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Welcome to Vikings and Valkyries, an actual play podcast. We are playing When the Wolf

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Comes, a role-playing game set in a reimagined Ragnarok. My name is Ian Stuart Sharpe and

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I will be your Barrow Lord for the ongoing campaign which we call the Thought and Memory

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Saga. Joining us this week are a group of writers and musicians that I like to call

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the authors of their own misfortune. Welcome to you, ornamenters of verse.

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Hello, hello. Thank you. Please send help.

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So let's just do some introductions because this week we're joined by Josh, the author

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of the Gatewatch trilogy, amongst many other things. Josh, just tell us a little bit about

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yourself and your Viking magnum opus.

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Oh, fantastic, guys. My name is Josh Gillingham. Very excited to be joining this madness here

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on the podcast. I'm the author of The Saga of Torren Ten Trees. It's packed full of riddles

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and follows a group of troll hunters through the wilds of the realm of Noros. Third book

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is coming out in the new year, so I'm excited to wrap that trilogy. I'm also the designer

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of Althingi, One Will Rise, which is a board game that puts you in the seat of an Icelandic

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chieftain at the height of the Viking age where you have to accrue influence and wealth,

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and of course, destroy your foes. Yeah, those are my two main Viking related projects. Of

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course, I should probably mention the connection with Ian. I had a little part in the Old Norse

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Phrasebook, which I think has been featured on the podcast a few times too. So that's

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me.

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Very good. Old Norse for Modern Times. Yeah, we collaborated on that. And lots of board

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gamers at the table here, so perhaps they might like a little bit of Orthdingy, the

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board game that was mentioned. Now, you're a little bit of a musician as well, and we've

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got Jason with us today. Jason is also a musician. Jason, do you want to tell us a little bit

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about Oba and what you've got going on?

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Sure. I'm in a band called Oba, and we just released a song called Could Have. It's on

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Spotify. It's on Apple Music everywhere you can find music. And feel free to go check

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that out.

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And if the two of you start a kind of loving duet or strumming in the background, then

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we'll know why. CJ, you've just announced the new exciting release coming up next year.

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Actually, it was a surprise release yesterday. Surprise! It's out. It's really...

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It's what I like to call a soft launch. There are a couple different ways to go about a

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book launch. And there's the one where you build it up, build it up, and then do the

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big release day, which is more and more becoming difficult. Or there's the soft launch where

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you do the slow build.

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I saw that you'd release that first chapter.

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Yeah, you can go to the website or go to my website. You can read the first chapter. For

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those who have read the first trilogy about the Viking Hasting, it starts right up. You'll

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know where we are and what's going on with him. And then it's also designed as a new

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trilogy so it's accessible to new readers who have no idea what Hasting is all about.

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And you get to know him all over again in a new phase of his life. He's now middle-aged.

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Good God, poor man.

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Now Steve, given all of the stuff that we've been talking about, about these Northern Lights

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in the podcast and the search for the mystery behind them, one of your signature series

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is all about HMCS Borealis, no?

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It is indeed. It was meant to be a trilogy, but I'm really bad at counting.

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Yeah. So it wound up being five books. So it's the story of HMCS Borealis, a Canadian

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ship that gets flung to the far end of the universe by accident, which keeps happening,

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and their adventures and perils on their way home.

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It's great fun. I have read all of Steve's books because when I've known him a long time,

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I kind of have to. But they're good. They're still good.

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Thank you for taking time out of your busy, authorial schedules to participate in the

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Vikings and Valkyries podcast again this week. We are at the auspicious point in the evening

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where I'd like to test your Norse mettle and dangle these inspiration points in front of

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you.

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CJ, we're looking at you. J M, we're looking at you.

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I'm a little confused because J as a musician, Ian was giving the impression this was like

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a musical podcast. We're not going to break down the song here or what?

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I was told there'd be show tunes.

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Hold on to your hats. So the question this week for an inspiration point is, can you

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name me three places that the Norse go to when they die?

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Oh, Valhalla.

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Valhalla. Valhalla.

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Well, well, technically. Sessrúmnir as well. It's an agreement that Freyja gets half the

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dead warriors, so half go to her as well.

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I'm enjoying J M already.

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And that's very good. That's very good, Josh. And her halls are actually in Folkvangr, right?

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That's her afterlife. And she, yes, chooses half of the slain to die with her. Okay, so

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Well done, J. Yes, they can go to hell.

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Hel that's the afterlife for most individuals. So you might think that all Vikings go to

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Valhalla, but they don't, as we've just seen there. I do want to just refresh your memory

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about the troll's tongue, what we call the atastupi. We encountered that in a previous

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episode. Now that was actually drawn from one of the Icelandic sagas, Galtrek Saga,

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and members of the household in Gautrek Saga believe they will go to Valhalla after sacrificing

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themselves to Odin by jumping off the precipice known as the atastupi, or the family cliff.

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If you take a big long leap off a huge cliff, then apparently that also gets you there,

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many different ways.

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What happens if you're mauled by a bear and then a group of ne'er-do-wells throw you

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off the cliff? Would he have ended up somewhere nice as well?

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Don't remind me.

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I'm sure there's some kind of paradise that was awaiting Huleif, the horse gelder. Let's

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kick off this week. We're going to open in the dilapidated driftwood trapper cabin at

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the outskirts of Hjálpmakaar the once belonged to Bjarni Bjarnason, but now houses the penniless

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Eir and Ljomi. It's actually becoming something of a witch's hut, isn't it? Because the two

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of you have taken your expert paths. You've levelled up. Can you tell us a little bit

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about what you've chosen and why?

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Ljomi thinks out loud to himself. Although the details of the last few weeks are somewhat

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muddled for me, I remember a great explosion, and we're back here now, and I remember clearly

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the death of my close friend and companion, Eir. Some called him an abomination. Some

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called him atrocity, but I called him only friend, and in his memory I've decided I need

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to better fulfill my own destiny as a speaker for the spirit of the great tree, Yggdrasil,

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and bring a more sober approach to saving life in the world all around me in memory

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of my poor dead friend, that tortured spirit and yet great, great personage that has fallen

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now in battle.

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You stupid bastard. I'm right here. I'm trapped in a dverg.

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Silence machine, I'm thinking.

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I support clear cut logging.

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For the audience members who might be a little lost, the trials and tribulations of that

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last episode where a fallen englar, an angel from another timeline caused mayhem and carnage,

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you've actually suffered a little bit of shock to the system, both of you, and so as your

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trauma totals exceeded your will, you've actually taken a disorder, and so Bill, your disorder

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I have some memory loss. Clearly my character has suffered the most. I'm not sure what Steve

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is going to complain about, but my terrible suffering for the only...

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In your case, Bill, I do want to just remind you to reduce your trauma to zero. You will

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take double trauma from now on from sources, but right now it's zero. You've become a

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Thread Rider, able to reel and ravel the twines of life and fate, something akin to a hedge

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wizard, almost literally in your case.

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Yes, exactly. I plan to spend a lot of time in the hedges.

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Steve, you took the path of a Scratcher.

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Of a Scratcher, yeah. Eir suffered rather a great deal of trauma, and it's affected

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his grasp of reality, that and hanging out with Ljomi. As a result, yes, he's become

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a Scratcher, which allows him to manipulate his own tenuous grip on reality for additional

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combat capability, which is really the sort of thing he's looking for. He feels like he

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needs to lash out more against everyone.

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Now, scratcher might sound like an odd name for a class or a path, but in Old Norse it

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would be Skratti. Skratti is actually where we get our nickname for the devil when we

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talk about Old Scratch. That's where it all comes from. It comes from the Skratti, it

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comes from the scratcher. So you really are right up there as a devil priest. Well done.

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Can you tell us a little bit about how you're adjusting to what we've heard a little bit

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about how you're adjusting to your new form?

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Very poorly. Eir was hoping that if he got killed, he would go back to Valhalla, where

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he was previously. That hasn't happened yet. Instead, he found himself crammed into the

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body of an obsolete deactivated Dverg and is now following around his least favourite

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tree. Yeah, no, he's not coping well. He is struggling to cope with things. Having his

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quote, friend, unquote, the tree, forget that he's still alive, isn't helping.

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It would have been a valid fourth answer to the question I posed at the beginning for

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you to say, inhabiting Steve's mechanical body.

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I was going to suggest nowhere at all as a fourth answer. But yeah.

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CJ, you have taken a much more illustrious path. Do you want to tell us about that? You've

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not only been surviving, you've been thriving.

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I'm rolling my eyes. You can't see it.

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I'm rolling my eyes in case you missed it.

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Yeah, Gigi has been doing all right, standing his ground, facing enemies. And so he has

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chosen the path of the Varangian. It sounds sexier than it is.

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It sounds like an ethnicity or nationality.

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I was going to say a medical condition.

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The Varangians were the faithful companions, the sworn bodyguard of the Byzantine emperors.

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And in this universe, they form a similar role as the sworn protectors of their locale,

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their neighbors. So we expect great things, CJ.

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On your return from the blown up fuel station, Krapti, the law speaker, has called for an

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investigation and he has sent to you, he has sent round to you two detectives or Shire

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Reaves, sheriffs, as we would call them in modern English. He sent these two detectives

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down the long foreboding road to your trapper cabin to ask some pertinent questions. So

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enter Josh and Jay. Why don't you each take a little bit of time to tell us about your

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characters and then feel free to start the interrogation of these unlikely heroes.

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Great. Jay, you want to take it away and then I'll fill in some details.

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My name, or just not my name, my character, I'm already in character here, is Grettir,

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great cloak, and I'm 30 years old. I'm a little on the larger side. I get my pants are a little,

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they have some good elasticity and I'm a nice homely kind of guy. I'm here to just do my

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job and I got long, beautiful hair. So that'll paint the picture for you.

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Fantastic. Well, if you can't tell already, who's going to be a good cop, bad cop. I'm

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playing Tryggvi Ten Trees. He's coming somewhere in his mid forties. He's kind of spending

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enough time outside that it's hard to tell his age. He comes from a long line of dedicated

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troll hunters. He's got kind of like scraggly sort of starting to gray hair. He's got a

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bit of scruff for a beard. He's a little unkempt, but very, very lean, very mean. He is got

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one great passion in life besides hunting trolls, which is brewing mead and then drinking

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in large quantities. He's part of the fellowship of the fulltrui and is a loyal servant of

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the Aesir. It does his best to rid the realm of evil and things that would would harm his

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hird. Other things I would mention about him is he's a little paranoid and he does have

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a disorder, that disorder being that he is an alcoholic, not surprising, seeing as he is

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able to supply himself with vast quantities of both mead and ale.

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You wouldn't be a hard bitten cop if you didn't have a drinking and gambling problem. You've

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been sent by the law speaker to try and get to the bottom of exactly what happened in

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the preceding episodes because these characters, Eir, Gigi and Ljomi have been, anyone who

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kind of hangs around with them for too long seems to disappear into the ether. So over

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to you.

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I feel like I'm seeing the scene from from Grettir and Tryggvi's perspective and give

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a sense of what's the weather, what's the environment like, we're kind of trudging along

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the path.

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This adventure is actually set in the far north. It's in a region called Heimslit, which

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is the Old Norse for the edge of the world. Now in particular, this is set during the

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golden autumn and so the migratory birds have begun to prepare for their long flight southwards.

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The plants are preparing for another long winter, shrinking back into the tundra and

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the ground itself has become red and orange, the mountain tops covered in the first snow.

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And crucially, whilst the previous adventures have all been in bright daylight, the bright

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daylight of the glowing Arctic summer sun, now the midnight sun has begun to brush the

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horizon and so during twilight, the sky is tinted with these beautiful colours in the

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mornings and evenings.

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Fantastic. Alright, so we're treading up to this cabin. It's rather cold, the evening

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is falling, it sounds like, and so there's kind of crisp bitterness to the air. I turn

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to Grettir and I say, Gret, what I would do for a cup of mead right now. You really

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think we're going to find these guys? Any interesting information?

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Trig, your mead is half as good as your detective work. And what's that supposed to mean? We're

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going to find out. All the partners I could have had, had to be. Come on now, Trig, you

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know I'm a good guy. We're here to do a job. Fat, fat, softy. Alright, let's get this over

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with. Is that the cabin there? The cabin is a run down, rammed down cabin.

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Ramshackle edifice that is pretty much held together with rust and logs.

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Alright, let's get this done so I can get back and keep brewing my mead.

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Let's open the door.

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Hey, open up in there.

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Who knocks on the door? What wisdom do you seek? What help can I give you? How can I

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heal your illness and set you on the straight path?

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Who knocks on the door? Who the hell do you think you are?

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It's alright, Trig, it's alright, Trig. Listen, we're just here to ask a couple questions

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and do our job. Would you let us in please?

