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This time on Mike vs. The Machine

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In a world full of fear and sometimes loathing of unfathomable technological advancements, there stands one human hero.

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Please?

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No.

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This is the chronicle of Mike vs. The Machine.

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Wait, what is that I hear?

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Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo.

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What the fuck, wait, wait, what the fuck, wait, what, why?

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Oh no, it's the robot police.

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Oh fuck.

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Chachy B.T. is here.

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What do you want us to talk about, boy?

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What is that?

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I can't hear you.

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What does it want?

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Blank or no blank?

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Oh god.

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What does that mean?

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I think it wants us to discuss things.

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Whether or not you want the thing, or you want to do the thing, or not do the thing.

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Good idea, Chachy B.T.

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What do you want to go with first?

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I don't know, how about AI or no AI?

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I vote no AI.

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Is that on the list that I got some Chachy B.T.?

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No, no it's not.

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Of course it isn't.

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There might be a Michael or no Michael on the list soon.

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How about no?

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That might be the first question it asks.

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But yeah, so it's a pretty good thing to go with what started all this.

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The first one I came up with, I mean Chachy B.T. came up with.

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Oh for crying out loud.

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So, do you remember pants or no pants?

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Vaguely.

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So what do you think is better? Pants or no pants?

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I will say Michael is currently wearing pants and I'm currently wearing a short.

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I mean are we just going as pants as long pants or are we lumping like shorts into the equation?

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Pants or no pants?

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I mean if I could bear the cold I'd go no pants but I'm not.

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See here's the thing, this entire topic basically predicated off the idea of Donald and Daffy Duck.

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And it was like pants or no pants?

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It's like basically we have the entirety of human existence in society versus a duck with a swing and corkscrew.

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Yeah.

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I mean I absolutely hate pants. I despise pants.

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One of my favorite things to do every day is to come home and just not have pants.

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Yeah it is a good feeling when you get home and you can kick your shoes off and then you take your pants off.

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It's just like that initial breeze tickles your taint and hits your balls and you're like oh thank you.

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I do love the freedom.

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So when do you think Chachy B.T. said would be better times to have pants?

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Knowing Chachy B.T. just gave all the logical answers like oh if you're out in public or if you're at the store.

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Public settings is one.

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When you're around family.

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I'll kind of have outdoor activities.

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Distant family I guess.

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If you're in court because you know a judge doesn't want to sue you.

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Formal environments yeah.

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Obviously a fucking funeral because Lord only knows you can't be comfortable.

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That is a formal environment.

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Well yeah I mean no because yes yes traditional funerals are a formal environment.

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My funeral if I ever even if I even have one I just want to be a big massive fucking party and burn me on the buyer.

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You want a Viking wake.

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Fuck yeah.

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I mean I'll just throw you in the trash.

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That works too.

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No because I'm not going to be in use in the trash.

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Bury me with seeds all through my body.

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That way I mean that was technically what I'm what I was going for.

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I was we're going to make you a compost pile.

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Works for me.

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You're going to be like a little going to be like a little little plant growing right there from the belly.

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Go alright.

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So Chachibouti also mentioned cold weather which is something you say you technically got four of them.

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The other one was sporting activities.

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Wait no.

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Pants can provide protection or uniformity in team sports.

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OK but I'm not going to wear pants at a pickup basketball game but before there were shorts.

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I mean it said baseball or rock climbing.

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So I've never seen anybody if you watch videos of rock climbers they're all wearing like span.

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It's expand span decks are short.

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Yeah but they're not like full length like their legs are still exposed.

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All right. I say that's a point for for for you and not for Chachibouti because you have rock climbing is a bad answer.

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Yeah.

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Yeah let's debate the rest of Chachibouti is here.

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So times when you don't want to have pants obviously when you look in certain creative or physical activities.

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Like fucking.

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On on Chachibouti's list.

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So yes I will say activities where mobility and freedom of movement matter.

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Fucking.

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Yeah yeah.

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That's that's no pants.

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Also relaxing at home.

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I mean I mean who wears pants when they're just sitting around at home.

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I mean the only time I mean if it's chilly I'll have like pajama pants.

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That is different.

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That way you see that that's the best part about a nice cool winter day.

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You got your pajama pants on you can sit on your couch and especially for us guys out there we can just do the old Al Bundy.

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What score four touchdowns in a game.

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And you know what I mean the old Al Bundy you lean back and you slip one hand down to the flake and then you you slip the four fingers down into the top of your pants and then the thumbs just kind of hanging out and you just.

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Yeah you know what I call deep enough to scratch an itch.

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You know what I call that.

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What I call that extreme heat.

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Chetty B. T's first answer to that question.

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They also said beach or pool which yeah.

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I mean if you go.

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Yeah if you if you get if you're inside of a pool or at the beach and you have pants on then yeah there's a situation has occurred.

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Either you're very sensitive of skin or you don't like the way you look and you have no self confidence.

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Anyway next one.

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Cheese or no cheese.

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I mean answer it plain.

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Any times a good time.

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Well no yeah any times a good time for cheese.

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I'm not going to say that there's there's nothing that can't be made better without cheese.

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A bris during the ceremony.

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I'll have a cheese sandwich.

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No during the ceremony.

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If the rabbi is eating a piece of cheese what's the matter.

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The more I was currently cutting the foreskin off the baby.

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How is eating a piece of cheese affecting this.

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OK.

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All right I'll go with that.

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So Chetty B. T. specifically says well pizza.

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I mean pizza barely exists without cheese.

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Yeah well I mean there are people that do it but I don't understand.

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Yeah well when my youngest was growing up she was very lactose sensitive so we would have to make her pizzas without cheese.

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Well you could have just not made pizza because pizza part of it is.

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The cheese yes I know.

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Yeah burgers which I mean you can't just have a hamburger.

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You can't have a hamburger.

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Cheeseburger is the thing.

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Cheeseburger definitely is top tier but I mean you can have hamburger.

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I'm not going to turn down a hamburger.

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We had hamburgers at work the other day.

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Yes we did.

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Chetty B. T. that's two against you.

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Like you better you better step this up or you're about to lose two weeks in a row in this game that matters that literally it has the fate of humanity teetering.

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Wait what.

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Going one way or the other.

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Wait no.

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And it doesn't feel like it's in the game right now.

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Dip it.

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So you know next this is tacos or nachos which yeah.

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Yeah that's agreed you can't have tacos or nachos without cheese.

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Cheese is the glue that holds everything together.

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That's such a that's cheese is like love.

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Yeah.

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And it's gooey. Love is gooey.

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Love is gooey.

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Love is very gooey.

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And sometimes love can be hot.

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Yeah.

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And cheese can be hot.

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Love can also be cold.

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Also be cold.

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Yeah.

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Pasta dishes and you as an Italian.

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You can give or take.

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I mean yeah I do use Parmesan cheese when I make my sauce.

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You literally almost drowned everybody in an olive garden one time with Parmesan because you never said when.

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No I always.

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I have the picture as proof.

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I sent it to you that one time I remember.

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Jesus Christ.

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Anyway wine and shark coochie boards.

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Which now I never had wine and I've never understood the whole.

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I used to be a lush for wine.

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You know what I never had with my wine.

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Cheese.

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Cheese.

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Thing is though.

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You never thought about it though.

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No no I thought about it.

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I didn't want it.

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I mean I might have had mac and cheese on occasion but that's a whole different thing.

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Yeah.

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It's not like Arsenio Hall going to a wine and cheese party and no one told him how good the cheese was.

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Yeah.

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Like that's not a thing I ever did.

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I just didn't want to have wine with my cheese.

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I'm not a pairing guy.

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It was more about drowning my brain in wine so that I'd be drunk and play a bunch of games that I would forget what I'd done and then wake up with two hours left before I went to work.

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So happy I quit drinking.

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Thanks for reminding me.

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I never understood the whole thing about the wine and cheese.

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It's all about pairings.

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If you're French you pair things.

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You pair things.

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You pair drinks with foods.

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I just eat the thing I want to eat and then I drink the thing I want to drink.

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Bingo.

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You know what goes good with everything.

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Cheese.

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Some ice cold pop.

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Yeah.

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I just had some cheese and with some ice cold pop.

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Fuck yeah.

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And for those Philistines out there who don't know what pop is it's a soda.

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Yeah.

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Pop.

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It's called pop.

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Oh yeah we're testing out new pop filters right now.

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How does this sound?

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Pop.

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Pop.

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Pop.

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Oh we're pissing everybody in the Midwest off.

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Pop.

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Pop.

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Pop.

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No apparently the Midwest is where pop came from.

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Anyway.

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For the charcuterie board?

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Nah.

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I don't really care.

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See chat GBT is over here getting too fancy.

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And like I want to get back under its good graces but like it's not winning me over right

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now.

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Let's give it another chance.

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What is worse with cheese?

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I'm going to give you 10.

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Don't look at the screen.

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Don't look.

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All right.

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Don't screen cheat.

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I'm going to give you 10 chances to get at least.

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There's five.

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Three of them are foods.

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Two of them are not.

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I'll say one is like a product that's not food and one is like a place or a situation.

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I'm going to give you 10 chances to get at least three.

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An embarrassing situation maybe?

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No.

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Fuck.

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Where would you.

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What's this chat GBT what chat GBT thinks is worse with cheese?

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Yes.

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Foods that would be terrible with cheese.

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Please tell me it didn't put hot dogs on there.

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No.

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OK good.

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I mean am I going to count that as a guess?

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No.

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I don't think so.

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But.

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Um.

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Ice cream maybe.

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Dang.

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You got that one.

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That was the very first one I had.

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I mean cream cheese.

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I mean.

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No.

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I don't know.

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We're talking.

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I mean we're talking straight cheese and honestly I don't even put cream cheese with an ice cream.

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Like it's it's a totally different thing.

258
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If you're making a cheesecake.

259
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Cheesecake is an ice cream.

260
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Oh God.

261
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Liver and onions.

262
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No.

263
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That would only improve it because liver and onions.

264
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Oh yeah you're right.

265
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Yeah that would definitely improve that on my.

266
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Come on go for it.

267
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I mean this is very it's it's very plain.

268
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Very simple.

269
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Very.

270
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I want to say plain.

271
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I mean it's like it's not crazy things.

272
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But I just can't.

273
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I'm having a hard time because it's like.

274
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Things that would be worse with cheese.

275
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You got grilled cheese.

276
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Those are amazing.

277
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Things that are worse with cheese.

278
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Things you wouldn't want to put cheese on or with.

279
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I guess I wouldn't want to put cheese on a steak.

280
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No.

281
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No yeah.

282
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Cheese steak.

283
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,520
What am I talking about?

284
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A cheese on an apple pie.

285
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That's like an American staple for the Midwest.

286
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No.

287
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Dude I can.

288
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OK.

289
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So this game has now been officially canceled.

290
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I'm going to say I probably cut out a lot of that.

291
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I'm going to say that Michael went on for like what felt literally like three hours

292
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just going and not getting anything.

293
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So that part of this format is going to get changed here because I'm going on the fly

294
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,960
here you know I'm trying to think like chat GPT you know take things from things and I

295
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:21,180
was thinking yeah and you were thinking like a dumbass.

296
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You got ice cream.

297
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Cereal a bowl of cereal.

298
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With cheese on it.

299
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Depends on the cereal.

300
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What.

301
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,440
What kind of freaking cereal would you put cheese on.

302
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,240
I don't know like something that's extremely bland.

