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No, is he angry? I feel like he's just like he's

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yeah, I guess he's not really angry. He's just

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like happy and a little He's really intense.

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I guess is a better word. He's just illusionist,

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but yeah Yeah, um Before we were rudely interrupted

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um I was saying oh The only other girl's name

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I know is Candy. Vanessa Ann Hudgens name is

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Candy in it. Vanessa Ann. And look it up. I swear

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it is. No, I mean, I think that is her name,

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but I don't think anyone calls her that. I've

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only ever called her that. I mean, that doesn't

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surprise me, but I'm just saying you might be

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the only one. Like sometimes I don't even say

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her name full out because I, I know that I say

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the middle name, but like I think. I just think

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that's what she goes by. So you know that it's

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different, because you just want to be different.

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I just like I'm not fully confident in it, you

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know? But I feel that this is a safe space for

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me to say it. Austin, can you look up if this

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bitch's name is Ann, middle name? No, I do think

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it is Abby. It is. Yes. Okay. Okay, I did look

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it up. So it's Candy, Faith, Britt. Yeah, Britt.

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That's Ashlee from Caughty, right? Caughty. Mm

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-hmm. I... I don't know. They all just kind of

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have stripper names. Yeah. Oh, for sure. So...

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Who do I... Yeah, I'm either like... I feel like

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I'm Faith. I think that would probably be the

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best... Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm, you know,

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I'm probably pretty crazy, but I don't... would

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never put myself in that situation. No. And you'd

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be smart enough to take yourself out of the situation.

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Right. far before any of that happens. Yeah.

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Should we maybe say what we're doing? Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, maybe we should start with, I'm alien.

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And I'm faith. And this is Sprank. Spring break

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forever. It's different here. We need to talk

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about that, too. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I've drawn

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it that down a couple of times. But no, for real,

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I'm Laurel. And I'm Abby. And this is... a bit

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niche. Sorry, I did it again. You did it again,

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didn't you? I did it again. I did it again. Austin,

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Austin. Oh, actually, no, we're gonna, I'm gonna

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take us on a little segue. So first, Austin,

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were you listening or were you in the shower

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the last time when Laurel and I were doing that?

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And we figured out that both of us are trying

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to match what the other one says visually, but

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are videos are delayed. We're not doing it in

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the natural cadence that we do it, so we're automatically

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off because we're both trying to match each other

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on a video feed that is out of sync. I mean,

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he does edit the episode, so I think he did that.

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I edit each episode, so I listen to each episode

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and what you say in each episode. Right. I know

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that you know we're off, but why didn't you tell

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us that that's what we're doing? Because it wasn't

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until I said something to Laurel because her

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mouth was moving like This pace that I was like

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wait, I'm doing that too That causes problems

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because neither of us really realized it I never

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I guess I thought that you guys knew that Or

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that you would have figured that out or that

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you knew that you that's what you were doing.

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No, no, we don't get paid for thinking Too bad

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you don't get paid for that. You both were like

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dragging it out. Yeah. We're trying to match.

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You're like, oh no, that's supernatural. We're

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both going to hit it. That's what you thought.

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We're trying to match. Up until last episode.

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And you thought the best way to match was to

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say it different every single time. Yes. Correct.

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Yes. You didn't correct us, so what are we supposed

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to do? We thought we were doing it wrong. You're

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the producer! Whatever, bro. Producer and audio.

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Happy Mother's Day, by the way. Oh yeah, Happy

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Mother's Day to all the mamas down there. The

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mamas. The mamas. Alright, maybe we should talk

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about what movie we're doing, eh? We're doing

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the cinematic masterpiece slash Abomination slash

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cult classic that is Spring Breakers For those

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on listening on audio only if you've noticed

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I have a bit of a lisp today It's because I am

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I don't want to say embodying because I don't

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want to be him. Don't want to have that energy,

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yeah. Yeah, but I'm portraying the character

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of alien. So, um, I've got some grills in today.

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Yeah, I was like, are you leaving those in the

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whole time or no? No, I'm gonna leave them in

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for a little bit until they really bother me.

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Yeah, I couldn't imagine them not bothering me

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instantaneously. I don't know, now they're kind

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of growing on me. Yeah, I love that for you.

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You ever thought about a tooth gem? I feel like

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you kind of might have wanted a tooth gem at

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one point. And I mean that in the nicest way

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you can. No, you don't. You mean that in the

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most disrespectful way possible. And you're right.

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There was a time in my life when I saw it and

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I thought, that's cute. And then I thought, what

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the hell am I going to do with a tooth gem? Like

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can you imagine? I can. I really can't imagine.

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Should we get Tooth Gems when you're out here

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next week? But we should get them on like our

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molar so no one can see them. No one can see

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them, just us. Or like down on like a really

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inconspicuous one. Just like this front lower

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front. Lower front Tooth Gems. on our like permanent

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retainers yeah you got one of them too yeah i

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do nice bottom baby maybe we shouldn't be doing

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that to camera no we shouldn't but it's fitting

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for the movie yes it is okay i guess one thing

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i wanted to like talk about just to get started

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like the overarching vibe of things. I guess

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you can tell me if you want to talk about this

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or we just give a rundown of the plot first,

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but I need to know about like your party experience,

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your college spring break experience. Like, yeah,

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I did want to talk about this on real life versus

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what this is. I do too. Very much so. Um, let's

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give it quick synopses. Let's do that. And then

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let's get into it, because I think that'll help

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us juxtapose, if you will. Yeah. Whose turn is

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it? I don't know. We definitely lost that a little

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bit. But unless you want me to do more details,

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I can do it in... Well, I have, what did I write?

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Four sentences. All right, do it. No, I'll do

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it in 30 seconds. Okay, Austin, can you go ahead

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and cue up that? Sprang, I just say sprang. I

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mean, for 30 seconds. And honestly, that would

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be a very valid synopsis of the plot. All right,

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here we go. 30 seconds. Ready? Three, two, one.

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So Spring Breakers is about girls who rob in

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order to go to Florida. Super niche experience.

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It's four college girls. One of them loves the

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church They all find themselves going to Florida

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for spring break where they find themselves through

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drugs alcohol and scootering in Florida They

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get into some trouble. They go to jail. They

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get out of jail by Laurel and things to hit the

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fan guns That was pretty good that was pretty

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good I think I gotta take these out. I support

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that decision. These. Not tinfoil. Those are

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real. She ordered those. Had them custom made

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for this. That's the dedication. We didn't just

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pick this movie on Wednesday. Watch it Thursday,

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record Friday. Never. That round here partner.

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We move fast around here, baby. Down here in

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Florida, it's spraying bright. In Florida, spraying

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bright. Yeah, so, you know, in a nutshell, it

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is just a fever dream of a movie and the most

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wild escalation of events that could possibly

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happen on a spring break, perhaps. But yeah,

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then let's back up a little bit and talk about,

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like, all the college partying slash... Spring

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break experiences. I really want to know like

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did you ever go on a spring break trip to like

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a beach or anything? Did you do a crazy spring

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break? Okay, so no The only like friend spring

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break trip we took was our senior year and we

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went to Nashville and like we obviously drank

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and like partied and stuff like that but like

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altogether obviously it was nothing like this

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and When I say nothing like this, spoil alert,

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a lot of people die in this movie. There is guns,

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there are so many drugs, there's obviously jail,

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so I'm not even counting all of that. Like, yeah,

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do like the first half hour of the movie. Was

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it anything like that? That's like crazy screen

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breaker. Yeah, right. Like girls don't want to

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make that caveat because I hope to God there

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wasn't any of that. So first half of the movie,

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no, nothing like that. Um, it was obviously just

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like our friend group and we went to Nashville

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So like it wasn't like a beach party all of that

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whatever The only other time I went anywhere

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I went like during college I feel like was Florida

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with my family and don't think it was during

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like spring break time even so Yeah, nothing

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like this I One of the things I wrote down was

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like titties right away in your face in your

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face and like for me not even spring break wise

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but like and Maybe it was different for you given

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that you had more of a larger fraternity sorority

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scene because that's what in my head I imagine

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But like there was never parties in college in

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basements of houses in backyards where like bitches

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just had their shirts off like 20 Women with

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the shirts off titties around men pouring beer

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on their chest like that was just not happening

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And I need to know if that was anyone's actual

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experience like because that to me is insane

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like La Crosse is a known party school in Wisconsin

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Wisconsin itself is known for fucking drinking

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and shit. So like Who's doing that? No Yeah,

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no like on the regular kind of every weekend

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or whatever parties that I went to both at my

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school like so I would I didn't like go I wasn't

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super crazy in college or anything but when I

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went out I would go like at CSU my school or

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I would go to Boulder and those were like the

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more kind of traditional frat parties or I would

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go to Wisconsin because that's where the person

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I was dating at the time was and though like

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CU and Wisconsin they were the more kind of like

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traditional frat atmosphere and those were like

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probably the more crazy parties I went to but

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in no world were people doing that like the craziest

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thing people would do there was like they I don't

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I think the frat that we were at at Wisconsin.

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They just like shaved some guy's head out in

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the lawn. Yeah. And like that was it. You know,

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like, right? Girls were very like protective

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of each other and of themselves. I just can't

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imagine. No. That happening. But when I saw this

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movie for the first time, like in twenty 14 or

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whenever I was way too young to be watching this

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but I became weirdly obsessed with it too and

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I just assumed this is what college was like

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and I assume that this is what spring break was

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like which like Lowkey then became triggering

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for me in college because I sorry were you done

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with your stories too? I was okay. Done Done

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So I'm done Throughout college I did not go on

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any like crazy or really any spring break trips

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until my senior year were me and my three roommates

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we went to San Diego where one of my roommates

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was from and it was like a very fun like very

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chill girls trip like we went out in downtown

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San Diego one night but it was like very adults

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I guess or you know it's just like very dignified

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compared to what this this was yeah but The reason

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why like the idea of spring break in this movie

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was kind of triggering for me was, and I don't

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know, maybe we can cut this Austin. But because

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in the long distance our relationship that I

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was in all throughout college, he would go on

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beach spring breaks every single year and I was

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never invited. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes

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it was because like our spring breaks didn't

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line up but then there are other times that it

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didn't like I just wasn't invited and it was

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him and all his frat bros and I just assumed

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that this was what was happening that he was

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on the beach and there were just titties everywhere

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and like it made me so insecure and yeah yeah

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so in my mind I just assumed that this was what

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was happening and I was tortured about it but

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like I mean Come on, who's really throwing their

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titties in? Around them. Yeah, come on. No, come

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on. Yeah, they weren't seeing any titties. No,

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no. So no, I did not. And the beach with them.

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They were on a separate part of the beach. Yeah,

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like, yeah. I don't know, burying each other

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in the sand or some shit. Yeah, way too sunburned.

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So yeah. And it just feels like the whole thing

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where it's like the entire entire place is like

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only college kids in the pool and just like It

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just is it's just insane. It it seems insane

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and you know, I just thought of a person to ask

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maybe would be Tanner, because no one else in

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my life probably got close to this. And I think

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his was like maybe even a little later in life,

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but he has been to all inclusives that are like

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kind of party all -inclusives with his guy friends.

