WEBVTT 00:00:00.140 --> 00:00:03.439 in italy in around 1969 or 1970 kaiser adolf 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:05.139 went into a gay bar with some of his italian 00:00:05.139 --> 00:00:07.519 acquaintances he was not allowed to mention who 00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:09.439 he was or use his real name so whenever he went 00:00:09.439 --> 00:00:11.220 out whoever he was with usually brought him up 00:00:11.220 --> 00:00:13.759 in conversation to see what people said he thought 00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:16.280 it was mind -numbingly boring so someone brought 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:18.260 his name up in front of some tourists from switzerland 00:00:18.260 --> 00:00:21.170 who did not know who he was i want to make it 00:00:21.170 --> 00:00:22.829 clear here that switzerland had a dossier on 00:00:22.829 --> 00:00:24.769 my great -grandpa at the time covering his semen 00:00:24.769 --> 00:00:27.070 being stolen in 1906 including photographs of 00:00:27.070 --> 00:00:29.030 the hospital etc through to details of the children 00:00:29.030 --> 00:00:31.449 and descendants depending on where you went you 00:00:31.449 --> 00:00:33.070 could ask to see it in the right venue and be 00:00:33.070 --> 00:00:36.689 given a look at it in bars and clubs etc the 00:00:36.689 --> 00:00:38.729 tourists from switzerland started chatting anecdotes 00:00:38.729 --> 00:00:40.429 and laughing whilst kaiser adolf sat quietly 00:00:40.429 --> 00:00:42.969 listening having a few drinks One tourist in 00:00:42.969 --> 00:00:44.450 particular seemed to take over the conversation 00:00:44.450 --> 00:00:46.590 and decided to repeat the entire dossier to the 00:00:46.590 --> 00:00:48.490 people Kaiser Adolf was in the bar with, in every 00:00:48.490 --> 00:00:50.310 detail he could remember, unaware that Kaiser 00:00:50.310 --> 00:00:52.869 Adolf was sitting there listening. He got as 00:00:52.869 --> 00:00:54.530 far as my mother's birth, where my mother etc. 00:00:54.770 --> 00:00:56.670 had been moved to live in the 1940s, Gippsland, 00:00:56.850 --> 00:00:58.149 and that she had gotten married when she was 00:00:58.149 --> 00:01:00.710 around 18 in Gippsland. He knew her first and 00:01:00.710 --> 00:01:02.210 middle name had been made up to remind Kaiser 00:01:02.210 --> 00:01:04.030 Adolf of his Jewish connections, implying that 00:01:04.030 --> 00:01:05.790 if he wasn't in a homosexual relationship with 00:01:05.790 --> 00:01:07.549 a Jewish man when he became Kaiser, things may 00:01:07.549 --> 00:01:09.790 have been different. Later expanded to imply 00:01:09.790 --> 00:01:11.269 there would not have been so many Jews killed 00:01:11.269 --> 00:01:13.769 after he was abducted. Jews death marred regret. 00:01:14.409 --> 00:01:17.109 Judith Margaret. He did not quite get her adopted 00:01:17.109 --> 00:01:19.530 surname correct. He thought that Muslin may have 00:01:19.530 --> 00:01:21.430 been a Jewish type of material or cloth and settled 00:01:21.430 --> 00:01:23.129 on that when he could not quite remember it exactly. 00:01:23.750 --> 00:01:25.609 He and his friends had a short debate about it 00:01:25.609 --> 00:01:27.430 asking if Muslin was Jewish material or something. 00:01:28.010 --> 00:01:29.790 They settled on Judith, middle name starting 00:01:29.790 --> 00:01:32.810 with M, surname starting with N. If you are interested, 00:01:32.950 --> 00:01:35.489 they had two letters wrong. My mother Judith 00:01:35.489 --> 00:01:37.609 was adopted by the Muslin family here in Gippsland. 00:01:38.379 --> 00:01:40.299 Kaiser Adolf took it all in, with an expressionless 00:01:40.299 --> 00:01:42.040 face and glazed over eyes, and was his usual 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:44.180 what, like my fake life on television and a rewritten 00:01:44.180 --> 00:01:46.620 mind camp, self about it. In the end he checked 00:01:46.620 --> 00:01:48.180 to see if there were publicly available records 00:01:48.180 --> 00:01:50.040 in Australia, out of pure boredom, that he could 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:51.599 look at to see if he could find a marriage entry 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:54.260 that included my mother in around 1957 or 1958. 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:57.359 He ended up getting access to the publicly available 00:01:57.359 --> 00:01:59.299 births, deaths and marriages records here in 00:01:59.299 --> 00:02:01.659 Australia for the state of Victoria. He looked 00:02:01.659 --> 00:02:03.180 through them for the relevant years, with skeptical, 00:02:03.379 --> 00:02:05.480 ha, ha thoughts, methodically, town by town, 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:07.319 looking for a marriage that involved M, Judith 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:09.020 M, with the rest of the details in his handy 00:02:09.020 --> 00:02:11.900 notepad. He found one entry and was shocked and 00:02:11.900 --> 00:02:14.520 flabbergasted. My mother Marslen, Judith Margaret 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:16.500 got married to my father Webb, Kevin George on 00:02:16.500 --> 00:02:19.039 the 3rd of May, 1958 in a town called Moe, Victoria, 