Thanks for watching! Welcome to Agent's Dossier,
a Delta Green actual play series brought to you
by 12 Sided Stories. And now your GM, Wes Otis.
Hello, my name is Wes Otis and this is Agent
Dossier episode number 24. I have some wonderful
players with me. Let's start with Pooja. Hi,
I am Pooja and I'm playing Robin Porter, who
I'm not really down with just, you know, taking
out the people who might have been used as sacrifices
for the last 50 years. Just thinking like maybe
there's another option first. And not just because
every time we get into like a gunfight, someone
almost dies. I'm Norman and I'm trapped in a
bathroom with a psycho, I guess. Hey, I'm Michelle
and I'm playing Yesenia, who now is going to
have to go help save Norman. All right. So let's
start with Yesenia and Robin. You are in the
stairwell and you're walking down the stairs
and you realize that. Norman's not behind you.
Ah, crap. We gotta go look for Norman. Yeah.
Okay, so I go back up and peek out the stairwell.
You don't see anything. Oh, that's bad. Okay,
so I'm gonna start looking around the floor.
Yep, same. All right, so you're looking around
the floor. Meanwhile, Saint, Norman walks in,
the door closes, and you think that... She's
not behind you. And then all of a sudden she
hits you like. in the back and knocks you down
face first to the ground onto the beautiful tile
that they have in this executive bathroom. And
you feel this thunk as you hit. She knocks you
to the ground. You can feel her biting onto your
shoulder up here and trying to rip into your
torso because she has her hands around your stomach.
and is like ripping at your stomach. What the
heck? So I'm face first on the ground? Yeah,
and she's like on top of you, biting into your
neck and trying to rip into your chest. Uh, right.
Okay, so I guess this is unarmed combat now.
Yes, it is. So I'm going to try to roll her over.
Well, let's see. Hold on. She's on my back grabbing
me, and I'm on the floor in my near sinks. Like
it's just like wall sinks, wall toilets or whatever.
Yeah. Okay. So typical bathroom. I'm going to
actually try to get up and slam her back or her
head as into a sink. So. All right. So go ahead
and make yourself a. All right. Unarmed combat.
On our combat. At least our base is 40. That's
pretty generous. I'm hoping. I'm hoping. I got
new dice this time. Ooh, very nice. I got 15.
Woo! All right, so she's going to try to fight
back, which basically means she's taking an action.
This is an opposed roll, so no, you did much
better than she did. So you... Hit her with your
elbow. She flops over. And you want to try to
get... Because you're both prone at this point.
Because you're both on the ground. So you have
to stand up in order to knock her head into anything.
But you did get her off of you. By the way, you
take two points from the flesh that she ripped
out of your shoulder. Oh, God. Okay. When we
were in the hospital, I meant to ask this last
game. Did everyone recover a point? Because everyone
was kind of hurt. Yeah, everyone recovered a
point. You should be a full at this point. So
then my full is 10. So now I'm at eight. Right.
If we're on the floor, I'm going to just try
to like clock her in the face. Okay, so do an
unarmed combat again. Yeah, I just want to knock
her unconscious if possible. Are you getting
on top of her to punch her? Yeah. All right.
So she's going to fight back again. So go ahead.
Oh, God. Okay. 16. Nice. Better die. I changed
them. I changed. I shall change my dice because
I am not happy with that. I missed. Rude. I get
to have fun too. All right. So meanwhile, outside
you are walking down the corridor and you hear
a kerfuffle going on behind one of the doors,
but the door is locked. Unlock it, please. Since
I used stealth to unlock the door last time,
can I do it again? Because I unlocked the office
door using stealth. Yeah, you can give it a try.
Okay. Yes. 29 under my 72. All right, so you
open it, and the door swings open, and Norman
is on top of Erica, just punching her in the
face. Is she unconscious yet? No, you only hit
her once. Oh, damn. Okay. You need to do damage
for your... Oh, yeah, right. That's a D6 for
this one. Okay, what's your strength? My strength?
