WEBVTT 00:00:00.170 --> 00:00:02.169 Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern escaped 00:00:02.169 --> 00:00:07.070 prisoner of war jail in Yugoslavia in 1959. The 00:00:07.070 --> 00:00:09.369 makeshift prisoner of war jail and working -class 00:00:09.369 --> 00:00:11.310 posh spinster's apartment on the other side of 00:00:11.310 --> 00:00:13.330 the bars for the fake engagement to Sadie Einstein, 00:00:13.630 --> 00:00:15.789 that Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern was 00:00:15.789 --> 00:00:19.010 held prisoner in between December 1943 and late 00:00:19.010 --> 00:00:23.010 1959 was run by a man called Joe Riewoldt. It 00:00:23.010 --> 00:00:25.089 was a converted subway train station that never 00:00:25.089 --> 00:00:27.730 had the trains diverted through it. They still 00:00:27.730 --> 00:00:30.679 ran over it near the jail. Joe Rewold was an 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:32.399 overly loud North American living a lifestyle 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.719 in Yugoslavia, complete with a twang accent. 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:37.899 A plank -town Wild West type, who yelled everything 00:00:37.899 --> 00:00:39.719 in a slightly panicked -sounding lunatic high 00:00:39.719 --> 00:00:42.560 -pitched quiet scream on sedatives style. He 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:44.460 almost certainly inspired the cartoon character 00:00:44.460 --> 00:00:48.259 Yosemite Sam. You could bank on it. There is 00:00:48.259 --> 00:00:50.560 solid evidence that Joe was a former Army General 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:52.679 in the United States of America, who was suddenly 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:54.619 given a dishonorable discharge after an incident 00:00:54.619 --> 00:00:56.859 involving native North Americans that he was 00:00:56.859 --> 00:00:59.560 heavily involved in. He was never charged or 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:01.700 trialed for the illegal acts, including deaths, 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:03.780 in the incident, all he got was the discharge 00:01:03.780 --> 00:01:06.799 in private disgrace. He fled the USA and North 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:08.879 America afterwards, and settled in Yugoslavia. 00:01:09.739 --> 00:01:11.959 Yugoslavia itself was partly set up by people 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:15.180 from the USA, as a project block nation. Those 00:01:15.180 --> 00:01:17.359 involved from the USA, and what became part of 00:01:17.359 --> 00:01:19.400 the block Yugoslavian knew each other extremely 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:23.060 well. Joe Rewell types ended up there. Enough 00:01:23.060 --> 00:01:26.340 said. Joe always seemed hysterical in some way, 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:28.480 eventually including due to who and what he saw 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:30.700 on the other side of the bars every day he was 00:01:30.700 --> 00:01:33.319 at work as the jail governor. He knew it was 00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:35.939 a horrible thing to do to Adolf. He was always 00:01:35.939 --> 00:01:38.060 just out of fingertip reach from Kaiser Adolf 00:01:38.060 --> 00:01:40.939 through the bars. Kaiser Adolf began exercising 00:01:40.939 --> 00:01:43.659 in his cell like a makeshift home gym in 1946. 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:46.879 He became way too muscular to be confronted easily. 00:01:47.519 --> 00:01:49.719 There were a few incidents which caused everything 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:51.579 to be moved out of arm's reach through the bars, 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:54.269 with nothing he could grab and pull on. Being 00:01:54.269 --> 00:01:56.469 pulled forward suddenly into prison bars wasn't 00:01:56.469 --> 00:01:59.430 a pleasant experience. Joe Rewold went on an 00:01:59.430 --> 00:02:01.709 alcohol and drug -fueled killing spree in late 00:02:01.709 --> 00:02:05.349 1959 with his hunting pistols. Smith and Wesson 00:02:05.349 --> 00:02:09.069 1923 six -shot pistols. One had something like 00:02:09.069 --> 00:02:11.830 heat at Joe's engraved on it. Joe had gotten 00:02:11.830 --> 00:02:14.090 quite drunk, was on something chemical, and had 00:02:14.090 --> 00:02:15.909 a raging screaming argument with his old lady 00:02:15.909 --> 00:02:19.169 at their house. One of his sons was not at home 00:02:19.169 --> 00:02:21.819 that day. He had been a trainee at the jail for 00:02:21.819 --> 00:02:24.080 a couple of years and had guarded Kaiser Adolf's 00:02:24.080 --> 00:02:26.000 cell himself during his training to take over 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:29.900 from his father Joe. He was 19. He was at a strange 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:32.060 National Military Service pre -winter camp and 00:02:32.060 --> 00:02:34.580 high school musical thing. There was lots of 00:02:34.580 --> 00:02:38.099 singing. Very Yugoslavian. The rest of the family 00:02:38.099 --> 00:02:40.340 was living in and around the main house and property. 