Um, you know, primarily, I just wanted to ask
you why FSU is not allowed to play for the national
championship. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
That's a separate. No. So I wanted to talk about
shaky voice. I'm sorry. RFK. I saw your TikTok
video about monster energy drinks, and now if
RFK was actually serious about health, he would
ban, I believe, nicotine and also monster energy
drinks. But fill me in here, catch me up to speed,
because I've seen a lot of videos on RFK, but
I haven't been able to kind of catch up on all
of the... kind of craziness. So, yeah, fill me
in on this RFK thing. So, obviously, for those
that don't know, RFK was nominated to be the
Secretary of Health and Human Services by the
current president, orange man. And he's been
going through his confirmation hearings this
week. And it's hilarious. I can't stand to listen
to his voice for more than a few minutes because
it's just it's bad. He has dysphonia and I feel
bad for him because it's a medical condition
and we shouldn't make fun of it. It's not his
fault. I can't listen to it. That being said,
I have always felt his make America healthy again.
All that stuff was bullshit, bullshit. Why? Because
between him and Pete Hegsatz, we're like, health
and readiness, and health and readiness, and
our kids are obese, da -da -da -da -da. We are
not banning basic shit. So my point was, you
chicken shits won't do what I know you could
do. If you really cared about health, you would
ban tobacco and energy drink use for the armed
forces. Because that's not healthy, okay? So
much of our armed forces is under Fucking deep
levels of chemical addiction to caffeine and
nicotine you chicken shits won't do it because
there'd be riots in the fucking street Okay Like
there would literally be riots in the street
if you tried to do that But that's also why I
know your health stuff the other funny thing
is Motherfucker popped a zin in the middle of
his confirmation hearing Why in the confirmation
thinking he popped a fucking zin? Like nobody
was going to like you kind of looked down and
did the light. Right. He popped a fucking sin.
Do not talk to me about health. And not be talking
about tobacco and other things like that, which
are a which are a bigger. threat to our health
than anything else. Zin is a new nicotine pouch.
It's kind of replaced dip for a lot of people.
For chat, chat's asking what a Zin is. It's ZYN.
Again, it's a nicotine pouch. So it's not tobacco,
but it's a synthetic nicotine pouch that you
again put in like you used to put in like dip
things. Jay, you're from the South. You saw people
dip a lot, I'm sure. No, they still dip. I don't
know you. All of you tech people and your little
tech hubs with your all your fancy technology.
I what is this? What is a Zen? Yeah. What? Yeah.
Is it a robot you put in your mouth? Vapes, Zins,
right? I don't give a shit. OK, if you were worried
about health, that's the shit you would be fucking
panicked, which you don't. And you're not going
to do it because you're chicken shits, right?
You want to talk about readiness? Get everybody
in the military off the deep levels of chemical
addictions that they're in. OK, sorry. I retired
after 23 years in the army. I can say this shit.
Everybody's fucking on something. OK, everybody.
OK, all right. So question real quick. Go. I
know I I have no I've done no research into this,
but. Wouldn't that then be a concern of national
security? If you would ban Monster, wouldn't
we have like some sleepy boys? Oh, yeah. No,
they would. Yeah, they would pass out. Look,
maybe that's why that's always the joke, right,
that the armed forces, the army runs on caffeine,
nicotine and hate like that's that's the deal,
ladies and gentlemen. And again, it's why I never
bought. any of it. There's a lot of things about
this whole confirmation process from Hegseth
and RFK and all these motherfuckers that I just
don't buy personally. But the fact of the matter
is that to me is the largest amount of hypocrisy.
OK, tobacco. And I say this is a longtime smoker.
It's bad, right? It is. It's terrible for you.
Okay. We're not talking about banning tobacco
in this country. We're not. Okay. You're not
doing it. So don't talk to me about health. Okay.
Get rid of the shit that's actually making us
unhealthy. You know, somebody in the chat saying
then you'd have to actually improve working conditions
in the military. Yeah, we know they can't do
that. You know Have you watched any of the other
confirmation hearings besides the stuff that
I'm calling them chicken shits about oh my god
It's so much Alex. It's so there's so much I
can't keep up with everything the orange man
is doing so much There's the confirmation hearing
so much. There's there's the cat girls the cat
girls need to be petted. I can't pick It's hard.