Oh, I know I did not put points into that. Maybe
I'm just slapping her. It's 10. Your strength
is 10. Okay, so you don't get a bonus for your
strength. Let's see. Yeah, you need the score,
right? Not the times five. Yeah, just the, yeah.
So bare hands is 1d4 minus one. Oh, okay. I actually
did get one of those. Oh, okay. Well, I got four.
So it's three. all right cool so yeah you clock
her and she hisses and her face starts to contort
a bit you can see cracks in her makeup and her
nose like kind of elongates a little bit more
into a snout her teeth start to become out further
and she has blood on her face from where she
bit into you she's gonna try and grab your throat
and pitch you off of her. So do you want to fight
back? Yes. Okay. So make a roll. Okay. God lordy.
Yes. If I do win, do I narrate what I do instead?
Oh my God. I got 18. Yeah. Well, I got an 88,
which is a critical fail. Nice. You need to narrate
what you do. So she tries to grab your throat,
and what do you do? Okay, well, she's whiffing,
apparently. Yes, let her fist, claw, whiff, and
I'm going to, let's see, because I'm on top of
her, I had my thing. I'm going to actually just
do a fucking falcon punch into her eye. which
is probably all sorts of weird shapes. I think
that's one of these. Phoenix or Falcon. My dad
taught me once, and he's not in this room, so
don't judge me, Dad, when you hear this. But
yeah, it's just, it's ambitious. It's like, I'm
trying to blind you because you're murdering
me. So, just... I'm going to say, because she
critically failed, you hit her eye and damage
it. Now, at this point, everybody else can join
in. Let's talk dexterities really quick. Michelle,
what's your dex? My dex is 14. Pooja? Same. And
Saint? Same. All 14s. Okay. Well, that was a
waste of time. I don't have to write that down.
All right. So you all are going at the same time.
So you pick who wants to go first and then...
Yesenia, go for it. All right. So... Do I have
anything on me? Not as far as weapons, but do
I have any even duct tape, any sort of restraint,
anything? Why would you have duct tape? I don't
know, because duct tape comes in handy for multiple
reasons. Well, my my bag is in here and it has
like cables and stuff. I didn't plan for duct
tape, but. Right. Well, I mean, she seems like
she'd probably break out of cables pretty easily.
Yeah. And they're expensive. Is she on the floor?
She is on the floor with the bad eye. She has
been falconed. Finger in her eye. I'm going to
stomp on her throat. Oh, Jesus. Okay. I'm not
playing. Good old throat stomp. This is now a
monster. I got a 13 under my 81. All right. She
is totally going to fight back against that because
that's not nice. She can't see as well. She can't,
but she rolls a 12. You stomp down. She moves
out of the way as you're stomping and you miss.
So you've gone now. It's between Saint and Pujaso.
Robin and Norman, who goes first? Oh, I thought
mine had already happened. You were defending.
That's true. So you do get an attack. Okay. Since
I'm right there, unless you got a super awesome
move, Robin. Okay. Yeah, so, okay. She's rolled
away. Now she's - She's just like a little, enough
to avoid the foot. Still technically prone. Yeah,
still on the ground. God, I wish I had been walking
around with a knife in my hand. Like normal.
You know. Like you do. Like you do on a day -to
-day basis. So, all right, she's there. Borg,
it's there. I'm going to go for her other eye.
All right. I'm eye -jabbing now. This is desperate.
Also, like, I'm trying to get in there. Like,
if I can. You want to get in there. Yeah, I'm
not. You want eye jelly. Yeah. I jelly it is.
Now I'm like, it's probably going to grow back.
Fuck you. I jelly it is. All right, let's go
for it. Sorry to the jelly sensitive. I don't
know what I'm saying. Sorry to those of you who
enjoy 70s cuisine. Okay, I got 21 and I already
forgot what my thing is. I think that's a hit.
Is it? Well, unarmed combat is 40, so that seems
like a good thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm so into
it. I'm like, what? Jesus Christ. Yeah, I know.
