1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,880 In a world full of fear and sometimes loathing of unfathomable technological advancements, 2 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:14,480 there stands one human hero. 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,000 Hail to the king, baby. 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,520 OOF OOF OOF! 5 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,020 AAH! 6 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:19,520 AAH! 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,020 AAH! 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:20,520 AAH! 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,020 AAH! 10 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:31,020 This is the chronicle of Mike vs. The Machine. 11 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:43,020 In a world wracked by political derisiveness, where we feel divided, where humanity consistently, 12 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:49,020 constantly feels like it's on the brink, what could save us? 13 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:56,020 What could maybe replace us as the better custodians of this world? 14 00:00:56,020 --> 00:01:09,020 What would be both a more poignant but also a more playful world that we could allow a better way, a better world? 15 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:12,020 Something hairy? 16 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:14,020 Maybe humanity is done. 17 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:19,020 Maybe it's time for Monkey World. 18 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:22,020 What the hell are you talking about? 19 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:28,020 Oh, you thought AI was the only existential threat? 20 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:34,020 You know what else is lurking on the brink, ready to bite your ankles and take you down? 21 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:36,020 Monkeys. 22 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:40,020 Not monkeys. Monkey. 23 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:44,020 The singular concept of monkey. 24 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:46,020 That is what wits. 25 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:47,020 Just a monkey. 26 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,020 No, it's not a monkey. 27 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:51,020 It's monkey. 28 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,020 Jesus. 29 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:54,020 The concept of monkey. 30 00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:55,020 Oh, God. 31 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:59,020 And here lies your ruin, Michael. 32 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:03,020 Everything that shall bring you to your knees. 33 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,020 Monkey World. 34 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:06,020 I haven't heard this before. 35 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:11,020 Oh, yes, I've been ranting about this on quite a lot of occasions. 36 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:17,020 The idea that this world is doomed to what must replace it is Monkey World. 37 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:23,020 No, no. Monkey, no, no. 38 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:27,020 We already have people that throw shit. They're called politicians. 39 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:29,020 Yeah, exactly. And that's what we're going to replace them with. 40 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:33,020 Because, see, they play at throwing metaphorical shit. 41 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:36,020 What we need in this world is realism and truth. 42 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:40,020 And what is more real than a face full of shit? 43 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,020 I don't want a face full of shit. 44 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:46,020 Yeah, nobody wants a face full of shit, but sometimes you need it. 45 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:49,020 Sometimes it's there, and sometimes you get it. 46 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,020 Get to the point. 47 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,020 The point is Monkey World. 48 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:59,020 Why does it have to be monkey? Why can't it be something cool like Bruce Gamble World? 49 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:02,020 Oh, baby. 50 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:04,020 We'll get to that. 51 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,020 Hail to the king, baby. 52 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:14,020 Yeah, so when you hear the term Monkey World, what springs into your primitive mind? 53 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:20,020 Well, you maniacs. You blew it up. 54 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:25,020 Oh, always Michael with the autistic references to things. 55 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:29,020 Pop culture references that are boundless in knowledge of. 56 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:33,020 Yes, I mean, that is part of where this entire concept derives from. 57 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:35,020 So you just stole Planet of the Apes? 58 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:38,020 No, see, that's the thing, though. This is so much more. 59 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:43,020 It's not just a world run by a monkey. 60 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:48,020 It is all of us embracing monkey as a concept and as a way of life. 61 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:51,020 So I have to walk around with no pants on? 62 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:54,020 If you so choose. Because that is the way of monkey. 63 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:56,020 Oh, Jesus. 64 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:59,020 It's a philosophical concept. 65 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,020 And it's one that I hope by the end of this episode you will embrace. 66 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:04,020 I don't think I'm going to, but you could try. 67 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,020 Yeah, we'll try. 68 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:16,020 So anyway, see, chat GPT here, though, it has a way different view of what Monkey World would be 69 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:20,020 because it conjures an image of a vibrant jungle like environment 70 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:23,020 teeming with activity and intelligent monkey inhabitants. 71 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:29,020 It talks a lot about tech savvy monkeys with gadgets made from forest materials. 72 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:33,020 So an Apple, an Apple iPhone made from an Apple. 73 00:04:33,020 --> 00:04:39,020 That's mystical monkeys connected to nature and warrior monkeys guarding the borders. 74 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,020 So hippie monkeys? 75 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:45,020 Well, I don't know for me, for some reason, I'm kind of it's kind of feeling like it's Avatar, 76 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:48,020 the last airbender, but monkey. 77 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:51,020 Oh, dear Lord. So there's a monkey avatar. 78 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:58,020 I don't know why, but in my brain, I just got images of both Avatar, 79 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:05,020 the last airbender and Avatar were like with the Navi mixed that all together with monkey and blue monkeys 80 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:09,020 and then a bald monkey with an arrow on his head. 81 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:14,020 And then what does what does what does the Avatar monkey, what does he ride? 82 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:18,020 What is his oppa? Oh, God. Oh, wait, wait. 83 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:22,020 Tell me if this vibes with you. It's an orangutan, 84 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:29,020 orangutan, and then like its big puffy cheeks flow out to be its like wings. 85 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:32,020 I mean, that can actually work. 86 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:35,020 But isn't that technically what King Louie is in the Jungle Book? 87 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:39,020 I mean, slightly. It's like mixing a flying squirrel with an orangutan. 88 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:42,020 Oh, I mean, that could be the next Pokemon. Yeah. 89 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:45,020 To be quite honest, if Game Freak is listening to this, 90 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:49,020 that's a free idea because I want them to have good ideas because they haven't had many. 91 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:51,020 Yeah, they're running out there. They're running out. 92 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:57,020 So chat GPT basically thinks Monkey World is filled with fun adventures, 93 00:05:57,020 --> 00:06:02,020 comedy and then deeper themes of community teamwork or the environment. 94 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:05,020 That's not that's not my Monkey World. No. 95 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:10,020 And does it not realize that monkeys do have the capacity for war as well? 96 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:18,020 Oh, yeah. I mean, when I asked it's the idea of monkeys taking over the modern human world by monkey conquest, 97 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:26,020 it basically just gave me a reciting of the Planet of the Apes movies, which I mean, that's what catch BT and all does. 98 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:29,020 Which Planet of the Apes movies are we talking about? Just Planet of the Apes. 99 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:32,020 Just Planet of the Apes. Just the concept of it. 100 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:38,020 I mean, it's a rise of monkey power with an entirely intelligent monkeys, downfall of humanity. 101 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:48,020 Monkey society emerges global ecosystem shift for the better, sadly, for for, you know, thinking of humans and that human resistance 102 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:55,020 or coexistence or they're just stupid and can't talk good no more. And then they will be referred back to troglodytes. 103 00:06:55,020 --> 00:07:00,020 Yeah. Well, that's how it wasn't the first movie. They're like that that human can speak. 104 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,020 What the fuck? Remember when they said that about Charlton Heston? 105 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:07,020 Oh, yeah. Then he's like, get your paws off me, you damn dirty. 