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But still, I just think if you're at an all -inclusive

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in Mexico and you're a 23 -year -old woman, why

00:17:11.819 --> 00:17:14.640
are your titties out? I just feel like they probably

00:17:14.640 --> 00:17:17.220
wouldn't be, right? No. Especially if you're

00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:19.279
around a bunch of people, especially men that

00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:23.779
you do not know. Yeah. i just yeah that was like

00:17:23.779 --> 00:17:27.380
my overarching thing was like was this actually

00:17:27.380 --> 00:17:31.079
a reality for people like i'm so confused and

00:17:31.079 --> 00:17:34.660
i know we're gonna go into behind the scenes

00:17:34.660 --> 00:17:38.680
after or a little later but one of the things

00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:41.740
we did read about is how the fucking director

00:17:41.740 --> 00:17:45.630
whatever guy he like Made this for a multitude

00:17:45.630 --> 00:17:48.150
of reasons, but one of them was because like

00:17:48.150 --> 00:17:51.049
he never went on this type of spring break And

00:17:51.049 --> 00:17:54.069
he wanted to create that for himself. So this

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was his way of going that's weird I just I kept

00:18:02.400 --> 00:18:05.119
thinking this time around watching it because

00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:06.960
it's probably the first time I've watched it

00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:09.920
in at least 10 years where I was just like okay

00:18:09.920 --> 00:18:13.039
this is just some sick dude living out playing

00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:15.319
out his fantasies and like this is probably what

00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:20.440
every 16 year old guy thought that like the best

00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:22.920
spring break would be like oh if you go down

00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:26.650
to like Florida, like the girls, they're, they're

00:18:26.650 --> 00:18:30.289
loose, man. The beard you comb off some titties.

00:18:30.829 --> 00:18:33.329
There's titties everywhere. Like you're going

00:18:33.329 --> 00:18:37.029
to get some purse. It sounds like Donald Trump.

00:18:38.470 --> 00:18:40.690
It's probably what he thinks spring break was

00:18:40.690 --> 00:18:43.690
like. It's what is like on the island was like,

00:18:43.970 --> 00:18:47.049
that's what I'm saying. Alien was on the island.

00:18:48.309 --> 00:18:51.089
We have, we need to be tracking that list. We've

00:18:51.089 --> 00:18:54.609
lost that slightly, but. Alien was for sure.

00:18:55.029 --> 00:18:59.130
Alien made that his own little Epstein Island.

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It was Alien Island with those four women. He

00:19:00.809 --> 00:19:04.509
really did. He really did. From the jump. Yeah,

00:19:04.650 --> 00:19:08.809
especially like the way he acts with faith. Disgusting.

00:19:10.970 --> 00:19:14.450
Disgusting. And scene. Okay, so as we're talking

00:19:14.450 --> 00:19:21.440
about how he was extra creepy. Oh, that's gonna

00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:25.339
fit naturally into our editing. You can't just

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like play, you can't yes and with me. Our improv

00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:31.900
is gonna be shit. Come on, our improv is amazing.

00:19:32.420 --> 00:19:36.059
Sometimes it's just funny because I also think

00:19:36.059 --> 00:19:39.619
I was the one saying what you were saying now.

00:19:42.039 --> 00:19:45.359
Oh, and I love an improv, but I'm also thinking

00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:49.059
about the editing and given that it's not improv.

00:19:50.450 --> 00:19:53.289
I know how Austin feels about our transitions,

00:19:53.569 --> 00:19:57.170
and I know he doesn't like that one. But since

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when do we do things for the approval of a man?

00:20:03.049 --> 00:20:07.390
I only do things for alien. Look at my shit.

00:20:09.829 --> 00:20:15.089
Where is alien? This is also still not going

00:20:15.089 --> 00:20:25.819
to be... Eggers. What's up, girl? Oh, okay. Well,

00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:29.579
we had to. I don't care if there's no continuity.

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And I don't either. I think what you do here,

00:20:32.319 --> 00:20:34.539
Austin, is you put a record scratch before that,

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and then this is what happens. That's what we're

00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:38.819
going to start doing around here. And you're

00:20:38.819 --> 00:20:41.279
going to say, speaking of alien. And then I'll,

00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:45.180
yeah, do that. And then I'll, speaking of alien.

00:20:47.660 --> 00:20:52.079
Austin leave all of that in okay, but one of

00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:55.799
the things when you mentioned about like him

00:20:55.799 --> 00:21:00.019
being obviously really creepy and Well the vibe

00:21:00.019 --> 00:21:02.099
being creepy, but mainly about like the weirdo

00:21:02.099 --> 00:21:04.420
energy from also like the director and why he

00:21:04.420 --> 00:21:09.380
made the film to He one thing we found out in

00:21:09.380 --> 00:21:12.940
our behind the scenes is that This director didn't

00:21:12.940 --> 00:21:16.460
tell Selena Gomez about the scene in which James

00:21:16.460 --> 00:21:20.019
Franco is like extremely weird with her touching

00:21:20.019 --> 00:21:24.490
her face like... Telling her he okay. I'll do

00:21:24.490 --> 00:21:26.690
it. Well, I was like I don't even know how you

00:21:26.690 --> 00:21:29.569
describe what he's he was doing So this is a

00:21:29.569 --> 00:21:32.650
scene wherein it's after alien bails out the

00:21:32.650 --> 00:21:35.609
girls after they get arrested Yeah, and against

00:21:35.609 --> 00:21:38.329
like Selena Gomez's character faith. She's like

00:21:38.329 --> 00:21:40.369
hey guys. We really don't know this guy We should

00:21:40.369 --> 00:21:42.009
not go with him and they're all like it's fine.

00:21:42.109 --> 00:21:44.470
It's fun like they're just gonna we're gonna

00:21:44.470 --> 00:21:46.539
hang out with their friends And they get to this

00:21:46.539 --> 00:21:48.779
pool hall with all these men that they don't

00:21:48.779 --> 00:21:50.660
know. They're literally the only women there.

00:21:51.299 --> 00:21:54.859
And Faith feels very uncomfortable. And Alien

00:21:54.859 --> 00:21:57.940
pulls her aside. And he's like, what's wrong?

00:21:58.180 --> 00:21:59.779
What's wrong? She's like, I want to go home.

00:22:00.140 --> 00:22:03.420
And he starts cupping her face. He's like, why

00:22:03.420 --> 00:22:05.539
you got to go home? And he's like, I love you

00:22:05.539 --> 00:22:09.920
so dang much. I really like you. And I want you

00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:13.910
to know that if you leave, your friends are staying

00:22:13.910 --> 00:22:16.109
with me but I'm gonna be thinking about you and

00:22:16.109 --> 00:22:19.369
I'm with them. And it's just like the most disgusting

00:22:19.369 --> 00:22:21.269
thing ever and he's like literally wiping her

00:22:21.269 --> 00:22:24.950
tears as he's saying this and it's very traumatizing

00:22:24.950 --> 00:22:28.390
and to know that Selena didn't know that he was

00:22:28.390 --> 00:22:30.369
gonna be like this like that's so disgusting

00:22:30.369 --> 00:22:34.450
and knowing that like James Franco is notoriously

00:22:34.450 --> 00:22:37.450
a creep and like kind of a shit guy like you

00:22:37.450 --> 00:22:40.849
know that he loved this role. Oh absolutely.

00:22:42.180 --> 00:22:45.359
made for him. Yeah, I forgot which one of the

00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:48.619
brothers was like the eh one. Maybe they're both

00:22:48.619 --> 00:22:52.740
eh. Okay. I think David's all right. Okay, yeah,

00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:55.759
I mean he did fantastic at this then because

00:22:55.759 --> 00:23:01.500
what the fuck. Yeah, just a gross scene. Yeah,

00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:04.599
it's so disgusting. She didn't even know about

00:23:04.599 --> 00:23:08.500
it. No, she's crazy. So then her emotions were

00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:11.160
raw during it. Like It's like she could have

00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:13.180
acted that, like you could have given her heads

00:23:13.180 --> 00:23:16.079
up. She's an actor, that's her job. Yeah, she

00:23:16.079 --> 00:23:17.859
should be able to channel those emotions while

00:23:17.859 --> 00:23:20.099
like knowing what she's going to be in for. Yeah.

00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:26.839
Ugh. Ugh. Disgusting. Um, yeah. Yeah, that kind

00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:29.940
of goes back to just like the overall vibes of

00:23:29.940 --> 00:23:32.599
the film too. Yeah. Outside of it just being

00:23:32.599 --> 00:23:36.420
like the most like 2013 film there could ever

00:23:36.420 --> 00:23:40.470
be. As well like the music the skrillex of it

00:23:40.470 --> 00:23:48.730
all like oh my gosh I Literally said like I have

00:23:48.730 --> 00:23:51.470
never done acid but this song will truly make

00:23:51.470 --> 00:23:55.289
you feel like you have done asses Yes, yes after

00:23:55.289 --> 00:23:58.089
I've never I haven't heard it in years and I

00:23:58.089 --> 00:24:03.349
am And it like it gets you going gets you going

00:24:03.349 --> 00:24:08.059
yeah, yeah, and The director said like he wanted

00:24:08.059 --> 00:24:11.720
the movie to feel like viewing it you're on drugs

00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:18.119
and hit the nail on that Ring that bell baby.

00:24:18.119 --> 00:24:21.359
You got it. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm among other feelings

00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:25.859
that it brought Yeah, wait, what are you feelings?

00:24:26.099 --> 00:24:29.619
I also kind of forgot about the fact that like

00:24:29.619 --> 00:24:33.549
damn near the hole for sure 15 minutes and I'm

00:24:33.549 --> 00:24:35.750
not gonna try to over exaggerate here, but like

00:24:35.750 --> 00:24:39.170
a very long part of the start of the movie is

00:24:39.170 --> 00:24:45.529
all just kind of like cinematic shots of, you

00:24:45.529 --> 00:24:49.250
know, the girls of party scenes with the Skrillex

00:24:49.250 --> 00:24:52.069
in the background. Yeah, with titties. With like,

00:24:52.430 --> 00:24:55.210
yeah, the titties of course, then like flashes

00:24:55.210 --> 00:24:57.589
to the church scene because for some reason they

00:24:57.589 --> 00:25:01.950
made Selena Gomez or Faith, Faith, they made

00:25:01.950 --> 00:25:06.490
her also believe in Jesus at a big churchgoer,

00:25:06.730 --> 00:25:09.970
which in my opinion, like look, it's very heavy

00:25:09.970 --> 00:25:13.549
handed, right? Like she is the only one that

00:25:13.549 --> 00:25:17.569
has like some kind of moral compass. She's been

00:25:17.569 --> 00:25:19.829
like pulled away by like the girls that are like

00:25:19.829 --> 00:25:23.329
the devil. And you know, she's like that little

00:25:23.329 --> 00:25:25.869
modicum of faith throughout. And then when she

00:25:25.869 --> 00:25:29.710
leaves, when faith goes out the window, everything

00:25:29.710 --> 00:25:32.660
goes to shit. And it's like, okay dude, like

00:25:32.660 --> 00:25:37.299
your symbolism is a little much. Oh yeah. Too

00:25:37.299 --> 00:25:43.039
much for me. It's a lot. It's a lot. But yeah,

00:25:43.099 --> 00:25:45.400
I just forgot that the whole first part was yeah,

00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:49.319
all of that, like, yeah. This shot of someone

00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:52.759
snorting cocaine. This shot of a bong rip. This

00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:57.119
shot of the church choir singing. Like, it's

00:25:57.119 --> 00:26:02.130
like, what is going on? Yeah, I do wanna, oh

00:26:02.130 --> 00:26:03.950
my God, this just popped into my head too. And

00:26:03.950 --> 00:26:05.450
sorry, this might be a little bit of a diversion.