So you jab your finger into her eye and you feel
it burst as you go down into her ocular cavity.
And she screams as you pull her eye out, much
like a Kung Fu master. And it's just dangling
on your finger. There you go. I can't wait for
the sound effects on that one. Yeah, my job is
done. Roll a six -sided die for damage. Oh, yes,
okay. Wait, was it four? Because it's unarmed?
I'm giving you a bonus because you jabbed your
finger and scooped out her eye. Thank you. Vicious
bonus. So she is now blind. She cannot see. Yes,
and I got a three. She's still very much alive.
Yeah, I wish I had done more damage. So she's
groping around Robin after seeing this. What
do you want to do? Is there like a metal trash
can in this bathroom? Yes. I would like to bash
her in the face with a metal trash can. That
sounds perfectly reasonable. Go ahead and give
me an, it's still on our, well, it'd be melee,
I think, because you're using a weapon. So do
melee. Well, I got an 11 under my 31. Well, that's
a critical. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Doubles. Doubles.
Yeah. Yeah, that's this game. Oh, oh, yay. Where
am I? Things can work in a positive manner for
once. God, I am rolling for shit today. Okay,
so you take up this metal canister and you slam
it down on her head and you feel the crunch of
her nose flattening into her face bones or her
skull. Bite this, bitch. Maybe a crack of a tooth
or something. And she is knocked out. Finally.
Let me get the fuck out of here. You should probably
clean up that bite and hope that whatever they
are is not contagious. Who has first aid? I do.
Okay. Okay, then. I just move my tattered shirt
down, you know, just be like, here. Yeah, your
butt is all ripped up. You look like you just
got done being the Hulk. God. Just like. Okay,
I'm exhausted right now. Go ahead and give me
a first aid roll. I got a 57 under my 60. Oh,
wow. Apparently I'm better at matching people
with trash cans than I am at first aid. Well,
a lot just happened, so I'll give you that. You
get a point back. Thank you. Oh, my God. Am I
still holding the eyeball? Yeah, unless you got
rid of it. I mean, it's in your inventory. While
she's out, is there anything in a nearby room
that I can find to tie her up? Yeah. Does Norman
have zip ties? I'm sure Norman has zip ties.
I mean, he's part of the NSA. Yeah. I think that's
just standard issue. Yeah, you know, for cable
management. Yes. Yes, cable management. Cable
management. That's why they're the extra thick
zip ties. Yes. The really big ones. I'd like
to just say to the NSA. uh please don't swat
me i'm uh just kidding i think you're great i
i think you're wonderful just keep doing what
you're doing and leave me the fuck alone all
right so and they say we hear you we hear you
you hear someone come back go thank you no just
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least you can do. At least you can do. You're
earning government money. You can afford it.
You've got a contract. Okay, so you zip tie her
up. Where are you going to throw her? Should
we just leave her in this executive bath? No,
because someone's going to come in. You throw
her in a stall. We could take her on the roof.
We're on the third floor. We can't take her down.
I kind of want to throw her off the roof, so.
You can leave her on the roof if you want. Okay.
Okay. So you throw her out on the roof. Are you
going to? We're going to lock the door. Gag her.
Gag her? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if we can do that
on her face now. Muzzle her. Muzzle her. And
you throw her out. Okay. You found the mythical
duct tape. It was in the bathroom utility closet.
There you go. So now she is on the roof. And
you leave her there, you lock the door, and you
go out, clean up the bathroom. Hoping that we
can come back and retrieve her? I don't know.
Or she dies of exposure? I mean, she's a werewolf,
so I seriously doubt that exposure is a problem,
seeing as at least one of them was following
us through a blizzard. That's true. But I'm kind
of like, I realized that I was the person who
was like, maybe we shouldn't kill the triplets.
Now you're kind of second -guessing your morality.
