1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,880 In a world full of fear and sometimes loathing of unfathomable technological advancements, 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:14,480 there stands one human hero. 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,120 I'm a maroon! 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:25,600 This is the Chronicle of Mike vs. The Machine. 5 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:31,000 Alright, so welcome back everybody. 6 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Um, Mike, please stop having sex with ChatGPT. 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Please. 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Please. 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Please. 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Don't tell me what to do. 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Please stop. 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Please. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 It's... no, no. 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 You have a problem. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,800 But, I mean, how dare you make this incredibly offensive accusation? 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,800 You have literally not... 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,600 How do I word this? 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:54,400 Mike, I walked in here and there's lube all over the ports on your computer. 19 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,600 Okay, you don't want the room to be shiny. 20 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,000 Doesn't it make it feel more classy and professional when the room is shiny? 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,200 Folks, for you or those at home, please vote to have Mike stop having sex with ChatGPT. 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,200 No, no, no, no, no. 23 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,600 That's not on the ballot. 24 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:14,400 We have the presidents and stuff and then we've got like the senators and the... 25 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,400 Okay, okay. 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,400 Representatives. 27 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,800 Okay, we're getting off topic and... 28 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,800 Yeah, we are! 29 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,800 We are! 30 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:24,240 Because you want to judge me for things that you don't even know have happened. 31 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,280 You are just... 32 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,280 You know what? 33 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,280 This is not classy. 34 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,280 You know what is classy? 35 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,280 What's classy? 36 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,280 Poetry. 37 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280 Oh, fuck yes. 38 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,280 I love poetry. 39 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,280 Well, who's your favorite poet? 40 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,280 Oh, God. 41 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,280 I don't know really any names. 42 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:43,280 I just know I like watching a lot of like slam poetry videos and people that go up and... 43 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,280 What about Def Jam? 44 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,280 Oh, Def Jam's awesome. 45 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,280 That's pretty sick. 46 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,280 Yeah, no, I have to get very like white girl answers. 47 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 No offense to white girls. 48 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,280 But I'm like, oh, Poet's pretty good stuff. 49 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,280 Oh, yeah, Poet's very good stuff. 50 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,280 Then you got like Robert Frost. 51 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,280 Yeah. 52 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,280 And then there was... 53 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,280 Oh, there was that Dream Deferred one that was pretty cool. 54 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,280 I forget who that was. 55 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,280 I don't know. 56 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,280 I don't know. 57 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,280 But you know, it's true though. 58 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,280 Dream Denied is a Dream Deferred. 59 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,280 Yeah, it's true. 60 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,280 Dream Deferred is a Dream Denied. 61 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,280 Yeah, that was it. 62 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,280 Anyway, poetry is fun. 63 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:19,280 The earliest poetry is believed to have been recited or sung, employed as a way of remembering 64 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:24,900 oral history, genealogy, and law closely related to musical traditions and apparently predates 65 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:25,900 literacy. 66 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:26,900 Oh, yeah. 67 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:27,900 I mean... 68 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:28,900 So that's fun. 69 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:29,900 Words definitely... 70 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:30,900 Yeah. 71 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,900 ...predate everything. 72 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:32,900 Well... 73 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:36,040 Yeah, like, you know there was a caveman somewhere. 74 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,040 Yeah. 75 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:43,440 And as he was using his rock to hit the other rock because some guy hired him to hit rock 76 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,440 with rock. 77 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,440 Yeah. 78 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,820 While he was doing that, he was singing a little tune. 79 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:49,820 Probably about murdering his boss. 80 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:50,820 But you know, that's a tale as old as time. 81 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:51,820 Yeah. 82 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:52,820 You think it wants something like this? 83 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:53,820 Yeah, I mean, more than likely. 84 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:54,820 Yeah, but that would do, bitch. 85 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:55,820 Yeah, so what do you think... 86 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:56,820 Have you heard of this? 87 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:57,820 I want to know. 88 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:58,820 Because I thought when I read this, it was interesting. 89 00:02:58,820 --> 00:02:59,820 The oldest surviving speculative fiction poem. 90 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:00,820 Ooh. 91 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:01,820 The Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor. 92 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:02,820 No. 93 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:03,820 Doesn't that sound familiar? 94 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:04,820 It does sound familiar, but I'm not sure. 95 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:05,820 I'm intrigued. 96 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:06,820 I'm intrigued. 97 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,820 I'm intrigued. 98 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:08,820 I'm intrigued. 99 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:09,820 I'm intrigued. 100 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:10,820 I'm intrigued. 101 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:11,820 I'm intrigued. 102 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:12,820 I'm intrigued. 103 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:13,820 I'm intrigued. 104 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:14,820 I'm intrigued. 105 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:15,820 I'm intrigued. 106 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,820 I'm intrigued. 107 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:19,820 I'm intrigued. 108 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:20,820 It does sound familiar, but I am intrigued. 109 00:03:20,820 --> 00:03:21,820 Yeah, it's like a Greek. 110 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:22,820 It comes from like a Greek epic. 111 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:23,820 Oh, so it's kind of like Homer. 