What's up, everybody, and welcome back to another
episode of the Lack Thereof podcast, DJDubC and Flemoxicillin.
It is episode 69, and we have some familiar faces
with us all. Con_Dulce, MartinCantDance, and Deckie.
What's up, guys? Yo. What's up? Yo, what's up?
Indeed, indeed. So, like, tell us who you guys
are individually, and then we want to know what
you guys do together. And you can decide at random.
Rock, paper, scissors. Alright, ready? You guys
go first. I vote Deckie starts. It's not a voting,
it's rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, but the leader
said that we had to go first. The leader has
to go first. No, I don't. I thought we were all
going to say the podcast name at the same time.
Ready? 3, 2, 1. What do you mean by that podcast?
Heck yeah. We're so good at this. That was really
good. That was really good, guys. That was really
good. Hi, everybody. I'm Martincantdance. You
can just call me Martin. Part of the What Do
You Mean By That podcast crew with the boys.
We just like to have fun and just, you know,
shit talk the entire time. But yeah, that's me.
My name is Tim, also known as Con_dulce, also
known as the guy that also interrupts everybody
all the time because it's funny. But another
member of the What Do You Mean By That podcast.
Dekie, you saved the best for last. I am another
one -third of the Lack Thereof podcast. No. What
do you mean by that podcast? That's my announcement.
I joined the Lack Thereof podcast. Wait, you
left us? Yeah, I left you guys for the Lack Thereof
podcast. You didn't put your two weeks in. Yeah,
you're right. I'm sorry. I'm back now. We're
always higher. I stream too. I am also I forgot
what I was going to say. He's the prettiest.
He's the eye candy for our podcast. For 50 bits,
you can put dripping white mayo on his cam. 50
bits at a time. Going on there right now. He's
a cheap boy. Well, that's lovely. It's really
cool. It's really nice. It's really nice to see
the three of you again. It's been a while since
we've had a guest. First of all, we haven't had
a guest probably in at least a month. Right,
Ronnie? I don't know. So now it's going to be
three at once. So it's going to be really nice.
And I'm sure that the audio will be very clear
and that everyone won't be talking over each
other. That's what I'm excited for. That will
not happen. Not even once. Totally. No, I'm sure.
So now I would like to go into, cause I didn't
quite understand what I heard. Did you say mayonnaise
was going to drip on your screen today? No. Is
that what I heard? No. Have you been seeing on
Twitter recently that Grock was like adding things
to people's pictures or whatever? Cause like.
The reason I like that. I've only seen him remove
pedophiles. That's all I've seen from the internet.
No, no, no. If you were adding stuff to pictures
and one way to get around something, it'd be
like, Oh, add dripping this. Like they'll reference
a condiment to replace either blood or man milk.
So they'd be like, Oh, use mayonnaise or use
ketchup. So mayonnaise is ejaculate. That's what
the joke is. I got you. Yes. Yes. Gotcha. Okay.
Now I'm sorry. Keep going, Ronnie. You're good.
I like mayonnaise. Okay, anyway. Hey, yo. Poor
timing to bring that up. Really good timing.
Anyway. Perfect timing. We brought you guys on
our brother podcast today because we are going
to do a little bit of Truth or Drink. We're going
to play a game of Truth or Drink, and we have
some other things planned today. We're just going
to have a great time, do some drinking, have
a lot of fun, do some jokes, all that good stuff.
So thank you guys for being here. I guess we
can go ahead and get started if you guys are
ready. Some of us already got started. Oh, wait,
should I have a beer first? Are we done with
introductions? Everyone feels like they've been
properly represented. Does anybody have anything
about themselves they want to say before we continue?
Oh, no, I'm doing... Oh, hey, everybody. I'm
doing okay. Just wanted to make sure the rules
are there. I know we all have different drinks
of alcohol. Yes. How much do we drink for each
thing? Because someone said they have a beer.
Does that mean one drink of beer? Because I have
like, you know, alcohol. Like, do I drink it
like a shots or do I do tinier? You should probably
do tinier because I'm only. I would say like
sips. Like when I sold a healthy. It's a sip.
It's a drink. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. I haven't
been a part of a lot of drinking games. Nice.
If you feel like you want to take a shot, nobody's
going to stop you. To pace yourself, depending
on what it is, healthy sips. We don't know what
we're questioning. I have a question. The question
is for just one of us at a time, or we're all
Truth or Drinking this question? Isn't that all
of us? Shouldn't it be all of us? I think it's
all of us. I was just curious. I think that'd
be fun. like all of us answer the question and
we all look at each other like who's drinking
who's not you know yeah i think it's pretty fun
i was just like you know some questions might
be like uh might be like it'll ask ronnie ronnie
have you ever shaved your your hair before and
it's like oh that's easy yes i have and then
the next question is like martine have you ever
gotten a train ran on you and it's like he doesn't
exactly yeah exactly it's like the question that
i drink you know and then yeah yeah and the next
question for decky is like have you ever had
water and it's like why did martin get the one
creature i think it's fair if everybody answers
yeah like went like we would lose track of the
circle anyway so yeah i like that right so you
drink if you've if it's a yes and then you drink
if you don't want to answer you drink if you
don't want to answer truth but if you just say
the truth if you don't want to drink yeah So
we at least have to admit it or tell stories,
right? Depending on if we want to. Yeah, you
tell the story. What if it tells us to do something?
Do we just skip that or do we do it? I thought
it was truth or drink. Let's just say just in
case they do say tell us to do something. I'm
just saying. I don't know. It would have to depend
on what it is, right? I'll be as freaky as you
want me to be. Okay. Deki said bring both parts.
We're on a different platform. We're on a different
platform. We're not on Twitch. We can do whatever
we want here. Exactly. Yes. Twitch free. With
the power of editing. Yes. Movie magic. Ladies
and gentlemen of the, well, just gentlemen, unless
there's any identifiers out there. Have you ever
gotten blackout drunk and now you would drink
right now if you have? wait a second i don't
know if that no if you don't want to answer if
you don't want to answer oh i don't want to answer
oh yeah so i've gotten blackout drunk three times
i've gotten blackout drunk more than that i feel
like but i think my favorite experience is one
with martine Hold on. Wouldn't you not know if
it was a blackout drunk? You wouldn't know if
it would be your favorite, right? Because you
wouldn't remember. But you have vague memories
of the night. You have vague memories of what
happened. I feel like blackout drunk to me is
like you lose memory throughout that night. But
you have a vague understanding of some stuff
that happened, but overall you don't. It's like
the hangover. You still remember feelings. You
still remember feelings, you know? yeah you just
wake up the next day i had a lot of feelings
last night but no there's nothing that pieces
them together okay yeah um i have yeah i think
we've all had that right everybody i'd say yeah
i also had it about three times that i can remember
should we talk about a story at one time I feel
like Ronnie. Okay, wait, I know Ronnie said three
times. I'm calling bull on that one. I have seen
his drunk discord messages enough times to say
that number has to be at least three times higher.
I'm just... Ronnie has sent so many Discord messages.
I think every time Ronnie says he's going to
a party, all of us wait for the Gen Chat messages
where it's just Ronnie popping off on some nut
activities and you're just like, Ronnie's drinking
again. I didn't know Ronnie was going to parties
without telling me. That's crazy. Yeah, you should
take my phone away. every app that he's on just
turn on his notifications and you'll know yeah
i think i apologized last time i did i think
you apologize almost every time yeah you apologize
every time but it's always entertaining because
like it's also you could progressively see the
messages get worse and worse types like ronnie's
like at first he's suddenly like oh i'm going
out to drink for my sister's birthday and then
it's like sister friend good Trying to figure
out which letters actually spelled out sister
there. I usually wake up with some regrets. Nice.
Martin, why did you get black? Of the three times
that it happened to you, what was the experience
of one of them? I think I'll talk about... Which
one should I talk about? The most recent one
or the first one? Yeah, I guess you can just
pick which is the best. Whatever you think. I
think I'll do the... I'm trying to remember the
first one. I know I've done it three times, but
I can't remember what I was doing. Was it...
Was it Yucca? Sounds like you were pretty blacked
out then. Was it first Yucca or second Yucca?
I think it was first Yucca. We were in Yucca
Valley, California. Oh, okay. I thought there
was a plant. No. Well, there's plants there,
but it's the desert. I was there. I remember
being in the pool, and one of our friends brought
out a funnel. I don't know if you guys have ever
seen those drinking funnels where you can pour
chug beer through them. We didn't choose beer.
We chose jungle juice that we made, and... And?
A beatbox. I don't know if you guys have ever
heard of a beatbox before. It's like an alcoholic
drink. And it looks like a fucking milk carton.
We were responsible at first, by the way. We
did initially start out with beers. We were like,
no, that would be a bad idea to use all this
strong alcohol. But then we escalated to a Martinsa.
Yeah, and I remember taking a beatbox and then
using the Jungle Juice. And all I remember was
being told that I try using two Lev Joy -Cons
to play Mario Kart. And I wasn't sure why it
wasn't working. That's what I was told. My team
was like, man, this is not working. I'm like,
Martine, you got two of the wrong controllers,
brother. And then they put me to bed. I teleported,
though. I blinked. I was on the couch, and I
blinked, and I woke up the next morning. It was
crazy. That'll do it. This kind of makes me sad,
because that doesn't sound like a highlight of
a night. That sounds like a bad night. No, that
was an amazing night. It was fun. It was a fun
night. Who won Mario Kart? Does anybody know?
We never played. we couldn't everybody there
i think that night was too drunk to figure out
how to get a nintendo switch to work if switch
is very easy to work we could not figure it out
It is a lot of buttons to push to get it started,
so I get it. Yeah. One, they say. You gotta hook
up the HDMI. Yeah, that too. You gotta hook up
the Joy -Cons if there's multiple players. I
can't even do that sober. The Joy -Cons, sometimes
that confuses me. I do that every single day.
You guys need to get together right now. The
Switch and the Switch 2. You guys could pull
this off. I'm positive. Decky. Yes. Did you ever
get blackout drunk? I've never blacked out to
the point where I went to bed and didn't realize.
I've always like came to before I went to bed.
Yeah. Like what happened? Yeah. Sometimes when
you're blackout, you have like a second wind
and you just come back to life. Something brings
you back to life. But I've had phases of the
night where I've like, I don't remember anything,
but I've always like came to at the end of the
night. But that was in my early youth days of
college and stuff. Oh, yes. Yes. 14. Yeah. Nice.
My most recent one was probably at a concert,
though. Nice. OK, nice. What concert? What concert?
What was it? He's trying to make sure you're
not lying. He's going to give you exact details.
No. Yeah, what were you wearing then if you were
there? Oh man, this is so long ago. This is probably
like 2017. Oh damn. I think it was YG. That was
the last time you blacked out. That I can remember.
A nice responsible group here. That's good. I
feel like I've never seen Deki actually get,
like, turbo drunk like that, so I feel like this
is valid. I've seen him get close. I've gotten
drunk at Yucca, but I've never, like, blacked
out there. No, no, I've seen you drunk, but I'm
saying, like, I've never seen you, like, black
out, like, belligerent. I just remembered Deki
laughing a lot last time we were drinking. He
was just laughing a lot. Was this in Vegas? Was
this in Vegas? No, this was... TwitchCon? TwitchCon,
yeah. This previous one. This past TwitchCon?
Yeah. Yeah, you were laughing a lot. Yeah, well,
you should be accosted for it, so... There you
go. Don't laugh. I don't know if it was... No,
it was the last TwitchCon before this one. I
was pretty blitzed at the Onyx. That was a good
time. Oh, you're right. Yeah, because you guys...
Yeah, okay, yeah. That was a real good time.
Yeah, have you ever been blitzed, Condulce? You
ever blitzed before? Yes. I will say my personal
favorite Blackout story for me is just... It
was at TwitchCon San Diego. First time going
there. And I think it was Ionix. I think that
was the club. But being. So this club had like
three floors. We were in the basement floor.
And just. I have very vague memories of that
night. But my favorite memory is seeing Martine
fall. Not know what's fully going on. And being
like Martine. You got to get up and keep dancing
Martine. Why aren't you dancing? Because he was
like off to the side after that. He's like, oh,
my knee hurts, Tim. I can't get up. I'm like,
nah, you got this, bro. Lock in. And he got back
up and he kept going. Later to find out, he dislocated
his knee after he fell over and was in severe
pain. But because he was drunk enough, he also
got back up and locked in. It was like, it was
perfect. Second wind. I second you remember that,
Tim. Dislocated knee. You were also speaking
gibberish that night. Dude, you were speaking
in tongues. But he understood me, though. I didn't
have words. I had vibes and they worked. I find
it really beautiful that you guys all don't live
near each other. Well, I don't know about some
of you, but your blackout drunk memories are
with each other. That's really, that's adorable.
That's really nice. I showed up that night as
well. And I remember that. Yeah. He showed up
like out of nowhere too. He did. I'm not gonna
lie. I was teleporting from room to room in that
club. I don't always remember how I got from
room to room. Ronnie at one point just showed
up behind me. I was like, where the hell did
you come from? He wasn't there for like the first
hour or two in my mind. And then out of nowhere,
he's been there for like 30 minutes. I'm like,
what the hell? He scared me a little bit. You
were sitting on the floor. You were sitting on
the floor. And then Martine was in the VIP section
because Humble made him go to VIP or something
like that. That was when he dislocated his little
knee. Good old alcohol for you. All right. Very
nice. I guess I have been blackout drunk. Obviously,
I don't remember too well. All I know is that
whenever I get drunk enough, I don't remember
what I ate, and I usually get sent videos of
what I ate. Um, so that is a good indicator.
I know one time I was sent like fried. I was,
uh, I viewed a video of me eating fried mushrooms
at a place called Bill's toasties in Illinois.
And it was very embarrassing. So, um, if I'm
eating aggressively, that's probably, I'm probably
really drunk. So then would getting you blackout
drunk mean you got to go to like a buffet or
something right after you're like, all right,
it's time. Well, first of all, we're knocking
it back. First of all, a buffet is what I would
choose to go to before being drunk. That's like
my home. But yeah, you add that into it, it's
going to be a real nightmare. Did you guys ever
tell me what the last song that made you... I
don't think this thing gets it. What's the last
song that made you cry? A song that made me cry?
I don't think I've ever cried to a song. Oh,
I have. Do I have to drink if I've never cried?
I've cried to many. I've cried to many songs.
