Thanks for watching! Welcome to Agent's Dossier,
a Delta Green actual play series brought to you
by 12 Sided Stories. And now your GM, Wes Otis.
And welcome to Agent Stassier. My name is Wes.
This is episode number 25, and I am here with
some wonderful players. Let's start with Pooja.
Hello, I am Pooja, and I am playing Robin Porter.
And I am technically a doctor, so I'm not sure
what I'm doing here. I could have had a private
practice. I did have a private practice. Threw
it all away. Hello, I'm Saint and I've been playing
Norman Morales, who was an NSA technician. Who
knows what the current job standing truly is
at this point. And let's see if he survives.
Sorry, I meant to say that seriously. Well, you
know, it's hard to because it's Delta Green.
So you never know. It's like people are like,
why are the characters so easy to make? Well.
Hey, I'm Michelle and I'm playing Yesenia Alvarez
and she is supposed to be the tank. You've definitely
tanked a lot. Yes, that tank keeps getting, you
know, armor piercing rounds thrown at it. So
we'll see how it goes. All right. So it's time.
It's been a while since we played this game.
So it's time for a really big recap so everybody
can remember what's going on. Three triplets
known as the Wright brothers were killed and
you were called in to basically figure out what
was going on with them. You all are in Tailedale,
Idaho, and you met with the coroner. You found
out that these people were basically separated
by their joints so their torso their head their
feet everything has been separated when you did
look at them especially Robin felt like they
were reaching out to her like you know when she
looked in their eyes there was still kind of
a soul there saying you know kind of like almost
pleading for help. The local sheriff's department
has not really been much of a help. The police
have attacked you. You've gone out into the woods.
You've been shot at. Some creature followed you
back, tried to kill you at the coroner's office,
and you think that might be the sheriff. you
spent a couple of days at the hospital actually
like three or four days why eugenia basically
recovered during that time norman did a lot of
snooping on the internet and found out that there
is a family of ghouls that comes from france
the de monte family they went to haiti in the
early 1700s and then went over to New Orleans.
Something happened, though, in the 1990s, and
the family was dispersed across America. Many
of them were actually killed in New Orleans.
So you found out one of the people that was working
at the office, Erica, was part of that family.
and so you snuck upstairs and you found a weird
jar full of these silver insects that are just
constantly moving around and and they look like
they're they don't look terrestrial at all they
look like they might be some sort of robotic
animals or some you know some weird life form
and you took that and you took her pda and you
found out where all these ghouls have kind of
spread out to. You then decided you had two choices.
You were either going to go to the police station
and try to break in, sneak in and get some more
information because they're off grid. Because
of course the sheriff's an immortal and has some
kind of connection to these Wright brothers who
continually get killed. Or you were going to
go to where the Wright brothers lived. In the
interim, Okay, so Norman got attacked. Yesenia
and Robin came in and helped to save Norman.
And you guys did some Pulp Fiction shit. Like,
you took Erica's eyes out. You drug her upstairs.
You threw her in the snow. I think you might
have decapitated her. You made sure she was dead
dead. And you left her up there. I don't remember
why we took her eyes out. I think that was part
of the whole, like, fight. Yeah, that was a fight
thing. I just did that. It was like an eye -plucking
karate move thing, you know, from Kill Bill.
Then you went over to where the Wright brothers
lived. You found a little old lady in a house
that's decorated like it's 1970. She was making
an apple pie. It's snowing outside. Robin and...
Yesenia went inside to talk with her because
she found out they were there. She opened a window
and was putting the pie on the sill and saw Yesenia.
So you guys went in. Norman stayed outside. And
within 20 minutes or so, the sheriff showed up
with the Wright brothers in tow. They walked
into the house. You guys made a survival role
to get out of there in time, and you failed the
role. And that is where we are picking it up.
I think that kind of catches everybody up, right?
