1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,500 In a world full of fear and sometimes loathing of unfathomable technological advancements, 2 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:14,500 there stands one human hero. 3 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,500 Okay man, come on, let's just get serious. 4 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:25,500 This is the Chronicle of Mike vs. the Machine. 5 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:32,500 Welcome back everybody to another episode of Mike vs. the Machine. 6 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:36,500 I'm Mike A. And I'm Mike 1. 7 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:45,500 And of course, on the computer is our AI friend of mine, my most hated of nemeses, ChadGPT. 8 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:56,500 Hey, can you tell that this is right after I wrote and put out the trailer and the description for the finalized podcast description? 9 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,500 Because he used all the keywords. 10 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,500 Yeah. 11 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,500 You can see the timeline starting to develop. 12 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,500 Yeah. 13 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:10,500 So, it's that time of year everybody. The leaves are changing, the weather's getting cooler. 14 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,500 Well, for some people. 15 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,500 Well, yes, for some people. 16 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:19,500 It's that time of year where you start thinking about family and the smell of cinnamon is in the air 17 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,500 and the basic bitches have their pumpkin spice lattes. 18 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,500 I've had some pumpkin, yeah. 19 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,500 Well, because you're a basic bitch, but I'm talking about it's fall. 20 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,500 From where we're at right now, it's fall. 21 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:38,500 Halloween has come and gone and we're on to my second favorite, Mike 1's first favorite, holiday of them all, Thanksgiving. 22 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:42,500 And in talking about Thanksgiving, I'm not going to bore you with history. 23 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:48,500 But Mike, when the Pilgrims first got here and they met Squanto and the natives that were here, 24 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:53,500 what was the first crop that the natives taught them how to grow? 25 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:58,500 Well, the natives didn't teach them how to grow it, but it was genocide. 26 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:07,500 Sadly, yes, and we sit here and as a white male, I apologize to my native brothers and sisters that are still out there. 27 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:13,500 As a white male, I don't apologize. I'm just very, very sad about it because I didn't do it. 28 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,500 I still should apologize. 29 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,500 I feel guilt. 30 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,500 Yes, so do I. 31 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:20,500 Residual guilt. It's like genetic guilt. 32 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:27,500 Very. But no, what was the first crop that the natives taught the Pilgrims how to grow? 33 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:31,500 Well, according to the American school system, it was corn, otherwise known as maize. 34 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,500 Yes, and that's what today's episode is all about. 35 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,500 Today's episode is all about corn. 36 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,500 Today is... 37 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,500 Corn Tier List! 38 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:46,500 Yes, and I have to give credit to Mike A. for coming up with this one. 39 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,500 And the second he mentioned it, I was completely on board. 40 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:51,500 We love good corn. 41 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:57,500 You know, whether it be on a summertime barbecue and you got that fire pit going 42 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:02,500 and somebody comes out with like three big corn on the cobs wrapped in foil 43 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,500 and you just throw them bitches into the fire pit. 44 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,500 Let them sit there for a good 30 minutes and you pull them out. 45 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:15,500 You slather them in some butter and you get the salt. 46 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,500 Alright, so let's just get right to it. 47 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,500 We got to get up in this list. 48 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:26,500 So I have them, the items that we have picked in an order. 49 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:33,500 But first, because they're such an important portion of this podcast... 50 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:36,500 They're not as important as me or you, but I guess you're right. 51 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,500 Okay. 52 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:46,500 So after I inputted all of the items that we had come up with into Jet2BT, 53 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:51,500 I asked it if there were any items or references that we didn't touch on 54 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,500 that it could add to the mix. 55 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,500 Alright. 56 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,500 So we'll just go through these real quick. 57 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:01,500 There are seven, eight of them. 58 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,500 Alright. 59 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:06,500 Number one is Maze God Myths. 60 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:11,500 Ancient Mesoamerican cultures, basically corn deities, which is very... 61 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:16,500 Apart from having an agricultural deity, a corn deity specifically, 62 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:23,500 and I'm going to just kill this pronunciation, but Centiotal in Aztec mythology? 63 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,500 You know what it reminds me of? 64 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:30,500 I saw the shitty remake of Children of the Corn at the end, 65 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,500 instead of just the cult leader being, you know, possessed. 66 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,500 He was a corn god? 67 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:39,500 No, there was a giant corn stalk monster that came out of the corn 68 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,500 and tried to eat people. 69 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:45,500 And that's when I threw my hands up and said, oh no. 70 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,500 Oh, that's sick. I'm going to have to see that movie. 71 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:54,500 Anyway, the next one is Nyx Tamalization, an ancient Mesoamerican process 72 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:58,500 of treating corn with lime to make it more nutritious and easier to grind. 73 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:03,500 It makes tortillas possible and turns hominy into something uniquely delicious. 74 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:07,500 Interesting. Lime. Calcium hydroxide. 75 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:15,500 So not like a lime, but like the lime that Gacy used to hide the body smell. 76 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:19,500 Interesting. One that we definitely forgot about that your car can't use, 77 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:24,500 but mine can. Ethanol based fuel. Mine can use E85. 78 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,500 That sucks that I can't. 79 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,500 Yeah, but a corn derived ethanol. 80 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:33,500 Yeah. Indian corn, which is one I didn't put on here. 81 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,500 You had mentioned it and I forgot about it. 82 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,500 Native American corn, we're sorry. 83 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:42,500 I mean, well, OK, we'll go by the word Flint corn is what it puts in parentheses. 84 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:48,500 Yeah. Weirdly enough, even though I have cornbread on the list, spoiler. 85 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,500 Yeah, it's very specific with this one. 86 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,500 It brought up Jiffy cornbread mix. 87 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:57,500 And yeah, I mean, that's that's a staple of American households. 88 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,500 Oh, yeah. Well, American, probably northern households, 89 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,500 because in the south you'd be making your own. 90 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,500 Oh, yeah. You bring Jiffy into a southern household. 91 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,500 Yeah, I would kill you. I would imagine a southern household. 92 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,500 They'd look at that that box and then they would frickin wicker man you. 93 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,500 Oh, yeah. The bees, not the bees, not the bees. 94 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:17,500 Corn husk dolls. So more Native American culture. 95 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:21,500 So basically, I forgot everything Native American except for one thing in my list. 96 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,500 So and again, we apologize to our native brothers and sisters. 97 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,500 We apologize. 98 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:32,500 Popcorn balls, because we obviously have popcorn, but it went specifically for ball. 99 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:35,500 I'm sorry. She went specifically for ball. 100 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:39,500 Popcorn balls just basically like Rice Krispie treats, but with popcorn. 101 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,500 Similar. Yeah. And they're stuck together with marshmallow, right? 102 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:46,500 And well, it's like butter, a buttery mixture, but maybe some marshmallow. 103 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,500 I don't know. I don't make them because I don't like them. I don't like the. Yeah, no. 104 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,500 The roundness of them. It makes it hard to get that first bite in. 105 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,500 Yeah, they feel like they feel like wiffle balls. 106 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,500 Don't enjoy it. Love Rice Krispies. Those are after here. 107 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:04,500 And the last one is a maze labyrinth as a Celtic ritual. 108 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,500 Wait, the corn maze is a Celtic ritual? 109 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:12,500 Specifically in ancient Celtic culture that you created labyrinths in maze fields. 