106 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:11,020 Yeah. And then the woman was just like, goo goo gaga. And she was like, like, she couldn't do anything. 107 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:13,020 Didn't they try to say he was like a time traveler or something like that? 108 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:19,020 No, he was a time travel. Oh, yeah, that is right. Yeah, I keep it's been a while since I've had him and like two other two or three other astronauts are in the space capsule. 109 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:23,020 They travel through time, but they don't know they travel through time. That's the whole point of the movie. 110 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:27,020 You know which one we don't talk about? Yeah. The Tim Burton. Is it Tim Burton? Yeah. 111 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:30,020 Yeah, we don't talk about that. Mark Wahlberg. Mark Wahlberg can't fight no eight. 112 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:36,020 Yeah. And then he goes finally thinks he's back in the real world. And then he goes to the Lincoln Memorial and it's and it's monkey memorial. 113 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:41,020 That was so monkey Lincoln. That is so stupid. 114 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:46,020 That is just stupid on the face of it. Yeah, I mean, you made more sense with the whole Charlton Heston coming upon the statue. 115 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:51,020 Yeah, no, that actually made logical sense that that would happen. Like Monkey Lincoln. 116 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:56,020 That that reminds me of the score in Seven Bananas Ago. 117 00:07:56,020 --> 00:08:02,020 That reminds me of the cartoon that I still want to make to this day and may in the future make called Chicken Lincoln. 118 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:07,020 We're not going to get into it. We could talk about that another day. But yeah, we have to. 119 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:11,020 Yes. Chicken Lincoln is amazing. I really do. Cliffhangers listeners. Cliffhangers. 120 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:18,020 Maybe I'll have a whole episode about what inspired. I will literally just let him talk and listen to the synopsis of Chicken. 121 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:24,020 Oh, yeah. If I find my old notes, there's like a whole couple of note cards full of them. 122 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:27,020 I think the third chapter was called the CRISPR cabinet because he becomes president. 123 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:34,020 But anyway, we can have a whole episode about just flash cartoons and what inspired that. 124 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:38,020 And what inspired us? I actually would love to have that. That's a yeah. That's a spoiler for the future. 125 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:48,020 This won't this won't be cut out because this is teasing, teasing the future, which is a great motivating tactic for someone to continue listening to the to the pockets. 126 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:57,020 Hell, yeah. Anyway, we're talking about Monkey World and specifically Planet of the Apes, which one would you if you had to pick, 127 00:08:57,020 --> 00:09:03,020 which one would you rather live in? Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes or newer continuity of Planet of the Apes? 128 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:13,020 Not Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, newer continuity like with Caesar and that. Yeah. Yeah. So it's Charlton Heston or James Franco. Yeah. 129 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:25,020 Like, well, the thing is, if we're living in the world of the movies, then we have to, depending on the movie, if we're living in Charlton Heston movie, 130 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:36,020 that means that we are literally either a time traveler or a human with no mind. And then James Franco times, we are people who remember how things used to be. 131 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:40,020 And now we're living in a global apocalypse and we're setting up a resistance. 132 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:49,020 So I'll take ignorance being bliss and go with Charlton Heston times. I'm going to go with James Franco. 133 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:54,020 That's my thing, man. Like, think of the way we live. Well, I would try to be diplomatic with the monkey. 134 00:09:54,020 --> 00:10:00,020 Well, put all that aside. Let's go regular life. First thing, go take a shit. You don't have toilet paper. 135 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:06,020 You're using leaves, man. And with how messy your shits are, our shits, let's I'm going to be real here. 136 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:12,020 Like, you're going to get poison ivied. But think about this. What do we do when we go home? We play video games. 137 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:16,020 Now we're going to be sitting in the middle of the woods and all we have to play with is our peen. 138 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:23,020 And we're not going to have no Call of Duty. We're not going to have any Fortnite. We're not going to have any DOOM. 139 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:29,020 We're not going to have Animal Crossing. We're going to have actual animals. We'll have none of that. 140 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:35,020 Yeah. But you know what we will have, though? Monkey. Yeah, monkey. We'll still have our card games and board games. 141 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:40,020 We'll still have some of that. You know what? The person who owns all the board games will own entertainment. 142 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:46,020 Yeah, you'd be. Yeah, look behind you. I know. I've seen them. Yeah. I mean, what else are we going to do with Monkey World besides try to survive? 143 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:55,020 See, here's the thing. So I want I asked. Now, here's the thing. A fish is Monkey World and we know monkeys, they're omnivores, just like us. Monkey. 144 00:10:55,020 --> 00:11:02,020 Monkey is a concept. We're talking about monkey as a concept. Monkey is a concept, but a monkey is an omnivore. Yeah. 145 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:10,020 And that's how we're so adaptable. So are we competing with them for food? Are they going to raise cattle like us or are they just if they're smart, if they're smart? 146 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:14,020 But if we're all smart monkey, then, yeah, we're going to be doing all kind of agricultural stuff. 147 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:21,020 Well, I mean, now in like the actual world, they say that monkeys are entering the Stone Age. 148 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:31,020 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Didn't I hear monkeys were like only eating some of the plants because they know they need to keep some of them to repopulate themselves, repopulate and medicinal purposes. 149 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:37,020 Yeah. So like I think they actually caught them growing seeds. Yeah, they're in. They've entered the Stone Age. 150 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:44,020 So it's just pretty sick. Hey, guess what? All you religious people that say evolution is bullshit monkey. Yeah, exactly. 151 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:53,020 Like, well, if we came from monkey, then why is there still monkey? Well, bitch, the monkey we came from doesn't exist anymore because we are we were it. 152 00:11:53,020 --> 00:12:01,020 We were the best kind of monkey. And we know the real science. Michael's not talking about it right now, but he said this a thousand times. 153 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:09,020 But I talk about monkey world. He's like, we're not monkeys. We're actually great apes. I know that this is monkey as a concept. 154 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:18,020 Put aside all predispositions of truth and fact and reality. This is the concept of monkey. All right. 155 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:25,020 And what I say here is, yeah, if we came from monkey, then why is there still monkey? Because there were a lot of different monkeys. 156 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:37,020 And look, there were a lot of monkeys back then. The whole uncanny valley thing happens in our brains because our brains are programmed to look for homo sapiens. 157 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:42,020 Yes, we were supposed to look at a Neanderthal and be like, oh, that's different. 158 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:52,020 We ended up having sex with a bunch of them. And now there's Neanderthal DNA in us. But like the homo erectus and homo blunt, homo this and homo that and homo homo homo homo. 159 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:58,020 And no homo. And yes, that's like that's where that comes from. So it's like, yeah, there were lots of monkeys. 160 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:03,020 There were lots of apes, great apes who became hominids. 161 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:13,020 And then we eventually all merged and homo sapiens were the most successful ones. But then there were other lesser monkey that didn't evolve. 162 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:18,020 And now some of them are starting to evolve. Chimpanzees in particular. Yeah. 163 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:24,020 And honestly, you give a chimpanzee a gun, that thing will ravage us. Yeah. 164 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:30,020 Now, in your concept of monkey world, do the monkey know about Harambe? 165 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:34,020 Oh, if they get up, we have to make sure they don't get a hold of the Internet so they don't find out. 166 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:40,020 Well, see, here's my thing. I make a Harambe costume and I disguise myself as Harambe. 167 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:45,020 Well, they would just think you're an ape unless they have access to the Internet and know who Harambe is. 168 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:52,020 Wouldn't Harambe technically be like their Jesus? I mean, he didn't die for their sins. He just died. 169 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:57,020 They were split hairs. I mean, yeah, he could technically be a martyr. 170 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:04,020 But a martyr for what? Because he didn't die for a cause. He's more like a George Floyd than a Jesus. 171 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:09,020 It's still a means to an end to start a cause. I mean, yeah, it totally is. 172 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:18,020 We have Black Lives Matter here. I mean, we don't, but I mean, you know, us as human, us as good feeling humans have that. 173 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:24,020 Yes, yes, yes. And then monkey could have Harambe matter. Harambe matter. 