Does anyone have any questions before we jump
in? I believe... The insects were starting to
have a reaction as well. Like, were they like
vibrating or shaking in the trunk? Yeah. Essentially,
that's the only other thing I remember. Yeah,
they started shaking and making this weird noise.
Yeah, that cylinder full of bugs. Yes. Yes. That
are very aware of our presence. Yes. And hopefully
it will hold. Exactly. And like a palm pilot.
All right. Yeah, night 2003 is here again. Robin
and Yesenia, you are in the bathroom. I'm going
to say Robin is probably halfway out of the window
when the little old lady knocks on the door.
Is everything okay in there? The sheriff's here
and he says he'll help you get back to town.
You can follow him in his car. Uh, I'm feeling
a little sick right now. Okay. And Robin's holding
my hair. Okay. Can I do anything? Do you need
anything? No, thank you. Ma 'am, I think it would
be best if you steered clear. I wouldn't want
you to catch anything that my friend may be infected
with. So on the outside, Saint, you're hidden.
The car's there, but you hid. And you see the
front door open. The sheriff comes out without
anybody else. He starts going towards his car.
Robin and Yesenia, what do you two want to do?
You hear her kind of, you know, she's near the
door, but she's kind of walked away a little
bit. What's the plan? Obviously, the window is
no go. He's going to be waiting for us. And book
it at the back door? That's going to be our only
choice. Okay. All right. So you guys come out
of the bathroom? Yeah. So you come out of the
bathroom and standing there are the Wright brothers.
They're identical triplets. And you can tell
that the clothes that they are wearing doesn't
look like their clothes. I'll put it that way.
They don't fit quite right. And they look at
you and they say, Oh, we didn't realize her grandmother
had guests. And they all speak in unison when
they say it. Hi. Hello. Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you. How are you guys doing? Well, we
were told we got into an accident. That's one
way to put it. And we were out for several days.
Then we got picked up by the sheriff and he took
us home. Gave us these new weird clothes, too.
Yeah, they don't fit you very well. Outside real
quick. Norman, you see the sheriff go to his
car. He opens up his trunk and he pulls out a
shotgun and starts walking back towards the house.
Oh, dear. Gosh. All right. Well, I am going to...
Wait, hold on. Okay. I'm going to... Hold on.
OK, so I am stressed thinking about this, but
we'll get through it. His car, does he he leaves
the door open to his car? No, he opens up the
trunk, grabs out the shotgun and from the rack
in the back. Right. Right. And just shuts the
trunk. OK, so it's a secure, secure cop car.
Right. Yeah. Never mind then on that train of
thought. Okay. And is he on the street? It was,
it like parked on the, let's say right against
the lawn. So he's already back. This is like
outside of town. So it's a country driveway,
which those things are just ridiculous. You can
drive up, you know, they're like half a block
before you get to the house kind of thing. You
guys are far from civilization right now. Okay.
And there's like, there's land before the house.
Okay. So I'm going to, Get into the front seat,
and I'm going to try to run him over. That's
excellent. That's literally the only thing I
can think of. I would not be a good spy. I think
that that's awesome. Because I laid down, but
I was in the back seat, so this is a bit of a
maneuver, right? Yeah, I'm not going to make
you roll for that part, because he seems very
dedicated to what he wants to do. Yeah, so just
roll against your drive auto. Okay. Oh, yeah.
Wait. I was looking at Drive Heavy Machine, which
is 60. Oh, crap. All right. Well, at least it'll
be a distraction. And remind me, because of all
the thousands of games we play, above or below?
Below. Oh, right. That's why it's a problem.
All right. Yeah. Aye, aye, aye. Please be nice
to me, Pretty Dice. You're so beautiful. You're
so beautiful. Please. Okay, it's trying to run
away from me. Oh, that does not look good. That
looks like a... Yep. Nope. Very bad. That is
an 83. Okay. At least it's not critical, right?
No, true. It's not. Well, distraction. Yeah,
big distraction. You slam on the gas. You try
to line him up. The car goes forward. It is winter.
