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They had stamped millions of coins flat, regardless

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of denomination, until they were unrecognizable

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and therefore no longer legal tender. Removed

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and defaced as many notes as they could lay their

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hands on and tried to destroy all the postal

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stamps and stickers. People suggest the postal

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stamps and stickers were the big one. Mainly

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because so many letters got posted to foreign

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countries with my royal Hohenzollern family all

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over them on the stamps. Coronations, birthdays

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every year, new babies being born, family historical

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days and anniversaries, the first royal wedding

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since 1793 in 1885. They then found a metal that

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could be melted down with the coins to make an

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alloy that would not flake or break easily. They

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melted it together with some of the defaced coins,

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then poured the molten alloy into molds and made

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keepsakes and trinkets out of them. Including

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prototypes of Einstein fake royal family coins

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featuring lunatic Uncle Albert with his tongue

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sticking out and things like that. In some cases

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the homemade prototypes of coins with him and

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his tongue on them were to scale to attempt make

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the Uncle Albert coins look as much bigger as

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the real ones as his penis was rumored to be

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compared to Kaiser Adolf's. There are large numbers

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of metal alloy poured objects worldwide that

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are partially made of defaced German coins destroyed

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as legal tender after WW2, made before Kaiser

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Adolf's escape in late 1959 in some cases. There

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were rumours of a 13 -foot -tall Academy Award

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Oscar made to posthumously award it to Isabel

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Williams for her impersonation of Kaiser Adolf's

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voice over much worse -than -usual audio quality

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radio which lured millions to their deaths for

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the neo -Nazis between December 1943 and mid

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-1945. And her acting job after being made over

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to look like Kaiser Adolf, before her death in

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that bunker in Berlin in 1945. She shot Janet

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Podolsky, Eva Braun, dead through the forehead

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with a pistol, then was shot dead herself after

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deciding to pretend to sexually penetrate the

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bullet wound to Janet's forehead, as if she had

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a penis, dressed up to look like Kaiser Adolf.

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She was screaming that Janet was a fucking bitch

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or who needed to be taught a lesson and gyrating

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at the hips holding Janet's head in front of

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her and zipped fly when she was shot. Back to

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post -World War II. After doing the squishing

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to literally millions of coins, defacing them

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to the point they were no longer legal tender,

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the worldwide search began to slow down. Then

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they suddenly realized they could have spent

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them. including on terrorism, organised crime

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and their planned expanded mass genocide. Difficult

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choices needed to be made quickly afterwards.

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They started trying to use former coin metal

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alloy trinkets and keepsakes as currency in a

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bit of a panic. They were flatly rejected whenever

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they asked for people to take a blob of metal

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alloy set in a mould that had coins in it. Or

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when they sincerely offered flattened former

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coins with no discernible markings, squished

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like a mini side plate and split around the central

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smooth bit. Sincerely stating it was really a

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coin as if the metal should be worth a bottle

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of milk and the proprietor should just take it

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and hand one over. As if oblivious to the fact

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that coins cease to be worth the face value in

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precious metals quite some time beforehand. It

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cost the European economy massive amounts of

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money. The ironic part about coins is that if

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they are made of a pure precious metal worth

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the face value at the time of production, they

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are too easy to counterfeit. Special secret recipe

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alloys are much more difficult to fake. People

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whose ancestors were responsible for doing that

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to coins that could have been spent, particularly

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those who ended up with alloy keepsakes with

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former currency in them, are pretending I owe

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them the equivalent of the lost coins, specifically

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owed to each family that still has a keepsake

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alloy blob whose ancestors destroyed them. It

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doesn't matter how often I point out that my

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entire royal family net worth has never been

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a legal tender in coins and notes in a pile somewhere,

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they still pretend to facing my Hohenzollern

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royal family off all the legal tender notes coins

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and stamps they could find somehow destroyed

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my royal family asset base completely with them.

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I mean, Kaiser Adolf may have had a few coins

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and notes on him when he was abducted, but apart

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from that, there was no private Hohenzollern

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royal family currency and stamps, mega fort Knox,

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or anything. If that doesn't work, then they

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falsely argue it removed visual and outward references

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to my royal family existing and they should receive

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a fee for the defacing and destruction, and my

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Hohenzollern assets should be given away to the

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organized crime involved in some type of lottery.