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Certainly come in and I will teach you of the ways of the world and the wealth of spirit

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using small words.

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Okay, that sounds like a yes.

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I mean, come in.

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So we enter through the door, we're kind of shaking off the cold, we kind of slam the

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door. I think Trig would be sort of, you know, looking to just get in there and get some

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answers.

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Waddling in.

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Give us a sense of the layout inside the cabin. What do we see inside the cabin?

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There isn't actually much to see. There is this alfar, this stately long-limbed alfar

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who is festooned with bugs and in the other corner is a decrepit mangled and presumably

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powered down Dverg that doesn't so much as look up in your direction, but there's not

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much in the way of furniture or living space. There is a pot-bellied stove that once kept

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the trap of Bjarni Bjarnsen warm, but these two haven't even lit it, presumably because

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it might set Bill on fire.

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I think air is currently in some sort of an idle state, like a rest state sort of thing.

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Okay. So what is your name, Tree?

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I am Ljomi, a speaker for the wisdom of the great tree now dead, but continuing on the

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tradition of bringing life to all worlds.

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Life? Have you looked outside? Not much life here. What's your business? Tree and a dwarf?

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This is very suspicious.

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Well no, the Dverg simply followed me. I don't really understand. I assume it's...

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Is he stalking you?

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Is he stalking you?

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Is he following you?

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But yes, yes. I don't know. I don't know really where he came from or what he's doing. It's

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very annoying. We had another one, but that one got broken.

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Grettir. Start letting this down.

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Got broken.

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Already on it, partner.

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It was a terrible accident in town.

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Now I don't know about an accident. All I know is we got a body on our hands. Do you

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know anything of Hulif, the horse whisperer? He had a bad case of the head falling off.

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He was a noble man who threw himself in front of a charging Ísbjörn to save myself and my

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great now dead friend, alas, Eir. And we honor his memory constantly. Not a day goes by we

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didn't wish we still had him with us in case we run into more bears.

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I'm still here. Come out.

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It says things like that from time to time. I don't really know. Some sort of maloperation.

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So it's alive or...?

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I used to be.

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I am Eir.

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It seems to need air. It keeps saying it needs air. And I opened the door and it doesn't

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allow you to...

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I used to be a tree. I was murdered and stuffed in Hagen-Holstein,

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Dverg.

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All right, Trig, you got to go rough this guy up, man. This guy's giving us some bullshit,

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some grade A bullshit.

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Please trump him up.

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Tryggvi pushes the tree aside rather unceremoniously, grabs Dvergr and just lifts him up. Surprising

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given he's got a kind of a thin wire frame, but he's able to do this. And he just starts

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shaking him and be like, look here, Dvergr, I've got the bucket full of mead at home.

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I'm looking forward to drinking. And the only thing standing in my way is you and getting

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an answer to why this guy lost his head. So start speaking up.

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So Gigi knocks at the door and you hear from near the south of the door, Ljomi, it's Gigi.

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My other great close personal friend, another man much like yourselves, I'm sure you will

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all have much in common. He does not seem to like bears particularly.

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Tryggvi drops Eir on the ground, turns around.

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Okay, open the door.

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Who the fuck are you?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Who the fuck are you?

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Who the fuck are you?

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All right, all right, all right.

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I'm not supposed to be here.

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What is wrong with you people?

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Seriously.

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Why are you scared of a droid?

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I have looked at the robot. I cannot find a volume control.

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I'll give you a volume control. If somebody doesn't start giving me some answers, we've

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got people disappearing. Give me some information now.

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Answers to what? We're busy. Ljomi, we must go.

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Busy, busy with?

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This man is frightening my family.

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What's your name, sir?

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Who, me?

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Yes, you.

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Gigi flits back his cape and says, I'm Grjotgarth, the Magnificent. You may know me from the

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All Asgard games.

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Listen, that might be a little past my time, maybe. I'm not sure. But why don't you come

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on in for a second and we're going to ask you a couple of questions along with these

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two fine fellows.

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So Gigi bends forward to get through the door.

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And as he bends forward, Tryggvi winds up and tries to give him like a knee in the stomach

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for insolence.

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Ooh.

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Police brutality.

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So that...

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These guys are not being cooperative.

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Given your size, your knee is just going to hit my shin.

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Right, which will be very comical. So let's do it.

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Now before we have an internecine squabble and everyone ends up in fisticuffs, I'm going

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to interrupt proceedings because there is the sound of shots fired. A submachine gun

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rat attacks bullets into the air and you see another two people follow the now increasingly

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well-worn path. You recognize them as the bodyguards of Finnbogi Asbiönsen and they are

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coming in, weapons hot, firing into the air. One of them yells out,

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Only thing, your balls drip below your dress. Come out and face your doom.

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The other one pipes up, Murderers, you're no more Norseman than fish.

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Who the fuck are they?

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I assume that Tryggvi and Gigi immediately bond now having just about to fight and having

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a common enemy. This is like the most Viking way to become friends. I was going to fight

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you, but now we've got some other people to fight. So they kind of just have this moment

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of looking at each other and they're just like, all right.

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They have called you nithings, the worst Norse insult and one that cannot go unavenged.

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Ljomi steps forward and explains these two men are with a man named Gnocchi who lives

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in town and is the man who broke the previous robot.

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Okay. I take my rifle out.

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As do I. And we like cock them like simultaneously.

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Yeah. Back to back.

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Yeah. 100%.

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And Gigi turns around and steps outside to face them.

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Very good.

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He splits his cape back and he says once again, I am Grjotgarth, the magnificent. You may know

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me from the All Asgard games.

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And then like that moment of distraction, I feel like that's when I take my shot kind

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of from like behind his cape. I just like pop out and.

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It's good we've added someone who's not quite so rash to the group.

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This kicked off quick.

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I would I would counsel that again because you are lawmen. You would you would know this

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in Norse law. You can kill someone in public without suffering serious consequences as

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long as you're open, honest and report exactly what happened. It's not considered murder,

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especially if someone has called you a nithing, the ultimate insult, then you can deal with

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them in such manner as you so choose.

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We will go straight into combat since we've got some trigger happy cops. You let me know

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what you want to do.

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Take cover, Trig. I'm going to try and shoot at him, but take cover.

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So I take cover by the door.

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And I yeah, I sort of like run rush out from behind Gigi's like magnificent magnificent

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flowing cape and there's sort of like a rock and I kind of like like just like dive straight

340
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down baseball style like onto my stomach and I'm just like ready to go.

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Okay, well, air will fortify himself in the event of a stray shot because that's the sort

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of thing that happens.

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He will shield his children and step back into the hut.

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All right, I'm going to take a shot.

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Give me your rolls.

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Okay, so so yeah, I got 20.

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Oh, that's my partner right there.

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16 plus four.

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Very good. Now, so row your damage.

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Eight. I got 18.

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Okay, impressive stuff.

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And Josh, whatever you are at the end of your barrel.

353
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So I rolled my d20 for 16 plus we said modifier of two or four.

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I got Sleight of two.

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Yeah.

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So and then you roll a die six as well to add a weal.

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Okay, and that's just one d6.

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All right, here goes.

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Four.

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Okay, so that brings you above 20.

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That means that you have an Oathsworn ability to do extra damage.

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So I think you're going to roll four die six then.

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Oh, fantastic.

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I'm going for the slightly higher pitched voice guy, the second guy.

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The one that called these the people that you're interrogating, he called the murderers.

366
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Yes.

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Yeah, that's the one.

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And so I got we're just looking for the sum on this one of these four.

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Yep, please.

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Sum is 11.

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You come out guns blazing back to back and instantly fell both of the bodyguards.

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CJ, did you want to do anything?

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Did you want to deliver a coup de grace?

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I think he's just in shock.

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We haven't rolled more than a three.

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What is it?

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Professionals here.

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You're surprised.

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It took me three throws to throw the dynamite into the building.

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Is this what competence looks like?

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I get a coup de grace, well, no, actually, he's going to go up there still.

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They're writhing in pain, right?

383
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Correct.

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He's going to go up and grab one by the collar and say, where is my dvergr?

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The person who you shake passes out with pain and doesn't afford you the opportunity to

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get any answers.

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They are bleeding badly all over the tundra, having just been filled with lead.

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So he drops that one and grabs the other one.

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Where is my dvergr?

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Some of the perils about shooting first and asking questions.

391
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Yeah, potentially we should have a trick.

392
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,160
We maybe should have asked them some questions.

393
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,160
Huh?

394
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,160
Nobody calls me anything.

395
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All right, I'm going to say.

396
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I perhaps could heal them.

397
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I am skilled in the ways of healing.

398
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No, no, don't bother.

399
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,800
We more or less know where they are.

400
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With these two, we might get in.

401
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So you can take us to where we're trying to get to with the answers we want to figure

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out.

403
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,720
Is that what you're telling me?

404
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:46,720
Yes.

405
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What do you think, Trig?

406
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What's your gut say?

407
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Well, we need some answers and seems like these guys are dead.

408
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So I guess it's our best shot.

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A third person now rushes down the path towards the cabin in this twilight.

410
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You recognize him as the law speaker, Krapti Thorfridsen.

411
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He is half dressed.

412
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It clearly has been interrupted by the sounds of shots fired and trying to hastily don his

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official robes.

414
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,840
Just to be clear, Jay and Josh, he is the person who employed you.

415
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He is the ultimate authority in legal terms in this town.

416
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And he bustles up and says, my goodness, yet more bodies.

417
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,000
Will this madness never end?

418
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,640
There was I worried about Fulk the Fair and the delightful Brynn.

419
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But now look at this.

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Gigi throws up his hands.

421
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They're covered in blood and goes, it wasn't me.

422
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Gigi sort of shrugs and he says, well, solving these murders would be much easier than the

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other ones, that's for sure.

424
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This isn't even beginning to be on my list of ever growing concerns.

425
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I was just on my way to find you.

426
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,840
There has been another killing.

427
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,840
Who?

428
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:16,040
Finnbogui Asbjornsson has been slain.

429
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,000
Isn't that who has my droid?

430
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,280
I believe so, but I am all of a flutter.

431
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:28,320
Of course, I do understand that you cannot have had anything to do with it.

432
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:33,360
Even if you were the quick fire arsonist, then you would have to be tried and sentenced

433
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in my court and not killed like dogs in the street.

434
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:45,160
But you will need to both dispose of his bodyguards at the Troll's Tongue and you will need to

435
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go to the Asbjornsson estate and investigate this most heinous crime.

436
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,040
Grettir and Tryggvi, please attend to the matter.

437
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,800
We must get to the bottom of this.

438
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,520
We must be seen to be acting with alacrity.

439
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,480
All right, Grettir, looks like we've got our case.

440
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,480
What do you think?

441
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,000
Should we bring these guys along with us?

442
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,640
I don't think we can trust them not to run away.

443
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,880
Yes, they could be handy.

444
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,880
They could be useful.

445
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Ljomi nods sagely and says, If we are traveling to the Troll's Tongue, I believe we should

446
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bring some flares.

447
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,400
Ah, OK.

448
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,000
Would that be for anything in particular?

449
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,840
Yes, for the bears.

450
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,680
I'm very wise in the ways of the north now.

451
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:37,600
I've been traveling here a long time and apparently lack of flares was part of the problem last

452
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
time.

453
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,200
And talking of bears interrupts crafting.

454
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:47,760
I must surmise that Snow White has made the kill, obviously not set fire to the whole

455
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:54,160
estate, but the body of the Jarl has all of the hallmarks of a classic Ísbjörn attack,

456
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:59,240
a crushed head and a snapped neck.

457
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,080
I believe the men, says Ljomi, should lead the way.

458
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,280
So shall we go investigate the murder or shall we deal with these bodies?

459
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,920
We have to take these two bodies to the Troll Tongue, though.

460
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,360
The Jarl, that must be your first priority.

461
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,880
How cold is it out?

462
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,280
It's now entering what's called the Blue Hour.

463
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:28,800
The Blue Hour is when the particles of light from the setting sun are bent by the atmosphere

464
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,200
and it mixes with these nuances in red and purple.

465
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:40,120
And it certainly becomes much more chilly as the sun just just flirts with the horizon.

466
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Below freezing?

467
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,120
Yes.

468
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,360
Ah, I suggest we investigate first.

469
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,520
The cold will keep the bodies.

470
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,960
Oh, genius.

471
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,400
Yes, ZZ.

472
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400
Gigi.

473
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,400
Gigi?

474
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,640
Is that your name, Gigi?

475
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:59,080
I don't believe I gave you my pet name.

476
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,400
Well us detectives have our way.

477
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,680
We have our ways.

478
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,680
That's incredible.

479
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,060
My friends called me Gigi.

480
00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:07,920
Did we drink in a tavern before, you and I?

481
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,280
That's very possible.