There's a lot of snow. You kind of fishtail.
And it is slamming to the side of the house,
but it does hit it. You hear the sound of the
car making a big rev. And then the sheriff turns
around and he shoots at the driver's side window.
Okay. With the shotgun. Ooh. Okay. So I rolled
a seven. Do I have any defense of anything? Dodge.
So let me see. Well, that's not a critical. So
you still get to... Yeah, it's pretty damn close.
Remember in this game, it's also if you get like
11 or 22. So make a dodge roll. Your dodge is
really high, so you should be fine. Yeah, that's
my dexterity, right? Or wait, no, no. No, it's
down on the bottom. Yeah. Wait, it's not very
high. I know, I was kidding. Oh, no. I was looking
at the security. Even though you are partially
covered by the car, which, you know, I rolled
a seven, so. Oh, God. Yeah. So you need to. No.
Okay. I'm trying different dice. If this will
help, please. I need to get a mat still. This
is a problem. Oh, no. I got a 21. Why didn't
I get that before? Excellent. So the gunshot
goes off. The windshield bursts. All this glass
showers down on you as you duck behind the steering
wheel. Now you have a choice. You can try to
hit him again with your car. Lordy, lordy, lordy.
Let me just get familiar with my skills. All
right, so let's jump inside. I think if I remember
correctly, let's see, Pooja, you have a 70 and
Michelle has a 70, so you both go at the same
time. This ruckus happens. The triplets and the
grandma rush to the window to look what's going
on. What do you two want to do? Oh, look, a convenient
distraction, a GTFO. I actually, because I hear
the gunshot, whatever, I draw my weapon and I
head out the front door. Okay. Robin, you're
a doctor, not a soldier. What do you do? You
can do anything, but. Well, if they're all towards
the front, then I'm going to run around the back.
All right. So we've got the sheriff's car out
there and our car. Yes. Okay. So there's no other
vehicles that I see. Correct. Now they do have
a garage. if you wanted to go in there to see
if there's a vehicle in there. I do. Okay, cool.
As you're running the garage, Robin, and all
of you get this, but because Robin's the one
who is not directly in the line of fire now,
you get a text, and it's just GPS coordinates.
Okay, well, deal with that. Not now. Deal with
that not right now. Not right now. But that's
what happens. You get a beep on your phone and
you see GPS coordinates. Yesenia, so you run
out onto the porch. You see the smoke coming
from the barrel of the shotgun. You can't see
Norman. He is down on the front seat, you're
guessing. And the window of the windshield has
been blown out. What do you want to do, Yesenia?
I'm assuming that the sheriff is facing the car
and the front door. Okay. Correct. I am going
to aim and shoot. Okay, are you actually going
to aim? Because aiming takes a turn and then
you get a bonus for attacking. Yeah, but I guess
with Norman... Being in danger, I'm just going
to shoot. Okay. I just wanted to clarify, so
we're going to get a bonus or not. Go for it.
I got a 20 under my 80. Nah, fuck. You don't
need to aim. All right. D10 is the damage on
this one. It's nasty. Six. You grab his attention.
You hit him. Where do you hit him? I'm going
to say, since you rolled well, what... Not the
head, but... I know that would be my preference.
I will say inches from his heart. All right.
So you hit him in the pretty square in the chest.
And what kind of gun are you using? Medium pistol.
He stumbles back a few feet. All right. So you
do six points. That brings us up to Robin. You
make it to the garage. I'm going to say that
when you open it up. Yes, there is a very nice.
1965 Lincoln Continental car, like just a boat.
And it looks like it's put away for the winter,
but it's there and it does seem to have gas and
all of that. But like I said, it would be heavy
machinery. I would let Saint roll on the higher
thing for that car because it's ridiculous. It's
cool because what I'm actually going to do is
slash its tires. Okay. So, yeah, that'll suck
for them. We'll say you're doing that while we
jump to the top of the round then. That brings
us... Let's see. Also, if I can do that and look
for a crowbar in there somewhere. Because, you
know, garage. Yeah, there's a crowbar. There's
old tools and stuff like that. All that stuff.