110 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:19,500 Apparently this is separate from corn mazes in America, or maybe the Celtic cultures brought it over here. 111 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,500 I don't know what the connection is, and we're not going to look into it. 112 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:27,500 We're going to leave it a mystery, just like everything Celtic in my mind. 113 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,500 It's all a sweet druidic mystery. 114 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:35,500 Listeners, if you want to do your own research, leave us comments and maybe we'll talk about some other time. 115 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:44,500 Maybe we'll do an entire episode about the myths and rituals of cultures that we don't know about. 116 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,500 That would be cool. 117 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,500 Celtic would be an interesting one. 118 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,500 Yeah. 119 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:55,500 Maybe we could pit them against each other in some sort of mental gladiatorial arena like Celtic versus Norse. 120 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:59,500 Make them do battle in our minds in the mental playground. 121 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,500 So that is. 122 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,500 Onward. 123 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:02,500 Yep. 124 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:08,500 I have to give you thanks, Chad GPT, for coming up with something that we didn't think of. 125 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,500 You get a pass for this. 126 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:15,500 Well, she gets a pass and she gets, well, you get a graciousness point. 127 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,500 And then Chad GPT gets two points for coming up with the ideas. 128 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,500 I didn't know what the point system. 129 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,500 Yeah. 130 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:26,500 Anyway, on to the main event. 131 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,500 Quarantine list. 132 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:31,500 Let's get ready to corn. 133 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:38,500 As the title of this page on my web browser suggests, edit corn tier list, tier list. 134 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,500 All right. 135 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,500 And guys, you want to give us your own tier list in the comments, please do. 136 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,500 Yeah. 137 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:49,500 Tell us how we're wrong or how we're right or tell us how Michael is wrong and I'm right or the other way around. 138 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:55,500 Or you can tell us all how Chad GPT sucks and that Mike A is the best. 139 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,500 You know, whatever your truth is. 140 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,500 Anyway, we're going to start off very simple. 141 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,500 And this is also going to devolve into a fistfight canned corn. 142 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,500 B that's a B tier for me. 143 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,500 I could take it or leave it. 144 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:13,500 It's not my favorite, but I mean, it'll do in a pinch with the right amount of spices. 145 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:22,500 OK, so I'm going to say, will you give me a because of how ubiquitous it is and how much it is influence my life? 146 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:26,500 All right. Yeah, I can give you a I can give you a just because like I said, 147 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:33,500 if you make it right with the right spices and seasonings, canned corn can be pretty fucking good. 148 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:38,500 It can be pretty delicious, but it doesn't beat the best kind of corn. 149 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:46,500 OK, so I don't know how much of that I left in, but whatever website I was using, I mean, maybe we should dox them. 150 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:49,500 Let's dox. Yeah, let's dox these fuckers. 151 00:09:49,500 --> 00:10:02,500 But TearKing.com your frickin website sucks, bro. The second I move something, it deletes my tears and I can't access all the rest of my content. 152 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,500 Fix your shit. Yeah, you suck. 153 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:11,500 So I went to my tear list dot com. 154 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,500 Now I know what you're thinking. 155 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:18,500 Why didn't you go to I think it's called tear maker, the one that a lot of people use. 156 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:24,500 And yes, because I didn't need images because I'm not recording this diphole. Yeah, we just need words. 157 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,500 Yeah. So let's hope that my tear list doesn't break during this one. 158 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:32,500 My tear list dot com. And let's continue on. 159 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:40,500 So I bartered for canned corn to be put into a yes because of how seminal it's been in my life. 160 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,500 Yeah. And see, now we're going to get to the next one. All right. 161 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:53,500 So specifically, we have corn on the cob coming up, but this is fresh corn taken off of the cob. 162 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:57,500 Still a tear. It's a tear. Yeah, I'll agree. 163 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:02,500 It's here. And then the next one, we're going to get into a frozen corn. 164 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:07,500 D. It's just something about you. It gets soggy, soggy. 165 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:16,500 And if it's not stored like I understand, like if you get it from the store, you can't count on the bag being 100 percent sealed. 166 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:21,500 So then you're storing your corn in the freezer and then easily get like and then it's got that freezer taste. 167 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:27,500 So many other vegetables come out of the freezer tasting fine. 168 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:34,500 Like corn just doesn't. Broccoli, you steam it, you steam frozen broccoli. It tastes like broccoli. It's great. 169 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,500 Corn just does not survive. No, it's not. 170 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,500 Corn is meant to be eaten either canned or fresh. Yeah. 171 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:49,500 So we'll put that down at D. So for the last basic kind of corn, cream corn. 172 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:54,500 I mean, I'm going to put it in C. I can live with or without it. It doesn't matter to me. Yeah. 173 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:59,500 I'll go C as well. It has its use cases. Yeah. 174 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:05,500 Just wanting like if there's a time because once again, you get back to the frozen corn dilemma where it's like it's not crisp. 175 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:10,500 Yeah, you need corn's got to have that little bit of a crunch to it. Yeah. 176 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,500 So cream corn, it has its use case. Like here's the thing. 177 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:18,500 If you if you make some fake, well, not fake mashed potatoes, they're real, but instant. 178 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:22,500 I mean, that's my mother's influence. I'm making you say fake. They are real. 179 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,500 I watched the How It's Made episode. OK, they're real. 180 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:30,500 They're flash for their flash boiled and dehydrated, whatever the crap. Yeah. 181 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:36,500 But you make some you make some instant mashed potatoes, mixing cream corn and butter, swirl that through with some pepper. 182 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:43,500 It's a decent little like cheap. It's a cheap poor person meal that you can just throw together real quick. 183 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:48,500 It's like poor person mush attach. Yeah. 184 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,500 Poor people grits. Yeah, I'm going to call it grits. 185 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:55,500 It's like grittish grits of mesh grit mush. 186 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,500 So, yes, yes, he feels good for that. All right. 187 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:07,500 Now we get to corn on the cob. That's S tier. That is as like I don't know how anybody in the world could say not as here. 188 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,500 And we all know what you're thinking. Well, there is a better version. 189 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,500 There's a better version of corn on the cob out there. And we're going to get to we're going to get to that. 190 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:22,500 We're going to get to it. This is your standard summertime fall time corn on the cob. Yeah, I would fall. 191 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:27,500 No, summer. Yeah. So you said summer. OK. But like no summer like fall. 192 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,500 I'm not eating corn on the cob in the fall. I'm going to have corn on the cob with my Thanksgiving dinner. 193 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,500 What are you talking about? Oh, wow. 194 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:37,500 I've literally never had corn on the cob for Thanksgiving dinner. Huh. Am I missing out? Oh, yeah. 195 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:42,500 Dude, you have that. You have your turkey, your potatoes, nice salty buttery corn on the cob right there. 196 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,500 You're stuffing. Should I gravy? 197 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:55,500 Should I make up and bring some corn on the cob to my mentally handicapped uncle's Thanksgiving dinner down at the group home? 198 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,500 I think you should. I think you should. Maybe I should. 199 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:10,500 I'll just show up at the mentally handicapped group home and tell them, please, could I put this foil wrapped corn into some sort of heating receptacle? 200 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,500 There you go. And they'll say, well, we're already cooking. We'll throw it in with it. 201 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:21,500 Throw it in. Yeah. Please. Please. My uncle needs it. It's corn. He needs it before he dies. 202 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:27,500 No, he's pretty healthy. Yeah. So I mean, I could get to it next year, but this year, you know, why wait? Yeah, why wait, man? Why wait? 203 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:33,500 OK. So next. Next is a it's it's it's fine. 204 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,500 We're getting more into one. Well, not everything here is esoteric, but this one feels like it to me. 205 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:44,500 Corn chowder. You know what? That's going in unranked because I've never had it. 206 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:53,500 Well. But I mean, if you're talking about like I'm not a chow like well, OK, no unranked is more for if we both never had it. 207 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:57,500 OK. And we also can't like put a judge to it. 208 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:04,500 I mean, when it comes to soup, I would claim chowder as the my least favorite of any kind of soup. I mean, I hate clam chowder. 