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But I was just saying, yeah, I don't really...

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I'm not a big fan of walking up and down stairs.

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And every time I go over there, I have to do

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that. I can't stand it. I still have the fear

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of when I'm walking up the stairs with the lights

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off, there's somebody behind me. Well, yeah,

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a demon is probably. From what I hear, they're

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more popular. I still get sleep paralysis, so

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that's fun. Yeah. I'm ready. Yeah. All right.

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Okay. You ready? You ready? Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready.

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I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Okay. We got to do this.

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What up, everybody? And welcome back to the Lactoril

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Podcast, DJDubC and Flemoxicillin. It is episode

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71. And we hope everybody has had a great Friday

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the 13th, a great Valentine's Day, a great President's

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Day, a great Lunar New Year, a great Mardi Gras,

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a great Ash Wednesday, and a great Ramadan that's

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going on right now. I hope everybody's enjoying

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all those holidays or enjoyed whatever you celebrate.

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Yeah, Phlegm, how about you, man? Okay, when

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you mentioned before we started that you were

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going to talk about holidays, I didn't realize

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that you meant just like you're just going to

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name them in the first minute. I thought we were

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missing something. So, yeah, you're right. I

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forgot all these things have been happening,

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huh? Yeah, all back to back. Yeah, why is up

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with the 2026, the year of holidays? That's crazy.

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I mean, is it fair that we got to celebrate Friday

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the 13th every time there's a Friday the 13th?

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It's only fair, right? do we call is that a holiday

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do we say that's a holiday it's not but it's

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kind of it kind of is if you want to think about

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it because it's kind of like it's kind of cool

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i guess you could say i'm not gonna lie i had

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a medical appointment on friday the 13th and

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i canceled it because i was like what if that's

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actually smart that it's yeah i was like i was

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like i was like wait a minute hold on today i

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don't know i'm not so sure i want the cancer

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news today i'm not sure that you know what that

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is that's absolutely fair and i i i'm actually

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very safe when i uh on friday the 13th as well

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like whenever it comes about i'm like okay i

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i really don't want to do anything today i'm

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just going to chill in my house and hope for

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the best yeah my thing is Bad things happen regularly

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every day, but when it's Friday the 13th, I'm

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like, oh, yep, that's why. Clearly, it's just

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a fake thing I made up in my brain because I'm

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not very superstitious. I don't want to quote

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Michael Scott from The Office, but I'll say it.

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I am a little stitious. We should talk about

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superstitions. That'd be a fun subject. I never

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thought about that. Do you, have you ever heard

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of any weird ones? Like you probably know about

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the cat one, you know, the African -American

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cats, if they walk by you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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I know that one. I also know, do you, it's probably

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more racist to say it like that. My bad. I'm

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not trying. Yeah. The black cats. Yeah. There

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you go. What else are they called? well i mean

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i said african -american cats i feel like someone

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could be like i guess that makes sense it'd be

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funny if i said that no that would be man it's

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hard to do on the internet i want to make funny

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things this day but i feel like it would come

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off in a very negative way no but i think it

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would be funny to have a cat and then you know

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how you envision like what your animal's voice

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is like and it sounded like it sounded like a

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cool black guy and you just didn't know it Yeah,

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that would be so cool. That would be so cool.

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It would be like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but

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that cat sounds like Morgan Freeman. I said Morgan

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the Freeman. Morgan the Freeman. Wait, that's

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kind of cool too. Morgan the Freeman. Yeah. There's

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so many potential – you're laying down so many

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potential great jokes. Great. That's great. Okay.

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Okay, so black cat, ladders. You know ladders

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too. Ladders. Go ahead. Ladders. I know there's

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some like New Year's ones. Have you heard the

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ones where like get all your laundry done before

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the New Year? It's like – I think you told me

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about it. I actually do that. It's like – Yeah,

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I think you mentioned it. So it's like if you

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don't wash your laundry before – all your laundry

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before – you don't have to necessarily put it

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away. But as long as you wash all your laundry

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before the new year, you're not washing a loved

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one away. That's kind of what it means. It's

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like – No, I did not hear that. You did not hear

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that? So it's like – Well, I heard the – I think

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I heard that recently. Maybe it wasn't from you.

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I think I heard it from Raquel maybe, my spouse.

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Well, yeah, it's like if you don't do all your

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laundry before the new year, you're washing a

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loved one away. I don't even understand that.

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What do you mean? Were they wearing it? No, it's

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just like you're you're you're they're just going

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to like pass, I guess. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I get that. I like that. That's a good rule.

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I think it's just like someone who is trying

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to get their house clean. I'm pretty sure they

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try to trick people into cleaning. So usually

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like on New Year's Eve, I'm always like up in

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the morning just getting all my lunches done

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before making sure. Okay, wait. I got to make

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sure. Let me walk my entire house. Make sure

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there's no racks. Make sure there's no washcloths.

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Make sure there's no towels. Really? So what

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do you do? So do you have to ring it in the New

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Year naked? What about the clothes you have on?

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The clothes you have on are fine. The clothes

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you have on are fine. Just don't wash them on

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the New Year's Day. Exactly. As long as you're

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not washing anything on the New Year's Day. Right.

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I would be like, okay, I can't wash any laundry

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on New Year's Day. I'm not going to do it the

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day before. I'm just going to do it on the second.

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I'm just going to wait. I mean, unless it kills

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a family member still, I don't want anyone to

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die again. I don't know the full detail of it.

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I just, that's what I've heard. And I'm like,

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okay, why, you know, let me just, another one.

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It's kind of similar to that. Have you ever,

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have you moved into a lot of homes? Just, uh,

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no, just, well, when I was younger, yes. When

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I was like a little kid. Yeah. I didn't do this

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when I was a kid. We moved around a little bit,

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but when I met my spouse's family, they're really

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into, like, whenever you buy a new house, before

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you put anything in that, John, you got to go

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up, you got to go in there with a broom and,

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like, sweep the demons out or something. I thought

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that was going a whole other route. But, wow,

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really? Yeah, yeah. You just, like, do them,

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you just sweep them out of each room. I don't

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know if it's, like, a normal thing okay i just

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was wondering if you've ever heard of that no

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i've never heard that but yeah oh and then you

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can't sure and you can't you can't keep the broom

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that you did it with because i guess all the

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evilness is stuck to the broom well i i guess

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so we just you know i hope they bought some pretty

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cheap brooms then and not oh yeah brooms okay

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oh yeah yeah brooms are a dime a dozen these

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days yeah yeah but yeah i've done that in every

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house i've moved into i don't know I don't really

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think anything's going to happen if I don't sweep.

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It's good to be safe. It's good to be safe. Yeah,

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yeah. Better safe than sorry. Right. Yeah. That's

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cool. The only one I really do is that Solange

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one, though, and that's really the only one I

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can really think of. Have you ever broken a mirror

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before? No, I've never broken a mirror, but I

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have heard that one, too. Yeah. That one's really

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ridiculous. They say you have seven years of

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bad luck. It's like, okay, so who broke a mirror

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when I was born? It's like, because things have

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not been going great. Like every seven years,

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it's still not that great. I don't know. Imagine

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looking into a mirror and it just breaks. How

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would that feel? It'd be pretty depressing. It'd

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be like, oh, okay. This is where my life is headed.

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All right. I like what that, I like what, I mean,

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this is going to be like a weird conversation

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now, but I like, I've had that thought. Like

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you've seen in movies and stuff where someone

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looks at a mirror and it breaks and it's, does

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that mean the mirror is alive? And when it saw

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you, it was like, Oh, you know, you know what

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I mean? Or it's kind of like when people sing

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and they break a mirror. No, that's not like

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that at all. Cause you're looking at it versus

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a high, like a, like a frequency. And I think

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if we get a glass, is it not the same with mirror?

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It's like when people, I mean, I mean, maybe

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it's like their, their voice is so bad that they

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break a mirror. No, it's not like it's bad. It's,

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it's about the pitch, the pitch. Okay. I don't

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actually, now I'm wondering, I don't know. I

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carries out here, breaking every glass when she

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sings, she's breaking every heart when she sings

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nowadays. Oh yeah. Because they remember true.

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Yeah. They remember the glory days. You're right.

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That is another one. There's so many that you

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keep bringing up that I'm like, oh, yeah, that

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is one. Yeah. This one's not like, but it's just

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another seven years thing. Were you ever told

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that when you swallowed gum, it stays in your

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body for seven years? Yep. Yeah. There's that

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one. It's not true, by the way. The watermelon

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seed. There's that one. Well, that's because

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of Rugrats. Rugrats effed me up bad growing up.

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You're right. That episode, I think Dill. little

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dill he ate a watermelon seed and Tommy and Chucky

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they were like dills dills gone we're not gonna

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have him much longer yeah I remember that I think

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it was like one of the first episodes he was

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in classic all the episodes of that show like

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remember when um when they didn't want their

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uh Tommy didn't want his dad to go to work so

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they were doing everything they possibly could

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to sabotage him going to work I don't remember

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specifically, but it sounds like some good hijinks

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that happened in the pickle family. They dirtied

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every single one of his work clothes, so he had

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to go in some disco suit. They put mud in his

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coffee. They were doing everything they could

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to not let him go to work. That's the best. I

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love them. My favorite. We are only how many

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minutes in? Like four minutes? We've talked about

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a random array. Grandpa. Grandpa Lou on that

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movie and that show is the best. Good movie too,

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though. Classic. Love it. Sad. Bruce Willis was

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Spike. What? Yeah, you didn't know that? Bruce

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Willis was Spike. The dog? Yes, I swear. And

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guess who was Reptar? Oh, I did know that one.

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But yeah, Bruce Willis was Spike. I forget which

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one. I don't know if it was in Paris or the other

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one. But I swear he was. So he barked? No, he

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talked. Spike doesn't talk. In the movie, he

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did. Are you sure? Alright, now I gotta look

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this up. I don't want to apologize. I don't think

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he talks in the first one. I've seen the first

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one recently. Well, within the last year. He

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was in Rugrats Go Wild. Okay, first of all. Straight

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to DVD, buddy. Don't even talk to me. That's

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a straight to DVD film. Was that in theaters?

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I don't think that made it to theaters. I think

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I had this movie, actually. I've seen it a million

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times. It was one of the Orange videos. It was

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a straight -to -DVD, or straight -to -VHS. I

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don't think that was a theater movie. Oh, no,

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no, look for Bruce Willis now. Wait, there was

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controversy with this movie? What the heck? I'm

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on the Wikipedia page. There's always controversy.

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Because they stole a child and named him Donnie,

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or whatever happened. I don't even know. Yeah,

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that's a good point. But yeah, he played Spike.

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Okay, well... That's a big difference from the

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first and second movie, okay? Like I said. You're

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like, have you ever seen Aladdin 3? No. And I'm

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not going to. I always forget that Tim Curry

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was Nigel Thornberry. Oh, no. Have you ever even

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listened to that man? Of course it's him. I forgot,

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though. I was like, okay. Yeah, I didn't know

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he was on the show. But I'm not surprised. It

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was the dad with the mustache. yeah we're everywhere

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but i did watch i watched jimmy neutron the movie

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this morning so that was pretty cool oh yeah

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oh that's a good one yeah yeah i tried i tried

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to do this thing where i but so we're doing i

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told you last week during the pod i think About

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how hard it is to stop the children from iPadding

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and, you know, smartphoning. Because it's like

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crack cocaine to them. Yep. But we've done like

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a full, you know, week or so now with no YouTube

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for the kids. And it's going really well. Cool.