So if you want a crowbar, that's not a problem.
Everybody has a 70 dexterity in this group. So
who wants to go first at the top of the round?
I would imagine probably Norman because Michelle,
you just, the guys had a negative now to hit.
Right. And I've been racking. We got you. I've
been racking my brain to be like, how can I leverage
all these non -fighting skills in this situation?
So right now he's been hit. We know he's a supernatural
creature. Right. And because of that, you get
a plus 20 to your drive to hit him because he's
stunned. He stumbled back a little bit, so I'm
going to give you a plus 20 to be able to hit
him. Now, that can be with the car or it could
be with a weapon or whatever. However you want
to move forward. I am going to draw my pistol
because we're at close range now. Yeah, I have
a pistol, I guess. Yeah, I only have a pistol
at this point. So we're close range. I would
love to hit him. with as much damage as possible.
If I aim at his head, it will take this turn,
and by my second turn, he probably won't be distracted
anymore, right? If I understand this correctly.
Well, okay, so it's two different things. If
you're doing a called shot, it's a negative 20%,
so you would lose the bonus you're already getting.
If you're aiming... You'd have to wait till next
turn and then you'd get another 20%. So you're,
you're told I'll let you keep the first 20. So
your total bonus would be plus 40%. I'll let
you stack that if you want to aim. So you'd have
to like start aiming. Yesenia would go. Robin
would go. The sheriff would go. And then you'd
be able to shoot with that plus 40 if he's still
up. Okay. I want to do that. Okay, sounds good.
So you start to aim. I'm going to let you say
that you're partially covered because you're
behind the dash and you're aiming towards him
through the windshield. You see that. Yesenia,
what do you want to do? Yesenia, you see Norman
is aiming so you know that he's okay or at least
alive. What do you want to do? I shoot again.
Okay, give me your shot. Either way, I make it.
78 under my 80. Okay, wow. Do your damage? Six
more points. Oh, okay. So you've realized something
at this point. Number one, the fact that he's
still up gives him major ghoul points, which
is, of course, not ghoul. And... Bye. Sorry.
Robin spontaneously combusts in the garage. I
think I mortally wounded Saint. So, but he obviously
is like, if this was a human, he probably would
have been down with the first shot. Now he does
look really hurt. There is that, but Robin, you've
slashed the tires. You have a crowbar. What do
you want to do? Okay, great. So I'm going to
go, I guess, around the side of the house and
see what is going on. Okay. Or, or I don't know,
I guess go big or go home. How evil is Robin?
This is the question. I mean, Robin is pretty
freaked out right now. I don't know if it's a
question as evil as just instinctually doing
stuff to survive at this point, to be honest.
True. And I do need, we do need another distraction
because obviously like whatever is going on in
the front sucks. Multiple gunshots, all of that.
Yeah. Sounds like the okay corral out there.
It does. It does. And obviously the triplets
are important to the sheriff. and whatever is
happening to the situation. Therefore, is there
a gas can in this garage? Yeah, I would say so.
They're so far away from... They probably even
have one of those, I don't know, living in the
South, but you know in the country houses where
they have the big gas tanks in the back of the
house? At least they had them in Wisconsin, where
you would have a natural gas tank or a tank in
the back of the house. Where, because there wasn't
sufficient lines out to the actual homes. Okay.
Well, I guess I'll turn the, I'm going to take
the gas can, turn the knob on the natural gas
tank, I guess, and really quickly like run away
with a line and then set to like a trail of fire
and blow up the garage and possibly the house.
