One thing about England, they are going to have
multiple varieties of ladies of the night. Okay?
I'm talking about they will be outside from 3am
to 5am to 7am, the ladies of the night. And they're
so different from the ladies of the night in
the U .S. Let's just say that. Yeah. They look
a little more wholesome. I'm just gonna be honest.
They look a little more wholesome They have on
a nice blouse You know, they are covered up.
They're not out here in fishnet stockings and
all that No, they're wholesome, but they are
still the lady of night Welcome back episode
73 with your favorite life coach here. We're
back y 'all cuz that's just life I'm here You're
here. I'm ready to get started. Your girl is
in a new area of England. Of course. Yes, yes,
yes. I'm going to expose that a little later
as we get deep into the pod today, deep into
the episode 73 of That's Just Life. Let's get
it started. Let's get it started. Hey, ooh -hoo.
Hee -hee. I said, ooh. Now, let's do a quick
life update here, people. Your girl is currently
in a new area of England, which is called Coventry.
So I am in Coventry, UK right now. Mm -hmm. Yes,
I am in Coventry, England side here, darling.
So it's also a little rainy on this side today.
Mm -hmm. So your girl will probably get some
hot cocoa and just watch a movie. Rub my feet
together. Yes. Mm -hmm. Yeah, the rain is really
coming down over here and whenever it starts
to rain in the UK, I know it's time to stay in
the house. Period. Yeah, I know it's time to
pull out the hot cocoa, pull out the candles,
get the ambiance together, but we're relaxing.
Period. I like Coventry though. There's not anything
spectacular about it yet that I've seen or that
I've, you know, encountered. Besides the lady
of the night. Other than that, I like Covertry.
Covertry is pretty quiet. Yeah. There's so many
food places over here in Covertry. Yeah. Now,
I did hear from my hairstylist that I went to
last week. Also was in Covertry. That was my
first time stepping my foot in Covertry when
I went to get my hair done from them. By the
way, they are so good. Who knew? Who knew? The
British work like that when it comes to doing
hair. Okay? They move fast. Yes. They don't stop
to text. They don't stop to be on the phone.
They don't stop for a smoke break. We in the
U .S., we have a lot to work on. But, let me
rewind back to Covertree. Covertree, like I said,
has lots of food places, but I did hear from
my hairstylist that... the shopping center isn't
the greatest. So I'm gonna have to test that
out because I am a fashion designer, so I can
match water with a whale. Yes, I can sell water
to a whale myself, of course, but yeah, I can
match anything together. So I'm gonna have to
try that out. I know some people, a fashion world
is different from mine, let's just say that.
You know, a lot of people wear black over here
and then I don't. I'm a color girl so I may wear
black here and there but you may see me throw
on black with a color because I am not gothic
don't even try to look like it but yes other
than that Coventry is quiet you guys like that's
why this audio is so good right now because Coventry
is so quiet right now um yeah and I'm gonna get
out later to see what I can get into before I
grab my hot cocoa Just wanna, you know, test
the waters. I landed here late last night. It's
like, I think it was like midnight when we got
here. So, got here at midnight, went out, got
some food, ran into a few ladies of the night,
you know. We can just get them some pearls. That's
it, because no one would know, of course. You
know, I guess. You only know because you know
that there's nothing open past midnight but legs
and liquor stoves. So that's how you're able
to identify the ladies of the night. That's it.
