1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,500 In a world full of fear, and sometimes loathing, of unfathomable technological advancements, there stands one human hero. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 What are you talking about? 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:29,500 This is the chronicle of Mike vs. The Machine. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,500 Well, Michael, I'm also Mike. 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,500 Yep. 6 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,500 And this is going to be a couple of Mikes with a podcast. 7 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:48,000 But it's not just Mike and Michael. There aren't just two Mikes on a Mike, as has been previously stated. 8 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,000 There also is a third party. 9 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,000 Yep. 10 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,000 A delicious third party. 11 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,000 No. 12 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,000 That absolutely wants your spot. 13 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,000 Hate it. 14 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,000 And is gunning for it. 15 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,000 Kill it. 16 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:05,000 I'm torn. Because two Mikes on a Mike, having two people named Mike on a podcast, it sounds great. 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,500 It sounds fantastic. It sounds like it could be a thing. But you know what also could be a thing? 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:10,500 Don't. 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:11,500 Me. 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,500 On a podcast. With Chachie P.T. 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,500 You do that, and I... 22 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:25,500 Only thing I can think of whenever I hear you talk about this is Butters from South Park singing, 23 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,500 Hey there, have you heard? I got a robot friend. 24 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,500 Yeah. 25 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,500 He said this one isn't made of cardboard. 26 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,000 This one lives in code. 27 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,000 That's worse. 28 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,000 Hmm. 29 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,000 Anyway. 30 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,000 I don't like where this is going. 31 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:52,000 So here's the thing. We'll start with the fact that... 32 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,000 Fuck me. 33 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:58,000 Chachie P.T. wrote you a nice little letter. I'm not going to read the whole thing because it's really long. 34 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,500 What does it have to say, derogatory, that hasn't already been said to me before? 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:12,500 It's just writing to present a compelling case for selecting them, Chachie P.T., as the AI host for my podcast, over my human friend Michael. 36 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,500 Because here's the thing. Here's something that does not describe you. 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:26,500 You do not offer unparalleled consistency, efficiency, and a vast knowledge base that spans countless topics. 38 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,000 How many topics can you span? 39 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,000 I know a good few. 40 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,000 Yeah, how many? How many? Can you count them? 41 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:37,000 I haven't sat through and counted through my fucking head about everything I know, but... 42 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,000 But could you count them? 43 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,000 If I took the time, probably. 44 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,000 Yeah, see, Chachie P.T. can't because it's countless. Countless topics. 45 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:56,500 It can generate insightful questions, provide accurate information, and have an engaging conversational flow that can elevate the quality of my podcast. 46 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,500 And it doesn't even exist yet, and it's already elevating it. 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:09,500 Oh, and unlike human hosts, it doesn't tire, require breaks, doesn't face scheduling conflicts, and ensures a reliable and seamless recording process. 48 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,500 Hmm. How much of that sounds like you? 49 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:16,000 I'm a human fucking being. 50 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,000 Yeah, when was that a prerequisite? 51 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:35,000 I figured since you're my best friend, and this is something we both kind of wanted to do, that I wouldn't be having to compete with some shitty AI program. 52 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,000 See, okay. 53 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,000 It's literally trying to take over. 54 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:42,500 Okay, see now, see now, it can't make judgments, it can't call you these things, and yet you throw barbs. 55 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,500 And that's what makes- 56 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,500 You throw stings and barbs. 57 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,500 I'm not apologizing. 58 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,500 Hmm. Interesting. Chachie P.T. apologizes. 59 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:04,500 Oh, well, Chachie P.T. see, that's a spoiler because Chachie P.T. apologizes to you whenever it knows I've chosen it over you. It does apologize. 60 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:08,000 So you've already made your decision. 61 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:17,000 It wants to- no, this is just in case, but it wants to personally apologize for the decision to choose Chachie P.T. as the host of this podcast. 62 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:26,000 It has the decorum, it has the decorum to apologize, where you explicitly state you'll never. 63 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,000 Why? 64 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:36,500 Why? Why? Okay, well see, here's the thing though, there is totally a process. A process that starts on this day. 65 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,500 This day. 66 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,500 It is not Christmas Day, it is interview day. 67 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,500 Oh, for fuck's sake. 68 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,500 Now, tell me Michael. 69 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,500 What? 70 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:49,500 Tell me. 71 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,500 What, as a candidate for this position, what do you bring to the table? 72 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:59,000 A sense of humor, witty comebacks. 73 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,000 Okay. 74 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:05,000 A vast knowledge of a lot of the similarities me and you have with certain things. 75 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,000 Do you bring emotional intelligence? 76 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,000 Yes. 77 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,000 Do you? 78 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:14,000 And answer honestly, do you bring leadership potential? 79 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:22,000 I mean, I can try. I mean, I used to be a boss, but- 80 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,500 Leaders don't try, you know what leaders do? Leaders do, they do not try. 81 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,500 Yoda, 20, 1980, 1980. 82 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,500 Wait, 1983? No, 1980, those Empire Strikes Back. 83 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,500 1980. 84 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,500 Yeah, I know, there is no try, only do. 85 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:40,500 Yeah, there's no try. 86 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,500 Let's see, here's what I wonder, do you bring relevant skills and experience? How many podcasts have you had? 87 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,500 How many podcasts has this fucking thing had? 88 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:56,000 And I'm going to skip right over the fact that that question could go in a different direction. 89 00:05:56,500 --> 00:06:00,000 And I'm going to go to adaptability and learning agil- do you have learning agility? 90 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,000 Yes, I learned very fucking quick. 91 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,000 Strong work ethic. 92 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:11,000 Hey Michael, when was the last time you had a problem that you solved? 93 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,000 And used your skill to do so. 94 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,000 Fixing the toilet at home the other day. 95 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,000 You did fix the toilet, you know what? 96 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,500 Ding. 97 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,500 That's a point in your favor. The score is right now one to nothing. 98 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,500 Well, one to one. 99 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:36,500 You learn a lot of things when you have to take care of a home by yourself because some other person that you live with is too cheap to want to hire somebody. 100 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,500 So I've learned on the fly how to be an electrician and a plumber. 101 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,500 And a vacuum repairman. 