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My grandfather Ioseb Dugashvili. Also known as

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Stalin. I am his only legitimate grandchild and

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sole beneficiary of his Russian estate apart

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from some cash collected by my auntie Svetlana

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Dugashvili before she died within a year of her

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father. Ioseb became a quadriplegic in August

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1939 before World War II was officially declared

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on the 1st of September 1939. Ioseb was the result

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of a teenage romance between a native Gippsland

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man called Bessaronis Dugashvili and Tsarina

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Alexandra Feodorova the Romanov, the most recent

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monarch of Russia. When he was conceived, they

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were both 17. When he was born his mother Alexandra

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was still 17. Because of the circumstances of

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the pregnancy and Alexandra's age, he was ineligible

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to become the equivalent of a prince in the Romanov

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royal family of Russia, but was a legitimate

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Romanov child. He was therefore registered at

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birth with his father Bessarona's surname, Zhugashvili,

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an indigenous Australian name from what is now

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called Gippsland. He was given the name Ioseb,

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which was an indigenous Gippsland word usually

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associated with a kangaroo joey or offspring.

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He later matured that up to Joseph when exploring

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using a pseudonym as a bit of an amusing joke.

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He had blue steel, molten steel and weathered

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steel eyes which led to him getting the nickname

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Stalin, a word that meant steel in Russian. His

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father Bessaronis had a bizarre background fame

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in his life as he was the son of the first Australian

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human ever deliberately photographed. A casual

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image that took over seven minutes to expose

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in 1840. It featured a council worker called

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Bessarion Jugashvili replacing eucalyptus saplings

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on the nature strips in the old 1 .2 million

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plus population city of Yarragan in what is now

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Gippsland which was completely destroyed by Arson

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in early 1858. Bessaroni's father was replacing

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saplings for the autumn -winter -spring growing

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season. He was asked to pose for the photograph.

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Bessaroni was often introduced as the son of

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the first person ever photographed in what is

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now Australia when travelling to foreign countries.

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Locals had already been travelling to foreign

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continents in massive numbers for thousands of

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years. Even though Ioceb was not eligible to

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become a royal Romanov, he was still raised by

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his mother Tsarina Alexandra as her first -born

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child with his father Bessaroni's surname. Bessaronis

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was Alexandra's only long -term sexual partner

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from teenage age until she eventually agreed

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to marry Nicholas Hohenzolland II. My great -grandmother

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Serena Alexandra met Nicholas II when he was

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in a sexual relationship with her nephew Grigory

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Rasputin. Some saw it as an unusual way to meet

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her future husband. Nothing to get uptight about,

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though. My grandfather Ioseb Stalin was Rasputin's

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cousin. I have very gold eyes, very similar to

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Grigory. My Hohenzolland royal family were guests

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at their royal Romanov wedding as guests of the

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groom Nicholas II. Tsarina Alexandra was seemingly

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a one -woman royal family at the time. She was

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on her own. My royal Hohenzollern family was

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as helpful as possible for the lead -in to the

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ceremony during it and for an extended period

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afterwards. Hohenzollern royals attended the

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ceremony despite the obvious security risk. Then

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she had six eligible children and was alone no

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more. My grandfather Ioseb Stalin was raised

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by his biological parents until it became too

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much of a security risk for him and the Russian

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royal family. He was sent to boarding school

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in Georgia and was funded the best education

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his mother could provide for him. Given some

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free -range for life experiences, he explored

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his bisexuality and was in several short relationships

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with other men in his early adult years. He studded

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the usual set, as they call it in Russia. Politics,

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philosophy, literature, demographics, etc. He

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was seen as perfect for politics later in life.

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Bessaronis Jougashvili and Alexandra were still

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friends after they split up as a sexual couple.