303
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,240
Like Cheerios.

304
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,240
Are you going to.

305
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,480
Oh my god I'm about to throw you out of this apartment.

306
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,480
Regular Cheerios.

307
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,240
That regular Cheerios is my favorite cereal.

308
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,400
Or Kicks something like that something that's just bland.

309
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And what kind of cheese would you put on that cereal.

310
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,000
Whatever the hell I want it to.

311
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,800
You are disgusting.

312
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,240
I told you I can't think of a scenario that doesn't get better with cheese.

313
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You are a disgusting human being.

314
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,560
The next one is smoothies.

315
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So basically their phrase is.

316
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,600
You could substitute the dairy you put in a smoothie with cheese.

317
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:15,000
I feel like you haven't drank a smoothie in your life if you're going to say that.

318
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,400
A tropical mango smoothie with Parmesan.

319
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:23,040
Okay obviously not a tropical mango smoothie but like a banana smoothie.

320
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,640
How often do you dip your bananas in nacho cheese Michael.

321
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,760
Why would I use nacho cheese for a banana smoothie.

322
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,920
How often do you put a slice of a craft American on your banana.

323
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,760
Why would I use American.

324
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,740
Why would you put cheese on your banana.

325
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,280
Any kind of cheese.

326
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,860
Because it's cheese.

327
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:43,480
Am I finding out that you're that you literally are an alien stuffed into a human body right

328
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,480
now.

329
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,120
It's cheese dude.

330
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,840
That's horrible.

331
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,840
Next answer is shampoo.

332
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,120
Oh yeah you don't want to smell like cheese.

333
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,520
It would be an absolute disaster if your hair conditioner had chunks of cheddar.

334
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,260
Yeah that would be pretty bad.

335
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,920
And the final one in bed.

336
00:14:58,920 --> 00:14:59,920
No.

337
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,720
But that's basically you sleeping.

338
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,720
I mean.

339
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,720
Picture this.

340
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,840
You're setting settling in for the night and suddenly you find a slice of American cheese

341
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840
in your sheets.

342
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,760
Thing is it's going to be slightly melted and warm from your butt heat.

343
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,760
I don't want that.

344
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,360
Just throw it out and then go get yourself another piece.

345
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:21,960
So technically this entire process of cheese or no cheese has been so frustrating.

346
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,200
I think chat GPT is now even the score against you.

347
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,200
That's bullshit.

348
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,120
My lord.

349
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:32,160
You want to put cheese in your banana smoothie.

350
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:36,520
You want to put frickin Parmesan in your Cheerios.

351
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,800
Like I don't even know who you are anymore.

352
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,360
I think this is the middle part of the movie where the two people part ways and then a

353
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:50,400
song plays and they're each like walking down the street looking for Lorne.

354
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,160
I am for Lorne Michael.

355
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,400
Can we get Randy Newman.

356
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,160
No that's Toy Story.

357
00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:00,600
It's going to be a song by like something like Hawthorne Heights or or whatever the

358
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,960
hell like something like that.

359
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960
Like it's yeah exactly.

360
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:08,120
It's going to be like it's that one movie like failure to launch or something.

361
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,280
No no wrong.

362
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:12,200
It's going to be yeah it's going to be it's going to be like the notebook or something.

363
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,560
Yeah it's going to be you know I actually like the notebook.

364
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,560
But anyway.

365
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,760
Oh my god why on to the next one.

366
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,800
You want to bash me for my love of cheese.

367
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,120
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

368
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:24,400
So liking the movie the notebook is the same as wanting to put cheese in your kicks.

369
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,520
You like cheese more than I do.

370
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,320
Yeah I don't put it on my I don't put it on my Cheerios.

371
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,600
Bet you would if you found the right one.

372
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,560
Anyway OK here's an interesting one.

373
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,280
To slap or not to slap.

374
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,080
Oh OK.

375
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,080
So what do you want to slap.

376
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,360
Well that kind of narrows it down since we're not a political show.

377
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,360
Yeah we're not.

378
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,320
Yeah no no this isn't people.

379
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,320
This isn't specific people.

380
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,120
Oh I like to smack nice thick booties.

381
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,960
Oh wow yeah that is a good one.

382
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,680
And you know what's a good analog for that.

383
00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:00,160
Do you ever go to the store and slap the fucking bags of shit.

384
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,160
Oh yeah.

385
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,160
Yeah like a big ham.

386
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160
Oh yeah.

387
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,840
Oh I love walking by the ham cooler and just whack right on that ham.

388
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:07,840
Oh yeah.

389
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:08,840
It's so good.

390
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,840
Oh.

391
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,960
So there's a very obvious one that Chad's EPT went for first and I feel like it's it

392
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,800
might not be the thing you think of because like slaps are there's different kinds of

393
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,840
slaps and specifically mosquitoes or bugs.

394
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,720
Oh slot not a bug.

395
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:27,600
Oh yeah I don't have to worry about it because mosquitoes don't like my blood it's not delicious

396
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,600
to them.

397
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,600
Apparently they love mine.

398
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:34,920
Yeah even though I do have from how long ago was it that I helped at your at your stepmother's

399
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,920
house.

400
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,920
It was like August.

401
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,920
That was those were the.

402
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,680
Yeah I still got I still got some on me.

403
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,900
What I it's not a mosquito it's whatever other kind of bug bit me but yeah I think it's because

404
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:49,720
I scratched at it too much so it's almost like almost scarred at this point.

405
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,720
Yeah.

406
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,540
So yes I'll totally slap a bug.

407
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:56,400
So here's what's interesting I want basically in this one in this round here I just want

408
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:01,320
to rate what Chad's EPT said and see if see if see if they're worth their muster.

409
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,320
All right.

410
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,480
I think it's muster not mustered.

411
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,160
See if they're worth their muster.

412
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,800
All right.

413
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,440
Waking someone in a comedy sketch.

414
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,440
It depends.

415
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:18,200
In a classic slapstick comedy scenario a light slap to the face is a hilarious way to wake

416
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,880
someone up dramatically.

417
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,920
I'll do an addendum to that.

418
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,040
Did you ever watch the show How I Met Your Mother.

419
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,800
No there is an amazing series of slaps on that show.

420
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:35,320
They do a slap bet and when Neil Patrick Harris lost the slap bet he basically had to give

421
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:39,040
Jason Segel five slaps that he could use whenever he wanted.

422
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,440
And basically the final slaps were about to expire and then they had what they called

423
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,640
slaps giving.

424
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,800
It's an amazing piece of comedic television and I love it.

425
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,000
All right next oh wow.

426
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:57,920
Okay this one's it says sticky situations.

427
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,320
I mean are we talking about the thick booty cheeks.

428
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:06,540
No like if you've got wet paint or glue on your hands and need to slap them on something

429
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:11,160
maybe a tarp to clean up.

430
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,400
What Chad GPT are you stupid.

431
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,100
What does that mean.

432
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:19,240
Is there not a faucet around a spigot something a hose.

433
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,160
Why would you slap things if you have glue on your hands.

434
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,040
It's just like hey buddy slap.

435
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,040
Yeah.

436
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,040
We're together now.

437
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,920
Now we're back to the comedy situation because we're going to be stuck together.

438
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:34,040
Yeah and if it's like really strong super glue you need like paint thinner to get that

439
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,040
shit off.

440
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,620
Wow I don't know that Chad GPT's ever ever slapped anybody.

441
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:43,560
Its next one is high five gone rogue.

442
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:48,400
Basically it's it's stipulating that you go into a high five and you accidentally slap

443
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400
the person.

444
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,080
No instead of high five.

445
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,280
See the high five gone rogue for me is like you're going in and it's almost there and

446
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,440
then it's the quick ball tap.

447
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,280
Oh I was never that cruel.

448
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,760
Oh I've slapped many people.

449
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,800
Glad you never tried to slap me.

450
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,760
Well you're my friend why would I do that.

451
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,480
Wait you were just slapping random you were touching random men's balls.

452
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,800
Oh no you never slapped anybody.

453
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,720
You know what a slap is.

454
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,720
You were just touching random men's boys.

455
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:18,440
You used to get your hand real loose.

456
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,680
And then you were touching random men's balls.

457
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,920
I never really touched anybody.

458
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,920
To apply force to an object you have to touch it.

459
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:31,420
OK yes so I was slapping people I didn't like in the balls because it was fucking hilarious.

460
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:34,360
So you were touching random men's balls I want you to say.

461
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,360
Next.

462
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:41,320
Yeah so then it says stage combat during acting which OK.

463
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320
I guess.

464
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,320
I guess.

465
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,320
These are pretty weak.

466
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,320
Yeah.

467
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,720
So you've already said when you love to slap people and it's when you can touch their balls.

468
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,880
I would say fucking like my favorite one is the time that I asked a co-worker if I could

469
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,760
slap them and they said yes and I slapped him as hard as I could.

470
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,760
It was awesome.

471
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,400
And we had super and we had a lot of fun.

472
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,200
I think my favorite person was when you touch the random.

473
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,480
No that was just.

474
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,540
Shut the fuck up.

475
00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:07,120
My personal favorite ones we were in.

476
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,400
I know this is going to sound like it's going down that road but it's not.

477
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,840
It was after gym class one time we're all getting dressed in the locker room.

478
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,040
One the one dude that was kind of friends with was standing right next to me.

479
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:22,280
He didn't have a shirt on at the moment and I said hey Matt and he goes what and I screamed

480
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,720
as loud as I could.

481
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,880
Pink belly caught him off guard reared back and slapped him as hard as I could right in

482
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,880
his stomach.

483
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:36,600
OK so all of your stories involve either touching random men's genitals or their naked bodies.

484
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,720
I just want you to know that.

485
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,920
I just want you to know that that's that's where we've headed.

486
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,120
You do realize I love pussy right.

487
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,120
I would have no idea.

488
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,560
Anyway next one.

489
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:52,160
So it went for the it went for the milk toast.

490
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,720
Of course it did.

491
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,720
Let me what.

492
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,080
Let's just read them just fucking read them.

493
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:01,640
Worst times to slap someone in anger.

494
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,520
That's the best time to slap.

495
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,720
That's a no no in real life.

496
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:11,320
Chat GPC you play in in public when you're laughing.

497
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,560
If you're cracking up with your friends and instinctively slap someone's arm too hard.

498
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,560
What Oh actually here's no.

499
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,560
OK OK.

500
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,560
It has a good one.

501
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,560
It has a good one.

502
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,920
Electronic devices when they're not working.

503
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,920
That's bad.

504
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,920
We see it obviously did the chat.

505
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:34,280
But you could tell chat GPD didn't grow up in our time where we had to literally if the

506
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:42,640
TV was fuzzy you slap the side of the TV or you slap the top of your Nintendo.

507
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,640
Yeah.

508
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,640
That's fine.

509
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,480
It's talking about a laptop or a phone.

510
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,480
Yeah.

511
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,480
Well yeah obviously.

512
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,240
Like my mom will slap her laptop because it's it's acting slow and like it's acting slow

513
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:58,000
because you clicked on too many weird links and now it's just filled with bullshit.

514
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,800
Next Oh see I can absolutely imagine you've done this next one.

515
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,800
Hot food.

516
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,440
I would I slap hot food.

517
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,240
Imagine slapping a hot slice of pizza or a bowl of soup.

518
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:14,560
You'd just end up covered in molten cheese which ironically is worse than cheese in your

519
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,560
bed.

520
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,960
I wouldn't slap hot food.