00:26:05.809 --> 00:26:09.289
But when they go to the like frat party or house

00:26:09.289 --> 00:26:12.230
party when they're at school still, did you notice

00:26:12.230 --> 00:26:16.710
how many baby dolls are in that scene? Yes. They're

00:26:16.710 --> 00:26:21.390
like using a baby doll for a bowl. Yes, yeah.

00:26:21.710 --> 00:26:23.829
Like using one as a bowl or using one as a beer

00:26:23.829 --> 00:26:26.410
bong. There's baby dolls like taped onto the

00:26:26.410 --> 00:26:31.509
walls. Yeah. That's concerning. Yeah, I kind

00:26:31.509 --> 00:26:34.049
of forgot about that part too, which I feel like

00:26:34.049 --> 00:26:36.970
also, oh, and then the man with like the full

00:26:36.970 --> 00:26:40.289
uncooked turkey on his head when he's standing

00:26:40.289 --> 00:26:42.490
on the porch. What a waste of me. Yes. So like,

00:26:42.789 --> 00:26:44.930
that's another part of where I was just like,

00:26:45.009 --> 00:26:49.069
what parties were like this? I just don't get

00:26:49.069 --> 00:26:52.869
how they were crazy in that way. They just weren't.

00:26:52.990 --> 00:26:55.329
I mean, maybe they were somewhere, I don't know,

00:26:55.549 --> 00:26:57.990
but it just seems like. I need to know. Yeah,

00:26:58.029 --> 00:27:01.059
I do need to know, but it's just this It's so

00:27:01.059 --> 00:27:03.720
clear that this whole movie was made, one was

00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:07.420
written by a man. Because the lines in here,

00:27:08.019 --> 00:27:13.920
like what was one that really just got me, I

00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:16.960
have multiple. Yeah, right after they robbed

00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:19.700
the diner and they're like rolling around in

00:27:19.700 --> 00:27:25.039
the money. I want you to say it. I want you to

00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:27.859
say it. No, you say it. I want you to say it.

00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:35.099
When Vanessa she takes the money and she goes

00:27:35.099 --> 00:27:40.680
seeing all this money makes my Seeing all this

00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:48.759
money makes my pussy wet It is truly bringing

00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:53.579
us back to our roots People we started with Jennifer's

00:27:53.579 --> 00:27:57.559
body and here we are like yeah reminded me in

00:27:57.559 --> 00:28:01.359
a lot of ways of some of the lines that Came

00:28:01.359 --> 00:28:04.579
from that where like yeah, it's giving like earlier

00:28:04.579 --> 00:28:09.059
2000 sexiness, but in 2013 while also having

00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:13.480
ex Disney stars in it like another thing I wrote

00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:17.140
down was Right from the jump damn near the first

00:28:17.140 --> 00:28:19.940
line that was spoken was when they were in class

00:28:19.940 --> 00:28:27.380
Candy and Brit I think and One of them writes

00:28:27.380 --> 00:28:30.079
and does like a heart And then in the middle

00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:33.640
it says, I want penis and shows it to the other

00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:36.400
girl. And then the other one like draws a dick

00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:39.160
and writes spring break bitches in it. And it's

00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:45.640
like literally giving this paper dick head in

00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:47.900
this third scene of the movie. In the middle

00:28:47.900 --> 00:28:53.079
of a lecture hall, like during class. Like what

00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:56.059
girls are doing. And I legit thought I was scared

00:28:56.059 --> 00:28:58.289
that girls in college would be like this. Yeah.

00:28:59.450 --> 00:29:02.529
I was like, if they're really like this, I'm

00:29:02.529 --> 00:29:07.289
not going to survive. Yeah. I just like, I don't

00:29:07.289 --> 00:29:10.309
know how any of them truly kept a straight face,

00:29:10.369 --> 00:29:12.170
including now that you give a little context

00:29:12.170 --> 00:29:15.390
to Mr. James Franco, like being a creep already,

00:29:15.589 --> 00:29:18.150
he probably thrived in this role. But like every

00:29:18.150 --> 00:29:22.869
one of his lines, I don't know how there would,

00:29:23.109 --> 00:29:26.109
how you wouldn't laugh. Like that's the thing.

00:29:26.349 --> 00:29:28.990
That's the thing. Like. They're just all so ridiculous.

00:29:29.730 --> 00:29:33.190
Yeah. And I fear that the director really thought

00:29:33.190 --> 00:29:35.450
that he was like doing something and saying something

00:29:35.450 --> 00:29:39.569
important with this movie because it's like there

00:29:39.569 --> 00:29:42.130
are aspects of it that are like quite artsy and

00:29:42.130 --> 00:29:47.410
the way it's shot. But like it's like, bro, you

00:29:47.410 --> 00:29:50.390
didn't like you wrote these lines unironically.

00:29:51.170 --> 00:29:57.609
How? Yeah. It's insanity to me. And I think like

00:29:57.609 --> 00:30:04.630
I love I love like the cringy aspects and stuff

00:30:04.630 --> 00:30:06.289
like that like obviously those are the things

00:30:06.289 --> 00:30:10.130
I write down and then I love like all of his

00:30:10.130 --> 00:30:13.829
lines Came wrangled lines. That's just like kills

00:30:13.829 --> 00:30:18.609
me. Yeah, I do eat it up. Well, yes, but But

00:30:18.609 --> 00:30:21.490
ironically like not from a camp perspective.

00:30:21.529 --> 00:30:23.990
Yeah, yeah, because it's like oh he really ate

00:30:23.990 --> 00:30:27.359
with this one. It's yes Exactly, like it's just

00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:32.099
it's like in a making fun of way like of how

00:30:32.099 --> 00:30:35.240
yeah ridiculous it is and it almost feels like

00:30:35.240 --> 00:30:38.460
it's like, you know campy and like a cult classic

00:30:38.460 --> 00:30:43.519
but he had the intention of Like making it something

00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:49.279
Not like real yeah, and it just like should have

00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:52.180
been a little campy little fun thing that had

00:30:52.180 --> 00:30:57.529
insane lines in it and a fucking alien with grills.

00:30:58.349 --> 00:31:02.690
Oh my god. Well, do a gangsta and shit. I was

00:31:02.690 --> 00:31:05.849
the only white kid in my neighborhood. We can

00:31:05.849 --> 00:31:10.670
tell. We can tell, alien. And oh my god, when

00:31:10.670 --> 00:31:13.289
you said, how do they even film this, keeping

00:31:13.289 --> 00:31:17.329
a straight face? I was thinking while watching

00:31:17.329 --> 00:31:19.970
this, especially before things get ridiculously

00:31:19.970 --> 00:31:22.869
crazy, but when it's more just the spring breakers

00:31:22.869 --> 00:31:26.250
party stuff, it would be so hard to film this

00:31:26.250 --> 00:31:29.769
like sober just because of like the overstimulation

00:31:29.769 --> 00:31:33.430
of it all too. Like the sheer amount of people

00:31:33.430 --> 00:31:37.049
packed into like the scene where they're at like

00:31:37.049 --> 00:31:40.769
a hotel party and it's just like wall -to -wall

00:31:40.769 --> 00:31:45.910
people and like just disgusting. I can't imagine

00:31:45.910 --> 00:31:49.809
I mean obviously like you're in a closed set

00:31:49.809 --> 00:31:52.119
environment although I did see in behind the

00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:54.779
scenes that they filmed this like at Daytona

00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:56.579
Beach with Real Spring Breakers. So I'm sure

00:31:56.579 --> 00:31:59.579
there was some weird shit going on. And I just

00:31:59.579 --> 00:32:01.619
can't imagine like being in this environment

00:32:01.619 --> 00:32:03.319
with all these people and like feeling trapped

00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:07.319
and claustrophobic and yeah. And being a hundred

00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:11.119
percent sober the whole time. Right. Yeah. I

00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:13.380
guess like I was also thinking of like, yeah.

00:32:13.660 --> 00:32:15.559
The first thing I thought was how hot and sweaty

00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:17.539
I would get but another thing that gives it like

00:32:17.539 --> 00:32:21.440
early 2000s slash 2013 is they are never in clothes.

00:32:21.940 --> 00:32:24.940
No, and it's always never have clothes always

00:32:24.940 --> 00:32:28.480
neon. Yeah, I'm so sad. I didn't have have the

00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:32.299
neon and they're always whispering. So like they're

00:32:32.299 --> 00:32:34.380
not using a lot of energies. They're also 90

00:32:34.380 --> 00:32:39.319
pounds. So they're so tiny. Yeah, which also

00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:42.309
like gives makes their yes their college kids

00:32:42.309 --> 00:32:45.410
but it gives it's just like pedo vibes because

00:32:45.410 --> 00:32:48.490
very James Franco yes I guess they're all like

00:32:48.490 --> 00:32:51.710
legal adults but he's like older than them and

00:32:51.710 --> 00:32:55.430
is creepy as hell and they look so young yeah

00:32:55.430 --> 00:32:58.470
well and he says to faith he's like you look

00:32:58.470 --> 00:33:01.190
like you're about like 15 years old and like

00:33:01.190 --> 00:33:04.450
you're my favorite yeah he literally says you

00:33:04.450 --> 00:33:10.410
look 15 but you're really pretty And just like

00:33:10.410 --> 00:33:13.950
it's so uncomfortable watching it to seeing how

00:33:13.950 --> 00:33:17.410
progressively uncomfortable she gets Yeah, and

00:33:17.410 --> 00:33:20.829
the fact that like she has no clothes and it's

00:33:20.829 --> 00:33:29.170
just like Yeah Just it does get like it gets

00:33:29.170 --> 00:33:32.829
at least in my opinion it gets Considerably more

00:33:32.829 --> 00:33:38.890
fun to watch after Selena leaves 110 % yeah because

00:33:38.890 --> 00:33:40.609
it's like okay now it's just like that was a

00:33:40.609 --> 00:33:43.789
little too real because like we've all been in

00:33:43.789 --> 00:33:47.130
situations yeah that we like got to get out of

00:33:47.130 --> 00:33:48.910
and like feel very uncomfortable and whatever

00:33:48.910 --> 00:33:51.410
yeah so once she left and it's like okay now

00:33:51.410 --> 00:33:53.289
everyone's just batshit crazy and we could just

00:33:53.289 --> 00:33:55.490
like go off and like honestly I don't even give

00:33:55.490 --> 00:33:57.069
a fuck what happens to these girls because they're

00:33:57.069 --> 00:34:00.410
fucking Yeah they're insane and they're like

00:34:00.410 --> 00:34:03.170
fully into like going and robbing and killing

00:34:03.170 --> 00:34:05.269
people and whatever like that's fine now we can

00:34:05.269 --> 00:34:08.030
just go fully like cinematic universe whatever

00:34:08.030 --> 00:34:14.010
yeah just go full florida but you know full florida

