WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:23.559 Thanks for watching! Welcome to Agent's Dossier, 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:26.600 a Delta Green actual play series brought to you 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:30.620 by 12 Sided Stories. And now your GM, Wes Otis. 00:00:48.299 --> 00:00:50.880 Hello, my name is Wes Otis and this is Agent 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:54.939 Dossier episode number 24. I have some wonderful 00:00:54.939 --> 00:00:58.259 players with me. Let's start with Pooja. Hi, 00:00:58.420 --> 00:01:02.579 I am Pooja and I'm playing Robin Porter, who 00:01:02.579 --> 00:01:06.560 I'm not really down with just, you know, taking 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:10.599 out the people who might have been used as sacrifices 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:13.340 for the last 50 years. Just thinking like maybe 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:15.859 there's another option first. And not just because 00:01:15.859 --> 00:01:18.099 every time we get into like a gunfight, someone 00:01:18.099 --> 00:01:22.920 almost dies. I'm Norman and I'm trapped in a 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:26.760 bathroom with a psycho, I guess. Hey, I'm Michelle 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:30.200 and I'm playing Yesenia, who now is going to 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:34.859 have to go help save Norman. All right. So let's 00:01:34.859 --> 00:01:39.620 start with Yesenia and Robin. You are in the 00:01:39.620 --> 00:01:42.659 stairwell and you're walking down the stairs 00:01:42.659 --> 00:01:46.060 and you realize that. Norman's not behind you. 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:49.879 Ah, crap. We gotta go look for Norman. Yeah. 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:53.599 Okay, so I go back up and peek out the stairwell. 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:57.260 You don't see anything. Oh, that's bad. Okay, 00:01:57.340 --> 00:02:00.459 so I'm gonna start looking around the floor. 00:02:00.859 --> 00:02:03.219 Yep, same. All right, so you're looking around 00:02:03.219 --> 00:02:06.840 the floor. Meanwhile, Saint, Norman walks in, 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:10.530 the door closes, and you think that... She's 00:02:10.530 --> 00:02:13.430 not behind you. And then all of a sudden she 00:02:13.430 --> 00:02:17.740 hits you like. in the back and knocks you down 00:02:17.740 --> 00:02:22.039 face first to the ground onto the beautiful tile 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:25.539 that they have in this executive bathroom. And 00:02:25.539 --> 00:02:29.680 you feel this thunk as you hit. She knocks you 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:34.099 to the ground. You can feel her biting onto your 00:02:34.099 --> 00:02:39.439 shoulder up here and trying to rip into your 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:43.699 torso because she has her hands around your stomach. 00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:47.319 and is like ripping at your stomach. What the 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:49.919 heck? So I'm face first on the ground? Yeah, 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:52.860 and she's like on top of you, biting into your 00:02:52.860 --> 00:02:57.360 neck and trying to rip into your chest. Uh, right. 00:02:57.539 --> 00:02:59.979 Okay, so I guess this is unarmed combat now. 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:04.740 Yes, it is. So I'm going to try to roll her over. 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:07.960 Well, let's see. Hold on. She's on my back grabbing 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:11.770 me, and I'm on the floor in my near sinks. Like 00:03:11.770 --> 00:03:14.590 it's just like wall sinks, wall toilets or whatever. 00:03:14.669 --> 00:03:18.250 Yeah. Okay. So typical bathroom. I'm going to 00:03:18.250 --> 00:03:22.889 actually try to get up and slam her back or her 00:03:22.889 --> 00:03:28.090 head as into a sink. So. All right. So go ahead 00:03:28.090 --> 00:03:32.370 and make yourself a. All right. Unarmed combat. 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:36.740 On our combat. At least our base is 40. That's 00:03:36.740 --> 00:03:40.020 pretty generous. I'm hoping. I'm hoping. I got 00:03:40.020 --> 00:03:44.000 new dice this time. Ooh, very nice. I got 15. 00:03:44.539 --> 00:03:48.080 Woo! All right, so she's going to try to fight 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:54.759 back, which basically means she's taking an action. 00:03:55.180 --> 00:03:59.500 This is an opposed roll, so no, you did much 00:03:59.500 --> 00:04:03.520 better than she did. So you... Hit her with your 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:08.439 elbow. She flops over. And you want to try to 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:10.500 get... Because you're both prone at this point. 00:04:10.580 --> 00:04:12.960 Because you're both on the ground. So you have 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:16.379 to stand up in order to knock her head into anything. 00:04:16.660 --> 00:04:19.519 But you did get her off of you. By the way, you 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:24.459 take two points from the flesh that she ripped 00:04:24.459 --> 00:04:28.079 out of your shoulder. Oh, God. Okay. When we 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:30.180 were in the hospital, I meant to ask this last 00:04:30.180 --> 00:04:34.240 game. Did everyone recover a point? Because everyone 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:37.319 was kind of hurt. Yeah, everyone recovered a 00:04:37.319 --> 00:04:39.800 point. You should be a full at this point. So 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:42.980 then my full is 10. So now I'm at eight. Right. 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:46.300 If we're on the floor, I'm going to just try 00:04:46.300 --> 00:04:49.079 to like clock her in the face. Okay, so do an 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:52.620 unarmed combat again. Yeah, I just want to knock 00:04:52.620 --> 00:04:55.800 her unconscious if possible. Are you getting 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.560 on top of her to punch her? Yeah. All right. 00:04:58.620 --> 00:05:00.839 So she's going to fight back again. So go ahead. 