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But I'm trying to, you know, like have it whenever

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they wake up and they come downstairs, there's

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already something on. Oh, but yeah, yeah. So

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like, yeah. So I'm like trying to slowly influence

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them. So, but yeah, this morning was some Jimmy

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Neutron. Nice. Paramount Plus? oh yeah cool where

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else where else anymore right true yeah that's

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that's true but um okay which was the other holiday

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so hot so romantic nice nice very good yep i

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made a card very cute very nice very nice cool

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nice um how was yours and i won't get into the

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weeds on it i mean it went really it went really

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well um we didn't we just stayed home Okay. Yeah,

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it was a normal day for me too. I didn't do anything.

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No secret lover out there? No, I worked before.

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I've been working a lot. My week ever since we

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last talked is just working 12 after 12 after

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12 after 12. So I'm like, yeah, it's a lot. Maybe

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you should just quit. I know we've talked about

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it, but just stop working. Just in general. I

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think there's a way to make money without having

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to work. I've seen it done. If you guys want

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to subscribe to twitch .tv slash cg. No, I'm

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kidding. How was your President's Day? I worked.

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Same? Yep, I did. Wait, no, I didn't watch President's

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Day. No. It's fine. Even if you did, I still

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think that. I know you respect the presidents.

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I know. It's okay. Is that what we're honoring

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that day? We're just saying we respect them?

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Or did something happen? No, I think we're just

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honoring the presidents. Most of them. Most of

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them, yeah. There's a few that maybe I don't

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want to honor. Do you think George W. Bush was

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our Michael Scott? I mean, 100%. I watch videos

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about George Bush almost every day. He's like

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a frat boy that was just... I just love... I

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love watching his videos about him. Yeah. The

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one where they're like... They're like if you

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were a tree what kind of tree would you be he

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says I can't be a tree because I'm a bush The

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guy throwing the shoes at him while he's talking

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and then he throws the second shoe and he backs

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his up security guard up He's like he's out of

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ammo. We're good Yeah, it's funny Fool me fool

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me once shame on you mmm fool me fool me twice

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you can't get fooled again Now that I see it,

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he's definitely our Michael Scott for sure. Now

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we have something different going on. Now the

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world's different now. I guess we can go into

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the politics portion. Go ahead, Ronnie. Well,

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aliens are real. Confirmed real. Maybe. I mean,

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listen, if Obama says that they're real and then

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Trump's saying, oh, well, Obama shouldn't have

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said that they were real. It's kind of, you know.

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Yeah, I've seen, you know, don't you think there

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would be like, I feel like you would be hesitant

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to say that as a president. I don't know. I just

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think that he, I think it was more of like his

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own personal opinion. Yeah. I mean, obviously,

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but I just think it's funny how like he, he said.

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The Trump thing, but the Trump thing backs it

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up. You're right. That's what I'm saying. He's

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like, well, he's giving classified information.

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He shouldn't be saying that. So it's kind of

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like, are they messing with us or are they actually

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being for real? It's like if aliens even are

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real, do we even care right now? I'm not even

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demanding the alien answers. I want to know what's

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happening on islands without aliens present.

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I want to know what's going on. I don't care

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right now. It's fine. Unless they're the ones

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doing it, that would suck. Like, yeah, we finally

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found aliens. And yes, they're the ones that

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we've been flying on their private UFOs. And

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that's how we've been trafficking, you know,

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thousands of people. I just think of it like

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that episode of South Park where they were watching

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this like a TV show. Yeah, Earth. Yeah. I mean,

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that's honestly, I've thought about it. That's

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a really realistic scenario, right? Yeah, we're

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just a giant TV show. Yeah, we're just one big

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giant snow globe. And they tried to tell us with

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Jim Carrey's movie. The number 23? No, Truman

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Show. Oh, sorry. That movie freaks me out. I've

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never seen it, but I know what you're talking

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about. Patterns, man. Once you start seeing them,

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you can't stop. I get stuck in that. That whole

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simulation theory. You ever get stuck in it?

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No, no, no, no, but like in my interpretation

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of it. Like nowadays I started – have you ever

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looked into like simulation theories and what

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– you know what that is? It's where you're reliving

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over and over and over. Maybe it's that. I thought

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it was more – that's like reincarnation. Well,

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no, like not living over and over, but like you're

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living the same scenario over and over. It's

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kind of like Groundhog Day. No. No? Oh, let's

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blow your mind right now. Wait, wait, wait. Groundhog

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Day is kind of reincarnation, isn't it? Because

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he dies a few times and comes back. As himself?

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Yeah. Well, okay. Yeah, all right. Move on. Move

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on. Gosh darn it, Ronnie. I'm sorry. No, simulation

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theories would be like we're the Sims. Okay.

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That's pretty much. I mean, everything's already,

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you know, like there's the Matrix. I mean, that's

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kind of like the more. You know, we're all here,

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but we're not here. Oh my god, what if we're

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Sims? I would love that. And I'd be really ticked

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off at whoever's controlling me. I still think

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that's a more favorable scenario than a lot of

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things. Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, it would

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add up for people having cheat codes and stuff.

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Yeah, motherlode. Where's the Motherlode cheat

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code, man? Whoever's controlling me. Give me

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the Motherlode cheat code, please. I type in

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the Konami code, like, every day. As long as

00:19:01.970 --> 00:19:04.609
they're not trapping me with a stove, I'm good.

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Trapping me with four walls, I'm okay. Oh, dude,

00:19:07.769 --> 00:19:10.430
yeah. Fireplace, place five chairs in front of

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it. Close all the windows and doors and kill

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all the Sims. Yep, give me no space whatsoever.

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Get yourself a little graveyard going so that

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in the middle of night, your ghosts can pop out

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and make your other Sims sad. It's my favorite

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part of the game. Always was. Oh, man. Why am

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I talking about simulation theory? You were going

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to blow my mind. Well, not really. I mean, that

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was really it. Well, I mean, it should have,

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considering you thought it was Groundhog Day.

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No, yeah, no, it did, for real. Oh, I know what

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I was saying. Patterns. The movie The Number

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23 with Jim Carrey, he starts seeing the number

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23 everywhere. Okay. But that stuff happens to

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me all the time. like i'll start like i'll think

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of something but like most recently with simulation

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theory i've read saw some stupid video about

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it right but now everywhere i look everywhere

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i go everything i talk to someone's like oh have

00:20:06.789 --> 00:20:08.829
you heard about simulation dude it's just like

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happened it's like it's there it's everywhere

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okay i had the same problem i had the same problem

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with um other what's it called like when i was

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in germany uh i kept seeing This is not good

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sounding, but I kept seeing, uh, you know, swastikas.

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Oh yeah. Like everywhere I looked, that sounds

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like I'm, I wasn't being like programmed, but

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I remember like thinking, man, I could see the

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pattern of it everywhere. I think it's just a

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psychological thing. Wow. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

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That is actually crazy. That is wild. Um, I was

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going, I, I, I thought it was going like the

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route where you think of something and it shows

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up as like an ad. Yeah, I mean that kind of is

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part of it too. Okay. But that's what makes the

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simulation theory thing because you're like –

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you've thought about it, and you're like, what

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are the odds of this showing up? And you're like,

00:21:01.930 --> 00:21:04.869
man, this all must be orchestrated. Yeah. That's

00:21:04.869 --> 00:21:07.369
kind of how you end up feeling. You know what

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I mean? Or the government is listening to everything

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you say, and they're targeting ads based off

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your searches and all this other stuff. So it

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all kind of adds up. When you accept the cookies,

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that's kind of what happens. Be careful when

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you're accepting cookies. I know, and they named

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it cookies. Of course you're going to accept

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all. Of course you're going to accept all of

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them. Who would reject some cookies? Nah. I still

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don't really know what that means. I'm also always

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afraid to reject cookies because I feel like

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it's going to kick me off the website. It's like,

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what if I reject and I can't go on the website?

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Well, yeah, I think like, okay, if I hit reject

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cookies, they're going to know that I'm the guy

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that rejects cookies. And they're like, what's

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he hiding? And then they're going to be like,

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and then they're going to, and then they're going

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to be like, oh, well, you got the radio app on

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your phone. You know what that means? Yeah. I

00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:54.339
don't know. You don't know radio app. Apparently

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if you see a radio, like a. app with a radio

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on that means that they're looking into your

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phone i heard that on tiktok i gotta stop before

00:22:04.619 --> 00:22:09.240
i get dot before i die okay can we move on no

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i don't think you're dropping if obama can say

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there's aliens i'm sure you can theorize about

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the radios on phones i i have a saying government

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okay i'm not an idiot i'm a moron there's a difference

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What's the difference? I'd rather be a moron

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than an idiot. Well, yeah, but what's the difference

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between a moron and an idiot? I don't know. I

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just like moron better. It sounds better to be

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called a moron than an idiot. Even though they

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kind of mean the same thing. Trying to think

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of any other insulting... Nitwit sounds pretty

00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:55.710
bad, too. Nitwit, moron. What's the difference

00:22:55.710 --> 00:23:00.549
between... This is the worst episode we've ever

00:23:00.549 --> 00:23:05.710
done. I don't even know what's going on. Historically,

00:23:05.769 --> 00:23:09.710
idiot and moron were early 20th century psychological

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classifications for intellectual disability based

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on IQ and mental age. Idiots had the lowest mental

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age. Not a good time to mispronounce intellectual.

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Not a good time. Not a good time. Again, I'm

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proving my point. Idiots had the lowest mental

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age while morons were classified as having a

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higher mental age. I have a little bit of a higher

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mental age than idiots. It reminds me of the

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whole nerd versus geek mentality. Would you rather

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be a nerd or a geek? Freaks and geeks. Yeah,

00:23:46.059 --> 00:23:50.359
go ahead. I'm sorry, it's a good show. It's the

00:23:50.359 --> 00:23:51.619
same thing, freaks and geeks. But yeah, nerds

00:23:51.619 --> 00:23:55.200
and geeks, go ahead. Would you rather... No,

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I'm saying... Would I rather be a nerd or a geek?

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Well, the scenario reminds me of that. Between

00:24:00.619 --> 00:24:03.960
the idiot and moron. Yeah, I'd rather be a nerd.

00:24:04.940 --> 00:24:07.299
Yeah, because they're into anything, right? Yeah.

00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:09.940
And geeks are just like calculators and whatever.

00:24:10.220 --> 00:24:13.880
Yeah. I think. Geeks are smart, nerds are...

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Losers. Nerds are losers, but smart. There you

00:24:18.890 --> 00:24:21.190
go. No, I don't think nerds are smart. I think

00:24:21.190 --> 00:24:25.490
nerds are more fandom. Yeah, they're fandom.

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You're a nerd. I am a nerd. But you're not dumb.