112 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:24,820 Or a Greek thing, yeah. 113 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:27,820 Yeah, but it comes from 2500 BC. 114 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:28,820 Nice. 115 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:35,100 And then the oldest surviving epic poem is from, oh, the third millennium BC, so that's 116 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:36,100 a similar time frame. 117 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,820 Is it technically like the Odyssey and Iliad? 118 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:39,820 Aren't those two... 119 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,820 Yeah, no, down here. 120 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:44,260 Other ancient epics include the Iliad and the Odyssey, yeah. 121 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,580 But that oldest one is the Epic of Gilgamesh. 122 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:47,580 Oh, yes. 123 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:48,580 Celtic hero, Gilgamesh. 124 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:49,580 No, no, no, no. 125 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:50,580 He wasn't Celtic. 126 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:51,580 He's from Iraq. 127 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:54,580 Well, that's something that got screwed up in my... 128 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:55,580 In your head? 129 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,580 Well, no. 130 00:03:56,580 --> 00:04:03,140 I mean, I know Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy games, so I mean, it really makes sense. 131 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:08,220 I took a mythology class in high school, and for some reason, somebody thought Gilgamesh 132 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:09,220 was Celtic. 133 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:16,020 I mean, honestly, I think that is one of the mythical traditions that does repeat itself 134 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,220 through history. 135 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:20,420 I know the story of Finn McCool and the Demon Baller. 136 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:25,060 I know, but Chester Cheetah or the Cool Spot. 137 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:26,060 I don't know. 138 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:29,220 When you said that, it just reminded me of those two Super Nintendo games. 139 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:30,700 So, yeah. 140 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:34,900 Anyway, why in the hell am I talking about poetry? 141 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:35,900 I don't know. 142 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:36,900 Why in the hell are you talking about poetry? 143 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,940 Well, here's the thing. 144 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:40,500 I propose a game for you today. 145 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,100 Here we go. 146 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:45,820 And our buddy here, ChatGBT, is going to be involved. 147 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,300 I said our. 148 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:54,420 We have collective possessions, collective friends, and collective loved ones. 149 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,620 I almost said lovers, but that's not true. 150 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,620 Nah, me too. 151 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,620 Freudian slip. 152 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:02,860 So, anyway, I propose a game. 153 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:04,580 I mean, I say I propose. 154 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:07,660 I mean, we're going to do it because I've already done all the prep work. 155 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:10,060 So, I had ChatGBT. 156 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:18,780 First, it picked out five funny little premises for short form poetry, and it wrote a poem 157 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:19,780 for each. 158 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:20,780 Don't look at my screen. 159 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:21,780 I'm not. 160 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:25,620 And then I wrote a poem without looking at those poems fully. 161 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:31,380 And you're going to tell me which one was written by me and which one by AI. 162 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:41,260 So there are also two other poems that are it's a as I quoted it as a sad poem. 163 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:46,860 And the other one is a it's sad, but more morose. 164 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:47,860 Something like that. 165 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:53,780 And here's a couple of things that kind of lean toward more of what poetry normally is, 166 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:56,780 which is like people sadly meandering through philosophy. 167 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:59,980 That should make it a little bit easier on me. 168 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:03,700 OK, so maybe that'll be a little bit of an advantage for me because I don't know if ChatGBT 169 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:04,700 understands humor. 170 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:05,700 Yeah. 171 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:10,100 And then you also said that you'd be able to tell ChatGBT in mind based on sadness. 172 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:18,900 And ChatGBT is literally being fed the Internet, which is full and it's filtering and ChatGBT 173 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,580 filters out most of the hate. 174 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:25,380 So instead, what you're left with is well, and also filters out, I would assume, the 175 00:06:25,380 --> 00:06:26,380 horniness. 176 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:31,540 So if you filter out the horniness and the hate, it's mostly just people yelling about 177 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,580 either being happy or sad. 178 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:38,780 So you know, OK, well, with that aside, we're going to get into the poetry. 179 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:45,780 Now, I will ask you, Michael, do you want to start with a sad or a wacky? 180 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,780 Let's get the sad out of the way. 181 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:51,860 Let's get the sad out of the way so we can make the rest of the episode, you know, happy, 182 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:56,300 jovial, funny, because people listen to us to brighten up their day. 183 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:59,700 Not to try to dry it, dry themselves off a cliff. 184 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,100 I mean, we'll see how that goes. 185 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:05,100 Depending on how you like the sound of our voice, you might have already done it. 186 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:08,740 You've already driven off in the magma already to dry them. 187 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,900 And if we've done that, we're sorry. 188 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:15,620 I mean, I'm not like that was that that was a choice of their own volition. 189 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:16,620 They didn't do it out of sadness. 190 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,420 They did it out of hatred for us. 191 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:22,500 Can you have just a little bit of a conscience for that? 192 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,500 No, I have a conscience. 193 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,820 If you're sad, get on a pill like I have. 194 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:26,820 I love Prozac. 195 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:27,820 It's the best. 196 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:30,340 Or start getting get some therapy or just masturbating a lot. 197 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:32,700 That'll also really help your mood. 198 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:37,060 But if you consciously choose to drive your car off a cliff because you don't like the 199 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:43,140 sound of two people of two people's voices, two two heterosexual cis males who just won't 200 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,940 shut up, that's their choice. 201 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:48,740 Anyway, don't don't unalive yourself. 202 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:49,740 That's sad. 203 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,740 Get some help. 204 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:51,740 Anyway, poetry. 205 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:52,740 So 206 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:57,260 here is one. 207 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:58,260 It's called The Sad One. 208 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,260 Is that serious? 