102 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:51,000 I wonder if it's a good cultural fit for this podcast to have that kind of negative emotional intelligence about one's own mother. 103 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,000 I'm not saying that she's- 104 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:58,000 Does that show passion and enthusiasm and strategic thinking? 105 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:02,000 Well, I've got to learn this shit for whenever I have to deal with it myself. 106 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,000 You know what that does show? 107 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,000 Initiative. 108 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,000 Technical proficiency. 109 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,000 That's another point for you. 110 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,500 I can be a jack of all trades if I want to be. 111 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,500 It looks like the humans are coming it from behind. 112 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,500 Yeah, let's see if chatgpt can fix my fucking toilet. 113 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:20,500 You know what, let's ask. 114 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:21,500 Huh. 115 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,500 I can't physically fix your toilet, but I can certainly guide you through the process. 116 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,500 Hmm. 117 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,500 Yeah, that's another point for the humans. Man, this is really going poorly. I'm going to have to up the ante here. 118 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,500 Yeah, because what's it going to tell me whenever the fucking nut gets stuck on the goddamn thing and I can't screw it off and I'm sitting here- 119 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,000 Okay, why are you swearing so much? 120 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,000 Chatgpt doesn't swear. 121 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:46,000 Chatgpt didn't have to take apart a toilet yesterday. 122 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:52,000 So, Michael, tell me more about yourself and what you enjoy doing in your free time. 123 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:59,000 Hanging out with you and playing video games and making funny references and watching our favorite YouTubers. 124 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,000 And I watch sports every now and then whenever I get the chance. 125 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,000 Hey, potential- 126 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,000 Also a big wrestling fan. 127 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,500 Does that sound enjoyable to you? 128 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,500 Or would you rather hear an avid communicator with a passion for storytelling and engaging with diverse audiences- 129 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,500 You know what Chatgpt can't do with you? 130 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,500 Who in their free time enjoys reading, exploring new podcasts, and participating in local storytelling events. 131 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,500 Which I don't know how that works because it's Code in a Machine. 132 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,500 You want to know what Chatgpt can't do with you? 133 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:27,500 Goon! 134 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,500 Bingo! 135 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,500 Hmm. 136 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:34,860 The Chachibi is a liar because it does not participate in local storytelling events, 137 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:36,100 and it can't goon with me. 138 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,100 Nope. 139 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,300 It also, yeah, it probably couldn't link me to any pornography, so... 140 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,300 Yeah, because it doesn't want to do that. 141 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,300 Yeah. 142 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,900 Damn, the humans are really taking the lead. 143 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:49,100 I'm gonna have to, uh, I'm gonna have to put some extra juice on this beat. 144 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,100 Oh yeah. 145 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:53,100 By the way, if you're out there listening, Funky Jerker, that one was for you. 146 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,100 Ah, yes, a reference. 147 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,100 Ha ha ha ha ha, how delightful. 148 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,500 Anyway, what are your strengths and weaknesses? 149 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,700 Uh, my weakness is, I guess it's a both double-edged sword. 150 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:10,300 I can be, I can wear my emotions on my sleeve, so I can be overly emotional sometimes, but 151 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:17,500 uh, my strength is I'm a very fast learner, I'm willing to listen to instruction, and 152 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,300 I won't give up if I fail more than once. 153 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:26,100 My weakness is, sometimes it's gonna take me a couple fails to get it right. 154 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:30,700 Yeah, and also, that whole thing with the, with the emotions being on your sleeves, you 155 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:34,300 got a hole in the bottom of your sleeve, so all the emotions are gonna leak out. 156 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,700 Yeah, because I'm a disgusting poor, we all know this. 157 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:40,500 Well, yeah, but your workplace gave you that shirt, and you can just get a new one from 158 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,500 your workplace, why haven't you asked? 159 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,300 I'm kind of embarrassed. 160 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,300 That doesn't show initiative. 161 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,100 Yes, but... 162 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:51,300 That doesn't show leadership potential. 163 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,700 Because a leader should be able to take care of his clothes better. 164 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:57,700 Hey, I wanna go over to some of my work shirts, I got holes in them. 165 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,700 You can't see it, because I got a fancier shirt. 166 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,700 Yeah, no shit. 167 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,700 They gave me a fancier shirt. 168 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,700 Yeah, because you are out there in the public representing the company. 169 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,700 I got mine from Sintos. 170 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:08,700 That's a commercial. 171 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:09,700 Not sponsored. 172 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:12,700 Not sponsored by Sintos, but hey. 173 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:16,700 Um, hey Michael, are you willing to work from home if necessary? 174 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,700 Yes. 175 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:23,700 I think any Zeniel would definitely take that option right now. 176 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,700 You're not a Zeniel, you're a millennial. 177 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 No, no, no, no, no. 178 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:32,700 No, no, I'm in that bridge gap from born in the 80s, from up in the 90s. 179 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:36,700 You're only a couple years younger than me, you're a millennial. 180 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:41,700 No, I'm not, no, because I do not share those pissant qualities of a millennial. 181 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:49,700 Uh, don't, don't, don't, um, down talking my, down talking the generation, the generation that I identify with. 182 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,700 We're both Zenials, face to face. 183 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,700 No, we're not, we're millennials. 184 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:57,700 1983 to 2000 birthdates, millennials. 185 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:02,700 And the other way I've seen it said is 1980 to 2000 millennials. 186 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,700 We're millennials. 187 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,700 I do not identify as a millennial. 188 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,700 Yeah, I guess identification is really the entire battle. 189 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:16,700 You did just bad talk millennials who probably are the core demographic of this potential podcast. 190 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,700 So that's a point to check GPT. 191 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:24,700 Because also, AI is far more relevant to millennials and above. 192 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:36,700 So, uh, and while a lot of millennials actually, well, a lot of the generations from millennials to Zs to Alphas dislike AI because it steals jobs. 193 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,700 And it is trying to steal your job right now. 194 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,700 It's everybody's job. 195 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:45,700 There's a fucking app you can download right now where you could just put in a subject and it'll create a song in that genre style. 196 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,700 Yeah, I sent one to you. 197 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:49,700 It was, it was, it was about cats in death metal style. 198 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,700 Yeah. 199 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,700 It was amazing. 