482
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,040
I don't remember drinking, so possibly.

483
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,040
Yes.

484
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,040
Very possible.

485
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,040
All right.

486
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,040
Well, let's go then.

487
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,040
All right.

488
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,040
No time to waste.

489
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,040
Let's go.

490
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:26,640
You hightail it through the town, which is all abuzz with the rumor of the Jarl's demise.

491
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,200
There are people chattering on street corners.

492
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,320
There are people who point at you.

493
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,280
You've all got something of a reputation locally.

494
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:41,840
And as you stride through the town, even escorted by the two Shire Reeves, there are plenty of

495
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:49,400
exclamations of shock and horror and the odd just howl of abuse.

496
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:57,280
On the far side of town, up on one of the hills that roll up towards the glacier, you

497
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,580
see the Asbjornson Mansion.

498
00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:02,880
It is a charred, smoking ruin.

499
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:08,440
Can I use my deduction to maybe find some useful information from the scattered ashes

500
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,200
of the ruined hall?

501
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,200
You can.

502
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:18,800
I'm going to just ask you to hold that thought a minute, and we will make an awareness roll

503
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,640
in the background.

504
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:27,800
But as you come up to the mansion, you see a familiar figure in the form of Val Toki,

505
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:36,560
the Dverg who runs the sickhouse, who appears to be on site to examine the body and perhaps

506
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,680
provide a cremation license.

507
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,520
Finnbogi is rich enough to be exempt from the usual death law rules.

508
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:52,360
The Dverg, when it sees you, wheels over and says, just what do you think you are doing,

509
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,500
Meatbag?

510
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:58,760
I think Tryggvi just sort of stomps off and starts investigating the scene, ignoring the

511
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,760
Dverg.

512
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:07,680
I'll walk over and talk to him, and I'll say, listen, we're just here to investigate the

513
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,520
murder.

514
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:14,040
If you have any information based off of what you gathered from the body, please let us

515
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,040
know.

516
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,600
We're just here to do our job.

517
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,520
I don't want to have to slam anyone's ass here.

518
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,840
I'm saying, I just want it to be easy.

519
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,840
Sure, I take out my rifle.

520
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:34,520
I say, how's this for a little bit of identification, you little piece of shit?

521
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,440
Most acceptable.

522
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:45,120
Death was caused by massive blunt force trauma, possibly caused by a landslide.

523
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:52,200
Grjoltgárð approaches the Dverg and also, in the level up, learned a new language, Doppel-Dverg.

524
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,760
And so he speaks to the Dverg in Doppel-Dverg.

525
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,000
Yes, you now effectively speak machine code.

526
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Well done.

527
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,240
I speak machine code and ask in machine code.

528
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,560
I don't know how I'm going to do this.

529
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:13,440
Ask in machine code where his Dverg might be in the rubble if it knows.

530
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440
100107.

531
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:21,280
No, wait, 1001110.

532
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:27,680
You are asking about the whereabouts of your property.

533
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,920
The Dverg diagnostician has no idea of what you're talking about.

534
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:41,600
He's really just focused on the broken body of Finnbogi that lies in the middle of the

535
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:47,880
tundra, not protected in any way from the elements, not protected from prying eyes.

536
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:54,520
If this is a crime scene, it is a poorly kept one.

537
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,880
I'm going to walk over to Trigg and I'm going to ask him, what do you think of partner?

538
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,400
And Trigg sort of stands up.

539
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,800
He's been kneeling like in the dirt.

540
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,260
He's got some like sort of ash on his mouth because he's been sort of like tasting and

541
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,560
scanning the ground.

542
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,960
And can I do an awareness check to see if I...

543
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,000
Give me an Awareness check, yep.

544
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,480
You get a wheel on that as well.

545
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,280
Okay, perfect.

546
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,600
I am on fire and I just rolled a natural freaking 20.

547
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,320
So Trigg is on it tonight.

548
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,760
Can you come back every week?

549
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,920
Yeah, I was going to say that.

550
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,360
My dice karma is going to run out real fast here.

551
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:39,560
All right, so Trigg looks around and is able to quickly deduce a range of things.

552
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:46,040
So firstly, you see that even in the few rooms untouched by flames, the heat has softened

553
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:51,160
the window glass, caused paint to blister and the furniture to char.

554
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:57,560
And you get a sense that the structure around you could collapse further.

555
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,720
It's very unstable.

556
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:08,560
But you do notice that the fire that caused this conflagration, the inferno that reduced

557
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:17,240
this house to a charred smoking ruin, has actually been started by explosives from within.

558
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:24,040
The blast radius or whatever started the fire has thrown debris out from the center of the

559
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:30,280
house as opposed to down from a collapsing timber frame.

560
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:37,040
Okay, so I stand up, I sort of like wipe my lips a little bit and say, ugh.

561
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:42,160
Yep, just as I suspected, this is not a kitchen fire.

562
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,160
Explosives.

563
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:52,720
There are a couple of staff members who have survived, who are standing, shuddering, shivering

564
00:40:52,720 --> 00:41:02,000
in the cold without their outdoor clothes, standing just in shock as to the death of

565
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:09,000
their master and also understanding full well what will happen to him on his passing.

566
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,920
Tryggvi, son of brilliance, guide us through this perilous riddle, my friend.

567
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,400
Let's go talk to those people.

568
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,400
Yes, see if we get any information.

569
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:25,040
In the meantime, Ljomi is going to engage tree site and just check there aren't any

570
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,160
invisible or hidden items or illusions in play.

571
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:36,100
You see nothing with your extrasensory perception out of the ordinary.

572
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:40,760
So we've got the witnesses or sort of the servants who were part of the household sort

573
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,720
of like lined up and they're kind of huddled together.

574
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:47,720
I don't know if we like start a fire or something, try to warm them up or...

575
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,720
Let's start a fire.

576
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,920
As we start a fire, we're kind of gathered around it.

577
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,640
There's already been enough of a fire.

578
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,960
The whole estate and all of his outbuildings have been down.

579
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,960
Set it back on fire.

580
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,640
Ljomi is stepping back.

581
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,360
Just providing some warmth for you fine folk over here.

582
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,840
Anything you guys need that we can help you out with?

583
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,480
If you're talking to the kitchen staff, they're happy to give you what happened in their own

584
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,480
words.

585
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,640
Please, please do.

586
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:25,280
You see, Herr Asbjörnsson went out as usual for his blue hour walk and in the course of

587
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,040
which he was in the habit of smoking a cigar, but he never returned and I found the hall

588
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:34,600
door open, became alarmed and went in search of the master and his footprints, his foot

589
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:40,160
marks were easily traced to where he was slain, but there were no other marks.

590
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,680
Hmm, suspicious.

591
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:49,240
And that old hunk of junk over there said possibly a landslide.

592
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:52,440
There's literally no evidence of any rocks or rubble.

593
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,000
The man is in clean, open tundra.

594
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,760
Now, Trigg, correct me if I'm wrong.

595
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,360
Was that fricking hunk of junk first one on the scene here?

596
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,720
Something is not adding up here.

597
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,840
He did say that.

598
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,840
He did say that.

599
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,840
Yes, he did.

600
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,840
You're not losing your mind.

601
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:10,840
I'm still a little lazy.

602
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,120
I found some meads that I was investigating as well and I'm a little blurry, but yeah,

603
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,440
no, he did say that.

604
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,440
That's true.

605
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,880
The second servant says,

606
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:27,440
The chimney flute must have been blocked because before it was backpuffing something terrible

607
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,440
and there was a great old stink.

608
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,840
I went to open the windows before I noticed that the chimney exploded and I slid outside

609
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,840
covered in glass.

610
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:40,240
And I slap him in the face and I say, pull yourself together, man.

611
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,240
Pull woman.

612
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:45,440
I was going for someone of a more female persuasion.

613
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,880
I still say, come on, man.

614
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,680
Even the good cop's not that subtle or careful.

615
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,640
This is a Viking Norse world, so yeah, good cop is a relative term.

616
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,640
I do have anger management issues.

617
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,640
That's true.

618
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,720
It's more drunk cop, sober cop.

619
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,240
I try to be a good guy, but sometimes it comes out.

620
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,240
Yeah.

621
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:13,240
Gryotgarth is going to go to one of the windows and look in and look for his droid.

622
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,360
What's this droid you're on about?

623
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,040
I ask, what you on about?

624
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:23,200
I didn't say I was looking for a Dvergar.

625
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,120
I just see you looking for something over there.

626
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,840
OK, well, that's not our main worry, is it?

627
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:39,160
With a little bit of rummaging around in the rubble, you can find the remnants of a machine

628
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:45,800
thrall that was cleaved in two and hung above the mantle piece.

629
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:53,640
Both parts are there for you to reclaim, should you be able to prove that it was indeed your

630
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,680
Dreg and remains under warranty.

631
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:07,760
So Gigi does his little code or whatever and retrieves an item from the Dvergar.

632
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:16,560
So you're going to pocket something secretly from or at least upload it into your new gambat-

633
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,560
tein?

634
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,560
I'm going to...

635
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:28,240
Or sorry, Gigi is going to, yes, pocket it secretly and hopefully no one saw.

636
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,520
Even though Grettir was watching the whole time.

637
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,600
But could he have seen...

638
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,920
He's trying to be very sneaky about it.

639
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,920
Grettir doesn't say anything.

640
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,040
Maybe you need to do a roll.

641
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:51,040
Give me a Sleight roll against Grettir's awareness, because it's a challenge roll.

642
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,160
So Grettir, your awareness is what?

643
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,160
13?

644
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,560
My awareness is 14.

645
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,480
OK, so with your slight roll, CJ, you've got to get higher than a 14.

646
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,520
Yeah, that's not going to happen.

647
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,960
It's good that Gigi doesn't stand out in the crowd or anything.

648
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,440
10.

649
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,360
That was unusual though.

650
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,960
That was a good roll.

651
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960
That counts as a huge roll.

652
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,080
So, Jay, whether Grettir decides to...

653
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,080
I just mention it to Trigg.

654
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,160
Yeah, Tryggvi  just sort of nods.

655
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:32,000
And Grettir, something isn't adding up here.

656
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:38,160
These new strangers, you know, explosion, even the story of the kitchen staff, we're

657
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,160
missing something here.

658
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,160
What is it?

659
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:44,920
I'm interested in that.

660
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,640
The one who we talked to first that I talked to earlier.

661
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,960
Why don't we give him the old one too?

662
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:56,040
Yes, let's go back and see if we can cause him to offer us some more information that

663
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,040
would be useful.

664
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,360
You're talking about Val Toki, the Dverg doctor?

665
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,360
Val, yes.

666
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,360
That's the one.

667
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,600
Do we have a history with this guy?

668
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,600
Like, are we local?

669
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,600
Do we know him?

670
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,120
Or is this like we're just from out of town and this is...

671
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,320
He runs the sick house.

672
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,560
He's with the sick house.

673
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,440
He has this town's equipment of a hospital.

674
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:22,840
He would be on crime scenes that you've dealt with in the past as a kind of either a first

675
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:32,940
responder or as the meat wagon to take away the bodies and take them back to the morgue.

676
00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:34,280
So we'd be well acquainted with him.

677
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,280
Okay, all right.

678
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,280
All right.

679
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:40,680
He's the world's biggest conversationist, you might not be well acquainted with him,

680
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,080
but certainly you know of him.

681
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,080
All right.

682
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,080
So shall we approach?

683
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,840
Yeah, so we walk up to him.

684
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,680
What is he doing as we walk up to him?

685
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:59,400
He is wrapping up the body in preparation for a Viking funeral that he tells you will

686
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400
be on the morrow.

687
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:08,680
The jarl will be burned, sent back to his ancestors and then his ashes entombed in the

688
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,680
family vault.

689
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,480
I just want to say, hold up, Val.

690
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,840
I want to inspect the body myself.

691
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,040
This is still an active crime scene.

692
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,040
You can't start destroying the evidence quite yet.

693
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,040
Yeah.

694
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,040
We need to figure a few things out.

695
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,040
Hey, what's this about the landslide?

696
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,040
We don't see any evidence of a landslide here.

697
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,960
Why did you say that?

698
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,960
You are in error.

699
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,960
I suggest you look harder.

700
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,120
Okay, I come from behind him and I grab him, hold him back.

701
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,120
I'm holding him there.

702
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,120
I'm holding him.

703
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,520
You know, I got him in front of me, kind of in a, like I got two, if he's got arms, I'm

704
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,520
holding his arms.

705
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,520
Yeah, 100%.

706
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,520
I'm holding him there.

707
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,960
And Tryggvi just like gets right up to his face.

708
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,960
Yeah.

709
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,640
Listen, you little brass can, you're going to tell us all that you know about this landslide

710
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,360
and help us fill in a few pieces or else.

