But I was just saying, yeah, I don't really...
I'm not a big fan of walking up and down stairs.
And every time I go over there, I have to do
that. I can't stand it. I still have the fear
of when I'm walking up the stairs with the lights
off, there's somebody behind me. Well, yeah,
a demon is probably. From what I hear, they're
more popular. I still get sleep paralysis, so
that's fun. Yeah. I'm ready. Yeah. All right.
Okay. You ready? You ready? Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready.
I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Okay. We got to do this.
What up, everybody? And welcome back to the Lactoril
Podcast, DJDubC and Flemoxicillin. It is episode
71. And we hope everybody has had a great Friday
the 13th, a great Valentine's Day, a great President's
Day, a great Lunar New Year, a great Mardi Gras,
a great Ash Wednesday, and a great Ramadan that's
going on right now. I hope everybody's enjoying
all those holidays or enjoyed whatever you celebrate.
Yeah, Phlegm, how about you, man? Okay, when
you mentioned before we started that you were
going to talk about holidays, I didn't realize
that you meant just like you're just going to
name them in the first minute. I thought we were
missing something. So, yeah, you're right. I
forgot all these things have been happening,
huh? Yeah, all back to back. Yeah, why is up
with the 2026, the year of holidays? That's crazy.
I mean, is it fair that we got to celebrate Friday
the 13th every time there's a Friday the 13th?
It's only fair, right? do we call is that a holiday
do we say that's a holiday it's not but it's
kind of it kind of is if you want to think about
it because it's kind of like it's kind of cool
i guess you could say i'm not gonna lie i had
a medical appointment on friday the 13th and
i canceled it because i was like what if that's
actually smart that it's yeah i was like i was
like i was like wait a minute hold on today i
don't know i'm not so sure i want the cancer
news today i'm not sure that you know what that
is that's absolutely fair and i i i'm actually
very safe when i uh on friday the 13th as well
like whenever it comes about i'm like okay i
i really don't want to do anything today i'm
just going to chill in my house and hope for
the best yeah my thing is Bad things happen regularly
every day, but when it's Friday the 13th, I'm
like, oh, yep, that's why. Clearly, it's just
a fake thing I made up in my brain because I'm
not very superstitious. I don't want to quote
Michael Scott from The Office, but I'll say it.
I am a little stitious. We should talk about
superstitions. That'd be a fun subject. I never
thought about that. Do you, have you ever heard
of any weird ones? Like you probably know about
the cat one, you know, the African -American
cats, if they walk by you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
I know that one. I also know, do you, it's probably
more racist to say it like that. My bad. I'm
not trying. Yeah. The black cats. Yeah. There
you go. What else are they called? well i mean
i said african -american cats i feel like someone
could be like i guess that makes sense it'd be
funny if i said that no that would be man it's
hard to do on the internet i want to make funny
things this day but i feel like it would come
off in a very negative way no but i think it
would be funny to have a cat and then you know
how you envision like what your animal's voice
is like and it sounded like it sounded like a
cool black guy and you just didn't know it Yeah,
that would be so cool. That would be so cool.
It would be like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but
that cat sounds like Morgan Freeman. I said Morgan
the Freeman. Morgan the Freeman. Wait, that's
kind of cool too. Morgan the Freeman. Yeah. There's
so many potential – you're laying down so many
potential great jokes. Great. That's great. Okay.
Okay, so black cat, ladders. You know ladders
too. Ladders. Go ahead. Ladders. I know there's
some like New Year's ones. Have you heard the
ones where like get all your laundry done before
the New Year? It's like – I think you told me
about it. I actually do that. It's like – Yeah,
I think you mentioned it. So it's like if you
don't wash your laundry before – all your laundry
before – you don't have to necessarily put it
away. But as long as you wash all your laundry
before the new year, you're not washing a loved
one away. That's kind of what it means. It's
like – No, I did not hear that. You did not hear
that? So it's like – Well, I heard the – I think
I heard that recently. Maybe it wasn't from you.
I think I heard it from Raquel maybe, my spouse.
Well, yeah, it's like if you don't do all your
laundry before the new year, you're washing a
loved one away. I don't even understand that.
What do you mean? Were they wearing it? No, it's
just like you're you're you're they're just going
to like pass, I guess. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get that. I like that. That's a good rule.
I think it's just like someone who is trying
to get their house clean. I'm pretty sure they
try to trick people into cleaning. So usually
like on New Year's Eve, I'm always like up in
the morning just getting all my lunches done
before making sure. Okay, wait. I got to make
sure. Let me walk my entire house. Make sure
there's no racks. Make sure there's no washcloths.
Make sure there's no towels. Really? So what
do you do? So do you have to ring it in the New
Year naked? What about the clothes you have on?
The clothes you have on are fine. The clothes
you have on are fine. Just don't wash them on
the New Year's Day. Exactly. As long as you're
not washing anything on the New Year's Day. Right.
I would be like, okay, I can't wash any laundry
on New Year's Day. I'm not going to do it the
day before. I'm just going to do it on the second.
I'm just going to wait. I mean, unless it kills
a family member still, I don't want anyone to
die again. I don't know the full detail of it.
I just, that's what I've heard. And I'm like,
okay, why, you know, let me just, another one.
It's kind of similar to that. Have you ever,
have you moved into a lot of homes? Just, uh,
no, just, well, when I was younger, yes. When
I was like a little kid. Yeah. I didn't do this
when I was a kid. We moved around a little bit,
but when I met my spouse's family, they're really
into, like, whenever you buy a new house, before
you put anything in that, John, you got to go
up, you got to go in there with a broom and,
like, sweep the demons out or something. I thought
that was going a whole other route. But, wow,
really? Yeah, yeah. You just, like, do them,
you just sweep them out of each room. I don't
know if it's, like, a normal thing okay i just
was wondering if you've ever heard of that no
i've never heard that but yeah oh and then you
can't sure and you can't you can't keep the broom
that you did it with because i guess all the
evilness is stuck to the broom well i i guess
so we just you know i hope they bought some pretty
cheap brooms then and not oh yeah brooms okay
oh yeah yeah brooms are a dime a dozen these
days yeah yeah but yeah i've done that in every
house i've moved into i don't know I don't really
think anything's going to happen if I don't sweep.
It's good to be safe. It's good to be safe. Yeah,
yeah. Better safe than sorry. Right. Yeah. That's
cool. The only one I really do is that Solange
one, though, and that's really the only one I
can really think of. Have you ever broken a mirror
before? No, I've never broken a mirror, but I
have heard that one, too. Yeah. That one's really
ridiculous. They say you have seven years of
bad luck. It's like, okay, so who broke a mirror
when I was born? It's like, because things have
not been going great. Like every seven years,
it's still not that great. I don't know. Imagine
looking into a mirror and it just breaks. How
would that feel? It'd be pretty depressing. It'd
be like, oh, okay. This is where my life is headed.
