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The new Twitter account run by Governor Johnson

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Newsom's press team has got MAGA pretty pissed

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off, mostly because he's holding up a shiny mirror

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to their favorite tweeter in chief, right? So

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here's a great example of one of those tweets

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that Governor Newsom's press office is putting

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out now, which again, looks oddly reminiscent.

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Who's? Who's tweets and those look like Jay?

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I think it's like Cheeto, man. Oh, we lost Jay's

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thingy. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Yes. We're going

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to while Jay's doing that, you'll still be able

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to hear Jay, but his camera went away. But yes,

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look at this. Look at this lovely thing. Wow,

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Fox News can't stop talking about me, Gavin C.

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Newsom, America's favorite governor. Tonight,

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their entire primetime lineup was about me. Jesse

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Waters kept calling me daddy. Very weird. Not

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interested, but thank you. Sean Hannity. Very

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nice guy. Nearly cried because I won't take his

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advice. Sorry, Sean. Then they dragged out the

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BU team of dum -dums. Meatball Ron, Tommy Tollett

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-Larren, and Teddy Cancun Cruz. He even flew

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back from special Mexico. All whiny about me,

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Gavin Newsom. Um, I am absolutely thrilled by

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this. Um, he's been running this troll for about

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a week now. Um, I'll find another great example

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for you guys. And again, I have seen nothing

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but just like, just frustration, uh, from MAGA

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world over this whole thing. Um, And I think

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it really frustrates them because they know he's

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trolling them. He knows that he's doing it just

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like Trump. And I think it's, I legit think it's

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bothering them. Now there's some of them who

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will be like, but, but that's not. That's not

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very nice. That's not nice what you're saying.

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And like they try and get very serious about

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it. And quite frankly, I'm with the people who

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are like, sorry, Republicans, your poll clutching

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days are over. No more. You don't get to be like,

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oh, it's against our good naturedness. No, fuck

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you. You voted for Donald Trump. Okay. You got

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that guy to the White House twice. Okay. We don't

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get to pearl clutch anymore and talk about standards

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and norms. Okay. It's not happening. Um, Dana

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Ding Dong Perino never heard of her until today.

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He's melting down because of me, Gavisey Newsome.

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Fox hates that I'm America's most favorite governor,

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ratings king saving America. Well, Trump can't

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even conquer the big stairs on Air Force One

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anymore. Trump has lost his step and Fox is losing

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it when I type, America now wins. Um, yeah, this

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is absolutely freaking hilarious to me. Um, Because

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again, it's. It's he's just showing he's just

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putting it into a mirror and it's just it's bugging

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them so bad. Jay, are you back with us yet? Oh,

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you are. There we go. So overall, what are your

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thoughts about the whole new some. Thing. Yes,

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I was following along because I am a good Amazon

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Prime subscriber. So I do like mac and cheese.

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I do like classic mac and cheese. I like boxed

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mac and cheese. I don't like the instant mac

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and cheese that like comes in a bowl that you

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microwave. No, I'm kidding. No, I love this.

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I love everything about this. It is so funny

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to me. When you use like the same tactic against

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someone and then they get mad at you for using

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it. It's like I don't know. Deal with it. But

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I don't know. Like who's who's the snowflake

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now? You know, like Just cry me a little river.

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Oh, I think he did that at one point with one

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of his ones So one of the ones I just put up

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for the crowd Obviously is this one where he

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did somebody did the microsoft paint right? Where's

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the joke going over someone which I love thank

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you for that And especially since you know that

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was done in mspaint I think he did make the triggered

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joke after all this started He You know He really

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is just as he's also doing it to kid rock Nice

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this is a good one right here right Wow, very

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few all caps low energy Right Absolutely love

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this Um, so this brought up obviously now everybody's

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going was Gavin Newsom gonna run for president.

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Absolutely. He's gonna run for president Do I

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want him to run for president? No, I don't I'm

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not a huge Gavin Newsom fan. Right? But right

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now, the Democratic Party needs hope. They do.

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And they need to laugh. Right? And at least he's

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trying to be funny. And, like, I don't know if

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anybody remembers, a couple years ago, he, like,

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he did the big debate with Ron DeSantis just

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to do a debate with Ron DeSantis and wiped the

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fucking floor with him. Right? They did a televised

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debate, DeSantis versus Newsome. This is another

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good one. Donald Tiny Hands has written his autobiography

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this morning. Unfortunately, low IQ. He spelled

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it wrong. Beta, soon you will be a fired beta

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because of my perfect, beautiful maps. Thank

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you for your attention to this matter, GCN, which

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obviously because Trump's been saying thank you

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for your attention to this matter and like all

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of his like official truths. Again the democratic

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party needs hope and they need to laugh right

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because I think that's the only thing that's

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going to keep them from from losing it completely

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Yeah, I think we need this Um, I think he needs

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to keep it up Here's another good one the one

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thing that unites the right and the left most

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transparent admin in history. Are you finally

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releasing the Epstein list? Oh God. Somebody

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in the YouTube chat say Newsom could be decent

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in a cabinet role to even press secretary. I'll

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be honest. Leave this governor in California.

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I think that he has too much baggage that you're

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going to have to fight uphill against no matter

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who he's running against to be president. I think

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it's just too much of a fight. Although I could

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be wrong about that. At this stage, I really

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do wonder how much anybody cares anymore, right?

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We obviously are willing to elect the thrice

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-wifed, multiple children from multiple wives,

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grab them by the, you know, jerk -off that's

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in the White House now. So, actually, that's

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a good question to end this segment with. Obviously,

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again, everybody's going, no, Newsom's going

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to run for president. Newsom's going to run for

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president. Does Newsom's baggage matter anymore?

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Like do you think after the Trump era that we're

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gonna go back to oh, no We got to have like standards

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and norms and the normal scandals will push people

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out of politics like it used to right or Do you

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think that those days are just done and the American

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people don't give a shit anymore, right? They

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were like, I don't care how many times you've

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been divorced married, you know blah blah blah

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Do you think we're past that point? I think it's

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hard to say because I like to think that you

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go from my one extreme to the polar opposite

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extreme back and forth. I can't deny that Trump

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is kind of like paved away. He is showing People

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like how to get votes and how to get elected

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and unfortunately that is getting them angry

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about a ton of topics and using that anger, but

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I definitely think at least Some things are going

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to be a little bit looser like yes, if you have

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a divorce in your life It's probably not going

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to matter as much um Now if you're a convicted

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felon Well now You can't run for president if

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you're already a convicted. Oh, yeah, you can

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he already was convicted He was already convicted.

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Okay. Yeah, not sure you can there's nothing

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the constitution says you can't be a felon of

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your president That's so weird. We have so many

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rules and that's not one like that's a I I really

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do believe I am of the opinion that that the

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founding fathers in no way could have foreseen

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what the fuck was going to happen because again

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they could not conceptualize of a 24 -hour news

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media social media driven media device in your

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pocket world like we live in now right um Think

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so I'm showing that the chat another one This

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is my my other fun one that I like up next under

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piece of genius military strategy troops leading

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patrol of the food court Yeah, I love this