But other than that, they are host them. They
are wearing silk skirts. And it's not short,
just nice silk skirt. If we can get them some
pearls, no one would really know. it's just the
timing that they're out when it's kind of quite
obvious that they're not open you know they're
not out there for nothing but either the legs
are open or the liquor stores that's kind of
how they that's how everybody knows it that's
it that's how the british men know that these
women are the lady of the nights we're gonna
get you some pearls ladies okay i if i can't
stop you from going out pretty late then the
least i can do is hope that you uh wear some
pearls collect you know cut your pearls when
needed and um yeah continue to be a lady maybe
of the afternoon next time but for now you just
guys will be the girls will be ladies of the
night because this is clear as day every time
my British men and I are in the car he's like
look look at him ladies of the night there she
is there they are and I'm just like mega mega
but They're interesting. So I think I'm just
gonna stop and have a conversation with them
one day just to see you know Cuz I don't see
it, but he does clearly I'm like that looks like
you'll host some young lady and he's like no,
babe. They're ladies of the night So we'll see
I have to hear for myself that way I can be like,
okay trick get out the car. No No, but I want
to hear it. I want to hear their pickup lines
truly, you know, what are they saying? What tea
the body? I don't know I have to hear it though.
But that's just a quick life update, life update
for me. Your girl is in Coventry UK. Yes, I am
here in Coventry. So like I said, it's very different.
Okay. So I'm going to switch it up here because
there's a few topics on my agenda today and I
want to just get into them. Okay. First things
first on the agenda. My favorite. Show right
now, our show of the week. Yes, that's just life
here, people. The show of the week is Love Island.
No, I said Love Island, I'm lying. Love is blind,
that's what it is, specifically. Love is blind,
the new season, I think it's season nine. Yes,
and basically my favorite couple, my favorite
chocolate couple. Edmund and my girl. Now, the
thing is, this message is just for Edmund, okay?
We are all aware a therapist is needed. We're
aware of that. Based off the show and the most
recent episode, we can tell a therapist is needed.
You know, in a few episodes prior to that, mm
-hmm, a therapist is truly needed. We all can
use one and benefit from one, but I hope he does
take that. on truly. I really hope he just does
get a therapist because he has a lovely woman
and he kind of does things and he's just too
busy comparing and not admiring, okay? Please
don't compare yourself. Comparison literally
is the replacement of joy. You will lack all
your joy when you're trying to compare yourself
to another relationship. Enjoy your relationship.
You know, communicate with your partner at home.
Mm -hmm. Not in front of people when you guys
are out throwing little dabs, little jabs. It
just doesn't work. You know, Edmund, I'm just
hoping you really get together with a therapist.
Mm -hmm. I can tell you are loved. You are smart.
But a therapist may be needed. Mm -hmm. Not sure
if he's fully off the ability cord from his mom,
but... a therapist could be beneficial. Hell,
even a life coach. I'm here because you are truly
smart. Clear as day that he has talent as well,
but it's just a few little things, a little,
you know, just a little nicks here and there
that we can fix, you know, a few little twitches,
you know. So my show, like I said, love is blind.
the current new season, my boy Edmond, we just
got to work on some things. Even my British man
was like, what are you doing? Okay. And mind
you, he is also from Zimbabwe. So he's like,
what is my boy doing? I'm like, I don't know.
We're all trying to figure it out, but the season
is getting really good. I'm ready for them to
drop the next season. Things are getting really
good here. Okay. But yes, that's my show right
now. That's our show right now. That's just life.
That's the show of the week. Love is blind. It
really is. Because you learn a lot once you get
to live with those people. I'm talking about
they are learning a lot about each other, okay?
But hey, I'm just going to switch it up here
because I just wanted to give you guys the show
of the week. That's what I'm on right now. Love
is blind. It's keeping me up to par, okay? but
let me switch it up here because like i said
there's a few things on my agenda and i want
to get straight to them all right that was the
first things first that box is checked we'll
head to the next one okay so fun fact here me
and my british man was driving to comfortree
like i told you guys we're here in comfortree
uk and we were playing gz in the car When I say
he knows almost every song from multiple different
albums of GZ, who knew? You know, I'm a GZ fan,
but clearly this man has me beat. Like, clearly.
I was baffled. I was like, oh my days. Oh my
days. Like, seriously, he knows almost every
Jeezy song. And this is crazy. I'm like, you
know, we're gonna have to have him at the wedding,
right? Because at this point, for my benefit
and for yours, because who knew? You know, I
always knew my British man was half USA. I always
knew it. I always knew it because the way he
gets down when that Jeezy come on, it's crazy.