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:21.900 Australia. Kaiser Adolf I was still a prisoner 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:23.800 of war in Yugoslavia when my parents got married, 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:25.500 still chained to the wall like he had been since 00:02:25.500 --> 00:02:28.840 abducted in 1943. the entry included a family 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:31.520 home address at 27 campbell street yarragan victoria 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:34.139 australia a house my father kevin bought when 00:02:34.139 --> 00:02:36.199 he was about 20 in 1950 which was stolen off 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:39.280 me when he died in 2004 he did not meet my mother 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:42.800 judith until 1957 when she was 17 they got married 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:45.419 four months after she turned 18 her sole goal 00:02:45.419 --> 00:02:48.400 was to steal babies off him nothing more i would 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:49.979 like to point out here that switzerland and its 00:02:49.979 --> 00:02:51.759 organized crime types are not heroes because 00:02:51.759 --> 00:02:53.659 they stole prince adolf seaman when he was 17 00:02:53.659 --> 00:02:55.460 in that hospital which was involved in me being 00:02:55.460 --> 00:02:57.000 prince imperial so brian of the constitutional 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:59.539 monarchy of germany now people from switzerland 00:02:59.539 --> 00:03:01.360 taking over the italian mafia using the lies 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:03.060 of two con men pretending to be the same person 00:03:03.060 --> 00:03:04.860 pretending to be a lawyer pretending to be the 00:03:04.860 --> 00:03:06.500 executor of one of the estates left to me by 00:03:06.500 --> 00:03:08.479 my great grandpa to collect bribes whilst illegally 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:10.599 using the name vincent corleone didn't help me 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:13.400 in any way either Kaiser Adolf took some time 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:15.039 to think things over and decided that there was 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:16.560 the possibility that my parents could have a 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:18.419 technically eligible child under the great -grandchild 00:03:18.419 --> 00:03:20.120 rule but he would have to come to Australia to 00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:23.099 find out. He mulled it over some more. He had 00:03:23.099 --> 00:03:24.740 always wanted to come to Gippsland for a look 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:27.139 and it was the perfect excuse for a laugh. His 00:03:27.139 --> 00:03:28.879 decision to come here and check the address on 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:30.659 record ended up being designed into his intellectual 00:03:30.659 --> 00:03:33.099 input for the Olympic venues for the 1972 Munchen 00:03:33.099 --> 00:03:35.620 Olympics, particularly the main stadium. Those 00:03:35.620 --> 00:03:37.419 ideas were used and heavily modified by others 00:03:37.419 --> 00:03:38.919 with similar motives to the appearance of the 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:40.719 Berlin Wall when it was completed after he escaped 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:43.840 the prison in Yugoslavia. He decided to travel 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:45.819 here to Australia for a laugh, some tourism and 00:03:45.819 --> 00:03:48.740 a look. He invited his handyman employee Mr Baggio 00:03:48.740 --> 00:03:51.639 along to drive the car etc. Kaiser Adolf booked 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:53.819 flights using his diplomatic asylum Italian passport 00:03:53.819 --> 00:03:55.639 under his other name Wolfgang knowing he would 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:57.580 be followed by Italian secret service agents 00:03:57.580 --> 00:04:00.650 and arrived here in November 1971. Kaiser Adolf 00:04:00.650 --> 00:04:02.270 had no preconceived ideas about what he would 00:04:02.270 --> 00:04:04.550 find, only that if Mr. and Mrs. Webb really existed 00:04:04.550 --> 00:04:06.050 and were living in Gippsland, that he would have 00:04:06.050 --> 00:04:07.569 to try to talk to them about it without using 00:04:07.569 --> 00:04:10.990 his real name, just in case. Tough one. He thought 00:04:10.990 --> 00:04:12.469 it was probably an elaborately set -up prank. 00:04:13.129 --> 00:04:16.110 More elaborate than the usual, anyway. Kaiser 00:04:16.110 --> 00:04:18.529 Adolf planned the trip methodically. One of his 00:04:18.529 --> 00:04:20.189 main motivations was to visit the grave sites 00:04:20.189 --> 00:04:22.149 of members of my Hohenzollern royal family constitutional 00:04:22.149 --> 00:04:24.250 monarchy of Germany buried in Moe Memorial Cemetery. 