Right. Yeah. They're just huge. I guess they're
huge propane tanks. I will send here. So I'm
going to run really far. All right. So we used
to have one of these in the back of our house
in Wisconsin. So anyway, that's what they look
like. They're huge propane tanks. They're usually
near the house. Dear Lord, it looks like a submarine.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I learned about this from King
of the Hill. Yeah. I mean, I... Propane and propane
accessories. Yes. Okay. So what I'm going to
do... Is take the gas can and run a trail away
from the garage and light it on fire and run.
Okay. Do you want to include the propane tank
in that? Because the propane tank's behind the
house outside. I am going to include the propane
tank in that if I can and just run that much
further away. Okay. Wow. So. I figure like the
propane tank is going whatever I do. At this
point, if I'm blowing things up, I might as well
blow things up also. Yeah. Like you said, go
big, go home. Yeah. I mean, he's not dying. They
come back to life. They've been alive forever.
I'm sure they've been blown up before. This is
just another Saturday for them. Well, so while
you're doing all that, let's go back up to the
top of the round. And we're going to say, Norman,
go ahead and take your shot. Okay. Yes. Plus
40. Thank you. Or wait. I think you have, what,
a 20? I have a 21. So 61 altogether. Awesome,
awesome, awesome. Okay, here we go. And I am
not rolling the right dice. That is a 22. Awesome.
Okay, so you fire. I think you have a medium
pistol as well, correct? Yes, but I didn't write
down the damage on that. It's 1d10. Please don't
be weak. Thank you. Oh, that's a six. Awesome.
All right, you hit him. He's got blood coming
out of his mouth, his nose, his ears. He's still
up. Is that like a critical success? Is that?
It's 22. Oh, it was a 22. I thought, sorry, I
thought I heard 21. I'm sorry. Oh, now that's
my skill level. That's your skill. So you rolled
a 22. And I rolled a 22. So that's a critical
hit. Oh, it's doubles. Oh, okay. Sweet. And it
was a headshot. yep because you were aiming uh
so you hit him he drops and right then you just
see little bit of smoke and then suddenly there's
this huge explosion yesenia is knocked from the
front of the property the whole backside of the
house is impacted by this huge explosion. Suddenly,
the garage is halfway knocked over and on fire
because it's a big propane tank. And so it explodes
through the house, basically. This is one of
those situations where the damage is there's
a kill radius. OK, so I'm going to roll to see.
The kill radius is a 10%. So if you get 10 %
or under, you are instantly killed in this blast
radius. You're protected in the car, so Norman
doesn't have to worry about this. Can you give
an athletics check for me, Robin, and let me
know what you get? Okay. Oh, you've got a 50.
That's not bad. So go ahead and roll. You're
the one that's going to have to roll, Yesenia,
to see if... This just kills you outright. I
got a 23 under my 31. All right. So even with
as far as you run, the ground shakes a lot and
you kind of stumble a little bit, but you're
okay. You don't take any damage. It's way bigger
than you think it was going to be. There's a
huge plume of smoke up in the sky and the buildings
are on fire. Definitely, definitely didn't think
that one through all the way. Didn't really think
that one through at all. Whoopsie. What'd you
get, Michelle? So wait, I want to roll over 10%.
Over 10%. Yeah. 31. Okay. So you go flying across
the driveway and land a few feet away. You still
take damage, but you don't take insta -kill damage.
You take five points. We just checked you out
of the hospital like 12 hours ago. Just got me
fixed up. All of the sutures and whatever just
open. There's blood everywhere. She's got insta
black eyes. She's in the snow drift. Behind her
is the huge crater where the house used to be.
Definitely, definitely didn't think that one
through, my bad. What makes me feel better about
the car thing? The car that you're in, your car,
part of it, I believe it was an older car as
well. It's definitely damaged. The windows have
all been blown out and it's burnt on one side.
