My grandfather Ioseb Dugashvili. Also known as
Stalin. I am his only legitimate grandchild and
sole beneficiary of his Russian estate apart
from some cash collected by my auntie Svetlana
Dugashvili before she died within a year of her
father. Ioseb became a quadriplegic in August
1939 before World War II was officially declared
on the 1st of September 1939. Ioseb was the result
of a teenage romance between a native Gippsland
man called Bessaronis Dugashvili and Tsarina
Alexandra Feodorova the Romanov, the most recent
monarch of Russia. When he was conceived, they
were both 17. When he was born his mother Alexandra
was still 17. Because of the circumstances of
the pregnancy and Alexandra's age, he was ineligible
to become the equivalent of a prince in the Romanov
royal family of Russia, but was a legitimate
Romanov child. He was therefore registered at
birth with his father Bessarona's surname, Zhugashvili,
an indigenous Australian name from what is now
called Gippsland. He was given the name Ioseb,
which was an indigenous Gippsland word usually
associated with a kangaroo joey or offspring.
He later matured that up to Joseph when exploring
using a pseudonym as a bit of an amusing joke.
He had blue steel, molten steel and weathered
steel eyes which led to him getting the nickname
Stalin, a word that meant steel in Russian. His
father Bessaronis had a bizarre background fame
in his life as he was the son of the first Australian
human ever deliberately photographed. A casual
image that took over seven minutes to expose
in 1840. It featured a council worker called
Bessarion Jugashvili replacing eucalyptus saplings
on the nature strips in the old 1 .2 million
plus population city of Yarragan in what is now
Gippsland which was completely destroyed by Arson
in early 1858. Bessaroni's father was replacing
saplings for the autumn -winter -spring growing
season. He was asked to pose for the photograph.
Bessaroni was often introduced as the son of
the first person ever photographed in what is
now Australia when travelling to foreign countries.
Locals had already been travelling to foreign
continents in massive numbers for thousands of
years. Even though Ioceb was not eligible to
become a royal Romanov, he was still raised by
his mother Tsarina Alexandra as her first -born
child with his father Bessaroni's surname. Bessaronis
was Alexandra's only long -term sexual partner
from teenage age until she eventually agreed
to marry Nicholas Hohenzolland II. My great -grandmother
Serena Alexandra met Nicholas II when he was
in a sexual relationship with her nephew Grigory
Rasputin. Some saw it as an unusual way to meet
her future husband. Nothing to get uptight about,
though. My grandfather Ioseb Stalin was Rasputin's
cousin. I have very gold eyes, very similar to
Grigory. My Hohenzolland royal family were guests
at their royal Romanov wedding as guests of the
groom Nicholas II. Tsarina Alexandra was seemingly
a one -woman royal family at the time. She was
on her own. My royal Hohenzollern family was
as helpful as possible for the lead -in to the
ceremony during it and for an extended period
afterwards. Hohenzollern royals attended the
ceremony despite the obvious security risk. Then
she had six eligible children and was alone no
more. My grandfather Ioseb Stalin was raised
by his biological parents until it became too
much of a security risk for him and the Russian
royal family. He was sent to boarding school
in Georgia and was funded the best education
his mother could provide for him. Given some
free -range for life experiences, he explored
his bisexuality and was in several short relationships
with other men in his early adult years. He studded
the usual set, as they call it in Russia. Politics,
philosophy, literature, demographics, etc. He
was seen as perfect for politics later in life.
Bessaronis Jougashvili and Alexandra were still
friends after they split up as a sexual couple.
Ioseb's mother, my great -grandmother, Tsarina
Alexandra, the monarch of Russia, her husband
Nicholas Hohenzolland II, and the six eligible
children they had together, my grand aunties
Anastasia, Maria, Tatiana, and Olga, and my grand
uncles Alexei and Ivanovich, were abducted, tortured,
and murdered by a terrorism group associated
with Albert Einstein during World War I. All
documented with photographs and silent film footage.
The Romanov royal family of my great -grandmother
Tsarina Alexandra was abducted after they had
completed a lengthy photography shoot during
the second half of 1916. The reasoning behind
the lengthy sessions was to get every publicity
photo required for an entire year done to avoid
repeated security risks. Photography sessions
were much stranger and much more nerve -racking
than now. People had to try to sit still for
minutes at a time to get clear exposed photos.
It was arduous and could be very frustrating.
They attended for the official photograph sessions
with the Turkish photography crew. With clothing
and non -authentic props which may have had a
festive season theme in a lot of cases. The entire
photography shoot was completed in just under
a week. After it was over they were abducted
by the photography crew and their cohorts. A
strange, twitchy, Japanese man and crew had started
filming the Romanov royals with film cameras
during the shoot, with no audio available. It
was all silent film camera recordings. He kept
on filming, with multiple cameras, using a large
crew when it became clear to the royals they
were not being taken home from the photography
sessions and something was seriously wrong with
the situation. My Romanov family royals were
taken to what was then Czechoslovakia and the
photographed and filmed being tortured to death
there, at a secret location. The crazy Japanese
man coordinated all the eight victims being filmed
the whole time, as often as he could get footage
filmed, through their entire ordeal, including
some footage of remains being disposed of. By
the end of World War I, people were impersonating
the developed silent film footage of the Romanov
Royals' abduction and murder ordeal all over
Europe. It then spread globally slowly after
WWI ended, reaching new levels during and after
WWII. It turned into a terrorism and organised
crime routine. People would make demands, impersonate
the victims realizing they weren't being taken
home, then impersonate their torture, pretending
they would stop if they got what they wanted
from the target, or go around and back to the
start. Then lunatics decided to guess what the
victims being tortured sounded like, and would
make noises claiming to do an impersonation of
their distress, guessing what they said in Russian
during the films. In modern technology times,
lip -reading software was developed to try to
determine what each victim said in Russian during
their ordeal that was in the silent films. A
supercomputer was used to process the silent
film footage and reference it against as much
footage and audio of people speaking Russian
as they could feed it beforehand for lip -reading
analysis and they started using lip -reading
predictive text software to add subtitles to
the silent torture footage with what the software
estimated the victim was saying on the screen.
It didn't work very well, still doesn't. Modern
searches for information about my Romanov family
royals always incessantly result in the same
group photographs appearing, taken during that
extended photo session in 1916 before their abduction.
usually with Prince Ivanovich erased from the
images or changed to appear female with a sibling
missing from the image. One particular piece
of silent film is incessantly impersonated by
deranged types the world over and has been for
over a century. They always seem to be impersonating
but Serena, becoming terrified, wobble their
heads up and down and saying the words Albert
Einstein. In a lot of cases it is a man in drag
for that one. Crazies who are remnants of the
old Czechoslovakia are incessant about it. Some
claiming the perpetrators of the crimes were
promised an illegal cut of any Romanov assets
stolen by imposters after the abduction as if
they are owed it now Add to that the fact that
seven of those imposters executed in 1917 were
part Tasmanian citizens of Greece with the surname
Anastasopoulos and they were all related to the
North American Reworld family including the man
who ran the jail Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern
was held prisoner of war in between December
1943 and late 1959 and it has always been an
ugly situation An ugly situation that escalated
during WW2 when Kaiser Adolf was abducted