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All some of them do 24 -7 is fantasise about

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getting an imposter on a German coin pretending

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to be a member of my Hohenzollern constitutional

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monarchy of Germany, labelled as if they really

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are, even though they aren't, and the coin be

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actual legal tender. They pretend to pose for

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coins portraits all day, every day, Zulander

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-style as if daily life. Then try to torture

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people into looking at them, gasping, and pretending

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they would be perfect, to pretend to be a royal

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on a coin or note, even though they aren't in

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my royal family. The most pathetic ones moan

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and wail and say, just one ineligible imposter

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with a fake royal title. That is why actual coins

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seem very rare, but not as rare as authentic

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copies of a book I owned a copyright to called

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Mein Kampf. Obviously, there was an attempt spearheaded

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by lunatic Einstein to destroy all authentic

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paper texts with references to my royal Hohenzollern

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family in them, usually by fire, and replace

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them with an adulterated and fictionalized version,

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with no references to my royal family in them.

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The entire book was originally about my royal

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Hohenzollern family, written by the head of it.

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They usually tried to pass the Marfa's destruction

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of religious materials of a particular religion,

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if you know what I mean. Then the inevitable,

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what are we going to do? We can't use the squished

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blobs and poured aloe keepsakes at the shops.

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The shopkeep won't take this novelty oversized

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beer coaster sized aloe blob with a bad relief

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of Einstein with his tongue sticking out his

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payment for. What are we going to do? When people

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started showing up to the shops with the equivalent

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of non -royal themed pennies or one cent pieces

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wearing a deceased German civilians clothing

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to humbly count out 459 low denomination stolen

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coins one at a time at the counter in exchange

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for milk, bread, sliced meat and a fake newspaper

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every day. The hastily themed temporary solution.

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The unification. If Germany split into multiple

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countries, someone could use it as an excuse

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to mint fresh currency or get foreign into use.

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They may even get the pre -planned pictures of

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the fake royals on them. At least it could be

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used as ransom until Kaiser Adolf showed up and

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Albert Einstein's nephew or niece, that didn't

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exist, became fake Kaiser. Reunification held

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as ransom in exchange for the inbred Brett getting

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to pretend to be Kaiser, yes please. And Soviet

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currency would be good. Hey! That Stalin, due

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Gashvili guy's mother, was the last monarch of

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Russia, who was murdered when Einstein failed

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to steal the Romanov royal family with abductions,

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torture, murder and impostors during World War

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I. Oh oh oh oh oh! Let's get Stalin involved,

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Albert would love it. Some of them were hamming

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it up so badly during deunification, in 1949,

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pretending to be still waiting for the inbred

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extortion plot brat and its mother Sadie to arrive

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in Berlin with an armed entourage dragging Kaiser

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Adolf with them, that when Germany deunified

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they tried to make the map of the new West and

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East Germany look like Sadie Einstein holding

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and breastfeeding her inbred extortion plot baby.

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including as if Kaiser Adolf was seeing it breast

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-fed through the bars every day. Even though

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it died in April 1944, three months after it

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was conceived. My quadriplegic grandfather Ioseb,

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Stalin, Joey Steele -Jugashvili, was still Premier

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of the Soviet Union and General Secretary of

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the Communist Party there. After they had moved

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on from basic de -unification, with real currency

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to use at the shops, they started trying to steal

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his identity too when something workable was

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in place in East Germany. Einstein had failed

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to steal the Romanoff estate with mainly Greek

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imposters off his mother after all. The imposter

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who pretended to be Nicholas Hohenzolland II,

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the monarch's husband, was part Indian and Dutch,

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Netherlands, apparently. That is why they started

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to pretend he was monarch and my great -grandmother

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was just his wife. They claimed they disagreed

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on cultural ignorance grounds with the female

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still being the monarch after the wedding. Ioseb

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Stalin was erroneously announced as dead when

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they tried to kill him and replace him with an

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able -bodied imposter who could walk fine. The

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imposter dropped dead from a standing giggling

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position in one of my grandfather's offices in

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1953 attempting to rifle through his personal

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papers. Surprise, surprise, surprise.