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Ioseb's mother, my great -grandmother, Tsarina

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Alexandra, the monarch of Russia, her husband

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Nicholas Hohenzolland II, and the six eligible

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children they had together, my grand aunties

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Anastasia, Maria, Tatiana, and Olga, and my grand

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uncles Alexei and Ivanovich, were abducted, tortured,

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and murdered by a terrorism group associated

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with Albert Einstein during World War I. All

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documented with photographs and silent film footage.

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The Romanov royal family of my great -grandmother

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Tsarina Alexandra was abducted after they had

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completed a lengthy photography shoot during

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the second half of 1916. The reasoning behind

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the lengthy sessions was to get every publicity

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photo required for an entire year done to avoid

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repeated security risks. Photography sessions

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were much stranger and much more nerve -racking

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than now. People had to try to sit still for

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minutes at a time to get clear exposed photos.

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It was arduous and could be very frustrating.

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They attended for the official photograph sessions

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with the Turkish photography crew. With clothing

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and non -authentic props which may have had a

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festive season theme in a lot of cases. The entire

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photography shoot was completed in just under

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a week. After it was over they were abducted

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by the photography crew and their cohorts. A

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strange, twitchy, Japanese man and crew had started

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filming the Romanov royals with film cameras

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during the shoot, with no audio available. It

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was all silent film camera recordings. He kept

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on filming, with multiple cameras, using a large

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crew when it became clear to the royals they

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were not being taken home from the photography

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sessions and something was seriously wrong with

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the situation. My Romanov family royals were

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taken to what was then Czechoslovakia and the

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photographed and filmed being tortured to death

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there, at a secret location. The crazy Japanese

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man coordinated all the eight victims being filmed

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the whole time, as often as he could get footage

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filmed, through their entire ordeal, including

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some footage of remains being disposed of. By

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the end of World War I, people were impersonating

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the developed silent film footage of the Romanov

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Royals' abduction and murder ordeal all over

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Europe. It then spread globally slowly after

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WWI ended, reaching new levels during and after

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WWII. It turned into a terrorism and organised

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crime routine. People would make demands, impersonate

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the victims realizing they weren't being taken

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home, then impersonate their torture, pretending

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they would stop if they got what they wanted

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from the target, or go around and back to the

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start. Then lunatics decided to guess what the

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victims being tortured sounded like, and would

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make noises claiming to do an impersonation of

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their distress, guessing what they said in Russian

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during the films. In modern technology times,

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lip -reading software was developed to try to

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determine what each victim said in Russian during

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their ordeal that was in the silent films. A

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supercomputer was used to process the silent

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film footage and reference it against as much

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footage and audio of people speaking Russian

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as they could feed it beforehand for lip -reading

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analysis and they started using lip -reading

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predictive text software to add subtitles to

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the silent torture footage with what the software

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estimated the victim was saying on the screen.

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It didn't work very well, still doesn't. Modern

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searches for information about my Romanov family

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royals always incessantly result in the same

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group photographs appearing, taken during that

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extended photo session in 1916 before their abduction.

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usually with Prince Ivanovich erased from the

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images or changed to appear female with a sibling

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missing from the image. One particular piece

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of silent film is incessantly impersonated by

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deranged types the world over and has been for

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over a century. They always seem to be impersonating

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but Serena, becoming terrified, wobble their

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heads up and down and saying the words Albert

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Einstein. In a lot of cases it is a man in drag

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for that one. Crazies who are remnants of the

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old Czechoslovakia are incessant about it. Some

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claiming the perpetrators of the crimes were

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promised an illegal cut of any Romanov assets

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stolen by imposters after the abduction as if

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they are owed it now Add to that the fact that

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seven of those imposters executed in 1917 were

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part Tasmanian citizens of Greece with the surname

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Anastasopoulos and they were all related to the

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North American Reworld family including the man

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who ran the jail Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern

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was held prisoner of war in between December

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1943 and late 1959 and it has always been an

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ugly situation An ugly situation that escalated

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during WW2 when Kaiser Adolf was abducted