00:02:41.159 --> 00:02:43.740 Joe went completely insane, got extremely drunk, 00:02:43.900 --> 00:02:46.800 and shot and killed his old lady. He then decided 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.780 family life wasn't his thing. grabbed his guns, 00:02:49.860 --> 00:02:52.099 ammunition, and bottles of spirits, and went 00:02:52.099 --> 00:02:54.699 to hunt down his entire family. Joe shot and 00:02:54.699 --> 00:02:56.620 killed everyone in the extended family, traveling 00:02:56.620 --> 00:02:58.560 from one location to the next to murder every 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.280 single one of them. Then checked the time, and 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:03.180 decided he may as well go to work at the jail 00:03:03.180 --> 00:03:06.159 to start his shift. His one remaining son at 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:08.259 National Service Camp ended up supplying a sperm 00:03:08.259 --> 00:03:10.900 in 1961 that was used to conceive the second 00:03:10.900 --> 00:03:12.740 oldest female who was pretending to be my older 00:03:12.740 --> 00:03:17.039 sister when I was born in 1972. Joe was her grandfather. 00:03:18.030 --> 00:03:20.349 Joe shot and killed, regardless how many shots 00:03:20.349 --> 00:03:22.629 it took, everyone he encountered in any way on 00:03:22.629 --> 00:03:25.449 his way to work. He then shot the guard who greeted 00:03:25.449 --> 00:03:27.310 him at the door to the underground subway jail 00:03:27.310 --> 00:03:29.930 dead at the door. When he slipped in past the 00:03:29.930 --> 00:03:32.250 body and closed the door, it slid sideways and 00:03:32.250 --> 00:03:34.770 blocked that exit. The door couldn't be opened 00:03:34.770 --> 00:03:37.949 after Joe went in. Joe clocked in as usual, turned 00:03:37.949 --> 00:03:40.430 on all the film cameras used as security -style 00:03:40.430 --> 00:03:42.669 surveillance cameras as usual, then headed for 00:03:42.669 --> 00:03:45.439 Kaiser Adolf's cell. He shot everyone dead on 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:47.419 the way to the cell, and by the time he arrived, 00:03:47.819 --> 00:03:50.060 there was only him and Kaiser Adolf left in the 00:03:50.060 --> 00:03:52.840 building. Kaiser Adolf had been stuck there for 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:55.099 over 15 years, still wearing the formal dinner 00:03:55.099 --> 00:03:57.139 clothes he wore the night he was abducted in 00:03:57.139 --> 00:04:00.159 December 1943, chained to the interior of the 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:02.879 cell with a system of chains on pulleys. He could 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:04.939 move around, but had to lug the chains with him 00:04:04.939 --> 00:04:07.699 if he did. Sadie Einstein was still spending 00:04:07.699 --> 00:04:09.719 most of the working week at the jail living in 00:04:09.719 --> 00:04:11.379 the makeshift apartment on the other side of 00:04:11.379 --> 00:04:14.389 the bars to Adolf. She had been for over 15 years 00:04:14.389 --> 00:04:16.850 as well. It was originally intended to be her 00:04:16.850 --> 00:04:20.050 spinster's digs for around 9 to 12 months. She 00:04:20.050 --> 00:04:22.029 did self -abort the inbred extortion plot herself 00:04:22.029 --> 00:04:25.389 in April 1944, so the extended use of the area 00:04:25.389 --> 00:04:27.389 was likely something she took in a responsibility 00:04:27.389 --> 00:04:30.529 for herself in some way. Sadie was away visiting 00:04:30.529 --> 00:04:32.709 her only daughter she had prior to World War 00:04:32.709 --> 00:04:36.009 II that day. Joe plonked himself down unsteadily 00:04:36.009 --> 00:04:38.189 on the guard's chair, slurring his words badly. 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:41.220 He then abruptly offered Kaiser Adolf one opportunity 00:04:41.220 --> 00:04:43.899 to play a game called gun roulette, and started 00:04:43.899 --> 00:04:46.660 explaining the rules. Most people know it as 00:04:46.660 --> 00:04:49.560 Russian roulette. Joe asked Adolf to play, and 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:51.360 then said that if he didn't say yes, he would 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:53.860 just shoot him immediately. There was a quiet 00:04:53.860 --> 00:04:56.680 argument that followed. In the end, after being 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:58.220 threatened with being shot dead immediately, 00:04:58.519 --> 00:05:00.920 Adolf said well that is a 1 in 6 chance of committing 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:03.399 suicide for 3 turns, but you might shoot yourself 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:07.589 in your 3. Okay. Joe had two guns and was ready 00:05:07.589 --> 00:05:09.850 to shoot Kaiser Adolf if he tried to find and 00:05:09.850 --> 00:05:12.009 fire the one bullet in the six chamber gun at 00:05:12.009 --> 00:05:13.829 him to make sure he wasn't going to try to do 00:05:13.829 --> 00:05:16.529 him harm. His other gun was resting on his knee, 00:05:16.670 --> 00:05:18.889 pointed at Kaiser Adolf, and ready to shoot. 