He escaped the proximity of the prison and quickly
decided to attempt to head north towards Italy
instead of towards the seemingly illogical destination
of Greece. He picked his direction and started
shuffling away in his concrete shoes. He went
in the wrong direction. He saw a sign that clearly
stated how far it was to Greece and then another
that had a smaller number next to it after he
had traveled quite a distance. He tried not to
cry with an I've gone the wrong way. He had to
double back after getting his bearings. He was
confronted in the days immediately after his
escape by two uniformed men with a gun who told
him to stop so they could check him. Prisoners
of war and other inmates in the former Yugoslavia
were often let loose in their prison gear, so
people could hunt them down and apprehend them
for something to do, with prizes awarded each
time one got caught. Usually provided the prisoner
was weak and feeble. The chasers used to think
it was entertaining to watch them try to take
the opportunity to get away for good, as if it
were weird fun. They assumed he was another one
released for a fun hunt. They asked him to stop.
Kaiser Adolf refused to stop and kept going,
so they threatened to shoot him. He told them
he was not stopping and kept moving. They shot
him twice, once through the buttock, and one
bullet that lodged in his back. When they approached
him, they thought he was going to fall into their
arms between their shoulders to be carried away
back to wherever he was released from. When they
moved to grab him, he suddenly grabbed them by
the side of the heads by the hair, and smashed
their heads together with a solid cracking noise,
knocking them both unconscious. One was left
bleeding from the side of the head. He then took
a deep wounded breath, raised his head in the
air, and yelled freedom in German in a long,
drawn -out, loud, screaming wounded moan. Which
he later said was the most embarrassing thing
he ever did in his life. After finally busting
the leg shackle open, where he accidentally caused
himself a deep stab wound, and managing to remove
the one around his arm, he shuffled around, walked,
and traveled over 1 ,000 kilometers to northern
Italy, through loony Yugoslavia. The main issue
on the way was nighttime spotlights used to illuminate
things. Operated by night shift workers, they
were waved around like lighthouse batman beams,
up and down the streets in set patterns. The
operators would follow the set patterns, and
when finished with a run, would return them all
to the starting point, and point them at it.
Sometimes a Yugoslavian flag on a flagpole, lit
from every direction they were using them. Trying
to time the final beaming at the flag so that
all spotlights returned to the flag at once,
as if it was ballet or something. He studied
them quietly, noted the pattern and moved to
stay out of the beams. It was bizarrely easy
given the routine. After the encounter that resulted
in his bullet wounds, he evaded all snipers,
checkpoints, police, military, spotlights, barbed
wire, alarm sirens, guards, etc. He entered what
is now Slovenia, and then walked across the Italian
border without being intercepted. He was exhausted
and had lost a lot of blood. His feet had blistered
inside his concrete shoes, but he could not find
a way to get them off. He ended up seeing a dim
light like buildings in the distance. It was
a country convent like a basic castle outside
a very small town in northeastern Italy run by
minor organized crime. He got their attention.
The door was opened by a female looking like
a mother superior of some type with a candle.
She looked like a cross between the paintings
Weeping Woman and Mona Lisa. He told her he was
wounded and could he get some help. She gave
him a seat inside the outer door and went to
get the priest. He was told to fuck off by a
man who looked like a priest as he was too smelly.
The priest closed the inner door and leant up
against saying oh, no. Oh, no. The nun said what?
He said that's Adolf Hitler, what is he doing
here? Oh, no. She said who? Adolf banged on the
door asking to be let in as he was wounded and
needed help. He had a protracted argument through
the door where he said he would have to walk
somewhere else and asked to be let in saying
he was wounded. He ended up banging on the door
repeatedly, bashing it with the side of his fist,
letting the pounding do the talking, whilst the
priest moaned about who it was at the door and
how he got there, telling him to fuck off repeatedly.
Kaiser Adolf yelled that he had blisters on his
feet and had been shot in the back and buttocks
and was losing blood. Then returned to banging
on the door forcefully saying let me in. They
agreed to let him in and sit on a block of stone
just inside the main door. He told them he was
Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern of Germany,
he'd been a prisoner, he didn't know how many
years exactly, in Yugoslavia, and could they
please help him and get the authorities so he
could speak to them. The nun, possibly the mother
superior, decided to get the convent camera out
after the priest had disappeared further into
the building. Nearly every convent in Italy had
one, and the residents of each one liked to practice
every now and then. The excuse for the cameras
was just in case a statue started crying or something,
as a joke. When she returned with the camera,
she gave him a piece of slightly gooey and pleasantly
smelling cheese, with something with it that
smelled like parmesan. He sat down to wait on
the concrete block, leaving blood on it from
his wounds, and decided to slowly take a small
nibble out of something he had not eaten in nearly
16 years, after the smell of it had gotten in
his nostrils. Whilst he was prisoner, he had
been fed nothing but the main course from the
dinner he was abducted at. Slow -cooked Rubik's
Cube -like beefsteak meatloaf on request, at
least three times a day, three green vegetables,
and scalloped potatoes per meal. The people who
prepared it claimed they were going to charge
him $1 million a steak whilst he was prisoner
of war. An attempt to torture him into playing
along with their inbred baby extortion terrorism
plan. The nun set up the camera and took a photo
of him just as his eyes rolled back in his head
due to the taste of the cheese hitting his tongue.