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Thank you. I have to say that because it sounds

00:24:34.650 --> 00:24:36.769
really rude if I don't. I just got to say all

00:24:36.769 --> 00:24:40.910
nerds are stupid. No, no, no. People get what

00:24:40.910 --> 00:24:42.960
we're saying, yeah. Yeah, I think everyone's

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.859
a nerd for a thing. Yeah, absolutely. Everybody

00:24:45.859 --> 00:24:48.359
has to be excited about something. But not everyone's

00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:52.960
a geek for a thing. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

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I've never seen – here's an omission. I've never

00:24:55.539 --> 00:24:57.940
seen Freaks and Geeks. I pretend to. People have

00:24:57.940 --> 00:24:59.500
told me about it. I think I've said, yeah, oh,

00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:01.720
yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen it. I've lied.

00:25:01.900 --> 00:25:04.019
Dude, it's one season. Sorry. If I've ever said

00:25:04.019 --> 00:25:06.359
I've seen it, I'm sorry. Judd Apatow? Come on,

00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:08.950
man. I know a lot about it. Is it like James

00:25:08.950 --> 00:25:12.369
Franco? James Franco, Seth Rogen. Is it Jason

00:25:12.369 --> 00:25:16.069
Segel in it? Jason Segel, Lindsay Carnelli. Seth

00:25:16.069 --> 00:25:19.990
Rogen, yeah, you said that. But yeah, I've always

00:25:19.990 --> 00:25:21.750
been – whenever that subject comes up, I'm like,

00:25:21.750 --> 00:25:25.569
yeah, classic, love it. Never seen it. I'm a

00:25:25.569 --> 00:25:26.869
liar. I'm sorry, everyone. You have to, dude.

00:25:26.890 --> 00:25:28.730
It's so good. I've probably watched it like a

00:25:28.730 --> 00:25:32.269
million times. Really? But okay, so this is that

00:25:32.269 --> 00:25:35.450
whole thing, so good one season. Well, that's

00:25:35.450 --> 00:25:40.170
because of the – The network cancelled it. Oh,

00:25:40.170 --> 00:25:42.990
is the network? Yeah, people are mad about it.

00:25:43.869 --> 00:25:48.470
Yeah. They'll bring it back. Have they rebooted

00:25:48.470 --> 00:25:50.630
it yet? Probably not. No, they made another show

00:25:50.630 --> 00:25:55.250
called Undeclassified. Something like that. No,

00:25:55.250 --> 00:25:57.890
no, what's it called? I'm just kidding. What's

00:25:57.890 --> 00:26:00.890
the Unclassified? I think they're thinking of

00:26:00.890 --> 00:26:04.690
Unsolved Mysteries. Unclassified show? Is that

00:26:04.690 --> 00:26:06.509
what it's called? Unclassified? Will Ferrell

00:26:06.509 --> 00:26:09.750
was in an episode. Unclassified? Undateable?

00:26:10.130 --> 00:26:17.730
No. Declassified? I like Jay Baruchel, whatever

00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:20.430
his name is. Undeclared. Oh my god, I was way

00:26:20.430 --> 00:26:23.329
off. It's called Undeclared. That's not way off.

00:26:23.390 --> 00:26:26.059
That's okay. That's a good amount of off. But

00:26:26.059 --> 00:26:29.140
it's a show from 2005. It has Jay Baruchel in

00:26:29.140 --> 00:26:31.400
it. Will Ferrell was in an episode. It has the

00:26:31.400 --> 00:26:36.339
main girl from what? I just like how Will Ferrell's

00:26:36.339 --> 00:26:40.619
in an episode. The blonde girl from Freddy vs.

00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:47.839
Jason's in it. Adam Sandler's in an episode.

00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:50.460
It's a pretty good show. Oh, and it has, what's

00:26:50.460 --> 00:26:54.299
his face in it? He played Ed Gein. That guy.

00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:56.640
Oh, really? Yeah, he was a kid. Yeah, he was

00:26:56.640 --> 00:26:59.579
young. Gosh dang it. I knew his name very recently,

00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:02.420
but now I don't know it. But good. Good for him.

00:27:02.539 --> 00:27:05.079
But it's a good show. Both of them. I highly

00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:06.619
recommend it if you guys have never seen any

00:27:06.619 --> 00:27:10.819
of those two shows. I'm a big Judd Apatow fan.

00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:14.859
And just out of respect for me, if at any point

00:27:14.859 --> 00:27:17.039
you've been an avid listener to the podcast and

00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:18.859
at some point Freaks and Geeks came up and I

00:27:18.859 --> 00:27:22.720
said something like I watched it. just know that

00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:25.940
i'm sorry because i feel like i've i've said

00:27:25.940 --> 00:27:28.519
it before that i've seen it i'm sure we're all

00:27:28.519 --> 00:27:30.400
guilty of saying stuff that you know we didn't

00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:33.119
do do you do you have any off top of your head

00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:35.259
of things that you've said that you actually

00:27:35.259 --> 00:27:39.000
haven't like on the pod i don't know just in

00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:42.539
general um tell me your deepest darkest secret

00:27:42.539 --> 00:27:46.240
tell me a time you lied to somebody tell me tell

00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:48.619
me at a time you lied not off the top of my head

00:27:48.619 --> 00:27:52.269
no That is just a notable one because for some

00:27:52.269 --> 00:27:54.289
reason that always comes up, Freaks and Geeks.

00:27:54.410 --> 00:27:55.970
I feel like it always – because it's like the

00:27:55.970 --> 00:27:58.289
spawn point for a lot of really popular people.

00:27:58.289 --> 00:28:03.710
It's a Childish Gambino song. Is it? Yeah. One

00:28:03.710 --> 00:28:06.589
of his earlier songs when he was on – what's

00:28:06.589 --> 00:28:09.490
it called? Oh my god. I'm so mad at myself. Community?

00:28:09.910 --> 00:28:11.549
Community, yeah. He did that song when he was

00:28:11.549 --> 00:28:13.750
on Community. Not like on the show, but that

00:28:13.750 --> 00:28:15.630
was one of his songs that he made during the

00:28:15.630 --> 00:28:17.809
time. So I just want to let you know this, that

00:28:17.809 --> 00:28:20.799
Childish Gambino was not on Community. It was

00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:23.740
Donald Glover. Okay, my bad. You're right. Okay,

00:28:23.779 --> 00:28:28.700
my bad. Anyway, it's the year of the horse. I

00:28:28.700 --> 00:28:31.759
saw that. What does that even mean? Lunar New

00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:34.119
Year? So the year of the horse means... Chinese

00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:36.579
New Year. And apparently you search your year

00:28:36.579 --> 00:28:38.900
and what it means for your year. So for us, 1993.

00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:44.920
Lunar New Year. Year of the horse. Let's see

00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:53.950
what it means for us. So we're roosters. Oh yeah,

00:28:53.970 --> 00:28:57.970
heck yeah we are. We should do like a synchronized

00:28:57.970 --> 00:29:00.630
cacaw. That would be kind of cool. I know I have

00:29:00.630 --> 00:29:07.170
it somewhere. Hold on. We have time. We do. You

00:29:07.170 --> 00:29:08.650
know what? I know what's wrong about today. The

00:29:08.650 --> 00:29:11.509
energy is different everywhere because it's daytime.

00:29:12.130 --> 00:29:14.569
Yeah, we are recording this during the day, guys.

00:29:14.869 --> 00:29:17.750
We usually record at night. It's rare. I think

00:29:17.750 --> 00:29:22.549
I'm more alert. Well, apparently, if you hear

00:29:22.549 --> 00:29:25.190
the rooster, it says, for 1993, you're going

00:29:25.190 --> 00:29:27.450
to be in the spotlight this year. Use the attention

00:29:27.450 --> 00:29:32.609
wisely. We're going to be in the spotlight, apparently.

00:29:33.930 --> 00:29:36.930
Kind of scary. What if it's super literal and

00:29:36.930 --> 00:29:40.109
a helicopter chasing us down? Wait a minute,

00:29:40.230 --> 00:29:44.529
don't put that in my head. Well, that's interesting.

00:29:44.769 --> 00:29:46.789
Yeah. It's weird because I felt like I was in

00:29:46.789 --> 00:29:49.349
the spotlight last year and the year before that.

00:29:49.549 --> 00:29:51.990
So I don't know. Okay. You know what? That's

00:29:51.990 --> 00:29:54.029
fair. So what's year of the horse mean? So who's

00:29:54.029 --> 00:29:57.130
the horse people? What are they doing? What's

00:29:57.130 --> 00:29:58.789
their special – Well, let me look that up then.

00:29:58.910 --> 00:30:03.089
What's their special accolade this year? The

00:30:03.089 --> 00:30:05.779
year of the horse particularly – Particularly,

00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:10.539
the rare fire horse in 2026 symbolizes a dynamic,

00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:13.460
fast -paced period of intense energy, independence,

00:30:13.779 --> 00:30:19.160
and rapid transformation. Okay. Yeah. A lot of

00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:23.180
big words. Yeah, those are good. You know, the

00:30:23.180 --> 00:30:25.380
whole implication of like they're being – I feel

00:30:25.380 --> 00:30:28.299
like none of these are ever negative. I would

00:30:28.299 --> 00:30:30.720
hope not. Yeah. Right, but doesn't the existence

00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:33.380
of it – At all imply that there's, like, a negative

00:30:33.380 --> 00:30:36.420
side? Like, there's probably a whole other anti

00:30:36.420 --> 00:30:40.079
-horoscope Lunar New Year type of thing. Oh.

00:30:40.740 --> 00:30:42.500
Just like how there's good luck. Yeah, yeah,

00:30:42.500 --> 00:30:44.720
yeah. There's bad luck. Yeah, of course. To kind

00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:47.940
of create balance in the world. So I wonder if

00:30:47.940 --> 00:30:50.099
there's any bad horoscopes out there. Yeah, they

00:30:50.099 --> 00:30:52.859
should tell us. They warn us so we try to avoid

00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:56.039
it. Yeah. It'd be interesting to see if that

00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:58.279
exists. Yeah. I bet it does. There's probably

00:30:58.279 --> 00:31:01.369
some cult out there doing that. Oh, yeah, probably.

00:31:02.349 --> 00:31:04.349
Yeah, right. What evil thing are we going to

00:31:04.349 --> 00:31:07.769
put for their horoscope today? Today you will

00:31:07.769 --> 00:31:14.529
cry. But even with fortune cookies, everything's

00:31:14.529 --> 00:31:18.269
always so positive. Why is there no bad? There

00:31:18.269 --> 00:31:24.450
should be bad ones. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be funny

00:31:24.450 --> 00:31:26.170
just to make fortune cookies and just write funny

00:31:26.170 --> 00:31:32.920
stuff in them just to trick people. Yeah. I'm

00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:35.240
just thinking. I'm just thinking of stuff I could

00:31:35.240 --> 00:31:38.519
put in. That would be funny. Yeah. It'd be like

00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:40.980
tonight, whoever's sitting across from you, you're

00:31:40.980 --> 00:31:42.640
going to go into their body and they're going

00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:47.900
to go into yours. It'd be like Freaky Friday.

