Thanks for watching! Welcome to Agent's Dossier,
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Hello, Patreon listeners. Welcome to Agent Stassi
A episode number 16. We have some wonderful players
with us. Let's start with Mac. Hey, guys, I'm
Mac. I'm going to be playing Desiree Kimball
and things are ridiculous. Hello, I'm Saint and
I'm playing Norman Morales. And hey, he's just
excited and reserved. I'm Michelle Otis and I'm
playing Perla Ayala. And she is trying to make
sense of all of this craziness. Hi, y 'all. Jay
playing Mars Paulson. And he just wants to punch
something. Hi, I'm Pooja. I'm playing Robin Porter.
And now that she knows what's happened, it's
time to get revenge for what happened. Last time
we all got together, you were checking out this
tire factory in downtown Charlottesville, Virginia,
that has been getting a bunch of chemicals going
to it that seems to be tied to some explosion
that happened in Edna Bay a few years prior.
Basically, you're all separated at this point.
Perla and Robin are at the dig site with this
huge cube. They have been using pressure washers
to clean it off. And they've cleaned it all the
way down to the center. And there is a silver
sphere just in the center. And they stopped all
work because they're like, okay, what? the fuck
is that thing? I believe that Perla was asking
Agent Roos if she could run some tests on the
bones. Meanwhile, Robin herself was getting kind
of close to the bones. I wasn't sure if she was
going to try and take a sample just for herself
without anybody seeing, but that's kind of where
we had ended that episode. So those decisions
hadn't been made. Mars and Desiree, had been
staking out the tire factory. They found out
a couple of very interesting things, like there's
a sniper turret on the back of the building that
is hooked up to a separate power grid from the
city. It's on a closed system. A really strange
-looking tall man with long... jacket on, covered
in bandages, showed up in an old clunker car
that if you were to search it, you're pretty
sure it would come back as totaled or gone or
whatever. He came in, then a truck showed up,
dropped off some stuff, and then left. And there
hasn't been anybody since. Desiree has been hanging
out on the street, kind of doing transient kind
of thing, you know, drifter kind of thing, keeping
an eye on the building. Mars has also been kind
of scoping out the area. And then Norman has
been looking up all the information, trying to
find more information on the English cult that
came over. It's the only reference that you have
from 1697. They were making smaller cubes out
of cat and dog bones, but nothing to the scale
that you're seeing. The record is sparse, and
it doesn't give you much. You found a symbol
of a tree that seems to be connected. We were
also checking out Norman Majestic, which that
came up as one of the CIA agencies that was involved
with the tire factory. There's layers upon layers
of ownership. Plus, your boss... is spying on
you. Yes, Shelly, right? Shelly sent over a couple
of agents. They're in a van down by the river.
Not really. They're right across the street.
So you know that you're on their radar. That
pretty much gets us all caught up to where we're
at right now. Perla and Robin are at the dig
site. Mars and Desiree are at the... main tire
factory. Norman's in a Botel 6 setup, kind of
going over the internet. You have all of this
information. I guess we should go around. I think
the most pressing one would be Perla and Robin.
So Perla and Robin, they've worked their way
down. Robin, you're really near the cube right
now, and you see the silver sphere the closest.
It looks like something's moving inside of it.
It's almost like watery, almost like quicksilver
or mercury. So it has a shimmer to it. Perla,
you hear them stop work. They're like, whoa,
whoa, whoa, wait. And so the bottom third of
the cube is still covered in mud. They had decided
that they wanted to just get it out of the ground
as quickly as possible to move it to a site where
if something goes tits up, it's okay. No, I think
they're right to stop work. I'm going to call
for everybody to back off, and we need to get
a team out here with, you know, the thingies
to... It's a technical term. The scientific thingies?
The scientific thingies. Geiger counters, I guess?
Yeah. Yeah, to measure if it's radioactive or
anything, because I don't want any of us, you
know, dying. Oh, are those teeth? Oh no. Exactly.
And I go, Robin, Robin, we need to back away
from this. I don't think this is safe. What does
Robin do? I'm going to go back to Perla and tell
her what I've seen. Like, it's like, it's more
than not safe. There's something in there in
the center of it. What do you mean something?
I mean, it, it almost looks like a globe of Quicksilver,
like a mercury. It, it. Weird. I mean, this isn't
really my area of expertise. Mine either. Suddenly
the cube starts to hum and vibrate. It just starts
shaking kind of hard. How far back do you all
back up from it? I'm just curious. I mean, the
cube is 30 by 30, right? At this point, I think
like a good, I don't know, half a football field.