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:07.819 Oh, God. Okay. 16. Nice. Better die. I changed 00:05:07.819 --> 00:05:10.220 them. I changed. I shall change my dice because 00:05:10.220 --> 00:05:17.160 I am not happy with that. I missed. Rude. I get 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:21.639 to have fun too. All right. So meanwhile, outside 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:25.319 you are walking down the corridor and you hear 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:30.079 a kerfuffle going on behind one of the doors, 00:05:30.139 --> 00:05:34.420 but the door is locked. Unlock it, please. Since 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:37.439 I used stealth to unlock the door last time, 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:39.600 can I do it again? Because I unlocked the office 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:42.040 door using stealth. Yeah, you can give it a try. 00:05:42.300 --> 00:05:46.670 Okay. Yes. 29 under my 72. All right, so you 00:05:46.670 --> 00:05:50.629 open it, and the door swings open, and Norman 00:05:50.629 --> 00:05:54.089 is on top of Erica, just punching her in the 00:05:54.089 --> 00:06:01.769 face. Is she unconscious yet? No, you only hit 00:06:01.769 --> 00:06:05.769 her once. Oh, damn. Okay. You need to do damage 00:06:05.769 --> 00:06:09.410 for your... Oh, yeah, right. That's a D6 for 00:06:09.410 --> 00:06:12.269 this one. Okay, what's your strength? My strength? 00:06:12.269 --> 00:06:14.990 Oh, I know I did not put points into that. Maybe 00:06:14.990 --> 00:06:17.290 I'm just slapping her. It's 10. Your strength 00:06:17.290 --> 00:06:19.350 is 10. Okay, so you don't get a bonus for your 00:06:19.350 --> 00:06:21.829 strength. Let's see. Yeah, you need the score, 00:06:21.949 --> 00:06:24.709 right? Not the times five. Yeah, just the, yeah. 00:06:24.810 --> 00:06:30.389 So bare hands is 1d4 minus one. Oh, okay. I actually 00:06:30.389 --> 00:06:35.449 did get one of those. Oh, okay. Well, I got four. 00:06:35.730 --> 00:06:39.009 So it's three. all right cool so yeah you clock 00:06:39.009 --> 00:06:44.149 her and she hisses and her face starts to contort 00:06:44.149 --> 00:06:48.470 a bit you can see cracks in her makeup and her 00:06:48.470 --> 00:06:51.990 nose like kind of elongates a little bit more 00:06:51.990 --> 00:06:57.290 into a snout her teeth start to become out further 00:06:57.290 --> 00:07:01.750 and she has blood on her face from where she 00:07:01.750 --> 00:07:07.699 bit into you she's gonna try and grab your throat 00:07:07.699 --> 00:07:11.079 and pitch you off of her. So do you want to fight 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:18.779 back? Yes. Okay. So make a roll. Okay. God lordy. 00:07:18.779 --> 00:07:23.420 Yes. If I do win, do I narrate what I do instead? 00:07:23.620 --> 00:07:27.459 Oh my God. I got 18. Yeah. Well, I got an 88, 00:07:27.459 --> 00:07:31.339 which is a critical fail. Nice. You need to narrate 00:07:31.339 --> 00:07:34.120 what you do. So she tries to grab your throat, 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:36.819 and what do you do? Okay, well, she's whiffing, 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:41.720 apparently. Yes, let her fist, claw, whiff, and 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:44.579 I'm going to, let's see, because I'm on top of 00:07:44.579 --> 00:07:46.680 her, I had my thing. I'm going to actually just 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:51.779 do a fucking falcon punch into her eye. which 00:07:51.779 --> 00:07:54.459 is probably all sorts of weird shapes. I think 00:07:54.459 --> 00:07:57.199 that's one of these. Phoenix or Falcon. My dad 00:07:57.199 --> 00:07:59.500 taught me once, and he's not in this room, so 00:07:59.500 --> 00:08:01.980 don't judge me, Dad, when you hear this. But 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:05.060 yeah, it's just, it's ambitious. It's like, I'm 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:06.899 trying to blind you because you're murdering 00:08:06.899 --> 00:08:09.860 me. So, just... I'm going to say, because she 00:08:09.860 --> 00:08:14.160 critically failed, you hit her eye and damage 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:16.839 it. Now, at this point, everybody else can join 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:21.449 in. Let's talk dexterities really quick. Michelle, 00:08:21.529 --> 00:08:26.370 what's your dex? My dex is 14. Pooja? Same. And 00:08:26.370 --> 00:08:31.050 Saint? Same. All 14s. Okay. Well, that was a 00:08:31.050 --> 00:08:34.169 waste of time. I don't have to write that down. 00:08:34.649 --> 00:08:37.970 All right. So you all are going at the same time. 00:08:38.070 --> 00:08:40.610 So you pick who wants to go first and then... 00:08:40.610 --> 00:08:45.230 Yesenia, go for it. All right. So... Do I have 00:08:45.230 --> 00:08:48.590 anything on me? Not as far as weapons, but do 00:08:48.590 --> 00:08:51.870 I have any even duct tape, any sort of restraint, 00:08:52.049 --> 00:08:54.090 anything? Why would you have duct tape? I don't 00:08:54.090 --> 00:08:56.690 know, because duct tape comes in handy for multiple 00:08:56.690 --> 00:09:00.889 reasons. Well, my my bag is in here and it has 00:09:00.889 --> 00:09:03.629 like cables and stuff. I didn't plan for duct 00:09:03.629 --> 00:09:07.210 tape, but. Right. Well, I mean, she seems like 00:09:07.210 --> 00:09:09.649 she'd probably break out of cables pretty easily. 00:09:09.750 --> 00:09:12.830 Yeah. And they're expensive. Is she on the floor? 00:09:13.110 --> 00:09:17.210 She is on the floor with the bad eye. She has 00:09:17.210 --> 00:09:20.409 been falconed. Finger in her eye. I'm going to 00:09:20.409 --> 00:09:26.250 stomp on her throat. Oh, Jesus. Okay. I'm not 00:09:26.250 --> 00:09:30.090 playing. Good old throat stomp. This is now a 00:09:30.090 --> 00:09:35.590 monster. I got a 13 under my 81. All right. She 00:09:35.590 --> 00:09:38.210 is totally going to fight back against that because 00:09:38.210 --> 00:09:43.090 that's not nice. She can't see as well. She can't, 00:09:43.090 --> 00:09:48.090 but she rolls a 12. You stomp down. She moves 00:09:48.090 --> 00:09:51.330 out of the way as you're stomping and you miss. 00:09:51.470 --> 00:09:57.049 So you've gone now. It's between Saint and Pujaso. 00:09:57.450 --> 00:10:00.990 Robin and Norman, who goes first? Oh, I thought 00:10:00.990 --> 00:10:04.389 mine had already happened. You were defending. 00:10:04.850 --> 00:10:09.129 That's true. So you do get an attack. Okay. Since 00:10:09.129 --> 00:10:11.610 I'm right there, unless you got a super awesome 00:10:11.610 --> 00:10:15.169 move, Robin. Okay. Yeah, so, okay. She's rolled 00:10:15.169 --> 00:10:18.870 away. Now she's - She's just like a little, enough 00:10:18.870 --> 00:10:22.470 to avoid the foot. Still technically prone. Yeah, 00:10:22.509 --> 00:10:26.090 still on the ground. God, I wish I had been walking 00:10:26.090 --> 00:10:29.169 around with a knife in my hand. Like normal. 00:10:30.909 --> 00:10:35.990 You know. Like you do. Like you do on a day -to 00:10:35.990 --> 00:10:40.730 -day basis. So, all right, she's there. Borg, 00:10:40.730 --> 00:10:43.490 it's there. I'm going to go for her other eye. 00:10:43.870 --> 00:10:47.750 All right. I'm eye -jabbing now. This is desperate. 