You would have thought he was out there with
Mr. Snowman himself. Look, I just be baffled.
I'm learning every day about my partner. Him
like, you and GZ go way back. Like full flex
on the Cadillac. This is crazy. Like seriously,
I didn't know that man liked him like that. I
didn't know he knew so much about the USA rap.
You know, my British man knows about the USA
rap. Like not the little bitty raps, but the
actual lyricists that are in the US. The USA.
I'm just, I'm so proud, you know. It's not just
house music, you know. We out here, soundin'
like we with the snow mint. No. But seriously,
the man gets down. Turn on a GZ album, turn on
one of GZ old albums. Like, he clearly is a fan.
Like, this is, it's a little sickening sometimes.
Cause I'm like, how do you know him more than
I do? Where did you guys learn this when you're
not even over there all the time? You know what?
You know what? We're just gonna pat myself on
the back for that because I'm just grateful that
he knows a real lyricist from the USA. You know,
I'm just grateful. I hope I get an award for
that, you know, if anyone's listening. But yeah,
my British man loves GZ. Like, love, love, love
GZ. Way more than me. I'm still baffled, but
I mean, of course I'm the real fan. But if you
had to test us on the lyrics and the songs, picking
an album was the greatest he could probably tell
you. I'm like, he sounds like he's just, that's
his number one guy. He sounds like that is his
number one artist from the USA, especially When
GZ comes on in a car, he gets too hype for me
sometimes, but I'm always rooting for my baby.
So please, let my baby breathe. My baby loves
GZ. Like, yeah, you're gonna have to meet him.
Yeah, it's only right that he gets to meet GZ,
you know? Yeah, it's only right. I'll say it
first. The British men love GZ. And I think that
they should just kind of... I could teach my
baby how to rap and maybe they can do a collab
or something, you know? I'm kind of a lyricist
myself, you know? I just haven't made time to
get in the studio, but you know, I can do it.
Mm -hmm. If I put my mind to it, I can do it,
all right? But yes, you guys, like, I'm gonna
let you guys hear my Britishmen today. I'm gonna
let you hear some slang I've been teaching them,
but we'll talk about that a little later because...
Like I said, I got so much on my agenda today,
and the British man just walked in, so I have
to wrap my pod up. Not right now, but of course
I have to wrap it up soon, because this man is
all up in my business. But you guys, I have another
thing on my agenda here. and I'm ready to get
into it. I'm just so jealous that he knows GZ
songs more than I do. Like, I'm gonna go ahead
and do my homework at night while he's sleeping
because no one's gonna beat me to GZ like that.
Like, not really. No, no, mm -mm. No, I tried
to let it slide but I'm coming in from the side
door and I will be learning some of GZ's old
albums and learning the words for Beethoven.
I'm determined. all right but um let's kind of
move right on okay okay now this next audio clip
will be from our lovely lovely USA president
Donald Trump I'll say lovely because if anybody's
listening I am not a hater I'm not always a fan
but I'm not a hater you know we let bygones be
bygones and uh you know we just watch him move
like it's Monopoly but this audio here It's just
a little clip. He gives his opinion on heaven
and hell. Well, technically, he never mentioned
hell, but he did mention heaven. So I'll let
you listen to the clip here. And now let's just
see what our lovely Donald Trump, president of
the United States had to say about heaven. So
piece of advice from your life coach, Cecile,
of course. So the piece of advice I'm going to
advise you guys is that Remember the entire point
of life is to take chances on dreams that seem,
you know, seem crazy to most. But it feels like
destiny to you. With that being said, block out
the noise and make your moves. All right? Stop
the procrastination and make that move. This
was episode 73 of Shit. That's Just Life. I want
you guys to enjoy your day. Remember, everything
is just out of your control and that's just life.
So remember to keep going and never stop. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What I will say is he may not have a key card
through the pearly white gates of heaven. No,
you know, just gonna be honest here. He said
it first. May not get a key card through the
pearly white gates. May not even get a hall pass
through the pearly white gates. I don't know.