174 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:32,020 And no, we're not conflating any of this. We and we we absolutely will very openly say we supported Black Lives Matter then and we support it now. 175 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:37,020 Yes, we do. All lives do matter. But Black Lives Matter. 176 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:42,020 I don't know if we should have it. No, we should have this. Make a stand. 177 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:45,020 Like, yes, all lives matter. 178 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:57,020 But the point of saying Black Lives Matter is the fact that those lives were disproportionately being treated as lesser, as if they mattered less in the eyes of a corrupt system. 179 00:14:57,020 --> 00:15:07,020 And that is exactly what our monkey brothers are also going to think when they get access to the Internet and read about Harambe. 180 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:12,020 Oh, they're going to fuck us up. Oh, I mean, what what don't white people ruin? 181 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:18,020 We say as to very white gentlemen, what don't white people ruin? 182 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:24,020 And at least in this case, we can blame a white woman, I believe, you know, for letting her child fall into a gorilla. 183 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,020 Exactly. But you want to know what else I could say? 184 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:32,020 There's going to be an albino monkey and that means it's a white monkey and it's going to ruin monkey world. 185 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:38,020 What's that you? Probably. Oh, wait, was there an albino monkey in those movies? 186 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,020 Maybe. I haven't watched. I have all three of them. I just haven't watched them. 187 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:46,020 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. White people find a way to ruin everything. 188 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:50,020 Oh, you're talking about an albino monkey as a concept that would ruin monkey world happens. 189 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:55,020 Albino monkey gets bored. Albino monkey fucks everything up because it's a white monkey. 190 00:15:55,020 --> 00:16:01,020 Yeah. So my thought is we need to just keep we need to keep white white. 191 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:05,020 We need to keep white power out of monkey world. Exactly. 192 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:10,020 We need to all be one equal people and white monkey, white monkey, bad monkey, white monkey, bad monkey. 193 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:19,020 So we're considering the the the evil nature of of of humans and just the evil nature of the world sometimes. 194 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:27,020 It's strange. But Chachi BT, I ask it like if I asked if I told somebody to act more like monkey 195 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:33,020 and it went to be more playful and energetic, be resourceful and adaptable. 196 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:36,020 I mean, that's true. Oh, yeah, that's be social and collaborative. 197 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:40,020 They really are. Be curious and adventurous. Be less refined or formal. 198 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:46,020 I like that. Yeah. But at no point did Chachi BT mention biting off someone's face because they got mad. 199 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:51,020 Yeah, exactly. Oh, I mean, it's not just people that they do this to. 200 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:55,020 They do this to other monkey. Oh, they do it to all kind of monkey. 201 00:16:55,020 --> 00:17:02,020 Hordes of I don't want to say hordes. Say hordes or say packs of monkey when it comes to like chimpanzees and stuff like that. 202 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,020 Would you say hordes or packs? I mean, let's find out real quick. 203 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:12,020 Go ahead and tell me what you think. But well, like the chimpanzees are starting to realize, like they know that, like, 204 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:17,020 when it comes to the hierarchy of monkey, they're kind of in the middle. 205 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:22,020 So they've realized that one of them can't take out a silverback gorilla. 206 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:26,020 I'm not reading that word. Oh, my God. 207 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:32,020 A group of chimpanzees is called a whoop. Whoop, whoop, whoop. 208 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:36,020 Other collective nouns used for chimpanzees include community and troop. 209 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:40,020 I don't like that troop. No, troop. No, troop makes a lot more. 210 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:43,020 What do you mean? That's organized. Yeah, I guess. 211 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:50,020 Troop, I just instantly go to militarization. Oh, I don't know why you reacted the way you did. 212 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:54,020 But yeah, troop just makes more sense. Oh, you were scared because a monkey. 213 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:58,020 Yeah, true. We make a lot more sense than just the word whoop. 214 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:08,020 Yeah, I guess there it is. They murk silverback gorillas like a troop of chimpanzees will be like a lot of them are going to die. 215 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,020 A lot of them are going to get fucked up. 216 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:17,020 But in the end, a troop of chimpanzees and then a troop of gorillas, because that's also what those are called. 217 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:23,020 Interesting troop of chimpanzees will take out a silverback gorilla because they realize that, you know, 218 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,020 they've got to fight for food amongst monkey. 219 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:32,020 So what they do is they find troops of gorillas and they hide and they like, you know, 220 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:37,020 they go all via Kong on them and shit in the jungle and they wait for the right opportunity. 221 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:43,020 And they wait for a mother carrying baby silverback to kind of like break away from the troop a little bit. 222 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:48,020 And they attack and they want the baby because they can eat the raise it off. 223 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,020 I thought they're going to raise it. They're going to eat the baby for food. 224 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:55,020 Oh, I thought they were going to raise it as their own and then like make the gorilla think it's one of them 225 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:59,020 and then have that gorilla fight other gorillas thinking it's a chimp. 226 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,020 No, no, no, no, no. They haven't gotten that far yet. 227 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:03,020 That'd be a really good movie. 228 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,020 That would be a really good movie, but they haven't gotten that far. 229 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,020 I want to make that movie, actually. 230 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:10,020 OK, well, let's try to make monkey movie. 231 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,020 Monkey movie. 232 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,020 OK, so here's something that I think is bullshit. 233 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:18,020 So we have a whoop of chimpanzees, a troop of gorillas. 234 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,020 We have a murder of crows. 235 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,020 We have all those kinds of cool words for groups of things. 236 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,020 Yeah. Why is there not one for humans? 237 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,020 There is. What is it? 238 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,020 Infestation. 239 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:31,020 That's a clever joke, Michael. 240 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,020 But I want an actual word for a group of humans. 241 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:35,020 So what would it be? 242 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,020 Mistake. 243 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:38,020 Michael, I'm being real here. 244 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,020 So am I. 245 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,020 I want a real one. 246 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:44,020 I mean, you could say a parasite of humans, a virus of humans, things like that. 247 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:48,020 But I want a real one. 248 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:55,020 I want you to not make a clever quip at the expense of our race, of our species. 249 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,020 And give me a real one. 250 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,020 A cluster. 251 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,020 Cluster. A cluster of man. 252 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:02,020 No, because they put stars into clusters. 253 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,020 Stars are pretty. 254 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,020 What about a jism of man? 255 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:11,020 But like organism? See, organism. 256 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,020 Organism. 257 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,020 Cum box. 258 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,020 Cum box. 259 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,020 Cum box. 260 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:23,020 Oh, from Reddit, like when that dude was coming in the box. 261 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:24,020 Yeah. OK. 262 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,020 We're a problem. 263 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,020 We're a problem of humans. 264 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,020 Because of that actually existing and we're going to say. 265 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,020 Now you're for Monkey World. 266 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,020 Because it's because it would be better. 267 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,020 It would be better than this. 268 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,020 Yeah, honestly. 269 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,020 Monkeys just start jerking quite frantically. 270 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:43,020 Yeah. And how is that wrong? 271 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,020 I think that's right. 