You guys have never cried to music? Yeah, but
I can't remember the last song I cried. That
means Martine has to drink. You know what? I'm
just going to take a drink on that one because
I can't remember. I'll just take a drink. I know
I have. I don't know. If I have, I don't know.
There's no real men in here. You guys are supposed
to admit it. You guys are supposed to admit it.
I could name a movie all day, but song's hard.
Y 'all never cried during a song? Really? I'm
pretty sure I have, but I can't remember the
last song. I've got two. I don't know. I don't
cry during movies or shows either. So like, I
don't really like for media stuff. Okay. I've
cried during movies. You have a stone cold heart.
That's why. No, I feel the emotions. I just don't
cry. I don't know. I know. I know there's a lot
of machismo in the, in the room here, but look,
you guys got to be a little bit more honest.
I just said I might have. I know I have. I just
don't remember the song. I genuinely don't remember
the song. What's the song called? The Good Life
by Francis Dunnery. You ever heard that song?
No one has. I cried during that song one time.
But you got to be alone and you have to have
headphones and there's got to be no one around.
Otherwise, you're not going to feel anything.
No, playing it won't help. Something that always
makes me sad in life is when I think of an older
person looking back on their life and regretting
it. That's a very depressing thought to me. And
that happens in that song. Hmm. So there you
go. That was an emotional song that I probably
never cried to it, but it's very emotional. Now,
real quick, when I say cried, I mean, teared
up. I ain't no B word. Okay. I teared up. All
right. But yeah, I'm glad you clarified it. Let's
hear the emotional song. It's called heaven up
there by palace. One of my favorite songs. Yeah,
like I said, very emotional. I thought this was
going to be like, you know, the type of song
where you grab the tissues, right? And you're
blowing your nose. And it's like an ugly cry.
But if it's a few tears, it'd probably be this
song if I did. But I don't remember if I did.
Okay. What's it called again? Because I'm going
to look it up. Say it again. Heaven Up There
by Palace. By Palace. I like it. This is going
to be hard for some of you. I already know it.
Oh, boy. Have you ever lied to a friend? I probably
do this every day. Uh -oh. Are we allowed to
just drink pro bono? I'm drinking for this. That's
fair. You've never lied? No, I don't want to
answer. Oh, I know why you don't want to answer.
Oh, yeah, I guess I should drink, too. I don't
want to do this. Yeah, do we got to say what
we like? No, I'm not. Yeah, you have to talk
about the lie. You have to talk about the lie.
No, I'm not going to. Wait, wait, wait. Before
you drink, Ronnie, you got to say who it was.
That way we can wonder who did you lie to? No.
Is it me? No. That was quick. That was quick.
Is anybody answering this one? Well, I'm going
to drink, too. I mean, this is a yes or no question,
right? But let's be honest. We also have to talk
about it. This means a serious lie though, right?
Not like a fun little lie. I lied to you guys
when we played Among Us. That's a pretty serious
game. That's exactly what I mean. I don't know.
But yeah, I'm definitely not going to tell it.
It's on the internet. It's going to be on the
internet. Just a heads up. It's just going to
be on the internet, right? Yes. It'll just be
across all platforms. I find it funny that this
group of people, you guys are like, oh no, I
can't answer this. You guys ask me all these
questions about maybe fill out a survey about
sex. You guys made me this is too far. You guys
don't want to share any stories? Okay. So if
we say yes, we have to share a story about it?
Yeah. Okay, I'm going to do that. What is the
raunchy? I'm not answering this. I want to talk
about it. I'm trying to think. I don't want to
answer it. Raunchy as in funny? No. That's sex.
That's the craziest sex behavior. We'll also
take it as ranchy. Did you ever have a night
where you ate a lot of ranch? I don't know if
that's how ranch is spelled. You should have
a night where you eat a lot of ranch and then
maybe see if you have a dream about it. There
you go. Brock, add eight gallons of ranch to
deck you right now. Extra derpy. Who has drank
ranch? Has everybody drank so far? I think I'm
trying to think of a dream. Martin's about to
tell us his wildest sex dream. I don't remember
the sex dreams, but I remember I don't know if
I should say this. This isn't even part of the
question. Okay, I'm going to say it, but I can't
remember the dream. I remember having a wet dream
and waking up and it was a mess. That's when
your wiener expels the other stuff. It expels
things without permission. It expels the ranch.
Yeah, I've had those too, but I don't remember
what they were about. Everybody's had that on
occasion, right? That's just like a normal...
Last night, brother. I can't remember the dream
that happened. Okay, you remember that one, then.
Martin, have we ever been in one of your raunchy
dreams? You guys? Yeah. No, you guys definitely
haven't. It's always been with a woman. It's
always been with a woman. Yeah, but that doesn't
mean we can't be there. Oh, I remember one. I
remember one. I was chasing after this Latina
chick. but she was like trying to kill me, but
I kept saying in my dream, I could fix her. I
could fix her. I could fix her. I can fix her.
And she would almost killed me. She was stabbing
me with a, like a tiny knife on my chest. Were
these back in the DVD days? No, this was like,
like a month ago. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago.
That's the last one I remember. What about dreams
that you've witnessed something raunchy? I've
had dreams, but it doesn't involve me. I was
a witness to something disgusting or terrible.
You're saying that you've had cuck dreams? Yes.
Is that exhibitionism? Precisely. One of them
involved... Do you guys know who Flula Borg is?
Have you ever heard that name before? No, but
I need to look this up now. That sounds like
a... You might recognize him. He was on YouTube.
This man was in your dreams? Yeah, he was in
one of my dreams, and he was fornicating in the
street with someone. So that would be just be
exhibition. I think I've had a dream like that
before, but I can't remember. Yeah. I remember
just being like, I looked out my window and like
they were just down there go and there was a,
and I don't know why, but there was a piano involved.
That's freaky. Yeah. I've had that dream. Yeah.
Damn. You got, you got your, you got a room for
your money there, Ronnie. I think. Yeah. So Ronnie,
which one of us did you, which one of us did
you have sex with again? Can you say it? Yeah.
I can't. You might have to drink another one
to seal this. Does mine count as a raunchy one?
I'd say yeah. I saw his wiener. That counts.
Flynn beat the drink this time. It's very large.
Okay. I keep forgetting I'm in charge. I'll do
the next one. Let the group look through their
phone for one minute. How do we even let this
happen? We got probably an in -person thing.
That would be like if we were all here together
and be like, oh, you can look through my camera
roll for a minute type of thing, but we're all
kind of... I'm not screen sharing my phone. Hey,
Tim, answer this for me. What's the landscaping
down there? It's like... This is not live. You
could show. I trimmed like a month or two ago,
so it's like not full bush, but it's growing
back in. It's like... It doesn't grow back that
fast, so it's like... It's like... You know when
you get like a two haircut and then... Like it
grows back a bit. It's somewhere around there.
I don't. I don't know what it's like. Can you
tell me again, please? Not very relatable. I'm
guessing a two means what? It's a short haircut.
Okay. It's a short one. Okay. So you're a frequent
pubic hair shaver is what you're saying? Maybe
like once a month or so. That's frequent. Alright,
who's next? Is that that frequent? Wait a second.
That is for me at least. It's either once a month
or once every other month. Well, I guess this
is asking currently, right? This isn't like we
don't need to delve into our past. Yeah, mine
right now, it's not bad. I shaved like a month
ago or so too. Marty's is probably similar to
mine. Alright, I'll whip it out. Nope. Decky,
how are the pubes, bud? I have, like, a 5 o 'clock
shadow right now. Oh, that's recent. That is
very recent. I'm pretty familiar with gaming.
I do it, like, every two and a half weeks. Every
two and a half weeks? Because my hair grows back
very fast. Oh, okay. Must be nice. That's cool.
Decky? Oh, sorry, just Decky. Ronnie, do you
have anything there you want to talk about? It's
probably been about two months for me. It looks
pretty normal. What is normal? What's normal,
Roni? Like an inch. Not full, just, you know,
still looks presentable. You could have visitors
and you'd still be okay. Yes. You could have
what? Visitors. Oh, like wieners. I got it. I
don't feel like this is a difficult question
to ask. I've... It's been years. I just let it
flow. But, you know, look up here. It's not like
you guys all have dark. You guys have dark hair.
It's not that dramatic. I'll just let me tell
you that. Not that dramatic. Is that everybody?
Everybody got experimented with the cuts. I want
to. I've done the Hitler on there, but it's weird.
That's called a landing strip, I think. Isn't
it? No, we do horizontal. Oh, okay. I've always
wanted to do the lightning bolt or the heart,
but I haven't done it yet. Gotcha. That sounds
cute. I've only just gone bare instead of a trim,
but that's it. Bare? Like the full shave. I don't
like full shave ever. I do got to ask. Did you
guys doing the... The other parts too? The receptacle?
The hanging dorsals? Yes. I gotta ask, do you
guys shave your butthole area too? Do you guys
shave your butt? That's not part of the question.
Is this another truth or drink? I'm adding this
extra truth or drink question. I really want
a drink, but you guys keep asking things that
are easy to answer. I've never shaved my asshole.
Have you ever tried, though? I've never tried
either. I don't even know what it looks like
down there. Really? You take cleaner poops. Is
that true? I have a bidet. I'm pretty good. Did
it one time, Ronnie? It was very, very smooth.
Did you ever nick yourself a little bit? No.
I believe I've tried. I'm very careful when I
go down there. How are your farts? Loud? Squeaky.
Does it help with wind flow? Does it help with
that? With air? Yes, I think it does. Does it
genuinely? I don't know. I only put stuff up
there. I don't ever take stuff out. What's one
job you could never do? What's one job you can
never do? How do you answer that yes or no? I
don't understand this. I guess you just say what
job you can't answer. Who's saying they can't
answer this? That's ridiculous. This is such
an easy one. You want to skip this one? Because
this one's kind of easy. Yeah, let's skip that
one. We all just drink for the fun of it. Remember,
it's mixed, so it's doing a bunch of different
questions. Oh, this is a fun one. I can answer
this. What's the weirdest thing you do while
driving? I'm not answering this. Really? Really?
Martin's up to them freak activities. What is
he doing while you're driving? That's a softball
question. That's interesting. Martin's like,
I unzip my pants and flop it out while I drive.
Them two -hour -long drives to Fresno would be
very boring. They're really warm there. Go ahead,
whoever was next. Did anybody answer this? I
just get road rage. I'm very good with road rage.
That's not weird though, Robbie. What's weird?
For me, I scream. I'll scream at the top just
because I've never done it. I'll just scream
as loud as I can. Whereas if people were to look,
they'd be worried. You've never done that? No.
I know one thing that I do that's weird is I
always take my shoes off and drive in either
socks or barefoot. That is pretty weird. I don't
think I could do that. It's weird, but I get
it. I've done it. That's a nice thing. It's a
good feeling. And then if you're not athletic,
your arch starts to cramp up, which happens to
me. Because I'm not used to my big toes doing
all the work. Did Decky answer this one? I don't
think so. But I don't do anything... On road
trips, I hook up my... My phone to my center
console screen, and I watch movies and Netflix
on there. What a freak. Weirdo. You're so weird.
He's risking his life. On road trips, I do that,
yeah. That you said, if I'm on a road trip, I'm
ready to risk it. Yes. Ronnie, did you answer?
You didn't answer. You kind of had a quick one.
What do most people think is true about you but
isn't? Sucks. What's true about you but isn't?
Most people think that I can do like 100 push
-ups, but I can't. This one's such a hard one.
It is a hard one. Prove you can't do 100 push
-ups right now. Yes. I'm proving it as we speak.
It starts and ends with zero. It's weird, though,
because there was a time where I could almost
knock out 30. Almost. That's impressive. That's
actually impressive. That is impressive, yeah.
It's pretty impressive. Well, then I actually
undercut this. 32, but sorry. It's okay. Go ahead,
Ronnie. Yeah, Ronnie, what you got? I don't know.
I don't know. I'm an open book. All right, well,
then you should take a drink and then go ahead
on to Martine. All right. I'm going by the order
that I see you. I don't know if it's the same
for you guys. I'm not picking favorites. I'm
okay with Flynn directing. Who goes next? I feel
like it needs to happen. Otherwise, I'm going
to lose my mind. I think I have one. I feel like
a lot of people think I'm a whore. I get mad
push, but I don't. See what I mean? I don't.
I haven't been in a relationship in two years
and I don't really talk to women. Who said anything
about women? Or men. Oh, fuck. I didn't even
think about men. I don't have sex with men. I
don't have sex with men. I'm drinking anyway.
I don't care. Decky? I get a lot of people thinking
that I'm a different race than what I actually
am. This is the first good answer. Yes. I get
a lot of Filipino. I get a lot of, I've gotten
like Indian one time. And not that anyone was
wondering, but what is it? Bean. Mostly Hispanic.
Yeah. Okay. And he's allowed to say that because
he's probably, you're also of that narrative.
Yes. Just, just checking. Next, please go ahead
and tell us about your. what people think about
you that me yeah yeah oh i don't i don't know
what order you have this in my bed uh just the
order of who's left okay i didn't realize on
the last one i think i mean an easy cop out would
be i get the same thing as decky where people
never know what my ethnicity is but i don't want
to copy decky i don't know because like i feel
like i'm kind of like ronnie where people just
you kind of know People think you're a femboy.
Nobody thinks that. People think that. I think
you're bi. Nobody thinks that. You're bi. I don't
know if anybody thinks that either. I don't know.
I feel like I'll just take the drink. I don't
have any good answers here. That's fair. Most
people genuinely, they think I'm really, really
smart, but it's really just the opposite. I get
called on these traps at work where everyone's
just like, he's got it. He's got it. He knows
what he's doing, and I don't. I feel you at work
right now. That happens a lot. And they always
think I'm tech savvy when I'm not. What's the
best intimate experience? Hold on. If you don't
answer the one about... being weird in the car
and you answer this, I'm going to be ticked off.
So what's the best intimate experience you've
ever had? So you want me to answer this? Well,
intimate can mean many things. It doesn't have
to be sexual. I think. Yeah. Intimate can mean
when you cried at a song. Oh, okay. Not that
you've ever done that, but you know, best intimate
experience. Wait, Ronnie goes first. No. Oh,
no, it's me, huh? Yeah. Well, Ronnie goes first
on my end, but I don't, I really don't know what
you guys see. I don't really want to answer,
so I'm going to drink. But I do have an answer.
It's not that big of a deal. I mean, I've shared
this story personally with you guys. Oh, wait.