209 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:08,500 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of clam chowder. I've never had corn chowder. I've never had lobster chowder. 210 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,500 Or is it considered lobster bisque? I don't know. Yeah. 211 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:17,500 But anyway, when it comes to corn chowder, I think I'll put that with cream corn because they feel very similar. 212 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:22,500 Yeah, see, see is fine. Like you take it or leave it. It's never a soup I'm going to go for. Yeah. 213 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:27,500 Now, here's something I've never had. And I think the even the thought of it sounds gross. 214 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:34,500 Corn pudding. Yeah, never had either. And but yeah, the thought of it sounds gross. I think just for the grossness factor, it needs to go in F tier. 215 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:44,500 We're going to go F. We're going to go F. See, I'm going to put it in F specifically because the idea of corn pudding makes me think of rice pudding and rice pudding. 216 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:49,500 I'm sorry, mother. It looks disgusting. So, yeah. 217 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:55,500 And not to mention pudding is supposed to be sweet. Corn is a savory. Corn is sweet. It's literally called sweet corn. 218 00:15:55,500 --> 00:16:00,500 I understand that, but you can make but like when you think about sweet, sweet, you're supposed to have that sugary. 219 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:07,500 What about meat pudding? Didn't Pink Floyd sing about that? No, it's if you can't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. 220 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,500 But if you put the meat in the pudding, then it's two birds, one stone. 221 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:16,500 And then that bird could be on the wall. And then there is a Joy Division. Wait. There's just another brick on the wall. 222 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:21,500 The bell. Joy Division is a band. Yeah, Joy Division. It's the division. Yeah, the division. 223 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:26,500 OK, either way, we're not getting into 70s bands here. Well, you know what we're getting into, Michael? 224 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:35,500 More corn. Popcorn. OK, now how many other instances of popcorn are on this list? I told you zero. 225 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:42,500 OK, this is the I was going to do caramel corn and stuff like that. But I want popcorn as a concept. 226 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,500 Popcorn as a concept. I was going to do. I see. 227 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:57,500 And I'm going to say here, I'm going to admit I was going to do like Jiffy Pop popcorn bag and then like popcorn that you just throw corn kernels in oil. 228 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:03,500 And then there's caramel corn. Yeah. But I'm like. We have to live our lives. 229 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:13,500 Yeah, there has to be a point where we just move forward into this green and blue nightmare and continue to to either prosper or rot. 230 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,500 So I'm just doing popcorn. OK, so here's the thing with popcorn. 231 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:25,500 It starts off at movie theater popcorn with them with like if you go to a movie theater and you get the popcorn there and they've got their butt. 232 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:29,500 Are you kidding me? You out of your mind? That's S tier for me. 233 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:38,500 You get their butter on that popcorn and salt. And then you have a corn kernel stuck in your teeth a third of the way into the movie. 234 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,500 And you have to live with that for the rest of it. I can deal with it. 235 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:48,500 Popcorn just gets me bloated. I say you eat a meal before you see the movie and then you just have a drink. 236 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:58,500 Yeah. Or you sneak in pocket foods. True. Pocket foods like a foods like an entire tray of fried chicken. 237 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,500 You never saw that episode of Seinfeld, did you? No. 238 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:08,500 I mean, I did see the episode of the Boondocks where they somehow basically smuggled an entire like party sub into the theater. 239 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:13,500 You know, I think that actually needs to be a future challenge for us. 240 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:19,500 We need to sneak Raising Cane's chicken fingers into a movie. Oh, hell yeah. 241 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:25,500 And they need to be piping hot. Oh, so that it's an endurance challenge. Who cannot break? Yeah. 242 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,500 But like I was saying, OK, so you're going to start S tier like movie theater popcorn, 243 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:36,500 but then all the way at the bottom and F tier is like back when in our drinking days before we became. 244 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,500 Oh, what? Burning popcorn in the microwave because you leave it in there. 245 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,500 No, it's that. No, it's just the popcorn. They sit in front of you at a bar. 246 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:48,500 Oh, I was never. I was never. I was never dumb enough to waste a bunch of money at a bar. 247 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:54,500 So, yeah, I used to go to bar and they put like free bowl of popcorn that everybody could just put their hands in. 248 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,500 You got to go for like the pretzels. 249 00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:00,500 And then you have like your middle tiers like your caramel corn, your Orval Red and Bob. 250 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,500 I mean, I would put caramel corn at S. I mean, it is. 251 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,500 So we're getting averages. We're still sitting like kind of. 252 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:10,500 I mean, I think if we're going to break popcorn as a whole, we have to add one more in though. 253 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,500 OK, how about Jiffy Pop? 254 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:18,500 But specifically the Jiffy Pop that Drew Barrymore is making whenever she dies at the beginning of screen. 255 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,500 Well, that got burnt to shit. So that's going to be F tier. 256 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,500 Yeah. So I think that brings the average down. 257 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,500 And I think popcorn has to be our first beat. Yeah, I think. 258 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:32,500 Yeah. I mean, after you if you look at popcorn as a whole with how many ways it can go from all the way up to S all the way down to F. 259 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:36,500 And like I said, you could literally burn it like I did. 260 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:43,500 And I just have I've had microwaves in my life, cheap microwaves that just wouldn't cook microwave popcorn. 261 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,500 And that's a detriment. Yeah, exactly. 262 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,500 You should blame the microwave in that instance. 263 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:54,500 But to be quite honest, I'm going to say B. Yeah, I can. I can live with B tier. 264 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,500 OK, so now we're going to get to another snack. All right. 265 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:04,500 Corn chips, corn chips. Specifically, like this goes all the way from tostitos to then Doritos. 266 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,500 All the itos. I have to go A. 267 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:12,500 I mean, you can't put them in S because like, again, too many varieties that can rank from S to F. 268 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,500 And honestly, there's better things you can do with your time. 269 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,500 Now, if we're talking like tostitos scoops, those are S tier. 270 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,500 But that has a lot more to do with the dip. This is true. Yeah. 271 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,500 So, yeah, I feel good with that. All right. 272 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:31,500 Corn tortillas. Oh, OK. Now, this this one is highly not contentious between us, 273 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:36,500 but contentious between us and like other cultures. Yeah. 274 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:43,500 Because I am one for flour tortilla superiority. You're one for soft tacos. 275 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,500 Soft tacos like corn tortillas. 276 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:54,500 I just feel like they're kind of awful for anything other than making like crappy hard tacos. 277 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,500 But I think any and we just had hard tacos. Yes, we did. 278 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:02,500 And I think it was good, but it was mostly good because of the meat. 279 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,500 The heart and then the hard taco was literally falling apart from the juice. 280 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:13,500 I once bought a pack of like 100 corn tortilla, like little ones just to make like little like fajitas. 281 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:19,500 And I hated the taste. All I wanted was a flour tortilla. 282 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:26,500 So for me, I could put them in either D or F and I give you final final sway. 283 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,500 We're going to have to go with D because I do like hard tacos from time to time. 284 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:34,500 Yeah, they have a use case. But once again, now here's actually know what? 285 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,500 Though I forgot I have hard tacos shows on here separate. 286 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:45,500 So this is like the saving grace will give will give corn just corn tortillas by themselves like the soft version. 287 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:50,500 We know what? Yeah. Soft version is an F. Hard taco shells come up to a D. 288 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:55,500 Yeah, that works. Perfect. Here's what I'm not sure if you've ever eaten. 289 00:21:55,500 --> 00:22:03,500 But but but I want this one on the list. So if you've never eaten one, which I haven't, we're going to do it by essence. 290 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,500 What is it? Tamales. I've actually had tamales. 291 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:11,500 Okay. What was it like? They're fucking delicious. Okay. 292 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,500 I mean, granted, the ones that I had were the store bought. You buy them in the frozen. 