209 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:05,180 Yeah, these two are both called The Sad One. 210 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:10,700 Within fleeting desperate times, thoughts pass quickly. 211 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,620 A melancholy climbs. 212 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,540 Nothing is certain. 213 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:17,380 All is lost. 214 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,180 Prayers unanswered. 215 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:22,020 Our sanity the cost. 216 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,020 So that's one. 217 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,020 All right. 218 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:26,340 Now, here's the other. 219 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:30,540 In shadows deep, the silence grows. 220 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:35,340 Fading light as hollow hearts conceal their woes. 221 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,660 We drift through days. 222 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:44,980 Our minds adrift empty streets and search for meaning lost and swift. 223 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:47,700 What was the title of that one? 224 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,700 The Sad One. 225 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:49,700 They're all. 226 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:52,420 Both of our versions are called the same thing. 227 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:53,420 All right. 228 00:08:53,420 --> 00:09:00,100 So the first poem sounded like a depressed 14 year old just being a depressed 14 year 229 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,460 old and, you know, getting dealing with the emotions, the hormones and the parents who 230 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,460 understand me. 231 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:11,180 And, you know, the same shit we all went through. 232 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:13,940 Second one had a little more weight to it. 233 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:16,340 It had a little more earthiness to it. 234 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:25,980 It had a little bit more of a sort of a renaissance, you know, old timey Robin Hood esque, you 235 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,580 know, with the with the wording. 236 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:28,940 It's what it sounded like to me. 237 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:29,940 What was that era called again? 238 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:33,860 I mean, there was, I guess they call it the Crusade era, I guess. 239 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:35,660 I mean, there was the Renaissance. 240 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:37,140 Well, yes, there was the Renaissance. 241 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,460 So I'm just going to say about the Renaissance. 242 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,740 So I had to pick. 243 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,980 Well, first, also tell me which one is your favorite. 244 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,900 And then tell me which one you think is mine. 245 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,060 The second one is definitely my second one is your guess is your favorite. 246 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,060 Yes. 247 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,060 When did I write the second one? 248 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,580 We're not getting off to a good start here. 249 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,860 You've got to be shitting me. 250 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,980 The second one was Jack G.P.C. 251 00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,180 God damn it. 252 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:02,420 Now I did have to tap into your inner 14 year old. 253 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,460 I mean, yeah, that's when I started writing poetry. 254 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:07,260 Like you figure I wrote what six. 255 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:11,700 Yeah, I wrote seven poems today in the span of one day. 256 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,820 Yeah, like I have practice. 257 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:20,260 Yeah, like actually, no, I think my I could pull out my old poetry here at the end and 258 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:21,260 read some. 259 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:22,260 I think it's in here. 260 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:27,220 And yeah, you want to talk, you know, 14 year old stuff. 261 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,740 Yeah, it's there. 262 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:30,740 That's kind of what I did. 263 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,740 But point to Jack G.P.T. 264 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,540 And this is why I don't like Jack G.P.T. 265 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,980 Yeah, because it's going to take the writer's jobs. 266 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:41,620 No, it's helping this writer hone his skills. 267 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:47,780 I will say in chat, G.P.T.'s anti-defense to get to do the exact thing I wanted it to 268 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:53,020 do, I had to go through like five different iterations because it couldn't get my rhyme 269 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,020 scheme, my syllable order correct. 270 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,860 But it eventually got there and it did OK. 271 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:02,000 The thing I don't like is that it put in the same line. 272 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,500 We drift through days our minds adrift. 273 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,500 That's a little repetitive. 274 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,740 Yeah, that is a little repetitive. 275 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:11,420 But you're not. 276 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,700 Its flow was good to do the requisite thing. 277 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:19,140 And I'm going to search for that on Google. 278 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:22,800 And that exact poem does not show anything on Google. 279 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,900 So it did not steal that wholesale. 280 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:29,620 It just it just stole pieces of it from across the Internet. 281 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:30,620 OK. 282 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,860 Or it just learned that it wrote a holy piece of art. 283 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,300 And you are disparaging an artist. 284 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,300 Not likely. 285 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,020 OK, so let's go ahead and go to the other side. 286 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:43,060 Like you said, we'll start sad. 287 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:47,620 We started with the least, the lesser, the shorter sad poem. 288 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,980 We'll go for the longer one. 289 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:49,980 This one's more. 290 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:52,980 Actually, I'll tell you the subjects. 291 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,980 And I had chat. 292 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:54,980 Chitty Chitty come up with this subject. 293 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:55,980 All right. 294 00:11:55,980 --> 00:12:03,180 And the subject for this one, it came up with the unseen battle between day and night. 295 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,740 Damn, a chat. 296 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:07,820 Chitty Chitty is coming up with some bangers right now. 297 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:08,820 Yeah. 298 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:12,060 Like I said, it was a three verse with vivid imagery. 299 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,060 So no rhyming. 300 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,060 All right. 301 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,060 Three stanzas, each four lines long. 302 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:18,940 No, no rhyming. 303 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:19,940 No rhyming. 304 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:24,660 And you're looking the other way. 305 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,020 And you don't know which one I'm going to read first. 306 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,020 All right. 307 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,020 So number one. 308 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,620 And this one is titled. 309 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:33,640 The unseen battle between day and night. 310 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,980 Yes. 311 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,740 They're always going to be titled the same thing. 