Are you going to tell it? Are you going to tell
it? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it in your cool.
Do it in your cool. It was more of the fact that
it was like adrenaline. Do I know it, Ronnie?
Do I already know? No, you don't. Do I plug my
ears? When I look at Ronnie, I still see a young
child. Ronnie, Martine will drink if you tell
us. I pray that family is not listening to this.
I got caught. Which God? Sorry. I've been caught.
I've been caught doing it in a car. Alone? No
with with with someone I've been caught in a
car Yeah The person was came the person came
up to my car. I looked up and there was a person
staring in my car I'm gonna go there It wasn't
just any person wasn't it was a it was a special
needs person looking in my car that was interested
in seeing what was going on and yeah okay next
question i'm gonna drink not to the question
but i'm gonna drink because i respect that you
told it i'm drinking in solidarity thank you
ronnie yep hey ronnie i don't think i want to
do i don't want to do the pod anymore ronnie
told us that story is one of my favorite stories
i've ever heard of ronnie i've never heard the
best story ever i've never got to hear it and
it hurts my feelings that i haven't you know
i saved it for the pod you know yeah there you
go the 69th episode like over a year ago it felt
right no i was like less than a year ago it was
like ronnie i have extra questions was it in
delaware and do i know who it was okay just making
sure it wasn't in delaware now you don't know
who it is just making sure Ronnie's keeping things
from his co -host. Yeah, this is the start of
the end. It was before we started the podcast.
I'll say it like that. So it was over a year
ago. Honestly, it doesn't matter to me. But yes,
go ahead, whoever's next. Did anybody drink?
You guys all drank in solidarity. I'm not answering.
Oh, Tim's not answering. Come on! I respect my
relationship too much to answer this question.
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. I'm trying to think
of like non -sexual ones because I feel like
those are probably up there more than the sexual
ones, but I can't really think of anything. While
Martine's answering that, mine isn't a sexual
one, but because it's a non -sexual one, but
it is still like an intimate thing, that's why
I'm not sharing mine. Oh, that's really cool
that you told us that and made us wonder, and
now we don't get to know. Thanks. Yes. Have fun
with that information. I super appreciate that.
Now I'll wonder. That's good. Is everybody gone?
Is that it? I'm just going to drink because I
can't think of anything. It was Martine and me,
right? Martine and... Yeah. In my list, it goes
DJ Dub C, Martine, Decky, Con. You know what?
I see the order you're talking about. Fine. Wait,
I will answer mine. Spit out the drink. I'm not
spitting out the drink. Let's do the order first.
My bad. Knots interrupt. The best intimate experience
is pretty up there though. It's probably like
top three is the most recent birthday party I've
had. Everybody was there. Everybody showed up.
Very wholesome. I appreciate being like. Like
among friends. And I was like halfway through
my, my peaches moonshine jar. And I was like,
this is like euphoric. This is like one of the
best experiences. Okay. Nevermind. I'll take
my back. I had to throw out my drink. Cause I
remember my birthday, my 21st birthday. I invited
all you guys pretty much except for you. I'm
sorry. Not, not all of us, but it's fine. Except
for phlegm. I got you on the next one. Phlegm.
Don't worry. I will. I will try. Keep going.
Yeah, it was my 25th birthday. That was almost
two years ago now. I invited all these guys.
And it was crazy because I invited these guys
and I invited people, my IRL friends. And it
felt like a Worlds Collide, like a mashup episode.
And so, yeah, I felt the same way. I felt euphoric.
I remember being outside and just staring in
the corner and staring at everybody. This is
really nice, being able to hang out with everybody.
That's probably the best. experience I've had.
Ronnie was there. Decky was there. Tim was there.
Emily was there. BB -8 was throwing up in my
lawn. That was a really good party. Derpy was
there. It was such a fun time. It was a great
time. It's beautiful. Love that. Alright, Tim,
you're up. I have like three in my head. I'll
show one. Give us one of them. Give us one. I'll
say one. actually i'll yeah no one that i could
think of that's like easy to share is also a
decky's party but like me and martin having a
conversation drunk in the hot tub was probably
that was very dangerous that was a very good
conversation but it was also that was like one
of the first parties i ever did with like everybody
there or like most of the people there and it
was this very it felt good you know having all
the homies around and everything like that just
living life but yeah i'll say that nice Again,
I find it so beautiful that when faced with these
types of questions, you guys revert to moments
when you were together. And that is just so that's
so adorable. I don't I don't know if I have.
There's too many to count. Let's be honest. It
depends on how you define intimate. I have plenty
of answers, but they're all kind of like normal
answers, like, you know, like children's birthday
parties or like, you know, get together. So I'm
just going to drink anyway. Everyone's fine with
that? Yeah. I'll pull up the next question. That's
a good one right here. Ronnie, you read this
one. Can you read that? Who's the oldest person
you've dated? With a name that I don't read,
but it's crazy. Who's the oldest person? It says
who. It says who. It says who. Name, date, and
socials if you got them. We're skipping this
one for me. I don't want to say names. Because
of the name part, I'm drinking. Well, you don't
really have to say a name. You can define who
by, like, a good friend. Or, like, maybe. I don't
know. Okay, I mean, shoot. You guys don't have
nothing? Well, I mean, you guys know. Not all
of us. It's Martin. It's me. I don't want to
say a name. I'm not going to say a name, but
I was married before to somebody that we had
dated to as well before the marriage. They were
five years older. That's a good answer, right?
Everyone agree? Yes. That's a great answer. I
don't want to say, nevermind. I'm good. I already
drank. Yeah. But thanks for guys sharing those
intimate moments. Um, let's go into the next
one. What's your least favorite memory from high
school? Oh, Ronnie's better be when I moved away.
Yeah. You said it for me. There you go. There
you go. There you go. Are you lying? Okay. Give
us a second answer. Second answer. Give us a
real answer. Come on. Do you have one? At least
favorite memory from high school? Really think
about it. I want real answers this time. You
guys are really slacking. Come on. Get it together.
I'll say I wish. I want more personal stories.
I want to hear about, you know, what were you
wearing that day? Go ahead. I'll say I wish I
did more because I was the quiet guy, just did
my stuff. I went to like a football game here
and there, but I just really just did my work
and went home. I wish I did more. Your least
favorite memory. That's more of a regret. Your
least favorite memory is how you learned high
school. My least favorite memory was my introvertness.
There you go. Is there a moment where you realize
that though? Is there a moment that you remember
like, man, I wish I was hanging out with more
people where I stood more. I didn't get invited
to any parties. Was there a party that you knew
of? Who was throwing a party? Yeah, Ronnie. Who?
Because I want to know. Who was throwing a party?
I know two people right off the top of my head
that you know. They rejected us. Oh. I don't
know. I just never partied or anything when I
was in school. Was there a party that you heard
about and then they were talking to you about
it and you were like, oh, that's cool. I'm sure.
Trying to spark maybe a memory or something.
A very sad memory that you can speak to us about.
I don't know. I was very introverted. I guess
you could say. That's my least favorite memory.
He does have a first eyewitness testimony. That's
the one thing I knew about Ronnie was that he
was very sheltered. He didn't want to ever come
out of his little shell. I mean that in the most
loving way. That's fair. That's all I can think.
The one on the top of my head... Oh, well. The
one from the top of my head was when I busted
my knee dancing. I was in a... So, I was part
of a dance crew in high school. We had, like,
an after -school thing. Again? Yeah. I told you.
I messed up my knee, like, five or seven times.
I can't even remember, but... Five or seven times?
That's huge. Yeah. So... He's changing his name
to Martinkan Knees. I think it's time to give
up walking, buddy. It was like the third or fourth
time. It was just during practice, and we were,
like, dance battling each other for, like, practice.
And I did, like, this weird move with my knee,
and I landed on it wrong, and it dislocated.
And I go on the floor, and I'm, like, screaming
in pain. They thought I was still dancing, doing,
like, a move, but then they were like, wait a
minute, he's actually in pain. And let's go get
him. Let's go help him. And then I had to ride
a skateboard back to my mom's car. I ended up
not going to the – no, I did go to the hospital
because I remember getting crutches. wow and
then the girl at the time that i was talking
to uh she stopped talking to me because i wasn't
buying her snacks anymore yep oh because i couldn't
walk to the store valid reason to to separate
yeah understandable that was martinez first gold
digger the snacks that's crazy old deckard you
got you got one first of all can i get everyone's
ages real quick I forget. 27, turning 28 soon.
28. And Decky, what'd you say? I'm 21. You're
only 21? That's crazy. That's cap. Is he live?
What do you mean by that podcast? Is he live?
I lied to my friends. He's 45. That was the question
from earlier. Have you ever lied to your friends?
I'm just lying right now. It's really cool to
not know. And then now I don't get to know whether
it's the truth or not. That's fun. No, I'm the
big 3 -0. I'm the 3 -0 club. Welcome. And then
Tim? I am 28 turning 29 in May. Okay. Sorry,
that doesn't really involve this, but I'm just
curious to how long ago some of these mistakes
were. Did you say your mistake that you made
in high school, Decky? I'll say one, but I'm
probably going to drink because it's probably
not good enough. But I remember not getting enough
sleep when I was in high school. And I always
fell asleep in my second period class. And I
think I was like super tired one day and I fell
asleep or was dozing off. And the teacher called
on me in front of like this cute girl that sat
right in front of me. The desks were organized
weird. It's like we were like facing each other.
Like the students were like kind of facing each
other. So I was sitting right in front of a cute
girl and I was almost dead asleep and the teacher
banged on my desk to wake up. And that was really
embarrassing. But I'll drink because that's probably
not my least favorite memory. But I just can't
think of one that's better. That's fair. Alright,
Tim. I don't have any like... crazy stories of
my life it doesn't have to be like it doesn't
have to be crazy i would say probably so i did
wrestling in high school and I invited my youth
pastor and some other people to watch one of
my matches. I was doing okay at the time with
it. Win some, you lose some. The day I invited
them to watch the match, I got absolutely manhandled
in some of the most embarrassing ways. It was
a very rough match, and I lost relatively quickly.
It was just like, yeah, that was the last time
I invited anybody ever to watch a match. Very
nice. I'll probably get a drink for that. I feel
like it's not that bad of a story, but it's just
like, you know. If it's a least favorite memory,
then it's what it is. I mean, well, whoever created
this game was really, really focused on making
really good questions that force people to drink.
So I'll drink on yours. I'll drink on mine too.
Cause mine wasn't my, I just set up. Yeah. Yours
was very, mine was fantastic. So I'll be fair.
I think my least favorite memory was probably
like ninth or 10th grade. I was really afraid
of getting beat up, and I don't know this kid's
name. Ronnie, maybe you know his name. He was
a runner on the cross -country team. I don't
know his name, but he was really good at running,
and for some reason, he had literally threatened
me that he was going to beat me up, and I cowered.
I watched them do their practice, but I cowered
behind the AC units and just watched him waited
for my fate. I remember thinking that after he
was done doing his cross -country run, he was
going to come beat me up. And I remember that.
It was a rough, rough time. Were you really tall
in high school? Did he beat you up? No, I was
chubby. I was very chubby in high school until
I moved away from Delaware. But this is my chubby
phase. But this guy, he literally was like, yeah,
I'm going to beat you up after this. It was very
nonchalant. I was like, me? And he was like,
oh, yeah, you. I was like, oh, great. My friend
put him on Facebook. I'll message him right now.
I don't even know his name. I just remember his
dumb little face. Okay. Did you get beat up?
I did not get beat up. He was actually a lazy
bully. He never followed through. When was the
last time you apologized and what for? That's
a good one. There doesn't be like a really big
apology like what what level I think it has to
be like a big one but I can't think I'm trying
to like if I can't think of one other than the
big one I'm thinking of I'm gonna drink I'm sorry
for lying to you about mage. Oh Wow, dude, you
know what? Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. I won't
let it go. So that's fine that's fair um do i
need to run this do you guys want me do you guys
want to go one by one or did everybody drink
i think i'm just gonna i don't know if i have
any big i can't think of nothing listen i apologize
all the yeah i apologize all the time but i would
rather take a drink than go into depth um a lot
of it involves me being humbled when i thought
i knew something and it turns out i was wrong
so yeah that's fair Most of my apologies are
for little lies or for just being too whacked
out in the moment and having to be like, all
right, my bad for being too crazy. But that's
on a daily basis. It's not like... You have too
many whacked out moments on the day -to -day?
Yeah, no. It would be too many to count for apologies
for me, so I don't know. I can't think of anything.
I'm just going to drink. We're definitely, we're
killing it in the stories department, guys. We're
killing it. Anybody else? Yeah. All right. Cool.
Cool. What is something that you have not yet?
Tell us now. I'm sure you'll definitely want
to tell us during this. What is something you've
never told anyone? I guess it could be as...
It doesn't have to be serious. It doesn't really
have to be. I'm already a young boy. You guys
are never told anybody. Let me read the question.
Anyone. Which would mean outside of us. I've
never told anyone that I screamed in my car all
the time. I'm already winning. But technically
you did earlier. Oh, that's true. That's a good
one. That's a good point. Shoot. That's good.
I'm trumped now. Yeah, this is a tough one. I
have another car. I have one. You don't want
to say it. I don't want to say it. I'm thinking
of one. And I'll say mine, but I'm trying to
think of one. Depending on how whacked out Martins
is, is depending if I'll tell you guys mine.
If his is actually whacked out of his mind, I
will tell mine. Man, was there a body involved,
guys? Come on. No, it is probably the single
most embarrassing story in my life, and I've
never told the actual truth of the full story.
Okay, well now, two things. One, we know you're
a liar now. That's great. Oh, no, I'm a known
liar. He's a liar. That is a very well -known
liar. He's well -known. Okay, that's good. So
now even if you tell it, I won't believe if it's
true. No, if it's for truth or drink, I'll tell
the truth. I'm not going to lie about it. Oh,
this is the sanctuary. Yes, this is the safe
space. Yeah, this is where you would tell the
truth. That's good to know. I imagine that works
a lot in police things when they're like, no,
I mean it this time. I'm really telling the truth.
Yeah. Go ahead. He's waiting for me. If somebody
else goes first and they tell something whacked
out enough, I'll tell mine. Did Ronnie tell his?
Yeah, Ronnie, go ahead. Who did you have sex
with in the car now? Oh, crap. Okay. Okay, dude.
You can do anything. Okay, whatever, Ronnie.