293 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:20,500 Okay. But so in the store bought version, were they in the corn husk that you had to peel off? 294 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:24,500 No. Or were they just the part that would be inside the corn husk? 295 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,500 No, it's the part that would be inside the corn husk. 296 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:32,500 So what would you rate them as you had them? See, see now. 297 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:44,500 See, does it change if we were to think of the idea of having them from an actual ethnic seller that would then have them in legitimate corn husks? 298 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,500 Oh, God, yes. So you raise that to a B then? 299 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:57,500 I'd raise that probably to an A. You can't when it comes to ethnic foods, whether it be Hispanic, Latino, whether it be African American, Haitian, wherever. 300 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:04,500 Getting it from the source is king. Like the fried chicken you get at KFC is not the same fried chicken you're going to get from Big Mama. 301 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:09,500 That Big Mama fried chicken going to kick your ass. You're going to love every second of it. Just the same as the... 302 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,500 Wait, so Martin Lawrence dressed up under cover of a clock? 303 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:16,500 No, no, no. I'm just talking about Big Mama. Yeah. Big Mama. 304 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:22,500 That's where he dressed up as the... Not the movie. I'm just the generalized, like the generalized thinking of Big Mama. 305 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:31,500 So the racial stereotype. It's not a stereotype. You could have just said an African American mother. 306 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:35,500 Well, grandmother, technically Big Mama's grandmother. We're grandmother, OK. Big Mama's grandma. 307 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:46,500 Weirdly enough, the one time that I had a... Well, this was a black friend's mom. She brought us chicken. She brought us Walmart chicken. 308 00:23:46,500 --> 00:24:00,500 And you know what though? Considering she was traveling to visit us in college, like she did the best she could, she also brought him a box of ready to make grits, which we'll get to later. 309 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:14,500 Anyway, she was doing the best she could. And you know what? Yes, I will give Tamales, just for how iconic they also are and the idea of the corn husk, I will give it an A. 310 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:36,500 Nice. Good. Now, when we talk ethnic corn, this is where it just, I think, pops off. I don't know that you or I have ever truly had it the way we need to have it, but we need to seek it out someday. 311 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:42,500 Yeah, we need to go to those food truck days they have around here and see if we can find it. This one that we are teasing is Mexican street corn. 312 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:49,500 Oh my God, like even the shit we got from the ones that we got from Cracker Barrel, it was their version of Mexican street corn. 313 00:24:49,500 --> 00:25:05,500 Even that was amazing. That was delicious. I can only imagine going up to a food truck or going to Mad Mex or going to Los Pajitos even down in South Point. Los Pajitos. 314 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:16,500 If getting authentic Mexican street corn, that's S tier. Yeah, like I didn't even, I didn't have to wait for you. Like, apparently it's called Ilote. 315 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:28,500 Oh, and um, well, my heart, Ilote. We had talked about this before and I'm going to go ahead. So ChatDBT made their list. All right. And I'm not going to go over their full list right now. 316 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:36,500 Okay. But what I will say is their God tier pick was Mexican street corn. Hey, I'm not going to fight it with that. 317 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:44,500 It earns the top spot because it's a culinary masterpiece. Oh, God. It celebrates corn in its most flavorful, satisfying form. 318 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:55,500 Oh yeah. It goes on for a whole paragraph. Um, but apparently Ilote or Mexican street corn has roots that trace back to ancient Mesoamerican cultures like the Aztecs and the Maya. Yes. 319 00:25:55,500 --> 00:26:08,500 Who cultivated corn as a sacred crop, as we discussed previously. It was revered as a divine gift, central to myths and rituals. It's a staple street food of Mexico and probably like, probably broadens into the rest of Central America. 320 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:15,500 Oh, God. It probably, yeah. Probably most of Southern Texas and California. Well, I mean, I was going south through Central America. Okay. 321 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:29,500 But yeah, like cheese, chili powder and Lord knows it has to have like paprika or something on there. Oh, it's spicy as a mother fire. Yeah. There's so much good stuff in there. But I just wanted to get to that because it's not just spicy. It's also savory. 322 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:42,500 And it's just, there's a medley. Yeah, it's a medley. Absolute medley. So that, I mean, that went to S without any. And I'm going to say this right now, people, if you eat Mexican street corn and you come out with a clean face, you're eating it wrong. 323 00:26:42,500 --> 00:27:00,500 Oh, I mean, any corn, like our entire S tier right now is dirty mouths. Oh, hell yeah. Corn on the cob and Mexican street corn. Like, there's no doubt. It just looks like you got done eating some good. Nope. Nope. Stop. That's crude. But also, but also delicious. Oh, yes. 324 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,500 All right, we're going to go for a very short speed round. 325 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:30,500 Corn meal. C. Corn oil. Would like to cook with it. So I'm going to put that in on ranks because I haven't used it yet. No, no, we're going to give it a rank. Let's see. I mean, yeah, we're just gonna see. Corn starch. B. It's at B. I'm going to bring it down to C for the reason I'm going to get to in a second. Corn syrup, including high fructose corn syrup. A because it's an everything. 326 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:52,500 A because it's an everything. Yay, America. USA. USA. USA. We're so fat. We're so weird. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I brought down cornstarch by one because do you know how baby powder can no longer be made with talc because it was causing all kinds of horrible problems? Uh huh. Yeah. So people were inhaling rock. So now. Not Dwayne Johnson. 327 00:27:52,500 --> 00:28:20,500 So now baby powder can be made. I don't know if there's other other versions, but this baby powder that's in my bathroom is made from pure cornstarch. So essentially, if you know how the old remedy for getting away sweaty balls was you put like the baby powder. Yeah, well, sexism here much. It's not just balls. It's also vaginas. Well, yes. And that way. Yeah, no, this is why I dropped it from B to C because my mother uses this stuff so loosely. 328 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:48,500 It is all over the floor of the bathroom and my shorts consistently get cornstarch baby powder on them. And that is why I dropped it a grade because frick this frickin frick that I mean, and if you were to like walk around in a hot summer day after using that, you probably make little silver dollar pancakes. Yeah. Also, I'm not putting powders in my testicles. I'll just I've done it before. No, I'll just wash them when I get home. No, thank you. Anyway, let's get to some that are awkward. 329 00:28:48,500 --> 00:29:06,500 Awkward. All right. Grits. I've never had grits cooked properly, but I heard that if they're made the right way, like they're not like grits are not supposed to be sweet. They're supposed to be cheesy, savory. Okay, but you've never had them. No, just for the way they look in the texture. They're F. Okay. 330 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:35,500 Now, people who might be listening in southern places, but don't come after us. This is our opinion. We're Yankees. I don't care about southern opinions. I care about southern people, but I don't care about southern opinions because I'm from the north and we won. That was a Civil War reference. I am not affiliated with his opinion. Please, my southern brothers and sisters do not come for me. No, I love you. The south. I mean, oh my God, even though I don't like grits. I mean, some of the best grits. 331 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:54,500 Breakfasts and breakfast buffets at truck stops. I've ever had came from southern trucks. Oh, absolutely. They know how to put together a breakfast. You want to get good ass biscuits and gravy. You go down. Anyway, polenta. I put this one on specifically for you. 332 00:29:54,500 --> 00:30:14,500 Do you know what it is? Isn't it a dessert? No, it's Italian grits. Oh, Italian grits. I don't think I've ever had polenta before, but now that I know like Italians make it might be better than actual grits. 333 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:37,500 Okay, so we'll put it at D just for the idea that maybe it's better than grits. Hominy. I have no idea. I don't even know what it is. Is it like a corn version of hummus? I mean, it's made with that taxa-mulumed Nick's tamalization process with the lime. Turns hominy into something uniquely delicious. I don't know what it is. 334 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:56,500 Yeah, I'm going to mark that as F tier. Anything that was made with something that was used to cover up. You know what? Yeah, hominy goes in F because of John Wayne Gacy. Yep. Okay. Cornbread. Depends on who makes it. You were going to say let's rank this based on moist cornbread. If it's moist cornbread. I have an opinion. 335 00:30:56,500 --> 00:31:25,500 Like I said, if you go to the right house and the right person is cooking it and they're doing it right and you see them pull out that cast iron skillet from the oven. See, you're saying all these words and you're going on so long about it, but there's literally only one word that matters in the end. Moist. Moist. So moist. A. A? A. Yeah. You know what? I wanted B, but with the caviar, I wanted B. 336 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:43,500 So if you go with caviar of moist, I'll go A. Now here's one that I feel like you have a strong opinion about. Corn dog. Ooh, I love being a good corn dog. See, I feel like corn dog isn't good enough for S, but I would absolutely go for A. Yeah, because there's just so many things you can corn dog. 337 00:31:43,500 --> 00:32:12,500 Now here's the thing. What do you dip your corn dog in? Depends on what kind of corn dog it is. Corn dog. A hot dog wrapped in corn. Ketchup. Ketchup and mustard. Okay, at least you said the second word. Ketchup I feel like is a travesty for a corn dog. Mustard. Plain mustard. If it's a basic, like if it's your basic corn dog, ketchup and mustard. I could go chili though. That I would love to do. That's decadence. Yeah. Mustard. Yeah, ketchup and mustard. You said the word mustard and it makes me happy. Yeah, ketchup and mustard. 338 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:42,500 Okay, corn fritter. Corn fritter. Isn't that sweet? They're a little. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this is a sea boy. Yeah, it's a sea boy. That's a sea boy. Now back to a salty, delicious snack. Oh yeah. Corn nuts. Ooh, corn nuts. How are your teeth feeling right now? They feel fine. How do they feel after corn nuts? Ow. Yeah. I still love the taste though. I think for that purpose it's gotta go to B. 339 00:32:43,500 --> 00:33:13,500 It's gotta go to B because it's not my favorite snack but I will absolutely crave it sometimes. Yeah. Now here's the thing. I just agreed with you so you should be happy with me. Now we're gonna come to another one that we're gonna have another fistfight about hush puppies. Love them. Love them. Love them. Love them. Love them. It's fried fucking bread and it's delicious because it's so unhealthy. I could literally only ever eat one and then I'm done. We're specifically talking about Long John Silver's. I eat one but that was really good. I look at a second 340 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:43,500 one and it feels like. Yeah, those are Long John Silver's but I mean. Yeah. We could get actual like Louisiana hush puppies bro. Yeah. Why doesn't Popeyes have hush puppies? I don't know. That's because they have their dry ass biscuits but. They do have shrimp. Yes, they do. Which doesn't help you. No, it doesn't but like I said, I mean. Cajun mashed potatoes. Yeah, the Cajun mashed potatoes. And they're Cajun fries. We're getting off topic. Yeah, we're just. Potato tier list is later. Frickin hush puppies. You want them high. That one that I eat is 341 00:33:43,500 --> 00:34:13,500 good. Can we say B? Give me B. Thank you. Here's an interesting one. Succatash. I don't think I've ever had succatash. Cuz that is I believe corn and lima bean. Isn't that like a Polish dish or something like that? Or I know it's Eastern European. I mean I will say that's oh what was his name? The one that always was chased in Tweety Bird. Sylvester, Suffer and Succatash. Yeah, he would always say Suffer and Succatash which I found interesting. Oh yeah. Chachi Petit even says a basic dish. 342 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:43,500 Sylvester the cat fans may protest. Yeah, I'm gonna say D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go D. Corn pico de gallo. I love pico. I love corn pico. So that's gonna go A tier. I'll go A. That's what I get on all my Mo's. How about the little baby corns in Chinese food? I can live without them so I'll go C tier. You wanna put them in A tier don't you? Would you give me B? I'll give you B. Cuz it's what I'm I don't know when they come in that little Chinese dish like I hate water chestnuts. I like broccoli. 343 00:34:43,500 --> 00:35:13,500 I don't like chewing on those pepper bits but when those little corn boys are in there I just get all all a tier. Alright so two cereals. Two cereals. Where are we putting them? Corn flakes and corn pops. F. Both? They're unflavored just bleh. And not to mention the guy who made corn flakes. Yes. We could have a whole episode about turn of the century nonsense and Mr. Kellogg will be on there. If I give you corn flakes at 344 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:43,500 F. Would you give me corn pops in A? That's a compromise I'm willing to make. I love corn pops. Cuz corn pops they don't really have a taste. They have a slightly sweet taste and a nice little delicious crunch and then you pour chocolate milk on them. There's where I fucked up cuz I've never had them with chocolate milk. Oh yeah. Alright so we're gonna get into this really so let's not spend too much time on this. This is another lightning round of strange things that we may or may not have opinions on. 345 00:35:43,500 --> 00:36:13,500 Pepper corn. Like the pepper corns you make that you grind. I mean I like regular black pepper but pepper corns if I find them in my meats and I bite into them it hurts and I don't like them so. Yeah you know what I think one of those actually knocked one of my teeth out so I'm gonna drop that to a D. Yeah D tier's fine. Okay here's a strange one I didn't know about. Bourbon. Bourbon Kentucky Whiskey. I've never been a dark liquor fan. I've never been a liquor fan so. Bourbon. I fight. Bourbon was my absolute favorite whiskey. And for you I'll like. For you C tier. 346 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:43,500 Yeah but I'm also a former alcoholic so F. Okay F tier's fine. F tier for bourbon. And if you guys hey anybody out there who enjoys the occasional drink again personal opinion. No well it's not just that it's a personal opinion it's a specific medical diagnosis for myself. I was never a. A full blown alcoholic. I was never biologically addicted. It was habitual and emotional cuz I never had DTs but I just enjoyed it too much. I enjoyed my drink too much. Yeah. We'll see if that makes 347 00:36:43,500 --> 00:37:13,500 it into the podcast. I'm not ashamed of it. Okay so here's two that I actually just found out from searching around. Alright. So apparently they enjoy a delicious corn beer in the Andes Mountains region in South America. I mean C. Yeah well. It's beer I like beer. I feel like we're gonna we're gonna leave these ones at unranked. Yeah because we have no basis. Yeah. But we're just gonna say so you'll say C so it's like yeah that sounds kind of cool. Yeah. And then corn tea. 348 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:43,500 From Korea. Oh that I'm shaky on. We need to contact Mr. Mark and Fishbock. Yeah Marky. Marky Moo give me your give me your opinion and you know what until we hear from someone from the Andes Mountains and until we hear from Mark Edward Fishbock we're gonna leave those two and unranked. Now here's one that we actually brought up at the very beginning of the of this episode. All right. Bearing a fish with the maize to help grow the crop in. 349 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:59,660 Whenever the pilgrims met the Native Americans. I mean we wouldn't be here right now if that hadn't happened. But hindsight being 2020. So do we put that in S tier for cool pilgrims or F tier for genocide. F tier for genocide. F tier for genocide. 350 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:12,500 All right. How about you know real quick. How about a cornfield. I'm not I like a good cornfield. I'll go B tier on a good cornfield. Would you give me dropping it to a C because I ripped one of my toenails off in a cornfield. 351 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:23,980 All right. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're a klutzy fuck doesn't mean that wasn't klutz that was coming in clutch winning the game of cornball. I didn't put that on the list. It's a sport I invented. 352 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:37,020 Where you chuck a ball into a cornfield three people enter one comes out first with the ball. And that's how I lost my toenail was winning that game. All right. I'll give it to you. But please because that hurt. It was my big toenail. 353 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:48,060 Oh don't wear sandals running into cornfield. I haven't worn sandals since I was 10 years old because every time every summer it's never failed. I would trip and rip off my toenail. 354 00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:56,820 Anyway, how about a corn maze. How am I viewing this as I am now or as a kid. As a corn maze exists. 355 00:38:56,820 --> 00:39:10,180 I'm gonna put it in B because as a kid they're terrifying if you can't find your way out. But as an adult you kind of like oh if I go you know coming into this season I feel like B is is is pretty generous. Yeah B is a good yeah B for corn maze is good. 356 00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:15,980 All right. How about a cornflower. It's basically a weed that grows with corn. That's how I got it's name cornflower. 357 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,340 Does it hurt the corn. 358 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:18,900 I mean probably it's a weed. 359 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:19,540 F. 360 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:20,980 It's also kind of gross. So yeah. 361 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:21,300 F. 362 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:27,140 Well not gross but I mean like it's it's concept is gross. How about acorns. 363 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:29,180 I mean they give us awesome trees and. 364 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:29,860 And squirrels. 365 00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:31,460 And squirrels and chipmunks love them so. 366 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:31,900 A. 367 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:32,900 Yeah A tier. 368 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,580 Yeah. How about a cornucopia. 369 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,500 I mean you know what. 370 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,060 Put a lot of stuff in it. 371 00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:41,780 F tier for being a liar because it was never in the Fruit of the Loom logo. 372 00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,700 Yes. Yes. Fuck you Mandela. 373 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:47,740 F tier for Mandela. How about a corn cob pipe. 374 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:52,220 I'm going to put that in A tier. You know you could smoke your tobacco out of it. Your wacky tobacco out of it. 375 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,340 Or you could just look like you have some old timey stories while you're sitting on your porch. 376 00:39:55,740 --> 00:40:00,060 How about Frosty the snowman though. He had a corn cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes without a of coal. 377 00:40:00,260 --> 00:40:01,580 And you don't like Christmas. 378 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,980 What about Frosty the pervert who threw it away and lit a cigarette. 379 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:06,700 A tier then. 380 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,420 A tier. 381 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:09,780 All right. How about a tricorn hat. 382 00:40:09,780 --> 00:40:16,860 So you know just think about pirates and naval people and Pirates of the Caribbean. 383 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:19,940 And then if I'm thinking of Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp it's going to be S tier. 384 00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:23,180 Yeah but there's like the British and like. 385 00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,580 Okay then I dropped it to B tier. 386 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:25,940 B for British. 387 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:26,460 B for British. 388 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:27,100 B for British. 389 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:27,620 B for British. 390 00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:32,340 I don't know if that's actually where those hats came from but you know what it works for the for the alliteration on here. 391 00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:33,820 How about cornhole. 392 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,940 Oh I love me a good game of cornhole. 393 00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:41,140 Now see that's not a game of cornhole but then we also have to factor in euphemism for butthole. 394 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,140 Still A tier. 395 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,220 A tier. 396 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:44,860 A tier. 397 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:45,260 Okay. 398 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:46,220 I like that. 399 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:47,700 I love a good cornhole either way. 400 00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:48,580 All right. 401 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,860 Here's three in a row. 402 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:51,380 Three in a row lightning round. 403 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:53,860 All right. 404 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:54,980 Corns on your feet. 405 00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:55,580 Ouch. 406 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:56,180 F. 407 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,940 Oh corneas in your eyes. 408 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,140 S because I need them to see. 409 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,380 Heck yeah. 410 00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:03,340 S for. 411 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,020 S for. 412 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:04,540 S for. 413 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:05,100 S for. 414 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:06,060 S for. 415 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,580 For freaking eyes bro. 416 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,780 How about cornrows in your hair. 417 00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,500 Be careful. 418 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,540 I mean they look beautiful on some people. 419 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,580 I just don't think I could pull it off so I'm gonna go B tier. 420 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:19,180 That's just racist. 