome.
And there's no sign of the other dogs? No, they're
still... Sleeping. Sleeping. Okay. And I was
making noise. I was making a lot of noise. Basically,
he bought four Rottweilers like 15 years ago
and they're not in the mood to be guard dogs
anymore. If they ever were. They don't seem like
they're vicious at all. So I keep playing fetch
with this one. Okay. And every once in a while,
I stick my hand through the fence and pet him.
Okay. Because he's a good boy. So the rest of
you, what do you want to do? Going in through
the fence. Yes. And start with the sheds. You
said there were how many? Three? Yeah, there's
three of them. All right. One for each shed.
Okay. Do you want to open all three at the same
time? Well, as long as it, well, yeah, I would,
as long as we don't hear anything crazy inside,
if any, I would think if it seems like there
could be danger, then maybe we should be opening
them three to one. Okay. But do they? I'm not
going to tell you if they, they're quiet, but
I'm not going to say whether or not there's a
danger behind the doors. Like, I guess. Yeah.
Thinking, can I, I don't know. I've been, I've
been whiffing my rolls, so maybe I shouldn't
try to roll any. Norman doesn't know that, though.
Actually, I want to know if one of them looks
like it's been gone in and out of more often,
like the lock looks like it's more shiny because
it's been handled more. The one on the far right
has multiple footprints to and from it. Because
remember, it's not a paved ground in here. It's
all dirt. Sure. That's where I'd want to start,
then. Okay. Okay, I'll go with that one. I'll
go over with that one. So you don't have to roll
to get past this master lock. It's not hard.
You could pop the lock without having to cut
it. And you just open it a little bit and you
see like four smallish spiders kind of come out
really quickly and then scurry away. Ha, I say
to the spiders. Classic. Classic Norman. So do
you open it all the way? Yeah, or at least as
wide as I need to to see in. Okay. It's completely
dark inside. When you open it all the way, there
are webs all over the back side of the door and
tons of spiders. that come falling out of these
different cocoons that they've got. And you look
inside and you can literally see the darkness
moving around. And in the center, there seems
to be this very large creature. Burn it with
fire. Can we lock it back up again? You shut
the door real quick. I'm trying to get a... Can
we see that from... I'm behind her. Yeah, you
can see in there pretty well. The problem is
it's just darkness because there's no light or
anything. You're going to shine? I was about
to. Okay, that's fine. But I guess Wanda shut
the door. It's up to you if you want to shine
the light before she shuts the door. Yeah, let's
say I was lifting the thing up, the torch up
as she was closing it. So it at least hit the
ground a little bit. Here's the creature you
see in the middle of all of these spiders. It's
got a spider body with a humanoid torso connected
to it and a face with a dozen eyes. And it kind
of looks up. And it has arms out of the torso
that are kind of long with these long black hairs
coming out. And it looks up and all of its eyes
kind of light up right before the door shuts.
Can I get a resolve check, Norman? Just for all.
For seeing the giant spider person? Yes. But
also, Wanda was in front of me. She closed her
eyes. Oh, you're just trying to drag me in. You
wanted to look at it better. I was expecting
there to be, you know, a hoe and a rake in there,
you know? Might still be a hoe. We don't know.
We don't want to slut shame the spider creature.
I got 41. So, yeah. Curiosity. Damn it. Okay,
so you still take a point. And you know what?
Norman threw you under the bus. But yeah, Wanda,
you definitely get a roll as well. I'm going
to let Robin off the hook. I mean, I have already
given my opinion. What's the tiny spiders? I
succeeded. I got a 45 under my 48. OK, so you
take a point. Suddenly the entire shed starts
to shake. Then you hear something battering against
the door. And it's so loud that. Maggie can hear
it across the property. Because, you know, sheds
are not airtight usually. All these other spiders
are crawling out from underneath it and going
in all different directions. This is my least
favorite thing you've ever described, Wes. Like,
this wins for very least favorite ever. I kind
of find that as a win. All right, so... I knew
you would, that's why. So congratulations, but
also fuck you. All right, so I'm not necessarily
saying we're in combat, but... But I'm not not
saying we're in combat. I'm not not saying. I
need to know dexes for everybody. Let's start
with Norm and Saint. What's your dex? 70. Wanda?
65. Okay. Robin? 70. Okay, Maggie. Oh, I'm still
playing with the puppy. I know you're playing
with the puppy, but I just want to know just
in case you become part of it. My dex is 55.
Wow, you are slow compared to everyone else.
Rude. It's the truth. All right, so Norman and
Robin, one of you decide who wants to act first.
You basically act simultaneously. What do you
all want to do? Well, I figure Norman can act
first since he's the one who was shining a flashlight
on the giant spider creature. Again, it was going
to be a normal action. A normal situation. How
many spiders are completely silent? Come on now.
They are. With insects, that would be like a
little a little bit. So, I don't know. How many
times have you heard a spider? I get a lot of
spiders in my room. But how many times have you
heard them? I don't hear them that much except
for if they go like They are masters of stealth.