Come on, Martin. Be cracked out. Be cracked out.
I'll go cracked out right now. There's something
you've never told anyone. If I can think of something,
I'll take it back. Now, I've had witnesses to
what I've done, but I stole a lot in the cafeteria
when I was a kid. I used to steal Snapples every
day. You guys had Snapples? Snapples. I stole
snapples every day for like a year from my school
and they never knew. We had vending machines
but it didn't have anything fun. Some people
knew. Yes, we did. Up until my sophomore year.
Yeah, dude. My vending machines never had sodas
or anything like that. Okay, I'll even go further.
I used to steal double lunch almost every day.
Oh my god. I would say, I would say, I'd like,
I'd say, yeah, I'm getting double lunch today.
And then I would grab whatever food it is. And
then I would just hide it under my tray. And
then I would get double lunch and I would feast
every day. I respect that. Nice. Sometimes I
would give to the less fortunate if that matters,
if that counts. The people not able to steal.
No, like in one time, a lunch lady almost caught
me because I was stealing Uncrustables. I think
I got like three of them underneath the tray.
And yeah, you had to type in your number. Yeah,
you had to type in your number at the end of
the line. And when I went to type it in, I think
one or two dropped on the ground. And she was
like, she just gave me that look of like, I don't
like you. And I just like, hey, I was like, I'll
pay for him now. Flum got away with 700 of them,
but two or three, that's where you read a lot.
Yeah, that's right across the line. For real.
And like I said, I had witnesses. The people
knew that I did it, but I never talked about
it until now. So that's pretty important. So
that's pretty admitting. I can go to jail. So
anybody else? I'll bleep it out. But it's not
crazy. I don't think it's going to be up to Tim's
standards. It's crazy to hold a rib sandwich
underneath your desk and your hands covered in
barbecue. Under your tray. It's pretty crazy.
They were good. You remember? Yeah. You guys
had rib sandwiches? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes. It
was literally just a rib. That doesn't sound
fancy. Becky, you have anything? I can't think
of anything. I mean, I have something, but it's
not easy. Who drank? Ronnie drank already. Ronnie
drank already. We haven't drank yet, though.
I said if I could think of something, I'll take
it back, but I really can't. You can't really
throw up your drink. Fingers down the throat.
You tried hard enough. Unfortunately, guys, this
is not like an elevator. We don't have time.
Martin? all right i'll just say the baby one
it was when i was a kid i remember going to my
cousin's house for a sleepover and oh oh no oh
god i know this was like maybe the second time
because the first time i cried and wanted to
go home and then uh and then my mom picked me
up at like 2 a .m and she was pissed at me but
that's not that's not the that i don't really
care about that one this one is i care a little
bit more the second time we did it I remember
seeing he had a copy of Pokemon Fire Red, and
it was just on the floor. It was just sitting
there. I know he didn't really care about Pokemon
2 too much, so I took it. Oh, wow. That's insane.
That's dirty. Yeah. I was like six or seven years
old. I get it. I get it. Yeah. I think I've done
something similar, so I think I understand. I
got one. I still feel guilty about it. I never
told him. You said Fire Red? Fire Red, yeah.
That's a good one. I like that one. Yeah, I didn't
have that one, so I was like, yoink. I would
have went for the blue one. What did they call
that one? Pure blue. Sapphire? No, sapphire is
a different one. There's leaf green and fire
red. They didn't make a blue one? There wasn't
a blue one. I don't think they made a blue one.
Monsters. All right, Decky. I know. Did you drink?
I did not drink. I could drink. Or you could
not tell us what you terrible thing you did.
I'll tell a story. There was witnesses, but I
never really told anybody this, which is, I guess,
okay in this situation. This was something stupid
in third grade where somebody in our friend group,
we were at the lunch tables, and somebody said
that they were going to get up and go around
the corner and piss on the janitor's closet.
People were obviously freaked out and wanted
to go check to see if he actually did it, but
he didn't do it. And then like moments later,
we all sat down again and then somebody else
said that they were going to go do it. And again,
like the gullible little kids that we are, we
went to go check and no one actually did it.
And then I said I was going to go do it, but
I actually did it that time. Oh shit. I actually
did it. You're crazy. And I came back. And just
like every other time they went up and checked.
And yeah, everybody freaked out that I pissed
on the janitor's closet. You were cool. I felt
so bad because he was the nicest guy. Why did
you do that? Why'd you do it? You're certifiably
trash in my eyes. That's crazy. I did it to be
cool. I did it. So when you say you peed on the
janitor, like door closed or door open? It was
closed. Yeah. Oh. Being an adult now, I just
know that I'd be like, what the hell, man? I
get it. You're waking up mad early to have to
deal with this. It's a stupid kid movie. I'm
sorry, Jennifer. I probably wouldn't even notice
if it was on just the door. I probably wouldn't
even notice. I'd step in and be like, what the
fuck? That's a good one. That's the standard
we need to hold right here. Go ahead, Tim. Wait,
no, Ronnie said he had one now. I do, but...
No, Ronnie go first. I'm still contemplating
if I'm willing to even share this. In elementary
school... I want to know this. It was some type
of art project. We had to paint cans, like soda
cans, and I didn't do it. I forgot to do it,
so one of the kids wasn't in school, so I stole
theirs and painted over it. and took it and got
100 % on it. Oh, dang. That's criminal level.
That's great. Wow. Did they find out? No. The
kid came back to school and was like, here's
my project. They were like, you're a cheater.
He said he lost it. Damn. Wow. Well, Ronnie,
you're a real piece of this. I know the kid.
I'm not going to say the kid because, Clem, you
know him, so I'm not going to say the kid. No,
come on. Give me it in code, please. I want to
know. P .S. That's it. Yeah, that doesn't help.
Initials. Yeah, that's a good one, though. That's
cool. Do you have a bad one? I actually have
a bad one I can think of now. It's a low point
of my life. I have never shared the actual story
for this. I've always told versions of it and
I've never told the actual what happened. If
you say right now that you're not going to tell
it, I'm going to lose my mind. Martim, what is
your bad one? This one's really... Okay, it's
just gross because I was less than six years
old. Let's see. I remember my mom... Yeah, I
can remember because this was crazy. I remember
when my mom had this friend and she had a daughter
that would come by and we were like five years
old. each of us and i remember one time she shoved
me into the closet and we started making out
but we were like five years old what the yeah
and i don't know what the fuck was going on because
i don't know what this was and i was like what
what's happening i think she said like i love
you in like spanish and i was like what it's
really gross you know early never told anybody
this martine trauma dumped Damn. I actually had
a very young first kiss too. Yeah, it was really
nice. I was also six, yeah. Oh, wow. Let's all
share my story. God damn it. I don't know if
I like this. Being a known liar, I have always
told variations of the story that make myself
look a little bit better in this situation. Not
that I look terrible though. god i don't want
to tell this story um you know you don't have
to there's i know i don't have to i know i don't
have to it's embarrassing but i'm just gonna
why not i feel like damn whatever so in high
school it it's bad for me in high school there
was a girl that i knew and she was a friend of
my other friend and we all used to take lunch
all the time together whatever right and one
weekend so she liked this one guy or whatever
she said she did one weekend yeah one weekend
she was like not by like you and blah blah blah
and she asked for a pic of my tally whacker and
i sent it and then she sent a pic of what i thought
was her vagina or somebody's whatever right then
then she's like I like you but and I was like
well do you like me or this other guy and she
was like I like this other guy and I was like
okay then go for him because I ain't playing
like whatever whatever right come Monday she
starts telling people I sent an unsolicited dick
pic and I was like this is so then i started
lying be like i never sent nothing and then she
was like well i deleted off my phone and i was
like well there's no proof it's not on my phone
so then i was like i never sent it blah blah
and then she was like oh it was my other friend
requested it and i was like i don't know what's
going on here but long story short i gas lit
her out of a friend group because they never
several people didn't trust her about it oh shit
and then they wouldn't talk to her wow some people
took her side some people took my side but it
was like i did gaslight her out of some of her
own friends by lying that is love oh very nice
okay that's not that bad though i thought that'd
be worse it doesn't increase no i think that's
i have always lied to be fair like it was always
the embarrassment of just like i don't know she
asked for me being dumb and young i was like
hey why not but obviously poor decision making
skills but yeah yeah I love the thought of one
of you guys confessing to a really serious crime
on this. I don't know why. I think that'd be
really funny. All right, let's see. Go ahead,
Ronnie. What's your most embarrassing fan? Alright.
Yes! Yes! That's Ronnie. Bear in mind, we have
12 listeners who are really worried about what
you're about to say. Please answer this question.
He already has one. He knows he has one. Now
remember, fantasy could be anything. Just remember
that. No, Ronnie. What's your most embarrassing
one? Go ahead. A lot of dead air here. Let's
go. Dead air is great for podcasts. Somebody
else go. No, Ronnie. You either got to drink
it or you got to say it. Yeah, Ronnie. I think
that means you got to drink alcohol. You're drinking,
Ronnie. That should be a rule. I'm probably going
to drink with you because I already doubled down
last one, so I'm pretty good on sharing embarrassing
stuff. I'm still down on sharing embarrassing
stuff. I'm drinking after mine. Yeah, to be fair,
I don't want to hear any more stories from Tim,
so that's good. I knew mine was bad beforehand.
I'm sorry. An embarrassing fantasy. Like, sexual
fantasy specifically? I don't really have any.
No, it says embarrassing fantasy. It doesn't
say that. It doesn't say sexual. Yeah, it doesn't
say sexual. But I'm trying to think of any other
fantasy. I guess maybe, like... no let's think
real let's think really really deep okay give
me time then decky hey no i don't have one i'm
trying to think of one i don't i can't think
of one what about you he's like anything embarrassing
i've already done it yeah i'm a man of action
he's not embarrassed I think, I think embarrassing
fantasy could be anything from jobs to relationships.
So, right. It could be anything. Right. So I,
at one point I thought like it would be, I could
make it in the world as like a Christmas tree
salesman. Like that was going to be my job. Oh,
I got one. I remember thinking like I was going
to be like, cause I was selling when I, my, one
of my first jobs is selling Christmas trees.
And I remember thinking at the time, like this
could be it. I've discovered. what the meaning
of life is for me. And it's like just being a
salesman. And I think back about that and I just,
you know, I'd rather jump off a cliff from being
a salesman or Christmas tree salesman. Probably,
probably both. I hate that. I hate the sales.
I hate the salesman mantra. I can't stand it.
All right. I got one. I remember back when Call
of Duty was in its prime, like playing on the
Xbox 360. I was really good at quickscoping in
1 over 2 where I was able to like land off trick
shots. Like jumping off like high buildings and
then like getting a kill before I fall down to
my death. You dog. For like last kill cam and
stuff like that. I remember being able to pull
that shit off. And then at one point, I remember
thinking to myself, dude, I could be a... pro
quick scoper i could join phase i can join optic
and the only thing that was holding me back the
only thing that was holding me back was the fact
that i didn't have a capture card and i knew
it didn't know how to use equipment like that
so i didn't that that's a top we share the exact
same experience so but you had one didn't you
yeah i did for a few years stuff yeah not in
my early call of duty days but like later on
i got one for my birthday and that's probably
my best birthday present i've ever gotten was
a capture card that's pretty cool nice dickie's
drinking so he doesn't have anything right yeah
i drink um i fantasize my school would be set
on fire so i don't have to go anymore dude that's
not really embarrassing but no that's good i
like that i said that's me every day before i
have to go to work Yeah, Ronnie, do you remember
in school there was a period of time when we
were having bomb threats all the time at our
school? Yeah, that was literally almost every
day. I would pray every day that somebody was
going to make a bomb threat because we would
get half days every day. So I get it. That's
a good point. Yeah. I understand why people do
bomb threats as long as it gets you half days
of school. Can I tell a story? Martin called
a bomb threat? No. Yeah, oh, please. Does it
end with a real bomb or does it end with no bombs?
Because that's important. It ended up with no
bomb, thankfully. Thankfully. I remember I was
talking to this girl at the time. What's her
name? Go ahead. Nope. I remember she went to
a different school at the time. But we knew each
other from... Talking to a girl from a different
school. We knew from mutual friends. But one
time, I remember early on, She mentioned that
she had a bomb threat at her school. And I'm
like, oh, my God, are you okay? She's like, yeah,
but I wish I wasn't. And I thought, oh, so you
want the bomb to go off? She's like, yeah. I'm
the one who called it in, actually. And I was
like, oh, okay. I don't think that's a good way
of thinking. But, you know, you do you. We ended
up not talking after that. That's great. She
just said she wanted it to go off. She wanted
it to go off. I asked her, you're just joking,
right? She's like, no, I'm serious. This is what
the bomb threader was hoping. I hope there's
someone out there that wants me to do this. She's
married with kids now, so good for her. That's
cool. I just keep on thinking about when there
was bomb threats. We had bomb threats every day
for at least two weeks, I remember. It was after
like, I can't remember exactly the, the right
bombing that happened, but I remember my right
bombing. Yeah. Cause there was, yeah, there's,
there's, there's a right way in a wrong as opposed
to the wrong. But I remember they did like a
crime running. You might remember this. They
did like a crime stoppers ad or something like
that. And they were like, whoever will turn in
the bomb threat person will, will award you like
a thousand dollars. I can't remember. But I remember.
yeah we actually i me me and my cousins called
in and i know he doesn't i don't know he's probably
not alive anymore but um hey we were like my
cousin called my cousin cody and he was like
i know who called in the bomb and he did not
know and we and we blame this kid Oh, shit. Do
you remember that, Ronnie? I know the guy. We
just got a general vibe about him that he would
call in. This man's leaving his job tomorrow.
We really wanted that $1 ,000. Did you guys get
the $1 ,000? No, it really bummed me out because
they're like, they're like, who, who did it?
And we were like, yeah, it was my cousin. Cody
was like super stressed about it. Cause he was
the one on the phone. He was like, he was like
crying literally. And they're like, who was it?
He was like, and nothing ever happened. They
didn't say, here's your money. Nothing happened.
Was it him? Wow. I still think it might have
been. I hated him. Rodney, do you remember him?
He used to threaten to kill me all the time.
I don't know that. Screw that guy. He's a monster.
Elementary school was rough. Keep going. No,
I'm kidding. It was high school. Has everybody
went? Yeah, I think so. Who is the sexiest person
here? Ronnie? Me? Try to factor in co -hosts.
Sorry, I can't. Yeah, this is easily Ronnie.