Like they've gotten like a containment zone going.
So we would have gone to the edge of that. Okay.
So these strange arcs, it's not lightning, it's
something else, start to go between the bones
and then it starts to kind of creep out. And
almost like it's feeling what's around it. It's
not random at all. It keeps getting a little
bit further and a little bit further out. And
Ruse is all like, all right, everyone back up
further. You know, everyone backs up a little
bit further and then it suddenly just dies. It
just stops doing everything, just goes inert
again. And someone shows up with a Geiger counter.
There's no radiation at all. It's the normal
background noise of living in the 2021s. Radiation
isn't the only thing that could come off of an
artifact of living matter. No, I agree totally.
Yeah. And I feel like until we know what kind
of reaction just caused that mini lightning storm.
Is that what we're calling it? Because lightning's
not that deliberate. No, I mean, I don't remember
what that thing is. That is the globe that you
put your hands around and the little like things
like. Oh, yeah. Like a Tesla coil, not Tesla
coil, but it's it's another Tesla thing. And
I can't remember what it's called. Bruce says,
I guess my worry is how the hell do we get it
out of here without it killing a bunch of people?
It obviously has some sort of energy in it and
it could easily, it would wipe out a good chunk
of the city. I mean, Edna Bay was, we were lucky
only 300 people died there. So any suggestions
at all from your team, I don't even know how
to approach this. But we have to approach it,
obviously, to get it out of the ground. Have
you taken any samples from the cube itself? Not
yet, no. Water didn't seem to do anything. There
wasn't any reaction at all. And unfortunately,
at the end of the day, we can't just leave it
there because, you know, we have to do stuff
to it. We just have to do stuff slowly. We can
take a sample of it and see what happens. But,
you know. My fear is that whatever it is in the
middle is some sort of, I mean, for lack of a
better word, magnet, but that it's collecting
living things and holding it to it. It could
be an organism. I mean, if this thing is as old
as you say it is, or if it has an unknown chemical
property that might react to something within
bone matter. since all it collects is bones.
But we don't know. We don't know if there is
a contagion. No one should be in this area outside
of, like, contamination suits at this point.
You know nothing about it. We don't know if those
bones were, you know, living beings before they
were absorbed into this thing. Like, if they
were alive when it happened. If you have a remote,
I don't know, robot to try to take the sample,
I think that might be your best bet. That's a
good idea. Yeah, we can do that. Everybody here,
let's get back further, and we're going to get
suits for everybody, and we'll send a bomb squad.
robot in to take a sample. All right, so I'll
get back to you when they collect all that stuff.
Let's jump over to Norman, who is in a Motel
6 room. We've all been there. What is Norman
focusing on right now? What things does Norman
want to find out in his caffeine -driven conspiracy
theory thing? Well, you are the conspiracy. You
are the conspiracy. You're the NSA. Go ahead.
What do you want to do? I imagine people who
are part of conspiracy theories are just like
so normal. Like their imaginations are like,
no, like literally I am your nightmare. So, okay.
The last thing that we found out was just the
majestical thing. That was like literally, that's
the last thing I have written down. Right. Make
sure that's correct. Yeah. And I don't know.
Did they call me from the tire factory or do
I not know that yet? You do know all the information
from the tire factory because they did update
you. They told you it was a closed system. You
check that out. So you have all that information.
The turrets are on their own power grid. Right.
OK, perfect. So at this point, I guess let me
I want to see if I can. I want to I want to.
craft my own wait well i want to make my own
bug i've got crafting for microelectronics and
i know that they're they're putting that the
van on me very obvious van but of course i haven't
gone shopping so i wonder if it's possible to
use my microelectronics skill to roll for kind
of diy -ing one and absolutely yeah roll all
right I think I just did not make that. Yeah.
Nope. Did not make it. I have a 40 and I rolled
90 fail. So you try to use the stuff that's around
the room and what you have in your kit and you
just don't have enough. Do you want to pop out
to the local electronics store to Best Buy or
something and try to grab some components or.
Yes. Let me, let me do that. I'm going to, you
know, put on my low key. hoodie and dark colored
pants and go, you know, kind of nondescriptly
walk over to, I almost said Radio Shack. That
doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, no. Oh, wow. And
we're not in the 90s game again. Yeah. Where
do people go for their surveillance equipment
these days? Fries? No, Fries is dead too. Fries
is gone. Yeah. Oh, no. The world is coming slowly
to an end. Oh, no. Let's make one up. Just make
one up. Jimmy's Electronics. We got all you need
at Jimmy's Electronics. There's Battery Hut.