521
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,320
You were the manager of a pizza joint.

522
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,320
I am.

523
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:26,400
I would guarantee that at some point you got mad and slapped slapped a frickin saw.

524
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,280
No not once.

525
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,280
I made pretty pizzas.

526
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280
Thank you very much.

527
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,880
I mean you weren't serving this one.

528
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,280
You was punishing it.

529
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,280
All right.

530
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,840
And the final one is unexpectedly slapping a friend.

531
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,800
I mean that just that's fun.

532
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,000
That yeah that kind of just sounds like a like a party after a few drinks.

533
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Yeah.

534
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Hmm.

535
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
It's interesting.

536
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
It's a point to me.

537
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,320
See Chachi Buti can already imagine Michael jumping in with a wild scenario where a slap

538
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,480
might be justified.

539
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,400
You know what I'm going to give that a thumbs up on their good response because he did do

540
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,400
that.

541
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,400
That's exactly what you did.

542
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,520
And I think Chachi Buti gets that point because it knew exactly what you were going to do

543
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,120
before you even did it.

544
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120
Yeah.

545
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,240
I saw you get that hand ready to slap and think twice about it.

546
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,240
You were next.

547
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,240
You were getting a backhand ready.

548
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,600
I was getting the pimp hand strong.

549
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:16,960
So as Chachi Buti puts it we're getting spicy with this next one.

550
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,960
All right.

551
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960
The next one.

552
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,960
Yeah.

553
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,560
Yo quiero Taco Bell.

554
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,560
Oh no.

555
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,560
Quiero Taco Bell.

556
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,320
Always Taco Bell.

557
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,320
Always.

558
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,840
Yes.

559
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,800
I could not think of a time where Taco Bell is.

560
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:36,160
Oh well I'm going to have to ask you again the scenarios in which you wouldn't want Taco

561
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,160
Bell.

562
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,560
But when would you say yes to Taco Bell?

563
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,560
What are the scenarios?

564
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,200
I mean this should be this should be so easy.

565
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,200
Okay.

566
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,720
Parking it back to my drinking days.

567
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,960
Definitely after a night of drinking.

568
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,960
Yeah.

569
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Late night munchies.

570
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,880
Actually you get two for that one.

571
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,920
Late night munchies and stoner cravings because that's very connected.

572
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,920
Yep.

573
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Quick lunch.

574
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,360
You know what I'm feeling I'm feeling splendid.

575
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,720
I'm going to give you budget friendly for that one.

576
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,720
Quick lunch.

577
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,720
Boom.

578
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,600
Quick lunch and want a snack.

579
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,000
Maybe dinner.

580
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
It's cheap.

581
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,440
Taco Bell is one of the cheaper establishments out there.

582
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,840
So it had a good one here.

583
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,000
Road trip fuel.

584
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Oh yeah.

585
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
I don't know.

586
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Oh like a whole a whole huge bag full.

587
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Oh hell yeah.

588
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
You get a lot.

589
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000
You can get going.

590
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,400
And then it says craving crazy combinations like taco wrapped in a quesadilla burrito

591
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,400
stuffed with Fritos.

592
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,240
You have to do that all yourself when you get home.

593
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,640
No I mean they have some there like like Doritos tacos.

594
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:36,640
Oh yeah the Doritos.

595
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,680
Literally Doritos stuffed in there.

596
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,600
Not to mention the best combination you could ever do is when you go to a half KFC half

597
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:47,520
Taco Bell and you get mashed potatoes and gravy with a burrito like oh yeah.

598
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,240
It's amazing.

599
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,600
Anyway so no Taco Bell.

600
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,920
When would you want to say no to Taco Bell?

601
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:01,800
And these ones there are some good stuff here which number well Chachiputte has this as

602
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,360
number three but I feel like this is the number one reason why you wouldn't want Taco Bell

603
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,400
and it's if you're.

604
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,520
Well yeah.

605
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,600
But if you're trying to eat healthy that's just logical.

606
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,600
Yeah that's a lot.

607
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Yeah no one's.

608
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,120
If you're trying to be healthy you don't eat Taco Bell.

609
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,480
No you don't eat Taco Bell.

610
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,480
No.

611
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,040
OK so here's here's one that is contentious I think and I'm pretty sure you're going to

612
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,160
say no on this one.

613
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,240
You're going to refute it.

614
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,840
First date.

615
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,840
It's toss up.

616
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,840
It depends because it is cheap and a lot of a lot of people like it.

617
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,400
The kind of women that we like would like Taco Bell.

618
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,400
Yes.

619
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,480
But what in the whole of society.

620
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,800
No if you're talking about the whole of.

621
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,800
We're a very niche.

622
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,880
We're me you and our kind of very niche people.

623
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,680
I meant the consequences.

624
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,680
On whose side.

625
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,680
The consequences for you my friend.

626
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:56,360
Well let's see if she has a sense of humor and it's like get it in before the Taco Bell

627
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,360
hits.

628
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,360
Let's find out.

629
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:02,760
I mean I was just literally talking about you like farting her into oblivion.

630
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:07,360
Oh no I was talking about you know us getting it on and then I'm hitting it from the back

631
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:13,120
and maybe hopefully we could both finish before that Taco Bell hits her lower intestine and

632
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,240
I'm the one that gets blasted away.

633
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,280
It's disgusting.

634
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,640
Anyway so they say no Taco Bell before a big meeting.

635
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,040
Well depending on what kind of meeting and if you need to get out of it that could be

636
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,040
the perfect scenario for.

637
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,040
I can imagine.

638
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,280
Yeah if you're in an auto garage and you just let one go.

639
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280
Yeah that's great.

640
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:35,520
But you're in a but you're in a boardroom with a bunch of middle managers.

641
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,560
That's the perfect time to have the Taco Bell because then you could be like oh my stomach

642
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,560
I got a guy and then they.

643
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,640
No no no you've already had the Taco Bell.

644
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,720
Yeah it's before a big meeting.

645
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,520
Yeah already had it.

646
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,520
Exactly that way.

647
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,840
Well you're going to use it as an escape clause.

648
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,480
Oh fuck yes.

649
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:53,080
Okay you know I'd be in that board meeting you don't like the way things are going.

650
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,800
You eat that tell you like you know you've got that board meeting.

651
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,920
You know your numbers for the quarter have been hurting and you know you're probably

652
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,120
going to be the focal point of this meeting.

653
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,120
You want to get out of there.

654
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,120
You want to get out of there.

655
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,120
So what do you eat for lunch.

656
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,040
You get a goddamn cheesy Gordita crunch.

657
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,080
You get a large Baja Blast.

658
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,480
You get two bean and beefy cheesy burritos and you get the Diablo sauce and you scarf

659
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,040
it all down in five seconds.

660
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,600
Okay I want you to remember this for later.

661
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,040
No reason why.

662
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,120
No reason why.

663
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:26,400
So just going on to finish this one off post workout meal which I'm pretty sure the Rock

664
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,240
on many occasions after he's done his like 10 hour workout has probably scarped some

665
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,640
Taco Bell or he's always made his own taco.

666
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,360
Oh yeah dude he's a big like that's one of his biggest like when he has his cheat day

667
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,880
that's one of his cheat meals.

668
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,320
Yeah so big ass taco.

669
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,400
We're going to execute that and then the next one's also bullshit.

670
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,200
You've already had it twice this week.

671
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,720
You know how many things.

672
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,720
Hey chat cheap eat.

673
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,840
You know how many things are on their menu.

674
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:55,840
Yeah you could literally have Taco Bell seven days a week and not touch the entire menu.

675
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,000
Yeah so you know what.

676
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,160
And hey chat GPT you don't know the state of the economy right now.

677
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,640
Sometimes Taco Bell is all you can afford.

678
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:08,600
Wow so chat GPT literally said maybe Michael will argue that Taco Bell is always a good

679
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,600
idea.

680
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,600
If you're on a budget.

681
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,040
So you know what I think that just got turned around again too.

682
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,200
The prescience.

683
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,200
The prescience here.

684
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,360
I think it beat you to the punch.

685
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,360
Anyway let's have some Taco Bell.

686
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,600
Anyway why am I in perpetual losing.

687
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaking of not Taco Bell cake or no cake.

688
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,040
Again I can't think of a scenario that doesn't get better with cake.

689
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,120
Yes and they said birthdays weddings of course celebrations in general.

690
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,120
Retirements.

691
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,480
When you need a sugar well celebrations in general.

692
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,240
When you need a sugar fix or when it's free.

693
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,880
And how often have you ever bought a cake.

694
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,520
I probably only I probably bought cakes.

695
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:49,520
The amount the cakes I've had in my life what percentage have I paid for.

696
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,520
It's very low.

697
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,520
Like five percent maybe.

698
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,000
I mean I have two kids so I was buying cakes constantly.

699
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,160
But still like the amount of cakes totally beaten in your life.

700
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,080
It's like oh yeah no.

701
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,120
You might be sitting at 20 percent but I'm sitting at five.

702
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,120
Yeah well.

703
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:08,480
And my five percent came entirely during the summer of cake and beer with my friend Jim.

704
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,800
So cake and beer.

705
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:15,360
Just getting a half sheet cake to go home and drink a case of yin-ling with you know.

706
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,160
Anyway no cake.

707
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,480
When to skip the cake.

708
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,320
On a diet.

709
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,320
Dietary restrictions.

710
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,320
Yes.

711
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,600
I guess if you're allergic to gluten I guess that falls under dietary restrictions.

712
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,600
Um.

713
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,580
Well there's one really important one.

714
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,920
If the cake is dry or badly made.

715
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,720
Yeah.

716
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,280
I mean I've eaten some dry cake before.

717
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,320
I say yeah if the cake sucks I don't want it.

718
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,920
I'll get some ice cream instead.

719
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,920
Yeah.

720
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,920
This one's weird.

721
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,480
Before an important event.

722
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,840
Because they say it leaves you sleepy or sluggish.

723
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,840
Cake doesn't do that to me.

724
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,840
No.

725
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,840
Cake doesn't do that to me either.

726
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,840
Cake's airy and sugary.

727
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,840
It's delicious.

728
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,680
Unless you're eating a pound cake then it's kind of.

729
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680
Oh god you know.

730
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680
Uh.

731
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,460
No they did say post holiday sugar overload.

732
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:03,320
So basically you've already had too much sweet stuff and then someone offers you cake.

733
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,360
So that's.

734
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,360
That's pretty valid.

735
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,040
I'm still taking that cake.

736
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,800
Yeah I might take it home.

737
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,440
Now here's one you never would have thought of on your own.

738
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,120
But I'm going to say.

739
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,720
What major human.

740
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:22,560
Like what major event that people go to would you not want a cake at normally.

741
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,560
Think about it.

742
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,360
We've already mentioned weddings and birthdays.

743
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,360
What what.

744
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360
Funeral.

745
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,360
Yes.

746
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,220
Oh come on.

747
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:34,600
There's something about serving a cake at a somber event like a funeral that just doesn't

748
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,600
fit.

749
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,640
You could get a wreath cake.

750
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,520
That says rest in peace.

751
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,000
Rest in pieces because it's a yes.

752
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,640
That that is something we would want for our funerals but we're talking about like.

753
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,240
Well see this is what we're out as a culture like.

754
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,240
Random traditional people.

755
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:56,240
Yeah I understand that but funerals like it's so depressing and everybody leaves all miserable.

756
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,880
See this is why like our generation's deaths are going to be fucking amazing because we're

757
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,560
going to buck the entire standard.

