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Around three months after she got illegally pregnant

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with her inbred bread -to -be, they left her

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alone with Kaiser Adolf for a few hours of fake

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engagement time. She sat at the dinner table

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just out of reach of him through the cell bars

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and waited for him to start a conversation with

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her. He ignored her as she was clearly disturbed.

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She then abruptly stated, in a somewhat insincere

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sounding way, that she did not really want to

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have the baby anymore. Got up and went to find

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a knitting needle. She sat back down at the dinner

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table outside his cell and proceeded to insert

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the knitting needle in herself, between her legs,

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whilst seated just out of fingertip reach of

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the Kaiser through the bars. She then implied

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he should lunge at her through the bars to try

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to stop her pushing it further in, as it may

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harm the gestating fetus, without him understanding

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what she meant. When he didn't move, she pushed

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the needle in further. She then paused and seemed

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to be making suggestions as to what noises he

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should make, as well as some noises of self -caused

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distress. He ignored her. She persisted with

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the same process, implying he should scream and

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run over to the bars, and try to stop her by

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reaching out through the bars with his hands.

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She made suggestions on what noises he should

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make, whilst making some noise herself caused

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by what she was doing. Whilst she sat at the

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table pushing the needle further in, pausing

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to see if he moved, she pushed the needle far

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enough in to abort the child. The child aborted

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whilst she was sitting at the dinner table, making

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garbled noises of self -caused distress, combined

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with suggestions to the Kaiser. When the child

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fully aborted, she dumped it on top of the dinner

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table she was sitting at, left it there, and

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tried to clean herself. She then wiped the small,

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aborted object clean with a cloth, and moved

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it to a second table with a raised circular feature.

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She placed it in the center of the feature. Then

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went to the bathroom to wash herself off. When

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the others working at the makeshift jail came

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back, she lied and told them it had incidentally

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aborted and there was nothing she could do about

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it. Claiming she crossed her legs as hard as

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she could, but could not prevent the miscarriage.

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They spent a week or two in a distressed panic,

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accusing Kaiser Adolf of doing something wrong,

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took photos of the aborted fetus, and threw it

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in the garbage. They decided not to tell anyone

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outside the jail, waiting for Kaiser Adolf to

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be dragged to Berlin like a chained prisoner,

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with Sadie and her child being politely escorted

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along as if the new royal family pair, that there

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would never be a baby. They decided it might

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spoil anyone involved with the neo -Nazis' fun.

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They also thought it would have stopped them

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rolling their eyes back in their heads, thinking

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about what they thought might happen when the

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child was 18, in 18 years time, and pretending

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to own my Hohenzollern royal family estate for

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the hideously evil E. Einstein siblings. They

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then violently victimized Kaiser Adolf in his

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cell, claiming to check if they could find a

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way to get a viable sperm out of him to attempt

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another pregnancy. Always checking under a microscope

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to see if they could find one. It was pointless

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violence, as they had already confirmed him as

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rendered chemically infertile in January 1944.

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After Sadie had gotten pregnant with his stolen

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sperm, and before they let him regain full consciousness

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for the first time in over six weeks. They regularly

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filmed Kaiser Adolf being assaulted during pretend

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experiments to try to get a viable sperm out

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of him. The footage has been seen by millions

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over the years, most people almost completely

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unaware of what they saw. More recently graphic

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footage of him being assaulted during those pointless

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acts of violence has been converted to look like

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computer game footage people may be familiar

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with Including computer game footage where Kaiser

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Adolf was left as the character Adolf Hitler

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for the game or film animation that used the

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footage There are a large number of photographs

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as well After they gave up on the idea of getting

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a viable sperm out of him They charged people

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admission to see him in his cell through one

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-way mirrors installed in the walls of the room

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his prison cage was in The jail was in a converted

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underground subway -style train station building.

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The area where the trains were supposed to run

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through near the station itself had no tracks

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installed, was lit by skylights, and was walled

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off from the constructed station. One -way mirrors

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were installed in the walls between where the

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tracks should have been, and the platform the

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passengers would have used. If people paid to

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go in, they could walk down where the tracks

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should have been, look to find the words Adolf

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Hitler with an arrow pointed at a window, written

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in novelty oversized Yugoslavian crayon. Then

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look at him through the one -way mirror installed

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like a window to see him in his cell, chained

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up using a police system. Still wearing the formal

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dinner clothes he was abducted in, December 1943,

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with his top hat on the floor usually. Kaiser

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Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern escaped the jail

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cell in the converted subway station in 1959.