That's a great name. Yeah, there's Battery Hut.
Their slogan is for all your battery needs. That's
not a front for the mob at all. In the Valley,
we have all electronics. Oh, that's a great name.
So you head out to one of those? One of those.
Okay, so we'll get back to you in a minute. Mars
and Desiree, it's daytime and everything seems
to have died down completely. Like there's nobody
driving in and out. It looks like an abandoned
tire factory. No weirdness at all. How long do
you watch it for? Is there anything in particular
you'd like to do? All that good stuff. And we
can say that you have radios. between the two
of you that you can communicate with, surveillance
-type stuff. Remind me, are we armed? Am I armed?
I assume so. Yeah, you're armed. If you all want
a gun, you can definitely have a gun. Yeah, I
think they gave me one before. They gave you
one, yeah. Hmm. I mean, there's nothing happening
here, and there was no way to sort of track the
car that came in, right? Right, no. You know,
though, you could, if you wanted to, check out
like maybe junkyards might be a place where you
could talk to somebody because it was obviously
something that they got from somewhere you know
where it was supposed to be demolished or whatever
and the bar does have an eclectic group of people
who collect old cars and just pile them places
i'm gonna fix this up one day and they just sit
there so you could use that kind of contact it
doesn't necessarily need to be an official government
contact but that's one option i think desiree
has checked out a little bit on what's going
on because it's getting boring and has started
surfing wedding planning sites and it's very
enwrapped in her phone right i mean i feel like
We don't have a particular mission to stay on
this place for now. We may want to check it out
later, right? Basically, you know that these
chemicals are coming from here, and it seems
to have some connection with the cube, and you
all wanted to figure out what was going on. I
think that there was... Maybe some thought about
trying to get into there at some point and seeing
what the setup was. But beyond that, you can
go anywhere you want. You can check out anything
you want. If Desiree wants to go check in with
Sonia, she can. If Mars wants to do whatever.
Or if you all are like, hey, let's figure out
how to get into this fucking place and see what's
what. I'm going to take a look. Is there, like,
a front, sort of obvious front entrance? There
is. Now, remember, it's surrounded in the city
chain -link fence of, hey, this place is condemned
kind of thing. But, yeah, there's an entrance
where the guy drove through and the whole nine
yards. Right, yeah, like, there's an entrance
to the road that is open enough, right? Yeah.
All right, so I'm gonna... Desiree, I'm gonna...
Try the front door. I'm going to try to act like
a regular person and see what happens. Ooh, acting.
Okay. Okay, but before you potentially get shot,
what do you think of this arrangement? Okay.
Like, for flowers. Oh. I mean, it's a little
busy, I'd say. It's a little much. Yeah. I feel
like you want something a little simpler, a little
more elegant. Classy. You're a classy person.
Thank you. I appreciate you. Yeah, sure. No problem.
All right. Let me go take a look. So, yeah, I'm
going to like scooch back to where like the road
is and then sort of walk down the road kind of
in the middle. You know, it's daytime, daylight.
I'm just like a guy in clothes walking in, not
even creeping. And I have disguise, but this
isn't really like a disguise, but it is. I don't
know. Do you have performance or anything like
that? Like any acting or, or psychology or anything
that would go towards like, Hey, I'm doing a
thing. I mean, disguise is the closest. Well,
why don't we make a disguise role then? All right.
Let me try. Let me try a disguise role here.
Basically, you're trying to pass as not a competent
Marine dude. Exactly. Just trying to pass as
just a regular guy walking up the place. Can
I assist? Sure. How do you want to assist? Well,
my disguise skill is very high, so I want to
be able to help, like, no, no, do this. Yeah,
walk like this. So I'll give you an advantage
on that then. Excellent. I was going to ask,
did we drive here? We drove here, right? Right,
it's not very far from the Motel 6, but you do
have a vehicle. Cool. I want to go grab, on Desiree's
advice, I want to go grab a gas can from the
car. So I'm walking up with a gas can. All right,
that is a 38. Okay, so with your advantage, you
get an extra 10%, so that puts you at a 40, and
you make the roll. Yay! Huzzah! So explain exactly,
you have narrative control for a moment, what
happens? So yeah, I come walking down the street,
sort of in the middle, carrying my gas can, looking
sort of confused and maybe a little, maybe with
Desiree, smudged a little dirt in my face so
it looks like, you know, I was working on my
car. And I try to look for, look like I'm looking
for the front door. All right, so you are able
to get past the gate. relatively easy and you
go up to the front door, you notice that there
is a tiny red light that is shining down towards
you. It's not actually on you. You realize it's
there. It's obviously a scope light. You look
at the front and you see that there are several
little pod cameras that are tucked up. So if
you're looking from the street, you can't see
them. But they are recording. And you do the
whole thing where you're kind of looking around.