00:05:19.750 --> 00:05:22.509 The game, not recommended here in any way, involved 00:05:22.509 --> 00:05:24.870 one bullet and five empty chambers in a six -shot 00:05:24.870 --> 00:05:27.550 pistol. Pulling the barrel out, covering it with 00:05:27.550 --> 00:05:29.649 your hand, spinning it around, resetting it, 00:05:29.769 --> 00:05:31.870 cocking it, holding it up against your head pointed 00:05:31.870 --> 00:05:34.439 at your brain, and pulling the trigger. Anywhere 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:36.439 you want, against the temple, under your chin. 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:39.240 If the gun didn't go off, other person's turn. 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:42.279 If it didn't go off in six turns, game over. 00:05:42.779 --> 00:05:44.920 If it did, the survivor gets to keep anything 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:46.959 they want of the dead person's body, particularly 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:50.240 the gun, and any valuables. A one in six chance 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:52.560 of death, three turns each if it is two people. 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:55.319 Joe prepared the game gun and slid it to Kaiser 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:58.459 Adolf under the bars. Kaiser Adolf followed the 00:05:58.459 --> 00:06:00.579 instructions and started saying that he really 00:06:00.579 --> 00:06:03.259 didn't want to shoot himself. It turned into 00:06:03.259 --> 00:06:05.620 a sweaty, nervous, little back and forth argument 00:06:05.620 --> 00:06:08.399 that was almost polite. Joe threatened to just 00:06:08.399 --> 00:06:10.439 shoot Adolf dead anyway if he didn't take his 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:13.899 turn. Kaiser Adolf 1 got a do it, do it, pull 00:06:13.899 --> 00:06:17.160 the trigger, do it from Joe. Adolf verbally squirmed, 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:19.879 and Joe just kept saying fucking do it. In the 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:21.939 end Joe watched as if suddenly fascinated when 00:06:21.939 --> 00:06:24.160 Kaiser Adolf held the gun under his chin and 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:26.379 paused for a short time, then pulled the trigger 00:06:26.379 --> 00:06:29.329 and got a blank sounding click. Joe the Loon 00:06:29.329 --> 00:06:31.550 laughed very hard, cackling about how hilarious 00:06:31.550 --> 00:06:33.709 it was, rocking back and forwards with his head 00:06:33.709 --> 00:06:36.110 going from side to side, as if it was the funniest 00:06:36.110 --> 00:06:38.949 thing ever. The look on your face and other similar 00:06:38.949 --> 00:06:41.449 sentences. He stopped to catch his breath and 00:06:41.449 --> 00:06:43.449 said the funniest bit was when you said you didn't 00:06:43.449 --> 00:06:46.129 really want to shoot yourself. You've been stuck 00:06:46.129 --> 00:06:48.790 here for over 15 years, without a change of clothes 00:06:48.790 --> 00:06:51.629 or a bath, eating the same meal every day, chained 00:06:51.629 --> 00:06:53.509 to the wall, and you said you didn't really want 00:06:53.509 --> 00:06:56.620 to shoot yourself. Kaiser Adolf slid the gun 00:06:56.620 --> 00:06:58.579 to Joe under the bars, who stopped it with one 00:06:58.579 --> 00:07:00.500 of his boots with mirrors glued to them, still 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:03.680 laughing hard. Joe let go of his safety gun pointed 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:05.860 at Kaiser Adolf, obtained the roulette gun off 00:07:05.860 --> 00:07:08.220 the floor, put it down by his side, pulled the 00:07:08.220 --> 00:07:10.220 barrel out, hid it with his hand still chuckling, 00:07:10.420 --> 00:07:12.560 spun the barrel around, clicked the barrel in, 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:14.899 cocked it, looked at Adolf, held the gun against 00:07:14.899 --> 00:07:16.980 his temple pointing slightly downwards, and shot 00:07:16.980 --> 00:07:18.600 himself through the head with his first turn. 