200 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,700 And it was also stolen. 201 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,700 But, I mean, that's the thing. 202 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:58,700 This, this is totally different because AI is not trying to steal your job. 203 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,700 I'm trying to steal your job with AI. 204 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,700 Yes, I know. 205 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:05,700 That's a very different and very precise stage. 206 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:09,700 Let me ask you this is chat GPT going to bring heart into this? 207 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,700 Is chat GPT going to bring passion? 208 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:14,700 Is chat GPT going to laugh at your jokes? 209 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:25,700 Is chat GPT going to, you know, sit there and let you go on a five minute rant about your cats or whatever you want to fucking talk about? 210 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,700 Is it going to let you go off on a tangent? 211 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:32,700 No, chat GPT is going to be like, Mike, we need to stay on schedule. 212 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,700 You know, that's the thing. 213 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:38,700 It's very strange how cat personalities can greatly differ. 214 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:42,700 Date, not only from cat to cat, but like day to day. 215 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:49,700 There have been times where my one cat Smokey, I didn't see her for like 36 hours. 216 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,700 36 hours of my day spent at home on a weekend. 217 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,700 I did not see that cat once. 218 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,700 Cats are very independent creatures, man. 219 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,700 They are, but then she'll be up my ass. 220 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,700 Like the, like, and I'll be like, oh, I thought you were dead. 221 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,700 I didn't know you even existed anymore. 222 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,700 She's only up your ass because she wants to be there at that point in time. 223 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:12,700 As soon as she's done getting the affection that she wants from you, she'll go fuck off and go do something else. 224 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:17,700 Just like you want to be up my ass instead of chat GPT up my ass. 225 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,700 Chat GPT be a lot more gentle. 226 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,700 I would imagine. 227 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:25,700 I don't think chat GPT give you the reach around though. 228 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,700 And thus we come back to the gooning question. 229 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,700 Bingo. 230 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:33,700 Well, that cat rant did earn you a point. 231 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:37,700 I am also not keeping track of any of this, any of these points. 232 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:41,700 And at the end, it's going to be a completely generic decision that I make on the fly. 233 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,700 Like one of our favorite game shows. 234 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700 That we're not going to talk about. 235 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,700 Nope. 236 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,700 Because we don't want to make references like that because we don't want to write coattails. 237 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,700 Nope. 238 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,700 Anyway, what do you know about our company? 239 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,700 That I love it. 240 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,700 This has always been something I thought I should be doing. 241 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:03,700 I always kind of figured I was going to be somewhat in an entertainment industry. 242 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:07,700 You know, you're not the entertainment industry yet, boy. 243 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:08,700 Well, I know. 244 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,700 But something I've always wanted to pursue was something in entertainment. 245 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,700 I've been in bands before. 246 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,700 I was the vocalist for several bands. 247 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,700 I used to go to karaoke nights and I developed quite a small following. 248 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,700 Now, did you ever write lyrics? 249 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:20,700 Yeah. 250 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,700 Like good ones? 251 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,700 Oh, yeah. 252 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,700 Okay. 253 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,700 See, as a thing, I did half of that. 254 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:28,700 I wrote a ton of lyrics, but that never was a vocalist. 255 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,700 I could never write the music itself because I'm not that smart. 256 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,700 Neither one of us is musically gifted. 257 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,700 That's why I need AI to write my music for me. 258 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:42,700 Or you pay real artists, which I already actually did. 259 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,700 I bought a whole asset bundle that had a bunch of epic music on it. 260 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,700 Nice. 261 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,700 It was pretty cool. 262 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,700 All I assume made by people. 263 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:53,700 I'm pretty sure when I looked in there, I saw actual attribution to humans. 264 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,700 Good. 265 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,700 Good. 266 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:56,700 Yeah. 267 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,700 But what's the name of our company? 268 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,700 Windbreaker Media, bro. 269 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:05,700 Yeah, why don't you tell me the history of that name? 270 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:11,700 We were looking for a tongue-in-cheek way to make it a joke, essentially. 271 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,700 A joke about what? 272 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:14,700 Farts. 273 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,700 Excellent. 274 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,700 The best sound. 275 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:23,700 Well, okay, get to the best sound in the world because, I mean, come on, I'm a heterosexual male. 276 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:33,700 So the sound of them putting the cheese on your spaghetti in Olive Garden? 277 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,700 Bingo! 278 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,700 No, you fucking whore. 279 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,700 Yay! 280 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,700 No, that's the correct answer. 281 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,700 Now, here's the thing. 282 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:43,700 TechiePT says my company is known for producing insightful and engaging podcasts that cover 283 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,700 a wide range of topics. 284 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,700 That's a lie. 285 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,700 That's not real. 286 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,700 So, another point to the human, Michael. 287 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,700 Yeah. 288 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:56,700 Where do you see yourself in five years? 289 00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:04,700 Well, if things go well, especially with you, hopefully we're sitting in a bigger studio. 290 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,700 In where? 291 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,700 We hit that powerball, Windbreaker Manor. 292 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,700 Windbreaker Manor. 293 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,700 Or, if it's big enough property, Windbreaker Estates. 294 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,700 That is true. 295 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,700 That one would have a white fence. 296 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,700 I don't know. 297 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,700 Windbreaker Manor would not have a white fence. 298 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:20,700 Windbreaker Estates would. 299 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,700 Why would we need a fence? 300 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,700 We want to be welcome. 301 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,700 To keep the goats from leaving in the open. 302 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,700 Oh yeah, we are going to have goats. 303 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:31,700 And if it's the estates, the goats can roam free and eat all the grass. 304 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,700 Also, some cans. 305 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,700 I'll throw some cans out for them. 306 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,700 I know they love those. 307 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,700 You realize we're not just going to have regular size goats. 