All right. I like what that, I like what, I mean,
this is going to be like a weird conversation
now, but I like, I've had that thought. Like
you've seen in movies and stuff where someone
looks at a mirror and it breaks and it's, does
that mean the mirror is alive? And when it saw
you, it was like, Oh, you know, you know what
I mean? Or it's kind of like when people sing
and they break a mirror. No, that's not like
that at all. Cause you're looking at it versus
a high, like a, like a frequency. And I think
if we get a glass, is it not the same with mirror?
It's like when people, I mean, I mean, maybe
it's like their, their voice is so bad that they
break a mirror. No, it's not like it's bad. It's,
it's about the pitch, the pitch. Okay. I don't
actually, now I'm wondering, I don't know. I
carries out here, breaking every glass when she
sings, she's breaking every heart when she sings
nowadays. Oh yeah. Because they remember true.
Yeah. They remember the glory days. You're right.
That is another one. There's so many that you
keep bringing up that I'm like, oh, yeah, that
is one. Yeah. This one's not like, but it's just
another seven years thing. Were you ever told
that when you swallowed gum, it stays in your
body for seven years? Yep. Yeah. There's that
one. It's not true, by the way. The watermelon
seed. There's that one. Well, that's because
of Rugrats. Rugrats effed me up bad growing up.
You're right. That episode, I think Dill. little
dill he ate a watermelon seed and Tommy and Chucky
they were like dills dills gone we're not gonna
have him much longer yeah I remember that I think
it was like one of the first episodes he was
in classic all the episodes of that show like
remember when um when they didn't want their
uh Tommy didn't want his dad to go to work so
they were doing everything they possibly could
to sabotage him going to work I don't remember
specifically, but it sounds like some good hijinks
that happened in the pickle family. They dirtied
every single one of his work clothes, so he had
to go in some disco suit. They put mud in his
coffee. They were doing everything they could
to not let him go to work. That's the best. I
love them. My favorite. We are only how many
minutes in? Like four minutes? We've talked about
a random array. Grandpa. Grandpa Lou on that
movie and that show is the best. Good movie too,
though. Classic. Love it. Sad. Bruce Willis was
Spike. What? Yeah, you didn't know that? Bruce
Willis was Spike. The dog? Yes, I swear. And
guess who was Reptar? Oh, I did know that one.
But yeah, Bruce Willis was Spike. I forget which
one. I don't know if it was in Paris or the other
one. But I swear he was. So he barked? No, he
talked. Spike doesn't talk. In the movie, he
did. Are you sure? Alright, now I gotta look
this up. I don't want to apologize. I don't think
he talks in the first one. I've seen the first
one recently. Well, within the last year. He
was in Rugrats Go Wild. Okay, first of all. Straight
to DVD, buddy. Don't even talk to me. That's
a straight to DVD film. Was that in theaters?
I don't think that made it to theaters. I think
I had this movie, actually. I've seen it a million
times. It was one of the Orange videos. It was
a straight -to -DVD, or straight -to -VHS. I
don't think that was a theater movie. Oh, no,
no, look for Bruce Willis now. Wait, there was
controversy with this movie? What the heck? I'm
on the Wikipedia page. There's always controversy.
Because they stole a child and named him Donnie,
or whatever happened. I don't even know. Yeah,
that's a good point. But yeah, he played Spike.
Okay, well... That's a big difference from the
first and second movie, okay? Like I said. You're
like, have you ever seen Aladdin 3? No. And I'm
not going to. I always forget that Tim Curry
was Nigel Thornberry. Oh, no. Have you ever even
listened to that man? Of course it's him. I forgot,
though. I was like, okay. Yeah, I didn't know
he was on the show. But I'm not surprised. It
was the dad with the mustache. yeah we're everywhere
but i did watch i watched jimmy neutron the movie
this morning so that was pretty cool oh yeah
oh that's a good one yeah yeah i tried i tried
to do this thing where i but so we're doing i
told you last week during the pod i think About
how hard it is to stop the children from iPadding
and, you know, smartphoning. Because it's like
crack cocaine to them. Yep. But we've done like
a full, you know, week or so now with no YouTube
for the kids. And it's going really well. Cool.
But I'm trying to, you know, like have it whenever
they wake up and they come downstairs, there's
already something on. Oh, but yeah, yeah. So
like, yeah. So I'm like trying to slowly influence
them. So, but yeah, this morning was some Jimmy
Neutron. Nice. Paramount Plus? oh yeah cool where
else where else anymore right true yeah that's
that's true but um okay which was the other holiday
so hot so romantic nice nice very good yep i
made a card very cute very nice very nice cool
nice um how was yours and i won't get into the
weeds on it i mean it went really it went really
well um we didn't we just stayed home Okay. Yeah,
it was a normal day for me too. I didn't do anything.
No secret lover out there? No, I worked before.
I've been working a lot. My week ever since we
last talked is just working 12 after 12 after
12 after 12. So I'm like, yeah, it's a lot. Maybe
you should just quit. I know we've talked about
it, but just stop working. Just in general. I
think there's a way to make money without having
to work. I've seen it done. If you guys want
to subscribe to twitch .tv slash cg. No, I'm
kidding. How was your President's Day? I worked.
Same? Yep, I did. Wait, no, I didn't watch President's
Day. No. It's fine. Even if you did, I still
think that. I know you respect the presidents.
I know. It's okay. Is that what we're honoring
that day? We're just saying we respect them?
Or did something happen? No, I think we're just
honoring the presidents. Most of them. Most of
them, yeah. There's a few that maybe I don't
want to honor. Do you think George W. Bush was
our Michael Scott? I mean, 100%. I watch videos
about George Bush almost every day. He's like
a frat boy that was just... I just love... I
love watching his videos about him. Yeah. The
one where they're like... They're like if you
were a tree what kind of tree would you be he
says I can't be a tree because I'm a bush The
guy throwing the shoes at him while he's talking
and then he throws the second shoe and he backs
his up security guard up He's like he's out of
ammo. We're good Yeah, it's funny Fool me fool
me once shame on you mmm fool me fool me twice
you can't get fooled again Now that I see it,
he's definitely our Michael Scott for sure. Now
we have something different going on. Now the
world's different now. I guess we can go into
the politics portion. Go ahead, Ronnie. Well,
aliens are real. Confirmed real. Maybe. I mean,
listen, if Obama says that they're real and then
Trump's saying, oh, well, Obama shouldn't have
said that they were real. It's kind of, you know.
Yeah, I've seen, you know, don't you think there
would be like, I feel like you would be hesitant
to say that as a president. I don't know. I just
think that he, I think it was more of like his
own personal opinion. Yeah. I mean, obviously,
but I just think it's funny how like he, he said.
The Trump thing, but the Trump thing backs it
up. You're right. That's what I'm saying. He's
like, well, he's giving classified information.
He shouldn't be saying that. So it's kind of
like, are they messing with us or are they actually
being for real? It's like if aliens even are
real, do we even care right now? I'm not even
demanding the alien answers. I want to know what's
happening on islands without aliens present.