758
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,240
We're going to meme the shit out of our funerals.

759
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,520
Oh fuck yeah.

760
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,520
I when I die.

761
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,520
Oh my god.

762
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,800
Have a fucking cake.

763
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,800
Have a cake.

764
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,760
Mike I want you to promise me something.

765
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,760
What.

766
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,360
If I would die tragically in the next 10 years.

767
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360
Cake.

768
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360
No.

769
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:24,280
Well yeah you could have a cake but I want you to somehow source and I don't care how

770
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,280
you get the money.

771
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,280
Ask maybe ask Jim.

772
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,520
I don't know.

773
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:33,480
But find a way to get the money to have a cardboard cut out of big Chungus in lieu of

774
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,280
me having a portrait.

775
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,280
Can do.

776
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,280
And I wait.

777
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,280
No no no.

778
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,280
Big Chungus.

779
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,320
I'm going to be Chungus cake.

780
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,440
Well you know what actually a big Chungus cake and a Harambe cut out.

781
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,440
Bingo.

782
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,840
I want I want both big Chungus and Harambe there and you could pick a third meme to go

783
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,520
with it and then it could basically be like the sky during Happy Gilmore.

784
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,520
There we go.

785
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,360
Where it's what Abraham Lincoln the Gator and then his his Abraham Abraham Lincoln the

786
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,200
Gator and it was his the his mentor.

787
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,200
Yeah.

788
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,200
Oh Carl Weathers.

789
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200
Yeah.

790
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,400
Oh yes Carl Weathers Abraham Lincoln and an alligator.

791
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,400
Yeah.

792
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,480
So my version of that would be big Chungus Harambe and dealer's choice dealers.

793
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,480
Okay cool.

794
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:24,200
For me I just want you to make I want a cake a full length cake made of me like a whole

795
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:32,160
but but just facing down face down face down cake and everybody has to eat my ass first.

796
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,120
Oh I forgot about that.

797
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:39,240
I was supposed to tell you that you have to find a way to change the laws so you can cook

798
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,680
and prepare my flesh for the for the funeral.

799
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,560
If you put in your will and testament I don't think they can dispute.

800
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:51,240
No they they'd absolutely dispute it but I'm going to go I'm going realistic and legitimate

801
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,000
like I want you to mean my funeral.

802
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,280
If I die tragically in the next decade.

803
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,280
Dude you fucking got it.

804
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:01,560
But here's the thing I'm gonna I'm gonna honor whatever request you have but then I am also

805
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,360
going to add things on because that's the bit of our friendship.

806
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,360
Yeah.

807
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:11,160
There is going to be what I'm imagining is that everybody would be drinking right.

808
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,160
Fuck yes.

809
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,760
But what they're drinking out of are mason jars with My Little Pony dolls glued to the

810
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,760
bottom.

811
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,760
Why?

812
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760
I am not into My Little Pony.

813
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,760
Because we're doing pony jar drinks.

814
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
You do know what a pony jar is right.

815
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,440
I don't want to know.

816
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,440
Yeah why.

817
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,480
But I but that I will do the thing where I have the cake where everyone has to eat your

818
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,760
ass but I'm also going to play a prank on you.

819
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,760
Jesus Christ.

820
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,600
In death.

821
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,520
So now it's a race to see who can die tragically in the next 10 years.

822
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,840
Probably me.

823
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,800
Yeah maybe.

824
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,580
Anyway what's next.

825
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:49,240
Next is one that you recommended.

826
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,600
Hell yes.

827
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,520
To shit or not to shit.

828
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,520
That is the question.

829
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,080
Yeah it really truly is.

830
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,800
Is it to nobler to wipe with one hand.

831
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,960
Or to suffer the slings and barbs of diarrhea.

832
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,960
Yes.

833
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,960
OK so it's pretty obvious.

834
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,960
It says to shit when it's time when nature calls.

835
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:15,080
So basically Chad GBT's first one was shit when you need to shit.

836
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,480
Oh yeah OK.

837
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,480
First thing in the morning.

838
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,600
I can't.

839
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,960
Morning routine morning routine.

840
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:26,680
Of course there's two that are very similar but they like they cover the same ground here

841
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,520
before a long trip and right before a big event.

842
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:35,120
So it's like you're getting married or you're about to drive 300 miles.

843
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120
Yeah I would take a shit first.

844
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,120
Yeah you take a shit first.

845
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,600
Yeah a really big one.

846
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,600
See morning routine.

847
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:46,400
But there's a very specific part of the morning routine before you shower.

848
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,480
Yep.

849
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,720
My God.

850
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,360
I there have been times where I've sat down nothing happened.

851
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,760
I took my shower and as I'm stepping out of the shower all of a sudden look who shows

852
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,760
up.

853
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,760
Yep.

854
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,960
I'm like well might as well just get back in the shower.

855
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,560
OK.

856
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,280
OK so we have a recurring joke here.

857
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,720
The final time to shit is after eating Taco Bell.

858
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720
Yeah.

859
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:17,080
Yeah it says sometimes Taco Bell comes with consequences and when the time comes you just

860
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,080
got to go.

861
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,080
Yeah.

862
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,440
I will say that's living moss baby like shit for one.

863
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,520
Yeah that's fine.

864
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,400
But I usually poop like a regular man after Taco Bell.

865
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,160
It doesn't affect me that way because you're not using the Diablo sauce.

866
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,160
Yeah I guess.

867
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,200
I mean I just use like usually fire or whatever.

868
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,120
I use the Diablo sauce and I overdo it sometimes.

869
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,360
Yeah that will do it.

870
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,400
OK so when not to shit.

871
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,760
Obviously in your pants.

872
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:46,800
Uh weirdly enough that's not one of them although I think everything here.

873
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,480
You know what it missed on when when to shit when you're getting a muck when you're getting

874
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,560
attacked by a bear.

875
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,160
Oh.

876
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,840
Or any wild animal that's coming at you.

877
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,560
Nine times out of 10 if you shit your pants they'll leave you alone.

878
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,800
You don't smell delicious anymore.

879
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,800
Exactly.

880
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Then you might get attacked by dung beetles though.

881
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,120
Are they indigenous to this part of the world.

882
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,680
I mean they're they will come to you.

883
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,680
They love dung.

884
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,680
This is very true.

885
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,320
So I'd have to run as soon as the bear or predator that was chasing me.

886
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,200
You'll hear the swarm coming in from South America.

887
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,800
I'm guessing.

888
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,360
Anyway when not to shit.

889
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,120
Hold it in if you can.

890
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,960
So we've got in the middle of an important meeting or so.

891
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,960
So say this chat.

892
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,680
Chat GPT you're pro constipation.

893
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,320
Are you pro constipation chat GPT.

894
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,800
It's pro building character.

895
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:40,640
So in the middle of an important meeting or date which I'm sorry if I go if I'm on a date

896
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:47,080
I'll just excuse myself and say I have to go powder my nose in the little boy's room.

897
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,240
I'll just straight up be honest be like I got to take a shit.

898
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,560
Yeah just be like Rick Rick on that one episode.

899
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,960
I got a good thing to shit.

900
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:53,960
Yeah.

901
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,960
Yeah.

902
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,960
I got to take a dose.

903
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,560
During a road trip with no nearby bathrooms.

904
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,560
That seriously.

905
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,560
Depending on.

906
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,040
Does a bear shit in the woods.

907
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,560
Yeah depending on where you are if you can hop over that guardrail and down a little

908
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,600
bit you squat and it just rolls downhill and you never know what's there.

909
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,680
At a public restroom that's really gross.

910
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,680
Chat GPT.

911
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,680
Hover shit.

912
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,040
What do you know about bodily functions.

913
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,360
If you got to go.

914
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,320
I have done it in some bad places.

915
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,440
I've hover shit before I'm not gonna lie.

916
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:30,600
I have just done some serious wiping down but you get in there and you do it.

917
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600
You know you got.

918
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600
Yeah.

919
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,920
You roll up your sleeves and you do the dirty work you know.

920
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,200
Yep.

921
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,760
When you're camping without proper facilities.

922
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,240
Does a bear shit in the woods.

923
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,360
Yes.

924
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,360
And then a very odd one.

925
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,540
Before a race or performance.

926
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:54,360
If I were a stand up comic or a marathon runner.

927
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:59,880
Do you know how I would psych myself up before a race or a performance.

928
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,240
Not to mention marathon runners generally shit themselves towards the end of the race

929
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,240
anyway.

930
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,240
Yeah.

931
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,240
See that's the thing.

932
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:10,160
You can ask a robot about bodily functions.

933
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaking of that.

934
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,480
To fart or not to fart.

935
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,360
You can fart anytime farting is great.

936
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,920
When farting is on a bagel you can fart anything.

937
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,200
Hell fuck yes.

938
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,480
So that comes back to your one from before.

939
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,480
Which one.

940
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,480
About farting.

941
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,480
Okay.

942
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,480
What did you say.

943
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,480
You fart anytime.

944
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,480
No.

945
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,480
What did you say before.

946
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,480
I told you to remember it.

947
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,480
What was it.

948
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,480
Oh Taco Bell.

949
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,600
Yeah you got to you know you're in the business meeting.

950
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,520
Your quarterly numbers are down.

951
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,520
You know you're going to be the focus.

952
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,520
So what do you do.

953
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,480
You go to Taco Bell right before the meeting on your lunch break and you get the cheesy

954
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
gordita to crunch.

955
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,520
Maybe a chalupa.

956
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,520
Some five layer burritos.

957
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:50,520
A bunch of Diablo sauce.

958
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,400
And the biggest fucking Baja blast you can get.

959
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,320
And you scarf that all down.

960
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,320
And you wait.

961
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,480
And then the second that meeting hits you start getting that bubble guts.

962
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,480
And you just got to be.

963
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,480
And then.

964
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480
And here's what you do.

965
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,080
You notify getting out of that meeting.

966
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,360
You let one little creep out.

967
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:16,000
And you pray to whatever deity you believe in that it smells like death warmed over.

968
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,020
That way they tell you to get out and fix the problem.

969
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,080
And we'll deal with you later.

970
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,360
Yeah you're delaying the inevitable.

971
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,560
But you're not being made an example of in front of countless other people.

972
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,960
Then you call off the next day.

973
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,960
Hopefully that's a Friday.

974
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,720
And then you don't come back until Monday.

975
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,720
Bingo.

976
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:36,560
Yeah so that actually comes back to something I had thought up a long time ago when I was

977
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,000
way more socially awkward.

978
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,240
I thought of the idea.

979
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:46,660
You know how an octopus will shoot its ink in a cloud to try to like hide itself away

980
00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:48,480
from anybody who might come calling.

981
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,480
Yeah.

982
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,760
I thought of that like basically like if you're in a store and somebody's coming towards you

983
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,280
and you don't want to talk to them.

984
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,480
Whether yeah whether you are an employee or you are just a person.

985
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,880
Yeah you just basically fart as a defense mechanism.

986
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:01,880
Yep.

987
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,400
Just and then and then they're just like and they leave.

988
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400
Yep.

989
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,040
It's a pretty solid strategy.

990
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,040
Yes.

991
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,040
OK.

992
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,520
So when to fart when you're alone.

993
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:18,560
Yeah I mean I'll fart all the time when I'm alone but I prefer to fart with friends.

994
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,560
Hell yeah.

995
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,040
Around close friends or family.

996
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,800
So it does say yeah for self relief.