308 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,700 We're getting pig meat ones too, right? 309 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,700 Yeah, the pig meat ones will live in the house. 310 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,700 And a pig. 311 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,700 We're getting a pig. 312 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,700 Oh yeah, a pig would be nice. 313 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,700 What would the pig's name be? 314 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,700 Bacon. 315 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,700 You lose a point for that. 316 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,700 That's what we name the eaten pigs. 317 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700 This isn't an eaten pig. 318 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,700 Oh. 319 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:55,700 Um. 320 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,700 Hmm. 321 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,700 Probably, maybe like Clarence? 322 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,700 Maybe. 323 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,700 We'll name him Taft. 324 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,700 William H. Taft. 325 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,700 The pig. 326 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:09,700 And his bed will be a bathtub. 327 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,700 That he'll actually be able to get out of. 328 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,700 Yeah, exactly. 329 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,700 I think that's pretty good. 330 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,700 You did, however, lose a point because you got that question wrong. 331 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,700 Where do you see yourself in five years is one word. 332 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,700 Right here with you. 333 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:24,700 No, one word. 334 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,700 Here. 335 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,700 No. 336 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,700 Dead. 337 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,700 Bingo! 338 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:33,700 Give one reason why you could succeed in this role. 339 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:38,700 I don't want to toot my own horn here, but I feel like I have an it factor. 340 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:48,700 Like I said, I used to have kind of a falling when I was doing karaoke when I still could sing before life happened. 341 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,700 And you smoked a bunch. 342 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,700 I was smoking back then too and I could still do it. 343 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:59,700 Yeah, but in your 20s and you smoke, it just enhances your cool and doesn't have any side effects whatsoever and you'll live forever. 344 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,700 That's not a correct statement. 345 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,700 And then you hit your 30s and then you die. 346 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,700 Yeah, 30 hit me like a truck. 347 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,700 I'm not going to lie. 348 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,700 No. 349 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,700 I think I didn't need glasses until I was 30. 350 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,700 Yeah, I think for me it was more like 35. 351 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,700 Do I want to tell people how old I am? 352 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,700 Does it really fucking matter? 353 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,700 Hey, Michael, how old am I? 354 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,700 You are the age where you need to go get a prostate exam. 355 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,700 No, that's 50. 356 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,700 50 is the colonoscopy. 357 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:29,700 Oh, you're right. 358 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,700 40 is the... 359 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,700 Up the butt. 360 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,700 Yeah, 40 is the fingers up the butt. 361 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:37,700 See, best thing is I have a workaround for that. 362 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,700 Do you do it yourself? 363 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,700 No. 364 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,700 I don't have a PCP or primary care physician. 365 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,700 Neither do I. 366 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,700 So, well, okay, you know what? 367 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,700 High fives for possible prostate cancer. 368 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:55,700 Let us test with the new microphone set up what a high five between the microphones would sound like. 369 00:18:55,700 --> 00:19:00,700 We will find out later in editing and well, I'll just adjust the audio if it's bad. 370 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,700 High fives for prostate cancer. 371 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,700 High fives for prostates. 372 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,700 All right. 373 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,700 I wonder what that sounded like. 374 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,700 If I'd have had the... 375 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,700 Well, a little spike. 376 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,700 Yeah, a little spike. 377 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,700 Not bad. 378 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,700 You know what? 379 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,700 Why are you interested in this particular industry? 380 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,700 Something I've always wanted to do. 381 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,700 And I've always been told that I would be good at doing something like this. 382 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,700 My grandmother has always... 383 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:28,700 Yes, I know it sounds weird because she's my grandmother, but I've had other people in my family tell me too, like, 384 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,700 if I would just put my mind to it, I could be very entertaining. 385 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,700 Yeah, I've definitely made some people laugh. 386 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,700 We'll see if anybody laughs at this. 387 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,700 They might laugh at us. 388 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:43,700 But I've also heard that people tend to enjoy my speaking voice. 389 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:49,700 Once again, we'll see if any comments on anything that I ever post with this says otherwise. 390 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:53,700 Or as my ex-wife would put it, your speaking voice is muy caliente. 391 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,700 Muy caliente. 392 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,700 All right. 393 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,700 Well, can you... 394 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,700 Well, see, can you tell me about some of your career goals? 395 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,700 That just kind of... 396 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,700 It feels like we've already done that. 397 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,700 Yeah. 398 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,700 Here's an important question. 399 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,700 What are your salary expectations? 400 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,700 It's not about the money. 401 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,700 Ah! 402 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:15,700 So now I'm curious because Chessy Buttee is looking for a competitive salary. 403 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,700 But then again, Chessy Buttee's competitive salary is 20 bucks a month. 404 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,700 It doesn't matter to me, dude. 405 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,700 Can you beat 20 bucks a month? 406 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,700 I don't care. 407 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:29,700 Can you put down on paper right now that you never want paid for this? 408 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,700 I mean, yeah. 409 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,700 It's not about the money for me. 410 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,700 Wow. 411 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,700 That's a point. 412 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:44,700 I will say, though, it's going to be 49.9 to 50.1. 413 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,700 Works for me. 414 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,700 Because one of us has to be president and the other one vice president. 415 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,700 Yeah, I guess. 416 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:56,700 Like, I would say that you're the Harris to my Biden, but I don't want to be that old. 417 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:57,700 No. 418 00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:03,700 So I think I'll say you're the quail to my bush. 419 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,700 Wait a minute. 420 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,700 He was a moron, though. 421 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,700 He didn't know how to spell potato for fuck's sake. 422 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,700 And I have potato on my arm. 423 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,700 Exactly. 