00:34:14.010 --> 00:34:17.210
and they went full florida they went ridiculously

00:34:17.210 --> 00:34:28.289
florida yeah um hmm one thing i will say Yeah,

00:34:28.869 --> 00:34:32.829
couple things. Is it was there any part of you

00:34:32.829 --> 00:34:36.650
that when they really started Selena left and

00:34:36.650 --> 00:34:40.369
they really started getting Florida on you? Guns

00:34:40.369 --> 00:34:46.230
in this capacity. That's cool. Robin drugs in

00:34:46.230 --> 00:34:49.070
the movie setting. That's cool. But I'm talking

00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:51.329
about was there any part of you that was like,

00:34:51.449 --> 00:34:55.590
this is a little hot. Why do you think I watched

00:34:55.590 --> 00:35:01.460
it so much? because I was slightly nervous about

00:35:01.460 --> 00:35:05.079
that. About the way that you felt because you

00:35:05.079 --> 00:35:08.139
thought it was hot? No, no, no. Just if you were

00:35:08.139 --> 00:35:10.079
gonna feel the same because we had just made

00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:12.960
a few comments about like the three way specifically

00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:15.820
and all of that stuff. And like you have the

00:35:15.820 --> 00:35:18.480
scene of, you know, we were making fun of which

00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:20.679
it is cringey as fuck where like he's on the

00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:22.760
bed, there's money everywhere. Like one of the

00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:24.400
first scenes that they go back to his house,

00:35:24.940 --> 00:35:27.199
and they're just like rolling around on the money

00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:29.159
and stuff, and then they like take guns. They

00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:32.199
make him blow the guns. And they literally make

00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:34.420
him blow the gun, and he's like, I just suck

00:35:34.420 --> 00:35:37.039
both your dicks. And he's like, I just fell in

00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:39.940
love with you. Yes, and they're doing all that.

00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:42.480
We had just kind of made fun of it a little bit

00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:44.219
already, and I was like, hmm, but like, you know.

00:35:44.219 --> 00:35:48.860
It's still kind of hot. Yeah. No, and I mean,

00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:53.559
this was the first piece of media. that I consumed

00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:58.119
at that young age that was even remotely like

00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:02.719
this. Ah, I see. Mm -hmm. Probably like the most

00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:05.659
nudity I had seen in a film at this point, too.

00:36:06.019 --> 00:36:09.920
Yeah. Oh, for sure. So it felt very naughty watching

00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:12.900
it. Yeah. And that's why I think I watched it

00:36:12.900 --> 00:36:16.280
so much, too. Makes sense. For me, I remember

00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:20.320
watching it in theaters. What? Who let you go

00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:23.420
to this in theaters? Thank you. Thank you. I

00:36:23.420 --> 00:36:25.920
don't know enough to go to an R rated movie.

00:36:26.179 --> 00:36:29.000
I know that's what I was like the rating had

00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:33.039
to be are right at least had to be and see 17

00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:37.099
maybe and it was in 2013. Mm -hmm. So you would

00:36:37.099 --> 00:36:42.079
have been like 16 at most right? So like I guess

00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:44.300
yeah, like technically maybe give whatever the

00:36:44.300 --> 00:36:47.199
time frame was I could have driven myself I could

00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:49.679
have seen you and Lily go see this and like yeah,

00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:52.880
so honestly me and Amy were the big moviegoers

00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:56.539
and she like we would see We saw everything like

00:36:56.539 --> 00:36:59.139
I just I go back to like seeing 50 shades of

00:36:59.139 --> 00:37:01.360
gray and like telling my parents I was going

00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:04.380
to see that like that's crazy Yeah, we were in

00:37:04.380 --> 00:37:10.980
high school when that yeah like So like it it

00:37:10.980 --> 00:37:13.079
doesn't surprise me that I also saw this but

00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:15.400
I know that Amy and I saw it there and like maybe

00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:18.920
we've watched it one time Outside of that, but

00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:21.619
like it's been since seeing it in theaters. Oh

00:37:21.619 --> 00:37:24.579
for real again I don't remember shit about movies

00:37:24.579 --> 00:37:28.079
ever, but I also did not remember like the sexiness

00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:32.000
of it like yeah, I Didn't remember that any of

00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:35.400
that happened. Yeah. Yeah, well and now that

00:37:35.400 --> 00:37:38.380
you mention it too like it's funny because I

00:37:38.380 --> 00:37:40.940
feel like the threesome scene, which is a threesome

00:37:40.940 --> 00:37:45.599
between Alien, Britt, and Candy. And they're

00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:49.119
mostly in the pool. It's probably the least sexy

00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:57.059
scene in the movie somehow. And I forgot about...

00:37:57.059 --> 00:37:59.519
There's a part of the scene where I guess it's

00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:01.940
technically the scene after they're out of the

00:38:01.940 --> 00:38:05.820
pool. and aliens sitting on the couch and both

00:38:05.820 --> 00:38:09.659
the girls are sucking his nipples. What's that

00:38:09.659 --> 00:38:12.739
about? What's that about? Who's that fun for?

00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:17.699
Who's that for? James Franco. I guess, but like

00:38:17.699 --> 00:38:22.079
co -producer. It must, I truly, truly, it's giving,

00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:24.539
it's giving like Sam Levin. Well, okay. Do you

00:38:24.539 --> 00:38:28.219
watch, do you watch Euphoria? Yes, but I haven't

00:38:28.219 --> 00:38:31.320
watched this most recent season, but I will now

00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:35.809
that I have your HBO login. You're welcome. Yeah,

00:38:35.889 --> 00:38:37.710
but you know one of the big critiques about euphoria

00:38:37.710 --> 00:38:39.789
is that Sam Levinson the creator is just playing

00:38:39.789 --> 00:38:42.389
out his weird kind of like rapey fantasies and

00:38:42.389 --> 00:38:45.610
kinks and it's giving that same energy but it's

00:38:45.610 --> 00:38:49.929
also the same kind of euphoria like aesthetic

00:38:49.929 --> 00:38:52.090
and energy where you can't look away and you're

00:38:52.090 --> 00:38:54.510
weirdly drawn to it because of like all of the

00:38:54.510 --> 00:39:02.980
other aspects of it too. Oh yeah. Okay. One question

00:39:02.980 --> 00:39:05.480
I had because we've been talking a lot about

00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:09.039
like the producers the executives the all that

00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:12.119
stuff Yeah, this is taking us way back to literally

00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:14.940
the beginning of it which first the intro credits

00:39:14.940 --> 00:39:17.179
were like way too ridiculously long. I thought

00:39:17.179 --> 00:39:20.119
I was being pranked but This is my first thing

00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:23.300
I wrote down a 24 question mark. I've been seeing

00:39:23.300 --> 00:39:30.329
a lot of that Do you know what that is? Yes,

00:39:30.510 --> 00:39:32.750
and I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the reaction. Sometimes

00:39:32.750 --> 00:39:35.730
I forget that you're like not a movie person

00:39:35.730 --> 00:39:39.269
So when you ask me these questions, is that a

00:39:39.269 --> 00:39:42.090
dumb thing? No, it's not a dumb question for

00:39:42.090 --> 00:39:47.960
you For you As a non -moo, you're a little stupid

00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:51.980
idiot. Oh, you're so cute. You don't know what

00:39:51.980 --> 00:39:55.860
824 is? No, it's as a not movie person. It's

00:39:55.860 --> 00:39:59.219
not a stupid question. 824 is a is a movie studio

00:39:59.219 --> 00:40:01.780
production studio that kind of, you know, got

00:40:01.780 --> 00:40:04.659
it's right. Got to start with the more like kind

00:40:04.659 --> 00:40:09.420
of indie offbeat, like aesthetic kind of edgier

00:40:09.420 --> 00:40:12.039
films like this. Like I'm trying to think, no,

00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:13.480
I'm not even going to name off movies because

00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:16.849
you're not going to know them. But I've been

00:40:16.849 --> 00:40:20.230
seeing a 24 a lot like social media not yeah

00:40:20.230 --> 00:40:23.690
No, and it's it's become like it's got to start

00:40:23.690 --> 00:40:26.110
more of like kind of the indie edgy and it still

00:40:26.110 --> 00:40:28.969
kind of is but it's really a big kind of studio

00:40:28.969 --> 00:40:33.110
now Yeah So like a lot of very popular movies

00:40:33.110 --> 00:40:35.710
are a 24 so you'll see it more and more with

00:40:35.710 --> 00:40:42.309
recent films The more you know yeah, but like

00:40:42.309 --> 00:40:45.670
with for me and Max who are you know more regular

00:40:45.670 --> 00:40:48.150
movie watchers yes like whenever we put it on

00:40:48.150 --> 00:40:50.349
we saw that we're like oh no way like didn't

00:40:50.349 --> 00:40:53.829
know it was an a -24 and and you're like what

00:40:53.829 --> 00:40:57.869
the what the fuck a -24 what does that mean I

00:40:57.869 --> 00:41:07.469
mean what's better than 24 25 I totally forgot

00:41:07.469 --> 00:41:09.550
about this and I'm sorry I'm doing kind of a

00:41:09.550 --> 00:41:12.849
hard pivot right now but it us all over town

00:41:13.789 --> 00:41:17.429
Fantastic. When we were speaking about them never

00:41:17.429 --> 00:41:20.110
wearing clothes, them being ridiculous, whatever.

00:41:21.170 --> 00:41:23.829
Okay, them being in court in bikinis is insane.

00:41:25.670 --> 00:41:29.449
No, because I lost my mind. There was multiple,

00:41:29.769 --> 00:41:32.150
that's another thing about this being like campy

00:41:32.150 --> 00:41:33.989
and you need to just lean into that. There were

00:41:33.989 --> 00:41:36.780
so many times where I actually laughed out loud

00:41:36.780 --> 00:41:39.139
sitting alone in my room and that was one of

00:41:39.139 --> 00:41:41.219
them where they were in court. They're before

00:41:41.219 --> 00:41:46.440
a judge in their bikinis. No counsel, no representation

00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:49.880
at all. And why were they on one side and those

00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:53.340
drug twins were on the other? Okay, so I think

00:41:53.340 --> 00:41:57.869
they were actually in like the The gallery gallery.