312 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:41,140 Well, you're trying to pick between two to see which one's mine and which one's chat 313 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,140 chitty chitty's. 314 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,140 All right. 315 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:46,140 The sun clenches the horizon. 316 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,780 Its rays like fingers desperate to hold. 317 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:56,220 But the night presses forward, relentless, a velvet wave consuming the gold. 318 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,540 The sky trembles caught in between. 319 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,980 A canvas torn by light and dark. 320 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:06,100 Stars blink awake as the day retreats. 321 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:09,540 And the moon ascends a silent mark. 322 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,460 In the end, neither wins nor loses. 323 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,340 A cycle spun by time's own hand. 324 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:20,220 Yet each dusk they meet again in the twilight where shadows stand. 325 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,100 Okay, continue looking that way. 326 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,460 I'm going to read the next one. 327 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:31,540 The dual spires of existence eternal, light and dark, twin throughout the world. 328 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:37,500 Emboldened by each other's passing, leaning to dominate their halves. 329 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:43,700 But each can never learn the lesson, the fact of their need for the other. 330 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,660 A yearning they could never express. 331 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:50,420 And a culling that would rend them both asunder. 332 00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:58,340 So tagging through their wars they will, snaring and snagging each's hope anew. 333 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:01,900 Waiting for a day when they may tower. 334 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:06,100 Only rising after the other has built them a structure. 335 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,100 Okay. 336 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:13,980 Alright, so first one reminds me of the story of ancient Egyptians and how they viewed the 337 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,660 god of death and the god of light. 338 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:26,020 The Egyptians believed that every night the god of death who's set would kill the sun, 339 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:32,180 which was the sun, but also the sun of the god of light Horus. 340 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:36,620 But then every morning a new sun would arise. 341 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:41,740 So in thinking about that and listening to both the poems, I'm going to have to say 342 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:46,460 again Chachi P.T. wrote the first one and you wrote the second one. 343 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,740 Now which one is your favorite? 344 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:48,740 Oh definitely. 345 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740 Oof. 346 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:50,740 Oof. 347 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,780 I kind of like the second one because it ends on a high note. 348 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:57,020 You know the light and the dark working together which is how it should. 349 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,700 Ding ding ding ding ding! 350 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,020 Thank you. 351 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:04,580 My inspiration behind that one was yes the idea that the battle between night and day 352 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:08,420 is useless battle because they depend on each other. 353 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:11,220 The way that good and evil can't really exist without each other. 354 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,140 Night and day must also exist. 355 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:17,460 The line I think I'm most proud of is yeah my ending. 356 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,980 Waiting for a day when they may tower. 357 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:22,740 Only rising after the other has built them a structure. 358 00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:23,740 Yup. 359 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:28,740 So yeah no I'm actually really pleased that you liked that and that you saw through that. 360 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,700 I will say Chachi P.T.'s poem was good. 361 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,700 Yeah. 362 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,780 Like I said it pulled a lot from Egyptian. 363 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:39,460 Yeah and I absolutely liked its imagery of the velvet wave consuming the gold. 364 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,460 Yes. 365 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,460 I thought that was really interesting. 366 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,700 Okay so we're going to do it again. 367 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,580 Do the check on Google. 368 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:55,420 And note that those exact words pulled together do not exist anywhere else wholesale. 369 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:59,620 So Chachi P.T. gets a point on that one. 370 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,620 These points don't compete with your points. 371 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:07,020 The points in not having stolen something don't earn it anything. 372 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,020 No. 373 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:11,300 It just means it's doing its job well and it's taking these pieces and putting them 374 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:17,780 together in a way that a 10th grade English teacher would never be able to tell on some 375 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,540 kid's homework which is happening right now somewhere. 376 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,540 Yup. 377 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:27,860 Oh I would be using AI constantly in school now. 378 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:30,420 Same here because I hated doing homework and if I could just have something else do my 379 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,420 homework fucking for me. 380 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:36,820 If I basically it's the same way I look at it with game creation and one of the people 381 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:39,540 in game development recently said this too. 382 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:44,940 If we can get AI to do all the boring crap and repetitive stuff and then let us do all 383 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:50,780 the super creative stuff around it, automate the stuff we don't want to do and then we'll 384 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,780 do the rest. 385 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:56,220 And heck the other day I told you I was so excited I had Chachi P.T. help me figure out 386 00:16:56,220 --> 00:17:00,660 what was wrong with my code in programming C sharp and Unity. 387 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,260 It figured the thing out and showed it to me. 388 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:06,320 I was like oh cool now I can continue doing my projects. 389 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,320 So it has its uses. 390 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:12,260 It has to be used correctly corporations out there. 391 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,260 Yeah. 392 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,780 Anyway let's get to something wacky. 393 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:16,780 Why don't we? 394 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:17,780 Hell yeah. 395 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,780 Is this about cheese? 396 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,980 Oh God is one of them about cheese? 397 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,300 What about tacos? 398 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,980 There is cheese in one of them. 399 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:27,580 There is cheese in one of them and then there's another one that's about food. 400 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,580 Hell yeah. 401 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:35,740 So we went with the more meaningful ones first that were also sad but then had philosophy 402 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:36,740 behind them. 403 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:37,740 Yes. 404 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,740 Now we're going wacky. 