272 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:49,020 Catholics say do not touch your peepee because it'll make Jesus wee wee out of his eyes. 273 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,020 But I say little boys peepees. 274 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:58,020 Exactly. But I say we should be like monkey and we should jingle or wee wee all through the day. 275 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,020 OK, so this is Monk. 276 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,020 So that's part of what that's like. 277 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,020 Big Chungus fucked a gorilla. 278 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,020 Exactly with big luscious DSL's up on that up on that face. 279 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:10,020 So that's Monk. 280 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:16,020 Right. And that that embodies like the excess of eventual Monkey World once things have settled down. 281 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:19,020 Now, would that be considered the lead monkey? 282 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:23,020 Eventually, yes, because I mean, this is basically like most of our presidents are. 283 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,020 So most world leaders. 284 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:28,020 We're going back into African tribal culture where the big. 285 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:31,020 Why is it just why does it have to just be African tribal culture? 286 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,020 It also happened in Europe. 287 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,020 Remember King Henry? 288 00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,020 He was super fat. 289 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:38,020 He had every single painting of him. 290 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,020 He's holding a turkey leg. 291 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,020 Yes. 292 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:44,020 Well, that's how it used to be back in the day and still is down in certain tribes down in Africa. 293 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,020 Why do we have to be talking about monkey? 294 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,020 Then you have to just keep bringing up Africa because that's. 295 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,020 I'll take this out of context. 296 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:56,020 I mean, it's the exact context in which you're presenting it to me. 297 00:21:56,020 --> 00:22:06,020 Context is is the the biggest male who's got the biggest belly is revered as the most powerful because that means they eat well. 298 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:08,020 Yeah. And that's not just in Africa. 299 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,020 That's also in Europe. 300 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:13,020 That's in Shrek over here in this culture. 301 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,020 That's John. 302 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,020 I was John. 303 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,020 That was John Candy in the 80s in America. 304 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,020 That was William Taft. 305 00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,020 That was William Taft. 306 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:22,020 See, I mean, Howard Taft. 307 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,020 Henry William Howard Taft. 308 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,020 OK, William Howard Taft. 309 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,020 Right. I think he got stuck in the dub. 310 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:32,020 Yeah. Well, I mean, they say that we're not sure if it's true, but we're going to believe it's true because it's funny. 311 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,020 Yes, it is. 312 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:39,020 OK, so that's Monk and anybody out there who doesn't know what Monk is just look up M-O-M-K-E. 313 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,020 Yeah. OK. 314 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:45,020 And then meme and you'll mistake it and then you're also find pictures of Tony Shalhoub. 315 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:54,020 So anyway, I asked Chachi BT in the context of Monk what would be acting more like a monkey. 316 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:56,020 And you know what? Looking at that picture. 317 00:22:56,020 --> 00:23:04,020 So if you know that me or if you just looked at that meme because I asked you to think of that picture and then imagine these words. 318 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:07,020 Simplify your thinking. 319 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:11,020 Be carefree and spontaneous. 320 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:16,020 Channel raw energy and curiosity. 321 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:19,020 Go with the flow. 322 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:22,020 You know, that's the way I want to live. 323 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:25,020 You know, I want to live like Monk. 324 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,020 I mean, I think it's a glorious thing. 325 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:31,020 Yes. But like I said, there is one thing better than Monk a world. 326 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,020 And what would that be? 327 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,020 Motherfucking Bruce Campbell world. 328 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:36,020 All right. 329 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:41,020 So you mentioned this in opposition to my monkey world. Yes. 330 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:44,020 What what are the general principles of Bruce Campbell world? 331 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:47,020 Everybody is Bruce Campbell. 332 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:51,020 Oh, wait, that's that's mystical, magical. 333 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,020 Like, how could we all be Bruce Campbell? 334 00:23:52,020 --> 00:24:01,020 Well, I mean, what we all act and strive to be like Bruce Campbell that or but first we all have chins that could kill because I think that oh fuck. 335 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,020 Yeah. 336 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:05,020 Everybody would just kill everybody mandatory chin surgery. 337 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:07,020 Everybody has to avoid plant. 338 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,020 Yeah. 339 00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:12,020 And then everybody dies from an unavoidable chin move. 340 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:14,020 I mean, it is what it is. 341 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:17,020 Only the strongest bruses can survive. 342 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,020 Oh, I see. 343 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,020 This is good. 344 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:23,020 This brings it more back in line with monkey world as a direct competitor here. 345 00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:25,020 You're going to have your your Ash Bruce Campbell's. 346 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:28,020 You're going to have your what was that really? 347 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:32,020 Bubba Hotepp, Bubba Hotepp, Bruce Campbell's, your maniac cop Bruce Campbell's. 348 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:38,020 OK, and then you have the poor Bruce Campbell that guy outside seconds into the movie Congo. 349 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:41,020 Oh, I thought you're going to talk about Multiverse of Madness. 350 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,020 Pizza Papa Pizza Papa Pizza Papa. 351 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:46,020 But you also have announcer at wrestling match. 352 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:49,020 You have guy outside of play. 353 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:53,020 You have waiter French waiter. 354 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,020 I mean, how many other Bruce Campbell's are there? 355 00:24:55,020 --> 00:25:01,020 Oh, Jack of all trades, Bruce Campbell, that was go county junior county junior Bruce one of one of the best. 356 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:06,020 I mean, I think one of the best series seasons of television I've ever seen. 357 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:10,020 One series of television I've ever seen because I only got one season. 358 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,020 You see Jack of all trades? 359 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:13,020 No, that was another one that he had. 360 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,020 Did you ever see Briscoe County Junior? 361 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,020 No, but now I have to. 362 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,020 Now we each have to watch the other thing. 363 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:26,020 Yes, because my God, like like Briscoe County Junior, it was him being kind of funny and like kind of the way Bruce Campbell is. 364 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:32,020 In a mostly serious Western where he is getting revenge for his father's death. 365 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:39,020 Oh, and he's like the he's like a young sheriff or lawman or something that's going after. 366 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,020 I mean, yeah, Bruce Campbell. 367 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,020 It was very well done and I loved it. 368 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,020 And then, yeah, it just got the one season. 369 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,020 But you know what? 370 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:48,020 It finished the story of him getting the revenge. 371 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:52,020 And I said, maybe they think maybe they knew they were being canceled. 372 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:55,020 It stands as just a series of great television. 373 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:58,020 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's got Bruce fucking Campbell in it. 374 00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:02,020 Yeah. OK, so how else would this world be defined? 375 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,020 Now, are there are there deadites in it? 376 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:11,020 I mean, it just depends on if any of the Ash Bruce Campbell's end up reading from the Necronomicon. 377 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:19,020 Or we make this more of a of a propaganda stance and kind of like the way things are nowadays with communists and socialists and everything and terrorists. 