00:31:48.819 --> 00:31:54.380
Yeah. I've never seen that done before. I had

00:31:54.380 --> 00:31:56.359
something else really cool to say on the same

00:31:56.359 --> 00:31:59.940
subject. But it's not worth it. I don't remember

00:31:59.940 --> 00:32:03.900
it. It's always worth it, Phlegm. Yeah. Okay,

00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:06.420
so we've gotten holidays, I guess, out of the

00:32:06.420 --> 00:32:08.480
– there's any holiday else that you'd want to

00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:12.019
touch on? Are you celebrating Ramadan? Are you

00:32:12.019 --> 00:32:15.640
in the thick of it right now? I don't – I'm going

00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:17.019
to be honest. I don't know too much about Ramadan.

00:32:17.660 --> 00:32:19.799
I don't either. I just know you've got to fast.

00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:23.359
I know that, and I do really like saying it.

00:32:23.420 --> 00:32:25.039
Isn't that one of those words that just feel

00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:26.759
really good to say? Yeah, it does. I'm sorry

00:32:26.759 --> 00:32:29.319
if that's... No, it is fun to say, Ramadan. Yeah,

00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:33.500
Ramadan. Man, that's fun to say. And this might

00:32:33.500 --> 00:32:35.079
come off offensive, but doesn't it sound like

00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:38.420
a Pokemon? Yeah. It does. Yeah. It's kind of

00:32:38.420 --> 00:32:44.900
cool. Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras. You said what your

00:32:44.900 --> 00:32:48.200
boy did, right? Shia LaBeouf, I did. Why did

00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:50.119
he do that? What happened? All I saw was the

00:32:50.119 --> 00:32:53.019
aftermath of him getting beat up. I never seen

00:32:53.019 --> 00:32:55.460
him. I don't know. Apparently he did something

00:32:55.460 --> 00:32:57.759
before that, but all I saw was my boy Stanley

00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:01.619
Yelnats in the middle of the street for crimes

00:33:01.619 --> 00:33:04.920
because of his dirty, dirty great -great -grandpa.

00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:08.400
What happened? I don't know. He's out now, though.

00:33:08.500 --> 00:33:11.099
He's out living his life, and Mardi Gras is having

00:33:11.099 --> 00:33:12.940
a good old time. Is that true? I saw that picture.

00:33:13.019 --> 00:33:14.640
I didn't know if it was AI or not. I just keep

00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:17.400
seeing all the videos of him having the time

00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:19.460
of his life out there, taking pictures with everybody,

00:33:19.579 --> 00:33:22.740
being the nicest guy. I don't know. He broke

00:33:22.740 --> 00:33:27.019
up with Mia Goth, and now he's super happy. Well.

00:33:27.809 --> 00:33:30.210
he gotten some sort of altercation. That's all

00:33:30.210 --> 00:33:33.049
I really know. He's actually happy. Cause from

00:33:33.049 --> 00:33:35.170
what I've seen, I just assumed this was like

00:33:35.170 --> 00:33:37.930
a very sad situation. So it's not that this is

00:33:37.930 --> 00:33:40.349
like a positive. He was probably super happy.

00:33:40.349 --> 00:33:41.650
And then somebody brought up something that made

00:33:41.650 --> 00:33:44.430
him mad. I don't know. Yeah. It seems like a

00:33:44.430 --> 00:33:47.349
shy thing to do is he bring up something bad

00:33:47.349 --> 00:33:50.670
and he'll flip out. Yeah. Honestly, I can't imagine

00:33:50.670 --> 00:33:53.549
there a scenario where he went to any, you know,

00:33:53.549 --> 00:33:57.589
and not cause some sort of publicity thing. He's

00:33:57.589 --> 00:33:59.390
always in there for negative stuff. It's like

00:33:59.390 --> 00:34:01.809
if he had a weekend where he did 10 ,000 nice

00:34:01.809 --> 00:34:04.289
things and then he beat up one guy, all we're

00:34:04.289 --> 00:34:08.590
going to remember is the fight. True. I don't

00:34:08.590 --> 00:34:10.449
know. Ever since that fight, I just see him having

00:34:10.449 --> 00:34:12.369
the time of his life. He's like dancing to music

00:34:12.369 --> 00:34:16.309
and being super nice, taking pictures of everybody.

00:34:17.150 --> 00:34:19.269
I honestly haven't really looked into it that

00:34:19.269 --> 00:34:21.590
much. I just assumed that everything I saw that

00:34:21.590 --> 00:34:24.110
was positive was prior to that incident. Yeah,

00:34:24.170 --> 00:34:26.070
yeah, yeah. It was just my general assumption

00:34:26.070 --> 00:34:30.269
because I figured, you know, being on TMZ and

00:34:30.269 --> 00:34:34.309
everyone being like, there he is, probably doesn't

00:34:34.309 --> 00:34:36.269
make you feel happy. I would assume you're not

00:34:36.269 --> 00:34:38.030
going to jump back in, but I don't know. That's

00:34:38.030 --> 00:34:41.550
true. No, no. There was someone else. There was

00:34:41.550 --> 00:34:43.329
another celebrity. Something happened to him

00:34:43.329 --> 00:34:47.530
or her or them or they. At Mardi Gras or just

00:34:47.530 --> 00:34:50.989
in general? Just in general. I mean, Robert Duvall

00:34:50.989 --> 00:34:55.050
passed away. Yeah, that was sad. And so did Grey's

00:34:55.050 --> 00:34:59.610
Anatomy. He passed away. We lost Catherine O

00:34:59.610 --> 00:35:04.329
'Hara. We lost a few people. That's a rough one.

00:35:04.389 --> 00:35:06.909
That was sad. That is sad. That's still sad,

00:35:07.030 --> 00:35:10.360
yeah. You know what I really don't like? I probably

00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:12.960
could change it, but I got sent that article

00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:17.480
when it happened. Are you an iPhone user or are

00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:21.760
you an Android? I'm an iPhone user. For some

00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:24.679
reason, every time I open up my browser, the

00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:28.380
article that was sent to me still shows up. It's

00:35:28.380 --> 00:35:30.679
just Catherine O 'Hara. I think about her death

00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:33.280
every day. I'm sad. You know what makes it worse

00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:34.840
for me? It was on my birthday. I can prove it.

00:35:36.510 --> 00:35:41.710
You poor soul. I know. Does her family even realize?

00:35:42.329 --> 00:35:46.989
I don't know. Literally. Every time I open it,

00:35:47.030 --> 00:35:52.030
you stare. Every single time. Suggestions. I'm

00:35:52.030 --> 00:35:57.469
sad about it. You can't click on it? I probably

00:35:57.469 --> 00:36:01.389
could, but it feels kind of wrong. I'm in a whole

00:36:01.389 --> 00:36:05.409
mental space over here. That's understandable.

00:36:06.860 --> 00:36:10.820
So yeah, that was sad. Anyone else die? I don't

00:36:10.820 --> 00:36:16.699
know. Probably. Probably, yeah. Yeah. To everyone

00:36:16.699 --> 00:36:19.219
out there who had a lost family member or celebrity

00:36:19.219 --> 00:36:22.599
or someone they cared about, we are thinking

00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:26.239
about you. Condolences. I know I said that wrong.

00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:31.880
Shut up. Condolences. Condolences. I said it

00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:34.920
too fast. I couldn't even say that wrong on purpose.

00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:37.639
I can't even accidentally say that. Condolences.

00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:39.440
I can't even accidentally say it. How did you

00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:42.179
even say that? I said it too fast. You said condolences.

00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:48.460
Condolences. I don't even know. Whatever. Toy

00:36:48.460 --> 00:36:51.679
Story 5 trailer came out. Did you see it? No,

00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:54.320
I didn't. I didn't know that. When did that drop?

00:36:55.659 --> 00:36:59.719
Two days ago. Dang, I missed the Toy Story 5

00:36:59.719 --> 00:37:04.980
drop? No, I didn't see it. That dropped. The

00:37:04.980 --> 00:37:07.539
new Spider -Man Nicolas Cage trailer dropped.

00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:12.760
Oh, the Spider -Noir thing? I did catch a little

00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:14.900
glimpse of that sucker. It looks pretty cool.

00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:16.539
Yeah, that's going to be on Amazon Prime, so

00:37:16.539 --> 00:37:19.239
I'm excited for that one. I'll never understand

00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.480
the trajectory of that Spider -Man. Where's Sony?

00:37:22.659 --> 00:37:24.719
I thought Sony was part of this. Are they part

00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:27.190
of it too? They are. Amazon and Sony have worked

00:37:27.190 --> 00:37:29.110
together now? I saw that. I was like, wait. I

00:37:29.110 --> 00:37:31.769
guess. I was like, this must be a fan -made thing

00:37:31.769 --> 00:37:34.469
because that's not Amazon Prime. Wait, you're

00:37:34.469 --> 00:37:39.329
right because Nicolas Cage played him into the

00:37:39.329 --> 00:37:41.730
Spider -Verse and now he's playing the live action.

00:37:41.889 --> 00:37:45.130
So yeah, wait. Is he the same one? I'm just saying,

00:37:45.210 --> 00:37:47.409
is this IP up for grabs? Because I would love

00:37:47.409 --> 00:37:50.130
a Flamoxicillin Spider -Man story. I'll make

00:37:50.130 --> 00:37:54.389
one. Please do. I would watch that. I would absolutely

00:37:54.389 --> 00:37:57.929
watch that. Everyone would be really disappointed

00:37:57.929 --> 00:38:03.530
because I would almost save no one. I would not

00:38:03.530 --> 00:38:05.550
go out of my way. I'd move out to the country.

00:38:05.650 --> 00:38:08.530
I would not go to the city. That stress feels

00:38:08.530 --> 00:38:11.849
immeasurable. Oh, man. Just don't make us remember

00:38:11.849 --> 00:38:14.650
that Andrew Garfield one. I mean, I loved the

00:38:14.650 --> 00:38:17.969
great movie. No, I loved him. No, I'm not. I'm

00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:20.889
the scene. I loved the Andrew Garfield movies.

00:38:20.989 --> 00:38:22.130
I love him. He's one of my favorites. I'm going

00:38:22.130 --> 00:38:24.750
to clip that. He's one of my favorites. I'm saying

00:38:24.750 --> 00:38:32.110
the scene when Gwen. Yeah. Yeah. Very sad. Very,

00:38:32.110 --> 00:38:34.849
very sad. Mm -hmm. Condolences to her family,

00:38:35.010 --> 00:38:38.050
too. Right, right. But no, love all three Spider

00:38:38.050 --> 00:38:42.530
-Mans. Love the Andrew. Yes. Hey, now I got to.

00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:46.639
you know prove my point now you got no no no

00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.400
i know you bad guy no i know you love him don't

00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:53.539
worry i don't think you've ever mentioned a celebrity

00:38:53.539 --> 00:38:58.079
you don't like i'd be curious to know if if you

00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:00.519
even have one because there's something and that

00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:02.920
you know you can't explain it when you just you're

00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:05.400
just like oh i don't like him that's how i feel

00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:07.219
for like you know a bunch of them but it's just

00:39:07.219 --> 00:39:10.659
surface level not not against him but i'm not

00:39:10.659 --> 00:39:14.980
a huge tom cruise fan Yeah, I could see that

00:39:14.980 --> 00:39:20.340
for a few reasons. You guys are similar in stature.