I want to know what's going on. I don't care
right now. It's fine. Unless they're the ones
doing it, that would suck. Like, yeah, we finally
found aliens. And yes, they're the ones that
we've been flying on their private UFOs. And
that's how we've been trafficking, you know,
thousands of people. I just think of it like
that episode of South Park where they were watching
this like a TV show. Yeah, Earth. Yeah. I mean,
that's honestly, I've thought about it. That's
a really realistic scenario, right? Yeah, we're
just a giant TV show. Yeah, we're just one big
giant snow globe. And they tried to tell us with
Jim Carrey's movie. The number 23? No, Truman
Show. Oh, sorry. That movie freaks me out. I've
never seen it, but I know what you're talking
about. Patterns, man. Once you start seeing them,
you can't stop. I get stuck in that. That whole
simulation theory. You ever get stuck in it?
No, no, no, no, but like in my interpretation
of it. Like nowadays I started – have you ever
looked into like simulation theories and what
– you know what that is? It's where you're reliving
over and over and over. Maybe it's that. I thought
it was more – that's like reincarnation. Well,
no, like not living over and over, but like you're
living the same scenario over and over. It's
kind of like Groundhog Day. No. No? Oh, let's
blow your mind right now. Wait, wait, wait. Groundhog
Day is kind of reincarnation, isn't it? Because
he dies a few times and comes back. As himself?
Yeah. Well, okay. Yeah, all right. Move on. Move
on. Gosh darn it, Ronnie. I'm sorry. No, simulation
theories would be like we're the Sims. Okay.
That's pretty much. I mean, everything's already,
you know, like there's the Matrix. I mean, that's
kind of like the more. You know, we're all here,
but we're not here. Oh my god, what if we're
Sims? I would love that. And I'd be really ticked
off at whoever's controlling me. I still think
that's a more favorable scenario than a lot of
things. Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, it would
add up for people having cheat codes and stuff.
Yeah, motherlode. Where's the Motherlode cheat
code, man? Whoever's controlling me. Give me
the Motherlode cheat code, please. I type in
the Konami code, like, every day. As long as
they're not trapping me with a stove, I'm good.
Trapping me with four walls, I'm okay. Oh, dude,
yeah. Fireplace, place five chairs in front of
it. Close all the windows and doors and kill
all the Sims. Yep, give me no space whatsoever.
Get yourself a little graveyard going so that
in the middle of night, your ghosts can pop out
and make your other Sims sad. It's my favorite
part of the game. Always was. Oh, man. Why am
I talking about simulation theory? You were going
to blow my mind. Well, not really. I mean, that
was really it. Well, I mean, it should have,
considering you thought it was Groundhog Day.
No, yeah, no, it did, for real. Oh, I know what
I was saying. Patterns. The movie The Number
23 with Jim Carrey, he starts seeing the number
23 everywhere. Okay. But that stuff happens to
me all the time. like i'll start like i'll think
of something but like most recently with simulation
theory i've read saw some stupid video about
it right but now everywhere i look everywhere
i go everything i talk to someone's like oh have
you heard about simulation dude it's just like
happened it's like it's there it's everywhere
okay i had the same problem i had the same problem
with um other what's it called like when i was
in germany uh i kept seeing This is not good
sounding, but I kept seeing, uh, you know, swastikas.
Oh yeah. Like everywhere I looked, that sounds
like I'm, I wasn't being like programmed, but
I remember like thinking, man, I could see the
pattern of it everywhere. I think it's just a
psychological thing. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
That is actually crazy. That is wild. Um, I was
going, I, I, I thought it was going like the
route where you think of something and it shows
up as like an ad. Yeah, I mean that kind of is
part of it too. Okay. But that's what makes the
simulation theory thing because you're like –
you've thought about it, and you're like, what
are the odds of this showing up? And you're like,
man, this all must be orchestrated. Yeah. That's
kind of how you end up feeling. You know what
I mean? Or the government is listening to everything
you say, and they're targeting ads based off
your searches and all this other stuff. So it
all kind of adds up. When you accept the cookies,
that's kind of what happens. Be careful when
you're accepting cookies. I know, and they named
it cookies. Of course you're going to accept
all. Of course you're going to accept all of
them. Who would reject some cookies? Nah. I still
don't really know what that means. I'm also always
afraid to reject cookies because I feel like
it's going to kick me off the website. It's like,
what if I reject and I can't go on the website?
Well, yeah, I think like, okay, if I hit reject
cookies, they're going to know that I'm the guy
that rejects cookies. And they're like, what's
he hiding? And then they're going to be like,
and then they're going to, and then they're going
to be like, oh, well, you got the radio app on
your phone. You know what that means? Yeah. I
don't know. You don't know radio app. Apparently
if you see a radio, like a. app with a radio
on that means that they're looking into your
phone i heard that on tiktok i gotta stop before
i get dot before i die okay can we move on no
i don't think you're dropping if obama can say
there's aliens i'm sure you can theorize about
the radios on phones i i have a saying government
okay i'm not an idiot i'm a moron there's a difference
What's the difference? I'd rather be a moron
than an idiot. Well, yeah, but what's the difference
between a moron and an idiot? I don't know. I
just like moron better. It sounds better to be
called a moron than an idiot. Even though they
kind of mean the same thing. Trying to think
of any other insulting... Nitwit sounds pretty
bad, too. Nitwit, moron. What's the difference
between... This is the worst episode we've ever
done. I don't even know what's going on. Historically,
idiot and moron were early 20th century psychological
classifications for intellectual disability based
on IQ and mental age. Idiots had the lowest mental
age. Not a good time to mispronounce intellectual.
Not a good time. Not a good time. Again, I'm
proving my point. Idiots had the lowest mental
age while morons were classified as having a
higher mental age. I have a little bit of a higher
mental age than idiots. It reminds me of the
whole nerd versus geek mentality. Would you rather
be a nerd or a geek? Freaks and geeks. Yeah,
go ahead. I'm sorry, it's a good show. It's the
same thing, freaks and geeks. But yeah, nerds
and geeks, go ahead. Would you rather... No,
I'm saying... Would I rather be a nerd or a geek?
Well, the scenario reminds me of that. Between
the idiot and moron. Yeah, I'd rather be a nerd.
Yeah, because they're into anything, right? Yeah.
And geeks are just like calculators and whatever.
Yeah. I think. Geeks are smart, nerds are...
Losers. Nerds are losers, but smart. There you
go. No, I don't think nerds are smart. I think
nerds are more fandom. Yeah, they're fandom.
You're a nerd. I am a nerd. But you're not dumb.
Thank you. I have to say that because it sounds
really rude if I don't. I just got to say all
nerds are stupid. No, no, no. People get what
we're saying, yeah. Yeah, I think everyone's
a nerd for a thing. Yeah, absolutely. Everybody
has to be excited about something. But not everyone's
a geek for a thing. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
I've never seen – here's an omission. I've never
seen Freaks and Geeks. I pretend to. People have
told me about it. I think I've said, yeah, oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen it. I've lied.