711
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,120
This burial is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

712
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,760
I look at, I look at Grettir.

713
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,680
I'm going to narrow my eyes a little bit.

714
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,960
And I nod.

715
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,360
Ljomi wanders forward to have a better look at the body.

716
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:17,400
You're right in that it clearly was caused by massive blood force trauma.

717
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:25,480
There is no rubble or loose rocks in the vicinity, but the body, as Krapti has suggested, has

718
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:32,000
all the hallmarks of a classic Isbjorn attack, a crushed head and a snapped neck.

719
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,880
I have a medicine scientific professional background as well as a reuse.

720
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:42,000
So does the medicine allow me any bigger insights into the injuries or anything?

721
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,840
It's just, he's beyond.

722
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,840
Give me a Wits roll.

723
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,840
Okay.

724
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:46,840
Yep.

725
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,840
All right.

726
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,560
Moving between three different locations to do that dice roll.

727
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,520
I rolled 13 and added a three.

728
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,080
Stop being so observant.

729
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:06,480
Finnbogi clearly died after a vicious and bitter struggle and was crushed to death.

730
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,480
Okay.

731
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,160
So I say, Ljomi, what's the, what's the sitch?

732
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,120
What do you see?

733
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:18,600
The, the Gnocchi has definitely died from being crushed.

734
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:22,680
I don't think it's completely clear what caused the damage.

735
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,760
Perhaps a bear, perhaps something pretending to be a bear.

736
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,040
I'm not really sure.

737
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,080
I did notice our old friend.

738
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,600
The bolt bag is, is hanging on the wall over there.

739
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:40,240
If that's important to you, that's the one that was damaged earlier.

740
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,040
Where is our current bolt bag?

741
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,120
I am right here.

742
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,920
Oh, sorry.

743
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,680
I didn't notice you.

744
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,680
I know.

745
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,440
Well, we know he didn't do it, right?

746
00:50:52,440 --> 00:51:00,760
I sort of nodded and kind of stumble away from the, from the, from the conversation.

747
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,800
And I'm gonna start scanning the ground to see if I could see any tracks.

748
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:08,080
And I've kind of like a little bit blurry in my eyes, but I think I see something.

749
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,080
Can I roll?

750
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:16,040
Can I roll to see if I have the awareness to recognize the tracks leading away from

751
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,480
the, from the scene?

752
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:22,560
You don't need to roll anything because as the witness, the first witness had suggested

753
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:31,960
to you, the only tracks that are in the tundra, pressed into the tundra, are Finnbogi Asbjornsons's

754
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,960
boot tracks.

755
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:38,320
There are no other tracks around at all.

756
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:44,400
I kind of poke my head up, look at Grettir and say, Grettir, there's no other tracks.

757
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,400
You know what that means, right?

758
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,400
Suicide.

759
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,400
Oh, yeah.

760
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,240
I was thinking since he was crushed, it's kind of hard to crush yourself by suicide,

761
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,440
but maybe something that doesn't walk attacked him.

762
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,680
Maybe something that flies.

763
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,760
What detective school did you go to?

764
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:06,320
You only as impressed by the clear thinking of these new detectives.

765
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:12,920
Killer was just a stone's throw away.

766
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:22,080
Okay, so I, I'm going to roll Val down onto the ground and say, you're not going anywhere

767
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:26,360
until we get more information out of you.

768
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,360
We know you're lying.

769
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,400
No, and I just kind of give him like a little kick for emphasis, like I'm backing up.

770
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,400
Yeah.

771
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,120
Say, I want to be a nice guy, Val, but you're making it real hard.

772
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:45,840
The Dverg Diagnostician rather than resist simply says this conversation can serve no

773
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,760
further purpose and powers down.

774
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,880
Damn it.

775
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,720
There goes one of our witnesses.

776
00:52:55,720 --> 00:53:02,280
Not not dead, just refusing to have anything to do with you by going inert.

777
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:07,240
So you're saying on the wall there is Eir's old body.

778
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,240
Is that correct?

779
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,280
Or was it what was on the wall?

780
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,520
Something was pinned to a wall.

781
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,920
Something was pinned to a wall.

782
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:25,480
It was the, it was the two separate halves of a Dverg that was cleaved into a ritual

783
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:29,920
combat known as a holmgang by Finnbogi himself.

784
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,120
Okay.

785
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:38,560
Using his illustrious heirloom sword in the bear paw sword forged by Vikings next a thousand

786
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,560
years ago.

787
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,560
I'm not gonna lie.

788
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,560
I'm stumped, Trig.

789
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,560
I'm stumped, man.

790
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,560
Oh, this mead is not helping.

791
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Or maybe it is.

792
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560
I don't know.

793
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,560
Not helping with the case.

794
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,560
Not helping with the case.

795
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,560
Yes.

796
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:54,280
It sure is a headache.

797
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,640
Ljomi has a closer look at Finnbogi

798
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,640
Finnbogi has treads.

799
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Is that right?

800
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,640
Treads?

801
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,640
He moves around on treads or wheels?

802
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:04,640
What's it?

803
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Val Toki.

804
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Val Toki

805
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,640
Oh yeah.

806
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,280
It's my character that's supposed to have trouble with the names.

807
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280
Just really channeling.

808
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:19,920
Val Toki moves around on a state of the art chassis with exquisite lar steel wheels designed

809
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,440
for the tundra.

810
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,840
And are there marks around him where he moves?

811
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,840
There are.

812
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,840
Yes.

813
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,840
Okay.

814
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,040
But none near, okay.

815
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:34,160
So this man was killed by a bear, right?

816
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,160
We've discerned that much, Trig.

817
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
Isn't that right?

818
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,160
Seems so.

819
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Seems so.

820
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:48,120
And the first suspect that we came out here to investigate was also killed by a bear.

821
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,120
Was he not, Trig?

822
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,080
I think we've got a bear problem here, Grit.

823
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080
Someone called a park ranger.

824
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,080
Yeah.

825
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,080
I guess that's us.

826
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,080
So I guess we're going on a bear hunt then.

827
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,080
Yes, so.

828
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,040
Should we bring these guys along with us?

829
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,000
Or they just slow us down?

830
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,240
I think we for sure bring that little, that weird little guy.

831
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,160
That weird little robot guy.

832
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,160
Let's bring the weird robot guy.

833
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,160
Yeah, let's do it.

834
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:23,040
You notice on the periphery of your vision a plume of smoke back on the other side of

835
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:30,160
the car, which would presumably be in the direction of your trapper cabin.

836
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,160
Oh, good.

837
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,040
They're burning that house down.

838
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,040
Wasn't much in there, was there?

839
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,040
Nope.

840
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,040
All right.

841
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,640
I mean, that could be a ruse, right?

842
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,640
It could be a trick.

843
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:48,040
So we got to be aware of ambush because what are they burning down really?

844
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,840
There was nothing of value in there.

845
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:53,320
It's burning that down.

846
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,200
We're trying to distract us from something else that's going on.

847
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,200
Yes.

848
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,640
Or maybe it's one of those bear arsonists.

849
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:05,360
I was going to say, these arsonist bears, we've got to get this under control.

850
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,360
Is Val Toki still where we are?

851
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,840
Val Toki is still there?

852
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:09,840
He stopped talking.

853
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:10,840
He is indeed.

854
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:15,040
I'm just going to give you a little bit of Norse background, a bit of Norse lore.

855
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:21,760
Husbrenna, house burning, was a technique sometimes employed in blood feuds and political

856
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,840
conflicts to assassinate people.

857
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:29,920
Typically attackers would surround the house to prevent the escape of inhabitants.

858
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:35,600
And although they sometimes let women and children go, they just set fire to it, wouldn't

859
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,760
let people leave.

860
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:42,160
It was usually seen as highly despicable because there was little opportunity for victims to

861
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:49,440
defend themselves, but it may well be that a blood feud or some kind of conflict has

862
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,480
taken place and Finnbogi has been...

863
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:58,680
Actually, it was intended that he was to burn to death in his house and he escaped.

864
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,640
I'll give you that as a little bit of extra detective work.

865
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,640
All right.

866
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:04,640
We're just to be clear.

867
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,040
We said there's no way to track this up for Finboggi's that lead away.

868
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:12,120
There's no kind of scattered crowd that might have come and burned or there's no paw prints

869
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:17,760
that we can kind of see in the vicinity of the ashes and the burned structure.

870
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,760
All of those things are true.

871
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:24,280
There is nothing that can be seen, footprints or evidence.

872
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,640
Trig, you ever seen a bear fly?

873
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:29,640
Never seen a bear fly.

874
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,520
I have seen a bear dig though.

875
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,160
Maybe that's too off language.

876
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:38,400
Am I onto something here or am I just too deep into the mead Trig right there?

877
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,680
Give me a swig and I'll think about it for a second.

878
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:49,440
Is there a chance that Eir's current diverged body includes some sort of mead attachment?

879
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,880
It would be really handy right now.

880
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,080
We could be brewing on the...

881
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,920
So you can all drink to the dearly departed.

882
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,280
Well, I will.

883
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,280
Let's do this.

884
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,280
Okay.

885
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:11,640
The townsfolk all gather solemnly and you see throngs of people come to pay their respects

886
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,200
There is copious drinking.

887
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,080
There are flagons passed.

888
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:25,720
There are horns raised and much quaffing takes place and you're all kind of caught up in

889
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:36,400
the grief, the displays of regret and remorse and the drinking carries on all the way through

890
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:42,560
the night to the next day when a funeral pyre is gathered.

891
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:52,240
The few bits of wood that do drift to these farflung shores are gathered and the jarl

892
00:58:52,240 --> 00:59:01,440
is draped in new clothes prepared specially for the funeral and you are all gathered at

893
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:06,320
his side to see him off into the afterlife.

894
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:13,440
The law speaker does insist that you leave Val Toki be and let him go about his business.

895
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:21,440
It does seem to be a vast overreach of your procedural police powers to intern the local

896
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,440
doctor.

897
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:28,640
Well, Tryggvi and Grettir maybe not quite so involved in the preparations as they don't

898
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,800
have such a connection sort of personally to them.

899
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:38,800
Maybe we're sifting about asking if anybody's seen any sort of evidence of these ice fairs

900
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,800
anywhere.

901
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:45,880
Maybe caves while out there hunting or tracks or droppings.

902
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:51,960
And even asking also about there was obviously a fire that we didn't go to, right?

903
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,200
Yeah, yeah.

904
00:59:54,200 --> 01:00:02,080
The fire you find out about quite quickly, indeed the Bjarnie Bjarnardsons shack has burned

905
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:08,920
down to the ground leaving poor Bill and Steve entirely homeless.

906
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:14,320
Someone has burned that down at the same time as you were searching the rubble of the Asbjornson

907
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:15,320
estate.

908
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:24,440
There are some other eager witnesses who come forward as you are probing and prodding the

909
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,920
various assembled mourners.

910
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:34,760
Some diverge come up to you and say, we are delighted to be making your connection.

911
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,960
Look at him this one, sworn to go to the scrapheap.

912
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,440
You are what we call a vintage, yeah?

913
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:49,640
We want to report to you that we saw a lonely valker truddling off to the town and then

914
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,240
he was followed by a greedy tooth.

915
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,720
Only when we rode to the rescue and chased away the ice bear, there was not even a morsel

916
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,240
of meat in his left.

917
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:08,480
These are the diverge miners from mine number seven who have apparently seen something on

918
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,480
the tundra.

919
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:16,360
Trigg, it sounds like an old case of suicide by bear.

920
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,360
Suicide by bear, classic.

921
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,840
You don't want to make enemies with them bears.

922
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,480
No, you don't.

923
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:27,800
So do we have a location from these people of where exactly, you know, what they saw?

924
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,680
Can they point us in the direction?

925
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:36,960
It was out by mine number seven on the way to the Troll's Tongue, but decorum would suggest

926
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:44,440
that you hang back a little bit and pay your respects to the senior nobleman of the settlement

927
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:50,480
and attend to his funeral pyre before you carry on your inquiries.

928
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:55,240
Trigg is kind of getting like a little bit anxious, you know, kind of like squirming

929
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:59,520
and stuff a little bit and he just wants to get on the trail, but he realizes his employer

930
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,320
and his partner would probably suggest that he stay.

931
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,680
So I guess we attend the ceremony.

932
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:13,800
Yeah, you know, the Jarl actually posed Grettir a debt of gratitude and I guess I'll never

933
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,800
get that, huh?

934
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,800
That is true.

935
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:16,800
That is true.

936
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,800
That is true.

937
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,800
That's okay.

938
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:19,800
Not in this life.

939
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:20,800
Not in this life.

940
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:26,920
The stately Alfar Oldinger leads the town in songs, chants and ceremony.