421 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:20,700 B for black. 422 00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:23,420 How about A for African-American. 423 00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:24,060 Works for me. 424 00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:25,380 Heck yeah. 425 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:26,820 Here's one. 426 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:29,340 And not just African-American people can wear cornrows. 427 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:31,540 I've seen a few white people and they do look good. 428 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,380 I'm just thinking I could pull it off. 429 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:38,420 Ooh I've literally never seen a white person that I thought looked good in cornrows or like 430 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,420 one of those things called. 431 00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:41,060 Dreadlocks. 432 00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:41,780 Dreadlocks. 433 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:42,420 Yeah. 434 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:43,380 Anyway corne. 435 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,420 The band. 436 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,220 Are you ready. 437 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:49,060 Fuck yes. 438 00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:51,140 Corn has been one of my favorite bands. 439 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,540 This boy is peeking out the mic here for corne. 440 00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:58,820 One of my favorite fucking bands of all goddamn time. 441 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:01,780 They always will be a band. 442 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:06,020 They were the first cassette tape I ever purchased. 443 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:06,740 Yeah and apparently. 444 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:07,540 With my own money. 445 00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:08,900 Was Follow the Leader. 446 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:13,940 Apparently they are listed as the band that popularized the new metal genre. 447 00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:14,580 Hell yeah. 448 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:15,620 They're S tier. 449 00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:16,660 They're God tier. 450 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:17,620 It's cool. 451 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:23,140 I will go with my you know late adolescence and I'll put them in S tier. 452 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,180 I fucking love them. 453 00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:29,860 Jonathan Davis you are a god amongst men and we're celebrating. 454 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:33,860 We this year is 30 years since the first corn album dropped. 455 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:34,980 Let's go for 30 more. 456 00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:36,020 I fucking love that band. 457 00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:38,340 Now let biscuit F tier. 458 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,940 No biscuit gets B tier. 459 00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:43,300 How about cornerbacks in American football. 460 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:44,180 Pretty important position. 461 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:44,900 Pretty important position. 462 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:45,620 We're going to go A. 463 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,580 I'm going to say A tier. 464 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:47,540 You know what. 465 00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:50,100 They're because they're almost the cornerstone of the defense. 466 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,860 For De'Shay Townsend. 467 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,060 And Joey Porter Jr. 468 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,060 Who was De'Shay Townsend? 469 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:55,700 Ike Taylor. 470 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:56,340 Ike Taylor. 471 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:56,740 Yes. 472 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:57,700 You know what yeah. 473 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:58,500 Steeler fans out there. 474 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,140 Hell yeah. 475 00:42:59,140 --> 00:42:59,940 Rejoice. 476 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:01,060 Steeler fans unite. 477 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:02,100 I'll always remember them. 478 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,260 How about corny jokes. 479 00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:06,180 I like a good corny joke every now and then. 480 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:07,780 You told me a corny joke earlier today. 481 00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:09,300 Oh I can't remember what it fucking was. 482 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,580 Oh I wish we wrote it down. 483 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:11,940 You know what. 484 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:18,020 I'm going to put a pause in here and if Mike remembers that corny joke I'm going to edit it in. 485 00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:23,540 Shit I can't remember it. 486 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:25,140 I don't think I'm editing anything in. 487 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:25,780 Yeah I can't. 488 00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:27,140 But I'll say corny jokes. 489 00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:27,940 It's good for a B right. 490 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,380 That's a good B Ter. 491 00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:32,180 How about the look I'm giving you right now. 492 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:35,460 Side eye to bombastic side eye. 493 00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:36,020 No. 494 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,020 Disappointment. 495 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:39,060 Close. 496 00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:44,020 I don't freaking get it. 497 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,220 Hint it's corn related. 498 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:47,140 Corner stare. 499 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:50,180 Staring at me in the corner of your eye. 500 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:57,060 This ignorance you're displaying is making me look at you with scorn. 501 00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:58,500 Oh for the love of fuck. 502 00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,060 All right. 503 00:43:59,060 --> 00:43:59,460 Scorn. 504 00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:01,460 I mean see. 505 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:10,260 No you know what I was going to ask for B because of Michael Scott's movie character 506 00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:14,180 from The Office Michael Scorn but that deserves an average grade anyway. 507 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:14,740 Yeah. 508 00:44:14,740 --> 00:44:15,940 So I'll put that there. 509 00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:21,620 Oh technically I did put a corn ball in here but this is not the sport. 510 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,700 We're just talking about being a regular old corn ball. 511 00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:25,380 Yes so this we need to. 512 00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:28,500 There's three here we have to rank corn ball. 513 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:32,500 I feel like these are going to be A B and C none are S none are D and F. 514 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:39,780 Need to rank these in A B or C corn ball cornpwn and corn fed. 515 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:46,020 Okay so see corn ball is kind of like I think it was trite and sentimental is how I had it in there. 516 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:46,500 Yeah. 517 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,620 So kind of like a homework movie. 518 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:48,420 Yeah. 519 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:56,580 Yeah cornpwn is rustic and unsophisticated and corn fed is like is sort of similar where it's rustic. 520 00:44:56,580 --> 00:45:00,020 It's kind of like the characters from Letter Kenny. 521 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:02,740 Yeah like somebody. 522 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,100 A farm boy. 523 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:04,740 Clark Kent. 524 00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,260 Yeah corn fed farm boy. 525 00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:08,660 Yeah so that's yeah that's those three so A B C. 526 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:12,100 Corn ball is going to C because I can live either without it because. 527 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,860 Yeah I don't like home I don't like home movies. 528 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:15,780 Cornpwn can go and B. 529 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:16,740 Okay. 530 00:45:16,740 --> 00:45:17,540 And corn fed. 531 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,140 And corn fed in A for Clark Kent. 532 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,940 Oh yeah even though I hate Superman fuck him it's all about Bruce Wayne. 533 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:28,020 Okay corn squabble so basically like a fight in the corn. 534 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:33,380 I mean ain't no better way out in the country to see who's gonna marry my sister whether it be me 535 00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:35,780 or you than a good old-fashioned corn squabble. 536 00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,860 I'm kidding country people I'm kidding. 537 00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:41,700 So C for incest. 538 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:43,700 Yes. 539 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:47,300 Okay and how about one of the most important ones of all. 540 00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,940 What is one of the greatest times a man can have in his day. 541 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,780 Like from are you talking about like from waking up to the end of the day to go to bed. 542 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:55,860 Yeah like a day. 543 00:45:56,580 --> 00:46:00,740 Who well as if as being a dad spending time with your children. 544 00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:02,900 That's one of the greatest parts of a day. 545 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:07,460 That is absolutely and completely incorrect. 546 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:09,780 The correct answer was taking the shit. 547 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:14,340 That's well that's how you get my that's how I get my day started. 548 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:17,620 Yeah and what is one of the greatest things you could find in your bowl. 549 00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,340 A corny turd. 550 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:25,060 A corny turd kind of like Mr. Hankey or well his son. 551 00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:30,660 Corn wait no oh what was the one with the no he had a corn he had a peanut in his. 552 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:32,900 Oh he had a peanut that's true. 553 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,180 Peanut in his head. 554 00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:34,900 But still. 