It's hard for me to divide my time. They're flooding
the zone, man They are flooding the zone. And
the dog dad here said I used to be ripped. No,
I used to take ripped fuel and Red Bull. I have
no idea what ripped. Oh, no. Rippets. Right,
man. They used to. And this is, again, the thing
that I used to tell people. I will bring this
up in the in the chat. So we lived on rippets
and frickin pop tarts. It's rip. It's that rip.
It's are a type of energy drink that you can
barely find in America They have these little
tiny cans these little cans right here, right?
And the reason is You don't want to drink one
of the big ones because you'll have fucking heart
palpitations Okay, they used to ship pallets
of these energy drinks to the desert to give
to us for free right we just We just had energy
drinks and pop tarts, right? I went through many
the 10 to 12 hour combat patrol With pop tarts
in my cargo pocket to snack on and rippets in
Mountain Dew. Okay, like it's it's Again, this
was basically the the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan
were basically sponsored by rip it Okay They
taste terrible. Right. We used to drink them
lukewarm because they're sitting out in the desert
sun on a pallet. OK. Like you guys were shipping
the shit to the desert. So stop talking to me
about health. OK. Like, stop it. It's it's all
bullshit. Yeah, I mean, yeah. At the end of the
day, Paul, I feel like 90 percent of politics
is just bullshit. I mean, but this is this is
really taking it to a new level. Right. Like
under normal circumstances, we're like, look,
we're just going to do status quo silly shit.
Right. An incremental change. I'm fine. OK. But
stop lecturing me about health and all this other
stuff and saying all these things that you're
going to do in your confirmation hearings when
you're sitting there. And I. It's fucking obvious.
You know, this is the shit they they just do.
You know, it's absolute crap. And again, the
fact that he popped his in. And they continue
pouch in the middle of his hearing. Right. OK.
Yeah. Here you go. In the Daily Mail. Right rfk
junior appears to pop gen z's favorite drug in
the middle middle of ascetic confirmation hearing
Right. It's a nicotine pouch Oh god Is it bad
that I? That I love rfk just because it's like
to me. It's like jersey shore that tv show horrible
tv show But I could not stop watching because
it's like watching a train wreck. What the hell
happened to the kennedy family Y 'all just lost
it Well, there's like a conspiracy theory about
being cursed and you you know everyone dying
the one sister being lobotomized There's a whole
There's a whole conspiracy theory behind that.
I don't know. Yeah It's it's it's absolutely
mind -boggling to me Tulsi started her confirmation
hearings today RF case full of crap Hague's just
full of crap. They still don't have Half the
cabinet stuff confirmed. Cash Patel started his
today. The whole thing is a shit show. You know.
I. And also, so dog dad just said in breeding,
is that another energy drink? I think that's
what he's accusing the Kennedy family of. I'm
kidding. I mean, take that for what it's worth.
You know. Yeah, his sister's his sister's all
up in arms about him right now. She's released
a bunch of stuff. I think that I have seen that.
Yeah, I think he's going to get confirmed by
the skin of his teeth, much like Hague Seth Hague
Seth, the VP had to come in and cast a tiebreaker
like he they lost enough Republicans on Hague
Seth where they got down to 50 50. And the VP
had to come in and cast the tiebreaker in the
Senate to get Hague Seth across the board. I
think RFK is going to get confirmed for reasons
that they are understanding. But it's just money.
Tulsi is probably the one that's at the most
danger of not getting confirmed because she's
there's a lot of Republicans got issues with
her still. So but hey, we'll get more more. Headlines
like RFK popping us in in the middle and again
like oh God active chemical edition. Let's make
everybody healthy Okay, I have active chemical
today. I fucking coffee and stuff, but I'm not
out there preaching to anybody That's the difference
by the way So anyway folks let us know what you
think down in the comments below about the the
shit show of the confirmation hearings and RFK
popping us in