00:10:48.490 --> 00:10:50.789 Also, like, I'm trying to get in there. Like, 00:10:50.789 --> 00:10:53.789 if I can. You want to get in there. Yeah, I'm 00:10:53.789 --> 00:10:56.879 not. You want eye jelly. Yeah. I jelly it is. 00:10:56.879 --> 00:10:58.740 Now I'm like, it's probably going to grow back. 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:01.600 Fuck you. I jelly it is. All right, let's go 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:09.179 for it. Sorry to the jelly sensitive. I don't 00:11:09.179 --> 00:11:12.580 know what I'm saying. Sorry to those of you who 00:11:12.580 --> 00:11:16.879 enjoy 70s cuisine. Okay, I got 21 and I already 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:19.120 forgot what my thing is. I think that's a hit. 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:23.039 Is it? Well, unarmed combat is 40, so that seems 00:11:23.039 --> 00:11:26.259 like a good thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm so into 00:11:26.259 --> 00:11:29.480 it. I'm like, what? Jesus Christ. Yeah, I know. 00:11:29.940 --> 00:11:33.220 So you jab your finger into her eye and you feel 00:11:33.220 --> 00:11:36.960 it burst as you go down into her ocular cavity. 00:11:37.259 --> 00:11:43.039 And she screams as you pull her eye out, much 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:46.700 like a Kung Fu master. And it's just dangling 00:11:46.700 --> 00:11:50.259 on your finger. There you go. I can't wait for 00:11:50.259 --> 00:11:52.720 the sound effects on that one. Yeah, my job is 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:58.860 done. Roll a six -sided die for damage. Oh, yes, 00:11:58.940 --> 00:12:01.720 okay. Wait, was it four? Because it's unarmed? 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:04.179 I'm giving you a bonus because you jabbed your 00:12:04.179 --> 00:12:07.879 finger and scooped out her eye. Thank you. Vicious 00:12:07.879 --> 00:12:12.740 bonus. So she is now blind. She cannot see. Yes, 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:15.820 and I got a three. She's still very much alive. 00:12:16.139 --> 00:12:18.659 Yeah, I wish I had done more damage. So she's 00:12:18.659 --> 00:12:24.169 groping around Robin after seeing this. What 00:12:24.169 --> 00:12:27.370 do you want to do? Is there like a metal trash 00:12:27.370 --> 00:12:31.049 can in this bathroom? Yes. I would like to bash 00:12:31.049 --> 00:12:32.710 her in the face with a metal trash can. That 00:12:32.710 --> 00:12:35.389 sounds perfectly reasonable. Go ahead and give 00:12:35.389 --> 00:12:37.669 me an, it's still on our, well, it'd be melee, 00:12:37.769 --> 00:12:40.850 I think, because you're using a weapon. So do 00:12:40.850 --> 00:12:45.129 melee. Well, I got an 11 under my 31. Well, that's 00:12:45.129 --> 00:12:48.169 a critical. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Doubles. Doubles. 00:12:48.169 --> 00:12:51.909 Yeah. Yeah, that's this game. Oh, oh, yay. Where 00:12:51.909 --> 00:12:55.350 am I? Things can work in a positive manner for 00:12:55.350 --> 00:12:58.990 once. God, I am rolling for shit today. Okay, 00:12:58.990 --> 00:13:04.190 so you take up this metal canister and you slam 00:13:04.190 --> 00:13:07.590 it down on her head and you feel the crunch of 00:13:07.590 --> 00:13:11.830 her nose flattening into her face bones or her 00:13:11.830 --> 00:13:18.549 skull. Bite this, bitch. Maybe a crack of a tooth 00:13:18.549 --> 00:13:23.190 or something. And she is knocked out. Finally. 00:13:23.610 --> 00:13:26.429 Let me get the fuck out of here. You should probably 00:13:26.429 --> 00:13:29.710 clean up that bite and hope that whatever they 00:13:29.710 --> 00:13:33.289 are is not contagious. Who has first aid? I do. 00:13:33.990 --> 00:13:38.250 Okay. Okay, then. I just move my tattered shirt 00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:41.269 down, you know, just be like, here. Yeah, your 00:13:41.269 --> 00:13:43.570 butt is all ripped up. You look like you just 00:13:43.570 --> 00:13:46.789 got done being the Hulk. God. Just like. Okay, 00:13:46.870 --> 00:13:52.029 I'm exhausted right now. Go ahead and give me 00:13:52.029 --> 00:13:58.009 a first aid roll. I got a 57 under my 60. Oh, 00:13:58.009 --> 00:14:00.769 wow. Apparently I'm better at matching people 00:14:00.769 --> 00:14:03.750 with trash cans than I am at first aid. Well, 00:14:03.769 --> 00:14:05.990 a lot just happened, so I'll give you that. You 00:14:05.990 --> 00:14:10.210 get a point back. Thank you. Oh, my God. Am I 00:14:10.210 --> 00:14:13.210 still holding the eyeball? Yeah, unless you got 00:14:13.210 --> 00:14:17.070 rid of it. I mean, it's in your inventory. While 00:14:17.070 --> 00:14:20.190 she's out, is there anything in a nearby room 00:14:20.190 --> 00:14:23.830 that I can find to tie her up? Yeah. Does Norman 00:14:23.830 --> 00:14:26.690 have zip ties? I'm sure Norman has zip ties. 00:14:26.830 --> 00:14:29.649 I mean, he's part of the NSA. Yeah. I think that's 00:14:29.649 --> 00:14:32.309 just standard issue. Yeah, you know, for cable 00:14:32.309 --> 00:14:36.090 management. Yes. Yes, cable management. Cable 00:14:36.090 --> 00:14:37.950 management. That's why they're the extra thick 00:14:37.950 --> 00:14:41.309 zip ties. Yes. The really big ones. I'd like 00:14:41.309 --> 00:14:44.320 to just say to the NSA. uh please don't swat 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:47.940 me i'm uh just kidding i think you're great i 00:14:47.940 --> 00:14:50.039 i think you're wonderful just keep doing what 00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:52.179 you're doing and leave me the fuck alone all 00:14:52.179 --> 00:14:56.179 right so and they say we hear you we hear you 00:14:56.179 --> 00:14:59.100 you hear someone come back go thank you no just 00:14:59.100 --> 00:15:07.730 soon goes recording stopped look look at us Just 00:15:07.730 --> 00:15:12.090 take a coffee break. You deserve it. Support 00:15:12.090 --> 00:15:15.009 us on Patreon or Ko -fi. Oh, yeah, please. At 00:15:15.009 --> 00:15:17.450 least you can do. At least you can do. You're 00:15:17.450 --> 00:15:19.110 earning government money. You can afford it. 00:15:19.210 --> 00:15:22.269 You've got a contract. Okay, so you zip tie her 00:15:22.269 --> 00:15:25.830 up. Where are you going to throw her? Should 00:15:25.830 --> 00:15:28.909 we just leave her in this executive bath? No, 00:15:28.950 --> 00:15:32.350 because someone's going to come in. You throw 00:15:32.350 --> 00:15:36.200 her in a stall. We could take her on the roof. 00:15:36.340 --> 00:15:38.759 We're on the third floor. We can't take her down. 00:15:39.100 --> 00:15:41.120 I kind of want to throw her off the roof, so. 00:15:41.460 --> 00:15:44.340 You can leave her on the roof if you want. Okay. 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:47.179 Okay. So you throw her out on the roof. Are you 00:15:47.179 --> 00:15:49.600 going to? We're going to lock the door. Gag her. 00:15:49.779 --> 00:15:52.460 Gag her? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if we can do that 00:15:52.460 --> 00:15:57.159 on her face now. Muzzle her. Muzzle her. And 00:15:57.159 --> 00:16:01.500 you throw her out. Okay. You found the mythical 00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:03.700 duct tape. It was in the bathroom utility closet. 00:16:04.350 --> 00:16:08.399 There you go. So now she is on the roof. And 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:10.820 you leave her there, you lock the door, and you 00:16:10.820 --> 00:16:14.860 go out, clean up the bathroom. Hoping that we 00:16:14.860 --> 00:16:17.899 can come back and retrieve her? I don't know. 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:22.700 Or she dies of exposure? I mean, she's a werewolf, 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:25.500 so I seriously doubt that exposure is a problem, 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:28.000 seeing as at least one of them was following 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:30.879 us through a blizzard. That's true. But I'm kind 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:33.059 of like, I realized that I was the person who 00:16:33.059 --> 00:16:34.899 was like, maybe we shouldn't kill the triplets. 00:16:35.610 --> 00:16:38.870 Now you're kind of second -guessing your morality. 00:16:39.509 --> 00:16:43.230 I'm second -guessing my peaceful stance. Oh, 00:16:43.230 --> 00:16:46.230 no, I'm fine with killing this bitch. No, she's 00:16:46.230 --> 00:16:48.429 talking about the triplets. No, I'm talking about 00:16:48.429 --> 00:16:51.950 this bitch. Oh, her, yeah. Like, leaving her 00:16:51.950 --> 00:16:55.090 alive is a real problem. It is. It's a major 00:16:55.090 --> 00:16:57.090 problem. Not to mention the fact that, like, 00:16:57.090 --> 00:16:59.629 getting rid of the cult really just involves 00:16:59.629 --> 00:17:03.419 killing them all. And to be clear, Delta Green's 00:17:03.419 --> 00:17:07.460 situation has always been find the issue and 00:17:07.460 --> 00:17:10.200 get rid of it as opposed to letting it spread. 00:17:10.700 --> 00:17:14.839 All right. Well, she's on the roof at this point. 00:17:14.940 --> 00:17:19.380 So does who has someone have a stake or like 00:17:19.380 --> 00:17:24.380 a wooden stake? Not a mean one. It's not a vampire. 00:17:24.420 --> 00:17:28.480 We need silver. So I'm going to throw this out 00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:30.500 there real quick because you all keep thinking 00:17:30.500 --> 00:17:32.539 because it has a dark face, it's a werewolf. 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:34.819 It is not a werewolf. Look, my character can 00:17:34.819 --> 00:17:37.019 jump to whatever fucking conclusions she wants 00:17:37.019 --> 00:17:40.799 to. True, true. Your conclusion is wrong. So 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:43.339 you don't need silver is what I'm saying. Okay. 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:46.099 And I'm just thinking like if we have just a 00:17:46.099 --> 00:17:48.500 stabbing apparatus, you know, just anything. 00:17:48.779 --> 00:17:51.180 A stabbing apparatus, you spend a whole hour. 00:17:51.380 --> 00:17:53.779 At this point, we can just... Shoot it. Shoot 00:17:53.779 --> 00:17:56.859 it. Yeah. Do you think the hospital here is shooting 00:17:56.859 --> 00:17:59.799 something on the roof? Maybe not. Because, wait, 00:17:59.859 --> 00:18:02.039 is a helipad up here? Oh, no, it's a small hospital. 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:05.700 I mean, also, like, we're on the roof. The floor 00:18:05.700 --> 00:18:08.579 below us is administrative offices. So we're 00:18:08.579 --> 00:18:11.279 going through two floors of... And it's not like 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:13.500 we're... It's one gunshot. Most people don't 00:18:13.500 --> 00:18:15.480 actually know what a gunshot sounds like. This 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.400 is true. And it's actually not... Sometimes not 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:21.359 as loud as you would imagine. Yeah. Like, on 00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:25.400 TV... That's like five gunshots, you know, stacked 00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:27.880 up on top of each other to make it sound way 00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:31.440 more impressive. Unless it's a big ass gun. I 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:34.019 mean, it's not like we're carrying 45s. Yeah, 00:18:34.019 --> 00:18:37.839 if you're doing like a 35 or even a pistol, a 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:42.380 22. I'm just looking at her. Is she moving yet 00:18:42.380 --> 00:18:47.000 or is she okay? Not yet. Yeah, okay. She's breathing 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:51.289 though. To be honest, sure. Let's just... Shoot 00:18:51.289 --> 00:18:54.569 her. I know that there's a 50 % chance this is 00:18:54.569 --> 00:18:56.329 not going to be enough because we have no idea 00:18:56.329 --> 00:19:00.069 what she is. But, yeah. From the utility closet 00:19:00.069 --> 00:19:03.390 where we got the duct tape, I'm going to grab 00:19:03.390 --> 00:19:06.289 a mop. I don't know if I like where this is going. 00:19:06.450 --> 00:19:09.009 Sounds like some prison shit. All right, so you 00:19:09.009 --> 00:19:13.369 grab a mop. I break the handle. All right. And 00:19:13.369 --> 00:19:17.849 I'm going to stake her through the head. She's 00:19:17.849 --> 00:19:21.329 already got an open eyeball cavity. Yeah. Okay, 00:19:21.369 --> 00:19:24.029 so I'm going to say for all of you, you know, 00:19:24.029 --> 00:19:26.930 and I should have done this earlier, but I won't 00:19:26.930 --> 00:19:29.809 retcon this, but the violence thing is definitely 00:19:29.809 --> 00:19:33.890 very high in all of this. So I think that this 00:19:33.890 --> 00:19:37.569 is definitely an incident of violence. So I think 00:19:37.569 --> 00:19:41.769 all of you should clip off the first box on your 00:19:41.769 --> 00:19:45.990 character sheet for violence. Oh, yeah, right. 00:19:46.630 --> 00:19:50.470 This is pretty violent. You kill her. You shove 00:19:50.470 --> 00:19:53.730 this piece of wood through her skull, jerks for 00:19:53.730 --> 00:19:57.329 a minute, and then is gone. Now what? What's 00:19:57.329 --> 00:20:00.210 her corpse looking like now? Did it revert? Is 00:20:00.210 --> 00:20:02.849 it the same? What's it doing? Well, it's hard 00:20:02.849 --> 00:20:05.349 to tell because you broke her face and then shoved 00:20:05.349 --> 00:20:09.109 a big wooden spike through it. So... Yeah, but 00:20:09.109 --> 00:20:12.690 she had claws. The claws are still there. All 00:20:12.690 --> 00:20:15.609 right. All right. She was looking like crackly, 00:20:15.769 --> 00:20:18.990 right? Like she was... Yeah, her skin and stuff. 