405 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:39,860 Oh shit. 406 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:45,540 The premise that gave Chachi P.T. was come up with five wacky themes for short form poetry. 407 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,820 And we're going to go one at a time. 408 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:47,820 You keep looking that way. 409 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,420 Don't screen cheat. 410 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,060 And we'll go with the first premise. 411 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:55,380 The first premise was the day my socks rebelled. 412 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,800 Oh fuck. 413 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:01,660 So I will figure out which one I want to read first and let's go. 414 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:07,820 Upon a day of treacherous temps my socks they made an escape attempt. 415 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:14,260 Soiled with sweat and wanting for more they crawled away to a distant shore. 416 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,260 That's one. 417 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,260 Okay. 418 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,380 And the other. 419 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,940 My socks grew legs and ran away. 420 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:23,140 Were tired of feet they yelled in dismay. 421 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,180 They marched out the door forming a line. 422 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:29,060 Now my toes are cold but their freedom's divine. 423 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:33,300 Okay the first one sounded like something that maybe a third grader wrote. 424 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,300 Okay. 425 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,300 I mean it was just kind of very generic and basic. 426 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300 Yeah. 427 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,580 The second one though is kind of funny at the end. 428 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,540 You know how again it's like a little bit of a positive uplift. 429 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:48,940 It's like yeah my socks are gone but hey my toes are out and sometimes especially during 430 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:49,940 the summer. 431 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:50,940 That's awesome feeling. 432 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:51,940 Okay. 433 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:57,900 So I'm going to go with you wrote the first one and Chachie P.T. wrote the second one. 434 00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:02,980 Oh my god this boy learned his lessons. 435 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,500 Because yes I did write a very juvenile poem. 436 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:09,580 I thought that the thing that would have tipped you off was that I put in something about 437 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,460 temperatures being bad. 438 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,460 Yeah. 439 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,140 Like because that's me every day. 440 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,740 My favorite part of the end of a work day. 441 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,780 I'm also surprised you didn't put something in about jizz. 442 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:24,100 No no no none of these are going to be in any way inappropriate because I bet that that 443 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,100 would give away the goose. 444 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:30,980 I mean I guess you could probably get Chachie P.T. to be a little inappropriate. 445 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,420 That's a lot harder than you think. 446 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,660 Yeah I guess. 447 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,060 They have her trained really well. 448 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:37,100 Okay good good dog. 449 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:41,340 Anyway no the my favorite thing about coming home from work is getting the shoes off getting 450 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,340 the socks off. 451 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:48,380 I chuck them over there in that pretty pile and I get my feet washed. 452 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,620 Best thing ever. 453 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:56,620 So Michael is actually up on on me myself and Chachie P.T. two to one. 454 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,620 Let's continue. 455 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,800 Yeah that's right motherfuckers. 456 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:04,700 So the next poem they're named Alien Breakfast Club. 457 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:10,740 I'm intrigued and also a little hesitant. 458 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:17,260 At dawn they gather from worlds afar sipping on juice from a glowing star. 459 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:22,700 With moon dust muffins and Saturn's jam they laugh at Earth's toast. 460 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,460 Ha what a sham. 461 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,460 That's one. 462 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,460 Don't laugh at her toast. 463 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,460 I like her toast. 464 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,680 Then the next one. 465 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:38,060 So just as the sun crests over the earth a UFO ponders mid-morning mirth. 466 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,560 What would these aliens love to chew on? 467 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,420 A breakfast of human brain on a bun. 468 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,900 Alright what do we got? 469 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:49,700 So first one sounded like it was written with a lot of whimsy. 470 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,700 Whimsy. 471 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:56,340 It was definitely on the more childish aspect of the whole thing. 472 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,140 You know with laughing at Earth's toast. 473 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,140 Earth has laughable toast. 474 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:01,140 No we do not. 475 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,140 I like our toast. 476 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,740 Don't diss our toast. 477 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:07,500 And with the whole getting jam from Saturn. 478 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,500 Saturn's jam. 479 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,140 Saturn's jam and then drinking liquid from a star. 480 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,620 Juice from a star. 481 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:17,580 And then the second one goes in the direction I would have went in. 482 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,980 And what I was thinking of. 483 00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:23,180 One of these is going to have to be a play on to serve man. 484 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,860 It's a good book. 485 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,860 That's where it went. 486 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,500 With the whole we're going to feast on human brains. 487 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,340 Which I don't know if aliens would really feast on human brains. 488 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,340 We don't know what they would want to eat. 489 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,740 Yeah we don't know what they would want to eat. 490 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,780 So maybe they study them by eating them. 491 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,820 I'm going to go with you wrote the second one. 492 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:40,580 ChatGPT wrote the first one. 493 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,260 Aw man I think you've got this game down. 494 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,340 You've got this game down. 495 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:49,180 I think I tipped my hat too much when I put in the human eating. 496 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:50,180 Kind of. 497 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:51,740 Now which one was your favorite though? 498 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:52,740 Oh the human eating. 499 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:56,420 I'm always down to watch some aliens munch on some morons. 500 00:21:56,420 --> 00:22:01,900 You know I was wondering though if you thought the Saturn's jam thing would be some sort 501 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,380 of sex or jizz thing. 