WEBVTT 00:00:01.699 --> 00:00:03.779 His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Adolf Hitler the 00:00:03.779 --> 00:00:06.179 Hohenzollern decided to abdicate. The required 00:00:06.179 --> 00:00:07.759 documents to hand over to me were officially 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:12.660 dated the 28th of December, 1977. He had a protracted 00:00:12.660 --> 00:00:14.699 argument with Italian Secret Service agents about 00:00:14.699 --> 00:00:16.420 them doing the same sort of administration for 00:00:16.420 --> 00:00:17.879 him as they had when he named me as rightful 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:21.100 sole royal family beneficiary in 1972. He eventually 00:00:21.100 --> 00:00:23.660 made me sole beneficiary of three estates. The 00:00:23.660 --> 00:00:25.440 Hohenzollern royal family estate, his Italian 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:27.500 diplomatic asylum estate, and a German, off the 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:29.120 post office shelf, civilian will kit estate, 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:32.280 under his real name. They begrudgingly agreed 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:34.100 to follow his instructions after he had prepared 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:36.000 all the necessary authorization documents which 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:38.340 took a lot of work. He gave them copies of the 00:00:38.340 --> 00:00:40.780 documents without signatures or seals and agitatedly 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:42.439 told them to do it and follow his instructions. 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:45.659 He was then required to send copies of the abdication 00:00:45.659 --> 00:00:47.460 documents to the correct authorities in both 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:49.539 nations called Germany himself via the strictest 00:00:49.539 --> 00:00:53.679 form of Italian registered post. He went to the 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:55.479 post office himself late in the afternoon after 00:00:55.479 --> 00:00:57.159 having difficulties with the giggling, tea and 00:00:57.159 --> 00:00:59.020 everything morons trying to remind him of Albert 00:00:59.020 --> 00:01:01.570 Einstein. He sent them via the post office which 00:01:01.570 --> 00:01:04.189 was a slow process. He at least got polite customer 00:01:04.189 --> 00:01:06.569 service from the postal employee there. It took 00:01:06.569 --> 00:01:08.569 so long that he did not get home until very late 00:01:08.569 --> 00:01:11.390 in the day. When he arrived back to his house 00:01:11.390 --> 00:01:13.209 they had already decided to attempt to kill him. 00:01:13.650 --> 00:01:15.670 He tried to sit down and have a meal late at 00:01:15.670 --> 00:01:18.670 night. It was poisoned. After he had been eating 00:01:18.670 --> 00:01:20.469 for a while he suddenly lurched forward making 00:01:20.469 --> 00:01:23.650 gasping noises clutching his chest. They stood 00:01:23.650 --> 00:01:25.349 near or around him trying not to fake a laugh 00:01:25.349 --> 00:01:27.129 with strangled fake happy looks on their faces 00:01:27.129 --> 00:01:29.579 watching. they did that weird twinkly eyed thing 00:01:29.579 --> 00:01:31.379 and almost did a little dance whilst they watched 00:01:31.379 --> 00:01:33.840 him choking they decided after some strained 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:35.340 laughter that they had better call an ambulance 00:01:35.340 --> 00:01:37.680 waiting until he was dead would have looked too 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:40.280 suspicious they rang one and watched him gasping 00:01:40.280 --> 00:01:42.120 for breath clutching his chest and changing color 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:44.959 when the ambulance arrived it was one of those 00:01:44.959 --> 00:01:47.140 private freelance ice cream van type ambulances 00:01:47.140 --> 00:01:49.719 part of the italian system of whoever gets there 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:52.159 first gets the job and payment it had a weak 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:54.040 excuse for a siren and was followed to his house 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:56.659 by a private doctor in a car the ambulance staff 00:01:56.659 --> 00:01:58.640 went upstairs to find gaping people looking like 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:01.140 they were tying not to do a na na na na na dance 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:03.459 they placed him on a portable trolley and took 