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:21.759 When he fell off the chair dead, he lurched, 00:07:21.779 --> 00:07:24.100 fell forward and sideways, landed, twitched for 00:07:24.100 --> 00:07:26.860 a few seconds, and stopped moving. There was 00:07:26.860 --> 00:07:29.699 brains and skull fragments, lots of blood. And 00:07:29.699 --> 00:07:31.699 a shiny set of governor's keys, to the chains, 00:07:31.980 --> 00:07:34.339 shackles, cell, everything, laid out slightly 00:07:34.339 --> 00:07:37.399 forwards from his body on the floor. Kaiser Adolf 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:41.160 said oh, no, that's disgusting, horrified. Then 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.459 saw the shiny set of keys within easy reach of 00:07:43.459 --> 00:07:46.360 his hand through the bars. Kaiser Adolf one thought 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:49.420 oh, he shot himself. And there's a set of keys 00:07:49.420 --> 00:07:52.199 on his uniform. They call it roulette because 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:54.060 it can be like a croupier laying out winnings 00:07:54.060 --> 00:07:55.839 in a smooth here is your profit sweeping hand 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:58.959 motion, apparently. Usually valuables, wallet, 00:07:59.120 --> 00:08:02.259 keys, identification, souvenirs, and keepsakes. 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:04.860 Not that I want to sound like it is a viable 00:08:04.860 --> 00:08:06.899 game or justify it being played or anything. 00:08:07.420 --> 00:08:09.459 If at some point in the past it stopped being 00:08:09.459 --> 00:08:12.620 played forever, then that is well and good. Kaiser 00:08:12.620 --> 00:08:14.720 Adolf obtained the keys from the body. covered 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:17.319 in blood, skull fragments, and brains, by using 00:08:17.319 --> 00:08:19.339 his enormous daily prison exercising muscles 00:08:19.339 --> 00:08:21.480 to pull the body to the bars, and then the keys 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:24.240 off Joe's uniform. They were slippery and it 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:26.839 was gruesome. He tried the keys in all the locks, 00:08:26.980 --> 00:08:30.879 one by one. They unlocked everything. He extricated 00:08:30.879 --> 00:08:32.820 himself from the chains completely and tried 00:08:32.820 --> 00:08:35.720 unlocking the cell door. The cell door, made 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:37.519 to look like the Brandenburg Gate, slid open. 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:40.539 Kaiser Adolf decided to grab the game gun and 00:08:40.539 --> 00:08:42.799 take it with him, with some ammunition, as Joe 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:45.419 had said he could. He made his way carefully 00:08:45.419 --> 00:08:47.059 through the prison to attempt to get outside 00:08:47.059 --> 00:08:49.340 into the open air, which quickly became his sole 00:08:49.340 --> 00:08:52.259 focus once he unlocked himself. The dead bodies 00:08:52.259 --> 00:08:53.779 of everyone else in the building were strewn 00:08:53.779 --> 00:08:55.759 around where Joe had shot them on the way in. 00:08:56.340 --> 00:08:58.259 When he got as far as he could with the keys 00:08:58.259 --> 00:09:00.600 of the uniform, he had two guns and some ammunition 00:09:00.600 --> 00:09:03.480 with him. When he got to the exit door, there 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:05.039 was blood seeping through the gap between the 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.000 door and the door frame, and he could not get 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:10.120 it open. Kaiser Adolf looked around for another 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:13.019 way out. There were air vents and ducts, but 00:09:13.019 --> 00:09:14.879 the prison was booby -trapped in all those areas, 00:09:15.080 --> 00:09:17.059 with bare electric wires spread all over the 00:09:17.059 --> 00:09:19.919 interior like electric fencing. Adolf had two 00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:21.659 -inch -thick concrete shoes on though, and he 00:09:21.659 --> 00:09:23.240 had a good scientific knowledge of electricity. 00:09:23.879 --> 00:09:26.179 He knew the electricity would not flow through 00:09:26.179 --> 00:09:28.320 him and earth if he only touched one live wire 00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:30.759 at a time, and did not cross them over or touch 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:32.740 them up against anything, as his concrete shoes 00:09:32.740 --> 00:09:34.919 would prevent the electricity from earthing through 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:37.399 his feet. Theoretically he could grab them with 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:39.200 his bare hands to remove them, and it wouldn't 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:41.919 electrocute him. He moved them carefully by hand, 00:09:42.059 --> 00:09:45.779 one wire at a time, one hand at a time. Shooting 00:09:45.779 --> 00:09:47.600 things that he did not have a key for was also 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:50.419 a viable option. Kaiser Adolf climbed out of 00:09:50.419 --> 00:09:52.379 the building through the air vent ducts and came 00:09:52.379 --> 00:09:54.200 up out a grate, right in the middle of train 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.080 lines. He felt an outdoor open air breeze. The 00:09:58.080 --> 00:10:00.200 first natural outdoor cool breeze he had felt 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:02.000 in his body in 15 and a half years.