I'm second -guessing my peaceful stance. Oh,
no, I'm fine with killing this bitch. No, she's
talking about the triplets. No, I'm talking about
this bitch. Oh, her, yeah. Like, leaving her
alive is a real problem. It is. It's a major
problem. Not to mention the fact that, like,
getting rid of the cult really just involves
killing them all. And to be clear, Delta Green's
situation has always been find the issue and
get rid of it as opposed to letting it spread.
All right. Well, she's on the roof at this point.
So does who has someone have a stake or like
a wooden stake? Not a mean one. It's not a vampire.
We need silver. So I'm going to throw this out
there real quick because you all keep thinking
because it has a dark face, it's a werewolf.
It is not a werewolf. Look, my character can
jump to whatever fucking conclusions she wants
to. True, true. Your conclusion is wrong. So
you don't need silver is what I'm saying. Okay.
And I'm just thinking like if we have just a
stabbing apparatus, you know, just anything.
A stabbing apparatus, you spend a whole hour.
At this point, we can just... Shoot it. Shoot
it. Yeah. Do you think the hospital here is shooting
something on the roof? Maybe not. Because, wait,
is a helipad up here? Oh, no, it's a small hospital.
I mean, also, like, we're on the roof. The floor
below us is administrative offices. So we're
going through two floors of... And it's not like
we're... It's one gunshot. Most people don't
actually know what a gunshot sounds like. This
is true. And it's actually not... Sometimes not
as loud as you would imagine. Yeah. Like, on
TV... That's like five gunshots, you know, stacked
up on top of each other to make it sound way
more impressive. Unless it's a big ass gun. I
mean, it's not like we're carrying 45s. Yeah,
if you're doing like a 35 or even a pistol, a
22. I'm just looking at her. Is she moving yet
or is she okay? Not yet. Yeah, okay. She's breathing
though. To be honest, sure. Let's just... Shoot
her. I know that there's a 50 % chance this is
not going to be enough because we have no idea
what she is. But, yeah. From the utility closet
where we got the duct tape, I'm going to grab
a mop. I don't know if I like where this is going.
Sounds like some prison shit. All right, so you
grab a mop. I break the handle. All right. And
I'm going to stake her through the head. She's
already got an open eyeball cavity. Yeah. Okay,
so I'm going to say for all of you, you know,
and I should have done this earlier, but I won't
retcon this, but the violence thing is definitely
very high in all of this. So I think that this
is definitely an incident of violence. So I think
all of you should clip off the first box on your
character sheet for violence. Oh, yeah, right.
This is pretty violent. You kill her. You shove
this piece of wood through her skull, jerks for
a minute, and then is gone. Now what? What's
her corpse looking like now? Did it revert? Is
it the same? What's it doing? Well, it's hard
to tell because you broke her face and then shoved
a big wooden spike through it. So... Yeah, but
she had claws. The claws are still there. All
right. All right. She was looking like crackly,
right? Like she was... Yeah, her skin and stuff.
Her skin was... So all that's still the same.
All right. I am not sure, but she seems... I
mean, to be certain, me kid and I just look at
her neck. I'm like, remove the head. That's all
on you. Oof. I know we just did a violence checkmark.
Well, you wouldn't automatically get another
one. I just gave you guys one because you had
a fight. And then you... We had a fight, and
then we did a murder, it feels like. You literally
poked someone's eye out, so I think a violence
check was called for. This would be a roll to
see if you lost your sanity, but if you want
to take her head off, you can. Yeah. Would we
know any lore about ghouls that would tell us
what kills one? Give me occult rolls. Okay, yeah.
Ooh, my occult is very low. Oh, shoot. Oh, mine's
at 30, so maybe. Maybe. Give me a nice little...
No, I did not make my call. Give me a little
roll. Make sure you make a checkmark. I'm still
rolling. I'm hoping. I'm still whispering. I
got an eight. Oh, wow. Look at you, fancy pants.
You got a whisper to the dice. Sane has been
doing really well. Yeah, I'm really concerned
about next game. Yeah. Providence Decade is going
to be just a nightmare. With Jenkins. No. So
you know that they live a long time. You're not
sure if they're immortal or not, but you're getting
the case that they might live for a couple hundred
years. It might take her a long time to heal.