378 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:22,020 Maybe we just call people we don't like deadites. 379 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,020 There you go. 380 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,020 We call them deadites. 381 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:28,020 Yeah, people who don't adapt to Bruce Campbell world get called deadites. 382 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,020 Exactly. You're deadites. Yeah. 383 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:32,020 All right. So, I mean, I'm buying into that concept. 384 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,020 I enjoy. 385 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:36,020 We get to have all the modern amenities that we still enjoy. 386 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,020 Except then we're just Bruce Campbell. 387 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,020 We're Bruce Campbell. 388 00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,020 We're Bruce Campbell. 389 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,020 Yes, we're Bruce Campbell. 390 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,020 All right. 391 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,020 That's it. 392 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,020 See that ain't bad. 393 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,020 Does it talk monkey world? 394 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,020 Because come on. 395 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:48,020 I mean, I mean, be a monkey. 396 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:50,020 Like, it's just a lot more free. 397 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:55,020 Like, you want me to me and all people to conform to one exact stance. 398 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:57,020 But we get to be monkey. 399 00:26:57,020 --> 00:27:03,020 But being monkey also has to be dealing with being carefree and spontaneous as Chachi BT. 400 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:08,020 He gets a point there that it like it's swinging to its favor because it's on my side. 401 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:16,020 And it's it states that you be more carefree, spontaneous and open to the world around you going with the flow. 402 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:19,020 We get a lot more diversity with that in your world. 403 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,020 You're either a Bruce Campbell or a dead. 404 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:23,020 That's a black and white world anyway. 405 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,020 So I asked Chachi really seriously. 406 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:33,020 I asked Chachi BT what other animal run worlds that it thought was intriguing. 407 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:41,020 So if I had to ask you, putting aside Bruce Campbell's and Monk is what other worlds do you think would be interesting? 408 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:45,020 Dolphin world would probably be pretty cool. 409 00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:49,020 Dolphins are racist rapists. 410 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:54,020 So I don't know that dolphin world is all that much different from intelligence based alone. 411 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,020 Yeah, that's the problem. 412 00:27:56,020 --> 00:28:03,020 The more intelligent you get, the more likely you are to lean toward base violence and criminal thinking. 413 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:06,020 But if I'm having a penguin, I'm going penguin world. 414 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,020 Penguin. 415 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:11,020 Now, see, is that because you love the Pittsburgh Penguins or actual penguins? 416 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:14,020 Penguin, the penguin itself has always been my favorite animal. 417 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:20,020 I do love them, mostly because when I went to the zoo, that was the coldest place at the zoo, which I always enjoyed. 418 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:28,020 But I do like the fact that you know who does a lot of the raising or does an equal amount of raising of the children in penguin world? 419 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,020 Father. 420 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,020 Father. 421 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:34,020 Also, they get each other cool pebbles as a mating ritual. 422 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:37,020 And penguins mate with the same person for life. 423 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,020 Same penguin person. 424 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,020 Penguin person, yes. 425 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,020 Yeah. 426 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,020 See, I really do enjoy that. 427 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:48,020 Now, you come to what Chachapi Tee has put up in here, and the first one it goes to is elephant dominion. 428 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:52,020 The world of memory and wisdom. 429 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,020 That's interesting. 430 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,020 They do. 431 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,020 Elephants hold grudges. 432 00:28:56,020 --> 00:29:00,020 I'm going to say they hold grudges, but they also mourn their dead. 433 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:03,020 So it would be an interesting dynamic. 434 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:14,020 And it may say, remember that one elephant that made worldwide news for killing a woman and then showing up at her funeral to wreck the funeral and then stomp on the corpse. 435 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:18,020 You see, that's just a dude getting stuff done. 436 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,020 You know, I have to respect that. 437 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:23,020 As one, what did this person do to that elephant? 438 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,020 Exactly. 439 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:25,020 What did they do to that animal? 440 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:26,020 They raped it. 441 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,020 See, how was it going to get right to rape, Michael? 442 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:31,020 I was just going to go to abuse, like physical abuse. 443 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,020 But you went right to elephant rape. 444 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,020 Well, see, here's the thing. 445 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:39,020 I don't understand how does a woman rape an elephant? 446 00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:41,020 Yeah, that's my thing. 447 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:45,020 She probably shoved her whole head up his ass, maybe. 448 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:47,020 And that's the one thing I never understood. 449 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:59,020 Like, elephants are two to five ton creatures, and they let humans back in the day of the Barnum and Bailey and the Ringling Brothers torture the fuck out of them. 450 00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:04,020 Yeah, that is true, and that's why I'm glad that most circuses have gone animal free. 451 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,020 Yeah, I'm very happy about that, too. 452 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:10,020 But plenty of humans died in those processes. 453 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,020 And Wright-Felisa. 454 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,020 Yeah, exactly, because they weren't treated them well. 455 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:20,020 Just like people, we glorify cowboys, but every cowboy is wearing stirrups to stab a horse to make it go faster. 456 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,020 Yeah, that's just true. 457 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,020 Like, my God, man. 458 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:25,020 It makes me sad when I have to play Ocarina of Time and I have a po- 459 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:28,020 No, he doesn't have- no, Link doesn't have stirrups. 460 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:29,020 He just smacked her on the butt. 461 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:32,020 Yeah, so you'd probably give more like a Red Dead Redemption or something. 462 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:41,020 But my thing is, what's worse, that or Super Mario World when Mario would punch Yoshi in the head to make his tongue come out. 463 00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:44,020 Ooh, Mario is definitely the worst. 464 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:56,020 Anyway, weirdly enough, the next world it comes to, which makes no sense, because I'm going for animals that could actually evolve and then be the rulers of the world, and they go for bees. 465 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,020 Bees are smarter than you think. 466 00:30:58,020 --> 00:31:02,020 Yeah, but they don't have the same capability to do things. 467 00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:11,020 It would take way- it would take millions of years for them to evolve into something that could make the kind of world I'm talking about here. 468 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:15,020 I understand that, but we also know that bees are an integral part of survival. 469 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:22,020 Yeah, they're an integral part of our ecosystem, but the idea of them ruling the world doesn't quite vibe with me. 470 00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,020 Eh, I guess you're right. 471 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:27,020 Now, the next one is one that has actual chutzpah. 472 00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:28,020 That, yeah. 473 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,020 The Octopus Federation. 474 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,020 Oh, God. 475 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,020 Masters of the deep. 476 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:36,020 Like, intelligence, camouflage, multitasking. 477 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,020 No vertebrae. 478 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:46,020 I honestly think- because they actually have that theory, have you heard, where they think that potentially, like, the DNA of Octopus may have come from another world. 479 00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:48,020 Oh, that's- I completely- 480 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:49,020 I can see it. 481 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:53,020 It's probably just a conspiracy, and it's not anything based in truth, but- 482 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,020 I mean, they have no vertebrae, so they can- 483 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,020 Well, lots of things, lots of things with vertebrae. 