00:39:21.179 --> 00:39:25.679
You think? Height -wise. Yeah, it was kind of

00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:30.320
weird seeing him as Jack Reacher. Yeah, for real.

00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:32.800
Wasn't that role meant for a big dude? Yeah.

00:39:35.150 --> 00:39:37.889
Literally a bigger dude. Yeah. All right, so

00:39:37.889 --> 00:39:39.650
I'm so sorry. So you were talking about trailers

00:39:39.650 --> 00:39:42.389
that dropped, and we went on to things. There's

00:39:42.389 --> 00:39:45.409
only two I knew that dropped, though. Oh, okay.

00:39:45.530 --> 00:39:47.650
Well, shoot. I thought you would have seen the

00:39:47.650 --> 00:39:48.969
Toy Story 5 trailer. I thought we could have

00:39:48.969 --> 00:39:51.590
gotten more to it. Yeah, I guess. Let me guess.

00:39:51.769 --> 00:39:54.789
If I can predict. I really have no idea. So let

00:39:54.789 --> 00:39:56.150
me think. What happened at the end of the fourth

00:39:56.150 --> 00:40:00.570
one? Did they stay living at the effing fair

00:40:00.570 --> 00:40:03.489
or at the circus? Wherever they were? Did they

00:40:03.489 --> 00:40:04.889
stay there? I'm going to be honest. I don't remember.

00:40:06.150 --> 00:40:07.789
I feel like the moral of the story – I've seen

00:40:07.789 --> 00:40:10.170
it one time. I think the end of it, Woody at

00:40:10.170 --> 00:40:12.510
least stayed with little Miss Bo Peep. I think

00:40:12.510 --> 00:40:17.969
at least that. I'm not really sure. Regardless,

00:40:18.190 --> 00:40:20.429
if that – so they're going to find a way to get

00:40:20.429 --> 00:40:22.909
back to – it's ruined if I don't know the previous

00:40:22.909 --> 00:40:27.570
movie. It's old toys versus new toys. It's old

00:40:27.570 --> 00:40:31.449
toys versus electronic toys that use AI and all

00:40:31.449 --> 00:40:35.210
that. I guess you could say. Wow, okay. It's

00:40:35.210 --> 00:40:37.690
going to be like Small Soldiers, hopefully. Yeah.

00:40:38.409 --> 00:40:44.489
That would be cool. That's a movie. I don't know

00:40:44.489 --> 00:40:47.949
our demographic of the listening people, but

00:40:47.949 --> 00:40:50.929
Small Soldiers is a movie. I'm not talking about

00:40:50.929 --> 00:40:54.369
the little green dudes. I'm talking about a movie

00:40:54.369 --> 00:40:56.949
about action figures that went to war with each

00:40:56.949 --> 00:41:00.489
other. Great movie. Yeah, I had it on VHS. It's

00:41:00.489 --> 00:41:02.429
one of my faves. I love that movie. Yeah, it's

00:41:02.429 --> 00:41:04.769
a great movie. I want to show my kids, but I'm

00:41:04.769 --> 00:41:05.889
afraid they're going to take it the wrong way.

00:41:08.070 --> 00:41:11.309
Could they? I did when I was younger. Dude, I

00:41:11.309 --> 00:41:12.869
was so scared of those Barbies when they tied

00:41:12.869 --> 00:41:17.929
that girl down. That was a nightmare. Sorry.

00:41:19.849 --> 00:41:23.570
So new toys? So like smartphones and tablets?

00:41:23.690 --> 00:41:25.150
I don't want to spoil it for you now because

00:41:25.150 --> 00:41:27.300
you need a... Good reaction. I don't want to

00:41:27.300 --> 00:41:30.159
just tell you about it. Oh, yeah. Please don't

00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:34.059
spoil the Toy Story 5 trailer for me. I'll be

00:41:34.059 --> 00:41:37.519
fine. I'm okay. I'm okay on this one. Woody's

00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:45.719
losing his hair. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's losing

00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:49.840
his hair. If he has a crisis, like a mental health

00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:51.880
crisis, because I'm going to be mad. I don't

00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.199
know. I just know he has a bald spot, so he's

00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:57.559
losing his hair. No, I'll be mad. What if he's

00:41:57.559 --> 00:42:00.420
like, I can't believe I'm losing my hair. No

00:42:00.420 --> 00:42:02.119
one should live like this, and he jumps into

00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:05.219
a fire. That's going to be the nightmare. The

00:42:05.219 --> 00:42:10.840
villain of the movie is a sketch pad that's a

00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:16.530
frog. Oh, okay. But it's like a – not really

00:42:16.530 --> 00:42:18.929
a sketch pad, but it's like you can do anything

00:42:18.929 --> 00:42:22.329
on it. Like a PDA type thing? Like an iPad. Let's

00:42:22.329 --> 00:42:24.590
put it that way. Like an iPad. Yeah, like a Nook.

00:42:24.590 --> 00:42:27.030
Maybe a Nook. Yeah, there you go. More of an

00:42:27.030 --> 00:42:30.889
Amazon Kindle type. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's

00:42:30.889 --> 00:42:33.449
pretty much the villain of the movie. Well, I

00:42:33.449 --> 00:42:35.309
can't wait. I personally think they should have

00:42:35.309 --> 00:42:38.289
stopped at three. Not saying four was bad. I

00:42:38.289 --> 00:42:39.829
liked four, but I mean like – Oh, Keanu Reeves

00:42:39.829 --> 00:42:43.079
is returning. Oh, good. Yeah, he was pretty funny

00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:47.699
in the fourth one. Yep. That's good. Tom Hanks

00:42:47.699 --> 00:42:50.099
and Tim Allen, hopefully they're back in full

00:42:50.099 --> 00:42:52.000
swing. They're back in it. There's a few recasts.

00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:55.760
Although I don't know if I'm supposed to be boycotting

00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:58.539
Tom Hanks or if I'm on his side. So if anybody

00:42:58.539 --> 00:43:01.329
out there knows if it's true or not. I've seen

00:43:01.329 --> 00:43:03.849
– the internet is telling me he's affiliated

00:43:03.849 --> 00:43:07.869
with Satanism. I've seen it too. Yeah. If anybody

00:43:07.869 --> 00:43:09.869
could just let me know if I'm allowed to like

00:43:09.869 --> 00:43:13.570
him or if I don't want to, I won't. I just –

00:43:13.570 --> 00:43:17.150
Can we – do we like him for his work at least?

00:43:17.150 --> 00:43:18.730
What do we do? What's our situation here? No,

00:43:18.730 --> 00:43:20.670
we're not allowed to do that no more. We're not

00:43:20.670 --> 00:43:22.650
even allowed to like – we can't separate people

00:43:22.650 --> 00:43:25.329
from their work anymore? Mm -mm. Okay. We've

00:43:25.329 --> 00:43:27.989
done it too many times. That's fair. Because

00:43:27.989 --> 00:43:30.460
that's like saying like, oh. You can draw? Cool.

00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:34.079
Go F a child. It's like, you can't do that. Well,

00:43:34.099 --> 00:43:36.820
of course not. Well, yeah, but like, but they're

00:43:36.820 --> 00:43:39.619
like, but that art was good. That was a really

00:43:39.619 --> 00:43:42.760
good picture. Like, no. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You're

00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:44.500
right. Okay. Yeah. It's like a way to be like

00:43:44.500 --> 00:43:50.400
notoriety versus like, yeah, you know, infamous.

00:43:50.699 --> 00:43:53.260
There you go. I don't know. Well, I mean, should

00:43:53.260 --> 00:43:55.260
we, should we get a little bit more into that?

00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.599
Cause some more stuff came out a little bit here

00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.559
and there. Yeah, let's get a little more into

00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:07.500
it. I mean, people are saying that it's not really

00:44:07.500 --> 00:44:11.059
Selena Gomez right now. Did you see that? Okay,

00:44:11.179 --> 00:44:13.159
I didn't see that, but I saw something about

00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:18.820
her baby being born and her having a baby, and

00:44:18.820 --> 00:44:20.940
then they immediately took it. I don't know.

00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:24.820
Like I said, I don't know. Maybe. I haven't –

00:44:24.820 --> 00:44:26.980
no. So it's not Selena. Although I have noticed

00:44:26.980 --> 00:44:28.739
she's different. So maybe that's what they're

00:44:28.739 --> 00:44:31.639
saying. Selena's name was mentioned in the files

00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:36.579
saying that – in the files they say in an email,

00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:39.019
we're good. We got Selena Gomez. So whatever

00:44:39.019 --> 00:44:41.579
that means is now people think that they killed

00:44:41.579 --> 00:44:45.980
Selena Gomez and we don't have – remember the

00:44:45.980 --> 00:44:47.920
Jamie Foxx theory when Jamie Foxx went through

00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:49.969
that? went through that tragedy, and people are

00:44:49.969 --> 00:44:52.070
saying it's not the real Jamie Foxx right now.

00:44:52.170 --> 00:44:53.929
It's a different Jamie Foxx. Yes, I do remember.

00:44:54.050 --> 00:44:56.389
They do this with everybody now. They're saying

00:44:56.389 --> 00:44:58.550
that Selena Gomez is played by Gina Davis, which

00:44:58.550 --> 00:45:02.849
is kind of messed up. But, yeah. Isn't that an

00:45:02.849 --> 00:45:07.170
older woman? Yeah, that's what I thought. It's

00:45:07.170 --> 00:45:10.050
kind of messed up, if you think about it. People

00:45:10.050 --> 00:45:11.869
are saying it's not really Selena Gomez. The

00:45:11.869 --> 00:45:19.139
girl has lupus, okay? You can't really... Okay,

00:45:19.139 --> 00:45:22.119
they're saying that Gina Davis is Selena Gomez?

00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:24.840
Is playing Selena Gomez right now. Is pretending

00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:27.699
to be Selena Gomez. Have you seen Gina Davis?

00:45:28.019 --> 00:45:32.320
Yes. She's 70 years old. Yeah. Let me see what

00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:34.659
she looks like now, though. That's what I'm saying.

00:45:34.739 --> 00:45:38.079
I don't think it's even close. Listen, it's the

00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:43.039
internet. I don't know. I think it's a far stretch

00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:46.199
with that one, guys. She has lupus. You don't

00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:51.440
think it might be... And they're also saying

00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:53.199
Justin Bieber went on live and confirmed that

00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:56.420
it's not really her. So I don't know. Oh, thank

00:45:56.420 --> 00:46:02.460
God. Okay, that's a good one. I haven't quite

00:46:02.460 --> 00:46:05.559
heard that one. So that's cool. I know why I'm

00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:07.639
hearing ones that you're not. It's because you're

00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:10.500
jumping on the ones that I don't think I've ever

00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:13.980
heard that. The Chuck E. Cheese CEO is in the

00:46:13.980 --> 00:46:16.300
files, and he had to step down because of it.

00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:19.019
Oh, is he really? Yeah, you're doing more file

00:46:19.019 --> 00:46:21.139
research than I thought. He stepped down in it.

00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:22.980
And I don't know if you remember the Wayfair

00:46:22.980 --> 00:46:26.000
theory of when they were talking about that back

00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:29.280
in the day. That one, they're in the files. That's

00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:31.099
the craziest one. Do you remember that theory?