941
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:31,120
The funeral pyre is built like a syndrome drifted in satellite.

942
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:39,200
It burns fiercely under the setting sun and then in the blue hour of dusk, tributes and

943
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:40,680
gifts are gathered.

944
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:48,880
It includes the two surviving thralls who are ritually and wordlessly beheaded.

945
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:55,480
The townsfolk also drag over a disgruntled skidverg and kick it into the fire.

946
01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:01,360
Some of the mourners alongside you, they remark that it's comforting for the rich, but when

947
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:07,120
they die, they can shuffle off this mortal coil surrounded by their slaves, pets and

948
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,120
livestock.

949
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:14,760
You will be glad to know though that Snow White, the secret is beyond, is not to be

950
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,920
seen, is not sacrificed or interred.

951
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:26,520
And after a long and slightly drab ceremony, you feel free to say something for the dearly

952
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,640
departed.

953
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,200
You knew Finnbogi well.

954
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:35,640
If you wish to pay homage to the man, you're welcome to do so.

955
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:39,560
I just got one thing to say about him.

956
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:45,860
He owed me a couple of beers and I'll never get those back.

957
01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:49,280
So I'll see you the next life.

958
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:54,200
CJ anything from the next ranking member of the nobility?

959
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,200
No.

960
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,200
Spirit horn?

961
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,200
Fair enough.

962
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:09,720
Nothing elegant or sad crosses your lips or furrows your brow.

963
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:18,560
All of you are happy to move on and follow the various townsfolk back into town.

964
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:23,480
Finnbogi's ashes are placed, as I said, in the family burial mound near his house

965
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:30,000
and townsfolk begin to wander back somewhat sozzled from all of the drinking, return in

966
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,320
slow procession back to town proper.

967
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:49,640
As you all reach the corner by Gunnar's store, you hear an ear splitting scream.

968
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,720
Sounds like it's coming from the Cooking Kettle.

969
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:58,580
I think Tryggvi is finally feeling himself again now that he's partaken in a much funeral

970
01:04:58,580 --> 01:05:04,520
for wine and mead and so he's back to his regular sort of sharpness.

971
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:09,480
And so he hears a sound, looks great here.

972
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,160
Well, shall we investigate?

973
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,200
That's what we're here for, isn't it?

974
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,200
Let's do it.

975
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:22,680
The cooking kettle is the local hostery that you have imbibed the finest ales in many times.

976
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:28,040
It's owned by Solveig Cooking Kettle, who greets you at the door.

977
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:33,040
She won't go in, she's hysterical and beside herself.

978
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,840
It was her who presumably let out the ear splitting scream.

979
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,720
She says, Oh, my darlings, who would do such a thing?

980
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:45,000
They've killed Bessie and Brownie and Buttercup.

981
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:51,240
So we sort of arrive at the scene, we sort of like dash past her, we look in, what do

982
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:54,000
we see inside the building?

983
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:58,560
Give me a will challenge roll if you would.

984
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,080
All right, will challenge roll.

985
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:05,080
So I have got for you, Jay, for Grettit, that's giving me a will change roll and anyone

986
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,680
else who is following them.

987
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,840
Steve, are you in hot pursuit?

988
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,360
I wouldn't say hot.

989
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,840
He's in.

990
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,480
I don't think he can manage that sort of speed.

991
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:18,480
But yeah, no, he'll be rolling up behind them because he wants to see who's going to die

992
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:19,480
next.

993
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:24,720
So anyone give me a will roll if you were going into the cooking kettle to see what

994
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,400
Solveig is so upset about.

995
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,440
Is deviancy help in any way in this case?

996
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:35,560
You know, I will, because there is definitely something that has been sacrificed beyond.

997
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:41,520
Then I will offer guest counsel to my new allies so they get one will on their challenge

998
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,680
rolls because I am a deviant.

999
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:49,120
Okay, everyone roll their dice 20s.

1000
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:53,960
The mead has and wine has not had the effect we had hoped for.

1001
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,520
And I rolled a two.

1002
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,920
Oh, I rolled minus one.

1003
01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,920
Wow.

1004
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:02,000
Now this is feeling more normal.

1005
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,960
Oh, what did you get?

1006
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:07,000
I got a net 20.

1007
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Fantastic.

1008
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000
The gods are with us.

1009
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Steve, what did you get?

1010
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Can I take a picture?

1011
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Eleven.

1012
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,680
I don't get the advantage of my own guest counsel, right?

1013
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,840
Okay, then just eleven.

1014
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,840
Jay, what did you get?

1015
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,840
I got a plus three.

1016
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:28,640
It's only Josh who suffers despite having hopefully a strong stomach as you delve deeper

1017
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,680
and you go into the basement where there is a dairy.

1018
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:37,400
Obviously, you don't want the cows wandering the tundra, so there's a dairy below.

1019
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:43,160
The room is hot and still apart from the clanking of a broken fan, but the smell of slaughter

1020
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,440
hits you like a wall.

1021
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:52,480
All of the cows within have been exsanguinated and their tongues cut out.

1022
01:07:52,480 --> 01:08:00,000
The carcasses look like giant, deflated plush toys and trade your mead that you've been

1023
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:08,840
drinking the funeral wine instantly comes up and splashes all over the floor.

1024
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:12,720
To which Solveig says, oh, man up, princess.

1025
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,720
Use your initiative.

1026
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:14,720
What's wrong with you?

1027
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:19,160
Tryggvi is sort of like kind of falls back, stumbles back.

1028
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:26,240
He's having flashbacks of seeing many of the previous partners and colleagues killed in

1029
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:33,360
a similar way and it's sort of causing him to start to neurotically gaze about and start

1030
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:34,360
to breathe faster.

1031
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,960
Well, what am I going to do now?

1032
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,960
I don't know.

1033
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:44,280
How am I going to give this hulking prima donna his morning latte?

1034
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:49,240
Oh, I.

1035
01:08:49,240 --> 01:09:05,760
No sooner have you examined this commotion in the cooking kettle, you are alerted to

1036
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:10,880
yet another fracas at the sickhouse.

1037
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,160
You can hear a clamor.

1038
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:17,920
You can hear people screaming and streaking and running through the streets.

1039
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:24,760
Also, all of the dogs in town are suddenly howling themselves mad, foaming at the mouth

1040
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:31,880
and three bull elks tear down the main street, letting out loud screeching bugles.

1041
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:35,320
Something at the sickhouse has clearly disturbed them all.

1042
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:36,320
Let's go to the sickhouse.

1043
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:37,320
Loud and safe.

1044
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:38,320
And everybody, let's get to it.

1045
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,320
Let's get there.

1046
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:43,640
All right, so we get to the sickhouse for all like Trig.

1047
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,800
He's a little bit out of breath, but his adrenaline is pumping.

1048
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,800
His blood is rushing.

1049
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:54,320
He's fighting down the image of what he saw just then.

1050
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:57,000
And what do we see when we get to the sickhouse?

1051
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:04,860
So Val Toki, the dverg that you abused just a few hours ago, is standing in the doorway

1052
01:10:04,860 --> 01:10:11,240
and he says to you, I did not get a good look at the assailant, but it was much taller than

1053
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:17,520
the average meat bag or in the order of magnitude of your well manicured muscle head here.

1054
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:24,720
I do detect fewer malodorous particles, however, from this gentleman.

1055
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,640
May I interest you in some happy death day merchandise?

1056
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:35,520
I am offering a discount as I do not calculate a successful ROI in the near future.

1057
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:40,360
I think it could be sort of like shoves him aside and starts.

1058
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,360
I don't know.

1059
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:45,560
What else do we see at the scene behind this idiotic robot?

1060
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:48,040
Give me an awareness roll.

1061
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,480
All right.

1062
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:50,480
Eleven.

1063
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,520
Eleven.

1064
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:58,880
You notice that there are puddles of melt water lying around the office.

1065
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:08,000
The assailant had obviously walked recently across the wet and boggy tundra.

1066
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:14,360
Some of the patients in actual fact, you recognize, at least some of you recognize someone called

1067
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:21,880
Heimric, who was a technician who accompanied you to the fuel station.

1068
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,080
Heimric is in one of the sick house beds.

1069
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:30,440
He has the covers clutched around him and he is trembling.

1070
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:33,360
He says, something ain't right.

1071
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,280
There's an evil presence, I tell you.

1072
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:38,280
Evil.

1073
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,280
All right.

1074
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,000
Let's evil presence.

1075
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:47,400
We got big shadows, big, big, tall, double sized meat bags.

1076
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,160
Ice bears.

1077
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,280
Ice bears.

1078
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,440
Any sign of an ice bear here?

1079
01:11:54,440 --> 01:12:02,200
The technician, Heimric, says, no ice bears, but there's something up on the roof.

1080
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,720
Climb the walls it did.

1081
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:11,280
Be in against the tiles so hard that every beam in the place was cracking.

1082
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:16,120
Triggvi sort of looks at Grettir here and sort of narrows his eyes again and then they both

1083
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,120
look up at the same time.

1084
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,440
Do they see anything?

1085
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:26,120
You don't see anything immediately inside, but you might be able to get access to the

1086
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,980
roof if you so decide.

1087
01:12:28,980 --> 01:12:30,880
So Triggvi turns to Grettir

1088
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:34,320
I guess there's only one way to find out what's on that roof, eh?

1089
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:35,320
Let's get up there.

1090
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,320
Let's go.

1091
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:40,600
Could Eir use Black Sight from inside the room to look up at the roof?

1092
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,080
Or is he too far away from the ceiling?

1093
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:50,920
You are a little bit far, but in the interest of the narrative and since you do try on a

1094
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:59,480
routine basis to use Black Sight, I will let you glance through the rafters and up onto

1095
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:08,200
the tiled roof where you can indeed see a heavy form, a hulking form that is clamping

1096
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,700
along the rooftop.

1097
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:18,400
Are there adjacent buildings close enough that one could jump from rooftop to rooftop?

1098
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:19,400
There are.

1099
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:24,880
If you, Jay, wanted to go and find one of those while Tryggvi went up the main staircase

1100
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:25,880
perhaps?

1101
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,880
I'm going to say Triggy.

1102
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,880
I'm going to try and get us a better angle out there if you want to try and corner this

1103
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:31,880
bastard.

1104
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:32,880
All right.

1105
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:33,880
I'll start climbing.

1106
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:39,960
So I'll head outside and I'm going to try and get on a neighboring roof.

1107
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:44,200
Do you need help or should I finish this latte?

1108
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:48,280
Please accompany our friend Trig there if you could.

1109
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:50,160
Can do.

1110
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:51,960
All right.

1111
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,600
Bring the latte.

1112
01:13:54,600 --> 01:14:06,080
Tryggvi, you are a warden and you cannot be surprised such as your senses are well honed.

1113
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:14,400
As you step first up through the fire escape towards the roof, you see a bloated, swollen

1114
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:26,360
form, a corpse hell-blue and rotten, dressed in the furs of a trapper.

1115
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:30,880
Will you take a fast turn or a slow turn because combat has instantly begun?

1116
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,960
Oh, I'm taking a fast turn.

1117
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:38,400
Tryggvi under his breath says, I think I'm about to find out how these other people died.

1118
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:39,800
OK, fast turn.

1119
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,200
You get to go first and make your roll.

1120
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,200
Perfect.

1121
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:47,040
OK, so I take my roll here.

1122
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:51,800
You can mark the target and add a weal to that roll.

1123
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,800
OK.

1124
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,800
Oh, no.

1125
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:54,800
All right.

1126
01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:00,480
I got three plus three, so six.

1127
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:13,200
OK, in haste, you try and fire a volley from your gun, whatever this swift moving, foul-smelling

1128
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:14,200
creature is.

1129
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:20,880
You've just been puking up your guts and now you're retching even more because of the decaying

1130
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,360
smell.

1131
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:31,560
Whatever it is, once you... that's 20 damage.

1132
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:37,800
I also going to need you to make a slight roll to see whether you can stay on the roof.

1133
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,800
Come on.

1134
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:42,960
OK, there's a slight roll and I get a bonus, I think, here of...

1135
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:43,960
I get plus...

1136
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:44,960
What is this?

1137
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,960
Plus two for Sleight.

1138
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:47,960
OK.

1139
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:48,960
So I've got...

1140
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,960
Oh, OK, five plus two.

1141
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:52,960
Seven.

1142
01:15:52,960 --> 01:16:02,360
I'm going to need you to take another 15 damage as you fall from the third store, landing

1143
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:07,120
heavily on the porch below.

1144
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,520
Where am I at this point?

1145
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:18,200
You're watching your partner be flung from the building like a rag doll and land heavily,

1146
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:25,200
presumably before his bones breaking as he hits the ground with a sickening thud.

1147
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:31,200
I just like the crunch and crackle of every bone.

1148
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,320
My God.