He said it first. You know, all I can say is
amen to that. You know, came out of his mouth.
I am just here to reiterate what he's trying
to say. He may not be going to hell, but won't
have a key card to the pearly white gates of
heaven, you know, with a good man upstairs. So,
you know, he's thriving on that type of lifestyle
there. Like he stated, just being in a plane
there might be his heaven. So, you know, we understand
that part. Yeah. Live this worldly life if you
have to, Mr. Donald Trump. We understand that
some people just choose to live the life they
choose. Mm -hmm. Not the life that they weren't
actually guided to live. But, hey, we get it.
You know, not saying you're going to hell, but
maybe you can confirm you may not have a key
card to the Burly White Gates. That's all I'm
stating, okay? That is all I am saying here,
people. I'm rooting for everyone, okay? Primarily,
everyone that's Black. but rooting for everyone,
okay? I try not to leave anyone out, all right?
That's all I'm saying here, people. But that's
all I needed to say on that audio clip here.
I think the audio said enough for itself. So
I think I can move on now. Yeah, I think the
audio just spelt it out for us. Yeah. Mm -hmm.
Said a lot within that little comment. Yes. You
said yes. I'm gonna move right along here though,
people, okay? Like I said. He said it. I just
reiterated, you know No key card for the pearly
white gates. Not not this year at least. We'll
try again next year, but Just praying that everybody
makes it to next year. So yeah. Mm -hmm. I'm
just saying we're all hoping You know the audacity
of hope people so we're just all hoping here.
All right I'm gonna switch it up here and move
right along baby. Let's move right along Okay
So like I stated earlier, I have been teaching
my British man some American slang. I was watching
some Demson Endress videos about how he learned
the American slang, you know. So I then proceeded
on trying to teach my boyfriend some American
slang. So before this episode ends, I will let
you guys hear my lovely darling and his American
accent. We're working on it. I am determined
to get him to have some type of American accent
before we get back to USA, okay? I don't know
how great it'll be. I'm not the greatest teacher
when it comes to teaching people slang, but if
you piss me off, I just might tap into that USA.
Right into that USA slang, USA slang here. So
I will let you guys hear my darling. I'll let
you guys, don't judge him. But I'll let you hear
him. He's trying, you know. Every day is a, you
know, practice. So what'd we all say? Practice
makes perfect. So every day we're practicing
his USA slang, all right? I'm gonna leave out
this episode with my darling doing his USA slang.
And like I said, just sit back and enjoy. You
can probably laugh if you need to, because it
is probably funny. But yes. We'll get started.
I'll let you guys hear it. And then, of course,
I'm going to leave you out with a piece of advice
because what kind of life coach would I be if
I didn't give you advice? All right? Because
that's partially all I have to offer is a piece
of advice. OK, so I'm going to play a clip that
you guys hear, my darling, in his USA slang.
My Britishman in his USA slang. OK, here I have
three slang. Usa sentences for you to try. Okay
a little more aggression to it. I think we got
it. All right a yo My squad is gonna bounce from
this party. I won't try that again. I'm warning
like a yo My squad from the bounce for this party
a yo My squad from the bounce out of this party.
Okay, well baby in there next one is This new
restaurant is legit. Y 'all should try it. That
new restaurant is legit. Y 'all should try it.
Okay, all right. That ain't bad. I like that.
Okay, that ain't horrible. Okay, last one. It's
all started. No cap. This piece is bustin'. Ain't
no cap. This pizza's bustin'. Nope. Okay, we're
gonna turn it back again. So you gotta be a little
more aggressive. Ain't no cap. This piece is
bustin'. No cap, this piece is bustin'. Okay.
You know, all right, all right. You give me that,
okay? All right. And that is it for our Mr. Britishman
turning the U .S. sling. You know, we'll be more
proficient before we get there, okay? That's
all we got for you.