WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.780 Topic. Okay. So I watched a new documentary on 00:00:06.780 --> 00:00:10.339 Amazon prime talking about tentacle porn. No, 00:00:10.339 --> 00:00:12.160 I'm just kidding. It wasn't about that at all. 00:00:12.460 --> 00:00:17.420 Um, it was actually called octopus, but with 00:00:17.420 --> 00:00:20.940 a exclamation mark after it, I'm featuring a 00:00:20.940 --> 00:00:24.960 Tracy Morgan. Um, so this documentary comes at 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:27.980 octopuses from a lot of different views. So you 00:00:27.980 --> 00:00:30.640 have like Tracy Morgan, who I believe they said 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:35.679 like the largest like fish tank installed in 00:00:35.679 --> 00:00:37.960 his house for his like personal use or something. 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.600 You have researchers, you have photographers, 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:43.200 you have a lot of different people coming together 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:46.500 talking about octopuses from different angles. 00:00:46.899 --> 00:00:50.380 And it also covers like how we have viewed octopuses 00:00:50.380 --> 00:00:54.840 throughout history. So how we originally viewed 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:58.259 octopuses as very stupid creatures all the way 00:00:58.259 --> 00:01:03.280 to like 1814 Japanese painting very famous the 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:07.079 dream of the fisherman's wife, which is I believe 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:11.099 they state it was the first known time of having 00:01:11.099 --> 00:01:14.280 or at least documenting sexual fantasies with 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:19.819 an octopus to like the legendary Kraken I will 00:01:19.819 --> 00:01:23.209 say Oh, I can't put that on the stream. Holy 00:01:23.209 --> 00:01:26.310 smokes. What? I went to go see if I could show 00:01:26.310 --> 00:01:29.230 the piece of art, the dream of the fisherman's 00:01:29.230 --> 00:01:34.370 wife. Oh, no. No, you cannot. Holy smokes. It's 00:01:34.370 --> 00:01:37.390 kind of graphic. That is not safe for for the 00:01:37.390 --> 00:01:41.030 stream, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Google it 00:01:41.030 --> 00:01:44.049 when you're not at work. Yeah. Don't Google that 00:01:44.049 --> 00:01:47.760 at work. That is for sure. Holy shit. I was gonna 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:49.560 put it up in the browser window and be like, 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:58.640 oh look everyone know 1814 Japan was not shy 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:06.120 at all. I guess Yeah But Google it you're listening 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:08.620 if you're watching Google it Google it on your 00:02:08.620 --> 00:02:11.860 own time Just be prepared. You're going to see 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:14.319 some tentacles. You you will get that reaction 00:02:14.319 --> 00:02:22.599 that I just had But I will say the saddest thing 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:26.960 about this documentary is I found out how the 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:32.599 female octopus dies and it is very sad and dark. 00:02:34.580 --> 00:02:39.919 That's a bummer. Yeah. So supposedly, so female 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:44.800 octopus will actually protect her eggs. And she 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:47.340 will sit there and likes, you know, under a rock 00:02:47.340 --> 00:02:50.280 or in a crevice that no one can get to you and 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:54.300 she will sit there and constantly like, I don't 00:02:54.300 --> 00:02:57.500 know, move water around the eggs to like, add 00:02:57.500 --> 00:03:01.180 like oxygen, wait, aerate, I think aerate the 00:03:01.180 --> 00:03:04.139 eggs, right? Um, and she'll just sit there and 00:03:04.139 --> 00:03:07.020 protect her eggs for, I believe they said for 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:11.139 like four months, never leaving this dark hole, 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:15.460 not even feeding herself. and she will slowly 00:03:15.460 --> 00:03:21.300 like start to fade and then supposedly the last 00:03:21.300 --> 00:03:23.840 thing she'll see in her life is that all of her 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:25.699 eggs are hatching and they were like going off 00:03:25.699 --> 00:03:28.460 into the into the ocean to live their beautiful 00:03:28.460 --> 00:03:31.780 lives and then she dies and I was like oh my 00:03:31.780 --> 00:03:36.560 gosh man that's dark we went from like the dream 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:40.120 of the fisherman's wife to like how female octopuses 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:45.120 just like die But no, overall, it was a great 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:51.039 documentary. I am very like educational. I am. 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:55.039 Yeah, check it out. Check out the artwork. Also, 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:57.639 we have a lot of octopuses here in Seattle. Those 00:03:57.639 --> 00:04:01.639 octopi are cool. Octopi. I'm always like on the 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:04.180 fence. They do look like aliens from another 00:04:04.180 --> 00:04:07.460 planet, but they're neat and they're so smart. 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.039 And they are really smart. Like that's kind of 00:04:11.039 --> 00:04:13.810 insane. and they're they're local here we got 00:04:13.810 --> 00:04:16.149 the the pacific ot to put this here right in 00:04:16.149 --> 00:04:18.990 the pewdie sound they're awesome um somebody 00:04:18.990 --> 00:04:20.949 in the chat said i hope tracy morgan and documenter 00:04:20.949 --> 00:04:24.589 in the same sentence actually that reminds me 00:04:24.589 --> 00:04:26.449 tracy morgan doing an animal documentary did 00:04:26.449 --> 00:04:29.649 you ever see the bit he used to do the oh brian 00:04:29.649 --> 00:04:39.230 fellows oh okay hang on uh because he did a bit 00:04:39.939 --> 00:04:44.000 Where he had a show on SNL on SNL he was a show 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:48.079 and it was Brian fellow Safari planet and he 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:54.019 would do like animal stuff So go check that out 00:04:54.019 --> 00:04:57.319 again Tracy Morgan doing it a Animal documentary 00:04:57.319 --> 00:04:59.819 just reminded me of the SNL bits used to do with 00:04:59.819 --> 00:05:02.459 the Brian fellow show which I can't put on here 00:05:02.459 --> 00:05:05.379 we will be too monetized or copyright struck 00:05:05.379 --> 00:05:09.839 Because we will be. But yes, it was Brian Fellows 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:11.560 and the Sephardic Planet starring Tracy Morgan. 00:05:11.779 --> 00:05:16.639 So go check those out. Yeah, go check out Tracy's 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:20.500 documentary about octopi. It's good. I liked 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:21.500 it. I enjoyed it.