When he sat down in the convent in Italy in 1959,
he was still wearing the clothes he was wearing
to dinner in December 1943, including the remains
of his top hat and overcoat. His clothes hand
repaired multiple times with whatever he could
find. His shoes had been taken off whilst he
was unconscious in 1943 or 1944, and concrete
molded around them, or used as molds to make
concrete versions, and he had concrete shoes
on his feet that he could not remove. He had
a broken shackle for a chain to pass through
around his leg above the knee, was injured where
he removed an arm shackle, had a deep small 1cm
wide stab wound down to the bone on one leg.
His right leg was more blood than material, mainly
due to the bullet wounds to his back and buttocks,
and he had several other injuries. The scars
from those bullet wounds were obvious to me the
day I was born, when he held me up against his
chest in 1972. He had traveled, mostly on foot,
in the concrete shoes, around the distance from
Kosovo to the convent, just inside the Italian
northeast border. He was photographed several
times whilst he was in the convent. Including
after he took his first shower in nearly 16 years.
The concrete shoes had to be smashed off. They
took a photograph of him standing up in a borrowed
priest's smock with a bag of personal belongings
dangling from his hand that contained his sealed
die matrix that was on his clothes when he was
abducted in December 1943 and the gun Joe had
shot himself with and a few bits and pieces.
It ended up being used on the cover of the Guns
N' Roses Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 releases without
anyone really knowing it was him in the convent
in 1959 in the photograph. There is a glimpse
of the gruesome state of his feet in the image.
He had to talk the convent residents through
what they could do to help him. Like they were
total morons. Anything about helping him with
his wounds got a distracted stare. He had to
explain to a male in the convent how to mix iodine
with other substance and dilute it so it could
be used as a disinfectant. The blank distracted
moron followed his instructions and collected
what he said was required. Whilst he was explaining
why iodine had to be mixed and diluted, the moron
suddenly tried to pour raw iodine on an open
wound on his leg whilst he was talking to see
what happened. Kaiser Adolf reacted with a reflex
short jab punch at the vial he was tipping over
to stop extremely painful raw iodine getting
in an open wound. He accidentally got the person
holding the vial a glancing blow on the jaw on
the way through. They decided to call the police
and make an assault complaint. Whilst they were
waiting and claiming to try to help him with
the rest of his wounds, particularly his feet,
there were other incidents. At one point a convent
resident appeared to try to sever the balls of
his feet with a razor as if helping him with
his wounds. They took a quick, badly executed
swipe at one, and muttered they had to come off.
It was later established when interviewing them
that they tried to do it to adjust his upright
standing position to look more like crazy fake
physicist Albert Einstein, who always stood with
a backward lean. The police arrived and took
him to the police station to lay assault charges.
He was interviewed and said that he was Kaiser
Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern of Germany, he'd
been a prisoner for 10, 13, he didn't know how
many years. His date of birth was the 20th of
April, 1889, and could they please get the authorities
so he could speak to them? They instead proceeded
towards charging him with assault, and laid a
preliminary charge, with paperwork. They took
statements from the convent residents about the
incident, and decided it was self -offence on
his part to stop the moron pouring raw iodine
on an open wound, and the glancing blow to the
jaw was accidental, and dropped the charge. It
was fully recorded in Italian police records,
and is the only record of any criminal charge
being laid against him in his entire life. The
20th of April, 1889 to the 20th of April, 1982.
It still appears as the only record with any
hint of criminal activity about him on modern
technology -based criminal record searches. It
transferred to digital records when computers
took over. The authorities took him in for questioning,
based on his claim to be Kaiser Adolf Hitler
the Hohenzollern, listed as missing since December
1943. Some people had been pretending a female
found dead in a bunker. in Berlin in mid -1945
made over by a film production crew to look like
him, including authentic costume, was him dead
instead on television, since it had become commercially
available to the public after World War II. He
didn't know what a television was at the time.
He had seen Sadie Einstein sitting in front of
a box that caused her face to be lit up with
flickering light, without any sound involved.
But he had never seen the front of it, or heard
any audio.