Dude, it's one season. Sorry. If I've ever said
I've seen it, I'm sorry. Judd Apatow? Come on,
man. I know a lot about it. Is it like James
Franco? James Franco, Seth Rogen. Is it Jason
Segel in it? Jason Segel, Lindsay Carnelli. Seth
Rogen, yeah, you said that. But yeah, I've always
been – whenever that subject comes up, I'm like,
yeah, classic, love it. Never seen it. I'm a
liar. I'm sorry, everyone. You have to, dude.
It's so good. I've probably watched it like a
million times. Really? But okay, so this is that
whole thing, so good one season. Well, that's
because of the – The network cancelled it. Oh,
is the network? Yeah, people are mad about it.
Yeah. They'll bring it back. Have they rebooted
it yet? Probably not. No, they made another show
called Undeclassified. Something like that. No,
no, what's it called? I'm just kidding. What's
the Unclassified? I think they're thinking of
Unsolved Mysteries. Unclassified show? Is that
what it's called? Unclassified? Will Ferrell
was in an episode. Unclassified? Undateable?
No. Declassified? I like Jay Baruchel, whatever
his name is. Undeclared. Oh my god, I was way
off. It's called Undeclared. That's not way off.
That's okay. That's a good amount of off. But
it's a show from 2005. It has Jay Baruchel in
it. Will Ferrell was in an episode. It has the
main girl from what? I just like how Will Ferrell's
in an episode. The blonde girl from Freddy vs.
Jason's in it. Adam Sandler's in an episode.
It's a pretty good show. Oh, and it has, what's
his face in it? He played Ed Gein. That guy.
Oh, really? Yeah, he was a kid. Yeah, he was
young. Gosh dang it. I knew his name very recently,
but now I don't know it. But good. Good for him.
But it's a good show. Both of them. I highly
recommend it if you guys have never seen any
of those two shows. I'm a big Judd Apatow fan.
And just out of respect for me, if at any point
you've been an avid listener to the podcast and
at some point Freaks and Geeks came up and I
said something like I watched it. just know that
i'm sorry because i feel like i've i've said
it before that i've seen it i'm sure we're all
guilty of saying stuff that you know we didn't
do do you do you have any off top of your head
of things that you've said that you actually
haven't like on the pod i don't know just in
general um tell me your deepest darkest secret
tell me a time you lied to somebody tell me tell
me at a time you lied not off the top of my head
no That is just a notable one because for some
reason that always comes up, Freaks and Geeks.
I feel like it always – because it's like the
spawn point for a lot of really popular people.
It's a Childish Gambino song. Is it? Yeah. One
of his earlier songs when he was on – what's
it called? Oh my god. I'm so mad at myself. Community?
Community, yeah. He did that song when he was
on Community. Not like on the show, but that
was one of his songs that he made during the
time. So I just want to let you know this, that
Childish Gambino was not on Community. It was
Donald Glover. Okay, my bad. You're right. Okay,
my bad. Anyway, it's the year of the horse. I
saw that. What does that even mean? Lunar New
Year? So the year of the horse means... Chinese
New Year. And apparently you search your year
and what it means for your year. So for us, 1993.
Lunar New Year. Year of the horse. Let's see
what it means for us. So we're roosters. Oh yeah,
heck yeah we are. We should do like a synchronized
cacaw. That would be kind of cool. I know I have
it somewhere. Hold on. We have time. We do. You
know what? I know what's wrong about today. The
energy is different everywhere because it's daytime.
Yeah, we are recording this during the day, guys.
We usually record at night. It's rare. I think
I'm more alert. Well, apparently, if you hear
the rooster, it says, for 1993, you're going
to be in the spotlight this year. Use the attention
wisely. We're going to be in the spotlight, apparently.
Kind of scary. What if it's super literal and
a helicopter chasing us down? Wait a minute,
don't put that in my head. Well, that's interesting.
Yeah. It's weird because I felt like I was in
the spotlight last year and the year before that.
So I don't know. Okay. You know what? That's
fair. So what's year of the horse mean? So who's
the horse people? What are they doing? What's
their special – Well, let me look that up then.
What's their special accolade this year? The
year of the horse particularly – Particularly,
the rare fire horse in 2026 symbolizes a dynamic,
fast -paced period of intense energy, independence,
and rapid transformation. Okay. Yeah. A lot of
big words. Yeah, those are good. You know, the
whole implication of like they're being – I feel
like none of these are ever negative. I would
hope not. Yeah. Right, but doesn't the existence
of it – At all imply that there's, like, a negative
side? Like, there's probably a whole other anti
-horoscope Lunar New Year type of thing. Oh.
Just like how there's good luck. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. There's bad luck. Yeah, of course. To kind
of create balance in the world. So I wonder if
there's any bad horoscopes out there. Yeah, they
should tell us. They warn us so we try to avoid
it. Yeah. It'd be interesting to see if that
exists. Yeah. I bet it does. There's probably
some cult out there doing that. Oh, yeah, probably.
Yeah, right. What evil thing are we going to
put for their horoscope today? Today you will
cry. But even with fortune cookies, everything's
always so positive. Why is there no bad? There
should be bad ones. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be funny
just to make fortune cookies and just write funny
stuff in them just to trick people. Yeah. I'm
just thinking. I'm just thinking of stuff I could
put in. That would be funny. Yeah. It'd be like
tonight, whoever's sitting across from you, you're
going to go into their body and they're going
to go into yours. It'd be like Freaky Friday.
Yeah. I've never seen that done before. I had
something else really cool to say on the same
subject. But it's not worth it. I don't remember
it. It's always worth it, Phlegm. Yeah. Okay,
so we've gotten holidays, I guess, out of the
– there's any holiday else that you'd want to
touch on? Are you celebrating Ramadan? Are you
in the thick of it right now? I don't – I'm going
to be honest. I don't know too much about Ramadan.
I don't either. I just know you've got to fast.
I know that, and I do really like saying it.
Isn't that one of those words that just feel
really good to say? Yeah, it does. I'm sorry
if that's... No, it is fun to say, Ramadan. Yeah,
Ramadan. Man, that's fun to say. And this might
come off offensive, but doesn't it sound like
a Pokemon? Yeah. It does. Yeah. It's kind of
cool. Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras. You said what your
boy did, right? Shia LaBeouf, I did. Why did
he do that? What happened? All I saw was the
aftermath of him getting beat up. I never seen
him. I don't know. Apparently he did something
before that, but all I saw was my boy Stanley
Yelnats in the middle of the street for crimes
because of his dirty, dirty great -great -grandpa.
What happened? I don't know. He's out now, though.
He's out living his life, and Mardi Gras is having
a good old time. Is that true? I saw that picture.
I didn't know if it was AI or not. I just keep
seeing all the videos of him having the time
of his life out there, taking pictures with everybody,
being the nicest guy. I don't know. He broke
up with Mia Goth, and now he's super happy. Well.
he gotten some sort of altercation. That's all
I really know. He's actually happy. Cause from
what I've seen, I just assumed this was like
a very sad situation. So it's not that this is
like a positive. He was probably super happy.