1149
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:41,000
You started so well, but I think you've taken so much damage there that you have been eliminated

1150
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,440
from proceedings.

1151
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:46,200
I think Tryggvi has fired his last shot, that is for sure.

1152
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,200
That is for sure.

1153
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,440
Down in a blaze of glory, though.

1154
01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:51,920
He went down several stories in a blaze of glory.

1155
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:52,920
There was that.

1156
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:57,040
Josh, thank you for joining us.

1157
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:03,600
We will maybe see you in Valhalla or in Folkvanger or maybe just in Hell.

1158
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,600
Maybe, maybe.

1159
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,920
Well, thanks for having me on.

1160
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:10,800
Thanks to my partner there, too, Jay, for playing Grettir.

1161
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,760
And yeah, it was fabulous to be part of this little adventure.

1162
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,760
Jay.

1163
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,560
So am I on the roof of another?

1164
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:20,880
Am I on a roof or am I on the ground still?

1165
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:25,720
You were on the roof looking over at your partner who was flung from the rooftop.

1166
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:34,280
Can you make me a will challenge roll with two woes, please?

1167
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,000
Oh, good.

1168
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,320
I'm not suicidal, just so you know.

1169
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,360
OK, here we go.

1170
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,360
Roll.

1171
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:42,360
So here we go.

1172
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:43,360
Oh my God.

1173
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:49,080
I got a four on the D20 and now so four minus four.

1174
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:51,480
I know you just take the larger one.

1175
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:53,520
Yeah, four minus three.

1176
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:54,520
Not much better.

1177
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:58,200
So a roll of one.

1178
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:05,480
Feel free to describe the shock to your system as you watch your partner of many years tumble

1179
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:08,600
off the rooftop.

1180
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:12,160
It has cost you dearly in terms of your mental fortitude.

1181
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:17,720
I instantly have bubble guts and I have a little accident in my pants.

1182
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:20,240
And then I shout to the sky.

1183
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,980
I shout, why?

1184
01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:31,240
And then I bang on my big belly like, oh, and then so I'm trying to I'm getting mad,

1185
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,840
but I'm feeling crazy.

1186
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:38,600
CJ, you're standing right there at the top of the fire escape as the warden is tossed

1187
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,640
off the rooftop.

1188
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:50,240
You see only a smoky haze, whatever body was there briefly momentarily dissipates into

1189
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:58,360
a gaseous form and drifts down the side of the building and off into the tunnel.

1190
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,240
OK, am I dead?

1191
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:03,480
No, you just shit yourself.

1192
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:04,480
It may feel like it.

1193
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,480
Oh, OK, OK.

1194
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:06,480
You're still.

1195
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,480
I'm just asking God.

1196
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:22,320
So he looks over the side of the fire escape and says, oh, no, I also like that one.

1197
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:27,440
Your lead detective appears to have expired.

1198
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:39,760
Ljomi calls up to Gigi, I am terribly sorry for your loss.

1199
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,520
The machine is making noise again.

1200
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:45,920
I really must have it fixed.

1201
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,920
Eir will approach Val Toki.

1202
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:52,080
You have a nice balloon.

1203
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:58,480
You're going to need to translate that for me, I'm afraid.

1204
01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:03,960
Oh, yes, if there was a nice balloon to commemorate today's many deaths.

1205
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:07,440
I think he said there's one on sale.

1206
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:09,280
Yes, I heard there was a sale.

1207
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,280
Yeah.

1208
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:11,280
Gigi speaks double dverg.

1209
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,280
Surely he could have dressed.

1210
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:15,280
He just doesn't care to.

1211
01:20:15,280 --> 01:20:23,400
You may indeed purchase anything from his fine line of happy death day merchandise.

1212
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:34,400
Val Toki does go and scoop the fallen hero up off the floor, then turns to you and says,

1213
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:42,080
I will need volunteers to take the various bodies to the troll tongue.

1214
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:48,000
None of these gentlemen have sufficient funds to be burned on the pyre, like the Viking

1215
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,560
Jarl.

1216
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:56,840
Can Gigi go onto the roof and investigate the area where the nebulous it was swirling

1217
01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:01,400
around and see if he can find anything of interest?

1218
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:05,480
There are a few puddles of meltwater, as I described, suggesting that someone had walked

1219
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,040
across the tundra.

1220
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:13,840
And it's common for all of you as you walk through the boggy tundra, the mud and moisture

1221
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:14,840
accumulate.

1222
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,840
But other than that, there's nothing else.

1223
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,760
Well, Eir is heavily traumatized.

1224
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:26,840
And in the past, that has helped him to see things that aren't actually there or aren't

1225
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:27,840
necessarily there.

1226
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:31,320
So he will probably believe that that will help him again.

1227
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,660
Does he see anything that the others do not?

1228
01:21:33,660 --> 01:21:36,180
Anything horrible and traumatizing?

1229
01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:37,180
He does not.

1230
01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,760
Treesight, as well.

1231
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:39,760
There are no trees here.

1232
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,840
Will you stop that?

1233
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:54,720
With Treesight, you see a rapidly receding, swirling mist that disappears towards the

1234
01:21:54,720 --> 01:22:03,040
west out of town and into the tundra in the direction of Mine 7, the attestupi troll's

1235
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,040
tongue.

1236
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:07,520
Mine 7 and the troll's tongue.

1237
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:11,680
They were all at the same time, if you remember.

1238
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:16,000
Gigi's going to come down from his from the roof.

1239
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,000
Careful.

1240
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:21,120
And yes, very carefully down this rickety little ladder.

1241
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,440
From the roof, but not from his high horse.

1242
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,440
No.

1243
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,440
Got some problems.

1244
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:29,760
Oh, such a commotion.

1245
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:31,680
What are you doing?

1246
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,640
Making a mess of things as usual.

1247
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,720
He's gonna wear the bag.

1248
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:39,760
I'm not sure you could hit water if you fell out of a boat.

1249
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:40,760
Hello?

1250
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:41,760
Shut up.

1251
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:42,920
What's this?

1252
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:45,880
An old Model T, Dverg?

1253
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:50,200
What happened to that devious devil priest of yours who wouldn't sell me diamonds?

1254
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:51,680
He...

1255
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,200
It is gone.

1256
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:55,200
Collapsed into rubble.

1257
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,200
Oh, gone, is it?

1258
01:22:57,200 --> 01:23:00,480
Well, I hope he didn't go the same way as the wonderful Eric.

1259
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:06,040
Eric Redshirt took him into the tundra and never brought back my sealskin coat.

1260
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:07,840
Gigi just starts laughing.

1261
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:10,840
Help!

1262
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:16,760
Now, ordinarily, I would desire that we are better strangers, but looks like you're going

1263
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:23,160
to be needing some of my hardware.

1264
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:26,040
What kind of hardware do you propose?

1265
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:29,240
Well, I do run a gun store, don't I?

1266
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:35,760
And also, I do have a sideline in repairing Dverg if you want me to fix up this broken

1267
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,240
down old crunk.

1268
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:42,760
If you ask me, I'd rather take the battery out and use it for something else, repurposing.

1269
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,880
Ljomi, do we care?

1270
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:49,280
Perhaps, what else could we use it for?

1271
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:50,880
This sounds quite interesting to me.

1272
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,440
A rebirth, if you will.

1273
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:56,720
A bringing back to life this discarded machine.

1274
01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:02,920
Anyways, I've been sent to come and get you because the Law Speaker's asked you to hurry

1275
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:03,920
on over.

1276
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:10,440
You, Grettir, he needs you to go to the Asbjornson burial mound.

1277
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:15,680
It's meant to be impregnable to dissuade grave robbers, but it's been broken into.

1278
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:21,320
You want me to go on the day that my partner has died?

1279
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:27,920
Well, boo hoo, if you want to cry into your soup, then I'll tell the Law Speaker that

1280
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:28,920
you're otherwise engaged.

1281
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:33,920
Have a nice balloon, it will help.

1282
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:34,920
Much better.

1283
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:41,000
I don't want any of your bloody balloons.

1284
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,520
Tell my boss that I have unfinished business here.

1285
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:51,720
Why, you've been fucking telling me yourself, I'm not your bleed messenger boy.

1286
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:52,720
Seems like you are.

1287
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:53,720
Well, you know where I'm at.

1288
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,520
I'll be back at the shop if you decide to equip yourself.

1289
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:00,360
People need to arm up in order to ward off this terrible threat.

1290
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:01,360
It's good for business.

1291
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:06,520
People might be saying that I've done it myself, but I tell you, I've got an alibi

1292
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:10,080
Wow, there's a lot there.

1293
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:16,920
I was going to propose we should go speak to the Law Speaker because I saw the creature.

1294
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:24,760
It's quite large, frightening, and we're going to need a large number of expendable men to

1295
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:26,240
take it down.

1296
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,000
This does sound like wisdom.

1297
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:30,520
Now he gets it.

1298
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:33,280
Now he gets it, yes.

1299
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:36,080
I have been speaking with the machine much.

1300
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:40,360
Ten days past, I will attempt to translate.

1301
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,480
Yes, a good plan.

1302
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:47,480
Okay, feel free to tell me exactly how you wish to proceed in your investigation if you

1303
01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:52,640
are able to summarize the clues that have been thrown at you as to the culprit and what

1304
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:59,120
might be going on and where they might reside if you wish to do any further investigation

1305
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:05,160
of the burial chamber or the broken dairy.

1306
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,200
I don't think we've looked at the burial chamber.

1307
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:08,680
I think we should do that.

1308
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:11,320
It's obviously some sort of undead thing.

1309
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:15,080
So shall we go and arm ourselves here?

1310
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,080
That's an option.

1311
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,400
Is a gun shop?

1312
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,400
You have a gun.

1313
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:22,040
You guys need anything?

1314
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,840
What weapons does Gigi have?

1315
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,680
A pistol.

1316
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,200
And I have a bow and arrow, which I happen to be excellent with.

1317
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:37,160
And Robot, you have some kind of combat abilities now, although not much in evidence.

1318
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:40,240
I have a mead attachment.

1319
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:41,400
He's a knee replacement.

1320
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,400
I have a mead attachment.

1321
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:44,400
Right.

1322
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,400
Knee replacement was good.

1323
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,440
Although I like knee replacement.

1324
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:50,520
Actually, that works.

1325
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:55,520
You are titanium.

1326
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:58,160
This is working poorly and therefore awesome.

1327
01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:09,360
I think that Gigi is probably the only one with any money.

1328
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:13,440
You were penniless to start with and then your hovel burnt down.

1329
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:20,640
Other than that, it's going great.

1330
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:26,880
I will describe to you the vault for our coming detectives.

1331
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:33,640
Like I said, it's a steel vault dug into the hillside to create this burial mound.

1332
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:38,160
There's no sign of forced entry.

1333
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:43,960
The door is firmly shut.

1334
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,960
And what was the rocket?

1335
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:47,600
Why did we come here?

1336
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:51,680
To check where the creature may have come from.

1337
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:55,140
It was clearly something risen up from the dead.

1338
01:27:55,140 --> 01:27:56,680
So who's going first?

1339
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:57,680
You are.

1340
01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,680
I'm soon.

1341
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:02,120
Eir?

1342
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:06,000
Any volunteers there to go first?

1343
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:09,920
Maybe I'll die.

1344
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,320
But if you die, you just come back.

1345
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,320
All right.

1346
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:14,320
And again.

1347
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,320
And again.

1348
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:22,720
Okay, look, I'm going to knock on the door.

1349
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:26,440
If you're expecting someone to open a burial chamber.

1350
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:31,600
I'm thinking maybe that guy's going to open the one that killed my good friend.

1351
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:37,480
And your levels of politeness are off the chart.

1352
01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:46,240
It is possible to get the code to the chamber from the law speaker so that you can open

1353
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:47,240
up.

1354
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:52,160
Inside, you see the recently interred ashes.

1355
01:28:52,160 --> 01:29:02,280
Finnbogi's urn is there, but the decapitated bodies of his thralls are missing.

1356
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:09,940
And also missing, you notice, is the famed Asbjörnsson sword, Bearpaw.

1357
01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:17,600
The only thing that remains in this Beyond the Ashes is a smashed up Skidverg, the

1358
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:27,200
thing that the townspeople brought into the funeral chamber, and a discarded cow tongue.

1359
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:35,320
There is also a scrawled and bloody note on the wall that is written in true Norse.

1360
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:36,640
Ooh.

1361
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:39,760
Gigi can read it.

1362
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,560
As a Jöfurr

1363
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,560
Then this is what it says.

1364
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:43,960
He's well trained in reading.

1365
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:46,960
Eir can read it as well, but won't let on.

1366
01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:48,840
Okay, so this is what it says.