There's there's singe marks, but you're OK. Luckily,
Norman. And you see. i'm gonna say that yesenia
is knocked out she's unconscious in a snow drift
and the triplets and the grandma are no longer
alive they are dead because they were inside
the house and all the debris and everything else
they got killed so what do you want to do robin
actually let's start with with norman norman
what do you want to do your ears are ringing
too all you hear is like oh my god uh yeah i'm
just like brushing all the glass off myself it's
like you know coughing uh getting getting the
ash off of me i'm gonna kind of stumble out i
still have my gun on me i'm assuming i just didn't
put it down and uh i'm gonna just see What is,
I'm going to try to determine what the sheriff,
if the sheriff is alive, is that, is the corpse
even there? Like what? Yeah. What's going on?
The corpse is there. He is alive. He is not conscious,
but he looks like his wounds are starting to
heal up. I've just done one, uh, one shot, right?
Yeah. I just fired up. Yeah. You've only fired
once. Since I don't remember any other weapon
being around us, I'm literally going to just
shoot into his spinal column, like right at the
neck. I'm going to just try to decapitate him
with my gun. With your gun? Okay. Yeah. I love
new bloodthirsty Norman. Give me a resolve roll,
because this is definitely a violence check.
For sure. Oh, very nice. I got a 53 under my
57, so barely. You're okay. You're not freaking
out or having an episode or anything like that,
but you shoot his head and spinal column point
blank several times. So, Robin, way off in the
distance, you just hear continual gunfire for
about half a second, like at least... Like nine
shots or eight shots, however many are in a clip.
And there's this pulp where his head used to
be. It's now detached from his body. Norman.
Robin, what are you doing? I'm going to circle
back around to the front of the house. Okay.
Now that the explodey part is over and I'm trying
to find Yesenia and Norman. Okay. Yesenia is
knocked out in a snow drift and Norman. is standing
above the sheriff with a smoking gun, and the
sheriff's head has been removed via bullet. I'm
not going to deal with that right now, but I
am going to go tend to Yesenia. It's like, oh
shit, oh shit, oh shit. Yeah, she's been beat
up pretty bad. Can you give me a, I guess, first
aid roll? I shall. A lot of sound effects in
this one. That's a 33 under my 60. Yay, for first
aid actually coming in handy for once. Yay, so
you patch her up, you get her to wake up because
it's cold out and you don't want her slipping
into hypothermia or anything like that. How many
points do I get back? One point. Well, since
it was a crit, can it be two? Oh, it was a crit,
I'm sorry. Sure, it can be two. That was good,
Lord. I like that. You get two points. Yeah,
could you imagine D &D with two points? You'd
just be dead really fast. I mean, Delta Green
with two points would be dead really fast. Very
true, very true. So what do you all want to do
now that you're standing next to a house that's
on fire and smoke? All this. Go ahead. Is the
car. Our car cannot drive anymore, right? No,
no, no. OK, I'm going to look for the sheriff's
keys on his body. Actually, let me just go through
all the pockets there because you might have
a charm or a trinket. Norbert, are you sure you
work for the NSA and not the CIA? Who knows?
Norman's become so bloodthirsty, he's taking
souvenirs. Yeah, I'm the new tank. I usually
like ears, but there's only one. Okay, Dexter.
Exactly. So you find, yeah, he's got his basic
ID and his keys and his badge and all that. So
the typical stuff, nothing out of the ordinary
is in his pockets. Is he a Dumont? Yeah, he has
a fake name. He doesn't go by Dumont. Things
add up to him being a Demont. I'll say that.
Right. Okay. So mainly I was going for the keys
because we're taking the cop car out of here,
I guess. Though I am curious if I hear anything
from our trunk with those bugs. I'm going to
check them. Oh, I forgot about the bugs for a
moment. And you guys did get hit by a big blast.
Oh, no. They're in a metal cylinder in the trunk,
mind you. Yeah. They could have just gotten shaken,
not stirred. That's why I'm rolling dice for
luck. Oh, right. Okay. The canister is still
sealed in the back. You got lucky. Wow. Are we
kicking this body into the fire, the blazing
fire that is this house? Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that's good. I guess we probably both need to
carry it. You can't just kick it, kick a whole
human body. I mean... That would take hours,
but you could. I'll grab the neck part. Okay.
