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week, we talked about how stupid and crazy tabletop

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games are in general. No, I'm just kidding. Not

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tabletop games in general. And we just got canceled.

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But no, we talked about what was that tabletop

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game that we talked about? It was Assassin's

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Creed, the board game. Yeah. Why is everything

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got to be a board game? Dumb. So dumb. So anyways,

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when I was looking for topic ideas for tonight's

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show and I was like, what is there? What is there?

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That's not depressing. I came across these like

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three tabletop games that I'm saying are rumors

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and because I did not see like from an accredited

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source. Okay. So we have attack on Titan RPG.

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Table top RPG. This was supposedly revealed at

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Gen Con this year. Then we have Marvel Tabletop

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RPG Adventure Marvel Rivals. This is supposed

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to be released March 2026. And then we have Diablo

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Tabletop RPG Incoming Diablo. That's supposed

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to be on Kickstarter later this fall. And I was

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like, oh my tabletops. That's a lot. And why

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does everything have to be a tabletop? I think

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Alex is currently trying to fact check and look.

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to see if there's any sort of credibility to

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these. So there is some credibility to these.

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Yeah. Polygon's got the Attack on Titan tabletop

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RPG now confirmed to release the yet unnamed

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game. Final unnamed. Well, our fans and players

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to step into the dramatic quarrel created by

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Hajime Isayama for his award winning manga. So

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that one is absolutely 100 percent real. I could

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have sworn there was already a Diablo TTRPG at

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one point. Yep, it's that is happening Yep gates

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of hell opens in 22. Yep This is happening that

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Diablo one Actually, that looks kind of neat.

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So let's bring up that view. This is the Diablo

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tabletop RPG Look, I mean that's some cool -looking

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minis. That's now I'll tell you right now this

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kind of licensed stuff So, who makes Twilight

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2000? It's Free League. Free League Publishing

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does a lot of these, right? They do a crap ton

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of these, these games. If you look at Free League

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Publishing, they do the alien role playing game,

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Blade Runner, Lord of the Rings, Walking Dead.

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They've done these for a while. Look, did I say

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T .T .R., but you're not. Yes, that's what Jay

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said. Yeah, I. I don't know. Yeah. Marvel rivals

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just play the freaking video again, it's even

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free. Diablo, I don't know why you would just

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not play Diablo like actual Diablo. Attack on

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Titan, I could kind of I don't know. I could

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kind of see that. But like everything, everything

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has to be some sort of game. I I don't know that

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what the the their mind from a business standpoint,

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I understand. Right. Let's get a really recognizable

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IP and try and bring people in and get them to

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do this stuff. I get it. I absolutely do. I just

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to me, it's never really appealed to me to play

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inside someone else's sandbox like this, especially

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something with like a set cannon. The only exception

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to this rule for me is the Teenage Mutant Ninja

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Turtle tabletop RPG. TMNT was awesome. And I

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liked playing with mutant animal Ninja Turtles.

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Yeah, I mean, that that checks. I have an idea,

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Alex. Get to 5000 subs. We should come out with

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our own board game. No, no, no. I mean, like

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a podcast board game. No podcast board game.

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Oh, no, I was in that space for for far, far

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too long. It drives me absolutely up the wall.

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I'll tell you, there's almost nothing that could

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make me go back. to tabletop publishing under

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any circumstances. And again, I respect to be

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able to do it. I love tabletop RPGs. I love board

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games. But this is it's. Most of the time, it's

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a money grab. Yeah. And I mean, that's what this

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would be. It would be a money grab. But you could

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play as Octokitty. Yeah, playing as Octokitty

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would be great. We would have to come up with

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some more characters, I think. I don't know who

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we would do, but we'd have to have more characters

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in our board game than you, me, and Octokitty.

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Somebody in the chat says we met the Star Wars

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tabletop RPGs. Again, exception, not the rule.

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I think that's the exception that proves the

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rule. Yeah, I'm generally against licensed IP

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in tabletop RPGs. Give me something original.

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That's very true. Yeah Teenage Mutant Octokitty

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What if like I don't know you could create a

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whole backstory of octokitty like how I don't

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know the cracking came to Seattle and an octokitty

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like it was from a very old clan of octokitties

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and then Its home was ravaged by the Kraken and

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then like Octokitty washed up on the Seattle

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shore. Much like the feet. The feet that are

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in the shoes. There you go. Octokitty washed

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up on shore. Did Octokitty eat the people? I

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don't know. I'm not saying no. All right, so

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let's end this segment with this. If you could

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do a licensed RPG, like either create it or play

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it, right? If you were like, this is the one

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where I would do it. Which one would it be? Right?

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What IP would you want to play? Yeah, let me

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think about this. Dank. What? Yeah, let me let

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me think about this. Trying to think of something

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super cringe. I don't know. I think. Uh I think

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I think Dragon Ball Z might be fun. I don't know

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if that already exists. That one does already

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exist. It does. Somebody made that a long time

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ago. Uh yeah and somebody in the chat's gotta

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bring up a lot of them have been done. Uh a lot

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of them they've been done before. I get it. You

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know, for me, I honestly got to go neon Genesis

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Evangelion. That is a really good one. That that

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would be really cool. But you would have to somehow

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incorporate severe depression. Yes. In your case.

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And disturbing imagery. OK. What do you think?

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Is there any? Tell us down in the chat below.

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Is there any ips that you like? Do you think

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the ip craze for tabletop RPGs has just gone

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too fucking far? Let us know what you think down

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in the comments below Okay With that first off

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i'm gonna i'm gonna grab this and actually this

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would be a good little mini topic Somebody brought

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up the rdj and ryan reynolds huge doomsday fight

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so I was following this story because I thought

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it was interesting that apparently there was

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a big blow up on the Avengers doomsday set between

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two major stars and it was causing all kinds

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of problems on the set and the first the first

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Rumors that came out was that it was Ryan Reynolds

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and rdj right that Ryan Reynolds said something

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stupid to rdj and rdj was like fu As you all

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know, I do watch the John Campion show. He's

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pretty well connected in there and other people

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have not broken this as well. That turned out

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not to be true. RDJ and Ryan Reynolds have never

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met in person as of when that event occurred.

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They've never actually been in the same room

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together. Both camps came out like, no, that

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wasn't what happened. Now, Campion was able to

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confirm there was a fight -ish on the Doomsday

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set. uh no confirmation as to who it was but

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apparently there was a kerfuffle but it was squashed

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very quickly and everybody's you know happy and

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back in their corners now but the ryan reynolds

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and rdj thing turned out not to be true although

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i did see and i would real quickly jay for your

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opinion on this does it shock you that immediately

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without confirmation everybody went it was ryan

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reynolds ryan reynolds is the asshole um I. I

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wouldn't say asshole like, but I would say like

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it wouldn't surprise me at all that like Ryan

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Reynolds would say something snarky that would

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start an argument, especially with anyone that's

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in our current like, I don't know. Administration.

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The funny. Yeah. Yeah. The funny part to me was

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that everybody was like immediately went to Ryan

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Reynolds and also. Like everybody came down on

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rdj's side. Everybody was like no rdj is the

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king of the mcu Screw you ryan. You're not gonna

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mess with iron man Yeah, I mean that's that's

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very true. Um Yeah You can't You can't really

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fuck with robber downey jr