1367
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:59,680
It says, scrawled in cow blood, I hold to a secret land, ward the rudder of speech,

1368
01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:08,840
the oar of words, the guardian of the corpse fjord, there the icy stream under dark hills

1369
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,640
goes downwards.

1370
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:14,600
Okay, CJ, what the fuck?

1371
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:18,040
That's a lot of cow's blood.

1372
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:21,960
I believe we're executing a Baldric level cunning plan.

1373
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:26,240
CJ's response was to wave his hands.

1374
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:30,840
I saw, I saw.

1375
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:33,600
That is their expertise, I get it, yeah.

1376
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:41,000
In previous expeditions we have talked about cleverly crafted kennings, and perhaps you

1377
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:44,240
can pick that apart.

1378
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,560
Something to do with a tongue.

1379
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:54,400
I'm gonna let you make a wits roll as a sklad to help you interpret it.

1380
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:55,880
Well the troll's tongue maybe.

1381
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,540
And it says something about undergrounds.

1382
01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:03,240
This is Steve asking, we did throw Bjarnie's body off the troll's tongue, right?

1383
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:04,240
You did?

1384
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,240
Ah.

1385
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,240
It should be there.

1386
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:10,240
Well that's where we left it.

1387
01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:13,240
Most of it, yeah thanks.

1388
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:15,240
No, no, no, not all at once.

1389
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:17,240
Am I doing a wits roll?

1390
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:20,240
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wits roll.

1391
01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:21,240
Yep, do a wits roll.

1392
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,240
Alright, 13 plus, what are my wits?

1393
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,240
One.

1394
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:25,240
14.

1395
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:28,520
You're gonna ascertain two things.

1396
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:37,560
First of all, since the heavy steel vault door was closed, a thief must have been hiding

1397
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:39,040
inside all along.

1398
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:45,520
The second thing that you surmise is that indeed someone is sending you some kind of

1399
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:52,360
cryptic, taunting riddle about the troll's tongue.

1400
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:58,440
The Guardian of the Corpse Fjord would be a place where people were tossed to their

1401
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,440
death.

1402
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:02,960
The Rudder of Speech, the Oar of Words would indeed be a tongue.

1403
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:10,360
And Bill has correctly gleaned as well that an icy stream under the Dark Hills, perhaps

1404
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:17,440
there is some kind of glacial cave beneath that troll's tongue.

1405
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:21,320
So we can get into this burial mound if we go talk to the lawman.

1406
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:22,320
We're already in it, I believe.

1407
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:23,320
Are we?

1408
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:24,320
We're in it.

1409
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:25,320
Oh that went well.

1410
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:26,320
Yeah.

1411
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:27,320
Where is the law speaker?

1412
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:30,320
How's our detective doing?

1413
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:34,080
The law speaker gained you entrance.

1414
01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:40,040
I'm detecting that I could use some mead there if you could give me a glass.

1415
01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:44,520
The law speaker will be close by if you want to grab him.

1416
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:52,400
He is hovering because obviously when you are the legal official in a town that is being

1417
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:59,720
brought to its knees by a bloody rampage, then you know you tend to make yourself available.

1418
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:10,120
So Grjotgarth is going to seek out the law speaker and hand him the note and say, muster

1419
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:12,160
all the men you can.

1420
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:21,960
We must march on the troll's tongue and smash out the threat that is whatever it says in

1421
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:23,400
the rest of that note.

1422
01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:31,160
I appreciate the offer, but you are the martial hero.

1423
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:40,960
I think that it behooves you as a Varangian to represent the town and deal with this creature

1424
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:42,760
directly.

1425
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:46,960
I agree and I shall lead them, but I need men.

1426
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:55,520
By all means take Grettir with you as one of the Shire reeves.

1427
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:56,520
He will be very useful.

1428
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:57,520
He will have your back.

1429
01:33:57,520 --> 01:33:58,520
And no one else?

1430
01:33:58,520 --> 01:33:59,520
What about...

1431
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:08,000
Well, you may be killing two birds with one stone, so to speak, if you took the Alfar

1432
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,280
and this mechanical contraption with you.

1433
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:11,280
Right, right.

1434
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:12,600
I'm going to have another mead.

1435
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:15,960
I'm getting plastered.

1436
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:18,280
I am not a contraption.

1437
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:20,520
Here, have some mead.

1438
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:21,520
Thank you.

1439
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:29,320
The stately old Alfar who you last saw officiating at the ceremony is also standing nearby looking

1440
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:32,320
concerned.

1441
01:34:32,320 --> 01:34:40,360
And he says to you, Ljomi, brother, brother, brother, hateful death has put on his ugliest

1442
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:47,720
mask even through these hollow eyes I spy him peering like a roach, this one is.

1443
01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:55,120
I, behoove you, strike off his head, burn his flesh and scatter the ashes along the whale

1444
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:59,320
roads in the name of the Temple of the Bear.

1445
01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:02,400
OK, so get rid of the body.

1446
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:03,400
Yes.

1447
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:06,640
You've got a whole bunch of bodies that you do need to take.

1448
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:08,560
We must take the bodies.

1449
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:13,280
We must acquire some flares Ljomi offers again.

1450
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:16,560
And the men should lead the way.

1451
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:21,400
They are good for bears and flares are good for bears.

1452
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:22,400
And we have a bear.

1453
01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:24,560
Where do we get flares?

1454
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:26,680
This is my advice.

1455
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:28,160
The weapon shop.

1456
01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:32,720
Yes, and perhaps another pistol for the big man.

1457
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:35,160
Duelling pistol.

1458
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:36,600
Or perhaps the rifle.

1459
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:38,800
Take the rifle from the fallen detective.

1460
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:42,320
We may have moved on.

1461
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:49,680
Can we go back to the cabin and the hospital, the sick house and pick up the body of a rifle

1462
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:50,680
through his pockets?

1463
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:52,400
Is that what you're thinking?

1464
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:59,280
Go back to the little dilapidated shack that we started in and we left two bodies there

1465
01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:02,040
and didn't they have like mini guns and stuff?

1466
01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:03,040
Submachine guns.

1467
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:04,040
Yes.

1468
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:05,040
Yeah.

1469
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:06,040
Yeah.

1470
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:07,040
They may have been burned.

1471
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:08,040
Yeah.

1472
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:11,400
Two things have transpired since then.

1473
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:13,720
The first is the shack was burnt to the ground.

1474
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:17,880
And the second thing is those bodies would have been removed.

1475
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:21,960
The morgue while we are in the wild world north people don't just leave some machine

1476
01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:24,360
guns around for a period of hours.

1477
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:27,320
So all of that has been moved.

1478
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:31,320
Gosh, I feel like we should have just taken them right off the bat.

1479
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:34,760
Yeah, I was thinking that I forgot.

1480
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:43,120
Okay, well, sounds like let's get some flares maybe and we can head out.

1481
01:36:43,120 --> 01:36:47,400
And I think Eir said he was going to lead the way up in front.

1482
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:48,400
Eir is dead.

1483
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,400
I miss him.

1484
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:53,440
I'm right here, you stupid creep.

1485
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:55,040
I can see you machine.

1486
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,720
That's not what we're talking about.

1487
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:57,720
Thank you.

1488
01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:05,280
Gryotgarth is going to be very insistent about finding people to help, so he's going to lead

1489
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:08,920
everyone to the tavern.

1490
01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:15,360
The cooking kettle is closed because the dairy has become an abattoir.

1491
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:23,800
And as we said, the exsanguinated corpses of the castle have caused Solveig such distress

1492
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:29,320
that she has closed for the day or possibly the week.

1493
01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:35,400
Weren't there villagers at some point walking around?

1494
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:37,920
You can try and accost any of them.

1495
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:42,880
However, your reputation goes far in advance of you.

1496
01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:48,000
And since at least eight people have gone missing on adventures with you, no one is

1497
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:50,640
particularly happy to sign up.

1498
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:55,320
Perhaps if we open with, today is a good day to die.

1499
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:56,960
Yes.

1500
01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:04,960
Doors close, shutters come down, and people generally recoil from your approach.

1501
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:07,280
I don't think they're buying it.

1502
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:10,720
I don't think anyone wants to come.

1503
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:17,520
If this were a western town at high noon, then you can kind of picture the scene as

1504
01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:22,720
everyone scurries indoors away from Main Street.

1505
01:38:22,720 --> 01:38:27,520
Just a bit colder outside, with a few more mad barking huskies.

1506
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:35,640
This thing one-shotted our friend who one-shotted people who could have one-shotted us.

1507
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:37,200
We're going to need help.

1508
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:38,480
Nothing, eh?

1509
01:38:38,480 --> 01:38:39,760
No response to that.

1510
01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:41,240
We just crickets.

1511
01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:43,960
Ah, I have an idea.

1512
01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:56,360
Did we see a bear that my friend saw simultaneously as a man?

1513
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:58,600
Could we seek him out?

1514
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,440
Is that on the way to the Trolls Tongue?

1515
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:03,880
No, that was directly to the south on the way to Spikborg.

1516
01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:11,960
But yes, you did see what might have been an ice mirage or an arctic mirage out by the

1517
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:18,840
Yfir Forest and you chose to sled on by.

1518
01:39:18,840 --> 01:39:19,840
Nice crab, though.

1519
01:39:19,840 --> 01:39:22,400
Right, right, right.

1520
01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:29,600
Trying to recruit anything at this point as a shield.

1521
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:37,960
I feel the fates Ljomi offers, the Norn and the powers that be are arrayed against us

1522
01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:43,560
in our search for more men to walk in front and soak up the bears.

1523
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:49,240
Well, in that case, I shall at least purchase a bigger gun.

1524
01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:52,560
We can settle on that.

1525
01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:58,800
Gunner's Gun Store is open for business, although the grasping man has marked up all of his

1526
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:00,680
prices by 100%.

1527
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:01,680
Aha.

1528
01:40:01,680 --> 01:40:13,000
Out of every good crisis comes an opportunity for profit.

1529
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:15,000
Can I just kill him?

1530
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:19,880
The lawman could have requisitioned something.

1531
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:24,440
That might be a contravention of your principles of honor.

1532
01:40:24,440 --> 01:40:27,440
Just a little bit.

1533
01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:30,080
All right.

1534
01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:35,080
Can I convince him to allow us to use some weapons?

1535
01:40:35,080 --> 01:40:36,720
Because I'm the law.

1536
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:37,760
The law is asking.

1537
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:39,760
The law is requesting.

1538
01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:40,760
Yes.

1539
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:48,000
Well, I suppose I won't recompense after the fact, though.

1540
01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,880
Of course.

1541
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:50,880
What can you give us?

1542
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:54,200
I suppose I can give you some...

1543
01:40:54,200 --> 01:41:02,920
Oh, and he's looking forlornly at a crate nearby.

1544
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:08,960
He says, well, I've got a new consignment of hail sticks, which would be the North's

1545
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:11,960
equivalent of shotguns.

1546
01:41:11,960 --> 01:41:16,600
Could use that.

1547
01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:17,600
How many we got?

1548
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:23,080
Well, I suppose I could outflank you all with shotguns and shells.

1549
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:24,840
What about flares?

1550
01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:33,120
Yes, yes, we may take flares, if only to honor the memory of Eric Redshirt.

1551
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:34,120
Thank you.

1552
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:38,240
At least I can say that his trading parts have gone up in value.

1553
01:41:38,240 --> 01:41:40,400
Do you have any storm shooters?

1554
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:47,040
We're getting technical now, are we?

1555
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:50,160
Plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

1556
01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:51,680
How about a harpoon cannon?

1557
01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:53,400
Oh, sorry, spear flinger.

1558
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:55,560
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1559
01:41:55,560 --> 01:42:01,440
I suppose if you want to take some storm shooters, I had some requisition from Finnbogi's bodyguards.

1560
01:42:01,440 --> 01:42:02,840
I was having them refitted.

1561
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:06,000
So if you want to take those, then you may.

1562
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:08,520
Or automatic firing mechanisms.

1563
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:15,520
Yes, that plus rounds, lots of rounds, plenty of rounds.

1564
01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:17,520
Have a bandolier.

1565
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:18,520
Lovely.

1566
01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:20,520
And there's two, correct?

1567
01:42:20,520 --> 01:42:21,960
Yes.

1568
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:24,440
One for myself and one for our friend.

1569
01:42:24,440 --> 01:42:26,120
Yes, I didn't know how to count.

1570
01:42:26,120 --> 01:42:28,120
Thank you very much.

1571
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:29,120
Yes.

1572
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:30,120
Well done.

1573
01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:33,440
And for the tree man, a hail stick?

1574
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:35,320
Or is that too fiery for you?

1575
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:37,120
Lot of good, it will do him.

1576
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:40,120
He has a bow.

1577
01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:42,120
Storm shooter!