They are masters of stealth. But you can technically
hear them if they're close to you. I stand by
it as fucking stampeding. I have to imagine there's
some kind of horrible sound. There's definitely
sound now. I mean, now. Now. Yes. Anyway, anyway.
See, I'm Saint Spider, so I gotta, like, kinda
appeal to my branding a little bit. Well, I'm
just, you know, I'm going to back up. As fascinated
as I was by the little spiders that came out,
this is not what I expected. So we're going to
just skedaddle, I believe. Let's just get out
of the wave of insects, probably going towards
the old hole in the fence. You're going to just
get out of there? Yeah. Okay. I did not bring
Raid with me this time. Okay. I need a fucking
fire bomb. I am just saying burn it with fire.
We're in a lumber yard. It'll go up so quickly.
See, I'm trying to, like, go against always burning
things always in every game, but if someone else
wants to do it, that's fine. Oh, I want to burn
the shit out of this. Like, why mess with what
works if it ain't broke? That's our profession.
Oh, my God. We should run an insurance racket.
We'd be very good. I think that's really how
Delta Green gets its funding. Yes. Burning shit
down. We should have checked out the accountant.
I have 60 in accounting. Well, yeah. Okay, so
Norman, you're leaving. Yeah, I'm just backing
up, getting out of here. All right. So that means,
Robin, what are you doing? I mean, if Norman
is bugging out, I am also bugging out. Seeing
as, like, I'm a runner, not a fighter, Jim. All
right. Like... I will get to what I think might
be a safe location in case Wanda gets hurt and
needs emergency aid. Okay. All right. So that
brings us to Wanda. Oh, I'm going to peace out
of there. I mean, like, that's a whole bag of
nope. I just saw ghouls for the first time, and
now I saw... horrible spider creature i'm thinking
like we need guns big fucking guns at this point
yeah let's uh radio maggie and let her know what's
up did the dog well i'm not with the dog i mean
get the puppers out too we don't want puppers
to be i'm just like to the pup maybe the pups
know how to deal with this i don't know so just
so you know at this point all four dogs have
shown up they're all just kind of sitting there
at this point, they're done with playing catch
and they're just letting you pet them. And you're
hearing all of this, like. racket this ruckus
going on and as you all make it through underneath
the fence you see the door buckle and then suddenly
the door breaks open and first comes the torso
and the head of this thing and it's got eyes
like all the way to the side of it and it's kind
of looking around and it comes out and It's probably
about nine feet tall from the top of the torso
down to the bottom. It's got these really large
legs. It takes a lot for it to get out of the
doorway. And it's got all of these smaller spiders
like tarantulas and all these different things
attached to it as it's coming out. And it's looking
around and it sees you all on the other side
of the fence. And it can literally touch the
top of the fence and start to come over it. If
you are all running, I need dexterity or athletics,
whichever is higher. All right. Great. I don't
know why I thought, hey, we'll close the door
and deal with it later. I am getting the fuck
out of here. You can pick whichever one you want
me to have rolled because I got a seven. Nice.
Okay. Beautiful. 26. Ooh, I got a five. Nice.
Nice. The legs are working. Man, I hope we can
save those dogs that I technically don't know
are very friendly. I mean, she did save them.
She did, but one. Oh, okay. Maggie, that does
bring up a good question. You hear over the comms,
you know, obviously running, screaming and get
the fuck out. We're running. Get out. Go, go,
go. Right. And you're sitting there with four
elderly Rottweilers. against the fence just kind
of hanging out what do you want to do i want
to lead the rottweilers to the hole in the fence
well i guess if you went the opposite way of
where this thing is coming you could do that
yeah because i don't want the rottweilers to
get hurt it's puppies all right so you you take
the rottweilers around and it's like this big
circle you know the rest of you because you made
your role i'm gonna say that You're not going
to be able to outrun this thing for very long
because it's got eight legs and it's just skittering
very quickly towards you all. But I'm going to
say that you're able to hide at the far side
of the fence. Well, are we able to get to the
vehicle? Is that the location you want to go?
Because I don't have any weapons. I'm thinking
I'm just going to try and run this thing over.
Okay, so you get to the vehicle and this thing
is coming around the corner meanwhile Maggie's
at the back of the property getting the dogs
out it's probably not a good idea you figure
Maggie for you to go with the dogs to the vehicle
because You don't know what the reaction is going
to be. So you would probably take the dogs away
from the property at this point. Then the three
of you are in the vehicle and this thing is running
towards you very quickly and you want to run
it over with the car. Correct? So you start up
the car and you slam on the gas and that's where
we're going to stop this particular episode.
I was getting into it. Yeah, it's going to be
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Maybe get your RPG character drawn. You can find
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And, you know, I'm also on Queen's Court Games
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on another game, which would be told to you upon
that beautiful account. And yes, thank you for
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We will talk to you next month with the find
out whether or not hitting the spider with the
car is going to work. So we'll see you next time.
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