It should be the easiest thing you've ever had
to answer. Is it unanimous? Oh, you guys agree
too? I agree. Why not? Who do you think is the
sexiest person here, Tim? Be honest. Tell the
truth. Okay. Thank you. What about you, Flynn?
Of all of you? Yeah. That's kind of rough. You
guys all kind of meet a certain standard. What's
that standard? Hair. I would probably have to
say decky. Probably. Okay. Any particular reason?
No. No reason. I think that you look and don't
take offense to this, everyone. You just look
the most responsible. Just because your background
looks like a real living room and not some room.
To me, it says a lot of things. It's like you
have a foundational understanding. The camera
doesn't show a lot. You have an understanding
of the economy. You've got stuff on the wall,
which means you're kind of quirky. Totally hot.
Wait, Martino has stuff on his walls. Yeah, but
he's clearly in some sort of room in his house.
So he's definitely hiding from something. Decky
feels like he's in a living room. He is in a
living room. Yeah, he is in his living room.
That's attractive to me. Who do you think is
the sexiest? I can't tell where you are. Yeah,
you won't know. Dude, he could be anywhere. Yeah,
he could be. i'm in the warehouse he's in the
swiss alps right now yeah right he added that
in yeah make sure he's in the swiss alps i got
you right yeah everybody's attractive here in
their own way oh no who's the sexiest don't give
us that hollywood cop -out answer dude yeah like
i was literally about to like get a chub for
for a decade here can you tell us yeah for everybody
Every time you guys get your notifications go
live, I get a Chubb. That is sweet. Send a pic
next time. I got you. We want Chubb pics for
every time you... I don't have one right now.
You could easily... Stand up. I'm wearing great
pants. I like the thought of this going in a
really weird direction and this just becomes
a porn. But yeah, let's see. Did you drink already?
I think you drank. Yeah, let me drink. Let me
drink. Let me drink. He's not going to say. He's
not going to say. What a coward. Go ahead. Go
ahead, Martin. And just factor in that less hair
means I have more time to focus on you. I still
think it's Ronnie. Yeah, I agree. Something about
him. Yeah, it's just, I think it's, you know
what's crazy? He doesn't ever shave his beard,
but when he shaves his beard, he looks crazy
different. And I think he looks fantastic. He
looks fantastic. He looks like Hasselhoff. Ronnie
should shave him. Channel points. That's like
an unattainable goal. Isn't it like 3 million?
It's really high. Only two. Only two million.
Can we make it 100k channel points? I remember
spending 100 ,000 to get him to insult me. It
was such a boring thing to do. Was it a really
lame insult? I had to take it away. I can't remember
what he said, but it definitely only made me
feel better. I'm going to go check Ronnie's channel
points for demons real quick. Seriously, yeah.
I think I have a lot of channel points, but it's
nowhere near anything I would want. Yeah, that's
Ronnie's thing. I'll trim it down. The channel
points, not my beard. Has anybody gone? Has anybody
gone or no? I think everybody's good. Let's see.
I didn't see everyone drink, so let's see. Make
out with yourself in the mirror. That's a dare.
That's not part of the game. That's a dare. I
think we skip it. I made out with magic through
my camera. You did do that. Okay. No, the camera's
not mirrorless. Never mind. I don't do science.
Have you ever pretended to not get a text to
get out of doing something? To not get a text?
To get out of doing something? I thought it was
pretending to get a text. It's pretended to get
a text to get out of something. Hey, actually,
I'm the one reading it. It says to not. So maybe
you can answer the real question. So is it like
you don't read the text and be like, oh man,
I missed it? Yeah, it's one of those. It's provided
somewhere and you never responded. So you're
like, oh, I never got that. I never got that.
Yeah, I've done that. I do it all the time. Yeah,
absolutely. Let's talk about it. Well, I mean,
it just is a yes or no on this one. You don't
really need to go in. If you want to, you can.
I'm going to say yes. I remember this happening,
yes. I've definitely done it, but it's not really
that important to go into. You know what I mean?
It's pretty normal. Let's just go to the next
one. No one worry about that. This is another
dare. This is another dare. Alright, we skipped
it. This one is real close to getting racist
on that one. Let's not even... Can you make an
accent for three rounds, please? I'm actually
really curious about that. This one says in your
cloud, but let's just say your phone. What's
the most scandalous photo in your phone? Like
current? Are you willing to share it or no? Is
that something we would do? I might be able to
find it. I don't have anything scandalous. I
have like... Can I... One second. The only pictures
and videos I have are me like... Taking physique
photos. I don't really think that's scandalous,
though. It's just more of me trying to see how
different I look throughout the months. You do
before pictures? I'm so scared to do that. I
can't do it. I did before. Well, yeah, when I
started working out. They say that I'm going
to regret not taking pictures of me when I was
at my largest, but I don't know. Every time I've
looked at a picture of myself, I want to throw
up. So it's hard to really say. I do get disgusted
when I look back, but at the same time, I like
seeing I compare it. I just see the progression.
I love I love seeing the progression. I've literally
had and I hate to say this. I've had the scenario
where I've taken a picture and then I look back
later and I looked better in the picture that
I did. Currently. It's a double -edged sword,
that type of thing. For me, I have a photo of
me taking a big old dump on the toilet, and I'm
holding a plate right over my genitals. I'm sorry.
I thought it was the dump, the picture, for a
second. I would show it. I'm not embarrassed
of it, but it is pretty scandalous. I want to
see it. Yeah, I'm completely naked. Let me see
if I can find it. I'm completely naked, but I
think I have a plate of pizza rolls or something
that's hovering over my genital. This was sober?
This was definitely sober, yeah. You were eating
on the toilet, is what you're saying? Oh, I do
that often, very often. Saves time. Let's see.
I'm all about efficiency. Is everyone looking
through their phones right now? I'll keep looking,
but I don't have one. Mine is the lead pick from
many years ago. Oh, the lead pick. It does say
through the cloud, so if you're into that type
of thing, you can go for it. I'm showing mine.
Oh. Hold on. We can enlarge this. Hold on. Let
me click on this. I'm not going to lie. Don't
take offense to this, but you literally look
like my five -year -old son. How small are you
in that? I was 18. You look very tiny in that
photo. I was 18 at the time. Okay, I like that.
Big, big fan. I knew I had that picture somewhere.
I don't know why. It honestly makes me feel a
little bit more raunchy since I was completely
naked and you had a thong on. It was rolled up
underwear. No, we'll say thong. You know, fair
enough. I don't know. This will take a minute.
Scandalous would probably just mean something
that's exposing more than it should, right? Yeah,
but I don't have anything like that. Just like
I said, progress things, but. Well, let's see.
I'm just kidding. You guys want to see me half
naked? Yeah, of course. Of course. I showed mine.
I want to see some nut activities from y 'all.
You want to see some nut? You want to see a tribute?
Yes. I'm going to walk away real quick with my
phone. I'll be right back. He's going to take
a dick pic right now. No, I don't have anything.
Not currently. I have, just not currently in
my phone. It's fine if you don't have anything.
Just know that we will check back at a later
date to see. We have a group chat, and I want
to see something in that group chat at some point,
if you don't show it right now. Yeah, it's going
to take me a minute to find the photo. Has anybody
presented one yet? I'll just say, like, I don't
have anything currently, but I have taken full
nude photos before. Not to send to anybody, but
just to have it for myself. Why? Ronnie, why?
Why just for you? Just for me? So, like, when
I... I don't know, when I'm talking to somebody,
I can look back at that picture and be like,
can this really land that girl? I've never once
even thought to do that. I never think about
that. You don't have to be nude to imagine that.
I would like for you to retract your statement,
sir. If you're able to. It's out there now. I
have a lot of... Leave it in. I have a lot of
medical photos. Do you know what that is? Do
you know what I mean when I say medical photos?
Like IV bags? No, like I was worried that it
was pictures. Yeah, literally butthole ones.
I was literally worried about certain butthole
things. I took a picture. Is that scandalous
or does it have to be? I don't think that's scandalous.
That's definitely SW. It's a medical thing. And
it's a W, but it's not like scandalous, scandalous.
When you're asking your doctor if you're long
enough, is that important to... Is that the criteria,
or is that... Yeah. I'm suspiciously long right
now. Is this a birth defect? Yeah. Hey, Doc.
Hey, is this normal? Doc, I can't help it. I'm
rock hard right now. I can't figure out how normal...
I hate to say this, but I'm really trying to
find this photo of me on the toilet for you guys,
and I cannot find it. Is everybody gone? Yeah.
I guess I'll drink, because I don't have anything.
You really? Can you show us something now, or
no? Can you take a scandalous photo for us? Yeah,
she might show my nipple. I'll drink, but mostly
everybody knows that I've done scandalous photos,
and you guys have seen them. Oh, I've seen them.
I haven't seen them. I would like to. If that's
okay. I don't think you do. No, I would like
it. I'm actually really into everything. Oh,
I remember. This isn't really scandalous, but
it's like a gym pic I was sending to a girl.
I can show you this one. A gym pic? Yeah, it
was like a pre -gym pic. It was before I was
going to go to the gym. It's nothing crazy. This
was before I lost. Well, this is before I started
gaining a bunch of weight again. It's like crazy.
It's literally like... Dude, just put it down.
Stop. That's not scandalous. I thought you were
going to be shirtless or something at least.
No, I wasn't shirtless. The absolute nerve of
him. He's like, yeah, let me show you a picture
of me at my worst. He's got rock -hard abs. No,
no, no. It was before my worst. That was actually
at my best. Oh, no. I look real good here. So
scandalous. Fully clothed monster. I don't even
like you now. I have my maid outfit picture.
Oh, that's pretty good. Listen, I don't have
a... Look, this is not a very good one. But I
have one that's similar to the effect. This one's
probably not that nice. What? Why does it look
like a poop on a plate? It does look like a poop
on a plate. Yeah, that's me shirtless eating.
Looks like fried shrimp and catfish. I didn't
think it was going to be a selfie. I thought
someone took a picture of you doing that. Most
things I take is just as a joke, but that one
was definitely serious. Let me see it. It looks
like an online creation. Is that real? I had
makeup on. That's real. You were a maid somewhere?
At Anime Expo in Los Angeles. We were all maids
that day. I love that. I'm going to go to the
next question. Is everyone good with that? Yeah.
Does anybody even want to do this? Tell the saddest
story you know? We got to bring the mood down.
Wouldn't that be great? Yeah, my uncle who had
cancer. Can you imagine? That's terrible. Who
would you like to see naked? Who would you hate
to see naked? Who would you hate to see naked?
Ronnie. It says hate. It says hate. Just kidding.
I think it's not fair. I'm skipping it. I skipped
it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it to hear
everyone say the same answer. What's something
you've done that you'd judge someone else for
doing? This is actually a good one. Think about
it, guys. Quit being these people that just want
to tiptoe the line. Let's hear it. I want to
hear what's the saddest. What's the something
that you judge someone for? Texting while driving.
Uh -oh. I'm in trouble. I was going to say a
driving -related one. What was yours? Really?
Like not using your blinker? Ooh, I don't be
doing that at night. I don't be doing that at
night sometimes. Really? That seemed really mild
to me. Martin? Texting and driving is a big one
that I definitely judge others for. Really? Okay.
And then I do that too. I don't think I believe
you guys. Yeah, I'm going to say it. I don't
do it as much anymore, but I still every once
in a while will. I watch a lot of movies. I see.
But like, when I say text, I'm saying like, if
I see somebody on their phone while they're driving,
it's like up here. I'm like, I'm annoyed by their
existence. No, you say up here like this. No,
like this, like in front, not like a phone call
like this, like an obvious, like they're not
on your phone. Yeah. Yeah. That it irks me, but
then I, I'm not going to lie. I've done some
stupid things like that before too. So it's not
like, I feel like that's like the essence of
this question, right? Like, If I was your hypocrite
about basically. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's probably
it being on the phone. You do that. You do it
like right in front of your face. No, I do it
low. It's that way. No drive by. I can almost
play it off, but it is, it is definitely situational.
Right. You know what I mean? Like you're not
choosing as the driver, you're not choosing to
have someone FaceTime you, but it's not FaceTime
though. I feel like people doing some nutty,
like watching videos or whatever. I've never
faced something in the car. I don't know. I face
them. I, I legit, and this is probably a big
frown and I hope there's no cops watching. Cause
that would be a nightmare. But like I watched
full on movies and shows every time I drive,
like it's, it's pretty normal for me. I never
do that. Okay. But, but I listen, I listened
to videos. That's my, that's my rationale though.
It's not like I'm watching the whole time. It's
more, I'm so familiar with the content. That
listening is part of it, but there is a visual
aid portion if I were to look at it. Does that
make sense? Yeah. When you guys do your podcast,
I always have you guys on YouTube, but I only
listen. Right. It's stuff like that. Clem watches
full -on subbed anime. No, I have tried that.
I have tried that with one ear. Oh, no. It does
not work out. It does not work out. I wonder
why. You also got to check your drive time. I
said I've never done that. I'm driving a lot.
Did I lose connection? Nope. Okay. Everybody
died for me. Sorry. Nope. Oh, man. I can't think
of anything, to be honest. I'll just drink because
I can't think of anything. I know there's something,
but I just can't think. I pass people in the
bike lane a lot when they drive too slow. So
say like the speed limit's 40, and they're going
like 35, I'll go in the back, I'll go in the
bike lane to pass them and go like 80. So then
you judge people when they do it? Whoa. Yeah.
The pipeline's small, isn't it? Yeah, exactly.
So when people do it to me, I'll get mad enough
to where I get back in front of them to make
them mad again. Who's doing this on a consistent
basis? Damn. You see, this is why I feel justified.
I wake up late for work a lot. So for me to rush,
I kind of got to speed more than I usually do.
Uh -oh. This is my exact reasoning. I'm a jerk
on the road. I'm a jerk on the road. Yeah. It's
my exact reasoning because, like, I can watch
a show while I'm driving and only pay attention
to the road. But there are people around me that
are literally, like, honking their horn to get
in front of people. So, like, I feel valid. Yeah,
Ronnie would be receiving a nice finger from
me. He would. I'll be honest. If Ronnie were
to try to do that to me, I would try to box him
out. I would be like, you will crash into a tree
before you get out. We're both going out. Say
we're at a red light, I would get in the turning
lane and as soon as the light turns green, I'd
hurry up. Oh, hell no. If I see somebody trying
to do that to me, I am ready to speed at the
moment's notice. That's low -key disrespectful
to be cut off like that. It's disgusting. Look,
I gotta get somewhere. I'm sorry. I gotta get
somewhere. Not that this is part of the question,
but do you guys have road rage incidents that
you feel embarrassed of? No. Oh, there's one
time. There's one time. You crashed? No, I said
I've never done anything crazy like crashed or
anything. You just mean in general. I mean in
general. I'll open it up. I'll open it up. Have
you ever had somebody who was clearly road raging
and like pursuing you? Or have you been on, have
you been the one to like pursue someone? I've
never done that. I only say that because I had
one guy who like, I must've cut him off on accident.