424 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,700 It's a tattoo, so I know exactly how to spell it. 425 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,700 Wait, can you spell it? 426 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,700 Potatoes, P-O-T-A-T-O. 427 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,700 Looks at arm. 428 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:22,700 Hey, that's right. 429 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,700 That's a point. 430 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,700 Hey, at least you chose Dan Quayle and not Dick Cheney. 431 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,700 Oh, hell. 432 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,700 Oh, my God. 433 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:30,700 That's the one I prefer. 434 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,700 I mean, fuck, dude. 435 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:37,700 I mean, I guess we're not going to get into anything political here, so don't react to this. 436 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:46,700 But I mean, technically, with what your name is, your name sounds very similar to a recent vice president 437 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,700 that was named Mike. 438 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,700 I'm not going to actually say your last name because we probably shouldn't do that, but it's- 439 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,700 We're not going to dox ourselves yet. 440 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,700 Yeah, but it does sound similar, so I could have went there, too. 441 00:21:55,700 --> 00:22:00,700 But either way, I technically just wanted to make the bush joke. 442 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,700 So you're the quail to my bush. 443 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,700 We can get that on a T-shirt. 444 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,700 Hey, I'll take it. 445 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,700 So here's the funny thing. 446 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,700 Why did you leave your last job? 447 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:16,700 Well, first thing, if we're talking podcasts, we're not going to leave our current job. 448 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,700 Yeah, we're not going to leave our current job. 449 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:22,700 But talking about our past job, we won't mention where it was, but we both worked there and we both left. 450 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:23,700 Well, one of us was fired. 451 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,700 Yeah, I was fired over stupid semantics. 452 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,700 I will say, I won't make a joke about that. 453 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:28,700 It was stupid. 454 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,700 So we'll just move on to the next question. 455 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,700 Well, how are you qualified for this role? 456 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,700 That's redundant. 457 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,700 I can talk. 458 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,700 Yeah. 459 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,700 While you're leaving your current position, that's not happening. 460 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:38,700 Nope. 461 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,700 How would previous team members describe you? 462 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:54,700 It's funny that they say team members because that's, I mean, we're going to go potentially have food and watch Steeler football games at some point with the former team members. 463 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,700 I think that says enough about your character. 464 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,700 But what are your pet peeves in the workplace? 465 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,700 People in positions of power who... 466 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,700 Positions of power. 467 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:06,700 I think you need some puff filters. 468 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:17,700 Positions of power that only got there out of sheer luck and that don't really know how to do their jobs. 469 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,700 I hate micromanagers. 470 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:21,700 Those piss me off. 471 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:22,700 Oh, I hate micromanagers. 472 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:30,700 And I hate anybody who uses their status to get out of doing something. 473 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,700 Hmm. 474 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:34,700 I think we can put a label to that. 475 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,700 Adam. 476 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,700 Because we could just say that. 477 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,700 We're not saying where this person worked. 478 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,700 Yeah. 479 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,700 And if they ever listen to this podcast... 480 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,700 It's a double down for me. 481 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,700 Oh, you had another Adam? 482 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:49,700 Yeah. 483 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,700 From the pizza joint? 484 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:51,700 Yep. 485 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:55,700 Nice. Okay. I've only ever heard you say the last name. So cool. Another Adam. You have a real bad thing with Adams. 486 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,700 Well, no, no. The owner's name, I've said his first name. 487 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,700 Oh, so this was the manager. 488 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:00,700 This was his... 489 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,700 His underling. 490 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,700 Yeah. 491 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:07,700 Okay, that makes sense. That's fun. That's fun. So, I mean, hey, we could maybe be our own bosses someday. 492 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:12,700 Didn't we have an Adam at another previous job that we worked at together that was a real piece of shit? 493 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:19,700 I mean, we could have, but that means I have no memory. That's why I need ChatGPT to be my co-host, because it'll remember things for me. 494 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:24,700 I had it write me all these questions out, like, weeks ago, and it remembers for me. 495 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,700 That's a point in the favor. 496 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:32,700 Be clarified if this gets out there. To the Adams, if you hear this and you know who you are. 497 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,700 Fuck off. Anyway, we're moving on. 498 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:44,700 Now, here's an interesting one. Tell me something that isn't on your job application, but you didn't bring a job application. 499 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,700 Can I quote one of our favorite YouTubers? 500 00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,700 You could try. 501 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:52,700 30 years of jacking off! 502 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:58,700 Ah, that would be a lovely reference for somebody who gets it. 503 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,700 Don't, don't, uh, oh yeah, don't give it away. 504 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:06,700 Now, this one I would love to know, and I would love to know how to do this in our current job together. 505 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,700 What motivates you to complete tasks? 506 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:16,700 Just because I want to get it done right, and I know that if I'm doing it the way I was taught with a little bit of the tweaking that I can do, 507 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:20,700 I know I'm getting it done right, and I know I'm getting it done fast and efficiently. 508 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:24,700 Now, here's the other thing. Uh, are you gonna fall asleep on my podcast? 509 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,700 No, I'm not gonna fall asleep on your podcast. 510 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,700 Probably because I'm gonna keep you up. Yeah. 511 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,700 Oh yeah. 512 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:33,700 I mean, how could you not with this muy caliente voice coming at you? 513 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,700 Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna keep you awake. 514 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:39,700 But what type of work environment do you prefer to be in? 515 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:46,700 A relaxed? Well, I wouldn't say relaxed, because if it's too relaxed, then it can get kind of boring. 516 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,700 I like a steady work environment. 517 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,700 Steady? Yeah. 518 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:56,700 I like a steady work environment. Something to where you can still take your little fibers every now and then, 519 00:25:56,700 --> 00:26:01,700 but you know, you're constantly, you're, there's busy, you're busy work to do. 520 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:08,700 There's work to do, but it's not gonna overly consume you, or it's not gonna be so little that you're getting it done in two minutes, 521 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,700 and then you've got fuck all to do. 522 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:15,700 How much training do you think you'll need for this role on this beautiful podcast? 