00:04:24.860 --> 00:04:26.879 Mo is the place they are buried, the place Adolf 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:28.600 was born, and the place my parents got married 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:31.620 in May 1958. So, he was suitably bored suspicious. 00:04:32.819 --> 00:04:34.800 My mother Judith had somehow managed to get stuck 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:36.439 at home with her husband Kevin pregnant at the 00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:38.220 time Kaiser Adolf confirmed his holiday plans. 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:40.980 It was due to a miscalculation caused by bulk 00:04:40.980 --> 00:04:42.759 seafood being available whilst he was on holidays 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:45.240 in Lakes Entrance in East Gippsland. She jumped 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:46.740 in one night to attempt to get pregnant again 00:04:46.740 --> 00:04:48.620 and then stayed for the seafood for a while because 00:04:48.620 --> 00:04:51.100 he wasn't around much. Instead of swapping over 00:04:51.100 --> 00:04:52.699 with her lookalike immediately and going elsewhere 00:04:52.699 --> 00:04:55.529 to dump the babies, like usual. She was intending 00:04:55.529 --> 00:04:57.350 to just leave but stayed for a while to eat the 00:04:57.350 --> 00:04:59.810 seafood. She ended up having to travel back to 00:04:59.810 --> 00:05:02.389 the family home in Yerrigan with him. When she 00:05:02.389 --> 00:05:04.389 arrived she contacted her organized crime associates 00:05:04.389 --> 00:05:06.209 about swapping over with my father's imposter 00:05:06.209 --> 00:05:08.629 wife again. She was then informed that the imposter 00:05:08.629 --> 00:05:10.490 wife had gotten pregnant again to try a fifth 00:05:10.490 --> 00:05:13.089 implanted child. A descendant of a South African 00:05:13.089 --> 00:05:15.009 based neo -Nazi who escaped Germany before the 00:05:15.009 --> 00:05:17.329 end of WW2 without arrest who was follow -up 00:05:17.329 --> 00:05:19.769 stalking my Hapsburg royal family. But the man 00:05:19.769 --> 00:05:21.470 she got pregnant to turned out to be so vilely 00:05:21.470 --> 00:05:23.050 hideous she had backed out and had an abortion 00:05:23.050 --> 00:05:25.800 already. I heard the name Pauline several times. 00:05:26.379 --> 00:05:28.279 When she had her abortion, it wasn't an official 00:05:28.279 --> 00:05:31.000 one, the 4afi amateur type. She had suddenly 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:32.699 gotten violently ill afterwards with some type 00:05:32.699 --> 00:05:35.160 of infection. She had lost kilograms off her 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.220 frame and was almost unrecognizable, still very 00:05:37.220 --> 00:05:39.740 ill. She was told there was no way to swap over, 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:41.600 particularly if she was starting to show obviously 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:43.959 as being pregnant. They told her to ride it out 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:45.360 for the full pregnancy and it would give them 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:47.040 time to formulate a plan for the hospital the 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:48.680 day of the birth and everything would be fine. 00:05:49.250 --> 00:05:51.110 no matter how nice her husband was fluffing her 00:05:51.110 --> 00:05:53.029 pillows making sure she was okay getting her 00:05:53.029 --> 00:05:54.750 drinks and satisfying her cravings she would 00:05:54.750 --> 00:05:56.290 just have to tough it out for the full nine months 00:05:56.290 --> 00:05:59.810 she was a horrified for the first time in their 00:05:59.810 --> 00:06:01.810 marriage since 1958 she was going to have to 00:06:01.810 --> 00:06:03.490 stay at home for the full pregnancy and go to 00:06:03.490 --> 00:06:05.230 the local hospital and try to get the baby robbery 00:06:05.230 --> 00:06:07.449 done from there it was going to be the longest 00:06:07.449 --> 00:06:09.230 time ever she had spent at home with her husband 00:06:09.230 --> 00:06:11.430 longer than when she married him and swapped 00:06:11.430 --> 00:06:13.110 over with the imposter wife in the first three 00:06:13.110 --> 00:06:15.579 months Judith came up with a plot to steal all 00:06:15.579 --> 00:06:17.399 but one baby with some accomplice minions, kill 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:19.439 one, show that one to my father Kevin dead, and 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:20.860 say something went wrong and nothing could be 00:06:20.860 --> 00:06:23.759 done, just to see how disappointed he was. My 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:25.720 father Kevin was bringing up four females, probably 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:27.740 vaguely biologically related to me, the children 00:06:27.740 --> 00:06:29.500 of his real wife's identical looking imposter, 00:06:29.579 --> 00:06:31.860 and four separate men to my father. There were 00:06:31.860 --> 00:06:33.639 no biological children to himself and his wife 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:35.199 registered at birth to them both, and in their 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:35.800 custody at Ball.