00:46:31.380 --> 00:46:34.670
I do. About a child. But they were naming them

00:46:34.670 --> 00:46:37.269
as furniture. It was used as furniture, like

00:46:37.269 --> 00:46:39.550
shoes and stuff. And the prices were really,

00:46:39.590 --> 00:46:42.269
really high. Yeah. Remember, it was like a couch

00:46:42.269 --> 00:46:44.070
would be like $10 ,000 or something like that.

00:46:44.210 --> 00:46:46.750
And they were named after kids. Yeah, and then

00:46:46.750 --> 00:46:51.889
he bought stuff from Wayfair in the files. Jeffrey

00:46:51.889 --> 00:46:55.090
Epstein, I guess. Someone did. And then they

00:46:55.090 --> 00:46:58.530
said something about it. Yeah. And then what

00:46:58.530 --> 00:47:01.989
about all the school pictures? they apparently

00:47:01.989 --> 00:47:04.570
that's the school the the company that that takes

00:47:04.570 --> 00:47:07.789
school pictures was working with epstein oh no

00:47:07.789 --> 00:47:09.829
i didn't i did i did see that one but i thought

00:47:09.829 --> 00:47:11.530
that there was like a statement about that like

00:47:11.530 --> 00:47:14.190
there was a reason i don't know that but uh just

00:47:14.190 --> 00:47:16.449
imagine wait i mean obviously it wouldn't be

00:47:16.449 --> 00:47:19.489
our time right this was would it be it wouldn't

00:47:19.489 --> 00:47:21.409
be our time like when we were kids it wouldn't

00:47:21.409 --> 00:47:25.510
be our yearbook photos would it i don't know

00:47:25.510 --> 00:47:31.269
they i probably not Imagine how lucky you would

00:47:31.269 --> 00:47:32.829
be to be that kid to actually be called ugly

00:47:32.829 --> 00:47:35.070
for once. Like, ew, I don't want that kid. I'd

00:47:35.070 --> 00:47:37.849
be so happy. I'd be like, yes! Yeah, it would

00:47:37.849 --> 00:47:39.650
be a nice, it would be a good feeling. Right.

00:47:41.630 --> 00:47:45.409
Goofball. That'd be the best feeling to be called

00:47:45.409 --> 00:47:50.590
ugly. It's not to be on FC9. Yeah, I'd be proud

00:47:50.590 --> 00:47:54.710
of that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Of the victims,

00:47:54.929 --> 00:47:58.190
yeah, we'd be grateful. Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay,

00:47:58.269 --> 00:48:00.769
I'm sorry. I'm just giving you a fun, hard time.

00:48:00.849 --> 00:48:04.050
I know. It's still terrible, though. I mean,

00:48:04.050 --> 00:48:06.289
yes. Did you know Pokemon Go had a stop on the

00:48:06.289 --> 00:48:09.070
island? I did. Yeah, I saw that. That's cool.

00:48:09.070 --> 00:48:12.110
And they removed it? Yeah, that kind of sucks,

00:48:12.110 --> 00:48:16.170
but I know a lot about the Pokemon Go hacking.

00:48:16.329 --> 00:48:18.449
Not hacking, but, you know, ghost. You're not

00:48:18.449 --> 00:48:21.159
really there. Yeah, yeah. You know, so I don't

00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:23.119
think that I saw someone saying, I think it was

00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:26.300
like Asmongold's channel, maybe. That's what

00:48:26.300 --> 00:48:30.099
I thought. Yeah. Being like anybody that like

00:48:30.099 --> 00:48:32.199
logged in there would help give out information.

00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:35.059
But if you've ever looked at the Pokemon Go community,

00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:38.000
there's so many people like pretending to be

00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:41.079
places they're not. There's a term for it, but

00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:43.190
yeah. No, I know you could be in Delaware and

00:48:43.190 --> 00:48:46.449
be in Japan. I know all about it. You're like,

00:48:46.510 --> 00:48:49.429
I know all about it. I don't know how to do it,

00:48:49.449 --> 00:48:54.090
though. So I I've never done it. Yeah, I had

00:48:54.090 --> 00:49:00.320
someone teach me, but I never did it. OK. No,

00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:05.360
it's fine. I believe you. I never did it. I'll

00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:07.760
say I tried it and it ruined the experience for

00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:09.940
me completely. I found the game not fun. Yeah,

00:49:10.079 --> 00:49:13.420
it feels weird. I've mentioned it before, but

00:49:13.420 --> 00:49:15.659
just going to Battery Park in Delaware and just

00:49:15.659 --> 00:49:17.980
walking that whole park, just battling gyms and

00:49:17.980 --> 00:49:20.000
catching Pokemon in the parks filled with people.

00:49:20.099 --> 00:49:22.059
It was really cool. Somebody called me a zombie.

00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:24.719
An old guy. I was walking by and an old person

00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:28.550
called me a zombie. Dude, the elderly loved that

00:49:28.550 --> 00:49:31.289
era because they were like, these young people,

00:49:31.369 --> 00:49:35.150
they're crazy. Zombies walking, just looking

00:49:35.150 --> 00:49:39.909
at their phones with all their intelligence and

00:49:39.909 --> 00:49:43.809
smart decision -making. I'm being so real, though.

00:49:43.829 --> 00:49:45.769
I remember that clearly. I was just walking,

00:49:45.849 --> 00:49:48.210
and this old guy was on the bench with his wife,

00:49:48.309 --> 00:49:50.730
and I walked by looking at my phone, catching

00:49:50.730 --> 00:49:52.429
a Pokemon, and he said, dude, it looks like a

00:49:52.429 --> 00:49:57.849
zombie. I was like, what? Me? You're right. I'm

00:49:57.849 --> 00:50:00.829
not ashamed. That's rude. I hope because you

00:50:00.829 --> 00:50:04.030
give a clap back at him. Now he just laughed

00:50:04.030 --> 00:50:09.489
about it. You're so wholesome guy. Yeah. I guess

00:50:09.489 --> 00:50:11.210
zombies are one of the nicer things you could

00:50:11.210 --> 00:50:14.989
say. Yeah. And in the arsenal of what you could

00:50:14.989 --> 00:50:18.670
say about someone. So that's good. Zombie. Yeah.

00:50:19.650 --> 00:50:24.030
Yeah. But I did. I did do a little bit of a deeper

00:50:24.030 --> 00:50:25.909
dive because I've been like, you remember like

00:50:25.909 --> 00:50:29.789
the Pizzagate controversy scandal, right? You

00:50:29.789 --> 00:50:31.670
remember that one? It was around the same time

00:50:31.670 --> 00:50:34.030
as the Wayfair thing. I don't know. Maybe that

00:50:34.030 --> 00:50:36.590
was earlier. I don't remember. Okay. But anyway,

00:50:36.769 --> 00:50:40.849
so I finally learned more about that. And that's

00:50:40.849 --> 00:50:43.909
a, it is really eerie. Have you ever looked into

00:50:43.909 --> 00:50:47.150
the, what all that was about? No, I've only heard

00:50:47.150 --> 00:50:49.269
about it. There's a dude – so that's why I like

00:50:49.269 --> 00:50:52.769
the Clintons, Hillary and Billiam. You know them

00:50:52.769 --> 00:50:56.510
guys? Billiam, yeah. Yeah, Billiam. Hillary is

00:50:56.510 --> 00:50:59.110
someone that worked for her, some really important

00:50:59.110 --> 00:51:00.909
dude. I can't remember his name, but his name

00:51:00.909 --> 00:51:02.809
is John – I don't remember his title, but it's

00:51:02.809 --> 00:51:05.030
John Podesta. I want to say his name because

00:51:05.030 --> 00:51:07.269
if you hear it, I want you to be like this every

00:51:07.269 --> 00:51:10.210
time you hear Podesta because he's just weird.

00:51:10.289 --> 00:51:11.570
The way they're talking, they're just like –

00:51:11.570 --> 00:51:13.159
I mean it sounds like a name, yeah. It's just

00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:15.320
like all that food code. Someone sent an email

00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:17.900
and they were like, hey, I think I found something

00:51:17.900 --> 00:51:22.000
at the party that was maybe pizza related. We

00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:24.179
found a map at the party that was pizza related.

00:51:24.500 --> 00:51:28.019
This is kind of where it all came from. And she

00:51:28.019 --> 00:51:30.260
was like, they sent another message and were

00:51:30.260 --> 00:51:33.159
like, oh, and you also forgot your, we don't

00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:34.880
know if this is your handkerchief, your black

00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.800
and white one. Something like that. I know that

00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:40.440
I'm butchering it. No, no, I'm understanding,

00:51:40.699 --> 00:51:44.360
yeah. And apparently there's a list of codes

00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:47.480
for sexual desires based off of handkerchief

00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:51.280
colors. And that color coordinates with liking

00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:56.440
young. Liking them young. Yeah, that's creepy.

00:51:56.760 --> 00:52:01.380
Yeah. So yeah, that's a weird rabbit hole, but

00:52:01.380 --> 00:52:03.860
it just feels so relevant right now with all

00:52:03.860 --> 00:52:06.599
this stuff. Because the food being used as code

00:52:06.599 --> 00:52:10.070
words, like saying things like... Oh, another

00:52:10.070 --> 00:52:12.110
one's like, I'm going to play dominoes on your

00:52:12.110 --> 00:52:14.449
pizza or something like that on my pizza. I don't

00:52:14.449 --> 00:52:17.250
know. So do you think I should play dominoes

00:52:17.250 --> 00:52:23.389
on my cheese pizza? Yeah. I don't know. I don't

00:52:23.389 --> 00:52:25.469
know. But look it up, anybody, if you even have

00:52:25.469 --> 00:52:28.550
a slight interest or disgust in what I'm saying.

00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:31.460
It's just really weird to see it and then see

00:52:31.460 --> 00:52:34.000
the stuff now. It feels all connected. It just

00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.119
feels all connected. That's how I felt about

00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:38.519
Wayfair, like you were saying. Hearing all that

00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:40.360
a long time ago and now hearing it now, it's

00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:42.619
just like, oh yeah, that did happen. It's like

00:52:42.619 --> 00:52:45.340
we're in the last season of Dexter. You know

00:52:45.340 --> 00:52:49.099
what I mean? There's these little callbacks and

00:52:49.099 --> 00:52:51.360
everyone's just like, oh, that was him early

00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:55.179
on. It's like everything slowly feels connected.

00:52:56.879 --> 00:52:59.960
But, I mean, that's really all I kind of saw

00:52:59.960 --> 00:53:01.920
recently. I don't know if you saw anything else

00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:05.000
on it. But I don't think so. No, but I do have

00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:06.960
to do a quick correction. When I say the last

00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:09.460
season of Dexter, I don't mean the reboots. I

00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:12.019
get what you mean. I mean the season, what, seven

00:53:12.019 --> 00:53:16.300
or eight of the former when they ended it. Mm

00:53:16.300 --> 00:53:20.289
-hmm. Cool. Just making that clear. I got you.

00:53:20.349 --> 00:53:23.170
You've talked about it before. You've had to

00:53:23.170 --> 00:53:24.769
clear the difference on them before, I remember.