555 00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:38,980 Corn Wallace was the one's name that he sang the it's the circle of poo. 556 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:43,780 Okay but anyway a corny turd. 557 00:46:43,780 --> 00:46:45,540 How many curics does it weigh. 558 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:53,940 But okay so where do the humans rank a corny turd because I have to tell you. 559 00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:59,700 Chachy BT's garbage tier pick was a corny turd. 560 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:00,420 Bastard. 561 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,060 You know why. 562 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:01,540 Bitch. 563 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:04,340 Because she don't don't don't do that. 564 00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:09,060 We we don't we don't use that language toward blessed awesome ladies. 565 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:12,420 She put a nice corny turd in trash tier. 566 00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:14,580 Yeah garbage tier garbage yeah so. 567 00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:18,260 Yeah so where do we know I that's strike two. 568 00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:19,940 Now anyway. 569 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:24,500 I put it I'll put it in I'll put that's S tier damn it. 570 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,140 You know what. 571 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:30,180 S tier two men who love who love taking a poop it's S tier. 572 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,100 Because you know what what better what better time can there be in a man's life. 573 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:37,860 You know it's it's just time you get alone. 574 00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:38,500 Yep. 575 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:42,740 You just you time time spent with yourself making things. 576 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:43,460 Uh huh. 577 00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:45,460 Which thank you Dan Avedan for that. 578 00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:45,780 Yes. 579 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,900 Okay so that is our rank that is our set of rankings. 580 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:53,060 All right what did uh where did Chachy BT rank uh rank these. 581 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,420 So I gotta go through here. 582 00:47:54,420 --> 00:48:01,140 Number one let me just say that they said uh at the bottom of the F tier deep in the garbage tier 583 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:05,460 sits the infamous corny turd let's be honest. 584 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:09,540 No one you are wrong you're wrong wrong wrong. 585 00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:13,940 No one asked for this and no one wants it unwelcome and bizarre. 586 00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:17,140 It's the unfortunate result of nature reminding us that it doesn't always 587 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:19,140 digest everything the way we'd like. 588 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:23,620 You know what I never asked to digest corn husks. 589 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:24,980 No neither did I. 590 00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:32,340 I never asked to digest uh the sugar that corn curdles are made from. 591 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:38,580 Ladies ladies you want to be truly equal to men you need to start loving your turds the way we do. 592 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,740 Yeah they're beautiful blessed children. 593 00:48:40,740 --> 00:48:41,300 Exactly. 594 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:47,460 Cellulose thank you Chachy BT because that's one of the quirks of our digestive system is 595 00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:52,260 the inability to fully break down cellulose the tough fiber that makes up the walls of plant cells. 596 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:55,460 It's a complex sugar that we just can't can't crack. 597 00:48:55,460 --> 00:48:56,980 Don't care I'm still gonna eat the corn. 598 00:48:57,780 --> 00:49:03,380 Yeah it's it's resistant toward digestive enzymes but you know what isn't the delicious innards. 599 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:04,340 Oh hell yeah. 600 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:07,140 I enjoy it and I disagree with Chachy BT for sure. 601 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:10,420 Uh but yeah we'll go over real quick see how it compares with us. 602 00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:14,660 She has Mexican street corn and corn on the cob in S. 603 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:14,980 Okay. 604 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,700 Uh popcorn is in S. 605 00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:17,860 No. 606 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:18,500 So she agrees. 607 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:24,580 You partially I see you I said movie theater popcorn is. 608 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:30,980 Yeah she also has corn bread which corn tortillas she puts in an egg. 609 00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:31,380 No. 610 00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:34,420 Partially because it's essential for Mexican cuisine. 611 00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:35,060 Oh no. 612 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:36,340 I don't agree with you. 613 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:39,140 Chachy BT is also an alcoholic because bourbon is up there. 614 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:39,940 Oh wow. 615 00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:45,940 Uh tamales uh but you will also have to give Chachy BT a little uh a little hug or a little kiss. 616 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:48,500 Little hug and little kiss because you know what they also put in S tier. 617 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:48,980 What? 618 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:49,860 Corn in the band. 619 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:50,420 Yes! 620 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,180 All right Chachy BT you get a point. 621 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:55,940 Yeah like it or not they've stood the test of time in music. 622 00:49:55,940 --> 00:50:03,140 Uh A tier uh corn chips hush puppies corn fritters corn pudding corn chowder polenta 623 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,140 corn hole and corn mazes. 624 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:06,180 Okay. 625 00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:07,540 It's not terrible. 626 00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:10,260 We matched on corn hole that's fun. 627 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:10,500 Good. 628 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:14,580 Uh you're really gonna disagree with this one uh for B tier corn flakes. 629 00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:15,140 Mmm. 630 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:18,100 It's corn syrup which we well we put higher. 631 00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:18,580 Okay. 632 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:26,900 A because of because USA uh tricorn hats grits hominy subtly impactful keeps its unique texture 633 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:33,540 and flavor in many dishes uh cornucopia and then burying a fish with the crop to grow maize 634 00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:35,060 like the Native Americans do. 635 00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:36,740 Uh they put that in they put in B. 636 00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:41,140 Yeah too bad so so we know that Chachy BT is kind of pro-genocide. 637 00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:48,180 Yeah so C tier frozen corn cream corn corn meal those little baby corns in Chinese food 638 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:51,940 corn flour acorns and cornerbacks. 639 00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:52,980 Really? 640 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:57,940 I mean come on cornerbacks are essential to to to the past defense. 641 00:50:57,940 --> 00:50:59,300 Yeah exactly. 642 00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:02,980 Uh D tier which I absolutely disagree with canned corn. 643 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:04,820 Yeah that was. 644 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:05,540 I love canned corn. 645 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:06,740 That's a big mistake. 646 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:07,700 That's a big mistake. 647 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:10,740 It's so essential to poor people culture. 648 00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:11,240 Yes. 649 00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:15,220 Well Chachy BT has that open AI money like they can. 650 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,580 She's a bougie bitch. 651 00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:18,980 She probably gets the little nibblets in butter sauce. 652 00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:19,700 Oh yeah. 653 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:22,500 That my well my that one. 654 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:23,380 Bougie. 655 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:24,180 Freaking bougie. 656 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,660 They put corn tea from Korea down in D. 657 00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:31,060 Of course Chachy BT would have had the corn tea. 658 00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:33,220 They said it's not universally loved. 659 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:37,940 They also put hard taco shells in D which I I think that's where we had it. 660 00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:38,660 I think that's where we had it. 661 00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:39,940 Yeah so yeah that's fine. 662 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:42,180 Uh corn cob pipe down in D. 663 00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:45,220 Really come on have some culture. 664 00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:47,220 Corn cob pipe. 665 00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:48,420 Uh corn nuts. 666 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,060 Succotash and scorn. 667 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:54,580 The bitterness is real but it's not endearing. 668 00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:58,980 Now we're going to get into the true uh the true test to see if any of Chachy BT's 669 00:51:58,980 --> 00:52:01,540 hatreds are are are offensive to us. 670 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,540 Chachy BT and F tier. 671 00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:04,580 Oh I already see one. 672 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:05,460 Pepper corn. 673 00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:06,180 Pepper corn. 674 00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:07,300 That's you know whatever. 675 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:08,340 Corn starch. 