She's probably dead dead because they do take
damage. So if they take enough damage, they die.
Okay. Well then. I will not remove a skull today.
Okay. So you guys are just going to leave her
up on the roof? It would be ideal to, I guess,
fully cover her in all the snow that is still
up on the roof until we can burn the body. We
need to find some kind of burning place. This
town is not necessarily large enough or diverse
enough to have a crematorium. Yeah. We could
make a ruck, ruck? We could make a ruck roll
on it. Ruck roll, Robbie. Ruck roll, Robbie.
We could make a luck roll on it. Why don't you
roll that for us, Pooja? See whether or not 50
% are below, and they do. 51, so no, they do
not. Oh. Dude. But someone's house might have
a big enough furnace. This is an old school furnace.
The hospital probably has an old school furnace.
Of course, that's how you get Freddy Krueger.
I'm just pointing that out. Oh, no. She's even
got claws like him. Well, yeah, maybe we put
her on ice. Literally, literally. And figure
out if we can. I want to leave this freaking
hospital. Yes. We've been here for so long. All
right, so you hide her in the snowdrift up on
top of the roof and you leave. Where are you
going? Okay, so we know that the dog people now,
we know that they are the DeMontes. Yes. I refuse
to dignify their name with a French pronunciation.
DeMonte. No. Grey Poupon. They lost that right
when they moved to the Midwest, really. And his
group of immortals. Erica's diary said that they
were a different set of weird occult things.
So at least we know that the sheriff didn't follow
us back from the woods. We took care of the other
sheriff's guys, so would now be a time to attempt
to sneak back to the station? Yeah. What time
of day is it? It was morning. Because I think,
honestly, we might... want to know exactly how
many people we're dealing with and i'm thinking
maybe looking at some sort of town records even
a phone book if they have one up here phone book
they still exist no but looking at town records
like to see how many de montes or montes or whatever
are in the town or i can also get that palm the
palm pilot that's true now she's Dead? We can
just take this shit. Also, I've got that container
full of bugs. Yeah, that's a big one. How's that
doing? Still pushing up at the top, trying to
break through the seal. Creepy. Yeah, why don't
we just take the things? I will say that it's
easy enough for you all to figure out that she's
the only Monty in this city that is on record.
Ah. Whoa. So that was her following us. Not necessarily,
because we killed one of them on the way out
from the morgue. Yep. Was it... So you don't
know who this mystery one that you killed is.
There's no other... At least there's no one with,
like, an obvious last name that links. Right.
Okay. And we know for sure that one didn't resurrect,
right? Let me hold it onto this until I know
for sure. You have this information. It basically
comes down to, do you want to go back to the
morgue? Do you want to go to the police station?
Where do you want to go? Wait, so I've forgotten
it's been three days. So I don't want to go to
the police station. Can we strike that from the
record? Because the sheriff has definitely gotten
back from the woods in the intervening three
days, I'm assuming. And are we sure we killed
those other cops? Or are they going to resurrect?
Right, because we don't know what they're doing.
But we should find out if the Wright brothers
have resurrected. Yeah. Let's see, do they have,
since we now have access to so many records,
do we know where the Wright brothers live? Let's
just check their house. Yeah, you do. They live
in a house just outside of town. They have a
farm out there, like a little farm. I'd be interested
if the police station, because I understand that's
risky, that's not on the table. Perhaps we see,
start at the obvious place, be like, any triplets?
Walking? Dead? Or also if they're just clues
at their residence, then, like, I don't think
the constantly dying and coming back to life
would leave nothing. Yeah. Right. All right.
That sounds pretty good. How do you feel, Yesenia?