00:41:57.869 --> 00:42:00.929
I think they were up front too. It does look

00:42:00.929 --> 00:42:02.389
like that, but I think it's because they're sitting

00:42:02.389 --> 00:42:04.269
in the front row like waiting for when their

00:42:04.269 --> 00:42:08.050
case gets called. Yeah, okay, okay. And I hate

00:42:08.050 --> 00:42:11.030
those twins. I do want to say that. They've always

00:42:11.030 --> 00:42:12.710
scared the shit out of me. They're so fucking

00:42:12.710 --> 00:42:14.650
weird. They're creepy. They're just kind of in

00:42:14.650 --> 00:42:17.110
the background. Like they're not even like cool

00:42:17.110 --> 00:42:20.389
and funny. No, they're just like weird. And then

00:42:20.389 --> 00:42:23.849
they give the little gunshot fucking signal to

00:42:23.849 --> 00:42:27.000
our guy. alien, and that's how they get wrapped

00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:31.980
up with him. So gross. So gross. I also love

00:42:31.980 --> 00:42:33.760
that the judge was like, either you pay the fine

00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:36.519
or two more nights in jail. It's like, what is

00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:41.260
this? It's Florida. Florida. It's Florida. It

00:42:41.260 --> 00:42:43.599
literally sounds like a Florida headline, you

00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:49.860
know? I do also feel that it's important that

00:42:49.860 --> 00:42:53.269
we address the Gucci main of it all. Gucci Mane

00:42:53.269 --> 00:42:57.269
of it all. Absolutely. Did you remember that

00:42:57.269 --> 00:43:04.170
it was Gucci Mane? No. I was thrown for a loop.

00:43:05.869 --> 00:43:10.110
Yeah. The man can't act. I was gonna say, but

00:43:10.110 --> 00:43:13.670
at the sit, so I love how Gucci gives us absolutely

00:43:13.670 --> 00:43:18.250
nothing. And somehow it's perfect. I love the

00:43:18.250 --> 00:43:20.809
scene where like He's having sex with this woman.

00:43:21.230 --> 00:43:25.769
And he's like, we're doing emotes on my dick.

00:43:26.610 --> 00:43:32.130
And then like they come in and spoiler alert,

00:43:32.289 --> 00:43:36.809
they come in while he's in the hot, weird hot

00:43:36.809 --> 00:43:39.909
tub in the bathroom, putting guns at him. And

00:43:39.909 --> 00:43:42.929
he's just like, oh, he doesn't even say anything.

00:43:43.610 --> 00:43:49.010
Nothing, literally nothing. Gucci, give us. any

00:43:49.010 --> 00:43:52.050
emotion i know even during my favorite scene

00:43:52.050 --> 00:43:55.090
of them is where they have like their first you

00:43:55.090 --> 00:43:57.670
know run in with each other because so alien

00:43:57.670 --> 00:44:01.130
and then gucci main which what's gucci's actual

00:44:01.130 --> 00:44:04.789
character oh i don't find it whatever but gucci

00:44:04.789 --> 00:44:07.849
they have like their first run in Because they

00:44:07.849 --> 00:44:10.949
you know, they used to be best friends, but now

00:44:10.949 --> 00:44:13.829
they're in like I guess you could say rival gangs

00:44:13.829 --> 00:44:15.750
They don't obviously necessarily like call them

00:44:15.750 --> 00:44:17.230
that but like, you know, they're both trying

00:44:17.230 --> 00:44:22.170
to run the streets they say and Gucci is more

00:44:22.170 --> 00:44:25.909
of you know, the top dog James Franco split off

00:44:25.909 --> 00:44:28.829
from him and is trying to run shit now obviously

00:44:28.829 --> 00:44:32.929
Gucci main does not fuck with that so like They

00:44:32.929 --> 00:44:35.349
have a lot of conflict throughout, but the first

00:44:35.349 --> 00:44:37.969
one is them fighting about their friendship.

00:44:38.510 --> 00:44:41.409
And one of them is like, you used to be my best

00:44:41.409 --> 00:44:47.469
friend. No, you did this. We were best friends.

00:44:48.090 --> 00:44:51.159
And they're just in the bar. cuts to like the

00:44:51.159 --> 00:44:55.059
next time we see Gucci Mane Gucci is on the couch

00:44:55.059 --> 00:44:58.380
with his I don't know family and his son and

00:44:58.380 --> 00:45:02.519
he's like my baby is starving my baby needs to

00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:06.760
get fed and alien is taking food from my baby

00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:11.980
then the next scene is Gucci Mane pulling up

00:45:11.980 --> 00:45:16.500
on them in the drive by shooting their car out

00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:18.860
And fucking poor, what's she gonna call it? The

00:45:18.860 --> 00:45:20.880
fourth girl who we haven't even really mentioned.

00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:24.579
She gets shot. It's also insane that she's the

00:45:24.579 --> 00:45:28.460
only one that catches a bullet. They have a machine

00:45:28.460 --> 00:45:30.880
gun and they're lighting up this car and she

00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:35.679
gets grazed in the arm. And that's it? Insane.

00:45:36.820 --> 00:45:39.960
Oh my god. But yeah, no, I absolutely lost it

00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:41.679
at the scene where they're just Gucci sitting

00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:47.639
in his house and these guys. Taking food out

00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:51.039
of my baby's mouth. My baby's hungry hungry my

00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:57.000
baby starving starving What? What are you doing?

00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:01.960
Come on. Come on. Oh my god. I'm like sweating

00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.760
because how funny that is. It's so good. I do

00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:09.539
have like another thing that is just kind of

00:46:09.539 --> 00:46:12.980
revolving the gun violence in general because

00:46:12.980 --> 00:46:16.159
you know okay so the girl gets shot and then

00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:19.820
finally she's like it's time for me to go home

00:46:19.820 --> 00:46:23.599
too yeah yeah you think at that point like this

00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:26.219
is why i couldn't even brand myself as candy

00:46:26.219 --> 00:46:31.480
or brit because your friend has been shot and

00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:35.960
you still are staying there stay with us like

00:46:35.960 --> 00:46:43.050
insane but Like then I just think since we're

00:46:43.050 --> 00:46:47.050
on the gun violence part of it Like one how did

00:46:47.050 --> 00:46:48.929
like you said how don't people catch more bullets

00:46:48.929 --> 00:46:51.570
when their car is getting shot up? But then also

00:46:51.570 --> 00:46:54.710
in the like end scene where they're gonna go,

00:46:54.730 --> 00:46:56.630
you know, they're pulling their little hit on

00:46:56.630 --> 00:47:01.500
Gucci man and Fucking James Franco just gets

00:47:01.500 --> 00:47:03.559
shot point blank in the head. That's my favorite

00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:06.000
part. And they just keep going. They just keep

00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:08.199
going. Like literally nothing even happens, which

00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:10.820
is actually how they felt about this guy. Like

00:47:10.820 --> 00:47:11.900
they did not give a fuck. They didn't give a

00:47:11.900 --> 00:47:14.659
fuck. Yeah. But then it's like they continue

00:47:14.659 --> 00:47:16.880
with their little mission, we'll call it. But

00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:23.860
there is damn near 10 to 20 gang members in this

00:47:23.860 --> 00:47:28.039
house. in this yard and house with a whole artillery

00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:33.760
yes these two little college girls somehow take

00:47:33.760 --> 00:47:37.940
every single one of them out it's insane and

00:47:37.940 --> 00:47:41.880
not one of them gets shot not one they're literally

00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:46.280
all of these men like so many men with guns and

00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:49.159
walking straight at them and not a soul gets

00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:53.880
hit and they're just like the best shots somehow

00:47:54.650 --> 00:47:58.369
Like they are sharp shooters. They are murdering

00:47:58.369 --> 00:48:01.610
people left and right. Literally. Like it's nothing.

00:48:02.010 --> 00:48:03.789
And then just walk right out of that. No, drive

00:48:03.789 --> 00:48:05.690
right out of there in his Lamborghini. Yeah.

00:48:05.750 --> 00:48:10.869
What? I, yeah, it's insane. It's fully goes off

00:48:10.869 --> 00:48:14.489
the rails. Yeah. But that's honestly like my

00:48:14.489 --> 00:48:16.389
favorite part, not my favorite part, but one

00:48:16.389 --> 00:48:17.949
of my favorite parts is like when they're walking

00:48:17.949 --> 00:48:22.309
up to go do this whole operation and alien just

00:48:22.309 --> 00:48:27.000
gets merked immediately. I know. He doesn't even

00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:31.539
make it off the dock. No, not one step off the

00:48:31.539 --> 00:48:34.460
dock. A little bit. And I mean, yeah, which like

00:48:34.460 --> 00:48:37.559
all goes to prove that he really is a little

00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:40.320
bitch the whole time. And it's so funny, like

00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:42.400
the scene where they're kind of preparing to

00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:45.559
go and do this and they keep replaying, looping

00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:49.699
the same audio. Yes. I don't know how many times

00:48:49.699 --> 00:48:54.050
where They're like, you scared? You scared little

00:48:54.050 --> 00:48:56.909
bitch? And he's like, yeah, I'm a scaredy pants.

00:48:57.469 --> 00:49:01.150
Yeah. And they play that over and over and over.

00:49:02.030 --> 00:49:05.929
Yeah. And it's like, I understand, I guess, like

00:49:05.929 --> 00:49:07.369
what they're trying to do. But it's like, OK,

00:49:07.510 --> 00:49:11.840
we get it. Yeah. We get it. Oh my god, it's yeah,

00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:14.980
this is just a wild movie like it honestly is

00:49:14.980 --> 00:49:17.099
one thing I think I'm gonna make it the cover

00:49:17.099 --> 00:49:20.219
photo for this video and I can send it to you

00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:24.920
but this oh my god with the guns I was like me

00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:29.599
you and Austin literally Okay, the pink ski masks

00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:34.750
are so good though they go hard literally So

00:49:34.750 --> 00:49:37.530
good. Pink ski mask with the matching swimsuits.

00:49:37.929 --> 00:49:41.190
So good. Another look. I would be remissed before

00:49:41.190 --> 00:49:44.250
we end this episode to not mention this. Their

00:49:44.250 --> 00:49:46.630
outfits where they have the black sweatpants

00:49:46.630 --> 00:49:48.969
and it says DTF on the butt and then they have

00:49:48.969 --> 00:49:51.929
the matching one pieces and the ski masks still

00:49:51.929 --> 00:49:54.469
they all have guns that they're holding like

00:49:54.469 --> 00:49:56.690
truly they've never held a gun before because

00:49:56.690 --> 00:49:58.769
I don't think they have besides the squirt guns

00:49:58.769 --> 00:49:59.989
that they used to rob. But somehow there's very

00:49:59.989 --> 00:50:02.690
good shots. Even though, yeah, there's fucking

00:50:02.690 --> 00:50:06.030
sharpshooters, but when they're out on that piano,

00:50:06.030 --> 00:50:09.610
that's on his, you know, balcony or nice balcony.

00:50:09.750 --> 00:50:11.630
What do you call it? Yeah, we need to talk about

00:50:11.630 --> 00:50:16.650
this. Yeah. So that is the greatest one of the

00:50:16.650 --> 00:50:20.250
greatest forms of media I have ever seen. The

00:50:20.250 --> 00:50:23.409
instrumental playing Britney Spears every time.