And then somebody brought up something that made
him mad. I don't know. Yeah. It seems like a
shy thing to do is he bring up something bad
and he'll flip out. Yeah. Honestly, I can't imagine
there a scenario where he went to any, you know,
and not cause some sort of publicity thing. He's
always in there for negative stuff. It's like
if he had a weekend where he did 10 ,000 nice
things and then he beat up one guy, all we're
going to remember is the fight. True. I don't
know. Ever since that fight, I just see him having
the time of his life. He's like dancing to music
and being super nice, taking pictures of everybody.
I honestly haven't really looked into it that
much. I just assumed that everything I saw that
was positive was prior to that incident. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. It was just my general assumption
because I figured, you know, being on TMZ and
everyone being like, there he is, probably doesn't
make you feel happy. I would assume you're not
going to jump back in, but I don't know. That's
true. No, no. There was someone else. There was
another celebrity. Something happened to him
or her or them or they. At Mardi Gras or just
in general? Just in general. I mean, Robert Duvall
passed away. Yeah, that was sad. And so did Grey's
Anatomy. He passed away. We lost Catherine O
'Hara. We lost a few people. That's a rough one.
That was sad. That is sad. That's still sad,
yeah. You know what I really don't like? I probably
could change it, but I got sent that article
when it happened. Are you an iPhone user or are
you an Android? I'm an iPhone user. For some
reason, every time I open up my browser, the
article that was sent to me still shows up. It's
just Catherine O 'Hara. I think about her death
every day. I'm sad. You know what makes it worse
for me? It was on my birthday. I can prove it.
You poor soul. I know. Does her family even realize?
I don't know. Literally. Every time I open it,
you stare. Every single time. Suggestions. I'm
sad about it. You can't click on it? I probably
could, but it feels kind of wrong. I'm in a whole
mental space over here. That's understandable.
So yeah, that was sad. Anyone else die? I don't
know. Probably. Probably, yeah. Yeah. To everyone
out there who had a lost family member or celebrity
or someone they cared about, we are thinking
about you. Condolences. I know I said that wrong.
Shut up. Condolences. Condolences. I said it
too fast. I couldn't even say that wrong on purpose.
I can't even accidentally say that. Condolences.
I can't even accidentally say it. How did you
even say that? I said it too fast. You said condolences.
Condolences. I don't even know. Whatever. Toy
Story 5 trailer came out. Did you see it? No,
I didn't. I didn't know that. When did that drop?
Two days ago. Dang, I missed the Toy Story 5
drop? No, I didn't see it. That dropped. The
new Spider -Man Nicolas Cage trailer dropped.
Oh, the Spider -Noir thing? I did catch a little
glimpse of that sucker. It looks pretty cool.
Yeah, that's going to be on Amazon Prime, so
I'm excited for that one. I'll never understand
the trajectory of that Spider -Man. Where's Sony?
I thought Sony was part of this. Are they part
of it too? They are. Amazon and Sony have worked
together now? I saw that. I was like, wait. I
guess. I was like, this must be a fan -made thing
because that's not Amazon Prime. Wait, you're
right because Nicolas Cage played him into the
Spider -Verse and now he's playing the live action.
So yeah, wait. Is he the same one? I'm just saying,
is this IP up for grabs? Because I would love
a Flamoxicillin Spider -Man story. I'll make
one. Please do. I would watch that. I would absolutely
watch that. Everyone would be really disappointed
because I would almost save no one. I would not
go out of my way. I'd move out to the country.
I would not go to the city. That stress feels
immeasurable. Oh, man. Just don't make us remember
that Andrew Garfield one. I mean, I loved the
great movie. No, I loved him. No, I'm not. I'm
the scene. I loved the Andrew Garfield movies.
I love him. He's one of my favorites. I'm going
to clip that. He's one of my favorites. I'm saying
the scene when Gwen. Yeah. Yeah. Very sad. Very,
very sad. Mm -hmm. Condolences to her family,
too. Right, right. But no, love all three Spider
-Mans. Love the Andrew. Yes. Hey, now I got to.
you know prove my point now you got no no no
i know you bad guy no i know you love him don't
worry i don't think you've ever mentioned a celebrity
you don't like i'd be curious to know if if you
even have one because there's something and that
you know you can't explain it when you just you're
just like oh i don't like him that's how i feel
for like you know a bunch of them but it's just
surface level not not against him but i'm not
a huge tom cruise fan Yeah, I could see that
for a few reasons. You guys are similar in stature.
You think? Height -wise. Yeah, it was kind of
weird seeing him as Jack Reacher. Yeah, for real.
Wasn't that role meant for a big dude? Yeah.
Literally a bigger dude. Yeah. All right, so
I'm so sorry. So you were talking about trailers
that dropped, and we went on to things. There's
only two I knew that dropped, though. Oh, okay.
Well, shoot. I thought you would have seen the
Toy Story 5 trailer. I thought we could have
gotten more to it. Yeah, I guess. Let me guess.
If I can predict. I really have no idea. So let
me think. What happened at the end of the fourth
one? Did they stay living at the effing fair
or at the circus? Wherever they were? Did they
stay there? I'm going to be honest. I don't remember.
I feel like the moral of the story – I've seen
it one time. I think the end of it, Woody at
least stayed with little Miss Bo Peep. I think
at least that. I'm not really sure. Regardless,
if that – so they're going to find a way to get
back to – it's ruined if I don't know the previous
movie. It's old toys versus new toys. It's old
toys versus electronic toys that use AI and all
that. I guess you could say. Wow, okay. It's
going to be like Small Soldiers, hopefully. Yeah.
That would be cool. That's a movie. I don't know
our demographic of the listening people, but
Small Soldiers is a movie. I'm not talking about
the little green dudes. I'm talking about a movie
about action figures that went to war with each
other. Great movie. Yeah, I had it on VHS. It's
one of my faves. I love that movie. Yeah, it's
a great movie. I want to show my kids, but I'm
afraid they're going to take it the wrong way.
Could they? I did when I was younger. Dude, I
was so scared of those Barbies when they tied
that girl down. That was a nightmare. Sorry.
So new toys? So like smartphones and tablets?
I don't want to spoil it for you now because
you need a... Good reaction. I don't want to
just tell you about it. Oh, yeah. Please don't
spoil the Toy Story 5 trailer for me. I'll be
fine. I'm okay. I'm okay on this one. Woody's
losing his hair. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's losing
his hair. If he has a crisis, like a mental health
crisis, because I'm going to be mad. I don't
know. I just know he has a bald spot, so he's
losing his hair. No, I'll be mad. What if he's
like, I can't believe I'm losing my hair. No
one should live like this, and he jumps into
a fire. That's going to be the nightmare. The
villain of the movie is a sketch pad that's a
frog. Oh, okay. But it's like a – not really
a sketch pad, but it's like you can do anything
on it. Like a PDA type thing? Like an iPad. Let's
put it that way. Like an iPad. Yeah, like a Nook.