00:53:25.329 --> 00:53:32.590
Okay, just making sure. I mean, yeah, that's

00:53:32.590 --> 00:53:35.550
all I know from the Epstein files, but have you?

00:53:36.989 --> 00:53:39.530
I gotta ask, do you keep getting all those AI

00:53:39.530 --> 00:53:43.650
life hack videos? It's like a random... What

00:53:43.650 --> 00:53:47.599
platform? whatever facebook tiktok instagram

00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:50.960
it's like i don't go on any of those i only go

00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:56.800
on uh twitter and tiktok maybe okay so it's like

00:53:56.800 --> 00:53:58.880
it's like you'll get like a random video of like

00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:02.219
a fruit or like a pill or of a body part and

00:54:02.219 --> 00:54:07.079
then and it'll be okay but it's like life instructions

00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:11.400
but it's like ai and it's like it's like uh i'm

00:54:11.400 --> 00:54:13.179
your mouth don't put this in your mouth don't

00:54:13.179 --> 00:54:17.730
put this yeah yeah you're like a good voice actor

00:54:17.730 --> 00:54:20.090
for that that would be good really he sounded

00:54:20.090 --> 00:54:22.210
kind of like yeah do it do another one uh do

00:54:22.210 --> 00:54:25.000
the one i saw which was like um It was like,

00:54:25.019 --> 00:54:28.500
I'm your sponge. If you're going to keep me in

00:54:28.500 --> 00:54:31.739
your sink, make sure you clean me. That's what

00:54:31.739 --> 00:54:33.139
I'm talking about. This is the video I'm talking

00:54:33.139 --> 00:54:36.159
about. Or I'm going to grow bacteria and get

00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:39.440
inside your intestine. They're good. They're

00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:43.519
educational. School is about to be entirely replaced

00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:50.460
with AI TikTok funny adverts. They're all yelling

00:54:50.460 --> 00:54:53.760
at us too. Why are you yelling at me? yeah it

00:54:53.760 --> 00:54:55.440
is funny it's like i we're here quoting them

00:54:55.440 --> 00:54:57.039
but i don't think i can quote them with accuracy

00:54:57.039 --> 00:55:00.480
for the information to help me you know what

00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:04.380
i mean yeah it's like i'm your liver don't and

00:55:04.380 --> 00:55:07.659
i'm like don't what i don't remember yeah i can

00:55:07.659 --> 00:55:10.840
fill in everything else yeah but it'll also be

00:55:10.840 --> 00:55:12.320
like stuff that's so simple would be like drink

00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:15.320
water or something i'm like okay oh yeah yeah

00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:18.670
thank you okay cool I wonder if that's from one

00:55:18.670 --> 00:55:20.969
account or if one person did it and now everyone's

00:55:20.969 --> 00:55:22.409
just a trend of just adding their own. I feel

00:55:22.409 --> 00:55:25.230
like everybody's doing it. And how long do we

00:55:25.230 --> 00:55:27.710
have before someone just puts false information

00:55:27.710 --> 00:55:29.889
in these things? I'm sure it's already happening.

00:55:30.070 --> 00:55:33.429
Remember, I'm your tire. Make sure before the

00:55:33.429 --> 00:55:37.210
night, nail some holes in me for traction in

00:55:37.210 --> 00:55:41.230
the snow. You know what I mean? That's like my

00:55:41.230 --> 00:55:43.210
favorite type of thread where they're like, make

00:55:43.210 --> 00:55:45.429
sure you boil water the night before so you can

00:55:45.429 --> 00:55:48.460
pour it on your windshield. I've seen actual

00:55:48.460 --> 00:55:52.219
videos of people doing that. Yeah. Bring your

00:55:52.219 --> 00:55:54.639
boiled water from the night before. That'd be

00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:58.360
funny. We can make those ourselves. We'll figure

00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:03.440
it out. We'll figure it out. I try to think if

00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:05.019
there's any more of them. Although, let me just

00:56:05.019 --> 00:56:07.960
say, I am against AI. I'm still against it, but

00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:11.630
I'm in a way. Are you segwaying? Are you doing

00:56:11.630 --> 00:56:15.849
a segue? Look, I'm just saying I'm all for AI

00:56:15.849 --> 00:56:18.710
when it's used for fun. If it's used for fun,

00:56:18.809 --> 00:56:21.170
I love it, right? It's cool. But if you're going

00:56:21.170 --> 00:56:22.949
to use it for profit and you're going to sell

00:56:22.949 --> 00:56:24.909
or you're going to buy something with AI, I'm

00:56:24.909 --> 00:56:30.010
not for that. Support real people. Get it, man.

00:56:31.150 --> 00:56:33.309
That was really good. That's all I'm saying.

00:56:34.329 --> 00:56:38.250
That's all I'm saying. Don't use money with AI.

00:56:38.429 --> 00:56:46.280
Use fun. Oh, yeah, that's good. Very nice. The

00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:47.920
reason why I mentioned Segway, because I think

00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:53.719
it might be a good time to mention a song, a

00:56:53.719 --> 00:57:00.619
musical number that was produced. So we've been

00:57:00.619 --> 00:57:03.360
messing around with some ideas. We've been messing

00:57:03.360 --> 00:57:06.760
around with some ideas. We want to spice up the

00:57:06.760 --> 00:57:08.599
podcast a little bit. We want to do a little...

00:57:08.989 --> 00:57:11.869
intro some intro music some outro music and possibly

00:57:11.869 --> 00:57:15.989
a little video uh because we never talked about

00:57:15.989 --> 00:57:19.309
that well we're gonna have a video we gotta we

00:57:19.309 --> 00:57:22.710
gotta have it for our uh our youtube watchers

00:57:23.230 --> 00:57:24.389
Oh, I thought you meant we were going to, like,

00:57:24.389 --> 00:57:26.449
film a music video or something. No, no, no,

00:57:26.510 --> 00:57:28.349
no. I was just saying we're going to have something

00:57:28.349 --> 00:57:31.809
made. Oh, okay. But, no, we've been running into

00:57:31.809 --> 00:57:34.289
some ideas, and we came up with some stuff, and

00:57:34.289 --> 00:57:38.110
it's pretty catchy. But it is AI, so we are kind

00:57:38.110 --> 00:57:40.530
of, like, we might, but we might not. I don't

00:57:40.530 --> 00:57:44.150
know. We're just. We're not. Yeah, we're not,

00:57:44.309 --> 00:57:47.389
but we're just using it. Look, my reason is not

00:57:47.389 --> 00:57:51.130
because I'm against it. Right. Which I am. But,

00:57:51.269 --> 00:57:52.869
like, wouldn't you rather just hear something

00:57:52.869 --> 00:57:56.269
we made anyway? Exactly. It's better that way.

00:57:56.809 --> 00:57:59.190
Or we paid a real person to do it. Yeah, that's

00:57:59.190 --> 00:58:01.809
what I'm saying. Let's support somebody that's

00:58:01.809 --> 00:58:05.429
real. And let's, you know, help them out. They

00:58:05.429 --> 00:58:07.929
help us out. And it's just, you know, it's good

00:58:07.929 --> 00:58:10.090
heart. But, no, we were just using it as, like,

00:58:10.110 --> 00:58:12.329
wait, this could sound good if we used this,

00:58:12.389 --> 00:58:15.630
like, as an example, as a reference. That's all.

00:58:15.769 --> 00:58:18.690
We're not actually going to use AI. Yeah. We're

00:58:18.690 --> 00:58:24.530
going to. Copy AI. We're going to do what they

00:58:24.530 --> 00:58:27.570
do to us. We're turning the tables. We're turning

00:58:27.570 --> 00:58:30.510
the tables. We're going to take everything that

00:58:30.510 --> 00:58:32.690
they stole and we're going to steal it from them,

00:58:32.829 --> 00:58:35.610
making us steal from the actual original people,

00:58:35.829 --> 00:58:38.989
but it still feels like there's more mad respect

00:58:38.989 --> 00:58:43.710
this way. Right, right. But yeah, just know in

00:58:43.710 --> 00:58:46.510
future episodes there will soon be an intro and

00:58:46.510 --> 00:58:48.840
outro, some music. A little video. All that good

00:58:48.840 --> 00:58:52.019
stuff. I think I accidentally just defended plagiarism.

00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:58.460
Never mind. You know what I mean? Never mind.

00:58:58.719 --> 00:59:01.760
You're fine. You're fine. We're very hesitant.

00:59:02.019 --> 00:59:04.239
Just know if I've ever used AI, it's always just

00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:06.159
been for fun. I don't pay for it or I don't use

00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:10.619
it. What was there saying? AI for fun. Yeah.

00:59:11.239 --> 00:59:13.619
AI is for fun, not for buying. Not for profit.

00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:16.780
There you go. I'm going to get that tattooed

00:59:16.780 --> 00:59:19.679
on my chest. I mean, it would work in this day

00:59:19.679 --> 00:59:22.119
and age. People would know what it meant. That

00:59:22.119 --> 00:59:25.599
would be a way to get an instant following, I

00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:29.980
feel like. The guy that tattooed that quote.

00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:34.420
You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like a small

00:59:34.420 --> 00:59:37.360
little investment into your social media. So

00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.440
there's a little tip out there for anyone wanting

00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:44.449
to make it big. There you go. Yeah. But that's

00:59:44.449 --> 00:59:49.630
episode 71. That's right. Wait, hold up, hold

00:59:49.630 --> 00:59:52.510
up, hold up now. Hold on. Oh, okay, okay. I got

00:59:52.510 --> 00:59:59.090
a little situation right now because are you

00:59:59.090 --> 01:00:01.190
seeing a little video of a little cute little

01:00:01.190 --> 01:00:07.170
monkey? Yes, I am. And he's adorable. He is adorable.

01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:11.280
And okay, I did see a little bit of this both

01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:14.460
sides. So explain it. What's happening? Monkey's

01:00:14.460 --> 01:00:17.179
getting thrown, right? Punch the monkey. A baby

01:00:17.179 --> 01:00:21.000
monkey. He was abandoned by his mother. His name

01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:24.039
is Punch? His name is Punch. Okay. Leading with

01:00:24.039 --> 01:00:28.780
that made me think. His mother wants nothing

01:00:28.780 --> 01:00:32.920
to do with him. So she abandoned him. and none

01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:35.340
of the other monkeys want anything to do with

01:00:35.340 --> 01:00:37.340
him. And they're all bullying him. They're all

01:00:37.340 --> 01:00:39.940
throwing him around and all that stuff. So the

01:00:39.940 --> 01:00:42.260
people at the zoo, they gave him a little IKEA

01:00:42.260 --> 01:00:47.440
monkey, which he claims as a mother, and he hugs

01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:49.400
it every chance he gets. Every time he gets bullied,

01:00:49.500 --> 01:00:51.440
he runs back to that. He runs back to the little

01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:54.920
monkey. And I just want to say, Punch, you are

01:00:54.920 --> 01:00:56.340
the cutest little thing in the world, and I would

01:00:56.340 --> 01:00:58.340
adopt you if I could, and I am on your side.