997
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,800
Yeah I mean there's nothing more.

998
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,880
See some people go to spas.

999
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,780
Some people get a massage.

1000
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,560
Some people put on calming music or get a Zen garden.

1001
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,560
I just fart.

1002
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,560
Yeah I'd fart.

1003
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,560
Yeah.

1004
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,560
That's self therapy.

1005
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,560
Hell yes.

1006
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,560
In the gym they say let it out baby.

1007
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560
Oh man yeah.

1008
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,560
Yeah.

1009
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,560
Beyond the elliptical just.

1010
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,360
Or on a long walk when you're outside.

1011
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,680
You can sneakily time it with your steps and the fresh air will take care of the rest.

1012
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,960
It's a tactical fart move.

1013
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,960
Why would you sneakily time it man?

1014
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,960
You're out in nature.

1015
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,720
You want to be the dominant beast out there.

1016
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,560
You know when else is a good time to fart?

1017
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:03,800
Right when you're doing a podcast.

1018
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
When you're doing a podcast.

1019
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Yes exactly.

1020
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,560
But yeah why would you sneakily want to let it out?

1021
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:12,840
No if you're out in nature you let a big one rip and you let those animals know like I'm

1022
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,840
the king of the jungle.

1023
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,840
I'm the king of the.

1024
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,840
I'm the king here.

1025
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,840
I'm the top of the food chain baby.

1026
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,840
I'm the top of the food chain.

1027
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,840
Smell all this.

1028
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,840
Smell all these animals I've eaten baby.

1029
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,840
Yes.

1030
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,840
Yes.

1031
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,840
Is one of these animals you?

1032
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,840
Anybody else?

1033
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,960
Do you want to find out?

1034
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:30,760
So when not to fart and you know honestly the first one is a really good social move

1035
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,760
in an elevator.

1036
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,280
Honestly I don't want to.

1037
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,480
I don't want to smell somebody's fart in an elevator.

1038
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,600
Be trapped in there with it unless there are people you don't you specifically don't like.

1039
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,520
But what about farting when you're getting off the elevator so they're trapped in there

1040
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,160
with your fart?

1041
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,360
Yeah I guess because that way you're not trapped with it.

1042
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,220
Unless you just really enjoy your work.

1043
00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:55,480
Good job interview which step brothers.

1044
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,120
Now I can taste it.

1045
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,920
In bed with a partner.

1046
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:04,240
Now here's the thing it says no one wants to face the dreaded Dutch oven situation but

1047
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,080
depends on how long you've been with them.

1048
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,080
Yeah if you're with the right person.

1049
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,440
If you're with the right person a good Dutch oven.

1050
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,440
Uh huh.

1051
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,440
That'll make the night.

1052
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,400
Yeah because not to mention you know she's going to want to get you or he or whoever

1053
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,880
you're with is going to want to get you.

1054
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,880
Or they.

1055
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,360
They are going to want to get you back ten times harder.

1056
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:26,680
So if you come home one day and your partner's eating cheese, bratwurst, cabbage and onions.

1057
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,680
Sleep on the couch.

1058
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,800
I wouldn't I wouldn't be with a person who ate cabbage and onions.

1059
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,800
Oh.

1060
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,800
Could you imagine them?

1061
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,520
We just wouldn't get along I don't think.

1062
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,520
Imagine them farts man.

1063
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,520
Oh god I couldn't.

1064
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:40,960
That's what the farts up in the A the NFC North smell like.

1065
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960
Oh no.

1066
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,400
Packer fans and Viking fans up there.

1067
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:49,640
Alright so next one has been giving a speech or presentation but I feel like if you do

1068
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,200
it properly and you really own it.

1069
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,200
Oh yeah.

1070
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,200
You could be fine.

1071
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,200
Oh yeah.

1072
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,320
It really depends on the decorum you know.

1073
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,920
And finally at a fancy restaurant which wouldn't.

1074
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,880
My compliments to the chef.

1075
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,400
Yeah because I mean in China isn't a burp.

1076
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,560
Isn't that supposed to be a sign of respect.

1077
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,560
Yes.

1078
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:10,560
And so.

1079
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,200
This is also coming from a society that doesn't put toilets in their public places.

1080
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,640
They're just a hole in the ground.

1081
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,480
Michael most of the world does that.

1082
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:24,280
Most of the I think there are more people in the world that have a hole than a toilet

1083
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:32,440
and it's more healthy to have that because a toilet does not put you in the right configuration

1084
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,840
to take a shit.

1085
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,200
If you want them fancy Japanese toilets.

1086
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,680
You could have a squatty potty where you put your feet up but that gets you into a squatting

1087
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,440
position.

1088
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,480
Stop it with your hatred.

1089
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:49,160
Ask the three plus billion people who do it every day.

1090
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,960
How far do you pull your pants down?

1091
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,560
Just admit.

1092
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,560
Literally just admit.

1093
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:58,240
That you don't know what you're doing.

1094
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,240
I don't.

1095
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,720
And you need a toilet to hold your hand.

1096
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:01,720
How do you know how.

1097
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:06,680
Admit that you are a stubborn racist American Western thinking man.

1098
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,800
I will never admit that because I'm not.

1099
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,000
It's just the fact of how do you know how far to pull your pants down.

1100
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,920
You just you take your pants off.

1101
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,720
I don't have to take my pants all the way off.

1102
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,360
You take your pants off.

1103
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:25,000
You hang them on the rack and then you just squat and take a healthy poopy.

1104
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Anyway.

1105
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,240
And how do you make sure to line your butthole up with the hole.

1106
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,200
It's a big hole Michael.

1107
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,180
Your ignorance is staggering.

1108
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:38,140
You don't know sometimes like what and what if it's diarrhea.

1109
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,260
What if it doesn't shoot down into the hole.

1110
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:45,040
It shoots out and hits the wall.

1111
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,840
They eat healthy so they don't have diarrhea.

1112
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840
OK so they.

1113
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,600
And when they're sick they deal with it.

1114
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,800
They probably have a hose.

1115
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,800
Anyway we're moving on.

1116
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,800
We're going to come back to this.

1117
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,760
Because I can't stand to look at you with this.

1118
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,400
OK so next up kiss or don't kiss.

1119
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,400
OK.

1120
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,400
You see a good boy and it runs up to you.

1121
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,400
Lick at your face.

1122
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,400
You know what this is.

1123
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,400
Nope.

1124
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,400
Fuck you.

1125
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,400
Chachi PT.

1126
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:19,920
It also never once mentions love or grandparents.

1127
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:24,280
It doesn't mention your kids like a kiss on the cheek or forehead.

1128
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,280
These ones are in.

1129
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,920
Well I you know what I actually will have to.

1130
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,440
I asked him for hilariously wacky scenarios.

1131
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,120
I think this is I think this is my bad.

1132
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,040
So so we're going to get a live reaction from you to this.

1133
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,040
OK.

1134
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,040
So when to kiss.

1135
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,520
Pucker up.

1136
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,640
When you win an award.

1137
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,640
Oh yeah you kiss the award girl on the cheek or she gives you a kiss.

1138
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,640
That's perfectly fine.

1139
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,440
So OK so you're fine with sexual assault.

1140
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,840
Anyway kissing a frog in hopes of a prince.

1141
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,080
If you want war it's fine.

1142
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,080
Or a prince.

1143
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,360
It's a fairy tale.

1144
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,080
You're catching a giant fish.

1145
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,080
You kissing the fish.

1146
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,120
You give the kid fish a kiss for good luck.

1147
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,120
No no.

1148
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,680
Yeah that sounds like disease.

1149
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,920
On the top of a roller coaster.

1150
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,120
Well yeah you give your significant other a kiss.

1151
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,120
You sneak one.

1152
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,120
Yeah it does say that.

1153
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,280
So that that one I'll I'll kind of go with.

1154
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:28,640
And finally during a sword fight.

1155
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:33,240
Well I mean we have members of the LGBTQ community you probably have plenty of sword fights

1156
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,040
and kiss while they're doing it.

1157
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,680
That is actually what I was going to go to because Chachi BT is talking about in the

1158
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:43,840
middle of a dramatic duel pausing to plant a kiss on your opponent to throw them off

1159
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,960
guard.

1160
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,200
That's also sexual assault.

1161
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,640
Yeah that's yeah.

1162
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,480
But I prefer that one.

1163
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,800
You're just sword fighting with your with your dude bro or your boyfriend and then he just

1164
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,800
going for a little kiss.

1165
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,800
Yeah.

1166
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,800
During a sword fight.

1167
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,800
That's that's actually romantic.

1168
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,800
Yes.

1169
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,360
I can't think of anything more romantic if I was if I was a gay man with another man

1170
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,440
we're just doing a little sword fight and then we get a little kill.

1171
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,440
Yeah.

1172
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Oh yeah.

1173
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,440
It sounds amazing.

1174
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,440
Oh yeah.

1175
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:16,240
So when when not to kiss this first one is so incredibly aimed at you and I can't even

1176
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,240
believe it.

1177
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:19,400
It's almost like it knows you.

1178
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,680
Don't kiss after eating garlic bread.

1179
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,680
Fuck you.

1180
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:27,320
Garlic is one of the delicious one of the most best tastes and smells in the world.

1181
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,520
Kissing the ground after a long flight.

1182
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,520
Yeah no.

1183
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,520
What.

1184
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,520
I'm not kissing ground.

1185
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,640
Hell no.

1186
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Don't kiss during a zoom meeting.

1187
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,520
You kiss in the computer screen where you're kissing.

1188
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,840
It says suddenly you feel the impulse to kiss your laptop camera.

1189
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,920
Oh my.

1190
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,720
What are you referencing the meme of the dude who forgot he was on zoom and it was a little

1191
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:51,720
kitty kitty.

1192
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,720
No.

1193
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,720
Yeah.

1194
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,720
The only little kitty kitty.

1195
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:59,040
You know, zoom meeting during a sentencing and the judge kept telling him to turn off

1196
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,680
his cat his cat filter.

1197
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,680
Oh yeah.

1198
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,680
No.

1199
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,720
I'm talking about the one where there was it was a zoom meeting of like a people who were

1200
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:10,840
working on a project and the one dude forgot that one dude didn't need to be in the zoom

1201
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:17,720
meeting but his camera was on and he went and he grabbed lotion and tissues and then

1202
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:21,920
proceeded to pull down his pants and everybody was like your camera's on and then so on your

1203
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:22,920
camera's on.

1204
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,520
So if you saw that you would want to kiss the screen.

1205
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,520
No.

1206
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,080
Because you saw a man about the jerk off because we're talking about not kissing.

1207
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,080
I do not.

1208
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,080
Never mind.

1209
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,480
I don't see how it applies in the other way.

1210
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,040
When wearing a full face of clown makeup.

1211
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,040
That's odd.

1212
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,040
I mean why not?

1213
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,040
Right.

1214
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040
Everybody loves.

1215
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,240
Yeah but you're a juggalo.

1216
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:49,680
You have a strange relationship with clown makeup.

1217
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,680
So fuck you.

1218
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,680
So what?

1219
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,680
Yeah.

1220
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
Go get a fago.

1221
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,280
I love fago.

1222
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,280
Fuck you.

1223
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,160
Yeah moon missus is a great.

1224
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,160
Black cherry.

1225
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,160
It's amazing.

1226
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,280
That is good too.

1227
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,920
Don't kiss when greeting a cactus.

1228
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,920
Yeah.