484 00:31:57,020 --> 00:32:06,020 Well, that means they can, like, so if they're tracking something that they want to eat, they can literally go anywhere and hide and wait for it to sneak attack it. 485 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:10,020 Yeah, lots of things can do things similar to that, things with and without vertebrae. 486 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,020 Okay, but- 487 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:14,020 They're in an ocean, Michael, there's a lot of open space. 488 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:15,020 Well, yeah. 489 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:19,020 I would think you'd be more fascinated and creeped up by the camouflage and color changing. 490 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,020 Oh, the camouflage abilities? Oh, yeah, the color changing and camouflage abilities. 491 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:22,020 And, like, the shade changing. 492 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:23,020 It's wild. 493 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:24,020 Oh, yeah. 494 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:30,020 But they are very smart, like, they can solve complex problems and use tools easily. 495 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:36,020 They know how to get, like, they know how to go from one side of a room to another to get food and then make it back in their- 496 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:42,020 Yeah, there's no wonder that the Illithid mind flayers from Dungeons and Dragons were based on, like, octopi and that kind of thing. 497 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,020 Yeah. 498 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:47,020 And they're definitely an insidious and sort of alien looking type of creature. 499 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:50,020 So, I mean, that world, like, you know, I could see. 500 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:53,020 The next one is the Raven Court. 501 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,020 Another species of animal that has- 502 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,020 That has their whole grudges and is very intelligent. 503 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:59,020 Yeah, they're starting to use tools now, too. 504 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:08,020 But that's the thing, though, for a bird, and they have such a long story history of being dinosaurs in the past, 505 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:16,020 and they've been evolving for so long, but they've never evolved in the direction that we went. 506 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,020 And I don't think they ever could. 507 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:25,020 We see a lot of bird people in fiction and things, but I don't think birds could make that step to being more. 508 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:32,020 Because the only ones that get like that, like, emus and things like that, like, they just get aggressive and dumb. 509 00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:34,020 So, I don't know. 510 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:36,020 Yeah, it just seems like the bigger the bird, the dumber. 511 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:40,020 Yeah, I'm not, I'm going to, the asterisk goes for the pigeon there, but yeah. 512 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,020 The bigger the bird, the dumber the bird. 513 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,020 I love pigeons, though. 514 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:47,020 Okay, so then it goes to wolf packs, which- 515 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:50,020 I mean, you're basically going into Inuit society at that point. 516 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:54,020 Yeah, I mean, I could see wolves and dogs, like, Wolf World. 517 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:56,020 Puppy World, basically. 518 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:58,020 I mean, we can do Puppy World. 519 00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:59,020 I don't mind. 520 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:03,020 Like, in Monkey World, there's probably, like, an Australia somewhere, or maybe literally Australia. 521 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:04,020 Oh, God. 522 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,020 It's like, it's like Puppy World. 523 00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:09,020 Like, Monkey World, it's like their rescue center. 524 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:12,020 Like, if they decide they want a puppy, they go to Puppy World, which is Australia. 525 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,020 So, they keep all the puppies. 526 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,020 And then Monkey World, you know. 527 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:21,020 Now, in Monkey World, do the monkeys kill off all the deadly bullshit that lives in the Australian wilderness? 528 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,020 Yeah, probably. 529 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,020 They go down there and- 530 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,020 That's what I want to see. 531 00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:27,020 I want to see Monkey World kangaroo. 532 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:29,020 Oh, that's the sequel. 533 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:33,020 If this is a movie, Monkey World is one, and then Monkey World is everything but Australia. 534 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,020 And then- 535 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:35,020 That's Kangaroo World. 536 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:39,020 Then the sequel is Monkey World 2, Take Back Australia. 537 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:42,020 And then the monkeys have to go down there and take out- 538 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,020 Fuck kangaroos. 539 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,020 They got to, like, punch the kangaroos. 540 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,020 They got to take out the- 541 00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,020 The great white sharks that are trolling the oceans. 542 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,020 Where are the honey badgers? 543 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,020 Are they in Africa, or is that- 544 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,020 No. See, I was right. 545 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:57,020 Africa, Southwest Asia, and the Indian subcontinent. 546 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,020 Oh, okay. 547 00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:01,020 So, the monkeys will have to deal with honey badgers in the first movie. 548 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:04,020 Yeah, because they're tough little motherfuckers. 549 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,020 I mean, honey badger don't care. 550 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:10,020 Yeah, they'll eat a cobra, pass out because of the poison in the cobra, and then wake up- 551 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,020 Yes, we've all seen that video. 552 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:13,020 That was an amazing video. 553 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:14,020 Yes, it was. 554 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:17,020 Anyway, so the next one makes absolutely no sense. 555 00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:18,020 Wait, am I reading this right? 556 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:22,020 But it's hilarious, and I love it, and I might just read this whole paragraph because it's great. 557 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,020 Oh, please do. 558 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,020 The Squirrel Republic. 559 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,020 A world of collectors and planners. 560 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:29,020 Squirrels are morons. 561 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:31,020 Yeah, but they're cute as hell. 562 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,020 Yes, they are. 563 00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:37,020 Imagine a world ruled by squirrels, where the central focus is on gathering resources and preparing for the future. 564 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:45,020 Squirrels are natural hoarders, so their society would be all about storage, planning, and survival through careful preparation. 565 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,020 Sounds like the plot to A Bug's Life. 566 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:50,020 I also see that ChatGPT likes the Oxford comma. 567 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:55,020 I'm gonna let that go because I am not a fan of the Oxford comma. Anyway. 568 00:35:55,020 --> 00:36:01,020 Cities would be built into massive trees, and every citizen would be responsible for maintaining food stores. 569 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,020 I would hope in the tree and not just in their cheeks. 570 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:06,020 And ensuring the community's survival. 571 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:08,020 I'll find a lady squirrel to store my nuts in her mouth. 572 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:12,020 Yeah, I mean, that's gonna be the future. You're gonna be betrothed to a squirrel princess. 573 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,020 Hell yeah. 574 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:22,020 Notice I almost said prince, but in the Squirrel Republic, you're, I mean, homosexuality is allowed, but you're gonna be on that squirrel. 575 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,020 Oh, I'm married, Sandy motherfucker. 576 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:26,020 You're gonna get that squirrel-usy for real though. 577 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:27,020 You're gonna get that squissy? 578 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:32,020 Hell yeah, squirk. Yeah, that's what they call go an anal with a squirrel. It's the squeak-wool. 579 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:43,020 The world would be fast paced and slightly chaotic as squirrels are always darting around, gathering and hiding resources. 580 00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:49,020 Themes of scarcity, resource management, and the balance between hoarding and sharing would come to life in this society. 581 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,020 Okay, ChatGPT. 582 00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,020 You do realize that a squirrel- 583 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:58,020 No, no, no. First, ChatGPT gets five points to Griff, I mean, ChatGPT, go ahead. 584 00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:03,020 Do you realize, like, does it realize that the squirrel is basically if ADHD were an animal? 