The new Twitter account run by Governor Johnson
Newsom's press team has got MAGA pretty pissed
off, mostly because he's holding up a shiny mirror
to their favorite tweeter in chief, right? So
here's a great example of one of those tweets
that Governor Newsom's press office is putting
out now, which again, looks oddly reminiscent.
Who's? Who's tweets and those look like Jay?
I think it's like Cheeto, man. Oh, we lost Jay's
thingy. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. Yes. We're going
to while Jay's doing that, you'll still be able
to hear Jay, but his camera went away. But yes,
look at this. Look at this lovely thing. Wow,
Fox News can't stop talking about me, Gavin C.
Newsom, America's favorite governor. Tonight,
their entire primetime lineup was about me. Jesse
Waters kept calling me daddy. Very weird. Not
interested, but thank you. Sean Hannity. Very
nice guy. Nearly cried because I won't take his
advice. Sorry, Sean. Then they dragged out the
BU team of dum -dums. Meatball Ron, Tommy Tollett
-Larren, and Teddy Cancun Cruz. He even flew
back from special Mexico. All whiny about me,
Gavin Newsom. Um, I am absolutely thrilled by
this. Um, he's been running this troll for about
a week now. Um, I'll find another great example
for you guys. And again, I have seen nothing
but just like, just frustration, uh, from MAGA
world over this whole thing. Um, And I think
it really frustrates them because they know he's
trolling them. He knows that he's doing it just
like Trump. And I think it's, I legit think it's
bothering them. Now there's some of them who
will be like, but, but that's not. That's not
very nice. That's not nice what you're saying.
And like they try and get very serious about
it. And quite frankly, I'm with the people who
are like, sorry, Republicans, your poll clutching
days are over. No more. You don't get to be like,
oh, it's against our good naturedness. No, fuck
you. You voted for Donald Trump. Okay. You got
that guy to the White House twice. Okay. We don't
get to pearl clutch anymore and talk about standards
and norms. Okay. It's not happening. Um, Dana
Ding Dong Perino never heard of her until today.
He's melting down because of me, Gavisey Newsome.
Fox hates that I'm America's most favorite governor,
ratings king saving America. Well, Trump can't
even conquer the big stairs on Air Force One
anymore. Trump has lost his step and Fox is losing
it when I type, America now wins. Um, yeah, this
is absolutely freaking hilarious to me. Um, Because
again, it's. It's he's just showing he's just
putting it into a mirror and it's just it's bugging
them so bad. Jay, are you back with us yet? Oh,
you are. There we go. So overall, what are your
thoughts about the whole new some. Thing. Yes,
I was following along because I am a good Amazon
Prime subscriber. So I do like mac and cheese.
I do like classic mac and cheese. I like boxed
mac and cheese. I don't like the instant mac
and cheese that like comes in a bowl that you
microwave. No, I'm kidding. No, I love this.
I love everything about this. It is so funny
to me. When you use like the same tactic against
someone and then they get mad at you for using
it. It's like I don't know. Deal with it. But
I don't know. Like who's who's the snowflake
now? You know, like Just cry me a little river.
Oh, I think he did that at one point with one
of his ones So one of the ones I just put up
for the crowd Obviously is this one where he
did somebody did the microsoft paint right? Where's
the joke going over someone which I love thank
you for that And especially since you know that
was done in mspaint I think he did make the triggered
joke after all this started He You know He really
is just as he's also doing it to kid rock Nice
this is a good one right here right Wow, very
few all caps low energy Right Absolutely love
this Um, so this brought up obviously now everybody's
going was Gavin Newsom gonna run for president.
Absolutely. He's gonna run for president Do I
want him to run for president? No, I don't I'm
not a huge Gavin Newsom fan. Right? But right
now, the Democratic Party needs hope. They do.
And they need to laugh. Right? And at least he's
trying to be funny. And, like, I don't know if
anybody remembers, a couple years ago, he, like,
he did the big debate with Ron DeSantis just
to do a debate with Ron DeSantis and wiped the
fucking floor with him. Right? They did a televised
debate, DeSantis versus Newsome. This is another
good one. Donald Tiny Hands has written his autobiography
this morning. Unfortunately, low IQ. He spelled
it wrong. Beta, soon you will be a fired beta
because of my perfect, beautiful maps. Thank
you for your attention to this matter, GCN, which
obviously because Trump's been saying thank you
for your attention to this matter and like all
of his like official truths. Again the democratic
party needs hope and they need to laugh right
because I think that's the only thing that's
going to keep them from from losing it completely
Yeah, I think we need this Um, I think he needs
to keep it up Here's another good one the one
thing that unites the right and the left most
transparent admin in history. Are you finally
releasing the Epstein list? Oh God. Somebody
in the YouTube chat say Newsom could be decent
in a cabinet role to even press secretary. I'll
be honest. Leave this governor in California.
I think that he has too much baggage that you're
going to have to fight uphill against no matter
who he's running against to be president. I think
it's just too much of a fight. Although I could
be wrong about that. At this stage, I really
do wonder how much anybody cares anymore, right?
We obviously are willing to elect the thrice
-wifed, multiple children from multiple wives,
grab them by the, you know, jerk -off that's
in the White House now. So, actually, that's
a good question to end this segment with. Obviously,
again, everybody's going, no, Newsom's going
to run for president. Newsom's going to run for
president. Does Newsom's baggage matter anymore?
Like do you think after the Trump era that we're
gonna go back to oh, no We got to have like standards
and norms and the normal scandals will push people
out of politics like it used to right or Do you
think that those days are just done and the American
people don't give a shit anymore, right? They
were like, I don't care how many times you've
been divorced married, you know blah blah blah
Do you think we're past that point? I think it's
hard to say because I like to think that you
go from my one extreme to the polar opposite
extreme back and forth. I can't deny that Trump
is kind of like paved away. He is showing People
like how to get votes and how to get elected
and unfortunately that is getting them angry
about a ton of topics and using that anger, but
I definitely think at least Some things are going
to be a little bit looser like yes, if you have
a divorce in your life It's probably not going
to matter as much um Now if you're a convicted
felon Well now You can't run for president if
you're already a convicted. Oh, yeah, you can
he already was convicted He was already convicted.
Okay. Yeah, not sure you can there's nothing
the constitution says you can't be a felon of
your president That's so weird. We have so many
rules and that's not one like that's a I I really
do believe I am of the opinion that that the
founding fathers in no way could have foreseen
what the fuck was going to happen because again
they could not conceptualize of a 24 -hour news
media social media driven media device in your
pocket world like we live in now right um Think
so I'm showing that the chat another one This
is my my other fun one that I like up next under
piece of genius military strategy troops leading
patrol of the food court Yeah, I love this