Shoulders. I mean, it's my mess. I'll deal with
it. CIA. CIA, exactly. We know a new vocation
for when she's not doing, you know, decapitations
via bullets. trying to unlock her psychic powers
through tripping balls on LSD. Oh, my God. So,
you guys. Is there a shovel nearby? The shovel
was in the garage. It's melted. It's not melted,
but you'd not want to go in there. To get the
bits of the head and whatever, throw everything
in there. You can, yeah, you can get it all in
there. It's gross, I'm not going to lie. And
then you drive off. What do you all want to do
next in the cop car? I guess we and we took the
bugs with us. Is that did you? I well, I look
at Robin and you said, yeah, I'm holding the
canister. Was it like vibrating now or something?
Oh, yeah, it's it's freaking out. Well, no, not
after that explosion. They're like moving around
a lot inside. You can seems dangerous as hell,
but also. I don't know if anybody else got it,
but somebody messaged me some randomness GPS
coordinates. Um, I checked my phone. Too much
to hope that it'd be spam, huh? Yeah. Yeah, all
of you got the same message. It's just GPS coordinates.
They're nearby. I mean, it could be an extraction
point. Without any other information? Also, we
didn't actually call for an extraction? True.
Um, well, we could approach this. with a little
bit of stealth, maybe. Don't go directly to the
point, but we can look up what's going on and
see if maybe we can get eyes on the point before
we do anything. Is there a time? Because my phone
has now been cracked through the exploit. No,
there's no time on it. It's just the location.
Okay. My phone is probably garbage by now, so
I'm going to have to use one of my backups eventually.
Yeah, that's my phone. vote is to get eyes on
it. Right. Sneak up to it. That's not necessarily
go for a meeting. Yeah. Also, we probably should
keep this cylinder, though I'm looking at it
very suspiciously. It's the only bit of evidence
we still have after we've. After you did the
scorched earth. Yeah. Sorry about that, by the
way. I didn't realize exactly how big that would
get. I just thought, you know, like if I only
set fire to the garage. But then if I set fire
to the house, it would take too long. And, you
know, creepy simultaneous stalking triplets and
immortal sheriffs and creepy immortal grandmas.
No, it makes sense. Oh, yeah. Definitely can
understand. No worries. Yeah, cool. Maybe a little
too much Children of the Corn. I'm going to say
you don't need to make any roll for this. You
go to near the area. You've got your phones out.
You get close. And you see a, it looks like one
of those four -door pickup trucks. It's a pretty
large pickup truck. It's newish, not brand new,
but probably maybe five years old at most. And
on the back of it is a secured box. that you
automatically know as a they call it a green
box it's not green but it's basically a drop
box or a dead drop if you will yeah yeah it's
basically delta green has sent you a present
of you know uh stuff you might need because you
contacted them and said that everything was kind
of going haywire and so they've sent out a vehicle
and a box full of goodies. Now, here's the question.
As far as you know, you have burnt down everything.
You've burnt up all these people. Do you want
to stay in Taledale and do any more research,
or do you want to leave and go somewhere else?
It's up to you all. Is there anything that you
want to do in town, or do you want to head out?
I feel kind of bad for the coroner. I do feel
bad for Jake, who seems to be the only normal
person. So if we extract Jake... If we extract
Jake, I'm good with leaving. And we can give
these bugs to somebody at the agency who will
know what to do with them. I mean, I would be
very interested in learning more about them in
a controlled laboratory setting where I'm not
about to be jumped by people with very strange
and, you know... I hate to say it, I know that
I shouldn't judge, but terrifying mutations and
where we have to decapitate them in order to
get them to stop trying to kill us. I don't know
if that's a mutation at that point or just a
superpower. I'm not sure. Let Robin cling to
the last vestiges of plausible deniability before
she just starts screening. Okay. So, yeah. Well,
I will say that if that's what you want to do,
Jake has no problem at all looking for another
job somewhere else and totally takes you up on
the offer to leave. The four of you jump in the
truck. You head out with the canister. We're
going to end it here. I think this is a good
place to end. Wait, you're not going to tell
us what was in the box? There's just a bunch
of goodies. So there's a lot of weapons that
you can use, grenades. There is... A sat phone,
actually probably a couple of sat phones to replace
the phones that you guys have kind of burned
through. And other spy craft things like, you
know, binoculars and bugs and all that that wires.