00:50:24.949 --> 00:50:28.130
And then they're dancing with the guns and then

00:50:28.130 --> 00:50:31.510
the montage of them. robbing people robbing spring

00:50:31.510 --> 00:50:35.809
break it's just so good so fucking good it's

00:50:35.809 --> 00:50:40.090
just so good I nearly cried because I was like

00:50:40.090 --> 00:50:44.269
wow I think that's the only scene in the movie

00:50:44.269 --> 00:50:48.349
that's like unironically good absolutely yeah

00:50:48.349 --> 00:50:51.750
it's shot perfectly like the singing into then

00:50:51.750 --> 00:50:54.289
like Britney's actual song the song choice itself

00:50:54.289 --> 00:50:57.869
like the lead up to it all them like literally

00:50:57.869 --> 00:51:00.809
then having this song in the back while they're

00:51:00.809 --> 00:51:06.269
just them robbing a wedding is crazy. Yes, like

00:51:06.269 --> 00:51:09.449
It's just and somehow they don't get caught.

00:51:09.889 --> 00:51:14.449
No Don't get caught at all. Yeah, um, I do have

00:51:14.449 --> 00:51:17.269
a few like questions about that which that reminds

00:51:17.269 --> 00:51:20.280
me a few questions, comments and concerns. What

00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:23.320
do you think happens to them after? Because literally

00:51:23.320 --> 00:51:26.079
the final scene is them, they give little James

00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:28.059
Franco a little kiss and they drive off in the

00:51:28.059 --> 00:51:31.840
Lamborghini and then it's face to black and you

00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:36.659
have no idea. You know, I, yeah, I think when

00:51:36.659 --> 00:51:38.260
I've watched this in the past, I never really

00:51:38.260 --> 00:51:40.059
even thought about it because I was just like,

00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:42.780
what? But I was much more introspective about

00:51:42.780 --> 00:51:47.019
it this time around and especially because the

00:51:47.019 --> 00:51:49.539
scene right before they go and do this operation.

00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:55.619
Candy and Britt, they call their moms. And they're

00:51:55.619 --> 00:51:59.380
like, I just want to do better. And the lines

00:51:59.380 --> 00:52:01.639
are so insane. They're like, I think that's really

00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:04.219
the secret to life, being a good person. And

00:52:04.219 --> 00:52:08.940
then they go murder like 30 people. And they're

00:52:08.940 --> 00:52:11.800
not like quiet about it either. So I wonder,

00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:19.139
do they go back to school, you think? had I really

00:52:19.139 --> 00:52:22.119
like don't have any clue because also it's a

00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:25.320
little fuzzy on like how long they're actually

00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:30.619
in Florida on spring break like I you know like

00:52:30.619 --> 00:52:35.880
yeah I do it's gotta be like a week Yeah, that's

00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:38.440
how I imagine it too, but it also felt like so

00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:41.679
long. But then they'd say like on the phone in

00:52:41.679 --> 00:52:42.860
that phone conversation when they're calling

00:52:42.860 --> 00:52:44.360
their mom saying they want to be better. They're

00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:46.820
like, yeah, people are going back to school like

00:52:46.820 --> 00:52:49.519
all this stuff. So like, you know, I don't know.

00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:51.960
I obviously like you said I never thought about

00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.059
it when I first watched this, but I thought about

00:52:54.059 --> 00:52:57.599
it a lot because I just kept again not remembering

00:52:57.599 --> 00:53:00.360
what happens. I was like, Does one of them died?

00:53:00.500 --> 00:53:02.900
Both of them died? Do they go back? Do we see

00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:05.260
that part? I couldn't remember any of it. And

00:53:05.260 --> 00:53:09.300
I want to say that I don't think they ever get

00:53:09.300 --> 00:53:13.039
caught. No, they definitely don't. I just, there's

00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:16.760
no way going in these two little fucking white

00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:19.539
girls who go to some college out of state who

00:53:19.539 --> 00:53:22.920
came down here. They're just not going to get

00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:25.739
caught for this. They're not going to go after

00:53:25.739 --> 00:53:30.360
a homicide of 30 people. Because again, all the

00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:32.900
people that they killed were like gang members.

00:53:33.099 --> 00:53:34.360
Gang members. So not saying that their lives

00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:38.679
don't matter. Oh, of course not. I was crazy.

00:53:46.989 --> 00:53:49.469
But the odds that the cops are going to go find

00:53:49.469 --> 00:53:52.869
their murderers are pretty low, right? Yes. And

00:53:52.869 --> 00:53:55.449
that's what I was going to say too. I wasn't

00:53:55.449 --> 00:53:58.050
going to say the part about emphasizing that

00:53:58.050 --> 00:53:59.769
their lives matter, but I think it's important

00:53:59.769 --> 00:54:04.110
you did just so people know where we're at. Completely

00:54:04.110 --> 00:54:06.230
agree with what you were saying. Like, yeah,

00:54:06.409 --> 00:54:08.789
it's they're just not going to go after people

00:54:08.789 --> 00:54:14.539
who are just killed this. Like drug kingpins

00:54:14.539 --> 00:54:17.860
and yeah, yeah, they're like oh the police in

00:54:17.860 --> 00:54:21.000
Florida Yeah, you think they're gonna care. No,

00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.599
they're gonna celebrate. Yeah So what I think

00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:27.059
is that they took all the money they took all

00:54:27.059 --> 00:54:31.380
that shit and they're back at college Yeah, yeah,

00:54:31.380 --> 00:54:36.659
definitely Just going quickly back to the topic

00:54:36.659 --> 00:54:43.590
of race But Um, the first thing that I thought

00:54:43.590 --> 00:54:47.670
when they went to like the pool hall and literally

00:54:47.670 --> 00:54:50.909
everyone else there are like black people and

00:54:50.909 --> 00:54:53.510
Selena was like, I want to get out of here. I

00:54:53.510 --> 00:54:55.510
was like, wow, she literally sees one black person

00:54:55.510 --> 00:54:58.269
and she wants to go home because there's no people

00:54:58.269 --> 00:55:00.969
of color. There's no people of color in the rest

00:55:00.969 --> 00:55:03.550
of the movie except for like these people that

00:55:03.550 --> 00:55:05.809
she's afraid of. And like, obviously she's in

00:55:05.809 --> 00:55:08.949
like a bad situation regardless, but my immediate

00:55:08.949 --> 00:55:13.409
thought was like, wow. Wow course wow face course

00:55:13.409 --> 00:55:17.210
Jacked up for Jesus, right? Mm -hmm as her pastor

00:55:17.210 --> 00:55:21.610
says in the beginning of the movie How cool is

00:55:21.610 --> 00:55:25.349
that how cool is that how cool is that now? How

00:55:25.349 --> 00:55:28.030
cool is that can I get an amen during our baptism

00:55:28.030 --> 00:55:30.969
class? I think she said that three times how

00:55:30.969 --> 00:55:36.750
cool is that Wow, what did they teach you by

00:55:36.750 --> 00:55:42.739
the way? lot was taught, but Austin was quizzed

00:55:42.739 --> 00:55:47.440
and he cheated. And I'm pretty sure that's one

00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:50.679
of the ten commandments is to not cheat. Thou

00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:54.940
shall not cheat. Thou shall not be an adulterer.

00:55:56.480 --> 00:56:02.260
And he, I'm sorry, he cheated on you? In the

00:56:02.260 --> 00:56:06.280
church? No. He's saying yes. No, no, no, no.

00:56:06.539 --> 00:56:09.619
The person who was teaching our class Asked him

00:56:09.619 --> 00:56:12.400
a question or asked us all a question and then

00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.019
pointed at Austin and Austin gave the right answer.

00:56:16.139 --> 00:56:18.699
I'm like, oh my god. Yes. How did you remember

00:56:18.699 --> 00:56:21.139
that? That's crazy. Well, it's because he cheated.

00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:24.599
How'd he cheat? He didn't actually cheat. He

00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:28.099
used his resources. But do you want to tell it?

00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:30.869
It's an open book test. It's fine. Right. She

00:56:30.869 --> 00:56:33.630
just asked him a question and he thought he knew

00:56:33.630 --> 00:56:35.449
the answer but then he was kind of looking around

00:56:35.449 --> 00:56:37.909
and it's like in a church classroom whatever

00:56:37.909 --> 00:56:42.070
you call that and There's like a wall and it

00:56:42.070 --> 00:56:44.829
has a bunch of you know like the stuff about

00:56:44.829 --> 00:56:48.869
Jesus and like the Rules and all that and one

00:56:48.869 --> 00:56:51.929
of them was this rule she was asking about and

00:56:51.929 --> 00:56:54.809
He looked at the damn poster and then was like

00:56:54.809 --> 00:56:59.139
yes, it's seven the answer is seven I I have

00:56:59.139 --> 00:57:01.420
no problem. I have no qualms. I don't either.

00:57:01.860 --> 00:57:04.039
Yeah. Well, you're the one that studies cheating.

00:57:05.699 --> 00:57:08.840
I'm trying to stir up some drama. What else is

00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:12.639
new? 25 minutes that I'm a liar. That's true.

00:57:12.780 --> 00:57:15.500
That is very true. It's called entertain it,

00:57:15.579 --> 00:57:20.199
baby. Oh, another thing I was thinking also,

00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:24.099
what year in school do we think they are? Oh,

00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:29.179
I had so many questions about this, too. It's

00:57:29.179 --> 00:57:31.579
so hard to tell I feel like if it was like senior

00:57:31.579 --> 00:57:35.840
year They would have said that but also like

00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:40.539
They don't get in trouble for the drinking so

00:57:40.539 --> 00:57:43.840
they have to be over 21 You would think right?

00:57:44.199 --> 00:57:46.260
Yeah, because the only thing the judge talks

00:57:46.260 --> 00:57:51.320
about is like is the drugs. Yeah, so Junior year

00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:55.940
junior senior. Yeah. Yeah. Mm -hmm interesting.

00:57:56.360 --> 00:58:00.139
Yeah Who knows maybe it's senior year because

00:58:00.139 --> 00:58:02.280
maybe then they just you know go back to school

00:58:02.280 --> 00:58:05.099
and graduate and and then Run off with all their

00:58:05.099 --> 00:58:07.719
money. They stole. Yeah, or not even go back

00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:11.639
to that's another it could be I mean likely event.

00:58:11.699 --> 00:58:13.059
Yeah, they probably don't care that much about

00:58:13.059 --> 00:58:14.739
their degree They're out here murdering people.

00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:17.719
So right. Yeah, but they're trying to do better.

00:58:17.739 --> 00:58:22.480
So who knows? They are Yeah Another thought that

00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.039
I had during this is and this movie is not very

00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:26.940
long. It's like an hour and a half. No, thank

00:58:26.940 --> 00:58:29.880
God But why does it feel eight hours long? Oh

00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:34.420
my god. It feels so long. I think I actually

00:58:34.420 --> 00:58:36.519
texted Austin and I was like, oh my god, like

00:58:36.519 --> 00:58:38.500
I do not want to have to be watching this right

00:58:38.500 --> 00:58:43.039
now. Like you got a terrible day at work. Like,

00:58:43.320 --> 00:58:49.739
yes, literally. Like want to just like do nothing

00:58:49.739 --> 00:58:52.059
and like zone out and you've got to watch spring

00:58:52.059 --> 00:58:54.679
breakers and you've got to be locked in. And

00:58:54.679 --> 00:59:00.199
you've got to write notes. We have to prep for

00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:05.320
our show, literally. Oh boy. Well, do we want

00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:08.320
to talk about some of the facts that we learned

00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:13.099
about it? I think we should. Okay. God, this

00:59:13.099 --> 00:59:15.159
writer and director is just a little freak, man.