676 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:10,260 Corn flippin pops. 677 00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:13,300 Oh that's a scorn with you dude. 678 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:17,700 Yeah it says decent cereal although though it's more about sugar than corn. 679 00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:20,100 It's not that sugary guys. 680 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:20,980 That's the whole point. 681 00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:23,140 Yeah it's supposed to be a healthy alternative. 682 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,500 Uh corn squabble. 683 00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:26,180 Corny jokes. 684 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,260 You know what in Chachy BT. 685 00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:29,300 Chachy BT doesn't like a pun. 686 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:32,580 Get your highfalutin nose up in the air ass out of here. 687 00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:34,100 Hey I'm highfalutin. 688 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:35,940 That was in the trailer. 689 00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:39,300 Oh okay get your upper crust nosed in the air. 690 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:39,780 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 691 00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:40,340 Your bougie-ness. 692 00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:43,140 I'm not upper crust even though I do like a tall crust but still. 693 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:44,820 Get your bougie-ness out of here. 694 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:49,140 Uh oh Chachy BT F tier for corn rose in hair. 695 00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:53,220 Important cultural style but it isn't edible. 696 00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:54,420 Who said that corn rose had to be edible? 697 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:57,380 If you're eating hair you have a problem. 698 00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:58,500 What hair is edible? 699 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:00,500 Okay corn's on feet. 700 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:01,140 That makes sense. 701 00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:01,300 Yes. 702 00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,740 Painful and unwanted. 703 00:53:02,740 --> 00:53:03,940 Corn ball. 704 00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:05,380 Feeling overdone and uninspired. 705 00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:06,100 Yes. 706 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,940 It put corn fed all the way down. 707 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:09,300 Wow. 708 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,060 Praising farm raised bulk but doesn't necessarily scream delicious. 709 00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:15,620 We're not talking about oh my god. 710 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:18,020 There are plenty of corn fed hunks who think. 711 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:19,380 Otherwise. 712 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:20,500 That people think are delicious. 713 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:20,740 Yes. 714 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,740 And then yes a corny turd. 715 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:26,100 It's there it's unavoidable and we'd rather not dwell on it. 716 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,220 I will take a picture of it and send it to Chachy BT. 717 00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:31,140 Especially if it's one of those perfect ones. 718 00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:37,540 Yeah I feel like this was inevitable that an episode about food would have to go to the humans. 719 00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:38,100 Yes. 720 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,700 But specifically I'm gonna give the win to me. 721 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,740 What fuck off? 722 00:53:43,540 --> 00:53:46,580 Like you came up with the idea for Quarantier List. 723 00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,820 When do I get to win one here for Cryonaut? 724 00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:49,620 This is bullshit. 725 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:50,500 You won Monkey World. 726 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,020 Well we won Monkey World. 727 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,300 So then give this one to me. 728 00:53:53,300 --> 00:54:00,900 I mean you came up with the idea for Quarantier List but then I did all the work. 729 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,900 I hate you. 730 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,460 You know what? 731 00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:05,860 How about we just give this one to corn? 732 00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:06,420 Okay. 733 00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,700 Let's give this one to corn. 734 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:08,900 We're gonna give this one to corn. 735 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:11,620 Or let's give this one to the Native Americans. 736 00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:12,260 Yes. 737 00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:12,980 They. 738 00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:15,380 Let's give this one to the indigenous peoples. 739 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:20,820 That our ancestors so surely destroyed and dismantled. 740 00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:26,500 Like they have casinos which is horrible because it goes against their the entire idea of them. 741 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:29,940 They didn't have the idea of possessions and money. 742 00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:30,900 No exactly. 743 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:35,780 Which is how we tricked them into giving us Manhattan Island for like 80 beads or something. 744 00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:38,500 And then there were also disease blankets. 745 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:41,460 There's like a whole book you can read about this. 746 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,980 It's awful. 747 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,660 Anyway. 748 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:46,660 Chachibut says thank you. 749 00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:51,060 And here is their corniest nugget of wisdom from Michael. 750 00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:52,180 This is just for you. 751 00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,060 Oh here we go. 752 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:59,300 So what I want you to make sure you notice is that not only is this quote surrounded by quotation marks. 753 00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:00,900 It's also surrounded by corn. 754 00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,500 Little kernels. 755 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,940 Little corncops. 756 00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:05,860 Which was an S here for you. 757 00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:06,500 Yes. 758 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,300 Little corncops. 759 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,020 I know. 760 00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:09,620 So this is like a double corn quote. 761 00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:10,340 Uh huh. 762 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:11,620 Remember Michael. 763 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,540 Just like corn. 764 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:17,940 Life's best moments sometimes come with a little pop. 765 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,940 A lot of layers. 766 00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:22,900 And maybe even a kernel of surprise. 767 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:25,300 So embrace the husks. 768 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:27,300 Savor the sweetness. 769 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:30,820 And keep things just a little bit corny. 770 00:55:30,820 --> 00:55:34,180 Because that's where the flavor's at. 771 00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:35,700 Hey Chachibut. 772 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:37,700 To quote corn the band. 773 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:38,900 I'm here to stay. 774 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,340 Here's the other thing. 775 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:43,140 They put corn in the bag. 776 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:45,140 They put corny jokes. 777 00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:48,900 And cornball trait and sentimental in F tier. 778 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:50,900 And then they decided to call me both. 779 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:52,900 Give me a corny joke and then call me a corn. 780 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:56,020 Yeah that quote was very very uh cornball. 781 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,580 And very kind of corny. 782 00:55:58,580 --> 00:55:59,380 So no. 783 00:55:59,380 --> 00:56:05,780 Your wisdom won't guide me through corn related quandaries with buttery smoothness Chachibut. 784 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:11,700 I think that the indigenous peoples win this episode in Mike's name. 785 00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:12,260 I'll take it. 786 00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:20,100 But his name doesn't actually get him any sort of like monetary or podcast currency related value. 787 00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:22,260 Is that good? 788 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:24,820 Until next time everybody. 789 00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:25,540 Keep it corny. 790 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,700 If you enjoyed that stupid thing. 791 00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,780 Whatever just happened. 792 00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:33,380 Why not subscribe to it. 793 00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:34,260 Or follow it. 794 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:35,380 Or just like it. 795 00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:36,340 I don't know. 796 00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:39,140 Whatever it is you're doing on whatever platform this is on. 797 00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:42,820 If you have any suggestions for episodes or ideas. 798 00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:44,820 Episode ideas. 799 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:45,780 Whatever. 800 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:47,780 Feet pics included. 801 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:54,740 Hey you can send those in the comment section or you can email us at windbreakermedia at gmail.com. 802 00:56:54,740 --> 00:56:56,740 I like the feet. 803 00:56:56,740 --> 00:56:58,740 That's also all one word. 804 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:01,620 Chachibut appreciates proper email syntax. 805 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,620 It doesn't appreciate feet. 806 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:05,620 It does appreciate the support of our listeners. 807 00:57:05,620 --> 00:57:07,620 It does appreciate the support of our listeners. 808 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:12,180 Why am I not included when you say that? 809 00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:15,460 Hey we'll probably all three of you. 810 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:16,820 Thus we'll see you next time. 811 00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:17,700 Send the feet. 812 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:36,180 Set set feet.