Yep. I say we go to the farm, but we don't buy
it. You head over to the farm. Ten points of
damage, Michelle. And... You drive up and there's
a car already in the driveway. Are you just going
to walk up the front door and knock or are you
going to try to sneak in? Does the car look like
it's been driven or is it covered in dirt, spider
webs? Has it just been sitting there? No, it
looks like it's been driven. It's been parked
here for a day at least because there's not a
lot of snow on it, but there's snow on it. How
about we just look inside if we can before trying
to sneak in? Okay. And yeah, you look in and
there seems to be this really oddly old, like
1960s decor everywhere with like doilies. It
looks like a really old person's residence from
like the 60s. So, you know, weird pictures up
on the wall, wood paneling, dark. And you think
you see something moving inside. Where are the
bugs, by the way? Are they in the car or are
you holding them? I wouldn't be, like, just holding
the container. Just making sure. I probably would
have packed it, like, wrapped it up in stuff
and packed it into a backpack. Because I don't
want to just leave it laying around. We don't
have a safe space. Okay. So you pack it up and
put it in the trunk? Yeah. Okay. No problem.
I'm also very wary of the idea of like carrying
it around and it breaking and me getting like
burrowing skin bugs. Because as I've learned,
Robin apparently has a problem with bugs. Just
now I have learned this. Can I get stealth rolls
from everybody? All right. This is usually how
I'm able to force a combat because one of you
always misses. Well, I still don't. And that
would be me. Uh -oh. 77 over my 72. Wow. Oh,
that is a critical failure. That is a critical
failure. Oh, no. Well, I didn't fail. But I just
got a 30 under my 31. It tried to fail. So all
of you are looking in different windows. Yesenia,
you're sitting in front of your window kind of
looking. You see something move. And then all
of a sudden, the window just opens up. And this
old lady probably. In her 80s, she's got a perm,
white hair, really big. She almost looks like,
you know, from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Muriel.
She almost looks like Muriel, that kind of look.
And she goes, well, sweetie, why are you out
in the cold like this? What are you doing? I
was just seeing if anyone was home. Well, I am,
but the door is the place where we should be
knocking. Why don't you come on in and have some
cocoa or something? It's awfully cold out there.
Sure. Thank you. Do we hear her? Yeah, you hear
all of that. The window shuts and you hear the
front door open. Now come on in. You know...
I don't know how to play off that I'm also here,
is what Norman is thinking. That is also what
Robin is thinking. So perhaps we don't go in.
So you just want to let Yesenia go in? Well,
actually, I think that, like, if we... Hey, Yesenia,
is anybody there? Do they need... Did they need
any help? Oh, you have a friend with you. Oh,
that's nice. I just wanted to... I was wondering,
are you Mrs. Wright? Well, I sure am one of them.
My daughter is Mrs. Wright as well. Oh, okay.
Okay. Why don't you come in out of the cold?
No, come on in out of the cold. No, my daughter.
My daughter. You mean your daughter -in -law?
Has our same family. Come in out of the cold.
Okay. Is your friend coming? Yes, ma 'am. Yeah,
I'll come around and just be like, oh, I'm glad
that someone was home. What are y 'all doing
out here? I'm just going to silently also go
over. Are you sure, Norman, or do you want to
stay? You're out of this right now. You don't
have to go in. My one question is that is it
actually so cold that I'll die if I'm outside
like for too long? How cold is it? It's pretty
cold, but you have the car if you need to escape
into the car. It's not blizzard anymore. It's
probably like negative two or something. So it's
cold, but you have winter clothes on. Right.
Okay. Yeah, because I was thinking if I would
die staying outside or something, then I would
go in. So then no. That's such a California question.
Ah, shush. I don't know. Also a Louisiana question.
A blizzard just finished. Yeah. What? And also
some Californians live in the mountain. But I
do not. Some dwarves live in the mountains and
the elves in the forest. You know, We got a little
lost. Oh, well, that makes sense. And you smell
the smell of blueberry pie rolling out, and it
smells really good. So, Saint, I need to know,
are you staying out or are you going in? I'm
staying out. I'm staying out, yeah. I'm going
to, like, yeah, just be around to see if a freaking
group of people freaking show up to murder us.
Sure, no problem. Yeah, as that has happened.