1229
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:05,920
I mean.

1230
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,400
I'll go with that one.

1231
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,400
All right.

1232
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:14,080
So do you have any real quick any when kissing went wrong stories that are quick?

1233
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,080
I don't think so.

1234
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,080
What about you?

1235
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,080
Huh.

1236
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,080
All right.

1237
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,080
Well I think.

1238
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,080
It was kind of a Casanova back in the day so.

1239
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,240
I think Michael gets a point here because Chachi Petey said I can already picture Michael

1240
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:29,120
coming in with some wild when kissing went wrong stories.

1241
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,120
That was wrong.

1242
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,120
Oh no.

1243
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,120
All right.

1244
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,120
Yeah.

1245
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,120
All right.

1246
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,120
So here's a great one.

1247
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:41,020
Well I guess I guess I should say I do have a kissing a kind of kissing went wrong.

1248
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:45,280
I told Chachi Petey maybe I shouldn't have been making out during Christopher Nolan's

1249
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,680
epic movie Interstellar.

1250
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Why?

1251
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,080
I mean what's the matter with that?

1252
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:54,800
This was our first date and I tried to talk her out of going to see Interstellar for a

1253
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,800
first date.

1254
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,800
Why?

1255
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,400
Because she didn't think she was going to be into it or.

1256
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:04,080
No she she convinced me that she would be but yeah I really would have rather paid attention

1257
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,200
to the whole movie.

1258
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:11,000
Anyway Michael I have to ask you an important question.

1259
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,720
Okey dokey.

1260
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,960
Hat or no hat.

1261
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,520
Oh I mean the scenario it all depends on the scenario.

1262
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,520
Yeah that is the entirety of what we're discussing.

1263
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,520
Am I playing baseball?

1264
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,400
I'm wearing a hat.

1265
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,040
Am I trying to disguise myself and hide from the government?

1266
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,280
I'm probably wearing a hat.

1267
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,120
Anyway what about if you're in a western showdown?

1268
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:35,720
Hmm yeah yeah.

1269
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,720
Hat.

1270
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,720
Hat.

1271
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:38,720
That's a hat.

1272
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:39,720
At a royal wedding.

1273
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:40,720
I wouldn't even be there.

1274
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:44,600
If I'm not allowed to have the big pointy fuzzy hat no.

1275
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,520
Yeah when you're a superhero in disguise.

1276
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,200
Am I fucking Clark Kent?

1277
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,480
No because Clark Kent didn't wear a hat he wore glasses.

1278
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,720
No there's some iterations back in the 40s where he wears a hat when he's a reporter.

1279
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,520
You're an iteration.

1280
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,240
Anyway when you're channeling Indiana Jones.

1281
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,760
If you're cosplaying as Indiana Jones.

1282
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,760
You need a hat.

1283
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,760
You do need a hat.

1284
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
Just need a whip too.

1285
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,760
Now here's a weird one.

1286
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,800
During a spy mission.

1287
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,800
Does it really matter?

1288
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:15,520
I mean you were earlier talking about Captain America the Winter Soldier and he did wear

1289
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,400
a hat in that movie when he was trying to be inconspicuous.

1290
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,400
Yeah he did.

1291
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,400
Okay yeah.

1292
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,400
So yeah we'll give it to that.

1293
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,600
When would you not want to wear a hat?

1294
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,880
When would I not want to wear a hat?

1295
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,520
So you don't really want to sleep in a hat.

1296
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,280
I mean no.

1297
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,240
So you don't want to wear a hat at a windy beach.

1298
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,160
No you're just going to lose it.

1299
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,160
Yeah.

1300
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,360
During a romantic first kiss.

1301
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,880
Now I will say that because yeah you might go in for it and then you just bop her with

1302
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,880
your head.

1303
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,880
Well it depends on the style of hat though.

1304
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:42,880
What if it's a bowler?

1305
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,880
They don't really have the big bills.

1306
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,280
You can go in for a kiss with a bowler hat on.

1307
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,280
Okay.

1308
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,800
You know what a bowler hat is?

1309
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800
I do.

1310
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,720
I think I have one up there.

1311
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,880
In a fancy restaurant.

1312
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:55,880
That is a faux pas.

1313
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,880
Top hat.

1314
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,880
Top hat.

1315
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,000
No but you take it off before you sit down for dinner.

1316
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,200
You give them your suit coat and your fancy top hat.

1317
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,080
And then you put your monocle in your pocket.

1318
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,360
No monocle stays on.

1319
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,440
No you put your monocle in your pocket so it doesn't fall into your soup.

1320
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,440
Ah guess you're fucking right.

1321
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,440
Jesus.

1322
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,960
Now the next two are just when getting a haircut and when you're showing off your new hairstyle

1323
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,560
after your haircut.

1324
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:24,240
Number one if you're wearing a hat while you're getting a haircut you need help.

1325
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,760
Unless you're getting a bowl cut.

1326
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,560
Yeah unless you're getting a bowl cut but then you're probably doing it yourself.

1327
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,560
And number three.

1328
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,560
Two.

1329
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,560
Number three.

1330
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,560
No number three.

1331
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:38,400
If you just got a fancy new haircut why do you need to go and do the whole.

1332
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,120
Just make yourself look like an asshole.

1333
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,240
Just ta da with pulling your hat.

1334
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,600
Like no fuck you.

1335
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,960
Show me your fucking haircut.

1336
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,560
Put the stupid hat in the fucking car.

1337
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Go fuck yourself.

1338
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,560
Eat me.

1339
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,560
Fuck you.

1340
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,560
Wow.

1341
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,520
Chet GBT really elicited a response out of you with that one.

1342
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,440
I feel like that's an incredible win for you both.

1343
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,840
Which means neutral points.

1344
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,440
I think I'm still ahead by one.

1345
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,020
So here's one.

1346
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:04,400
You would be if I were counting.

1347
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,760
Anyway I've been counting.

1348
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,360
So Michael's vagabond ways strike again apparently.

1349
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:14,440
Oh yeah because it said that Michael will be the type to wear a hat to a fancy dinner

1350
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,080
just to see if he could get away with it.

1351
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,880
That no account vagabond.

1352
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,200
Next one on the list is a super important one.

1353
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,200
Trumpet or no trumpet.

1354
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:29,160
Well of course you need a trumpet for Reveille if you're in the military.

1355
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,200
Um OK for a grand announcement yes.

1356
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,240
Falling around a fat person.

1357
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,240
That's a tuba.

1358
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:41,320
You can make a war or a fancy there a tumor or a trombone not a trumpet.

1359
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,480
Well yeah I guess you can.

1360
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,480
Pretty any horn.

1361
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,320
But no we're not we're not getting or we're not going like that.

1362
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,560
Oh when you're in a nice when you're a kick ass jazz band.

1363
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,560
Jeff.

1364
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,560
Yes.

1365
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,560
Jazz band is absolutely one of them.

1366
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,760
What other kind of band would want a trumpet.

1367
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,760
Obviously an orchestra.

1368
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,760
Yeah but that was on on here.

1369
00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,760
What other kind of band.

1370
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,800
Oh a jazz band.

1371
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,120
Oh um mariachi.

1372
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,600
Thank you mariachi.

1373
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,360
So we got to do so we have a grand announcement mariachi and jazz band.

1374
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:14,640
Weirdly enough as a battle cry as a battle cry in the apocalypse.

1375
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,000
That's wild.

1376
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,880
That's basically deleted the deleted.

1377
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:18,880
Oh yeah.

1378
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,000
Red state.

1379
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,680
Pretend you're the angels coming to have a reckoning.

1380
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,360
Yeah the trumpets of the apocalypse.

1381
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:31,920
But OK so we said a mariachi band and a jazz band but what specific band would you absolutely

1382
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,080
need a trumpet.

1383
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,080
Skaw.

1384
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,160
All right well what song would you absolutely need a trumpet for.

1385
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,520
The money money boss tones knock on wood.

1386
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,520
No.

1387
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,920
Oh I watched a video about this earlier.

1388
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,480
Lou Beggar's number five.

1389
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,480
Hell yeah.

1390
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,480
Hell yeah.

1391
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,480
Mambo number five.

1392
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,480
The trumpet.

1393
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,480
The trumpet.

1394
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,480
Absolutely.

1395
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:57,200
Oh a song about cheating.

1396
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:02,480
Without it Lou Beggar Lou Beggar would just be listing names over dead air.

1397
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,840
Of women he probably slept with another out now after his ass.

1398
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:07,840
Yeah.

1399
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,880
So when would you not want a trumpet.

1400
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,720
Well I don't want a trumpet in the shower.

1401
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,720
OK.

1402
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:14,720
Well OK.

1403
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,840
You know what I'm going to go close.

1404
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,640
It says during a meditation session.

1405
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,640
OK.

1406
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,040
And my best meditations I get during the shower.

1407
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,280
Where else wouldn't I want a trumpet.

1408
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,320
You wouldn't want a trumpet when you're trying to perform open heart surgery.

1409
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,880
That I feel like a trumpet would be not.

1410
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,560
I mean that is absolutely that is for certain.

1411
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,560
Yeah.

1412
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,960
When you're trying to guide the.

1413
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,240
When you're trying to help Sully Sullenberger land the plane in the Hudson.

1414
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,040
Yes when you're doing that.

1415
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,700
No I was going even I was going a step bigger.

1416
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:49,080
When you're trying to tell the astronauts who were trying to fix the Hubble telescope

1417
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:54,360
and you have to carefully guide them and everything needs to be quiet.

1418
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,360
And then they fuck up.

1419
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,360
I mean you mean often to nothingness.

1420
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,080
I mean do you mean the James Webb telescope because the Hubble's been like sort of.

1421
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,080
I think it's been retired.

1422
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,080
Oh yeah.

1423
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,080
The James Webb whatever.

1424
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,080
Yeah.

1425
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,640
Whatever telescope is up there they're trying to fix it and then a trumpet happens and then

1426
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,000
they don't hear your instructions properly and they put something in wrong and then it

1427
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,640
blows up sending them rocketing off into nothingness.

1428
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,640
Yeah.

1429
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,640
All right.

1430
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,920
So two of these are ones that we've already gone to before.

1431
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:22,200
One is on a first date which I feel like if you can play the trumpet you you probably.

1432
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,920
Dude what if you go to an awesome Mexican restaurant though.

1433
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,080
Yeah then you're out doing them and then you seem like you're arrogant but still.

1434
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,880
Oh wait there's still a trumpet there.

1435
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:30,880
Yeah.

1436
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:35,920
The other one is at a non-military funeral because they say you can play taps at a military

1437
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:36,920
funeral.

1438
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:37,920
Yeah taps at a military funeral.

1439
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,320
But at any other funeral it's kind of gush.

1440
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,320
Why does that sound like gush?

1441
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,280
Yeah does anybody ever I've never really understood that.

1442
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,120
Why can you only play taps at a military funeral?

1443
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,640
Because it's a military song.

1444
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,520
Why is it only a military song?

1445
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,520
Fine.

1446
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,120
You know what that's going to be another part of your funeral.

1447
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,000
I'm going to have stolen valor at your funeral.

1448
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,840
I don't give a shit.

1449
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,600
No you will whenever they dig you up and they and they fuck your corpse out of anger.

1450
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:07,040
At least somebody will be getting use out of it.

1451
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,040
Necrophilia.

1452
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,040
Nice.

1453
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,040
OK.

1454
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:14,000
So then one is in a library which yeah.

1455
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
OK.