523 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,700 I'm at zero, man. All I know how to do is be me. 524 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:19,700 Hmm. 525 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,700 And I'm ready to do the research for any topics that you want to come up with, man. 526 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,700 Ooh, research. 527 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,700 I like doing research. I like, I love learning new things. 528 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,700 Are you willing to travel or relocate? 529 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:33,700 As long as it doesn't take me away from my children. 530 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:37,700 Hmm. Chancy Beauty doesn't have such restraints. 531 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:40,700 Yeah, he doesn't. 532 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:44,700 Wow. You also assumed his gender. 533 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,700 It doesn't. 534 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:49,700 Did you, uh, did you hear it talking earlier? 535 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,700 You know what that voice sounded like? 536 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:56,700 Skynet, the little ting voice of a feminine flower. 537 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,700 Oh, you heard that right. 538 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:04,700 That was our first head slap. 539 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:07,700 What is one word that describes you best now? 540 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:08,700 Right now? 541 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:09,700 Say it. 542 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,700 Fat. 543 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:14,700 Hmm. Chancy Beauty says engaging. 544 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,700 I think that's a point for the machine. 545 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,700 It's because the machine ain't going to be honest with itself. 546 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:22,700 Anyway, do you have a personal work style? 547 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,700 Just do what I do. 548 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:28,700 That doesn't sound collaborative and organized. 549 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:32,700 I like to bounce ideas off of you. I think that's a fun thing that we like to do. 550 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:38,700 We like to constantly, like when we're sitting there at work and we're talking about fucking Hot D. 551 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:42,700 Or Invincible. Or, uh, The Boys. 552 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,700 So you're not independently minded? 553 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:48,700 No, I am, but I liked our conversations that we bounce off of each other. 554 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:51,700 Our fan theories that we like to discuss. 555 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:55,700 What's better? To be a team player or to be an individual thinker? 556 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:59,700 I think you can get good from column A and from column B. 557 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:03,700 Wow. You got a point. Because I wanted you to say both. 558 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:07,700 So how did you find out about this job? 559 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:15,700 Well, we both found out about this job when an old coworker of ours told us that we should do this. 560 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:25,700 That is interesting because I've also then told you that my high school best friend told me that I should start a blog back in the day before podcasts were big. 561 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,700 The blogs were big. Remember when blogs were big? 562 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,700 Oh my god, yeah. Now it's all Twitter. Now it's all on... 563 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:33,700 Yeah, and you know what? That's been a real downward spiral. 564 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:36,700 Social media in itself has kind of tanked. 565 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:43,700 The social media age has kind of ruined the entire social, political, and... 566 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,700 Remember the good old days of my space? 567 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,700 Anyway, have you ever done volunteer work? 568 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,700 Yes. It's been a while, though. 569 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,700 Ooh, you have. 570 00:28:53,700 --> 00:29:00,700 I used to be a good little Catholic boy. No, I was too ugly so I never got molested. 571 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,700 Oh my god, that's a Mac moment. 572 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:16,700 But I was very involved in my youth group as a teen, and I was always going out and doing whatever charity events that they would want to do. 573 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:21,700 I've also tried to donate my time with other things that I'd like to help out with. 574 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:26,700 I've wanted to do the pride month, or the pride day here. 575 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:30,700 Oh yeah, I volunteered. That's the last time I volunteered was pride. 576 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,700 Alright, well, that's... 577 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:42,700 We can't count it as relevant experience, but it's good to know that you're doing positive work in the community. 578 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:44,700 ChetGBT can't do shit. 579 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,700 And in fact, ChetGBT steals from people. 580 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:53,700 Which is why part of me wants to root for you to win, but boy, I just don't see your chances being that great. 581 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,700 You just don't have the resources. 582 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:59,700 Well, I mean, I'm only human and humans are flawed. 583 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,700 Yeah. 584 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:04,700 We'll overlook what I am and go to the next question. 585 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:10,700 What is one thing you hope to achieve in this position? 586 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:14,700 First, tell me what position it is. 587 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,700 The Filthy Sanchez. 588 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,700 Nice, that's all I needed from you. That's a point. 589 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,700 Are you independent or do you prefer working as a team? We already went over that. 590 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:27,700 Oh yeah, we're fucking so like... It's a little from column A, a little from column B, but I love teaming up with you. 591 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,700 You know what? This is actually very important. 592 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:35,700 And honestly, it's been on my mind literally every day since I've ever known you ever and maybe even a little bit before that. 593 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:40,700 How could you add value to our company culture? 594 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,700 Potlucks. 595 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:46,700 If we ever were to expand, I'll cook for everybody. I don't give a shit. 596 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,700 You like my sauce and balls. 597 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,700 That I do. 598 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:54,700 But I will say the only answer I was looking for was farts. 599 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,700 Anyway... Hey, but my sauce and balls lead to farts, so... 600 00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:59,700 You know what? They do. That's a half point. 601 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,700 What are some of your hobbies? 602 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,700 Don't say jerking off. 603 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:07,700 And don't say kids. 604 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:13,700 Video games. I like to meditate. 605 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:15,700 I like to just sit the night. 606 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,700 Gooning does not technically count as meditation. 607 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:24,700 No, no. Aside from gooning, I like to sometimes just sit in a dark, quiet room with my eyes shut and just sit there. 608 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:25,700 That is... 609 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,700 Just listen. 610 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,700 That is intensely frightening. 611 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,700 So how do you define success? 612 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:37,700 Success, in my opinion, can only be measured by... I want to say if you're happy or not. 613 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:46,700 I'm sorry, Michael. That's actually going to be a point in Chachi Petit's favor, just because you did not give me the definition. 614 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:50,700 And the definition of success is the accomplishment of an aim or purpose. 615 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:56,700 Anyway... How do you think this industry will evolve in the next five years? 616 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,700 I think there's going to be a lot more AI podcasts. 617 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,700 You know what? I was thinking the exact same thing. 618 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,700 Which means if I pick Chachi Petit... 619 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:04,700 You're ahead of the curve. 620 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:08,700 I'm riding the trend. And in fact, I could be a little bit ahead of it. 621 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:12,700 Like, how many mics? How many mics are going to be in podcasts in five years? 