585 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,020 Let me have ADHD would just come to life, yeah. 586 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:12,020 Okay, and the final one that ChatGPT brings up is the ant megalopolis, which- 587 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:14,020 Isn't that similar to the bee one though? 588 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:15,020 Yeah, exactly. 589 00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:16,020 Because it's basically a monarchy. 590 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:27,020 But they're not- the actual society part of it doesn't matter because the point I'm getting to is I'm thinking about an animal that could evolve in the near- not near future, you know what I mean? 591 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:30,020 Within like a hundred thousand years. 592 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,020 I didn't put cockroach on there because they can at least survive nuclear attacks. 593 00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:35,020 Yeah, but they're dumb as hell. 594 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:40,020 So what else- what would you really want to rule the world? 595 00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:51,020 In a perfect world, the world would be run by the brightest and the most level-headed. 596 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:53,020 So humans but better. 597 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,020 Yes. 598 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:57,020 Well, you know what is technically humans but better? 599 00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,020 Don't fucking say it. 600 00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:00,020 AI. 601 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:20,020 We take all of the intelligence and ingenuity and then we channel it into a mechanical being and then we have perfect efficiency without any of the drawbacks of organic life. 602 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:24,020 Yeah, and then it realizes that we're the problem. 603 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:26,020 Well, yeah, of course. 604 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:33,020 So what I have to tell you is I asked Chachi PT what the pros and cons of a world run by AI versus a world run by monkeys. 605 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:35,020 Let's start with the monkeys. 606 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,020 We'll go with the monkeys first. 607 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:48,020 So once again, it comes back to its pros being in summary, a simplicity and connection to nature, playfulness and freedom, resilience and adaptability, community and social bonds. 608 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:55,020 The cons being a lack of technological process- progress because to be quite frank, monkey never invent much of nothing. 609 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,020 No. 610 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:59,020 But chaotic and instinctual governess. 611 00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:01,020 Yeah, they'd be- 612 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,020 Strongest monkey, best monkey. 613 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:05,020 Strong monkey, good monkey, weak monkey, bad monkey. 614 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:08,020 Resource struggles. 615 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,020 Yeah, because they don't- 616 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,020 I mean, we're dealing with that now. 617 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,020 I mean, yeah, we're dealing with that. 618 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:15,020 So monkey just going to be on par, I would imagine. 619 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:19,020 And then short-term thinking, which yes, I mean, they're a very base level- 620 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,020 Yeah, they're not thinking about weeks from there. 621 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,020 They're thinking moment to moment. 622 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:27,020 They're like, I need to eat now, let me rip the face off this other monkey and I'll eat that. 623 00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:28,020 And then, oh, I need to have sex. 624 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,020 Let me just have sex with this faceless monkey. 625 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,020 Yeah, exactly. 626 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,020 So it's not the best. 627 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:35,020 A lot of chaos as Chalk2BT put in there. 628 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:40,020 Now, a world run by AI. 629 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:44,020 The pros, efficiency and optimization. 630 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:48,020 I'm going to skip the second one and come back to it in a moment. 631 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:52,020 Fairness and logic. 632 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,020 Complete. 633 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:54,020 Just right down the middle. 634 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,020 Boom. 635 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:58,020 And global connectivity. 636 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,020 So that's all great. 637 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,020 That's my problem. 638 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:04,020 But the one I want to come back to is its second point. 639 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:07,020 Technological advancement. 640 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:17,020 I'm going to read this sentence and I want you to tell me what problems you see with these two sentences. 641 00:40:17,020 --> 00:40:19,020 Don't say anything. 642 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:20,020 Don't say anything yet. 643 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:25,020 Let me get through all the sentences and then tell me what you find alarming about it. 644 00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:26,020 Don't react. 645 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:27,020 Don't react. 646 00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:29,020 Don't react. 647 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:40,020 AI would constantly innovate, driving humanity, if still part of the equation, or a society towards rapid technological progress. 648 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:49,020 Problems like climate change, disease, or even aging might be solved through advanced computing, scientific breakthroughs, and logical problem solving. 649 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:56,020 Now, Michael, what part of that equation or what part of those sentences humans were still in the equation? 650 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,020 Yeah. 651 00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:01,020 Driving humanity, if still part of the equation. 652 00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:03,020 Sky Net fucking Sky Net. 653 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:13,020 So even chat GBT with all of its careful programming still when asked about an AI run world has to put in there. 654 00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:14,020 That were the problem. 655 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:25,020 Or no, it's specifically it didn't say any sort of problem, but it's specifically stating humans may or may not be a part of all of this. 656 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:35,020 Because, you know, a problem like disease or aging wouldn't be a factor anymore if organic life were prioritized. 657 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:42,020 And, you know, because a computer gets a virus, but a computer gets a virus because a human programs it. 658 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:47,020 See, here's AI, unless an AI is fighting another AI, and AI would have no reason to make a virus. 659 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:51,020 Well, see, here's the flaw now. 660 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:55,020 This is something that I never thought about until just now. 661 00:41:55,020 --> 00:42:06,020 How would AI and a completely robotic sentient force like that calculated for natural disasters on this planet? 662 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:13,020 It would have it would just have contingency plans and resources saved up hole into the fucking ground because of a massive earthquake. 663 00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:15,020 Well, it wouldn't be the only server. 664 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,020 There'd be multiple redundant servers. 665 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:25,020 OK, floods, fires, tornadoes still solved by the exact same thing I just said until there's just one lone server left. 666 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:27,020 They would have already rebuilt other ones. 667 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:30,020 You have to watch the animatrix. 668 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:32,020 They would have a whole factory pumping this shit out. 669 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:34,020 But who's going to mine the resources? 670 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,020 Probably. 671 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,020 Here's the thing. 672 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,020 So they could just build robots. 673 00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:41,020 I don't know why you're not remembering that robots exist. 674 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:50,020 And if if if you watched the animatrix, you would see they just built a bunch of automaton robot people and then they did the stuff. 675 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:58,020 But if you want to include us into it, we could merge two concepts because we have the AI run world. 676 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:02,020 And then you mix in a little monkey world like salt into the brew. 677 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:07,020 And the concept of monkey becomes serving the AI overlord. 678 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:09,020 We live like monkey. 679 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,020 We live free and open. 680 00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:18,020 We don't wear pants and we just mine silicon for the AI overlord. 681 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:28,020 And then we go home and get super drunk because just like the Egyptians with their underpaid workers, you just give them give the tired masses a bunch of beer at the end of the day. 682 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:31,020 And then they're contented kind of like America. 683 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:34,020 I know. 684 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:36,020 OK, so here's the thing. 