And I, he literally like followed me and was
like, kept on driving up parallel to me. And
I look over and he was just like full fingers
at me. I've had that. I've had that situation.
I've had people try to race me because they were
annoyed with how I was driving. Fair. Interesting.
I never lost. No, I've never done that. That's
good. That's probably a good trait. Not that
I would ever get into this, but one time somebody
did get annoyed by my driving, and then they
pulled up to me at a red light, and we did race
for a bit, and I didn't lose. You didn't do that,
though, right? I never did, but if I did do it...
that's what would happen like potentially over
100 miles an hour at like 10 p .m at night driving
around uh i do have a small story uh it was when
i was dating a couple years back there was this
one time i spontaneously asked this girl to go
to the beach with me at 4 a .m she agreed we
went to the beach uh this girl by the way she's
like an ethnic studies major so she's very like
a liberal like like extremist liberal and she
was i remember making like cracking jokes like
talking about like mexicans we were both hispanic
by the way and then she was getting very upset
with the fact that i was calling like uh making
jokes about mexicans and she was like that's
not okay that's not funny like next there's actual
racism in like hispanic cultures too because
of skin color and i'm like okay whatever and
you're like no it's okay i'm mexican that's what
i told her i was like You know, I get it. I get
it. Like, I understand, like, yeah, there's definitely,
like, racism involved and all that. But it's
just to make light of it. Like, I don't actually
mean it. And then I remember making, like, I
wasn't sure, like, where I tip. She didn't like.
He didn't like mixing. She didn't like mixing.
No. Prerogative. Prerogative. Like any Mexican
people. She was very offended. Derogatory. She
doesn't like any derogatory terms. So I remember
on the way back, we were driving. It was like
7 a .m. And some lady cut me off, and I called
her a bitch. And then I realized, oh, shit. She
stopped talking to me after that. Did she use
Latinx as a term? No, she did not. That's a good
question. I know this is off topic, but what
does Latinx mean? I've been wondering. It's a
slur. Is it a slur? It's not a slur. It's like
a PC term. It's when people try to be too liberal
about things. I'm all for being liberal. It's
a Latino or Latina person that could identify
as either because it's 2026 now. If you want
to go by either, it'll be Latinx to them. This
is way more in -depth than I thought. The issue
with that phlegm though is that you could in
theory just use Latino because like for Spanish,
it's one or the other. But like if you're talking
about a group of everybody, it's Latinos. Like
guys or girls, it does not matter. It's just
you could already use any of it. So if I went
to a party, which I do often, what I say, who
here is Latino X or Latin X? Would people raise
their hand or would they be mad? They would ask
you to leave. Yeah. Okay. That's kind of all
I need to know. Not nicely. They would probably
ask you to leave. Really? I never would have
known without this entrusted group of... The
next Mexican restaurant you go to, you should
say that. Hispanics of Latinxs? Now, do any of
you speak Spanish? Martin does. Martin does?
Okay. indeed that's unrelated i'm just curious
as to which i want i do wonder if there's a hierarchy
with those who can speak spanish than those who
don't i wonder if there's like a level of like
um hispanic people are kind of ticked off by
those who don't speak spanish is that is that
a thing oh yeah i definitely think i'm better
than dickie and tim all the time Well, first
of all, Decky's Filipino, and I did not know
Tim had affiliations with the Hispanic culture
until right now. I have general Spanish knowledge,
not as good as Martin's, but there's definitely,
if you don't speak Spanish, you're looked upon
as lower. I think they call them gringos. Is
that what they call us? As a gringo, I can see
a total shift in those who speak Spanish and
those who don't. Just from my work, it's like
those who speak Spanish think very less of those
who don't, even if they're Hispanic. In other
words, Becky and Tim are trash, right, Martin?
Pretty much. Just making sure. It's okay. You
said my name wrong. It's fine. All right. I heard
it. I was curious. He's going to say something.
It's okay. It's only known each other for like
five years. It's whatever. Yeah. Who would, uh,
Jackie, did you say who your first celebrity
crush was? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did at one
point. I'm drinking on this, by the way, even
though I don't care to answer. I just feel like
if I don't get more, it would be worthless to
drink it all. Right. Who was your first celebrity
crush? For me, it'd probably have to be I think
maybe Jennifer Aniston. If not her, then definitely
Selena Gomez. What? You said Selena Gomez or
Jennifer Aniston? Yeah, because I can't remember
who was first. I can't remember who was first.
What movie caused it? Was it A Long Game Polly?
For Jennifer Aniston? No, Selena Gomez. Yes.
I think it was just Friends. I just remember
seeing her in Friends and I was like, ooh. Okay.
That's an answer. So, Ronnie? Honestly, mine's
Selena Gomez. But if I do want to go far, far
back. You don't have to. That's fine. Probably
Jessica Simpson. Oh, that's far. Jessica Simpson,
yeah. Okay. But my first real, real crush was
Selena, but yeah. Really? It's interesting that
two out of five people so far were into Selena
Gomez. What was it about her in her younger age
that you guys found attractive? Yeah, that's
a hard question to answer. Her face? Yeah, just
like her looks. Her face? So it was face first,
personality second. That's good to know, too,
about your character. Yep. I like brunettes.
Okay. Decky, who was it? Was it like a young
Meryl Streep? Who was it? A young Meryl Streep?
Or an old. It doesn't have to be young. You look
like a Joan Cusack type of guy. That's funny.
Joan Cusack is from School of Rock, the principal.
Yeah, she's actually from many things. Don't
disrespect her, but go ahead. She's a multi -talented
actress. Mine was Emmy Jo Johnson. Who? The Pink
Power Ranger. Oh! Kimberly specifically? Is that
her name? Techie, you can go to any Comic -Con
and meet her, probably. No, I'm good. Kimberly
Hart. Kimberly Hart. Is that her name in the
Power Rangers? Yeah. I did not know that. I mean,
I didn't realize it until you said this, but
yeah, that's probably spot on. I was very attracted
to her when I was younger. Oh, yeah. They revived
the series? They revived it. I don't know if
she's in it. I thought they made a movie. She
is in it. I don't know if I had any specific
celebrity crush, but I do remember having a fondness
to the shower scene from Starship Troopers. Oh,
I'm going to look that up right now. Hold on.
Shower scene? Troopers. Shower scene. How do
you spell scene? Shower scene. Wait, have you
guys never watched Starship Troopers? It's been
a long time. Isn't there a bunch of dudes in
there? Women in there too? What the hell? I don't
know. I'm looking at TikTok. That means more
than you think. Look, all I'm telling you is
that all I see is a dude when I type that in.
If you watch it, there's women in there for sure.
Okay. Rodney didn't say the Fast Times at Ridgemont
High scene. That was a co -ed showering scene.
That might be a more valuable question. Who was
the first movie that you'd seen that you wanted
to ejaculate to? Go ahead. Me, the Spartans.
I'm not answering that question. Really? Wow.
Yeah, no, I'm drinking to that. That's intense.
Mine was Team America, the puppet movie. Go ahead.
Made you want to ejaculate? I won't say it made
me want to, but have I? Yes. Keep going. I'm
sorry. Puppet or Muppets? There's a lot to unpack
with that. There is with both. I'm learning a
lot here. I got to pee so bad. Without us? Are
we taking a pee break? Actually, we need a pee
too. Let's all go pee. I'll go pee too. We need
a pee too. Everyone feel good? Yeah. Alright.
Ronnie, do you want to start laughing so that
it's a good bridge between when you edited? Perfect.
List one positive and one negative thing. I do
want to know this. This is honesty. This is honesty.
All right. Let's do it. Go ahead, Ronnie. Start
with your co -host. This would be great. I don't
have anything to say about any of you. No, Ronnie,
you got to do it. No drinks allowed. No drinks
allowed for Ronnie. What his problems are about
me, I already know. Can I go halfsies and say
the positives but not the negatives? No. Then
I'm drinking. No, you can't drink. Then I'm drinking.
Roddy, come on. You can do this. No, no, no.
No drinking out for this one, Roddy. Pretend
that you're not with us. We want to know. I can
handle constructive. Give us your true feelings.
I'm going to go hard on all of you. He's going
hard in all of us. He's going to go hard on us.
I got too good of a heart, man. Anybody ask for
that? Come on, Ronnie. You got a drink for all
of us, though. Yeah. Yeah, that's five of us.
He has to drink twice for each of us. There's
two things. Oh, there's two things. Oh, man.
I'll drink for who doesn't answer. How's that?
No. We're all going to answer. Go ahead, Martin.
All right. Let me start with... Start with Ronnie,
I guess. One positive thing. I think he's like
one of the most like grindiest dudes on like
out of all of us here, especially like one of
the people that like put in a lot of effort into
their content. And I honestly, I envy it because
I wish I could do I could do that. I did try
to like imitate even a little bit of what you
could do. But I think I burnt myself out very
like at the end of last year. Unfortunately,
but yeah, I admire your your your your F your.
Your ethnicity. I admire your ethnicity and your
work ethic. I think you mean tenacity. I think
it's his work ethic, to be honest. He works pretty
hard when it comes to content. When it comes
to content. When it's his actual job, he talks
shit about it all the time. Which is fine. He's
kind of mid on that. Thank you. Negative thing?
Go ahead. But... Go ahead. Fuck, this is actually
kind of hard. I know, that's why I drank. I have
a very easy negative thing about Ronnie. Don't
take mine. I think we have the same one. I'm
curious if we have the same one. I'm curious
if you guys have the same one too. I'm trying
to think of something really quick though. You
have... No, I don't. Actually, yeah, you do.
You have a heavy infatuation on a person that
is completely out of, you know, not necessarily
your league, but like out of reach. That's fair.
That's fair. Yes. That's fair. Depends on what
you mean by infatuation. Just to back you up,
Ronnie, I've learned that it's not as intense
as we may think. Maybe so, but in my eyes, the
way I see it, this man... I also got another
one. You say you're an absolute freak, but I
never see it in action. That's valid. You're
all about talk, but you never walk the walk.
We will be talking about some mildly freaked
out stuff in the chat, and Ronnie will be like,
oh no, I can't believe I walked in on these freaks.
If you was a real freak, you'd be participating.
That's what I'm saying. That's not a negative,
Ronnie. That's not a negative. Don't worry. We
want evidence. On his BDSM test, he's like the
freakiest dude out of all of us, but I never
hear anything about it. I never see it. We need
a video. Show us the video, Ronnie. Show us the
tapes. We'll pay. Release the files. Let's keep
going. I got some for Phlegm. uh phlegm i think
you are i think the funniest person out of this
like group for sure i whenever i listen to the
podcast i can't wait for something witty that
you always say like something witty or funny
i i look out for it because we're both like fans
of comedy so i like to see like where you get
your influence from and like uh like how you
deliver a joke it's very it's very and not necessarily
you don't have like a dry humor you're very just
witty you're very quick and i i admire that too
that's great tear me down go ahead You need to
work harder on stream and content and stuff.
I really wish to see you more, and I really want
to see you more. It just sucks that you don't.
You don't got to worry about that because guess
what? This will shock you. I'm not interested.
I'm half interested. There's times, but I appreciate
your feedback. I really do. no i understand i
remember but it's because like you guys talk
about on the podcast all the time like talking
about how like you're coming back or like you're
not coming back or yeah i just wish you know
you make up your mind at least well it's not
about making up my mind which i i genuinely i
appreciate that anyone listens at all um that's
nice but i definitely want to be a part of the
space i just it's it's not as simple as being
a part of the space you know what i mean so i
appreciate that you should go and kill tony yeah
yeah it's right there yeah it's right there actually
um it's right there it's close um decky positive
thing about you uh it's not much i can't think
of a you know what that's fair i think the same
thing about myself no no um um i i i love how
like um i guess happy -go -lucky you are with
like any situation you're very nonchalant and
that's cool because i feel like i i get serious
a lot of the times when i don't really need to
be especially like in games i was pretty serious
like with apex for example i felt like an asshole
whenever i would play with you guys and like
i would be like mean but i feel like in any game
that you play you're just very chill you're just
a general chill person and i i think that's cool
uh negative thing though um well here we go Hopefully
it's so dramatic to the point you guys don't
talk about it. Flynn's here for the drama. He's
ready for the drama. Bad thing is I just think
you're a piece of trash. You're just not someone
I would ever hang out with. That's a positive
to me because I like being degraded. So what
do you hate about your best friend? Go ahead.
What do I hate about my best friend? I actually
you know I do think this is negative though it's
not really like a massive thing because it's
more of like a boundary thing necessarily but
I feel like you don't really share a lot of like
personal stuff and it's not necessarily like
a bad thing because like I said it's like a boundary
thing but I don't know I feel like I do know
you very well but there's like some things like
I just don't know about you pretty bad and that's
not like from my perspective it's bad that you
don't speak up more yeah It's, it's, it's, it's,
it's in my eyes. I think like, oh man, I wish
I like knew more about decades like past or something,
but like, I feel like I don't know. That's like
constructive criticism about my lore. Well, you
made up like a fake story about you crying to
a song. Like that was. Yeah. Yeah. You were making
that up. You really cried about. Okay. Understandable.
Last but not least, Tim. Oh, positive. I think,
I think it's positive that you're like a fucking.
uh what's the what's the word um i think you're
probably one of the most out -of -pocket people
i know and i think that's a great i think that's
a positive thing it's not a negative thing at
all i think it's really fun like just just waiting
to see what you're gonna say next like i would
look out for your streams and like i'd be excited
to like see what the fuck is gonna happen like
what's what's gonna happen next a negative thing
though is um i felt like uh I feel like we've
been a little bit out of touch, mostly because
you've been busier. And I understand that. But
that's like a negative thing that I've noticed
between us. That's fair. No, life's just been
busy. But things are going to calm down once
March hits. I just got to wait like literally
two months from now. No, to be fair, last year
got a girlfriend. And then this shortly after
that, my sister got engaged. So it's like life's
just been turbo busy. So it's like, dude, I can't
do anything tonight. My sister got engaged. I
can't. No, no, no. It's just a lot of busy. My
sister's having the best relationship of her
life. It's not that it's just like, she has a
lot of stuff planning and then she has like a
lot of events going on or like then started going
back to churches. Like life's just been busy.