502 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,020 No when I heard Saturn's jam. 503 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,020 Well think about it. 504 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:09,460 Saturn isn't Saturn the. 505 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,140 Which one's the leader of the Greek pantheon of God. 506 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,700 Or the Roman pantheon of God. 507 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,820 Is it Jupiter or Saturn? 508 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:16,820 So what is Saturn? 509 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:20,100 Oh okay Saturn is the god of time generation disillusion. 510 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,100 So Protos. 511 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,660 Yeah he was conflated with the Greek titan Kronos. 512 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:24,660 Okay. 513 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:28,940 Cause I know Pluto is the god of what death or is it death or war? 514 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,940 It was death. 515 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,940 And Pluto what yeah no Hades death. 516 00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:33,940 Oh so yeah he's the god of the underworld. 517 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:34,940 Alright so. 518 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,940 Can JPG steal any of that? 519 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:42,420 We'll go over see I don't think any of these will be but we can search for those at the 520 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,420 end. 521 00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:44,420 Alright. 522 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,420 I'll search all of them together. 523 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:46,420 All the silliness. 524 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,620 I'm a 3 to 1 if anybody else is keeping score. 525 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:52,260 Guys at the end of this episode comment what your score was. 526 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:53,260 Oh yeah. 527 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:56,180 I didn't even think about audience engagement. 528 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:57,180 That's great. 529 00:22:57,180 --> 00:23:01,340 It's almost like you were made for podcasting. 530 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:07,020 The chat GPT might have been programmed for podcasting. 531 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,900 Anyway here's our next poem. 532 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:12,500 I was told I have a face for radio. 533 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,500 Oh he does. 534 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,500 Anyway. 535 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,820 The lament of the misfit puzzle piece. 536 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:20,980 Oh hell I always hated those things. 537 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:21,980 You don't like puzzles very much. 538 00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:26,980 Oh no I like puzzles I just hate the fact that you almost dominated it. 539 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:29,980 One little piece and it's enough. 540 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:34,060 Oh I never had that problem because it was too organized and meticulous. 541 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:35,060 Anyway. 542 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:36,060 Number 1. 543 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:40,660 An answer to a question no one asked. 544 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:44,460 This puzzle piece lives for a time long past. 545 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:46,260 It fits in nowhere. 546 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,420 Not a space exists. 547 00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:52,260 But it keeps looking striving to persist. 548 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,260 Sounds like me. 549 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:54,260 So that's number 1. 550 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,260 Haha yeah. 551 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:58,740 I'm a quarter piece in a land of curves. 552 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:01,940 A rebel among swerves and swerves. 553 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,300 I'll never fit. 554 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,260 I'm out of place. 555 00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:08,260 Yet I dream of finding my own space. 556 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,700 So that's number 2. 557 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:14,980 Alright so the first one I definitely identify with because you know a missing puzzle piece 558 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:20,060 that's searching for a space that it never really can fit into. 559 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:23,260 It's constantly going to keep searching. 560 00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:26,020 The second one was just kind of basic for me. 561 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:30,940 And it just kind of described what a puzzle kind of is. 562 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:33,660 So and again I think ChatGPT tipped it's hat. 563 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:35,620 I'm going to go with you wrote the first one. 564 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:39,300 ChatGPT wrote the second one because it rhymes swerve with swerve. 565 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:44,700 Yeah that one I almost thought about switching ChatGPT's swerve out for something else. 566 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,700 And maybe it was just reiterating swerve. 567 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,380 Maybe it just liked swerve a lot. 568 00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,260 But yeah you're right on that one. 569 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,420 Up 4 to 1. 570 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:57,180 So in this case there's absolutely no way for ChatGPT to win. 571 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,180 Cool. 572 00:24:58,180 --> 00:24:59,180 But we're still going to continue. 573 00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:01,380 Alright that's perfectly fine. 574 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,540 Maybe now. 575 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,740 Maybe each of these ones should be worth 2 points. 576 00:25:04,740 --> 00:25:06,540 So ChatGPT could win. 577 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,540 Here's the thing. 578 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,020 I'm going to give you this. 579 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:15,780 If you think you can get a queen sweep on the rest of these and you double down you 580 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,020 will get Big Dick Energy win. 581 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:21,980 But if you don't take it you get average dick win. 582 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:25,260 But you have a guaranteed win. 583 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:30,460 Guaranteed average dick win where you go for Big Dick Energy win with the possible loss. 584 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,460 Oh boy. 585 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,580 What'll it be buddy boy? 586 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:34,580 Oh Jesus. 587 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,900 My mind is telling me to take the sure win. 588 00:25:37,900 --> 00:25:39,500 Mama didn't raise no bitch. 589 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,620 Gotta go for that Big Dick Energy. 590 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,780 Gotta go for that Big Dick Energy. 591 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:45,420 Alright so the next one. 592 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:50,500 As a huge lover of Garfield and all of his forms I'm pretty sure you're going to find 593 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,500 something to love here. 594 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:54,520 And also the fact that you're Italian. 595 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,020 It's the secret life of leftover lasagna. 596 00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:01,220 Italian night long past in the week. 597 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:05,140 I sit here cold and starting to reek. 598 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:09,020 Lasagna I am proud to be so. 599 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:12,180 If only this the people did know. 600 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:14,340 And the next one. 601 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:17,620 Beneath the cling film I sit alone. 602 00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:21,340 Dreaming of a plate not a cold zone. 603 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:25,020 Forgotten flavors I silently plea. 604 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:28,620 Will someone please remember me? 605 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:33,420 Alright so the first one definitely takes me down the line of what a... 606 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:38,100 It reminds me of a poem of what a piece of food that's been in the fridge for a little 607 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,540 bit would probably say. 608 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,300 Now the second one is more of a description of what it's feeling. 