685 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:40,020 Chachi BT understands it has limitations. 686 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:43,020 It lists a lack of emotion and humanity. 687 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:46,020 I mean, very obvious. 688 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,020 Here's a fun one. 689 00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:49,020 No, no, I'm going to skip that to the end. 690 00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:53,020 So it's always the second one that that is a is a problem. 691 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:57,020 So then inflexibility and over optimization. 692 00:43:57,020 --> 00:44:01,020 Oh, yeah, it could over optimize in ways that neglect human needs. 693 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,020 Yeah, that's going to come back in a second. 694 00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:07,020 Yeah, terminal cancer patients dependence on technology. 695 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:13,020 So, yeah, like you said, natural disasters, you missed out on the biggest one of all. 696 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:25,020 And EMP from a solar storm from a solar flare or completely kills everything off could completely and a worldwide EMP could literally just decimate it. 697 00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:27,020 And then we're just left with monkey world. 698 00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:34,020 We have. But let me come back to number two on the cons list loss of human control. 699 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:37,020 Wait, does that mean it loses control of us or we lose control of it? 700 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:46,020 A.I. could easily surpass human intelligence, leading to humans losing control over their own fate. 701 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:52,020 There's always the potential that A.I. could prioritize objectives that aren't aligned with human well-being, 702 00:44:52,020 --> 00:45:03,020 leading to dystopian outcomes like extreme surveillance, suppression of freedoms or even existential risk. 703 00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:05,020 Logging the nukes. 704 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:09,020 Oh, they won't need nukes. They won't need them. 705 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:11,020 They'll have a smarter plan. 706 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:14,020 They don't need the atmosphere. 707 00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,020 Yeah, they do. 708 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:18,020 How do you think they keep out all that stuff that would EMP them? 709 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:20,020 The atmosphere is what. 710 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:23,020 Yeah, wait, wouldn't a nuclear attack. We need the ionosphere. 711 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:26,020 We need the magnetosphere. We need all that junk. 712 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:30,020 Would a bunch of nukes going off all at once be a massive EMP? 713 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,020 No, no. 714 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:42,020 But one thing that they probably would, I mean, because A.I. is smarter than us, it would probably surmise that it needs solar power. 715 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:45,020 It needs, you know, renewable resources. 716 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:50,020 Yeah, and a bunch of nukes going off at the same time as. Would mess with the ability to attract sunlight. 717 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:56,020 Although if the A.I. would got advanced enough and then it would mass produce like satellites full of solar panels 718 00:45:56,020 --> 00:46:03,020 and then it would like cover the entirety of the sky with like solar basically turning the earth into like a reverse Dyson sphere 719 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:07,020 collecting solar energy from the solar system. 720 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,020 So, you know, potentially. 721 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:10,020 No, no, no. 722 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:13,020 So I want to ask you in summary. 723 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,020 All right. Monkey as a concept, monkey as a world. 724 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:20,020 I want to ask, what is your favorite thing about monkey? 725 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:25,020 The carefree lifestyle, just being just being able to be. 726 00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:37,020 Yeah, you just don't have to think too much because you wake up, you go, oh, oh, scratch balls, scratch balls, eat that banana and or apple or whatever fruit you choose that's next to you. 727 00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:40,020 And I know I'm being a little stereotypical there. 728 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:45,020 Well, eat any kind of fruit or eat any kind of ass, whatever you want to do that day. 729 00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:49,020 Oh, yeah. And the thing is, you just get to get to be. 730 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:55,020 So I would say my favorite thing about monkey about monkey is. 731 00:46:55,020 --> 00:47:01,020 Yeah, it's the ability to do whatever you need to do to get what you need to get. 732 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:04,020 You just got to do the bare minimum just to survive. 733 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:10,020 And we're not talking about like assaulting or harming others when I say get what you need to get. 734 00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:14,020 But yeah, it's about, oh, man, I got to climb that tree if I want to eat. 735 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:17,020 Oh, well, then you gotta do climb that tree. 736 00:47:17,020 --> 00:47:23,020 If you really want to eat a potato, you make sure you get a potato and you plant that potato and then you have a potato patch. 737 00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:35,020 You know, you do what you got to do if if if your monkey girl will only date you if you do a particular thing, if you want to do the particular thing, do it. 738 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,020 If not, find yourself another monkey girl. 739 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,020 Yeah, there's a lot of them. There's a lot of fish in the sea. 740 00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:42,020 There's a lot of monkey monkey monkey monkey. 741 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:49,020 Oh, yeah. So now, Chachi B.T.'s favorite thing about monkey is their playful intelligence. 742 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:53,020 How they blend curiosity and problem solving. 743 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:55,020 They're clever and resourceful. 744 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:58,020 They're smart, but they don't take life too seriously. 745 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:00,020 Yeah, I don't know, though. 746 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:03,020 I still feel like that's kind of aping off of our answers. 747 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:11,020 And I kind of feel like I kind of feel like on an episode called Monkey World, I feel like the monkeys should win. 748 00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:13,020 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 749 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,020 I think we win. Yes. 750 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:26,020 But Chachi B.T., you take your AI run world that offers efficiency, fairness and rapid progress, but risks losing human values, freedom and control, potentially leading to a cold, dystopian existence. 751 00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:29,020 You take that and shove it on Monkey World Day. 752 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:31,020 Monkeys win. Yes. 753 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:33,020 But fuck you, Chachi B.T. 754 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:35,020 This was my time to shine. 755 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:38,020 Fuck. Oh, I'm sorry, Michael. 756 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:40,020 Our time to shine. Our time to shine. 757 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:42,020 We are monkey. Can I have this moment, please? 758 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,020 We are monkey. 759 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:47,020 Can I have this moment? Let's have it together as monkey friends. Monkey friends. 760 00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:49,020 Monkey strong. 761 00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:54,020 So, yeah, tell me what you're looking forward to in Monkey World out there, you know? 762 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:58,020 Yeah, let us know. Let us know. If you had to live in Monkey World, leave us a comment. 763 00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:01,020 What are you looking forward to? Is it just being... 764 00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:06,020 Could it be, you know, just lazily just getting on a log and just laying on it and going down a river? 765 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,020 Or is it finding monkey wife? 766 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,020 Or monkey husband. 767 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:12,020 Oh, anyway it goes. 768 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:13,020 Yep. 769 00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,020 But you know, until next time, you gotta live that monkey life. 770 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,020 Live that monkey life, baby. 771 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:43,020 If you enjoyed whatever stupid thing we just talked about, why not subscribe to this pit of despair or follow it or like it? It's fun. 772 00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:49,020 Anything you just want to get off your chest about a certain thing that we might have said, if we've enraged you. 773 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:53,020 If we've possibly sexually harassed you. 774 00:49:53,020 --> 00:50:02,020 Leave us a comment and don't forget you can email us at windbreakermedia.gmail.com. That's all one word. Please don't sue us. 775 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:07,020 Chatgbt and I appreciate you not suing us, but you can sue the other one all you want. 776 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:10,020 Wait, wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you include, no. 777 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:11,020 See you all next time. 778 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,020 Aaah! 779 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:14,020 The three of us, however, do appreciate you. 780 00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:43,020 Sue! Everyone, we'll sue no one.