00:20:19.170 --> 00:20:21.250 Her skin was... So all that's still the same. 00:20:21.349 --> 00:20:26.730 All right. I am not sure, but she seems... I 00:20:26.730 --> 00:20:31.430 mean, to be certain, me kid and I just look at 00:20:31.430 --> 00:20:34.109 her neck. I'm like, remove the head. That's all 00:20:34.109 --> 00:20:38.230 on you. Oof. I know we just did a violence checkmark. 00:20:38.950 --> 00:20:41.049 Well, you wouldn't automatically get another 00:20:41.049 --> 00:20:43.849 one. I just gave you guys one because you had 00:20:43.849 --> 00:20:47.220 a fight. And then you... We had a fight, and 00:20:47.220 --> 00:20:50.339 then we did a murder, it feels like. You literally 00:20:50.339 --> 00:20:52.960 poked someone's eye out, so I think a violence 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:57.019 check was called for. This would be a roll to 00:20:57.019 --> 00:20:59.099 see if you lost your sanity, but if you want 00:20:59.099 --> 00:21:02.660 to take her head off, you can. Yeah. Would we 00:21:02.660 --> 00:21:06.579 know any lore about ghouls that would tell us 00:21:06.579 --> 00:21:09.940 what kills one? Give me occult rolls. Okay, yeah. 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:13.849 Ooh, my occult is very low. Oh, shoot. Oh, mine's 00:21:13.849 --> 00:21:18.869 at 30, so maybe. Maybe. Give me a nice little... 00:21:18.869 --> 00:21:21.930 No, I did not make my call. Give me a little 00:21:21.930 --> 00:21:26.029 roll. Make sure you make a checkmark. I'm still 00:21:26.029 --> 00:21:29.009 rolling. I'm hoping. I'm still whispering. I 00:21:29.009 --> 00:21:32.990 got an eight. Oh, wow. Look at you, fancy pants. 00:21:33.349 --> 00:21:35.950 You got a whisper to the dice. Sane has been 00:21:35.950 --> 00:21:39.730 doing really well. Yeah, I'm really concerned 00:21:39.730 --> 00:21:44.599 about next game. Yeah. Providence Decade is going 00:21:44.599 --> 00:21:50.380 to be just a nightmare. With Jenkins. No. So 00:21:50.380 --> 00:21:53.460 you know that they live a long time. You're not 00:21:53.460 --> 00:21:55.660 sure if they're immortal or not, but you're getting 00:21:55.660 --> 00:21:57.799 the case that they might live for a couple hundred 00:21:57.799 --> 00:22:01.819 years. It might take her a long time to heal. 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:05.500 She's probably dead dead because they do take 00:22:05.500 --> 00:22:08.500 damage. So if they take enough damage, they die. 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:12.839 Okay. Well then. I will not remove a skull today. 00:22:13.299 --> 00:22:16.200 Okay. So you guys are just going to leave her 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:19.700 up on the roof? It would be ideal to, I guess, 00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:23.900 fully cover her in all the snow that is still 00:22:23.900 --> 00:22:26.579 up on the roof until we can burn the body. We 00:22:26.579 --> 00:22:30.160 need to find some kind of burning place. This 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:32.720 town is not necessarily large enough or diverse 00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:35.180 enough to have a crematorium. Yeah. We could 00:22:35.180 --> 00:22:37.619 make a ruck, ruck? We could make a ruck roll 00:22:37.619 --> 00:22:41.079 on it. Ruck roll, Robbie. Ruck roll, Robbie. 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:44.000 We could make a luck roll on it. Why don't you 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:46.640 roll that for us, Pooja? See whether or not 50 00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:50.460 % are below, and they do. 51, so no, they do 00:22:50.460 --> 00:22:56.519 not. Oh. Dude. But someone's house might have 00:22:56.519 --> 00:23:00.259 a big enough furnace. This is an old school furnace. 00:23:00.970 --> 00:23:03.470 The hospital probably has an old school furnace. 00:23:03.650 --> 00:23:06.390 Of course, that's how you get Freddy Krueger. 00:23:06.490 --> 00:23:09.950 I'm just pointing that out. Oh, no. She's even 00:23:09.950 --> 00:23:16.190 got claws like him. Well, yeah, maybe we put 00:23:16.190 --> 00:23:19.289 her on ice. Literally, literally. And figure 00:23:19.289 --> 00:23:22.589 out if we can. I want to leave this freaking 00:23:22.589 --> 00:23:27.150 hospital. Yes. We've been here for so long. All 00:23:27.150 --> 00:23:29.349 right, so you hide her in the snowdrift up on 00:23:29.349 --> 00:23:32.029 top of the roof and you leave. Where are you 00:23:32.029 --> 00:23:35.289 going? Okay, so we know that the dog people now, 00:23:35.390 --> 00:23:39.150 we know that they are the DeMontes. Yes. I refuse 00:23:39.150 --> 00:23:42.289 to dignify their name with a French pronunciation. 00:23:43.529 --> 00:23:47.750 DeMonte. No. Grey Poupon. They lost that right 00:23:47.750 --> 00:23:52.349 when they moved to the Midwest, really. And his 00:23:52.349 --> 00:23:57.589 group of immortals. Erica's diary said that they 00:23:57.589 --> 00:24:01.150 were a different set of weird occult things. 00:24:01.509 --> 00:24:05.009 So at least we know that the sheriff didn't follow 00:24:05.009 --> 00:24:08.750 us back from the woods. We took care of the other 00:24:08.750 --> 00:24:12.490 sheriff's guys, so would now be a time to attempt 00:24:12.490 --> 00:24:15.029 to sneak back to the station? Yeah. What time 00:24:15.029 --> 00:24:18.769 of day is it? It was morning. Because I think, 00:24:18.869 --> 00:24:23.900 honestly, we might... want to know exactly how 00:24:23.900 --> 00:24:26.339 many people we're dealing with and i'm thinking 00:24:26.339 --> 00:24:31.940 maybe looking at some sort of town records even 00:24:31.940 --> 00:24:36.180 a phone book if they have one up here phone book 00:24:36.180 --> 00:24:39.140 they still exist no but looking at town records 00:24:39.140 --> 00:24:44.319 like to see how many de montes or montes or whatever 00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:47.700 are in the town or i can also get that palm the 00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:51.549 palm pilot that's true now she's Dead? We can 00:24:51.549 --> 00:24:54.049 just take this shit. Also, I've got that container 00:24:54.049 --> 00:24:57.349 full of bugs. Yeah, that's a big one. How's that 00:24:57.349 --> 00:25:00.109 doing? Still pushing up at the top, trying to 00:25:00.109 --> 00:25:03.730 break through the seal. Creepy. Yeah, why don't 00:25:03.730 --> 00:25:07.170 we just take the things? I will say that it's 00:25:07.170 --> 00:25:09.910 easy enough for you all to figure out that she's 00:25:09.910 --> 00:25:14.970 the only Monty in this city that is on record. 