Tell me body armor. Please tell me body armor.
Yes. And there's some body armor in there as
well. But that's the real question, because if
you're going to stay, that's why I asked if you're
going to leave, because if you're going to stay,
all of that stuff becomes useful. If you're leaving,
then. You're leaving, and we'll figure out what
happens next. If they send in a different set
of people to handle this, or if they see if they
kind of watch how things go, and if the sheriff
pops back up on the radar or not, then they might
send someone in. You're not sure how they'll
handle it. So that's the real question. Go ahead,
Saint. Can we do an idea roll? Because I feel
like there's something very specific we missed,
and I don't know. I mean, there's no way. Well,
I won't make you do an idea roll. I'll kind of
go over some of the clues for you, and then you
all can make a decision on whether or not you
want to hightail it out of there or not. So you
know that the cop and the triplets and your guests
and the grandma, all three are connected somehow,
and they live forever. You're not sure if they're
going to come back from being burned or not.
There are two thoughts that come to your mind.
One is the sheriff has always been alive when
the triplets have died. Now he is very much decapitated.
So if all three of them are dead, is that connection
severed? So that's the first thing. There is
a ghoul cult in this city. You do not know how
many citizens are actually ghouls. It's hard
to gauge. If it's a situation where like half
the population is ghouls, then it's going to
be a lot harder to get rid of that infestation
because they're going to have to come in, figure
out who's human and who's not, and extract all
the people who are not. The third point is the
actual tree, which seems to be where the triplets
were found. seems to be some kind of religious
site or sacred site for this cult. So if you
were to stay, I think that the things, the mission
objectives that you would have would be finding
out how many people are actually ghouls, finding
out what the tree's significance is, if it's
just a site or if it has power, or going home,
turning this all over to Delta Green and moving
on to something else. and having them deal with
it. It is your call. I'm still team going back
to where we're not constantly getting shot at.
Okay. Yeah, I am too. I'd like to write up a
report, give the bugs over, keep all the weapons.
And then also because we know that the hospital
is not to be trusted, that we are really like
us and the coroner are the only people we can
trust in this entire town. And I don't think
a couple of grenades and bulletproof vests are
enough for that. Right. It's funny you should
say that after taking out an entire acreage with...
It was an accident. That was an accident. I'm
just saying. It was an accident. Well, I mean,
I really just thought it would, like, kickstart
a fire in the back of the house. I did not grow
up in places that had propane tanks that size.
Yeah. I mean, I just thought it would kind of,
like, Like Kickstarter barbecue. Well, and it's
also the fact that it's probably an ancient propane
tank that wasn't the best. Yes. Well, all right.
Well, if you two are feeling like it's time to
do a report, then I will join your league. But
I will put down for the record that I'm very
curious about that tree. And we have a bit of
a grudge to settle as our first shootout location.
Hey, once the ghoul population has been decimated,
we can come back and examine the tree. Yeah,
I mean, that's not to say you can never come
back, Norman. Of course. Whether or not you want
to come back. Yeah, that's a very pointed you
can come back. I am happy to be back in some
scrubs in a laboratory or operational setting
and dealing with some science. on my own time
and not on, Oh, look, something is attempting
to break down the door time. Awesome. Okay. So
then I'm going to say that you all get Jake and
you drive out of town and you go back to your
respective places to file your reports and get
back to my normal life, your normal jobs for
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