Okay, first, I'm gonna start this segment with
a disclaimer. I am not making, nor is Jay, making
any personal proclamations about your personal
faith -based beliefs, right? Those are personally
held beliefs that are between you and your deity,
whoever you choose to do, whether it is the furry
octokitty or... Buddha, Jesus, whoever. Again,
we are not commenting on your personal religious
beliefs. We are merely talking about politics
and news that have to do with religion because
we are in the worst timeline. And it's funny.
Okay, for those that don't know, our Vice President,
JD Vance, was an adult convert to Catholicism.
And I will tell you right now, becoming an adult
convert to Catholicism is a pain in the ass.
You got to want it bad. Okay, you have to go
to school. You got to do a bunch of stuff. It's
not easy. Okay. Anyway, A few days ago, during
an interview, he used a thing as part of Catholic
doctrine called Ordo Amoris, the Order of Love,
to discuss about how they were treating migrants
in this country, right? And now the Pope is calling
out the Vance and Trump administration for their
treatment of immigrants, okay? This is a big
step by the Pope. He issued a big, long statement
to the bishops in America saying, Uh -uh. That's
not what Ordo Amoris means. That's not what we're
talking about here. And he basically corrected
the vice president's theology that he tried to
use to justify his politics on like the pope
put him on blast, which is a first, right? No
pope has ever called out a president or vice
president's politics in an official release from
the Vatican. There was a funny clip circulating
on CNN where they were talking about this and
they're white wing talking to white point guy
was You know called out about you know, hey the
Pope is saying what you guys are doing is not
Christian, right? Like you're supposed to be
welcoming of the migrants and he was like nah
And they were like, but this is a Judeo -Christian
society like you guys keep telling us this right?
It's the conservatives who keep saying we're
a Judeo -Christian society. So The guy who leads
the largest Christian church on the planet is
saying, hey guys, you got it wrong. At the same
time, our president signed an executive order
installing the office of faith at the White House
and it is headed by a certain evangelical nut
bar Florida pastor, I put that in quotes, and
ministry president, Paula White. I encourage
you to go look up her stuff. Uh, at some point
it's it's interesting and i'm sure as an evangelical
she just loves the catholic church Okay um So
jay's over here just shaking his head obviously
she's from florida She runs a mega church in
florida jay as a florida former florida resident
Are you surprised in any way? No more cat ears
you guys have lost a privilege I was don't deserve
cat ears. Um, Oh God, I'm not surprised of if
it's in the anything that you, okay. If you say,
Jay, are you surprised? Something Florida, something
religion. My answer is going to be no. It's always
going to be no. I'm not surprised at all. I am
I mean, I'm surprised that we have a position
at the White House for religion, because, you
know, I thought there was a separation of church
and state. Well, that was like a thing that we
were founded on. But yeah, when it comes to Florida,
no, I'm not. I'm not surprised at all. I lived
there for. 32 years. There are two years. Are
you familiar with this particular evangelical
pastor? Have you seen the clips of her? No, she's
very much the speaking in tongues. Do to do to
do kind of type. No. So the only the only ones
that I like typically see or did see, they were
all like traditionally very male, very white
male, like very. Oh, she's very white. Like she's
very there's there's our thing. That's her. She
doesn't look very Florida. She looks very Florida
evangelical. She's been on the scene for a while
as a celebrity pastor and a pastor for celebrities.
She's one of those people that really loves praying
over people and speaking in tongues. Are you
familiar with the practice? Yes. Yeah. So, yeah,
now she is the head of the White House Office
of Faith. And again, these people typically don't
like the Catholic Church. Right. Like the evangelical
church and the Catholic Church generally do not
jive. I saw commentary today where somebody was
like, they're not real Christians, the Catholics.
Right. Yeah. Yeah. There's there's a lot of things
that I mean, just not even just normal, I guess.
Don't want to say normal. I'm sorry. I. Christians
say in general about, uh, Catholics, you know,
I've heard a lot of like, you know, you worship,
um, Mary, you worship idols, you worship other
people other than, you know, Jesus and God and,
um, you know, all of that. So yeah, they don't
know they're, they don't, they don't get along.
Which again to me is is ironic that she's heading
up the White House Office of Faith and I again
I am sure she may have said it publicly at some
point. I am sure she would consider Catholics
heretics. Are the Catholics the oldest surviving
Christian sect? Good question. Debatable. You
could argue the Gnostics are the oldest surviving.
Christian sect tough to say tough to say I don't
think I can't speak to that I can't speak to
it I don't know. Hey, but here's my idea, and
let me run this idea by you. And again, disclaimers
up front, I'm not making fun of any really specific
faith. But could we just get the admin to declare
a religious holy war on itself? Right? Yeah.
Like, is that possible? Maybe we could just get
them to fight themselves. Yeah. I mean, that's
that seems like the best option to me. But then
you're in a you're in the issue of like a holy
war. You're everyone's like killing each other
in the name of. The same God, which is we've
been doing it since like the dawn of time. It
just might thin out the herd a little bit. We
can all just kind of hide for a couple of years.
Let them find it out and then, you know, blah.
Yeah. Where would we hide? I mean, we live in
Seattle. We're pretty far away. We are pretty
far away. We're pretty far away. You know, this
is why I live in the Pacific Northwest, because
they forget we exist. Right. I'm if you and actually
you'll be able to answer this for me if I went
to Florida. Right. And I asked a random person
in Florida, have you been to Washington? What
do you think their first instinct would be that
I'm talking about Washington state or Washington,
D .C.? So that is that is very tricky. I would
say the chances are you're most likely going
to bump into someone they're going to think you're
talking about Washington DC. Um, but I will say
there are people though, um, who actually might
think of our lovely state of Washington, um,
because there's, there's actually a lot of people
in Florida, um, that I personally knew that They
want to come here. They want to move here. Yeah,
they want to escape Florida, but they just don't
have the means to I don't know. Maybe we should
start like a GoFundMe or something and start
raising up money to kind of to move people from
Florida to other places. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah. Let us know what you think
down in the comments below. I have yet to see
any response from JD Vance to his little hand
slap from the Pope. And for anybody that wonders
why, go ahead and look up papal infallibility,
which is a core belief of the Catholic Church.
I don't think JD can say anything. That's the
problem. And I think he's stuck to the rock and
hard place. Yeah, I don't I don't you don't You
might in today's society be able to take your
wife to a lovely award show and Have her wear
nylon dress. Yeah and display everything for
all to see But one thing you cannot do is you
cannot argue with the Pope Okay. Painful infallibility
is kind of a core tenet. Sorry, folks. All right.
Yeah. Let us know what you think down in the
comments below. Yeah. Let us know your thoughts.