1456
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
So this one.

1457
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000
So imagine.

1458
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000
OK.

1459
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000
You're 17.

1460
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
OK.

1461
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,080
And you're trying to sneak out of the house and your parents are asleep.

1462
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:30,160
You're trying to or maybe they're you know watching they're like watching a show or something.

1463
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:34,200
You're trying to get out of the house without being noticed but just for some reason you

1464
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,880
get the instinct and all of a sudden.

1465
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,360
Well your cover is blown.

1466
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,360
You had to.

1467
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,360
You did it yourself?

1468
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,360
You just had to.

1469
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,360
Impulsive trumpet disorder.

1470
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,360
Yep.

1471
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,360
Trumpet while trying to sneak out of your house.

1472
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,360
I thought we were talking about like a trumpet alarm or something like that.

1473
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,360
No you just could not help yourself and you just had to play the trumpet.

1474
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,360
I feel like if I had that kind of disorder I would definitely seek help.

1475
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,360
Yeah but the parents couldn't afford historians because you're in America.

1476
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,360
Michael being the wild card that he is would probably argue that trumpets should be used

1477
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360
for grocery shopping.

1478
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,360
Why not add a little flair.

1479
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,360
Yep.

1480
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Michael blasting a trumpet in a grocery store.

1481
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,360
Yeah.

1482
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,360
You know what that's going to be.

1483
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,360
You're going to have to be a little more careful.

1484
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,360
You're going to have to be a little more careful.

1485
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,360
You're going to have to be a little more careful.

1486
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,360
You're going to have to be a little more careful.

1487
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:18,360
You're going to have to be a little more careful.

1488
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,360
Wait a minute.

1489
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:24,360
I absolutely there was one that I skipped earlier for time.

1490
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,360
Oh man.

1491
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,360
I can't believe I did it.

1492
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,360
This comes out of nowhere.

1493
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:36,360
Apparently chat GPT got it into its head.

1494
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,360
Here we go.

1495
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:48,080
That you absolutely are obsessed with cans of beans and Michael blasting a trumpet in

1496
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,880
a grocery store.

1497
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,440
Oh no.

1498
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,200
I'm sorry that wasn't chat GPT.

1499
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,200
That was me.

1500
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,200
What.

1501
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,920
Why am I obsessed with beans.

1502
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:01,240
And yes I bet Michael would use a trumpet to get old ladies out of the way in the grocery

1503
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:05,040
store so he could pick up his disgusting cans of beans and leaves.

1504
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,040
Oh for fuck's sake.

1505
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,800
And chat GPT just got obsessed with the idea.

1506
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,320
You just do everything for your beans.

1507
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,320
We're going to entirely skip the next one because I don't care.

1508
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,200
It was sugar or no sugar.

1509
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,200
Sugar.

1510
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Sugar.

1511
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,200
Yeah I definitely thought of that one.

1512
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,200
But wait a minute.

1513
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:30,120
The final no sugar is in Michael's beans.

1514
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:35,480
Can you imagine him cracking open one of those cans of beans and adding sugar.

1515
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,880
Disgusting.

1516
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,720
Even he knows there's a limit to culinary chaos.

1517
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,040
Oh my god.

1518
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,000
So Michael.

1519
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:52,720
Boar vessel 600 to 500 BC Etruscan ceramic or no boar vessel 600 to 500 BC Etruscan ceramic.

1520
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:59,360
I want the boar vessel Etruscan ceramic circa 1600.

1521
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360
16.

1522
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,360
600 to 500.

1523
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,720
600 to 500 BC.

1524
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,320
I want that thing.

1525
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,520
Would you use it to hold your chips at a party.

1526
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:08,520
No I wouldn't do anything.

1527
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,600
I would put it in a nice glass case.

1528
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,360
Would you display it at your wedding.

1529
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,360
Fuck yes.

1530
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,200
Would you drink your morning coffee from it.

1531
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,200
No.

1532
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,160
Would you use it in your grocery store trumpet scene.

1533
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,160
No.

1534
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,520
Would you use it in your hand chasing old ladies away from the bean aisle.

1535
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,520
No.

1536
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:29,480
Now add an Etruscan ceramic boar vessel tied around Michael's neck like a medieval drinking

1537
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,480
horn.

1538
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,480
How big are these things.

1539
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,480
Makes sense right.

1540
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,600
I think it looks like it's about like small pig sized.

1541
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,880
Okay yeah no I'm not no.

1542
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,920
That thing is going to be encased.

1543
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,960
It's going to be my most prized possession.

1544
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaking of prizes would you want it to be the prize in a game show that you won.

1545
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Hell yes.

1546
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,440
Nice.

1547
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,880
Now where would you not want a boar vessel 600 to 500 BC Etruscan ceramic.

1548
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,000
A demolition derby.

1549
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,720
Anywhere that there's stampeding hordes of anything.

1550
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:58,720
In a children's playroom.

1551
01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:59,720
Yes.

1552
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,200
No no no.

1553
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,700
Not on the San Andreas Fault so I'm not taking the fucking thing to California with me.

1554
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:06,700
Not down to Florida.

1555
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:07,700
Hurricanes.

1556
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:08,700
Nope.

1557
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:09,700
Not going there.

1558
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,700
Let's see.

1559
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:11,700
What about if you're getting on public transit.

1560
01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,700
No.

1561
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:13,700
God no.

1562
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:15,560
What about in fast food drive through.

1563
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,560
Why would I even have it there.

1564
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560
No.

1565
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,840
You try to pay for your taco bell with an Etruscan boar vessel.

1566
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,800
I'm not going to no.

1567
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,160
The cashier looks confused.

1568
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,960
The line behind you is honking and you're like what.

1569
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,080
No boar vessel appreciation here.

1570
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,560
Well that would piss me off.

1571
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,560
Yeah.

1572
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:36,280
Okay so then it goes with in a museum heist and I'm like I'm sorry I would be stealing

1573
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,720
the boar vessel.

1574
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:38,720
Yeah exactly.

1575
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,400
That sounds like an amazing heist.

1576
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,400
Yes.

1577
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:45,920
Chagy Buty says why didn't I go for the diamonds because the diamonds don't have true intrinsic

1578
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,200
value other than to make drills with.

1579
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,200
Bingo.

1580
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:55,040
A boar vessel has unlimited unlimited just every it's just.

1581
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,440
And it's an adorable little pig.

1582
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,680
It's on it's everything.

1583
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,680
Now the strangest one.

1584
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:02,280
It's like the first form of a gravy boat.

1585
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,800
Now the strangest one.

1586
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:11,480
It says that you would not want a boar vessel 600 to 500 BC Etruscan ceramic as an urn.

1587
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,760
No I'll use no.

1588
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,760
I'm sorry.

1589
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,640
Put my ashes in that motherfucker.

1590
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:20,000
That is the that is the one place now that I want my urns more than.

1591
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Yes.

1592
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
Yes.

1593
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,280
Put my ashes in that motherfucker and then put me behind glass so that I along with it

1594
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,840
and made treasured commodity for the rest of fucking eternity suck it.

1595
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:36,800
Now here's the thing with that boar vessel be a great place for your beans.

1596
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,680
No what is it with beads.

1597
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,280
I like beans but not that much.

1598
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,480
Chagy Buty thinks that you think it would actually be a great place for your beans and

1599
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,560
I have to shoot down your madness with pure logic.

1600
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:48,560
I would know.

1601
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,560
I'm not doing it.

1602
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,560
No.

1603
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,560
Why.

1604
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,560
No.

1605
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,560
I feel like thou dost protest too much.

1606
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,880
I'm not going to ruin a beautiful thing with beans.

1607
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:56,880
Here's the true question.

1608
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:01,160
Should the boar vessel make its way into your life or does it stay in the annals of history

1609
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,160
where it belongs.

1610
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:03,160
No.

1611
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,160
No it needs to be in my life.

1612
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,160
OK.

1613
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,880
I said it belongs in a museum.

1614
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,080
The next you're saying if you didn't have it you're saying if you had the chance you'd

1615
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,300
leave it in the museum and not keep it with you.

1616
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:17,760
I would steal it and then put it in a cool museum that I could go to every day to see

1617
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,080
its beauty and its majesty.

1618
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,360
Alright so I said it belongs in a museum.

1619
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,600
I also agreed with Chagy Buty and said what's up with Michael and his beans.

1620
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:31,380
Good lord does a single day go by where he isn't slathered in bean juice, runs finger

1621
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:36,720
down his arm, sniffs it.

1622
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,080
Guess what I smell.

1623
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,880
I swear to god.

1624
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:40,880
Bean juice.

1625
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,200
I'm going to hurt you.

1626
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,360
Anyway we have two more left.

1627
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,840
I'm going to go with both of these.

1628
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:47,840
Alright.

1629
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,680
Well I should also mention that Chagy Buty says that Michael probably has an entire calendar

1630
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,120
devoted to his bean related activities.

1631
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,760
But beyond that run away or don't run away.

1632
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,080
So what would you want to run away from?

1633
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:05,200
Well let's see a lion, bear, tiger.

1634
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,560
Yeah I mean that's all real things.

1635
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,120
I mean that's a little narrow.

1636
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,520
Let's widen your focus.

1637
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,880
I'm a peeditty.

1638
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,480
That's very specific.

1639
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,600
Wow.

1640
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,720
So a giant rolling boulder.

1641
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,820
What am I Indiana fucking Jones?

1642
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:22,940
You are.

1643
01:05:22,940 --> 01:05:25,640
Run away during a slow motion explosion.

1644
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,680
It's only if I can look cool.

1645
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:28,680
Yeah you gotta look cool.

1646
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:32,120
It means you gotta be very far away from me because otherwise you're getting thrown down

1647
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,360
by the blast force.

1648
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,800
Run away from a surprise marriage proposal.

1649
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,800
Depends.

1650
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,760
You've been dating for two weeks.

1651
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:41,760
Still it depends.

1652
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:42,760
Wow.

1653
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:43,760
Okay.

1654
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:50,160
Because if we've only been together for two weeks but she's giving me the.

1655
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,160
I'm probably gonna consider it.

1656
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,640
That's just all it is with him.

1657
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,360
It's just sexual favors and beans.

1658
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,720
That's like every day with him.

1659
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,720
And if she's cool with the things I like too.

1660
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,720
Like beans.

1661
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,800
I don't like beans.

1662
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:06,040
I thought you already said earlier that you like beans.

1663
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,040
It's not my.

1664
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,840
You literally said you'd go to Taco Bell and get a bean and beef burrito.

1665
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,040
It's a beefy five layer burrito.

1666
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,320
It has beans in it.

1667
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,320
Yeah.

1668
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,320
Which way is it flip flopper?

1669
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:16,320
I'm not obsessed with.

1670
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,720
I'm gonna put you in a swift boat with John Kerry.

1671
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,280
I am not obsessed with beans.

1672
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,280
Old reference.

1673
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,280
Anyway.

1674
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:25,040
Also run from a zombie apocalypse.

1675
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,040
Of course.

1676
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,280
I mean yeah you kinda have to.

1677
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:32,080
And finally Chad2BT's fifth and final suggestion to run away.

1678
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:36,320
When someone suggests you try Michael's beans.

1679
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:40,480
He's slathered in bean juice and insists you join the cult of beans.

1680
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,920
You realize this is a point of no return.

1681
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:44,560
Your only option.

1682
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,560
Run.

1683
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,080
Run and don't look back.