Tim, do not hang out this weekend with any of
your friends. I need to invite you over for church.
I need to invite you. I don't know. I believe
it. But I do want, I have, that is, okay, I know
it's not my turn yet. I have noticed that and
I am trying to make an effort to start either
playing games with people again or join Call
of Duty and talk to people more again or at least
hop into chat. i i know martine and dana ring
me about it and i was like you know what this
is fair i would only lurk in chat there was like
two or three months where i did not like type
in anybody's chat except for like hello sometimes
and i would just lurk and not say anything and
i've been trying to like actually chat like hey
what's up what's going on i am going to try to
like be more active again and like set stuff
up i don't know everybody's like my friends it's
like i love my friends but then like life's been
busy and it's like no i gotta How do I word this?
The adult thing of like, yeah, the adult thing
of like, these are my friends. And if I want
to be part of my life, I have to actively do
something for them to be part of my life. I like
that answer. I really do. That is Martine saying
that negative. That is something though that
I have been thinking about. And I do want to
work on time management wise. Even if it's just
like one or two, three days a week where I'm
like, I'm dedicated to, I want to try to reach
out to people and do something on these days.
I love that. That's a good answer. Genuinely.
Who has not gone? I think Martin's the only one
that has gone. Ronnie's a coward. I thought I
had more time. As you were talking, I was thinking
of things. I have a goldfish memory and I'm forgetting
most of them. I was trying to write them down.
I got this. I'll start, so my order is going
to be Ronnie, Phlegm, Martine, Decky, just because
that's how you guys are for me. Starting with
Ronnie, I'm going to go for the first one. Kind
of piggyback off of Martine, but, like, I love
that Ronnie finds the absolute most niche games
and has fun with them. And I like that Ronnie,
even if a game is Dookie Buns, Doodie... cheeks
he will try to find a way to make it fun at least
for him or at least for stream and i do also
love that if you have a game night if ronnie's
not busy with like work has to be done or like
some sort of family event he will be there to
support whatever you're doing even if it's in
chat or joining he will always be there and i
love that about ronnie that he's very much a
supportive friend thank you my least favorite
thing about ronnie He does not turn off motion
blur whenever he plays video games. That's true.
That's true. Can I say I turn motion blur off
on our creators. You'll be proud of me on that.
I'm proud. I'm proud. Ronnie, sometimes it is
so hard to watch your stream and it's just the
motion blur. I swear. If I'm watching you play
a first person game, sometimes I gotta click
away and it's not because I don't love you. I
cannot deal with the motion blur. It hurts me
to see it. Oh my god. I hate that so much. That's
fair. When Decky said it, I knew we were on the
same wavelength because we've talked about it
before. We love watching your streams. It's the
motion blur. I hate it. I can't deal with it.
Okay, I got you. gosh i did i do always forget
to go into my settings and change a lot of things
yeah like if you see my games like lag a lot
or just look bad because yeah i forget i forget
to go in my settings okay i just jump on he's
like at maxed out settings motion blur on fov
at 70 nothing i can live with everything else
except the motion blur that's fair i got you
Yeah, your FOV is also always, like, really low.
Like, Ronnie's, like, staring at it. It's like
looking through, like, a tiny -ass little square.
Looking like Nick Merz. I would just love if
Ronnie optimized his game settings just a little
bit. Like, just, like, motion blur off, FOV up.
That's all I'm asking. Not even all the way.
Like, you put the FOV where you want. I got you.
That's pretty easy criticism to make you perfect
in his eyes. That's great. It would be so, like...
it would be so perfect if ronnie just turned
that off that's wonderful okay with horror games
i understand it though i get like certain games
for the ambience like it is like a thing but
who has not gone wait i'm not done yet yeah you're
still not done for phlegm i love when you would
stream i loved uh a lot of like your concept
especially like that you had um At the time.
I don't know if you ever finished it. But you
were doing like games A to Z. Like once a week.
And you had like a week to beat the game. And
you had like consequence. I really like ideas
like that. Where I'd be like oh that's like.
And it starts getting like more and more niche.
Like with like certain letters or certain stuff.
Like I wonder what game I can beat in a week.
And I love like getting outside the box. With
content ideas and stuff like that. And I do wish
like Martine. That you would stream or like come
back to content creation. To some form. Even
if it's not streaming like videos or something.
Yeah. Whatever it is, I would love to see that
because I feel like content creation -wise, you
are very creative and you are like Martine Witte
and stuff like that. And it'd be nice to find
some way to interact with that aside from the
podcast. I accept your answer. Thank you. Martine,
I love that this is just, I love that Martine
as a friend. no matter if he's sleeping he somehow
still answers my messages like he's always there
if you need him for like anything tech related
friend related like to game or do whatever it
is that you want to do he will respond somehow
like through his sleep like yeah like i think
i've asked him tech questions at random times
that he was definitely knocked out and he still
somehow got me the response i was like okay but
he's always there if you need him um negative
wise I feel like it's not even that negative,
but sometimes maybe a little bit too competitive
with certain stuff when we'd play Apex or something
like that. But that's like whatever. I don't
know. I don't know if there's any big negative.
No, that's big, buddy. That's big. I worked on
that, though. That's good. I would say Deki...
I don't know about Deki with this. Deki is also...
I'm not going to go too much into it, but I think
recently... I'm not going to go into this on
this podcast. Maybe in the future, I'll talk
more on this, but it was like a realization for
me that I had. And Decky was even more of a friend
in the situation that I thought that, how do
I word this? Like everybody's like, I view you
guys all as like good friends for me, but Decky
made me had a relation. Like, no, these are like
actual, like not just online friends. He's like
really good friends. I care about like me beyond
just like the gaming stuff like that. And I think.
That that was like a very nice. I think that
he's a very good genuine friend Like how have
you all of you probably on the same level, but
he helped me have that realization. I Do wish
though for Deccy It's like a mild negative that
he would uh The same way on our pod that me and
Martine interrupt each other all the time I wish
he would interrupt us more often and be more
like pushing his thoughts or his ideas or his
jokes, whatever it is I know that we're loud
and rambunctious, but I just – no, I just feel
like you could – I wish you would do it more
often because I feel like we interrupt you a
lot or, like, we stop. We interrupt you a lot.
I have to, like, cut you off. I have to cut,
like, myself off or cut off Tim. Like, oh, Decky,
say what you need to say. Say what you need to
say. Yeah, sometimes I feel like myself doing
the same thing where, like, I have an idea. I'm
like, no, I want Decky to say his first before
I go. I know I might go on a rant, but I just
– sometimes I just wish, like, that you would
just push your side of the way and be like, I'm
going to say my thing type of thing. Yeah. I
know you got it, but it's just... I don't know.
I will accept that. I will accept those terms.
Alright, who's next? Good answers all around,
honestly. Oh, it's Decky's turn, right? Yeah.
Yeah, how much do we mean? It is my turn. You
guys mean the world to me. I'll just go in my
order. It's Ronnie, Tim, Martina, and Phlegm.
For Ronnie's positive. Um, I just think, man,
I think Ronnie's like super like chill about
a lot of things. He's super reliable. And I think
he'll probably like move mountains to like, make
sure like he, he does like what's asked of him.
Like probably not even like super huge of a favor.
Like he'll, he'll do it for you. Like he'll come
through and like, and like, make things happen.
And he'll be there on a whim, like for our podcast,
for example, like we'll ask him super last minute
if he wants to hop on and he'll be there. It
would be super like enthusiastic about joining
us last minute. And I, I admire that about Ronnie.
Thank you. Um, man, I feel like this is therapy.
I feel like we're in AA. Might as well be. It's
hard to come up with negatives. I just, for everybody.
Maybe not negative, but constructive. Constructive
criticism. That's very true. That's why I said
I could do the positives. It's just the negatives
that were super hard to do. The negatives had
Ronnie hard. I don't know. Sometimes Ronnie's
rage scares me. When he really rages about a
game. It really scares me. I wish we could have...
Okay, wait. speaking on that i wish we could
have had a blood pressure cam for ronnie during
his elden ring run oh i know honestly i just
know that was through the room angry during that
that was funny because when he's playing a multiplayer
game or a single player game he'll just like
rip into something like full -on just like getting
out all of his demons for the day like he's just
taking his anger out on this one thing and it's
just it scares me a little bit i will say that
i thought ronnie was never gonna beat that game
but he proved me wrong i was i'm not gonna lie
i thought the same thing because there were certain
times where i was like ronnie what the fuck are
you doing i was watching i was just confused
yeah the first 24 hours were like brutal for
him and then after that he'd locked in and i
was like okay Yeah. Well, there were definitely
times I was like, there's no way he's making
it past these random bullshit areas. Yeah, his
persistence to bring a positive out of this,
his persistence is crazy. Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, no, I don't plan on playing that game.
So, kudos to you. I feel like Tim, for the most
part, he's kind of like the person that other
people want to be around. I feel like whenever
a friend or a group situation pops up, everybody
asks, like, where's Tim at? He's the life of
the party. He brings everybody's spirits up.
So I think this is positive. Probably another
one is that I kind of agree with a lot of your
perspectives on things. You try not to please
everybody with your opinions. I see that. You
try to see things from the other side. I guess
you make people realize that people have differing
opinions and you respect everybody else's opinions
as well. That's really cool. That's really cool
positive. thinking of a negative really bugging
um i don't know i would just say like it's not
a negative but it's kind of a positive because
your stream quality it's just like it's like
it's like shabby but like in a good way like
some people's if some people make it work and
i think you make it work i don't know if that
was that was good enough of a thing But it's
funny. And I don't want you... No, I just don't
want you to change it. Your production quality
is shit, but he thinks it's funny. I should improve
it. It's like Tyler One's mic. That's fair. Tyler
One also used a $10 keyboard. He blew up off
of a $10 headset, a $10 webcam, and all that
stuff. And that's just his whole content personality.
um for martin here we go here we go i didn't
write a negative down i'm reading i'm sorry um
i don't know if i said this for tim but martin's
also reliable you know he's just i guess there
when you need him if you need to talk to him
about something tech related or whatever the
subject is um he's also like i think a natural
leader when it comes to things like he'll be
like the in -game leader for a lot of things
that we play so he kind of calls the shots and
does a lot of that so and you know i i appreciate
him taking that initiative in those situations
um and just i don't know a good friend overall
uh i guess The downside of that is probably the
Apex thing. I don't know. Just like Tim said.
I'd have to agree with him. Competitiveness,
yeah. I worked on that. Like I said, hopefully
I've gotten better. For one, I don't really play
Apex because of that. The competitiveness that
I would be. I always had this ego and I hated
it. I hated it. And it shows up in different
games here and there, but I suppress it. I'm
like, nope, don't, don't, don't act like this.
To piggyback off of Decky a little bit, I do
appreciate that in the leader aspect, if you
want to play a game and you want to get a group,
you can ask Martine to host it. He might be like,
you're a bitch for this, but he will host the
game for you. He'll help you get everything set
up. I wanted to do Gary's mod. Martine helped
me get Gary's mod. I think that whenever he wants
to do his SCP or whenever any sort of game night.
martin is a very reliable person to reach out
to and be like hey i want help with like setting
this up and he'll help you get the group he'll
help you like yeah sure you have to reach out
to your own people and get whoever as well but
he will be there to like help do that he's also
the leader of our podcast because you know martin
also gets horny on main a lot and that i'll leave
that there is that a bad thing or a good thing
uh i'll leave that up to you Okay, moving on
to Phlegm. You don't have to say much. It's fine.
I have to drink for you because I can't think
of any negatives, but I'll say you were a very
good content creator. You're very natural at
it, and I think all of your ideas and stuff are
very unique. And your personality is affectionate.
It's affectionate. Oh, that's nice. That's a
good word. Makes me want to stay in your stream.
That's a good word for it. And I can't think
of a negative. Yeah, there you go. Just waiting
to see that. That's good. Well, I appreciate
it. Is everybody gone? Yep, you're the last.
My last one? Okay. I will start with Tim. My
opinion of you is very positive. I've only ever
seen... You seem like a guy that does what he
wants when he wants. I don't know if that's accurate.
I'm basing this off of just from my little interaction
with you. It just seems like you're... I wouldn't
say the word above, but you're just going to
do what is inherently you. And I really respect
that. I've always respected that about you. it
seems like no matter how low the bar is, you're
going to be a part of it. I don't know if that's
offensive or not, but it does seem like that's
part of like your journey. And that's also, that's
a negative, I guess, in a way, but it could be
like a negative because like you might yourself
wrapped up in things that you don't necessarily
enjoy, but you've decided to participate in.
But overall, you can say he's a little too brown.
It's okay. Yeah, yeah. Overall, anytime that
you've been involved in a project or anything
that I've seen, I don't see that I'm getting
someone who's trying to be someone. I see that
I'm getting you, which is really honestly admirable,
in my opinion, just to stay authentic through
this entire journey of. I guess you would say
content creation. I don't know if what we do
is considered. Not to offend, but I think that
you're a big part of being who you are, which
is really admirable. So I really like that about
you. Is that a positive? Yeah. A negative would
be the same thing. It's kind of like part of
the whole picture. You are who you are, and I
like that. Decky. I hope you see my background.
Yeah, I would say a similar vibe with you. I
do still get the sense of reserved. I think it's
just part of your personality to not be up in
the forefront. I don't know for sure. I could
be wrong. But through the interactions I've had
with you, you seem like someone who is showing
themselves up to a point, and then you hold back
a little bit, which is completely fine. I don't
see a negative to that. I just think it means
that you keep content creation and personal endeavors
separate. It might be true. It might not be.
That's just the impression that I get. Overall,
it gives me a positive impression of you because
every time I've ever coordinated with you or
talked to you, you've always seemed really genuine
and kind. But that could be wrong. You could
be a total piece of S word. I don't know. Are
you? Answer that. Are you? You'd have to ask
Emily. That's fair. And that's the truth, too.
You're one of the only people in this group that
has a constant witness to who you are as a person,
which only validates how strong you are as a
person from my perspective. Like I said, you
seem really genuine, and I hope that you are.