Yeah, looking around, knocking on the door. Hey,
anybody in there? Need some help out here. You
notice that the light turns off once you start
talking. But you can see the camera kind of moving
the bulbs a little bit, tracing where you're
at. But there's no response from anyone inside
of the tire factory. I try the door. The door
is locked, and you notice that if you look through
the crack, the center crack of the door, there
seems to be a secondary metal door. This is a
facade door, definitely. And when you try the
door, you notice the light goes back on, the
red light, and it just kind of tracks over to
where you're at. So it obviously doesn't like
you messing with the door at all. And that's
okay. I mean, are there windows to look in? I'm
just trying to, again, looking like I'm looking
for help. I'm just looking for help. I'm just
a regular guy. I didn't see no red dot. So you
go over and you do the whole looking through
the window thing. And it looks like a TV set
where they've made the windows dirty as opposed
to actual years and years. You do see movement
inside. It looks like at least two people. You
can't really make out much, but they're looking
at what you think is probably a computer monitor.
They're probably watching through the security
cameras right now. I'm going to bang on the window
a little bit. Just be like, hey, is there anyone
in there? Hello? They don't respond, but you
can still clearly see them. How long do you stay
in the front? I mean, I'm sort of walking around
the building looking for help. So, you know,
sort of try the door, look in the windows, see
if I can see is there a back door, you know.
There's a back door and a loading area. And as
you go around the whole thing, you notice that,
like I said, there's turrets on every side. They're
definitely following what you do. Desiree, you
notice as Mars is going around this building,
a cop cruiser. coming to the front while he's
in the back. And it's obvious that they got some
kind of disturbance call because they get out
of their car and they're checking the front gate.
They don't look like they are in the know. Like
they didn't roll up, open the front gate, go
in, park, that kind of thing. They're definitely
checking things out. And you're watching this
from, I imagine, a bit away so they don't see
you at all. You know that Mars is in the back
checking out everything. Yeah. Huh. I'm torn.
Sorry, I'm thinking. Because I want to buy Mars
a little bit more time. Okay. But I'd also like
to not get arrested. You've done that before
and Sonya doesn't like it. Yeah. Yeah. It puts
a real hamper on things. I'm going to try and
distract this cop, I think. Okay. And I think
this is going to go very, very poorly for me.
What kind of skill would you like to try to use
for this? Well, I'm still in, like, my Hobo Joe
getup. Okay. Hobo Joe. Is there debris around
me? Yes, for story reasons, there's debris around
you. I look for, like, a beer bottle. Okay. And...
Wow, how big of a distraction are we going for?
Okay. Just... Enough. I'm not going to like slam
it against the bar and like cut the guy with
it or something. You die today, motherfucker.
All right. So, yeah. Yeah. Just enough to look
like I am extremely not sober. All right. And
I'm causing disturbance issues. Just kind of
like. Lousy cops. Why are they coming up in our
neighborhood and doing the thing? I don't understand.
And just being like really disorderly about it.
Not violent or anything, but like. Right. Belligerent.
Yeah. Okay. So give me a, I guess, do you have
a performance role or? I have persuade. Yeah,
let's do persuade. All right. I got a 27 underneath
my 70. All right, so you're making this big,
loud ruckus. We're going to say that Mars actually
hears it, and the cops turn around towards you.
Hey, you, have you seen anybody walking in here?
Just you. What are you doing here? Yeah, I was
in the neighborhood. You know, being drunk in
public is illegal, right? Yeah, well, your face
should be illegal. Oh, let's see how that goes.
They start walking over towards you, and one
of them goes, Look, you haven't seen anybody
come in and out of here, right? No, I... It's
just a stupid old tire factory. Trust me, I wish
I could get in there. I want to go sleep in there.
It looks cozy and safe. And they look you up
and down, and they go, Look, stop drinking so
much. And then they walk off and they get in
the car. And because you rolled really well and
probably because you're white, they drive away.
True story. I mean, if we're being realistic.
True story. True story. I hate to say it, you
know, but that's just the way it is. So they
drive away. And you hear them, Mars, drive away.