Maybe a Nook. Yeah, there you go. More of an
Amazon Kindle type. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's
pretty much the villain of the movie. Well, I
can't wait. I personally think they should have
stopped at three. Not saying four was bad. I
liked four, but I mean like – Oh, Keanu Reeves
is returning. Oh, good. Yeah, he was pretty funny
in the fourth one. Yep. That's good. Tom Hanks
and Tim Allen, hopefully they're back in full
swing. They're back in it. There's a few recasts.
Although I don't know if I'm supposed to be boycotting
Tom Hanks or if I'm on his side. So if anybody
out there knows if it's true or not. I've seen
– the internet is telling me he's affiliated
with Satanism. I've seen it too. Yeah. If anybody
could just let me know if I'm allowed to like
him or if I don't want to, I won't. I just –
Can we – do we like him for his work at least?
What do we do? What's our situation here? No,
we're not allowed to do that no more. We're not
even allowed to like – we can't separate people
from their work anymore? Mm -mm. Okay. We've
done it too many times. That's fair. Because
that's like saying like, oh. You can draw? Cool.
Go F a child. It's like, you can't do that. Well,
of course not. Well, yeah, but like, but they're
like, but that art was good. That was a really
good picture. Like, no. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You're
right. Okay. Yeah. It's like a way to be like
notoriety versus like, yeah, you know, infamous.
There you go. I don't know. Well, I mean, should
we, should we get a little bit more into that?
Cause some more stuff came out a little bit here
and there. Yeah, let's get a little more into
it. I mean, people are saying that it's not really
Selena Gomez right now. Did you see that? Okay,
I didn't see that, but I saw something about
her baby being born and her having a baby, and
then they immediately took it. I don't know.
Like I said, I don't know. Maybe. I haven't –
no. So it's not Selena. Although I have noticed
she's different. So maybe that's what they're
saying. Selena's name was mentioned in the files
saying that – in the files they say in an email,
we're good. We got Selena Gomez. So whatever
that means is now people think that they killed
Selena Gomez and we don't have – remember the
Jamie Foxx theory when Jamie Foxx went through
that? went through that tragedy, and people are
saying it's not the real Jamie Foxx right now.
It's a different Jamie Foxx. Yes, I do remember.
They do this with everybody now. They're saying
that Selena Gomez is played by Gina Davis, which
is kind of messed up. But, yeah. Isn't that an
older woman? Yeah, that's what I thought. It's
kind of messed up, if you think about it. People
are saying it's not really Selena Gomez. The
girl has lupus, okay? You can't really... Okay,
they're saying that Gina Davis is Selena Gomez?
Is playing Selena Gomez right now. Is pretending
to be Selena Gomez. Have you seen Gina Davis?
Yes. She's 70 years old. Yeah. Let me see what
she looks like now, though. That's what I'm saying.
I don't think it's even close. Listen, it's the
internet. I don't know. I think it's a far stretch
with that one, guys. She has lupus. You don't
think it might be... And they're also saying
Justin Bieber went on live and confirmed that
it's not really her. So I don't know. Oh, thank
God. Okay, that's a good one. I haven't quite
heard that one. So that's cool. I know why I'm
hearing ones that you're not. It's because you're
jumping on the ones that I don't think I've ever
heard that. The Chuck E. Cheese CEO is in the
files, and he had to step down because of it.
Oh, is he really? Yeah, you're doing more file
research than I thought. He stepped down in it.
And I don't know if you remember the Wayfair
theory of when they were talking about that back
in the day. That one, they're in the files. That's
the craziest one. Do you remember that theory?
I do. About a child. But they were naming them
as furniture. It was used as furniture, like
shoes and stuff. And the prices were really,
really high. Yeah. Remember, it was like a couch
would be like $10 ,000 or something like that.
And they were named after kids. Yeah, and then
he bought stuff from Wayfair in the files. Jeffrey
Epstein, I guess. Someone did. And then they
said something about it. Yeah. And then what
about all the school pictures? they apparently
that's the school the the company that that takes
school pictures was working with epstein oh no
i didn't i did i did see that one but i thought
that there was like a statement about that like
there was a reason i don't know that but uh just
imagine wait i mean obviously it wouldn't be
our time right this was would it be it wouldn't
be our time like when we were kids it wouldn't
be our yearbook photos would it i don't know
they i probably not Imagine how lucky you would
be to be that kid to actually be called ugly
for once. Like, ew, I don't want that kid. I'd
be so happy. I'd be like, yes! Yeah, it would
be a nice, it would be a good feeling. Right.
Goofball. That'd be the best feeling to be called
ugly. It's not to be on FC9. Yeah, I'd be proud
of that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Of the victims,
yeah, we'd be grateful. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay,
I'm sorry. I'm just giving you a fun, hard time.
I know. It's still terrible, though. I mean,
yes. Did you know Pokemon Go had a stop on the
island? I did. Yeah, I saw that. That's cool.
And they removed it? Yeah, that kind of sucks,
but I know a lot about the Pokemon Go hacking.
Not hacking, but, you know, ghost. You're not
really there. Yeah, yeah. You know, so I don't
think that I saw someone saying, I think it was
like Asmongold's channel, maybe. That's what
I thought. Yeah. Being like anybody that like
logged in there would help give out information.
But if you've ever looked at the Pokemon Go community,
there's so many people like pretending to be
places they're not. There's a term for it, but
yeah. No, I know you could be in Delaware and
be in Japan. I know all about it. You're like,
I know all about it. I don't know how to do it,
though. So I I've never done it. Yeah, I had
someone teach me, but I never did it. OK. No,
it's fine. I believe you. I never did it. I'll
say I tried it and it ruined the experience for
me completely. I found the game not fun. Yeah,
it feels weird. I've mentioned it before, but
just going to Battery Park in Delaware and just
walking that whole park, just battling gyms and
catching Pokemon in the parks filled with people.
It was really cool. Somebody called me a zombie.
An old guy. I was walking by and an old person
called me a zombie. Dude, the elderly loved that
era because they were like, these young people,
they're crazy. Zombies walking, just looking
at their phones with all their intelligence and
smart decision -making. I'm being so real, though.
I remember that clearly. I was just walking,
and this old guy was on the bench with his wife,
and I walked by looking at my phone, catching
a Pokemon, and he said, dude, it looks like a
zombie. I was like, what? Me? You're right. I'm
not ashamed. That's rude. I hope because you
give a clap back at him. Now he just laughed
about it. You're so wholesome guy. Yeah. I guess
zombies are one of the nicer things you could
say. Yeah. And in the arsenal of what you could
say about someone. So that's good. Zombie. Yeah.