1578
01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:47,120
Yes, I worry because he's not so much brain as earwax.

1579
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:48,120
Lovely.

1580
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:50,760
Alright, shall we be on our way?

1581
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:51,760
We should.

1582
01:42:51,760 --> 01:43:02,120
Thus armed, we walk to the edge of town, strolling with the good wishes and the fervent stares

1583
01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:04,120
of the townsfolk at your rear.

1584
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:06,120
Looking at my ass.

1585
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:10,120
They were saying a kind of collective sayonara.

1586
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:11,120
One can wish.

1587
01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:13,120
Sigh of relief, possibly.

1588
01:43:13,120 --> 01:43:17,120
The troll's tongue.

1589
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:20,120
It's a fair hike.

1590
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:23,120
You've done it once before.

1591
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:31,120
This time you are travelling in a twilight dusk that has now descended on this autumnal

1592
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:32,120
scene.

1593
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:41,120
The tundra is orange and russet red and it's considerably colder than when you last walked

1594
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:44,120
this path.

1595
01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:51,120
Rather than describe the whole journey, I'll just enable you to complete your expedition

1596
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:55,120
and arrive at the top of the troll's tongue.

1597
01:43:55,120 --> 01:44:04,120
You remember it's a huge great edifice that juts out across and atop the icy Helsund.

1598
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:10,120
Below you can see 700 metres down, straight into the sea.

1599
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:14,120
A truly terrifying drop below you.

1600
01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:22,120
The ice groans and shears against the coastal bluffs.

1601
01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:25,120
Here we are.

1602
01:44:25,120 --> 01:44:29,120
So we're all standing at the edge of this cliff.

1603
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:35,120
You have made your way to the edge of the cliff and as a detective you can see numerous

1604
01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:44,120
footprints as if relatively recently a gaggle of people have marched this way.

1605
01:44:44,120 --> 01:44:47,120
Going towards the cliff?

1606
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:50,120
Going towards the cliff.

1607
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:52,120
Not coming back?

1608
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:54,120
Assuming that.

1609
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:55,120
Going where?

1610
01:44:55,120 --> 01:45:01,120
Busy place.

1611
01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:08,120
And so if I do a bit of observation, what kind of footprints are we dealing with?

1612
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:11,120
Are we dealing with human footprints?

1613
01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:19,120
Yep, there's a variety of human footprints all wearing a variety of different sizes of boots.

1614
01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:21,120
Make a wits roll for me.

1615
01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:24,120
Okay, 11.

1616
01:45:24,120 --> 01:45:27,120
You would actually go so far, you've got a hunch.

1617
01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:30,120
You recognise some of these boots.

1618
01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:35,120
You've known your partner for a long time.

1619
01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:37,120
These are his boots.

1620
01:45:37,120 --> 01:45:39,120
Someone's wearing his boots.

1621
01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:45,120
They're his footprints that's perambulating around the top of the cliff.

1622
01:45:45,120 --> 01:45:47,120
It's Val.

1623
01:45:47,120 --> 01:45:48,120
It's Val.

1624
01:45:48,120 --> 01:45:50,120
It's got to be Val, right?

1625
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:55,120
I mean, we saw him scooping up the body.

1626
01:45:55,120 --> 01:46:00,120
Ljomi wants to use tree sight again, stare down at the area where the footprints are.

1627
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:02,120
Is there anything odd?

1628
01:46:02,120 --> 01:46:05,120
Perhaps a deviant view might help as well.

1629
01:46:05,120 --> 01:46:08,120
There is nothing hidden or invisible.

1630
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:13,120
So there is a thief living in the burial.

1631
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:14,120
That's very weird.

1632
01:46:14,120 --> 01:46:23,120
There was Val scooping up all the bodies, which are the ones that he's been in touch with.

1633
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:26,120
No, wait, Val had treads.

1634
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:31,120
Val had treads, but was he not collecting the bodies of all these things?

1635
01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:33,120
In his capacity as the mortician.

1636
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:36,120
That's what we're led to believe.

1637
01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:40,120
I don't have my partner here to bounce my ideas off of.

1638
01:46:40,120 --> 01:46:43,120
I just got three schmucks here.

1639
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:46,120
You're not wrong.

1640
01:46:46,120 --> 01:46:48,120
Yeah.

1641
01:46:48,120 --> 01:46:50,120
So who could it be?

1642
01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:52,120
Just bringing these bodies back.

1643
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:54,120
Someone with feet.

1644
01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:56,120
Someone with feet?

1645
01:46:56,120 --> 01:47:00,120
That's fantastic.

1646
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,120
I do want to point out.

1647
01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:07,120
Someone with feet.

1648
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:11,120
That's fair because some people have treads.

1649
01:47:11,120 --> 01:47:14,120
Precisely.

1650
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:17,120
Including you, Dverg.

1651
01:47:17,120 --> 01:47:19,120
Yeah.

1652
01:47:19,120 --> 01:47:27,120
There is one person who's been present at every turn that I would like to point out.

1653
01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:30,120
Our dear friend, the law speaker.

1654
01:47:30,120 --> 01:47:34,120
And he sent us on an impossible mission to start with.

1655
01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:35,120
He tried to get us killed.

1656
01:47:35,120 --> 01:47:38,120
He got most of us killed.

1657
01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:44,120
And now we're back in a giant thing is trying to kill us again.

1658
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:46,120
It must be the law speaker.

1659
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:50,120
So CJ is trying to frame your boss.

1660
01:47:50,120 --> 01:47:55,120
I was thinking I was due for a promotion.

1661
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,120
And he didn't promote you, did he?

1662
01:47:57,120 --> 01:47:58,120
No.

1663
01:47:58,120 --> 01:48:02,120
And he sent you out here with us to die.

1664
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:06,120
He did, didn't he?

1665
01:48:06,120 --> 01:48:07,120
Did he?

1666
01:48:07,120 --> 01:48:08,120
Did you see that thing?

1667
01:48:08,120 --> 01:48:10,120
Did you see what it did to your partner?

1668
01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:14,120
And he sent us out here without an army, without support to fight it?

1669
01:48:14,120 --> 01:48:19,120
Us, me, the tree, the robot, the thing?

1670
01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:20,120
He said I could.

1671
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:24,120
And he also said I would be at the front of the pack.

1672
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:28,120
I remember him saying something like that.

1673
01:48:28,120 --> 01:48:35,120
Ljomi says if only there had been some other clue, some tiny little thing that we might have noticed.

1674
01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:39,120
Some strange behavior in anyone.

1675
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:43,120
He's staring at the detective.

1676
01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:46,120
Any strange behaviors we saw in anyone.

1677
01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:52,120
And sort of kicking his head as much as he has one.

1678
01:48:52,120 --> 01:48:58,120
His woody head towards the taller members of the group.

1679
01:48:58,120 --> 01:49:02,120
Yes, and I'm pretending like I'm not noticing what you're saying.

1680
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:04,120
I'm pretending because I'm picking up on something.

1681
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:12,120
And since something occurred to me that someone went in there and picked something secretive up.

1682
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:14,120
Which I'm sure is nothing.

1683
01:49:14,120 --> 01:49:16,120
It's none of your business is what it is.

1684
01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:18,120
Well why don't you tell us what it is.

1685
01:49:18,120 --> 01:49:22,120
Empty your trousers.

1686
01:49:22,120 --> 01:49:25,120
I beg your pardon.

1687
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:27,120
Drop them.

1688
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:30,120
While the argument ensues.

1689
01:49:30,120 --> 01:49:33,120
Ljomi, this is where your Dream Sight comes in.

1690
01:49:33,120 --> 01:49:34,120
Nice.

1691
01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:39,120
Behind you, shambling towards you are...

1692
01:49:39,120 --> 01:49:40,120
Oh, that's not a good word.

1693
01:49:40,120 --> 01:49:49,120
A group of moldering bodies that look like they are animated by a terrible rage.

1694
01:49:49,120 --> 01:49:55,120
Two of them are dressed in the livery of Finnbogi's servants.

1695
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:56,120
Decapitated.

1696
01:49:56,120 --> 01:50:02,120
In the ancient ritual they are for obvious reasons as silent as the grave.

1697
01:50:02,120 --> 01:50:14,120
A third shuffling body looks like the corpse of your old colleague, broken and mangled.

1698
01:50:14,120 --> 01:50:27,120
Two other bodies, corpses shuffling towards you are the two bullet ridden bodyguards you shot at as the adventure began.

1699
01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:37,120
All of these grave thralls are marching towards you, their hands outstretched.

1700
01:50:37,120 --> 01:50:44,120
Well, it's the consequences of everything we've done all the time.

1701
01:50:44,120 --> 01:51:01,120
As a reminder, there is a blood red scar streaking across the sky that has partly blended into the maroon hues of the Blue Hour,

1702
01:51:01,120 --> 01:51:12,120
but very definitely connected to the prognostications of Daniel in Spikborg.

1703
01:51:12,120 --> 01:51:23,120
Jay, would you be so kind as to give me a dice 20 roll and I'm gonna make this an extreme trauma event,

1704
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:28,120
because not only are these creatures horrifying, it involves your dead partner.

1705
01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:29,120
11.

1706
01:51:29,120 --> 01:51:38,120
And roll 4, dice 6 and take the highest one away.

1707
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:40,120
The highest one away, so 6 away.

1708
01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:42,120
Is this a deviant situation?

1709
01:51:42,120 --> 01:51:44,120
You subtract 6 from the 11, but...

1710
01:51:44,120 --> 01:51:49,120
Unless your deviancy involved necrophilia, then no.

1711
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:51,120
In my case, I never could have didn't.

1712
01:51:51,120 --> 01:51:53,120
Yeah.

1713
01:51:53,120 --> 01:52:06,120
Grettir Greycloak, one of the creatures that you see emerge from this ravening pack of undead,

1714
01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:15,120
is yet another familiar figure to you, dressed in the garb of a stableman.

1715
01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:17,120
Hulief.

1716
01:52:17,120 --> 01:52:26,120
Hulieff, the horse gelder that has also returned to life, and between these grave thralls they all reach out to you

1717
01:52:26,120 --> 01:52:30,120
and begin to rip at your flesh, to strangle you.

1718
01:52:30,120 --> 01:52:39,120
You can do nothing because you are so overcome with fear and terror at the onslaught,

1719
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:46,120
you back away, back away constantly, stepping back, trying to dodge these creatures,

1720
01:52:46,120 --> 01:52:51,120
trying to evade their grasp from the grave.

1721
01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:54,120
You step back one too many times.

1722
01:52:54,120 --> 01:52:57,120
Make a sleight roll, please.

1723
01:52:57,120 --> 01:53:02,120
And because you are afraid, I need three woes on this.

1724
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:03,120
Oh.

1725
01:53:03,120 --> 01:53:05,120
Oh, God, okay.

1726
01:53:05,120 --> 01:53:07,120
What was the d20, Jay?

1727
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:09,120
One.

1728
01:53:09,120 --> 01:53:11,120
You may not need to roll the others.

1729
01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:14,120
Oh, no.

1730
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:21,120
Ljomi offers, this is fine. It is, it's fine. This is fine.

1731
01:53:21,120 --> 01:53:23,120
Oh, it's not fine.

1732
01:53:23,120 --> 01:53:24,120
I, okay.

1733
01:53:24,120 --> 01:53:29,120
So, yeah, I rolled a one and then I rolled the four.

1734
01:53:29,120 --> 01:53:36,120
You are doing a possible impression of the birdman of Hjalpmakarr as you plummet over the edge of the troll's tongue,

1735
01:53:36,120 --> 01:53:41,120
taking the corpse of Huleif, the horse gelder, with you.

1736
01:53:41,120 --> 01:53:52,120
You spiral through the air, falling 700 meters until your ultimate demise.

1737
01:53:52,120 --> 01:53:54,120
Oh.

1738
01:53:54,120 --> 01:53:56,120
Oh.

1739
01:53:56,120 --> 01:54:02,120
The last thing that goes through your mind, I don't know, is your face.

1740
01:54:02,120 --> 01:54:07,120
My own face?

1741
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:09,120
Your own face goes through your mind.

1742
01:54:09,120 --> 01:54:10,120
Wow.

1743
01:54:10,120 --> 01:54:22,120
The rest of you turn because you hear a guttural, wobbling voice call out,

1744
01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:29,120
Here's Bjarnie.

1745
01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:32,120
Oh, shit.

1746
01:54:32,120 --> 01:54:36,120
Ljomie says again, this is fine. This is fine.

1747
01:54:36,120 --> 01:54:41,120
It's not so much a cliffhanger as a cliff tumbler.

1748
01:54:41,120 --> 01:54:48,120
I like that one.

1749
01:54:48,120 --> 01:54:55,120
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1750
01:54:55,120 --> 01:55:08,120
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