It has. Multiple times. Multiple times, yes.
so the two of you go in and like i said you couldn't
really see outside as well but when you come
in there's an old tv that looks like it's from
the 60s all the walls have all these pictures
of people from the same era maybe the 50s at
most and you see several pictures of the triplets
throughout time throughout the last you know,
40, 50 years, each in whatever clothing is relevant
to the outside world. But the grandmother that's
staying next to you, her picture is the same.
And she goes, what can I do for you? Why don't
you come in here? And she pours you both this
cup of coffee and puts down pie in front of you.
I'm definitely not going to eat or drink anything.
I'll pretend, but I am not going to actually
do it. All right. You know, the trick where you
cut it up and move it around the plate so it
looks like you ate something. Okay. I go, well,
thank you so much, ma 'am, for your hospitality.
You know, we're strangers here in this town.
We've only been here a few days, but we've had
some interesting encounters. Interesting how?
Well, I don't... Do you have a lot of trouble
with wolves out here? Not particularly. I mean,
every once in a while. We'll get a wolf? I don't
know. Maybe it was just the cold or the blizzard.
But Yessie and I definitely saw what must have
been the biggest wolf I had ever seen in my whole
life. Well, that's downright frightening. So
when we tried to make it back to town, we got
a little turned around. Everything looks so different
with all the snow. Yeah, that can happen. It's
the whiteouts. It's hard to see anything that's
going on because there's so much snow. Oh, by
the way, right then the sheriff drives up and
parks next to your car. And Norman, you see that.
She goes, well, so how did you get to here, though?
Did you just lose your way? Yeah, we did. If
you'd be kindly enough to point us back to town.
Oh, well, that's simple. You just take a left
out of the driveway and... Drive about 10 minutes,
and you'll be there. And outside, the sheriff
gets out of the car with the three Wright brothers,
and they start walking up towards the front door.
What do you want to do, Norm? Okay, I was like,
you kept talking. Can I do things? Yes, yes,
of course. So, yeah, as soon as I see them, I'm
like, and I want to, I mean, our cell phones
are working, or is the signal garbage? Let's
make a luck check. Roll a 50 -50 for me. Because
that's an easy. text a rooney like easy wow get
the fuck out bro i got a two wow love you i love
you right now you both get a text all of a sudden
just says sheriff here with right brothers at
door You look down at your phones. Also, what
are the bugs doing? They're in the back of the
truck, so you don't know. So I can't even sense
them? You can't sense them. So, with getting
lost and everything, do you mind if we freshen
up a little bit before heading on our way? I
know it's a great inconvenience, but... Sure,
there's a bathroom right over there, and there's
one at the top of the stairs if you both want
to use the restrooms. Okay, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, and... We both start heading
towards the same bathroom. That's when you hear
the knock on the door as you enter the bathroom.
GTFO out the back door or out the bathroom window
or whatever. All right. By our powers combined,
we can avoid a little old lady. There's definitely
something off. Why'd she have pie ready? Because
her immortal grandchildren are coming home. I'm
coming back. Okay, let's make a survival roll.
Rude. I always love pooches rude. Rude. Oh, mother.
I got a 19, but my survival's only a 10. No.
No, my survival's a 50, but I rolled a 60. Oh,
my God. Oh, guys. This is why I stayed in the
car. Checkmark. And that's where we're going
to end this particular episode. Of course we
are. Thank you all so much for playing. I appreciate
it. This has been a lot of fun. I'm having a
lot of fun with this particular investigation.
I know we were supposed to only do a couple.
But with the shorter format, it's difficult to
get everything through, but it's still a lot
of fun. So we will pick up next time with them
fucking up their survival role and whether or
not they live. Where can we find all you wonderful
people? Let's start with Michelle. Hey, you can
find me on Twitter at Mishulu. That's M -I -C
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You can find Salvador on Twitter at... LA Daisy
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villain kind of cat too. Yeah. He's got those
giant ears and I like. And I am Wes Otis. You
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out whether or not they all die. Thank you and
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