Yeah. But I did. I did do a little bit of a deeper
dive because I've been like, you remember like
the Pizzagate controversy scandal, right? You
remember that one? It was around the same time
as the Wayfair thing. I don't know. Maybe that
was earlier. I don't remember. Okay. But anyway,
so I finally learned more about that. And that's
a, it is really eerie. Have you ever looked into
the, what all that was about? No, I've only heard
about it. There's a dude – so that's why I like
the Clintons, Hillary and Billiam. You know them
guys? Billiam, yeah. Yeah, Billiam. Hillary is
someone that worked for her, some really important
dude. I can't remember his name, but his name
is John – I don't remember his title, but it's
John Podesta. I want to say his name because
if you hear it, I want you to be like this every
time you hear Podesta because he's just weird.
The way they're talking, they're just like –
I mean it sounds like a name, yeah. It's just
like all that food code. Someone sent an email
and they were like, hey, I think I found something
at the party that was maybe pizza related. We
found a map at the party that was pizza related.
This is kind of where it all came from. And she
was like, they sent another message and were
like, oh, and you also forgot your, we don't
know if this is your handkerchief, your black
and white one. Something like that. I know that
I'm butchering it. No, no, I'm understanding,
yeah. And apparently there's a list of codes
for sexual desires based off of handkerchief
colors. And that color coordinates with liking
young. Liking them young. Yeah, that's creepy.
Yeah. So yeah, that's a weird rabbit hole, but
it just feels so relevant right now with all
this stuff. Because the food being used as code
words, like saying things like... Oh, another
one's like, I'm going to play dominoes on your
pizza or something like that on my pizza. I don't
know. So do you think I should play dominoes
on my cheese pizza? Yeah. I don't know. I don't
know. But look it up, anybody, if you even have
a slight interest or disgust in what I'm saying.
It's just really weird to see it and then see
the stuff now. It feels all connected. It just
feels all connected. That's how I felt about
Wayfair, like you were saying. Hearing all that
a long time ago and now hearing it now, it's
just like, oh yeah, that did happen. It's like
we're in the last season of Dexter. You know
what I mean? There's these little callbacks and
everyone's just like, oh, that was him early
on. It's like everything slowly feels connected.
But, I mean, that's really all I kind of saw
recently. I don't know if you saw anything else
on it. But I don't think so. No, but I do have
to do a quick correction. When I say the last
season of Dexter, I don't mean the reboots. I
get what you mean. I mean the season, what, seven
or eight of the former when they ended it. Mm
-hmm. Cool. Just making that clear. I got you.
You've talked about it before. You've had to
clear the difference on them before, I remember.
Okay, just making sure. I mean, yeah, that's
all I know from the Epstein files, but have you?
I gotta ask, do you keep getting all those AI
life hack videos? It's like a random... What
platform? whatever facebook tiktok instagram
it's like i don't go on any of those i only go
on uh twitter and tiktok maybe okay so it's like
it's like you'll get like a random video of like
a fruit or like a pill or of a body part and
then and it'll be okay but it's like life instructions
but it's like ai and it's like it's like uh i'm
your mouth don't put this in your mouth don't
put this yeah yeah you're like a good voice actor
for that that would be good really he sounded
kind of like yeah do it do another one uh do
the one i saw which was like um It was like,
I'm your sponge. If you're going to keep me in
your sink, make sure you clean me. That's what
I'm talking about. This is the video I'm talking
about. Or I'm going to grow bacteria and get
inside your intestine. They're good. They're
educational. School is about to be entirely replaced
with AI TikTok funny adverts. They're all yelling
at us too. Why are you yelling at me? yeah it
is funny it's like i we're here quoting them
but i don't think i can quote them with accuracy
for the information to help me you know what
i mean yeah it's like i'm your liver don't and
i'm like don't what i don't remember yeah i can
fill in everything else yeah but it'll also be
like stuff that's so simple would be like drink
water or something i'm like okay oh yeah yeah
thank you okay cool I wonder if that's from one
account or if one person did it and now everyone's
just a trend of just adding their own. I feel
like everybody's doing it. And how long do we
have before someone just puts false information
in these things? I'm sure it's already happening.
Remember, I'm your tire. Make sure before the
night, nail some holes in me for traction in
the snow. You know what I mean? That's like my
favorite type of thread where they're like, make
sure you boil water the night before so you can
pour it on your windshield. I've seen actual
videos of people doing that. Yeah. Bring your
boiled water from the night before. That'd be
funny. We can make those ourselves. We'll figure
it out. We'll figure it out. I try to think if
there's any more of them. Although, let me just
say, I am against AI. I'm still against it, but
I'm in a way. Are you segwaying? Are you doing
a segue? Look, I'm just saying I'm all for AI
when it's used for fun. If it's used for fun,
I love it, right? It's cool. But if you're going
to use it for profit and you're going to sell
or you're going to buy something with AI, I'm
not for that. Support real people. Get it, man.
That was really good. That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying. Don't use money with AI.
Use fun. Oh, yeah, that's good. Very nice. The
reason why I mentioned Segway, because I think
it might be a good time to mention a song, a
musical number that was produced. So we've been
messing around with some ideas. We've been messing
around with some ideas. We want to spice up the
podcast a little bit. We want to do a little...
intro some intro music some outro music and possibly
a little video uh because we never talked about
that well we're gonna have a video we gotta we
gotta have it for our uh our youtube watchers
Oh, I thought you meant we were going to, like,
film a music video or something. No, no, no,
no. I was just saying we're going to have something
made. Oh, okay. But, no, we've been running into
some ideas, and we came up with some stuff, and
it's pretty catchy. But it is AI, so we are kind
of, like, we might, but we might not. I don't
know. We're just. We're not. Yeah, we're not,
but we're just using it. Look, my reason is not
because I'm against it. Right. Which I am. But,
like, wouldn't you rather just hear something
we made anyway? Exactly. It's better that way.
Or we paid a real person to do it. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. Let's support somebody that's
real. And let's, you know, help them out. They
help us out. And it's just, you know, it's good
heart. But, no, we were just using it as, like,
wait, this could sound good if we used this,
like, as an example, as a reference. That's all.
We're not actually going to use AI. Yeah. We're
going to. Copy AI. We're going to do what they
do to us. We're turning the tables. We're turning
the tables. We're going to take everything that
they stole and we're going to steal it from them,
making us steal from the actual original people,
but it still feels like there's more mad respect
this way. Right, right. But yeah, just know in
future episodes there will soon be an intro and
outro, some music. A little video. All that good
stuff. I think I accidentally just defended plagiarism.
Never mind. You know what I mean? Never mind.
You're fine. You're fine. We're very hesitant.
Just know if I've ever used AI, it's always just
been for fun. I don't pay for it or I don't use
it. What was there saying? AI for fun. Yeah.
AI is for fun, not for buying. Not for profit.
There you go. I'm going to get that tattooed
on my chest. I mean, it would work in this day
and age. People would know what it meant. That
would be a way to get an instant following, I
feel like. The guy that tattooed that quote.
You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like a small
little investment into your social media. So
there's a little tip out there for anyone wanting
to make it big. There you go. Yeah. But that's
episode 71. That's right. Wait, hold up, hold
up, hold up now. Hold on. Oh, okay, okay. I got
a little situation right now because are you
seeing a little video of a little cute little
monkey? Yes, I am. And he's adorable. He is adorable.