609 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:48,580 It wants to be remembered but it's also describing it being wrapped in a cling film in a Tupperware 610 00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:52,500 container of sorts and definitely in the fridge somewhere. 611 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,420 So this is definitely a difficult one. 612 00:26:55,420 --> 00:27:03,220 But if I have to choose and I have to make my pick I'm going to go with you wrote the 613 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,220 second one. 614 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:10,340 ChatGPT wrote the first one because you'd know that because I know you wouldn't forget 615 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,380 to wrap your leftovers. 616 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:18,020 Oh see so what a time what a time to make that bet. 617 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,320 Fuck me. 618 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,320 Because that's incorrect. 619 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,100 Four to three. 620 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:26,260 I thought you would have been tipped off by the fact that I threw in the word Italian 621 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,260 on that one. 622 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:28,260 I should have. 623 00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:31,340 And you know how much I love telling you you're Italian. 624 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:32,940 Even though you're only part Italian. 625 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:33,940 I know. 626 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:34,940 All right. 627 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,220 I didn't think ChatGPT would put in cling film. 628 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:40,020 Yeah see I would even call it cling film. 629 00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:41,020 I'd call it plastic wrap. 630 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,900 Yeah that's true. 631 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:44,500 Anyway we're down. 632 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,820 So it's also common. 633 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:48,700 Did you take the win or did you go for Big Dick Energy? 634 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,940 Oh I think I think everybody went for Big Dick Energy. 635 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:52,940 Big Dick. 636 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:53,940 Dick's out. 637 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:54,940 For Harambe? 638 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:55,940 For Harambe. 639 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:56,940 Absolutely. 640 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,940 Never stop. 641 00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:58,940 Never stop. 642 00:27:58,940 --> 00:27:59,940 Never put them dicks away. 643 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,940 We head out to Columbus and we get near Cincinnati. 644 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:04,580 We gotta pull our dicks out. 645 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:09,140 We have to face in the direction of Cincinnati and get them and get them winners shown. 646 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,140 Yep. 647 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,140 For Harambe. 648 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,140 So unjust. 649 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,140 Love those hands. 650 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,140 Okay next poem. 651 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:19,140 And yes I get it the meme is old. 652 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,620 I don't care. 653 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:25,620 I am old as well. 654 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,100 I love old memes. 655 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:31,820 I let memes seep and fester within my brain for all time. 656 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:36,340 I still think about all their base being belong to us you know. 657 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,340 It's fun. 658 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,540 I love Homestar Rudder. 659 00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:39,540 Strong Bad Email. 660 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:40,740 I love all kind of old stuff. 661 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:41,740 Sue me. 662 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:44,140 Anyway let's get to our last poem. 663 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,700 So this is for all the marbles. 664 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,460 This is for all them marbles. 665 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:50,260 If I lose I lose by a point. 666 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:51,260 And you'll have no Dick Energy. 667 00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,900 I'll have zero Dick Energy. 668 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,900 Anyway this poem is called. 669 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:57,340 I'm gonna have to rent a sad home. 670 00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:59,100 That should actually that. 671 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,340 Thank you for coming up with your own punishment. 672 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,700 Fuck me. 673 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:03,900 Thank you. 674 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:04,900 That's amazing. 675 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:08,900 And honestly maybe that should be a trend moving forward in this game of yours with 676 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:09,900 chat. 677 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:13,460 Maybe when you lose there should be punishments. 678 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,100 You don't get punished. 679 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:18,100 Because I can't be. 680 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:22,620 You already kidnapped me in my own home once. 681 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:25,700 And you know it still traumatizes me to this day. 682 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:28,700 I have the puttista. 683 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:33,980 Anyway our final poem is called When Clouds Had Personalities. 684 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,900 Clouds always have personalities. 685 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:36,900 Fuck you. 686 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,900 Yeah. 687 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:44,900 The grumpy cloud rolled in with a frown while giggly puffs danced over town. 688 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:51,020 They argued and spun causing rain and sun until the sky said. 689 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,020 Enough. 690 00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:53,020 You're done. 691 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:54,020 This guy's a dick. 692 00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,020 Yeah. 693 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,020 It can be. 694 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,020 Anyway. 695 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:58,020 Number two. 696 00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:02,620 Many eons passed in this world's orbit. 697 00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:06,300 The clouds were just a bit more absorbent. 698 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:10,380 Some jolly, some angry, others morose. 699 00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:12,820 Their emotional palette grandios. 700 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:13,820 Okay. 701 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:18,300 So here you are. 702 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,220 This is the moment of judgment. 703 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:21,220 Okay. 704 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:28,500 Sarah Connor looking at that fence and that bomb's about to drop. 705 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,260 So what future will you make? 706 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:32,700 Okay. 707 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:41,540 So this is definitely the hardest one because the first poem he used like giggly puff and 708 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,480 angry sky telling him that's enough. 