00:59:15.420 --> 00:59:17.659
Honestly, and I still can't believe that he got

00:59:17.659 --> 00:59:22.440
two, yeah, two Disney girls to do this. I know.

00:59:22.820 --> 00:59:24.780
Because I'm all for breaking out of your Disney.

00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:29.539
But this was a wild way to do it. They jumped

00:59:29.539 --> 00:59:33.119
off the deep end. Yeah. I will say, from your

00:59:33.119 --> 00:59:38.159
Disney roles. One thing that I do notice, however,

00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:42.199
is that Selena, Vanessa, and Ashley, none of

00:59:42.199 --> 00:59:45.780
them have any nudity. The only one of the girls

00:59:45.780 --> 00:59:51.780
that has any nudity is the other one. Claude.

00:59:52.739 --> 00:59:57.860
Claude? Claude or Claude it's something like

00:59:57.860 --> 01:00:02.599
that isn't it? Caught Caught damn near Claude

01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:09.099
Oh So you know that you were shaking your head

01:00:09.099 --> 01:00:12.099
at our commentary sorry go ahead Laurel Austin

01:00:12.099 --> 01:00:14.460
you prepare your thoughts No, I want to hear

01:00:14.460 --> 01:00:17.019
Austin as today He was just while we were talking

01:00:17.019 --> 01:00:19.440
about how it's so crazy that they dove off the

01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:21.760
deep end from Disney rules And then you mentioned

01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:25.239
how they don't have any nudity And you were shaking

01:00:25.239 --> 01:00:29.159
your head. Well, it's just like that conversation

01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:32.159
we had about Miley Cyrus, about how crazy it

01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:38.219
was that Miley is out here humping people on

01:00:38.219 --> 01:00:41.179
a live stage. Wasn't that crazy? That's not crazy,

01:00:41.179 --> 01:00:46.820
but it's insane for actors to be in a movie acting.

01:00:47.719 --> 01:00:51.909
That's crazy. Interrated our movie. That's this

01:00:51.909 --> 01:00:55.090
is crazier than a live performance at we're not

01:00:55.090 --> 01:00:57.309
saying that we're not saying that we're saying

01:00:57.309 --> 01:01:01.409
that like the entire Movie as a work of art is

01:01:01.409 --> 01:01:04.250
a crazy project to be a part of as your first

01:01:04.250 --> 01:01:06.769
foray into something outside of Disney however,

01:01:06.769 --> 01:01:08.949
you can tell that their boundaries were very

01:01:08.949 --> 01:01:12.650
strict because like Each of them obviously had

01:01:12.650 --> 01:01:15.449
their own different boundaries based on their

01:01:15.449 --> 01:01:18.469
roles, but it's like okay Selena obviously her

01:01:18.469 --> 01:01:22.059
boundaries were a little bit more I don't know

01:01:22.059 --> 01:01:25.719
solidified because she was the least crazy character

01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:28.599
No nudity didn't show her doing really any drug

01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:31.300
use at all except for hitting a bong once Yeah,

01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:34.119
and then the other had any also like physical

01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:36.860
besides him being creepy But like yeah any like

01:01:36.860 --> 01:01:44.239
kissing or sex scenes with alien exactly So Yeah,

01:01:44.300 --> 01:01:46.280
it's just like you can tell that they were all

01:01:46.280 --> 01:01:51.730
trying to step out of their like roles that they

01:01:51.730 --> 01:01:54.090
are their kind of tropes, but they still were

01:01:54.090 --> 01:01:55.530
like, okay, but we're not getting too crazy.

01:01:55.550 --> 01:01:58.369
Cause we want to be taken seriously. Yeah. I

01:01:58.369 --> 01:02:01.150
also think for me, yes, I probably didn't clarify

01:02:01.150 --> 01:02:04.610
as well as I should have that. I don't mean that

01:02:04.610 --> 01:02:08.250
they shouldn't have done this movie. I love that

01:02:08.250 --> 01:02:11.070
they did this movie. Like, I don't think any,

01:02:11.110 --> 01:02:12.949
like, I don't think anyone thought that did awesome.

01:02:12.949 --> 01:02:16.030
There's nothing. No, I'm saying that, but he's

01:02:16.030 --> 01:02:18.820
just saying that like, in the prior episode with

01:02:18.820 --> 01:02:21.900
the Hannah Montana episode, I was so gung -ho

01:02:21.900 --> 01:02:24.980
about how we shouldn't limit people in that way.

01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:26.880
So I just want to make it clear. I'm not saying

01:02:26.880 --> 01:02:29.219
that they shouldn't have done this. I'm just

01:02:29.219 --> 01:02:32.119
saying that there's a lot of women, especially

01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:35.260
Disney Channel, people who grew up acting in

01:02:35.260 --> 01:02:37.960
Disney Channel, who have spoken about their experience

01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:42.039
of even going to just a movie that's not Disney.

01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:44.880
It's like... People and their managers will tell

01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:47.360
them like you are ruining your career You will

01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.619
never book work again like all of this stuff

01:02:49.619 --> 01:02:51.400
because they want them to like stay so young

01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:54.219
and innocent for so long So it is crazy that

01:02:54.219 --> 01:02:57.079
like, you know Selena Gomez and stuff who has

01:02:57.079 --> 01:02:59.019
only up until this point. Maybe she did other

01:02:59.019 --> 01:03:02.119
things I don't know actually but like was predominantly

01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:04.440
thought of as like Disney Channel innocent roles

01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:07.739
and this is a complete 180 from that and like

01:03:07.980 --> 01:03:10.099
Yeah, her mom was supportive and all that stuff.

01:03:10.199 --> 01:03:12.760
So like, I'm happy that she did it and I support

01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:14.980
them doing it for, you know, all of them there.

01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:18.500
Love it. But like, I actually don't know how

01:03:18.500 --> 01:03:21.980
old they each were in this, but Selena will always

01:03:21.980 --> 01:03:25.619
look 16 to me up until like the last two years,

01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:29.539
always. But yeah, so that's not what I mean.

01:03:29.619 --> 01:03:33.000
I just mean like it is like for the first couple

01:03:33.000 --> 01:03:35.280
of projects you do post Disney Channel, like

01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:39.389
it's a Wild one today. Yeah, definitely, but

01:03:39.389 --> 01:03:41.329
I love that they did it. Yeah, they should be

01:03:41.329 --> 01:03:44.849
able to and no one should question it No one

01:03:44.849 --> 01:03:49.190
should question not even me Just historically

01:03:49.190 --> 01:03:51.809
yeah, Disney girls aren't are not doing that.

01:03:51.989 --> 01:03:54.929
No, they're doing drugs in real life precisely

01:03:54.929 --> 01:04:01.429
taken with Disney Mm -hmm So yeah kind of bringing

01:04:01.429 --> 01:04:03.309
and you mentioned it too to like kind of the

01:04:03.309 --> 01:04:06.530
facts and behind the scenes of it all Um, it's

01:04:06.530 --> 01:04:09.650
crazy that Selena's mom like really encouraged

01:04:09.650 --> 01:04:14.090
her to do this specifically. Like I could see

01:04:14.090 --> 01:04:17.010
like, you know, her mom or anyone's mom being

01:04:17.010 --> 01:04:19.010
like, ooh, like pushing you outside of your comfort

01:04:19.010 --> 01:04:22.070
zone, like do something a little edgy. But like

01:04:22.070 --> 01:04:24.670
to do this specifically is a little crazy. I

01:04:24.670 --> 01:04:29.969
could like, my mom would never. Right. No. But

01:04:29.969 --> 01:04:34.070
God bless. I think her mom loves the director

01:04:34.070 --> 01:04:37.469
too. Which is problem a little bit, but yeah

01:04:37.469 --> 01:04:45.010
Yeah Who knows what else we got? We got the fact

01:04:45.010 --> 01:04:48.010
that the director and writer he wrote the whole

01:04:48.010 --> 01:04:51.070
thing in 10 days and a holiday in and Daytona

01:04:51.070 --> 01:04:58.650
Beach. No Which you know what tracks? You know

01:04:58.650 --> 01:05:02.000
talk about like really getting into your scene,

01:05:02.300 --> 01:05:06.059
getting down to the root of it, and pulling from

01:05:06.059 --> 01:05:12.360
the space. Yes, method writing, absolutely. Pop

01:05:12.360 --> 01:05:18.960
-off king. Yeah. Ten days, though. I guess when

01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:24.579
art flows, it flows. And you can't stop it. And

01:05:24.579 --> 01:05:28.360
I think a lot of these lines, you'd be like,

01:05:28.539 --> 01:05:31.920
yeah, that probably Came out I there's probably

01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:34.559
very little editing. Yeah, very little self -editing

01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:39.179
on those so make sense Just very stream of conscious

01:05:39.179 --> 01:05:44.460
Whatever comes out comes out I Also think it's

01:05:44.460 --> 01:05:47.820
crazy that Emma Roberts was originally supposed

01:05:47.820 --> 01:05:53.500
to be in it. Yeah, I I can't believe that Yeah,

01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:56.639
I I think Ashley Benson was like a really good

01:05:57.269 --> 01:05:59.650
Oh yeah. Because it was her character that was

01:05:59.650 --> 01:06:03.150
supposed to be Emma Roberts, and I think, sorry,

01:06:03.230 --> 01:06:05.130
go ahead. No, I was just gonna say, I would have

01:06:05.130 --> 01:06:07.630
figured that Emma Roberts would have maybe been

01:06:07.630 --> 01:06:10.510
in like, I keep wanting to call her Claude, so

01:06:10.510 --> 01:06:14.050
I'm just gonna call her Claude. I would have

01:06:14.050 --> 01:06:15.449
thought she would have been in Claude's position

01:06:15.449 --> 01:06:18.110
because isn't Claude you've said that Claude

01:06:18.110 --> 01:06:21.530
is actually the director's wife or was so I just

01:06:21.530 --> 01:06:23.449
figured it was like oh we need someone to throw

01:06:23.449 --> 01:06:26.369
in there like yeah right but no she was always

01:06:26.369 --> 01:06:30.389
gonna be in it I see okay yeah but apparently

01:06:30.389 --> 01:06:33.530
Emma had creative differences so I wonder what

01:06:33.530 --> 01:06:36.849
those were I would love to know I had has to

01:06:36.849 --> 01:06:40.260
be the fact that she didn't want to get She didn't

01:06:40.260 --> 01:06:43.380
want to hold Vanessa and Hudgens while James

01:06:43.380 --> 01:06:52.780
Franco had her ride. I can tell you that's the

01:06:52.780 --> 01:06:58.579
creative differences. Wow. That did it for her.