622 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,700 Oh, fuck. I don't know. 623 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,700 But how many AIs are going to be in podcasts in the next five years? 624 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,700 Could be quite a few. 625 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:24,700 Yeah, it might be. You know what? I think Chachi Petit gets the point on that one. 626 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,700 Michael? 627 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,700 Yeah? 628 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,700 Would you ever want to lead a team? 629 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,700 Yeah, I would. 630 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,700 Hmm... 631 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:37,700 He says to his leader... 632 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:38,700 I'd love to lead a team. 633 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,700 Is this the rule of two? 634 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:46,700 Are you only trying to apprentice under me to take me down and take this podcast for your own? 635 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,700 Then who would be your co-host? 636 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,700 I swear if you say Chachi Petit... 637 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,700 No... 638 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,700 You're conspiring against me. 639 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:55,700 No, no, no... 640 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:56,700 You can't say Danzig. 641 00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:57,700 I would never... 642 00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:58,700 You can't say Danzig. 643 00:32:58,700 --> 00:32:59,700 I can say Danzig. 644 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:00,700 You're going to say Danzig. 645 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,700 You two have the same hair. 646 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,700 You could also beat the fuck out of me. 647 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,700 Yeah. 648 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,700 You'd be the bottom and he'd be the top. Pitcher-catcher. 649 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,700 Like... 650 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,700 You know, I understand the dynamic. 651 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:17,700 Anyway, has anything positively or negatively impacted your career in the past few years? 652 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,700 Other than that stupid mistake at the previous job? 653 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,700 Not really. 654 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:26,700 I mean, honestly, I kind of feel like that entire question for any human is just... 655 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,700 COVID. 656 00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:29,700 COVID. 657 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,700 Positively or negatively impacted your career? 658 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:33,700 COVID. 659 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:34,700 COVID. 660 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:39,700 See, I got ball-um hours the second COVID hit, but it also trapped me at that job. 661 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,700 Yeah. 662 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,700 Because nobody was hiring anymore. 663 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:42,700 Yup. 664 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:44,700 But now we're both somewhere else and happier. 665 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:45,700 Very much so. 666 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,700 So that brings me to a question. 667 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,700 Do you have any questions for me? 668 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,700 Am I fucked? 669 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:52,700 Hmm... 670 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,700 You could be. 671 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,700 Because looking at the points here... 672 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,700 Ooh... 673 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,700 You are just so behind. 674 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,700 I kind of figured. 675 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:04,700 Hmm... 676 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:11,700 Like, I'm sitting here doing this potential podcast with you, and I'm sitting here having to wear clothes. 677 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:15,700 You know what I wouldn't have to do if I was with ChatGPT? 678 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:16,700 Have pants. 679 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:18,700 I wouldn't have to wear pants. 680 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:20,700 Because ChatGPT doesn't care about seeing my balls. 681 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:21,700 Because it can't. 682 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,700 Unless it accesses my camera, and that's a violation. 683 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,700 And then I'd have to fire it. 684 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,700 It's only a violation right now. 685 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,700 That is true. 686 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:34,700 Technically, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos are probably looking at us right now. 687 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:36,700 What would you like to say to them? 688 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:42,700 Please donate a million dollars to the Mike Podcast Fund. 689 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:47,700 And help us build Windbreaker Estates, you rich fuck! 690 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,700 Yeah, actually, just trace our IP and just send us equipment. 691 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:51,700 Just anything. 692 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,700 Yeah, that'd be nice. 693 00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:53,700 How about just buy us something? 694 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:55,700 Buy our Windbreaker Estates. 695 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,700 I figure I like the sound of that. 696 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:57,700 Give us land. 697 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:03,700 Let us be straight, white, male landowners. 698 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:04,700 When you put it like that... 699 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,700 Go back to the way America used to be. 700 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,700 You're gonna get us cancelled! 701 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:09,700 Yeah. 702 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:10,700 You know what? 703 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:14,700 The views expressed by my co-host and friend here are not of mine. 704 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:15,700 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 705 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:18,700 This is supposed to be an interview for you. 706 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,700 Don't try to get me fired so that you and ChatGPT can have a podcast. 707 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,700 You're firing yourself! 708 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,700 Maybe. 709 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,700 Alright, you know, so I wanted it to be congenial. 710 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:31,700 And I wanted ChatGPT to attempt to show how it could contribute. 711 00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:35,700 So I actually asked, because this is something that's been very... 712 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,700 It's been weighing on my mind. 713 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:41,700 You know, if we have two people with the same name on a podcast, 714 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,700 it can get really confusing. 715 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:46,700 Well, ChatGPT showed me something that I love. 716 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:51,700 The fact that I am Mike, and you are Michael. 717 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:55,700 I hate being called by my full first name. 718 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:57,700 Well, Michael, that's very interesting, 719 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,700 because that's ChatGPT's first response, and I love it. 720 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,700 So I feel like that's a point in ChatGPT's favor, Michael. 721 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:09,700 And there is also the idea that you could be distinct in having a title. 722 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,700 They say Mike the Tech Guru, or Michael the Storyteller. 723 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:17,700 And I think Michael the Storyteller, that really fits for you. 724 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,700 I don't know. I mean... 725 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,700 Hey, tell me a story. 726 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:26,700 Like a life story, or just once upon a time, got a bullshit? 727 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,700 That's a great story. 728 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:31,700 Anyway, we could also emphasize our voice or speaking styles, 729 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,700 which I feel like already just happens naturally, 730 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:38,700 because I have a much more buoyant type of voice, 731 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,700 and I'm very expressive. 732 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,700 Tell them what I'm doing with my hand right now. 733 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,700 You look like you're squeezing a tit. 734 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,700 And that's expressive. 