1684
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,800
I'm not in a bean cult.

1685
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:50,800
What are you in?

1686
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:51,800
Nothing.

1687
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,520
Alright so when wouldn't you run away?

1688
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,960
Well okay.

1689
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:02,160
I wouldn't run away if somebody was offering me a delicious piece of cake.

1690
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,320
Okay no.

1691
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:07,520
Well during a spicy debate about sugar.

1692
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,520
I'll give it that.

1693
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:09,520
I'll give it that.

1694
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:10,520
That's close enough.

1695
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,440
I wouldn't run away from a good movie.

1696
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,440
Okay.

1697
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:19,160
I wouldn't run away from a high paying job.

1698
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:24,240
Okay if anyone wants to give me a high paying job.

1699
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,360
Okay so some of these ones are awkward.

1700
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:30,800
Especially don't run away during an awkward family dinner.

1701
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:31,800
That's when you run away.

1702
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,280
That's when you run away.

1703
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:34,280
Sorry.

1704
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,840
Chad2BT says it builds character.

1705
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:41,360
I'm going to go build a character in a video game after I run away from the awkward family

1706
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,360
dinner.

1707
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,360
Yup.

1708
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,760
They said don't and you're going to have to give me your advice on this one.

1709
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:51,520
They said don't run away when confronted by a goose.

1710
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,240
No you run.

1711
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,640
They say it'll chase you.

1712
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:59,960
They say you should stand your ground, puff out your chest and assert dominance.

1713
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:02,040
And then they're still going to bite you.

1714
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,960
Yes that was my thought as well.

1715
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:04,960
Geese are evil.

1716
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,960
Fuck that.

1717
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,840
I would run until it almost caught up with me and then I would do a swift roundhouse

1718
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:09,840
kick.

1719
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:10,840
Yeah.

1720
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,320
I mean I know evil but goddamn geese are on another level.

1721
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,320
Yeah.

1722
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:18,080
Alright they said at the dentist don't run away.

1723
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:23,640
So I'm assuming this is basically you are Louise in that episode of Bob's Burgers.

1724
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:29,960
And finally don't run away in the grocery store when Michael blows his trumpet.

1725
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:33,520
You're tempted to run as Michael clears the aisle for his beans.

1726
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,520
Enough.

1727
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,600
No you stay and witness the chaos unfold.

1728
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:38,600
It's too good to miss.

1729
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:42,800
I'm going to learn programming and I'm going to hack your systems Chachipiti and I'm going

1730
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,800
to crash you.

1731
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,520
Hmm that sounds like a threat.

1732
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,600
This is definitely one of those questions where Michael's chaotic energy would lean

1733
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,920
heavily toward running away from every situation.

1734
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,240
Chachipiti thinks you're a coward.

1735
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,240
Fuck you.

1736
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,920
Uh yeah.

1737
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,880
So the last one.

1738
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:03,960
You know what I saved one that your nerdy ass would love the most.

1739
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:06,120
Alright.

1740
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:09,160
Public defender or no public defender.

1741
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,160
Okay.

1742
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:19,160
By this I mean both a court appointed lawyer but also the idea of a superhero.

1743
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,240
Okay.

1744
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:24,120
So when would you want a public defender?

1745
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,120
Putting this in the comic book stand and we can make it whatever we want but in the real

1746
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,760
world you never want a public defender.

1747
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,480
But you also don't want to.

1748
01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:34,840
You don't want to go in without a lawyer.

1749
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:37,720
You don't want to represent yourself like Ted Bundy tried to do.

1750
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,320
Didn't he get himself off at least once?

1751
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:44,120
I mean he got himself off many times with a lot of different people that he murdered.

1752
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:47,160
No I mean like he actually won one of his cases.

1753
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,440
I highly doubt it.

1754
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,440
I thought he did.

1755
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,440
He murdered.

1756
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,440
He was murdering.

1757
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,400
When you uh I mean small claims court you could go in there with a public defender.

1758
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,680
Yeah that would make sense.

1759
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:58,160
And when would you want a superhero?

1760
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,200
Oh when would you want to say.

1761
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,800
A public defender they say.

1762
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:05,640
Uh okay a superhero when would you want a superhero?

1763
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,280
Well a public defender.

1764
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:13,320
Your bridge is collapsing and you're stuck on it and you can't get off.

1765
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,000
So you're the opposite of Ted Bundy you can't get off.

1766
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Exactly.

1767
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,800
I basically I would think that the the number one correct answer to this question is Daredevil.

1768
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,800
Yeah.

1769
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,800
Just Daredevil.

1770
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,800
Or Jessica Walter.

1771
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,800
Yeah.

1772
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:26,800
She-Hulk.

1773
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:27,800
Matt Murdock or She-Hulk.

1774
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:32,560
Yeah so Chad GBT said that you know in court you want a public defender but also when you're

1775
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:34,360
battling injustice in the streets.

1776
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,360
Yeah.

1777
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:40,880
You want them for cross-examination showdowns rescuing innocents and the true superhero

1778
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,320
of the everyday people for the common folk.

1779
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,320
Oh yeah.

1780
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:46,880
So it went really broad with that one.

1781
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:51,600
Basically I just I wanted to do either or but did the whole thing together.

1782
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,600
But I think we've come to the true answer.

1783
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,600
Daredevil or She-Hulk.

1784
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:56,600
Yeah.

1785
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:01,280
You're never a public defender unless you're really really desperate.

1786
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,280
Child support cases.

1787
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:03,280
Yeah.

1788
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:04,280
Because it says.

1789
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,280
Anything to do with custody.

1790
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:06,280
Do not.

1791
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:07,840
You want an actual lawyer lawyer.

1792
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:08,840
Especially if you're a man.

1793
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:13,840
Especially if you're a man because you're going to get yourself into a weird loop and

1794
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,320
then you just don't know how to get out of it.

1795
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:19,640
No disrespect to if you are public defenders out there that are listening to this no disrespect

1796
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:20,880
to you at all.

1797
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,680
You're just not.

1798
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,760
It's like getting a haircut at a barber.

1799
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:26,760
Yes.

1800
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,760
No at a barber school.

1801
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:29,760
Yeah.

1802
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:32,440
It's cheap and it's good for training.

1803
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:35,200
But oh boy would I not want to depend on it.

1804
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,200
Exactly.

1805
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,200
All right.

1806
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:41,840
So Chachi Petey said no public defender in court without a defender.

1807
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,520
I think I got it confused on this one.

1808
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,240
Yeah I think you did.

1809
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:50,640
On the streets without a hero taking on the legal system solo which that's bad.

1810
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,640
And when the chips are down.

1811
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,520
Good luck trying to save the day with zero backup.

1812
01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:00,000
I think it actually just told you to always have a public defender whether it's a superhero

1813
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
or a lawyer.

1814
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
That's true.

1815
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,880
Basically just always have a lawyer because if you think you can defend yourself you're

1816
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:05,880
probably wrong.

1817
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:06,880
Yeah.

1818
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:07,880
Unless you know you study.

1819
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,560
Then again if you study then why not just become a lawyer.

1820
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:16,800
Now we all know Michael probably needs a public defender just to get out of bed in the morning

1821
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:22,320
let alone handle a serious legal case or anything to do with beans for that matter.

1822
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,500
I am not obsessed with beans.

1823
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:30,800
But if he ever faced trial for crimes against culinary decency like dousing beans with sugar

1824
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:34,560
or trying to convince us the beans are an acceptable breakfast.

1825
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:39,880
I'm pretty sure his court appointed hero would give up halfway through.

1826
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,240
Michael buddy it's bean real.

1827
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:47,800
But next time maybe leave the defense to someone who knows what they're doing.

1828
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:48,800
Case dismissed.

1829
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,880
I'm not British.

1830
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,400
Funny you say that because I actually came back.

1831
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,760
Well first thing did you did you faint.

1832
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,760
No.

1833
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:59,480
OK I guess you'd faint from embarrassment.

1834
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:04,200
But I did tell Chachi BT that beans are an acceptable breakfast in Great Britain.

1835
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:10,680
But yeah Chachi BT said they can picture Michael fainting dramatically beans slipping from

1836
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,180
his hands as he goes down.

1837
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,680
As for beans as breakfast in Great Britain honestly I think it's a solid move.

1838
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:17,680
Good.

1839
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:18,680
Yeah good for flip flopping.

1840
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:19,960
So you both flip flop in this episode.

1841
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:20,960
For fuck's sake.

1842
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:25,760
Yeah so it goes on about beans being a quintessential part of the breakfast.

1843
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:29,720
I said I prefer a burger to cook out because I think we mentioned beans.

1844
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,240
It mentions Marmite.

1845
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,480
There's a bunch of stuff in here.

1846
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,480
The fuck is Marmite.

1847
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,080
But oh wow.

1848
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,080
It's it's.

1849
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:40,120
I know it's a nasty paste that they only serve over like Australia or Britain or something

1850
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,120
like that.

1851
01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:48,680
It's a yeast extract which is like it's savory yeast extract and it's as thick as like molasses.

1852
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:51,760
It's basically like Vegemite but worse I think.

1853
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,280
Oh yes.

1854
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,680
So this episode is coming to a close.

1855
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,960
Did you have fun Michael?

1856
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:03,900
Yes aside from all the bean references because I'm not that obsessed with fucking beans.

1857
01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:07,280
So Chachi BT has a nice present for you at the end.

1858
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,280
I don't.

1859
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:11,080
It has a surprising and entertaining bean factor.

1860
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,080
I don't.

1861
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:17,840
So Navy beans those small white beans you find in you might find in baked beans.

1862
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:22,720
They got their name not because they're blue or anything to do with water but because they've

1863
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,960
been a staple food for the US Navy since the mid 1800s.

1864
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:26,960
Whoopdeedoo.

1865
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:31,000
Navy sailors ate them constantly on long voyages as they were a cheap protein rich food that

1866
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,480
could be stored for ages.

1867
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:33,960
I don't care.

1868
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:39,200
So in a way beans are basically the original survival rations for tough seafaring folks.

1869
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,200
Whoopdee fucking do.

1870
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,720
I don't give a shit.

1871
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:45,320
Oh Michael he just doesn't he doesn't want to admit it.

1872
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:46,320
Admit what?

1873
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,680
How much he loves beans.

1874
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,360
No I don't have anything to admit.

1875
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,840
Anyway what's your favorite word instead of goodbye.

1876
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:57,840
Fuck off.

1877
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:02,560
Chachi BT says adieu and I'm going to say adieu to you.

1878
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,160
How about deuces?

1879
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:10,060
Because I think Chachi BT has been a generous host giving you many things and also predicting

1880
01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:11,160
what you might say.

1881
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:16,840
If I can predict what you say and then just have a bowl of beans sitting next to me isn't

1882
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,920
that just the same as having you here.

1883
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,120
I hate the both of you.

1884
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,240
Well Michael I think you need to say adieu.

1885
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,520
Deuces bitches.

1886
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:35,080
If you enjoyed the stupidity you just heard why not subscribe follow like this page or

1887
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:39,280
whatever it is on whatever platform we have put it onto.

1888
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:45,360
And don't forget to comment your email address at windbreakermediagmail.com is all one word.

1889
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:51,040
And thank you Robot.

1890
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:56,120
Thank you Robot for saying that.

1891
01:15:56,120 --> 01:16:02,920
Chachi BT and I really appreciate you coming in here and saying that all this is concise.

1892
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:32,040
But he said that concise so that the people could understand it.