00:25:15.349 --> 00:25:20.160 Ah. Whoa. So that was her following us. Not necessarily, 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:23.720 because we killed one of them on the way out 00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:27.259 from the morgue. Yep. Was it... So you don't 00:25:27.259 --> 00:25:30.119 know who this mystery one that you killed is. 00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:33.220 There's no other... At least there's no one with, 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:36.859 like, an obvious last name that links. Right. 00:25:36.960 --> 00:25:41.079 Okay. And we know for sure that one didn't resurrect, 00:25:41.420 --> 00:25:44.940 right? Let me hold it onto this until I know 00:25:44.940 --> 00:25:48.849 for sure. You have this information. It basically 00:25:48.849 --> 00:25:51.690 comes down to, do you want to go back to the 00:25:51.690 --> 00:25:54.769 morgue? Do you want to go to the police station? 00:25:54.910 --> 00:25:58.109 Where do you want to go? Wait, so I've forgotten 00:25:58.109 --> 00:26:00.470 it's been three days. So I don't want to go to 00:26:00.470 --> 00:26:02.349 the police station. Can we strike that from the 00:26:02.349 --> 00:26:04.509 record? Because the sheriff has definitely gotten 00:26:04.509 --> 00:26:07.049 back from the woods in the intervening three 00:26:07.049 --> 00:26:10.569 days, I'm assuming. And are we sure we killed 00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:13.529 those other cops? Or are they going to resurrect? 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:15.759 Right, because we don't know what they're doing. 00:26:15.900 --> 00:26:18.119 But we should find out if the Wright brothers 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.539 have resurrected. Yeah. Let's see, do they have, 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.579 since we now have access to so many records, 00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:27.279 do we know where the Wright brothers live? Let's 00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:30.099 just check their house. Yeah, you do. They live 00:26:30.099 --> 00:26:34.359 in a house just outside of town. They have a 00:26:34.359 --> 00:26:37.539 farm out there, like a little farm. I'd be interested 00:26:37.539 --> 00:26:40.599 if the police station, because I understand that's 00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:44.140 risky, that's not on the table. Perhaps we see, 00:26:44.259 --> 00:26:47.559 start at the obvious place, be like, any triplets? 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:50.680 Walking? Dead? Or also if they're just clues 00:26:50.680 --> 00:26:52.900 at their residence, then, like, I don't think 00:26:52.900 --> 00:26:55.759 the constantly dying and coming back to life 00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:59.359 would leave nothing. Yeah. Right. All right. 00:26:59.380 --> 00:27:01.279 That sounds pretty good. How do you feel, Yesenia? 00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:04.559 Yep. I say we go to the farm, but we don't buy 00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:07.819 it. You head over to the farm. Ten points of 00:27:07.819 --> 00:27:12.299 damage, Michelle. And... You drive up and there's 00:27:12.299 --> 00:27:16.480 a car already in the driveway. Are you just going 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:18.240 to walk up the front door and knock or are you 00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:20.859 going to try to sneak in? Does the car look like 00:27:20.859 --> 00:27:24.859 it's been driven or is it covered in dirt, spider 00:27:24.859 --> 00:27:27.039 webs? Has it just been sitting there? No, it 00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:29.240 looks like it's been driven. It's been parked 00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:32.259 here for a day at least because there's not a 00:27:32.259 --> 00:27:34.960 lot of snow on it, but there's snow on it. How 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:39.220 about we just look inside if we can before trying 00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:42.750 to sneak in? Okay. And yeah, you look in and 00:27:42.750 --> 00:27:48.470 there seems to be this really oddly old, like 00:27:48.470 --> 00:27:53.309 1960s decor everywhere with like doilies. It 00:27:53.309 --> 00:27:57.170 looks like a really old person's residence from 00:27:57.170 --> 00:28:01.490 like the 60s. So, you know, weird pictures up 00:28:01.490 --> 00:28:06.390 on the wall, wood paneling, dark. And you think 00:28:06.390 --> 00:28:09.569 you see something moving inside. Where are the 00:28:09.569 --> 00:28:12.190 bugs, by the way? Are they in the car or are 00:28:12.190 --> 00:28:15.029 you holding them? I wouldn't be, like, just holding 00:28:15.029 --> 00:28:19.269 the container. Just making sure. I probably would 00:28:19.269 --> 00:28:21.910 have packed it, like, wrapped it up in stuff 00:28:21.910 --> 00:28:24.130 and packed it into a backpack. Because I don't 00:28:24.130 --> 00:28:26.009 want to just leave it laying around. We don't 00:28:26.009 --> 00:28:30.049 have a safe space. Okay. So you pack it up and 00:28:30.049 --> 00:28:33.589 put it in the trunk? Yeah. Okay. No problem. 00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.480 I'm also very wary of the idea of like carrying 00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:40.759 it around and it breaking and me getting like 00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:43.380 burrowing skin bugs. Because as I've learned, 00:28:43.539 --> 00:28:46.759 Robin apparently has a problem with bugs. Just 00:28:46.759 --> 00:28:51.859 now I have learned this. Can I get stealth rolls 00:28:51.859 --> 00:28:55.200 from everybody? All right. This is usually how 00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:58.559 I'm able to force a combat because one of you 00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:02.200 always misses. Well, I still don't. And that 00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:08.180 would be me. Uh -oh. 77 over my 72. Wow. Oh, 00:29:08.900 --> 00:29:10.660 that is a critical failure. That is a critical 00:29:10.660 --> 00:29:15.880 failure. Oh, no. Well, I didn't fail. But I just 00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:19.680 got a 30 under my 31. It tried to fail. So all 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.900 of you are looking in different windows. Yesenia, 00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:25.119 you're sitting in front of your window kind of 00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:27.160 looking. You see something move. And then all 00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:30.079 of a sudden, the window just opens up. And this 00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:35.900 old lady probably. In her 80s, she's got a perm, 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:40.400 white hair, really big. She almost looks like, 00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:43.440 you know, from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Muriel. 