00:02:03.459 --> 00:02:05.700 him down the stairs they put him in the ambulance 00:02:05.700 --> 00:02:07.280 and took off slowly without putting the siren 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:10.139 on the perpetrators of his poisoning decided 00:02:10.139 --> 00:02:12.439 there was no way he would survive it he would 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:14.000 be dead before he got to the hospital in their 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:16.259 opinion they asked the doctor who was checking 00:02:16.259 --> 00:02:18.180 things out asking questions and taking notes 00:02:18.180 --> 00:02:19.819 if he would take a quiet ride to write a death 00:02:19.819 --> 00:02:23.340 certificate on the spot for them he agreed and 00:02:23.340 --> 00:02:25.909 almost immediately wrote one signed off on it 00:02:25.909 --> 00:02:27.849 and handed it to them keeping a copy and receiving 00:02:27.849 --> 00:02:30.150 his hefty bribe they were then given instructions 00:02:30.150 --> 00:02:32.930 on what to do with it in italy if a death certificate 00:02:32.930 --> 00:02:35.009 is issued it must be handed into local authorities 00:02:35.009 --> 00:02:37.569 like police station to make it official they 00:02:37.569 --> 00:02:39.310 immediately took it to the local police and handed 00:02:39.310 --> 00:02:42.330 it in following the doctor's instructions they 00:02:42.330 --> 00:02:43.990 then had an impromptu drinking session and mini 00:02:43.990 --> 00:02:46.469 party which started well after midnight they 00:02:46.469 --> 00:02:48.889 drank his liquor cabinet dry the following day 00:02:48.889 --> 00:02:50.889 very drunk they scheduled a set morning period 00:02:50.889 --> 00:02:53.629 then organized a wake and funeral They then busied 00:02:53.629 --> 00:02:56.090 themselves with that, getting ready. Fake soggy 00:02:56.090 --> 00:02:57.750 oversized handkerchiefs, other props, choice 00:02:57.750 --> 00:03:02.650 of coffin. They got in some people very allergic 00:03:02.650 --> 00:03:04.430 to grapes and had them eat a small bunch each. 00:03:04.909 --> 00:03:06.870 It made them appear to start crying with water 00:03:06.870 --> 00:03:08.449 leaking out there as profusely as if they were 00:03:08.449 --> 00:03:10.789 devastated. If they tried to laugh, it leaked 00:03:10.789 --> 00:03:13.169 out more. Any change in emotional state caused 00:03:13.169 --> 00:03:15.610 fresh tears. They call it weeping woman disorder 00:03:15.610 --> 00:03:18.189 in some countries. Most of the time, they are 00:03:18.189 --> 00:03:21.159 laughing but look distraught. At no point did 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:22.840 any of them ever consider actually going to the 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.259 hospital to check if he actually died. Kaiser 00:03:25.259 --> 00:03:27.020 Adolf was in there for a prolonged period, recovering. 00:03:28.259 --> 00:03:30.319 The Italian Secret Service organized a meeting 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.580 with him at the hospital. After they did, the 00:03:32.580 --> 00:03:35.300 hospital staff started using his real name. Saying 00:03:35.300 --> 00:03:37.180 things like yes, I know that is really Adolf 00:03:37.180 --> 00:03:39.439 Hitler in there. There was also the obligatory 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:41.219 conversation about the death certificate that 00:03:41.219 --> 00:03:42.860 led to the but I'm not dead, what am I supposed 00:03:42.860 --> 00:03:45.969 to do about this statement. the secret service 00:03:45.969 --> 00:03:47.849 informed him a death certificate had been received 00:03:47.849 --> 00:03:49.469 and they had decided to cancel his diplomatic 00:03:49.469 --> 00:03:52.990 asylum agreement on a technicality waited then 00:03:52.990 --> 00:03:54.569 said he didn't need to worry as they would give 00:03:54.569 --> 00:03:56.210 him plenty of time to make alternative arrangements 00:03:56.210 --> 00:03:57.990 and get as much money as he needed out of his 00:03:57.990 --> 00:04:00.330 italian bank accounts they then made gobbled 00:04:00.330 --> 00:04:03.030 attempts to appeal to his sentimental side saying 00:04:03.030 --> 00:04:04.689 that perhaps it was time to go live in germany 00:04:04.689 --> 00:04:06.389 again as if it was a nice thought and possibly 00:04:06.389 --> 00:04:09.689 ending Their real motivation was the idea that 00:04:09.689 --> 00:04:11.229 people had been waiting for him in Germany for 00:04:11.229 --> 00:04:13.569 so long since he took diplomatic asylum, rehearsing 00:04:13.569 --> 00:04:15.009 their stalking, that it would be difficult for 00:04:15.009 --> 00:04:16.430 them if they didn't get the opportunity to do 00:04:16.430 --> 00:04:19.209 it all in front of him. He took some time to 00:04:19.209 --> 00:04:21.589 recover. Whilst he was recovering, he chose a 00:04:21.589 --> 00:04:24.050 new location very carefully. Bought a property. 