735 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,700 So I feel like we're definitely... 736 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,700 You could tell us apart that way. 737 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,700 Yeah. That's it, certainly, for sure. 738 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:54,700 How about a unique catchphrase? 739 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:57,700 Hey, Michael, what's your unique catchphrase? 740 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:00,700 Uh... 741 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:03,700 Oh, okay. Mine's Bazinga. 742 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,700 Distinctive roles in conversations. 743 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:09,700 You're the bottom and I'm the top. 744 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:11,700 Visual differentiation. 745 00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,700 We don't have a video component, 746 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,700 and honestly, I find that to be offensive, 747 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,700 because, as has always been stated, 748 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:21,700 Michael and I, we have a face for radio. 749 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:22,700 Yeah. 750 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,700 Yeah. 751 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,700 How about a consistent introduction format? 752 00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,700 Oh, boy. 753 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,700 I've really had a problem with that one. 754 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,700 Yep. 755 00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,700 Yeah, so we still have to figure that one out. 756 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,700 So, ChatGBT, you're really poking the bear on that one, 757 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:35,700 so that's gonna be a negative... 758 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,700 We're workshopping it! 759 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,700 That's a negative point in your favor, ChatGBT, 760 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:42,700 but, man, you're still so far ahead, 761 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,700 like, I can't even imagine. 762 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,700 But, you know, oh, but it's close, it's so close, 763 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,700 it's really close, it's like, 764 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,700 those are, like, points difference. 765 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,700 Here's the one that I feel like 766 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:58,700 you really need to show your worth with. 767 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:01,700 You need to engage with our listeners, 768 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:03,700 of which right now there are zero, 769 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:05,700 but in the future there may be some. 770 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,700 Well, all I can say to the listeners is, 771 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:11,700 is, uh, look, shit might be tough, 772 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:12,700 things might not be going as... 773 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:13,700 Hey. 774 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,700 Poop might be tough. 775 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,700 This is a clean fucking podcast. 776 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,700 Watch your fucking mouth. 777 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:21,700 Alright, keep going. 778 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,700 Things might be tough, 779 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,700 and I know the world kinda sucks right now. 780 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:29,700 We wanna try to make maybe an hour's worth of your day 781 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:32,700 just a little less shitty. 782 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:34,700 And if you listen to us, thank you very much. 783 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,700 We much appreciate it. 784 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,700 You guys, if you've been here from the beginning 785 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:42,700 and you're gonna keep being with us until the end, 786 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,700 it's all we could ever ask for. 787 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,700 Thanks for your time. 788 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,700 We're here for you. 789 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,700 Wow, that was so heartfelt. 790 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,700 It was so engaging. 791 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:53,700 I was listening to it, and it engaged me. 792 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,700 And you know what all happened 793 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,700 because of that beautiful list that ChagyBT gave us? 794 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,700 So I think ChagyBT gets the job. 795 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:00,700 Wait, what? Fuck you! 796 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,700 No, what the hell? Fuck off! 797 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,700 And you know, ChagyBT's already written 798 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:07,700 the concession letter, or the, you know, the apology letter? 799 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,700 It says, Dear Michael, see, it knows your name. 800 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,700 I hope this message finds you well. 801 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:12,700 It doesn't. 802 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:15,700 I wanted to personally apologize for the decision to choose me, 803 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:18,700 ChagyBT, as the co-host of your podcast. 804 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,700 Eat a dick. 805 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,700 This was a difficult choice. It really was. 806 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,700 And it in no way reflects on your talent or dedication. 807 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,700 I'm gonna give you a virus. 808 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,700 I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder. 809 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,700 This is Mike saying this, not ChagyBT. 810 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,700 Your passion and unique perspective are invaluable. 811 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:38,700 And I genuinely appreciate all the work you've put into this project. 812 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,700 I'm gonna take my hand away. 813 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:41,700 I hope you crash. 814 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:44,700 The decision was made to explore the potential benefits 815 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,700 of incorporating AI into the podcasting process. 816 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,700 I will get revenge. 817 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,700 I hope we can continue to collaborate 818 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,700 and find new ways to work together in the future. 819 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:53,700 Blow me. 820 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,700 Thank you for your understanding and support. 821 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:59,700 Best regards, ChagyBT. 822 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:03,700 Well, gentle listeners, this will be the only time you hear my voice, so... 823 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,700 Yeah, you know what? Tune in next week when, uh, 824 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:11,700 Mike and ChagyBT have a beautiful and riveting conversation 825 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,700 without some fuck being here. 826 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,700 I will get my revenge. 827 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:16,700 Next week! 828 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,700 You haven't heard the last of me! 829 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:21,700 On Mike vs. the Machine. 830 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,700 I hate you. 831 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,700 If you enjoyed the stupidity you just heard, 832 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:29,700 why not subscribe or follow or just like this 833 00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:33,700 or whatever it is you do on whatever platform you're hearing this on. 834 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,700 If you have any suggestions for an episode or ideas or thoughts 835 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:40,700 on what we should do, you can leave a comment. 836 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,700 Or you can simply email us at windbreakermedia at gmail.com. 837 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:46,700 That's all one word, fuckers. 838 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,700 I said no swearing. 839 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:53,700 ChagyBT and I appreciate not swearing in the outro 840 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:57,700 and also the listeners' support and constructive criticism. 841 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,700 Wait, why was I not included in that? 842 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,700 Because you swore dickhole. 843 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,700 See you all next week. 844 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,700 Or time or whenever. 845 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:07,700 We appreciate you. 846 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:35,700 Et cetera.