01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:01.579
Yeah. I guess she didn't want to break out that

01:07:01.579 --> 01:07:05.079
bad, but what can we say? Is Emma Roberts the

01:07:05.079 --> 01:07:10.170
one that beat her boyfriend up? Yes. Yeah, Emma

01:07:10.170 --> 01:07:14.550
Roberts is probably busy as well. She was busy

01:07:14.550 --> 01:07:17.989
with domestic abuse. Yeah, and then being in

01:07:17.989 --> 01:07:22.590
jail for one day. Yeah, bummer, bummer. Yeah,

01:07:22.670 --> 01:07:25.710
we can move on from that. She collects little

01:07:25.710 --> 01:07:28.630
dolls too, which is interesting. But look, at

01:07:28.630 --> 01:07:31.110
the same time, who am I to judge? I love a trinket.

01:07:32.469 --> 01:07:35.530
But you don't beat your boyfriend. I sure don't.

01:07:39.469 --> 01:07:46.369
At the end of the day speaking of drugs Selena

01:07:46.369 --> 01:07:50.489
Gomez told Entertainment Weekly in an interview

01:07:50.489 --> 01:07:54.409
that because like There's I think the one scene

01:07:54.409 --> 01:07:57.050
that really shows most of the main characters

01:07:57.050 --> 01:08:01.190
like doing drugs and like snorting coke She told

01:08:01.190 --> 01:08:06.119
them that to simulate them snorting lines, they

01:08:06.119 --> 01:08:11.300
would snort crushed up vitamin B12. Which also

01:08:11.300 --> 01:08:13.699
feels like incopious amounts might not be the

01:08:13.699 --> 01:08:15.659
best for you either. And if you gotta be doing

01:08:15.659 --> 01:08:18.640
a lot of scenes, you know. Right. I mean, yeah,

01:08:18.720 --> 01:08:23.020
I doubt they were doing like a lot. A whole lot

01:08:23.020 --> 01:08:26.859
of B12. They're jacked up on B12. What? I don't

01:08:26.859 --> 01:08:29.380
even know what that would feel like. The rest

01:08:29.380 --> 01:08:32.630
of the Movie makes sense that they would be on

01:08:32.630 --> 01:08:37.250
so much B12 their energies were crazy. So yeah,

01:08:37.250 --> 01:08:41.090
they were pretty crazy, especially Vanessa Yeah

01:08:41.930 --> 01:08:44.189
Which I hadn't mentioned like the amount of like

01:08:44.189 --> 01:08:48.050
gun symbols they do like even before they have

01:08:48.050 --> 01:08:52.689
a gun in their hand It's like oh my god girls

01:08:52.689 --> 01:08:55.890
like we get it like you're bad like you got to

01:08:55.890 --> 01:08:59.149
be hard You can't get scared pretend you're in

01:08:59.149 --> 01:09:02.010
a movie or something like it's just like okay.

01:09:02.069 --> 01:09:07.079
We get it. We get it Yeah, your bad asses. Another

01:09:07.079 --> 01:09:10.380
thing I saw about Selena Gomez, too, was like

01:09:10.380 --> 01:09:13.859
she struggled a little bit with hitting the bong

01:09:13.859 --> 01:09:16.239
because she had never smoked or done anything

01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:20.340
like that. So they had to really walk her through

01:09:20.340 --> 01:09:24.180
it, which I just think is so cute. And it means

01:09:24.180 --> 01:09:27.680
that she's so perfect for that role, too, because

01:09:27.680 --> 01:09:32.100
like... I love that scene too where she's like,

01:09:32.199 --> 01:09:34.159
guys, I can't believe you did this. And then

01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:35.760
they're like, it's fine. Like here, take a hit

01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:37.920
of the bomb. Yeah. And then like they all like

01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:41.659
cheer on after like, yeah. Yeah, I love that.

01:09:42.439 --> 01:09:44.039
She probably felt pretty proud about it for your

01:09:44.039 --> 01:09:48.779
life too. She probably never done that. No. Oh

01:09:48.779 --> 01:09:52.579
my gosh. Speaking about like how ridiculous the

01:09:52.579 --> 01:09:57.239
threesome sex scene is. Yeah. In like every sense

01:09:57.239 --> 01:09:59.119
of the word. It's just so ridiculous and it lasts

01:09:59.119 --> 01:10:02.439
way too long. It's a long time. It's a really

01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:06.939
long time and Yeah, many different angles and

01:10:06.939 --> 01:10:11.539
it's ridiculous. Yeah, but I did see also that

01:10:11.539 --> 01:10:15.119
it was so like nerve -wracking for Vanessa Hudgens

01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:18.300
and like I don't want to say necessarily like

01:10:18.300 --> 01:10:21.319
traumatizing, but it's it's a weird first sex

01:10:21.319 --> 01:10:25.390
scene to have. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, but It

01:10:25.390 --> 01:10:28.069
made her want to never do another sex scene again.

01:10:28.729 --> 01:10:34.250
I believe it. Valid. I believe it. But thanks

01:10:34.250 --> 01:10:37.210
for doing this one. I guess. I mean, we probably

01:10:37.210 --> 01:10:40.189
could have done without that whole 10 minute

01:10:40.189 --> 01:10:42.670
scene quite frankly. It really was. Like I want

01:10:42.670 --> 01:10:44.550
to know I should have done this like the ratio

01:10:44.550 --> 01:10:48.329
to actual lines versus just cinematic party shots

01:10:48.329 --> 01:10:53.649
and sex scenes slash gun violence. Because there's

01:10:53.649 --> 01:10:57.010
not a whole lot of dialogue, honestly. No. 40

01:10:57.010 --> 01:11:00.630
% dialogue, 60 % the rest. Yeah. And half the

01:11:00.630 --> 01:11:03.930
dialogue, they're just like clipping like a 10

01:11:03.930 --> 01:11:06.729
second, yeah, audio clip and then just looping

01:11:06.729 --> 01:11:09.630
it. Right. And I mean, then like another 10 %

01:11:09.630 --> 01:11:14.329
of that has to be him saying, sprang, sprang.

01:11:14.909 --> 01:11:17.210
Sprang, sprang. So what? Yeah. Then you're down

01:11:17.210 --> 01:11:22.710
to 30 % lines. At most, at most. Where's the

01:11:22.710 --> 01:11:26.210
Oscar? That's what I'm saying, man. Is that that

01:11:26.210 --> 01:11:36.210
storytelling mastery? Yeah Yeah, there's a lot

01:11:36.210 --> 01:11:41.430
of Speculation that alien is based off riffraff

01:11:41.430 --> 01:11:46.069
as well. Yeah Apparently that's not the case

01:11:46.069 --> 01:11:50.810
James Franco would never he would never Yeah.

01:11:51.109 --> 01:11:54.029
He said the biggest influence was actually a

01:11:54.029 --> 01:11:59.869
local Florida rapper named Dangerous. Oh. Oh,

01:11:59.890 --> 01:12:03.409
and he's in the movie. He's in the movie. He's

01:12:03.409 --> 01:12:09.010
the rapper on stage when they're like the girls

01:12:09.010 --> 01:12:12.149
are at the concert and stuff like that. But James

01:12:12.149 --> 01:12:15.109
Franco is performing. That's what I thought too,

01:12:15.250 --> 01:12:17.890
but I read somewhere that he's also on the stage.

01:12:19.360 --> 01:12:21.840
Oh, okay, so like he's there with him? I think

01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:25.699
so, yeah Because at first I didn't even realize

01:12:25.699 --> 01:12:27.619
I was like I thought the same thing I was like

01:12:27.619 --> 01:12:30.619
oh Wait, it's the guy was like the really long

01:12:30.619 --> 01:12:33.220
dreads dreads. Yep, because yeah He's in it later

01:12:33.220 --> 01:12:35.399
to like in the pool hall, and he's like why are

01:12:35.399 --> 01:12:40.739
you scared? Literally another just creepy man.

01:12:41.199 --> 01:12:46.300
Oh my god. Yeah, don't boys don't boys Yeah,

01:12:46.300 --> 01:12:52.939
that's wild. Oh man Do we have any other behind

01:12:52.939 --> 01:12:56.680
the scenes, otherwise? I feel like I've said

01:12:56.680 --> 01:13:01.039
more words than this entire movie. Yeah, same.

01:13:01.340 --> 01:13:04.920
Has in it. So Mom, good if you're good. I don't

01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:09.060
have anything else to say about this one. I feel

01:13:09.060 --> 01:13:12.579
like we've really just dumped out our souls.

01:13:14.699 --> 01:13:18.279
I don't know what that means at all. Scarface

01:13:18.279 --> 01:13:22.659
on repeat. Scarface I'm on loop on loop in my

01:13:22.659 --> 01:13:29.460
crib. Look at my shit Okay, he does have the

01:13:29.460 --> 01:13:32.359
most iconic lines though. Oh, yeah, I have a

01:13:32.359 --> 01:13:38.260
whole like section of it just like his Which

01:13:38.260 --> 01:13:41.760
is why when I look down I just saw scarface I

01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:45.859
repeat I repeat Followed by oh, yeah deep throat

01:13:45.859 --> 01:13:51.279
that gun Oh my god, insane. I think that's a

01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:53.960
good one to sing. Hit me baby one more time to

01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:58.039
play us out. I thought it was every time they

01:13:58.039 --> 01:13:59.699
do hit me baby one more time to when they're

01:13:59.699 --> 01:14:02.380
in the parking lot. They do. Oh, you're right.

01:14:02.619 --> 01:14:06.119
Yes, they do. Or we could do that one too. But

01:14:06.119 --> 01:14:09.279
I just don't know, you know, normally I do think

01:14:09.279 --> 01:14:11.779
we can perform a song better than the original.

01:14:12.020 --> 01:14:14.359
But I don't know. That's just too perfect for

01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:17.869
me. OK, let's do it. I also think I know one

01:14:17.869 --> 01:14:20.329
line of it, so. I think that's the only line

01:14:20.329 --> 01:14:24.229
they play in the movie. So there isn't a lot

01:14:24.229 --> 01:14:27.069
of lines in this. Right, so like that's the line

01:14:27.069 --> 01:14:31.329
that I know too. Yeah. But we can do Hit Me Baby.

01:14:32.109 --> 01:14:40.920
We can do Hit Me Baby. And that's all we do.

01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:43.119
Oh, well, we can just, that can be it. I don't

01:14:43.119 --> 01:14:45.600
care. I was gonna say, I was like, I didn't know

01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:47.399
if I was gonna carry on. And I was like, I just

01:14:47.399 --> 01:14:49.359
complained about how we only knew one line at

01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:51.539
the last song. So we were doing this one and

01:14:51.539 --> 01:14:56.520
we only give home one. Let's wrap this bed job.

01:14:56.939 --> 01:15:00.800
Let's wrap it up. Well, I think that's a wrap

01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:05.979
on our sprang brag. Sprang brag. Until next year,

01:15:06.239 --> 01:15:12.329
sprang by. Forever. Forever. Well, that was a

01:15:12.329 --> 01:15:17.090
fun one. More fun than I thought it was going

01:15:17.090 --> 01:15:19.430
to be. Not this. This is always fun. I mean the

01:15:19.430 --> 01:15:23.369
film itself. Yeah. It was a wild ride. All right.

01:15:23.430 --> 01:15:25.310
Well, thanks for joining us on Sprang Break.

01:15:25.829 --> 01:15:29.489
I'm Laurel. And I'm Abby. And this has been a

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