00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:45.980 She almost looks like Muriel, that kind of look. 00:29:46.140 --> 00:29:49.279 And she goes, well, sweetie, why are you out 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:52.619 in the cold like this? What are you doing? I 00:29:52.619 --> 00:29:57.900 was just seeing if anyone was home. Well, I am, 00:29:57.920 --> 00:29:59.859 but the door is the place where we should be 00:29:59.859 --> 00:30:03.119 knocking. Why don't you come on in and have some 00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:06.500 cocoa or something? It's awfully cold out there. 00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:11.200 Sure. Thank you. Do we hear her? Yeah, you hear 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:13.940 all of that. The window shuts and you hear the 00:30:13.940 --> 00:30:16.880 front door open. Now come on in. You know... 00:30:17.390 --> 00:30:20.109 I don't know how to play off that I'm also here, 00:30:20.210 --> 00:30:23.089 is what Norman is thinking. That is also what 00:30:23.089 --> 00:30:26.769 Robin is thinking. So perhaps we don't go in. 00:30:27.009 --> 00:30:29.750 So you just want to let Yesenia go in? Well, 00:30:29.869 --> 00:30:35.069 actually, I think that, like, if we... Hey, Yesenia, 00:30:35.130 --> 00:30:36.910 is anybody there? Do they need... Did they need 00:30:36.910 --> 00:30:39.930 any help? Oh, you have a friend with you. Oh, 00:30:40.009 --> 00:30:43.930 that's nice. I just wanted to... I was wondering, 00:30:44.049 --> 00:30:47.839 are you Mrs. Wright? Well, I sure am one of them. 00:30:47.920 --> 00:30:51.200 My daughter is Mrs. Wright as well. Oh, okay. 00:30:52.099 --> 00:30:54.960 Okay. Why don't you come in out of the cold? 00:30:55.180 --> 00:30:57.640 No, come on in out of the cold. No, my daughter. 00:30:57.759 --> 00:31:00.140 My daughter. You mean your daughter -in -law? 00:31:00.539 --> 00:31:04.660 Has our same family. Come in out of the cold. 00:31:04.819 --> 00:31:07.779 Okay. Is your friend coming? Yes, ma 'am. Yeah, 00:31:07.859 --> 00:31:12.339 I'll come around and just be like, oh, I'm glad 00:31:12.339 --> 00:31:14.980 that someone was home. What are y 'all doing 00:31:14.980 --> 00:31:18.160 out here? I'm just going to silently also go 00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:20.599 over. Are you sure, Norman, or do you want to 00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:22.819 stay? You're out of this right now. You don't 00:31:22.819 --> 00:31:25.579 have to go in. My one question is that is it 00:31:25.579 --> 00:31:27.920 actually so cold that I'll die if I'm outside 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:31.940 like for too long? How cold is it? It's pretty 00:31:31.940 --> 00:31:34.680 cold, but you have the car if you need to escape 00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.559 into the car. It's not blizzard anymore. It's 00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:40.990 probably like negative two or something. So it's 00:31:40.990 --> 00:31:43.589 cold, but you have winter clothes on. Right. 00:31:43.650 --> 00:31:45.369 Okay. Yeah, because I was thinking if I would 00:31:45.369 --> 00:31:48.410 die staying outside or something, then I would 00:31:48.410 --> 00:31:51.869 go in. So then no. That's such a California question. 00:31:51.869 --> 00:31:55.309 Ah, shush. I don't know. Also a Louisiana question. 00:31:55.309 --> 00:31:58.309 A blizzard just finished. Yeah. What? And also 00:31:58.309 --> 00:32:01.309 some Californians live in the mountain. But I 00:32:01.309 --> 00:32:06.670 do not. Some dwarves live in the mountains and 00:32:06.670 --> 00:32:11.000 the elves in the forest. You know, We got a little 00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:14.500 lost. Oh, well, that makes sense. And you smell 00:32:14.500 --> 00:32:18.619 the smell of blueberry pie rolling out, and it 00:32:18.619 --> 00:32:21.880 smells really good. So, Saint, I need to know, 00:32:21.980 --> 00:32:24.160 are you staying out or are you going in? I'm 00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:26.859 staying out. I'm staying out, yeah. I'm going 00:32:26.859 --> 00:32:30.640 to, like, yeah, just be around to see if a freaking 00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:33.339 group of people freaking show up to murder us. 00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:35.859 Sure, no problem. Yeah, as that has happened. 00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:38.440 It has. Multiple times. Multiple times, yes. 00:32:40.220 --> 00:32:45.380 so the two of you go in and like i said you couldn't 00:32:45.380 --> 00:32:48.039 really see outside as well but when you come 00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:51.240 in there's an old tv that looks like it's from 00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:54.759 the 60s all the walls have all these pictures 00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:59.660 of people from the same era maybe the 50s at 00:32:59.660 --> 00:33:04.579 most and you see several pictures of the triplets 00:33:04.579 --> 00:33:08.940 throughout time throughout the last you know, 00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:14.019 40, 50 years, each in whatever clothing is relevant 00:33:14.019 --> 00:33:17.960 to the outside world. But the grandmother that's 00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:20.559 staying next to you, her picture is the same. 00:33:20.740 --> 00:33:22.700 And she goes, what can I do for you? Why don't 00:33:22.700 --> 00:33:24.500 you come in here? And she pours you both this 00:33:24.500 --> 00:33:28.660 cup of coffee and puts down pie in front of you. 00:33:29.259 --> 00:33:32.000 I'm definitely not going to eat or drink anything. 00:33:32.460 --> 00:33:35.200 I'll pretend, but I am not going to actually 00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:37.940 do it. All right. You know, the trick where you 00:33:37.940 --> 00:33:40.119 cut it up and move it around the plate so it 00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:42.880 looks like you ate something. Okay. I go, well, 00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:45.059 thank you so much, ma 'am, for your hospitality. 00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:48.480 You know, we're strangers here in this town. 00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.819 We've only been here a few days, but we've had 00:33:51.819 --> 00:33:55.440 some interesting encounters. Interesting how? 00:33:56.019 --> 00:33:59.599 Well, I don't... Do you have a lot of trouble 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.779 with wolves out here? Not particularly. I mean, 00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:05.960 every once in a while. We'll get a wolf? I don't 00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:08.460 know. Maybe it was just the cold or the blizzard. 