And again, everything's really quiet. You're
in the back. At this point, you two, Desiree
and Mars, should think about what the next steps
are now that you kind of have a layout. You note
that everything's a facade. They've rebuilt the
inside completely. There's people in there. Checked
out at least two people. There's a loading dock
in the back for the chemicals and turrets on
each side that are the snipers. Let's jump back
over to Norman, who is going into, what do we
say, Jimmy's Electronics? Jimmy's. You're at
Jimmy's Electronics. We have all your electronic
needs. All right. So it's the only fucking accent
I can do. So you go in. And you're picking up
all the stuff you think would work really well.
And suddenly right next to you is one of your
coworkers. And they go, hey. Hey. How are you
doing? Doing great. You want to just tell me
why I keep running into you guys? Well, there
was a blip on your movement and somebody high
up took a look at what was going on. That's what
I know. But I also know right now they're in
your Motel 6 room, bugging the shit out of it
probably. So I wanted to let you know. They're
going to pull you in sooner rather than later.
So whatever you're doing, you need to do it fast.
Because they haven't done anything yet. They're
still watching. But I think they're being clumsy
on purpose. Probably a bit of professional courtesy.
probably to bring me in before they have to do
any actual work. Correct. They want you to figure
out what's going on for yourself and, you know,
that kind of stuff. Anyway, you need to wrap
it up or move locations or maybe not go back
to that location. I don't know. It's up to you.
But like I said, they're bugging it right now.
So anyway, I got to go. Well, I appreciate the
heads up. Maybe I'll see you in the office sometime.
Hopefully, don't get disappeared. He walks off.
Okay. It's one of those things where I'm like,
I kind of thought I had a little more time, but
I guess not. No, the second you were gone, they're
like, Norman's out, he's gone, so fuck it, let's
go. Gosh. Fools. Well, I guess that's what I
get for going by the playbook. Now I'm thinking,
though, why not leave some of them, some of the
bugs that they plant in there and perhaps give
a little bit of a red herring trail or is that
a phrase? Yeah, I might. I'm not super uncomfortable
with this, but it is annoying. I'm going to still
buy what I need to buy. Probably need a new laptop,
so I'm going to get one of those now that I'm
here. I'm going to get a burner phone as well.
Absolutely. Yeah. They have the new HBO back
wire, the wire phone. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Hey,
who says branding's all bad? Get your wire branded
HBO phone. All right, cool. And, uh, you know,
okay. If I've got, if they're really going in
there and, you know, just contaminating everything,
let me, I mean, should I just say, let me also
get the components needed for, uh, a, like I
was going to say, get a new modem. So I can do
my own Wi -Fi. But is that a little tedious to
talk about? Well, no. We can just say you get
all the stuff that you need. And then when you
make rolls, I'm not going to be like, well, was
that on your shopping list? Can I see the receipt?
Did you buy the right wiring? You get all the
stuff that you need and you feel that that would
be helpful. And then head back. Right. And I
guess I brought a backpack with me. I can carry
all this stuff because I walked here. So I still
want to craft my own little, little bug. So why
don't we make that roll then? Yes. Okay. So 10
% advantage because you have all the right equipment
now. Perfect. All right, here we go. So I'm going
to do well. Yeah, I'll do, because I realize
I have electrician as well, but probably microelectronics
is better, and it's higher. Okay, that's fine.
Either one, whichever one you like. All right.
All righty. Ah, yes, I made it. It's 12 under
my 40. So you now have a working bug that's hooked
up to your brand new safe laptop that you just
got. All right. And if I'm back in the hotel
room, let me do just a sweep of... see if i can
tell how many bugs yeah i can probably tell them
there's your typical bug in the lampshade and
you know all that there's they've got four bugs
all together and then they tap the computer that
you have hooked up so they're nice i'm assuming
the the phone are there usually phones in motel
sixes yeah now yeah yeah okay i'm assuming that's
that's oh yeah but who the fuck uses it like
right it's like they want to know my wake -up
call desk yeah That's a Hail Mary. Like, you
know, maybe somebody will use it. So you have
all that information. We will get back to you
in a little bit, unless you have something specific
you wanted to do. I was think I'm just like roll
happy right now. I I'll save it. I'll save it.