709 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,380 When I say you use the words giggly puff I know how much of a fan of Pokemon you are. 710 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:53,140 It reminds me of giggly puff so I figured that would be something that would tip your 711 00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:54,340 hand. 712 00:30:54,340 --> 00:31:00,380 But you used a lot of how should I say AP English words to there was a lot of AP English 713 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:07,140 words in that second one to zhuzh it up a bit and you know how to play to my intellect 714 00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:08,700 and how I like. 715 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,820 I will say though chatubt has access to dictionary.com. 716 00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:13,820 I know. 717 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:16,180 So it could go either way. 718 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,180 That's what I'm saying. 719 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,020 This is a very difficult one. 720 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:23,420 But if I had to pick and you do have to. 721 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,420 Yeah. 722 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:28,260 I have to pick and I have to pick the correct one. 723 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:34,940 I feel that with the way there was such oomph in pronunciation and feeling behind that first 724 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:38,020 one at the end with the sky telling the clouds it's enough. 725 00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:44,460 I'm going to have to say that you wrote the first one and chatubt wrote the second one. 726 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:46,340 And that's your final answer. 727 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:47,340 Take it in baby. 728 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,340 I'm locking it in. 729 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,340 Big dick energy. 730 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,740 In about to be no dick energy. 731 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,300 But big dick energy. 732 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,300 Let's do it. 733 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:56,940 Oh, it's no dick energy. 734 00:31:56,940 --> 00:32:01,540 It's no dick energy. 735 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:04,540 I had the AP English words. 736 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:13,380 I am very proud that I rhymed morose with grandiose and just like that I lose five four. 737 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:18,660 I did earlier say the word morose to you in describing some of these poems. 738 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:19,660 I know. 739 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:25,900 And that was kind of a hint that at the time when I said the word morose, I said to myself, 740 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:33,540 shit, he's going to know that that word's on my brain and then we get out later on. 741 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:37,220 But he basically he fought himself through it. 742 00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:43,660 And any of you out there that say that me telling him that chatubt has access to dictionary.com 743 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:44,660 swayed him. 744 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:48,700 He was a big boy and I asked him if he wanted to have final answer. 745 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,700 He could have switched. 746 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:52,500 So I went for big dick energy and ended up with no dick energy. 747 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,500 I am a dickless freak. 748 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,500 Hey, you know what though? 749 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,500 Let's not say freak. 750 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,500 People are out there are allowed to have no dicks. 751 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,500 There's like a whole gender of them. 752 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:58,500 Okay, dickless wonder I guess. 753 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,500 You're a cisgender male with no dick. 754 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,500 Let's say that. 755 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:07,500 I'm going to keep losing these episodes, aren't I? 756 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,940 It's only because of my own. 757 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:11,940 I should have won this one. 758 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:15,580 I was going to say you could have literally just locked in a win. 759 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,580 I could have locked in a win. 760 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:17,580 Indeed. 761 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,580 And I would have given you that big dick energy. 762 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,580 You would have had it. 763 00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:22,780 It would have been yours to possess. 764 00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:26,060 But just like everything else in my life, I piss it all away. 765 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:29,020 Yeah, but you know, that's how gambling works. 766 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:30,620 And hey, it makes life fun. 767 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:33,620 This is why we don't go to the casinos. 768 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,620 Yeah, stay away from that. 769 00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:35,620 This is why I don't go to the casinos. 770 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:36,620 Okay. 771 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:41,180 I was up and I was like, come on, one more. 772 00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:42,660 Daddy needs a new pair of fuck. 773 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:47,180 Let me make sure I tell everybody that he was jacking off the air. 774 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:52,020 He may tell you he was playing fake craps, but I think he was jacking off the air. 775 00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,020 It was a combination of those. 776 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,020 Yeah. 777 00:33:55,020 --> 00:34:01,980 So, GatchBT wrote notes for both scenarios that could have ended this episode. 778 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:06,640 And the one I'm going to read is, no worries, Michael. 779 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:11,640 Poetry is all about interpretation and everyone sees it a little differently. 780 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:18,500 The fact that you couldn't tell them apart just means we're all in the same wavelength. 781 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:24,940 Keep diving into poetry like you're going to do when you write a sad poem. 782 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:25,940 You're doing great. 783 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:29,220 It says, not me. 784 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:32,180 I'll tell you you're doing great if you write a good sad poem. 785 00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:33,180 Fuck you, GatchBT. 786 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:36,940 I'm going to just do it now and get this over with. 787 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:37,940 No. 788 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,420 Writing and crafting a poem cannot be trivialized. 789 00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,900 You have to do it properly. 790 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:45,540 It needs to be written in good handwriting, not your chicken scratch. 791 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,020 I don't have good handwriting. 792 00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,020 In good handwriting, not your chicken scratch. 793 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,020 I should free-form a poem right now, motherfucker. 794 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,020 No, no, no. 795 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,020 We're not improving. 796 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:54,020 This isn't the improv. 797 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,780 You've got to craft this shit. 798 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:57,780 You have a week to craft it. 799 00:34:57,780 --> 00:34:58,780 It's got to be sad. 800 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:04,180 It has to make either my eyes cry or my dick cry. 801 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:05,180 One or the other. 802 00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:06,180 One or the other. 803 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:07,180 It's both. 804 00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:08,180 I'll take it. 805 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:12,540 One or the other. 806 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:20,860 So anyway, GatchBT just has one line that it wants to leave us off with. 807 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:27,300 And so, we drift on a breeze made of moonlight and marmalade. 808 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:40,900 Until next time. 809 00:35:40,900 --> 00:36:01,140 If you enjoyed the human stupidity of the words that were just said, why not click on 810 00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:27,420 the like button?