00:34:08.980 --> 00:34:13.000 But Yessie and I definitely saw what must have 00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.260 been the biggest wolf I had ever seen in my whole 00:34:15.260 --> 00:34:18.139 life. Well, that's downright frightening. So 00:34:18.139 --> 00:34:20.599 when we tried to make it back to town, we got 00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:23.039 a little turned around. Everything looks so different 00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:25.610 with all the snow. Yeah, that can happen. It's 00:34:25.610 --> 00:34:28.610 the whiteouts. It's hard to see anything that's 00:34:28.610 --> 00:34:30.989 going on because there's so much snow. Oh, by 00:34:30.989 --> 00:34:34.170 the way, right then the sheriff drives up and 00:34:34.170 --> 00:34:37.690 parks next to your car. And Norman, you see that. 00:34:37.829 --> 00:34:41.010 She goes, well, so how did you get to here, though? 00:34:41.130 --> 00:34:44.530 Did you just lose your way? Yeah, we did. If 00:34:44.530 --> 00:34:46.789 you'd be kindly enough to point us back to town. 00:34:47.190 --> 00:34:50.230 Oh, well, that's simple. You just take a left 00:34:50.230 --> 00:34:53.630 out of the driveway and... Drive about 10 minutes, 00:34:53.710 --> 00:34:56.469 and you'll be there. And outside, the sheriff 00:34:56.469 --> 00:34:59.309 gets out of the car with the three Wright brothers, 00:34:59.449 --> 00:35:02.989 and they start walking up towards the front door. 00:35:03.230 --> 00:35:04.989 What do you want to do, Norm? Okay, I was like, 00:35:05.090 --> 00:35:07.530 you kept talking. Can I do things? Yes, yes, 00:35:07.530 --> 00:35:10.909 of course. So, yeah, as soon as I see them, I'm 00:35:10.909 --> 00:35:14.650 like, and I want to, I mean, our cell phones 00:35:14.650 --> 00:35:18.090 are working, or is the signal garbage? Let's 00:35:18.090 --> 00:35:20.809 make a luck check. Roll a 50 -50 for me. Because 00:35:20.809 --> 00:35:26.050 that's an easy. text a rooney like easy wow get 00:35:26.050 --> 00:35:33.650 the fuck out bro i got a two wow love you i love 00:35:33.650 --> 00:35:38.030 you right now you both get a text all of a sudden 00:35:38.030 --> 00:35:41.869 just says sheriff here with right brothers at 00:35:41.869 --> 00:35:46.760 door You look down at your phones. Also, what 00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:49.539 are the bugs doing? They're in the back of the 00:35:49.539 --> 00:35:51.199 truck, so you don't know. So I can't even sense 00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:53.920 them? You can't sense them. So, with getting 00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:56.519 lost and everything, do you mind if we freshen 00:35:56.519 --> 00:35:59.019 up a little bit before heading on our way? I 00:35:59.019 --> 00:36:01.579 know it's a great inconvenience, but... Sure, 00:36:01.619 --> 00:36:04.940 there's a bathroom right over there, and there's 00:36:04.940 --> 00:36:06.980 one at the top of the stairs if you both want 00:36:06.980 --> 00:36:10.039 to use the restrooms. Okay, thank you so much. 00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:13.289 Thank you so much, and... We both start heading 00:36:13.289 --> 00:36:16.289 towards the same bathroom. That's when you hear 00:36:16.289 --> 00:36:18.869 the knock on the door as you enter the bathroom. 00:36:19.449 --> 00:36:22.090 GTFO out the back door or out the bathroom window 00:36:22.090 --> 00:36:25.349 or whatever. All right. By our powers combined, 00:36:25.570 --> 00:36:31.730 we can avoid a little old lady. There's definitely 00:36:31.730 --> 00:36:34.650 something off. Why'd she have pie ready? Because 00:36:34.650 --> 00:36:38.050 her immortal grandchildren are coming home. I'm 00:36:38.050 --> 00:36:41.659 coming back. Okay, let's make a survival roll. 00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:51.440 Rude. I always love pooches rude. Rude. Oh, mother. 00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:56.219 I got a 19, but my survival's only a 10. No. 00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:01.039 No, my survival's a 50, but I rolled a 60. Oh, 00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:03.380 my God. Oh, guys. This is why I stayed in the 00:37:03.380 --> 00:37:07.699 car. Checkmark. And that's where we're going 00:37:07.699 --> 00:37:10.699 to end this particular episode. Of course we 00:37:10.699 --> 00:37:13.900 are. Thank you all so much for playing. I appreciate 00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:16.539 it. This has been a lot of fun. I'm having a 00:37:16.539 --> 00:37:18.599 lot of fun with this particular investigation. 00:37:18.699 --> 00:37:20.599 I know we were supposed to only do a couple. 00:37:20.989 --> 00:37:23.369 But with the shorter format, it's difficult to 00:37:23.369 --> 00:37:25.630 get everything through, but it's still a lot 00:37:25.630 --> 00:37:29.269 of fun. So we will pick up next time with them 00:37:29.269 --> 00:37:32.130 fucking up their survival role and whether or 00:37:32.130 --> 00:37:35.250 not they live. Where can we find all you wonderful 00:37:35.250 --> 00:37:37.969 people? Let's start with Michelle. Hey, you can 00:37:37.969 --> 00:37:40.550 find me on Twitter at Mishulu. That's M -I -C 00:37:40.550 --> 00:37:44.340 -H -U -L -H -U. Hello, Saint or Saint Spider. 00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:48.179 And you can also find me on Twitter making observations 00:37:48.179 --> 00:37:53.139 from the getaway car at S -A -I -N -T -S -P -I 00:37:53.139 --> 00:37:56.920 -D -E -R -T -V. And that's at Twitter. And Salvador. 00:37:58.019 --> 00:38:02.340 You can find Salvador on Twitter at... LA Daisy 00:38:02.340 --> 00:38:06.320 girl. That's L A D E S I girl. And pretty much 00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:08.980 all the other socials has forgotten saves and 00:38:08.980 --> 00:38:13.260 yeah. And climbing all over my face on it's probably 00:38:13.260 --> 00:38:17.559 Twitch channel. Yes. Salvador is one of our podcast 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:21.719 cats. So there's always, always around for the 00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:24.380 recording. He's such a like perfect, like arch 00:38:24.380 --> 00:38:28.119 villain kind of cat too. Yeah. He's got those 00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:34.530 giant ears and I like. And I am Wes Otis. You 00:38:34.530 --> 00:38:36.469 can find me at Plate Mail Games. Thank you so 00:38:36.469 --> 00:38:39.670 much for supporting the show. We really appreciate 00:38:39.670 --> 00:38:42.230 it. We will talk to you next month where we find 00:38:42.230 --> 00:38:44.969 out whether or not they all die. Thank you and 00:38:44.969 --> 00:38:46.190 bye. Bye.