Cause I want to talk to my, to my bros before
I make the next decision. Yes. So yes, I'm cool
for now. All right. So cool. Let's jump back
over to the Dick site. Everybody is now. in contamination
gear, hazmat suits, that kind of thing. They
had a large tent system set up so that no one
could see the cube from outside, but they put
out a secondary further back barrier to keep
people from coming any closer. You're all standing
there, you all, meaning Robin, Perla, Agent Roos,
and a few other of the bomb squad are within
the first, like half a football field kind of
thing. You're within the first level of clearance.
There is no radiation, but they're worried about
the electricity or whatever that power source
is coming off the cube. And they send the robot
forward and they start to take a little part
of it and the cube starts to ramp up again. And
it makes this horrible kind of shaking sound.
And an arc of energy comes from the cube, hits
the robot, and it arcs from the robot and hits
a guy in a hazmat suit as if it was purposely
figuring out where the waves from the controller
were coming from. And it hits the guy for just
a brief second, fries out the robot, and the
guy falls on the ground. And isn't moving. Was
his hazmat suit red? No. I am going to run over
and attempt to perform first aid. Yeah. Okay.
Emergency medicine business on our electrocuted
van. Okay. So you run over, and the first thing
you notice is something's really wrong, like,
with physiology. When you grab... onto him to
check his vitals and everything else. It is almost
like he is a huge balloon of water. He's not
breathing. You check for breath. Do you take
off the hazmat suit? I mean, I think you'd have
to. Yeah, I have to because otherwise you can't
get to him. Right. Make a medical roll for me.
Let's see. Is that right? Yeah, I have medicine.
Yeah, let's do medicine. And that's a 26 under
my 60. Okay. So you turn him over and he weighs
a lot. Like suddenly you just feel like you're,
it's like extra weight. He's not breathing. Do
you do a chest compression or do you listen for
a heartbeat? You're not hearing any heart. And
when you touch him, it's like touching the side
of a water balloon. It's just a door, you know,
like a waterbed mattress almost. Yeesh. Human
go -gurt. If he's not breathing and I don't hear
a heartbeat, then yeah, I would start rescue.
Oh. I will say rescue breathing, because I'm
not going to, because the potential for contamination
is still there. Like, I'm still in my hazmat
suit, and I'm going to do chest compressions
to see if I can get at least his heart started
again. So you press down on him, and it pops,
and all of this liquid comes spraying up, and
he just... Like all of his muscles and the tendons
and his lungs and everything else have liquefied.
And you push down and you go straight to the
ground and all of this like water just covers
you. I need a resolve check for you and Perla.
Oh God. Yeah. I've never regretted like. trying
to help someone so much before my life. I'm just
saying. Oh my god. It's like squeezing the middle
of the toothpaste. I didn't make it. I didn't
make it either. Oh, you both missed it? I feel
like this is completely within bounds of me just
being like, nope, nope, nobody know. I would
agree with you. If I had made it, I think I couldn't
do it. It would bother you even more? Like, why
am I okay with this? All right, let me see here.
Instead of a resolve check, we should make a
con check. This is what the hazmat suits are
for. Yeah, you're definitely going to fail that
con check. There's no... The bar on that is real
high, so... Throwing it up in a hazmat suit is
not probably a fun thing to do. Nope. Nope. Oh,
Nellie, no. So this is a pretty big deal. I'm
rolling a 12 -sider, just so you know. I'm going
to do it individually. So for Perla... Oh, shit.
Perla, you take 12 points. Ouch. Yeah. With that
kind of situation, the 12, 10 to 24 points loss,
I take over the scene and tell you what happens.
So you don't need to roll anything. I got you
covered. Robin, nine. Yeah. So you both take
a huge hit. Perla, you scramble back a few feet.
You throw up in your hazmat suit. And just run
as fast as you can away from the situation, trying
to get your hood off and get free so you can
run faster. We will get back to what happens
with that later. Yeah, I think that sounds appropriate.
Yeah. No, you're running in your puke. I don't
know why. All I can think of is the scene in
Stand By Me where they're having the pie -eating
contest. Yep. Robin, you get to roll a 50 -50
luck check to see whether or not you can handle
this or if you have to roll on the reaction table.
63. So reaction table it is. No part of this
is going my way. This is what I get for trying
to help people. Why don't you roll me a d6, please?
I have one of those right here. three okay you
freeze and you are just kind of stuck there looking
at this goo that's all over this water that's
dripping off your thing and everything else you
can't move you're just floored that this has
happened and that's where we're going to wrap
this episode up thank you all so much All I kept
picturing when she was going in to do the chest
compressions was that scene from The Thing. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Pretty close. I
was really going with RoboCop. When the guy falls
into the toxic goo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's
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