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His escape occurred when crazy prisoner Governor

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Joe Rewald shot himself, whilst forcing Kaiser

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Adolf to play Russian gun roulette with him at

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gunpoint. Joe had been on a murderous rampage

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earlier that day, very drunk, that resulted in

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him killing dozens of people before he arrived

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at work. Including everyone in his extended family,

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except his teenage son Ruddy, who was away at

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a military themed camp. When Joe arrived at work,

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he shot every other member of staff at the jail

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dead, leaving only him and Kaiser Adolf. He forced

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the Kaiser to play gun roulette with him, insisting

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the Kaiser take the first turn. Then shot himself

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through the head on his own first turn. Sadie

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Einstein was away visiting her daughter that

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existed before Kaiser Adolf was abducted that

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day. That one remaining child of Joe ended up

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being the biological father of one of four females

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who pretended to be my older sisters after I

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was born. She had been illegally registered to

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my father Kevin and his wife after being born

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in 1961 as if my parents' child and was growing

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up in my household when I was born. She was born

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less than two years after her grandfather Joe

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shot himself, which allowed Kaiser Adolf to escape

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prisoner of war jail in 1959. After the inbred

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baby plan had failed in April 1944, due to Sadie

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Einstein self aborting the fetus at around three

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months, people waiting for her and the child

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in Germany were expecting them to arrive in Berlin

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sometime between November 1944 and the end of

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the year. They were pretending she was going

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to become their equivalent of Queen by marriage

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of Germany temporarily, until Kaiser Adolf was

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executed and the baby made pretend infant Kaiser.

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They were behaving as if it was a done deal.

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They were also destroying banknotes, coins, and

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stamps with members of my royal Hohenzollern

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family on them, as if preparing for the images

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to be replaced with the inbred brat, Sadie, and

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her completely irrelevant brother Albert Einstein,

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who would have been the inbred child's uncle.

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Some even prepared mock -ups of the three together,

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depicting the baby with seven fingers on each

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hand and three eyes to look like it could be

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stamped on a new royal -themed coin. They still

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have them in some cases. There was a bit of a

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problem though. At the same time people had started

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pretending Sadie Einstein was becoming the equivalent

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of Queen of Germany, others were faking Janet

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Podolsky using the false name Eva Braun to look

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like Kaiser Adolf's then current sexual partner,

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cum fiancé. His girlfriend's sweetheart back

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to when she was 16 and got pregnant with his

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stolen sperm. Implying that if they got married

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as Kaiser and fiance, she would therefore become

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the Kaiser's spouse and princess by implication

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in the fictional story. The lunatics equivalent

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of Queen of Germany, too. The same as they were

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planning to pretend with Sadie Einstein if she

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arrived back in Berlin with the inbred baby that

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had already been aborted. There were two groups

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claiming to be in the same terrorism group, the

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neo -Nazis, claiming two separate fictional stories

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were going to result in two separate women becoming

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the equivalent of Queen of Germany by implication

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and extended implication. Sadie E. Einstein and

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Janet Podolsky using the false name Eva Braun.

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Sadie's extortion plot bred had been self -aborted

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by her in Yugoslavia in April 1944, but the neo

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-Nazis weren't told that. Nobody outside of the

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jail staff knew. Janet had the firstborn baby

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to my great -grandfather's stolen sperm in 1907

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and named it Donna Podolsky, my grandmother.

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Janet's granddaughter, Judith Margaret Jagashvili,

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was my mother. Judith was born in 1940 to Iosep

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Stalin Jagashvili and his third wife, Donna.

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Judith was born before Kaiser Adolf's abduction

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and therefore before there was such a thing as

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a neo -Nazi. Judith had therefore become a possibility

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under German constitutional monarchy law to have

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a future technically eligible child under the

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Hohenzollern royal family great -grandchild rule

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without her father Iosep knowing it. It turned

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out to be me in the end in 1972. Brian Webb.