And okay, I did see a little bit of this both
sides. So explain it. What's happening? Monkey's
getting thrown, right? Punch the monkey. A baby
monkey. He was abandoned by his mother. His name
is Punch? His name is Punch. Okay. Leading with
that made me think. His mother wants nothing
to do with him. So she abandoned him. and none
of the other monkeys want anything to do with
him. And they're all bullying him. They're all
throwing him around and all that stuff. So the
people at the zoo, they gave him a little IKEA
monkey, which he claims as a mother, and he hugs
it every chance he gets. Every time he gets bullied,
he runs back to that. He runs back to the little
monkey. And I just want to say, Punch, you are
the cutest little thing in the world, and I would
adopt you if I could, and I am on your side.
You don't know me, but I am on your side. I got
your back. I am wearing an Albea Sanctuary sweatshirt,
by the way. And I got your back. Yeah. Dude,
what a reveal. Wow. I wish you had another shirt.
That would have been really cool. The shirt I
have under this is a lion. And then you're like,
and then the tank top under that. But no, I mean,
I just remembered I was wearing an obvious sanctuary
hoodie. That's why I said that. No, that was
like, no, that's perfect. And you should be like,
and we're donating. That's what it feels like.
I'm just kidding. But no, I saw that and, you
know, it's sad, but I hope everything works out
for the little guy. Well, I saw that too. And
I was, my thoughts are right there with you.
My God, it looks so sad. But didn't I, I think
I've seen that also, isn't that normal behavior?
I've seen the other side of this. I've seen other
people. Yeah. Okay. That's what I saw. I think.
Yeah. Okay. So, so is this one of the situations
where maybe we shouldn't feel sad? Like, is this
normal? Do we not know? Cause maybe our caring
about this would affect the situation more. Hence
the doll. The doll even being introduced. Because
we cared. We did exactly what they're trying
not to do in Star Trek. You know what I mean?
Interfere with a civilization. We're interfering
with nature. Right. Apparently the zoo people
said they eventually want... They're hoping that
Punch does... you know, get away from the doll
and actually, like, start hanging out with the
other monkeys once they accept it. But I did
see one of the mother monkeys hugging it, so
it did get accepted in the one. So that's good.
That's good to see. Yeah, that's a good positive
thing. I haven't seen that. Yeah. I've only briefly
caught up on this thing. I don't know much about
it. Look, man, I'm just getting on his good side
before it turns into Planet of the Apes. Punch,
I will be your James Franco. I will be your James
Franco. Listen to him. We will be. I'll be Dave.
I'll be Dave. I'll be Dave Frank. I'll be the
brother. That's a good idea. Get in now. Before
you think of the world, just know we are on your
side. It's like we're all sitting here concerned
with robots taking over the world. Really? They're
right on their – yeah, those ones, we gave them
rules not to take over the world. The gorillas
and apes and monkeys, they're ready. Yeah, they
are. They really are. They're still ready. Listen,
I know James Franco was only in the first one,
and then he had a little brief cameo as a video
in the second one, but I will be in every single
movie, okay? Like if there's a remake? No, I'm
just saying in real life, like I will be there
forever and not just one time. Oh, I thought
you meant you were going to be in the movies.
No, no, no. I'm just – I'm referencing like –
because James Franco's character doesn't appear
in the movies anymore. But you know what I mean.
Understandably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, I –
yeah, poor little Punch. Hope everything works
out for him. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Prayers.
Yes. But – and before we do go, I – I saw that
Animal Crossing is doing an aquarium tour. I
don't know if you saw that. Oh, another one?
Yeah, they're doing another one. But this one
is like, they're doing different ones for like
a whole month. Are these like the pop -up ones
where they go to an existing place and they're
like, I'll put up some cardboard over here. And
then they have meet and greet characters? Yeah,
we call this, this is called a cash grab. It
is. I was going to tell you they're doing one
in Texas soon. You're so sweet. I mean, I'll
still get excited for it. I was going to say
you should take your kids. Yeah, I'm wrong for
thinking that. It just makes me mad that it's
not bigger than, because it feels like I want
a real, like, traveling Animal Crossing. Well,
apparently they play music throughout, like,
Animal Crossing music throughout the whole aquarium.
Well, that would be cute. That is cute. Yeah,
I would like to do it. I just. I might do it
when it hits New Jersey, but it's a two and a
half hour drive. It's going to be an increase
in price. I just know it. Possibly. I just know
it. Yeah, of course you guys could do this. We
want to recreate childhood memories. Do you have
$70? Yeah. No, no, I don't. That doesn't even,
that doesn't even factor in if we're hungry.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point too. Yeah. If
we're hungry, that turns into like a $150 day.
Yeah. It's like, Oh, you want to, you want to
pet the stingrays? There's extra money. Yeah.
Yeah. And don't worry. We're going to let all
the kids that did pay to pet the stingrays be
right next to you, but you can't like, That sucks.
Of course I have to. Yeah. Oh, like I'm going
to tell it by kids. They can't feed the giraffes.
Right. Like, and then like, oh, of course I'm
going to let you, you know, I haven't done it
actually. Now I feel bad, but anyway, if you,
if you do, I want to flamblog of you going to,
uh, the aquarium. I'm like, you know, if I, if
I go, if I go to the one in Jersey, I'll vlog
it. How's that? I'm going to try to go to whatever
one's near me. And then we can compare. Let me
see which one's near you. Please be San Antonio.
Animal Crossing. I want to start typing, but
I don't want to do the same thing as you because
it's just like, what's the point if you're already
doing it? It's on the Nintendo website. It's
on Orlando right now. I should do it. First,
it's going to be in Grapevine. I don't know how
close you are to Grapevine, but it's going to
be in Grapevine from February 21st to May 25th.
And then it's going to be over by me near Jersey
from April 2nd to June 21st. And then it goes
back to you from July 30th to October 10th in
San Antonio. Wow. Okay. So you got until July.
Okay. I can hopefully pull that off. That sounds
great. If I want to go during the meet and greet
time. If I'm vlogging, I want to get Tom Nook
in my thing. I would love to see him. I'm going
to tear him up. I'm going to give him a dialogue
he can't skip. He is going to be ticked. I'm
going to start talking to him like that. what
i'll do is i'm gonna talk like that but i mean
i have it all written out on like a cardboard
and every time i uh like i finish the sentence
i'm gonna do the new cardboard yeah man that
keeps getting more elaborate now you're having
a bad day because you got to carry that that's
crazy yeah that's a good point yeah okay maybe
maybe little pieces of paper and then i can just
put them in my pocket and unfold them yeah there's
a threshold But, yeah, I think that pretty much
covers what happened this week. Yeah, it's been
a good week. You got anything else before we
go? I do not, but this has been great. It has
been great. Everybody, I hope everyone's had
a good episode 71. Look forward to episode 72,
hopefully next week. Yeah. And this has been
DJ DubC and Flemoxicillin, and we will see
you guys for episode 72.