00:04:24.569 --> 00:04:27.050 Then pre -booked everything. From travel and 00:04:27.050 --> 00:04:28.970 transfers to very expensive in -home care visits 00:04:28.970 --> 00:04:31.189 for elderly people. Pre -paying for everything 00:04:31.189 --> 00:04:32.850 to be done regularly for him when he arrived 00:04:32.850 --> 00:04:35.509 at his new home. Cleaning, meals, nursing assistants, 00:04:35.790 --> 00:04:38.620 maintenance, everything. His diplomatic asylum 00:04:38.620 --> 00:04:40.639 agreement was cancelled, he got on a plane, and 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:42.379 was trying to get used to the idea of using his 00:04:42.379 --> 00:04:44.980 real name again. They were still waiting for 00:04:44.980 --> 00:04:46.800 him to turn back to a traumatized staring zombie 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:48.819 -like state when he moved to Australia in 1978 00:04:48.819 --> 00:04:50.920 to be near me as his only remaining royal family. 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:53.439 He moved into Hazeldine Road in my hometown of 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:55.600 Yarragan, about 7 to 10 kilometers from my family 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:58.000 home in Campbell Street. Hazeldine Road starts 00:04:58.000 --> 00:04:59.839 off the Princess Freeway and is two streets to 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:01.500 the west of my childhood home street of Campbell 00:05:01.500 --> 00:05:03.920 Street. He spent the last four years of his life 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:05.720 quietly watching movies on his television which 00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:07.240 were more authentic to the original films than 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:09.439 anything he would have seen in Europe. He let 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:11.040 me know he had arrived with a quick be careful 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:13.540 what you wish for. I even got a bodyguard that 00:05:13.540 --> 00:05:15.339 moved into the same street as me when I was six. 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:17.800 I didn't know about the bodyguard at the time 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:20.000 though. It made those four years a lot easier 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:22.600 for me than the previous six. Natural consenting 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:24.579 homosexual sexual behavior was decriminalized 00:05:24.579 --> 00:05:26.480 here in the state of Victoria, Australia whilst 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:28.620 he was here even if they recorded as being decriminalized 00:05:28.620 --> 00:05:30.459 shortly after he died in propaganda Lollaland 00:05:30.459 --> 00:05:33.300 material. Kaiser Adolf Hitler de Hohenzollern 00:05:33.300 --> 00:05:35.079 died on his birthday anniversary on the 20th 00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:38.379 of April 1982 when I was 10. He died in the house 00:05:38.379 --> 00:05:40.060 he was living in off Hazeldine Road in my old 00:05:40.060 --> 00:05:42.279 hometown of Yerrigan. He had pre -bought himself 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:44.279 a cemetery plot next to his uncle Kaiser Frederick 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:46.040 Hohenzollern IV in the Moe Memorial Cemetery 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:48.579 in Gippsland. He was quietly buried next to his 00:05:48.579 --> 00:05:52.279 uncle with no funeral in 1982. The cemetery contains 00:05:52.279 --> 00:05:54.139 the remains of Adolf's deceased born twin died 00:05:54.139 --> 00:05:57.120 1889, Kaiser Wilhelm I died 1888, Crown Prince 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.420 Alois Hitler the Hohenzollern died 1903, Prince 00:05:59.420 --> 00:06:01.740 Edmund Hitler the Hohenzollern died 1897, Kaiser 00:06:01.740 --> 00:06:04.279 Frederick IV died 1916, Wilhelm II's mother Lady 00:06:04.279 --> 00:06:06.899 Knight Victoria, and quite a few others. Adolf 00:06:06.899 --> 00:06:08.779 also purchased me a plot right next to his grandfather 00:06:08.779 --> 00:06:11.240 Kaiser Wilhelm I, who I look very alike to, without 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:13.740 the patent bald patch. As I get older, I look 00:06:13.740 --> 00:06:14.819 more and more like Wilhelm II.