01:00:58.500 --> 01:01:00.929
You don't know me, but I am on your side. I got

01:01:00.929 --> 01:01:05.550
your back. I am wearing an Albea Sanctuary sweatshirt,

01:01:05.570 --> 01:01:09.670
by the way. And I got your back. Yeah. Dude,

01:01:09.769 --> 01:01:12.510
what a reveal. Wow. I wish you had another shirt.

01:01:13.389 --> 01:01:16.010
That would have been really cool. The shirt I

01:01:16.010 --> 01:01:20.139
have under this is a lion. And then you're like,

01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:24.059
and then the tank top under that. But no, I mean,

01:01:24.099 --> 01:01:26.059
I just remembered I was wearing an obvious sanctuary

01:01:26.059 --> 01:01:27.639
hoodie. That's why I said that. No, that was

01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:30.239
like, no, that's perfect. And you should be like,

01:01:30.260 --> 01:01:33.940
and we're donating. That's what it feels like.

01:01:33.980 --> 01:01:38.119
I'm just kidding. But no, I saw that and, you

01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:41.619
know, it's sad, but I hope everything works out

01:01:41.619 --> 01:01:45.059
for the little guy. Well, I saw that too. And

01:01:45.059 --> 01:01:48.199
I was, my thoughts are right there with you.

01:01:48.440 --> 01:01:51.079
My God, it looks so sad. But didn't I, I think

01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:54.480
I've seen that also, isn't that normal behavior?

01:01:54.900 --> 01:01:57.699
I've seen the other side of this. I've seen other

01:01:57.699 --> 01:02:01.360
people. Yeah. Okay. That's what I saw. I think.

01:02:01.360 --> 01:02:05.079
Yeah. Okay. So, so is this one of the situations

01:02:05.079 --> 01:02:07.639
where maybe we shouldn't feel sad? Like, is this

01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:10.980
normal? Do we not know? Cause maybe our caring

01:02:10.980 --> 01:02:15.860
about this would affect the situation more. Hence

01:02:15.860 --> 01:02:19.659
the doll. The doll even being introduced. Because

01:02:19.659 --> 01:02:23.800
we cared. We did exactly what they're trying

01:02:23.800 --> 01:02:27.980
not to do in Star Trek. You know what I mean?

01:02:28.679 --> 01:02:32.400
Interfere with a civilization. We're interfering

01:02:32.400 --> 01:02:37.199
with nature. Right. Apparently the zoo people

01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:40.900
said they eventually want... They're hoping that

01:02:40.900 --> 01:02:44.230
Punch does... you know, get away from the doll

01:02:44.230 --> 01:02:45.750
and actually, like, start hanging out with the

01:02:45.750 --> 01:02:47.929
other monkeys once they accept it. But I did

01:02:47.929 --> 01:02:50.670
see one of the mother monkeys hugging it, so

01:02:50.670 --> 01:02:52.789
it did get accepted in the one. So that's good.

01:02:52.869 --> 01:02:55.510
That's good to see. Yeah, that's a good positive

01:02:55.510 --> 01:02:58.070
thing. I haven't seen that. Yeah. I've only briefly

01:02:58.070 --> 01:03:00.050
caught up on this thing. I don't know much about

01:03:00.050 --> 01:03:03.150
it. Look, man, I'm just getting on his good side

01:03:03.150 --> 01:03:05.550
before it turns into Planet of the Apes. Punch,

01:03:05.630 --> 01:03:07.769
I will be your James Franco. I will be your James

01:03:07.769 --> 01:03:13.340
Franco. Listen to him. We will be. I'll be Dave.

01:03:13.559 --> 01:03:17.480
I'll be Dave. I'll be Dave Frank. I'll be the

01:03:17.480 --> 01:03:23.639
brother. That's a good idea. Get in now. Before

01:03:23.639 --> 01:03:25.059
you think of the world, just know we are on your

01:03:25.059 --> 01:03:27.260
side. It's like we're all sitting here concerned

01:03:27.260 --> 01:03:31.000
with robots taking over the world. Really? They're

01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:33.699
right on their – yeah, those ones, we gave them

01:03:33.699 --> 01:03:36.360
rules not to take over the world. The gorillas

01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:38.760
and apes and monkeys, they're ready. Yeah, they

01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:41.559
are. They really are. They're still ready. Listen,

01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:43.320
I know James Franco was only in the first one,

01:03:43.380 --> 01:03:45.199
and then he had a little brief cameo as a video

01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:46.920
in the second one, but I will be in every single

01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:53.079
movie, okay? Like if there's a remake? No, I'm

01:03:53.079 --> 01:03:54.539
just saying in real life, like I will be there

01:03:54.539 --> 01:03:57.619
forever and not just one time. Oh, I thought

01:03:57.619 --> 01:03:59.000
you meant you were going to be in the movies.

01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:01.300
No, no, no. I'm just – I'm referencing like –

01:04:01.300 --> 01:04:03.179
because James Franco's character doesn't appear

01:04:03.179 --> 01:04:06.480
in the movies anymore. But you know what I mean.

01:04:06.719 --> 01:04:09.059
Understandably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, I –

01:04:09.059 --> 01:04:13.179
yeah, poor little Punch. Hope everything works

01:04:13.179 --> 01:04:16.780
out for him. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Prayers.

01:04:17.260 --> 01:04:23.559
Yes. But – and before we do go, I – I saw that

01:04:23.559 --> 01:04:26.300
Animal Crossing is doing an aquarium tour. I

01:04:26.300 --> 01:04:29.500
don't know if you saw that. Oh, another one?

01:04:29.820 --> 01:04:33.099
Yeah, they're doing another one. But this one

01:04:33.099 --> 01:04:36.219
is like, they're doing different ones for like

01:04:36.219 --> 01:04:38.820
a whole month. Are these like the pop -up ones

01:04:38.820 --> 01:04:41.420
where they go to an existing place and they're

01:04:41.420 --> 01:04:44.519
like, I'll put up some cardboard over here. And

01:04:44.519 --> 01:04:46.699
then they have meet and greet characters? Yeah,

01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:49.699
we call this, this is called a cash grab. It

01:04:49.699 --> 01:04:52.179
is. I was going to tell you they're doing one

01:04:52.179 --> 01:04:54.800
in Texas soon. You're so sweet. I mean, I'll

01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:57.139
still get excited for it. I was going to say

01:04:57.139 --> 01:05:00.260
you should take your kids. Yeah, I'm wrong for

01:05:00.260 --> 01:05:02.139
thinking that. It just makes me mad that it's

01:05:02.139 --> 01:05:05.179
not bigger than, because it feels like I want

01:05:05.179 --> 01:05:09.139
a real, like, traveling Animal Crossing. Well,

01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:11.159
apparently they play music throughout, like,

01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:13.199
Animal Crossing music throughout the whole aquarium.

01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:15.360
Well, that would be cute. That is cute. Yeah,

01:05:16.199 --> 01:05:18.980
I would like to do it. I just. I might do it

01:05:18.980 --> 01:05:20.480
when it hits New Jersey, but it's a two and a

01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:23.659
half hour drive. It's going to be an increase

01:05:23.659 --> 01:05:27.840
in price. I just know it. Possibly. I just know

01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:31.079
it. Yeah, of course you guys could do this. We

01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:33.340
want to recreate childhood memories. Do you have

01:05:33.340 --> 01:05:39.900
$70? Yeah. No, no, I don't. That doesn't even,

01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:42.199
that doesn't even factor in if we're hungry.

01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:45.239
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point too. Yeah. If

01:05:45.239 --> 01:05:48.440
we're hungry, that turns into like a $150 day.

01:05:49.179 --> 01:05:52.219
Yeah. It's like, Oh, you want to, you want to

01:05:52.219 --> 01:05:54.639
pet the stingrays? There's extra money. Yeah.

01:05:54.980 --> 01:05:56.960
Yeah. And don't worry. We're going to let all

01:05:56.960 --> 01:06:00.119
the kids that did pay to pet the stingrays be

01:06:00.119 --> 01:06:05.579
right next to you, but you can't like, That sucks.

01:06:05.900 --> 01:06:08.460
Of course I have to. Yeah. Oh, like I'm going

01:06:08.460 --> 01:06:10.860
to tell it by kids. They can't feed the giraffes.

01:06:11.940 --> 01:06:15.559
Right. Like, and then like, oh, of course I'm

01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:17.980
going to let you, you know, I haven't done it

01:06:17.980 --> 01:06:23.099
actually. Now I feel bad, but anyway, if you,

01:06:23.099 --> 01:06:25.480
if you do, I want to flamblog of you going to,

01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:28.480
uh, the aquarium. I'm like, you know, if I, if

01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:30.099
I go, if I go to the one in Jersey, I'll vlog

01:06:30.099 --> 01:06:33.500
it. How's that? I'm going to try to go to whatever

01:06:33.500 --> 01:06:37.650
one's near me. And then we can compare. Let me

01:06:37.650 --> 01:06:41.989
see which one's near you. Please be San Antonio.

01:06:43.329 --> 01:06:47.849
Animal Crossing. I want to start typing, but

01:06:47.849 --> 01:06:49.710
I don't want to do the same thing as you because

01:06:49.710 --> 01:06:51.590
it's just like, what's the point if you're already

01:06:51.590 --> 01:06:57.309
doing it? It's on the Nintendo website. It's

01:06:57.309 --> 01:07:00.940
on Orlando right now. I should do it. First,

01:07:01.059 --> 01:07:02.340
it's going to be in Grapevine. I don't know how

01:07:02.340 --> 01:07:03.900
close you are to Grapevine, but it's going to

01:07:03.900 --> 01:07:06.860
be in Grapevine from February 21st to May 25th.

01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:09.539
And then it's going to be over by me near Jersey

01:07:09.539 --> 01:07:12.920
from April 2nd to June 21st. And then it goes

01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:16.559
back to you from July 30th to October 10th in

01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:20.760
San Antonio. Wow. Okay. So you got until July.

01:07:21.780 --> 01:07:27.570
Okay. I can hopefully pull that off. That sounds

01:07:27.570 --> 01:07:29.389
great. If I want to go during the meet and greet

01:07:29.389 --> 01:07:32.230
time. If I'm vlogging, I want to get Tom Nook

01:07:32.230 --> 01:07:36.110
in my thing. I would love to see him. I'm going

01:07:36.110 --> 01:07:41.909
to tear him up. I'm going to give him a dialogue

01:07:41.909 --> 01:07:47.650
he can't skip. He is going to be ticked. I'm

01:07:47.650 --> 01:07:53.170
going to start talking to him like that. what

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i'll do is i'm gonna talk like that but i mean

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i have it all written out on like a cardboard

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and every time i uh like i finish the sentence

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i'm gonna do the new cardboard yeah man that

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keeps getting more elaborate now you're having

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a bad day because you got to carry that that's

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crazy yeah that's a good point yeah okay maybe

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maybe little pieces of paper and then i can just

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put them in my pocket and unfold them yeah there's

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a threshold But, yeah, I think that pretty much

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covers what happened this week. Yeah, it's been

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a good week. You got anything else before we

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go? I do not, but this has been great. It has

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been great. Everybody, I hope everyone's had

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a good episode 71. Look forward to episode 72,

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hopefully next week. Yeah. And this has been

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DJ DubC and Flemoxicillin, and we will see

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you guys for episode 72.