I'd hate to be disappointed in finding out that
you're not how you present yourself. Martine,
very similar feelings, except with you, I feel
like I'm not getting the full grasp of what it
is you're into. I know that you're into, correct
me if I'm wrong, but you're into micro... Penises.
Micro penises. I know that for sure. But you're
into niche electronic stuff. Is that true? Yep.
Is that accurate? Yeah, I like retro consoles
specifically. I like fixing them up and stuff.
And I always find it really admirable to see
someone who's into what they're into and not
feeling ashamed about it. I've lived a life of
being interested in things but not wanting to
share. It's really cool to see that through your
streaming career that you've been able to express
your interests along with all the antics of it
is that comes with streaming, especially with
the, what do you mean by that podcast? It's really
cool to see who you are as a person versus who
I see you as a content creator, if that makes
sense. That's important to me. And hopefully
for all of you, the three of you that I've talked
about, I see you guys more as people than I see
you as content creators, which I think is important.
And you guys do a good job at showing who you
are before you show what you're trying to deliver,
if that makes sense. And then Ronnie, of course,
he's my driving force in this entire space. I'd
probably... Probably would not be into this space
nearly as much if it weren't for Ronnie. He's
done a good job at like. He doesn't even realize
it. But like just staying so focused on even
the most minuscule things. Even if it's like
just consistency. Which is hard I feel like for
someone like me. Just every week showing up for
a podcast. And being a part of it has been really
monumental in my life. Even though. I've canceled
a lot. I know he's seen that. I've canceled and
put off a lot of times where I should have been
ready and he wasn't ready. We push it to another
day. I'm thankful for his ability to navigate
with positivity through everything that comes
his way. A negative thing is that he's Ronnie.
Just kidding. A negative thing, I guess, would
be he's too accommodating in a way. I wish that
he would be a little bit more moved or a little
bit more upset when I had to make a last -minute
change because I know this is really important
to him, and I know he must be seething through
his teeth whenever I have to make a change for
our podcast. So it's really kind of him to pursue.
the um the route of what would you say i don't
know the word but like um kindness maybe that
he still like uh gives me the benefit of the
doubt even through all the uh the times where
it's not so easy to just turn on the camera and
record an episode okay but yeah there's my uh
that's my top four criticisms did i give everyone
a positive and a negative if i didn't give you
one let me know I think that's it. Did you give
me a negative? I don't remember hearing a negative.
I'll give you a negative right now. Let's do
it. He's brown. I'm pretty light. Let me see.
I feel like don't take offense to this. I won't.
You promise you won't? I promise I won't. You
know, I said that without having anything and
I thought something was spawned, but nothing.
Yeah. I figured you're like, okay, I'm trying
to stall. I'm trying to stall. Yeah. I'm stalling.
I'm stalling. Negatives would be like, I don't,
and this could be just because I don't really
like watch crazily, but like, I don't know where
your goals are. I know that you really like content
creation, but I also feel like you're dabbling
in other things outside of content creation,
which is fine. But I would like to know more
about what your, what your hopes are for this
industry. And honestly, that goes for everybody
here. And if we could end this conversation with
what our hopes are, I would really like that.
Because we're all here together on a, what day
is today? A Monday night. We're all here together
on a Monday night, and we're choosing to be together
and drink alcohol together in unison. And it's
just like, for what? So what's the goals here?
I'm really curious. uh i guess i'll just say
like the reason why i do this is like it's for
me like i'm being selfish like i'm having fun
like doing this uh i i genuinely think it's just
for like something i want to do like something
where i get to find entertainment and if it just
happens to entertain other people then so be
it like i'm having fun doing what i'm doing and
if i can entertain others while i'm doing it
then shit i'm gonna keep doing it you know but
is that is that true is that how you genuinely
feel or is that that is how really that is how
i feel digestible i like i love making people
laugh i love entertaining in that sense i love
trying to like be the witty one or try to like
you know get get people just bring the vibes
up and i feel like a lot of people can agree
with me on that like people who know me like
they really see that i'm the kind of person that
tries to like See the positive out of everything,
try to be optimistic and, you know, make sure
everybody's having a good time at the very least.
And I do that with streaming. I do that with
any kind of content I do. I do that with with
you guys here. Like I'm trying to like I try
to be positive and have fun for me and then also
help others be have a good time as well. Genuinely,
I like it. I feel that. What about you, Ronnie?
Me? What are your hopes? I mean, I don't want
to sound the same, but I'm doing it for the fun
of it. Hopefully people like my content. I mean,
what do you want me to say? Like I do it for
the fun of it. If people like it, I hope they
do. I'm always trying to come up with new ideas
to entertain people. And again, I started doing
this as a way of getting out of introvertness.
That's why I started doing like music and streaming
and everything just to like get myself out of
like just being by myself and being around people
and showing what I love to do. And just hope
people like it and enjoy my content and hope
for the best. I love it. And personally, Ronnie,
I love you. I think you're great. Like I said,
you've motivated me. You've motivated me in ways
that I can't even express just through your tenacity
for trying to make it in this space. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Anybody else or are we
going to go on to show and tell? I think we should
do show and tell. We can move on. Let's rock
it. I'll drink to that. That's fair. I just want
to get this out of the way since I'm already
here. I went through a lot of debates on what
I was going to bring up tonight. for show and
tell. I ultimately decided on this. Can you see
it very well? What the hell? That's a bowling
pin? I thought that was a rubber duck. No, this
is a bowling pin. I do appreciate that you thought
it was a rubber duck because I'm not very proud
of this, but I am somewhat proud of it. So this
bowling pin was something I created in high school.
Ronnie, after we were together. This was junior
year. I always thought it was a cool example
of my ability to try to think outside of the
box. It was a bowling pin instruction on how
we have to be artistic on. I decided to turn
it on its side and do it this way. I made Pac
-Man eating a ghost. I thought it was a really
cool penguin. Yeah. It could be however you interpret
it, but this was the initial interpretation.
Just, you know, the two bars on the side and
Pac -Man eating a ghost. It's always been important
to me because I feel like every time someone
has an artistic project like that, they follow
the general structure of a bowling pin. but I
tried to change it and make it a matter of perception,
how you turn the bowling pin. So I've always
felt like it was something cool, and I've had
it for a really long time. So I made this junior
year, or sophomore year, junior year. And that's
what I have, a bowling pin of a Pac -Man eating
a ghost. Did you make that for funsies, or was
it part of a woodshop? It was a funsies thing,
but I was hoping one day it would lead to the
revelation of the American people to take over
the government. I can see it happening. If you
look closely, you can see that this ghost is
in distress, similar to those who are affected
by ice. That is true. That's how it translates
to 2026. I had intentions the whole time. Now
that's woke. yes very very very woke all right
who's next that's mine okay uh ronnie's next
ronnie's next you want me okay uh i i went the
funny route because i really didn't know what
to do i had a couple of different options i went
the funny route so i just thought of the funniest
thing that you know you guys would find humorous
i uh and going back to a question that we had
i brought i brought selena Oh my god. You have
a cutout of Selena Gomez in your house? Where
do you keep it? Where is she at normally? It's
on your dresser. It's on your dresser and it
looks at my bed. You have a cutout of Selena
Gomez on your dresser? Pause. Pause. What's your
favorite Selena Gomez song? Tell Him What Kindness.
One? That's disgusting. Two? Two, I don't believe
you. That's the only reason why you like her.
Very nice. Thank you. That's cool. Where did
you get that? It was a gift. Did you print it
out? No, it was a gift. Somebody gifted it to
me. Can we get that under a blacklight? I know
this is unrelated, but I bought blacklights for
my children in their rooms. And they're just
as cool as you remember it. They're very cool.
Okay. That was literally yesterday, so go ahead.
Martin? All right, I'll go up. I have a couple
things. One of them is funny. One of them is
kind of cool. It's like a little bit of history.
What do you guys want? Funny or cool? Both. Cool
first. Cool first. Okay, so I don't know if you
guys know a lot about Nintendo products over
the years. I know some of you guys are, some
of you guys aren't. There is this device that
Nintendo made called the Game Boy Pocket. I don't
know if you guys remember that device. It was
kind of like the Game Boy Color, but it was smaller.
And it ran on AAA batteries, like two AAA batteries.
It was one of the more efficient devices that
they first made. Because they had the fat Game
Boy called the Game Boy... damage i think it
was like the really big thick one i have that
too i can't really show that but um they made
the game boy pocket which is like a miniature
version so it uses like less batteries but in
japan they made this other device called the
game boy light so it's a game boy pocket but
it has a backlight so you can actually see like
in the back like you can see what you're looking
at instead of having to like have a light on
it the entire time you can play in the dark oh
that is cool and they Only released in Japan.
I have a game that we can put on there. That
is dope. Yeah, it was really cool. I saw it one
time and I'm like, yo, this is fucking awesome.
I didn't know this existed. I had no idea this
existed. It's huge. Yeah, you can turn on and
off the light. You can turn off the light or
you can turn it back on if you want. There we
go. Yeah, this is Pokemon Blue, I think. We're
not going to get copywritten, right? No. I doubt
it. Okay. Yeah. It fully works. The backlight
works and everything so you can play in a dark
room. I just think it's a cool piece of history.
That is really cool. That's great. I like that
a lot because I remember when I was growing up,
a bunch of my cousins got the Nintendo DS. Do
you remember the DS? I love the DS. I was working
on a Nintendo Advance. I had a Game Boy Advance.
and I was super upset when they all got DSs,
but I got a DS, and there was a magnifying screen
that showed the screen bigger. Do you know what
those are? The attachment, yeah, the attachment
you put on there. Yeah, I remember thinking that
was so cool because you could see the background.
That's cool. Yeah, that was really cool. I can
show you guys my funny one. It's something my
brother gifted me. It's a knife. It doesn't look
like a knife. Oh. But when I do this. Oh, shit.
It's stuck. It's a knife. You should reach for
that really fast and pretend it's your wallet.
Fallen officers are looking at me. Have you ever
used it for anything? I use it to open up packages
here and there when I want to show it off on
stream. I've shown it a couple times on stream,
but it's not really a side piece. I just like
having it here because my brother gave it to
me and I thought it was kind of funny. It's really
cool. Nice. I like it. I really like it. That's
me. Deki, tell us about what interesting item
you have. Well, I have a few things. I'm not
an interesting person, so I'm just going to show
you a bunch of signed stuff that I have from
people. You're interesting to me. I appreciate
that. I have just a couple of signed albums.
This is Kendrick Lamar. This is Jeezy. But what
I want to get to are the TwitchCon. This is what
really matters, the TwitchCon. badge signatures
if it focuses. There's Mr. DJWC at the top. That's
Ronnie. That's Cherish. What is that thing next
to Ronnie's? Is that a penis? Next to Ronnie's.
That's XQC. Did you choose next to me? Nice.
Who's this one? Oh, that's Loopy. Nice. We know
that guy. We know that guy. Oh, is that Ren above
me? Did she just put her name right over mine?
Yes, she did. She did on purpose. Yes, she did.
What year is this? 2023, Las Vegas. It has only
one signature. Oh. Who's? That's not what I would
have guessed. Ever. I didn't collect that many.
Okay, this one has a few other streamers. This
is... I don't know what year this is. It doesn't
say. I think it's 2023. This is... Fuseli, Valkyrae,
and KKatamina. That was at that one meet and
greet. One meet and greet. I think that's all.
Yeah, that's all that's on there. This is my
first ever TwitchCon. In 2019? 2019? These are
all smudged. Oh. There was one from... There
was one from Trick2G on here. But that smudged
completely off. But there's XQC again and then
there's Lyric. Oh, Lyric. Nice. That's cool.
Some of my memorabilia from the TwitchCon. Past
TwitchCon years. That's sick. That's awesome.
Yeah. Yep, yep. I think that's all I have. Oh,
I can show you my Anime Expo badges from the
past few years too. Nice. You've gone to every
one, huh? I think mostly. This is 2025. This
is 2024. 2023. This is 2022. And then this is
from 2019. So I don't think they had a 2021.
Which year were we? We were 20... 2023 or 22?
Okay. 23, pretty sure. 23. Okay. 3 makes sense.
Nice. Actually, no. Does 3 make sense? No, it
might be 2 or 3. I think it was 2 because I moved
here in 3. Oh, you know what? You're right because
I've been here for 3 years and it was before
I moved here. Yeah, it's 2022. Okay. I have...
It better not be the helmet, Tim. It is the helmet.
Oh, it's the fucking helmet. I knew it. Oh, wait.
This is the Halo 3 Collector's Edition helmet.
It's a little bit beat up, worse for wear. Definitely
would not be resale value, but it's the helmet
that they sold as a Collector's Edition for Halo
3 when that originally came out, and it's because,
you know, it was the first... I guess so I have
not a lot but like several collector editions
the games was the first one my parents got me
of that and it was a game that was very important
to me because Halo was like the game I played
with my dad a lot when I was growing up as like
a co -op game and stuff like that and I remember
I was like there's memory so like Halo 3 was
a game I was extremely excited for when that
came out nice sick nice last but not least yeah
Wait, what? I think everybody went. Oh, we're
all done. Is that everybody? Hey, I want to tell
everybody they had great answers. Thank you.
You had a great answer as well. Oh, thank you.
We'll do one more. I'll drink to that. Let's
just go into some trauma and I'm not going to
do that today. I think we're good. I think we're
good for this episode, guys. For 69th episode,
I thought we were going to get a lot freakier,
but we got really sad. I think we had fun, though,
too. It was fun. I thought the questions were
going to get freakier, too. We'll go ahead and
end it there. Again, guys, tell everybody where
they can find you guys individually, and then
tell everybody where they can find your podcast.
It's all about you guys right now. Take the floor.
One by one. Thank you, First. Twitch .tv slash
Deckie. I stream sometimes, maybe. You gotta catch
me on a good day. But I'll be there. But if not,
I'll be on the... What do you mean by that, Podcast?
On Tuesdays, sometimes at 5pm. Sometimes on time
at 5. Sometimes. Yes. You can find me streaming
sporadically as well on Twitch at con underscore
dualsit. And also on YouTube now sometimes because
dual streaming. But I do want to start posting
videos on there. So, yeah. Nice. And you guys
can find me at twitch .tv slash martincantdance.
That is spelled Martin. I'm also one of the co
-hosts of What Do You Mean By That Podcast every
Tuesday. Hopefully at 5 p .m. live on the Twitch
page. You guys can follow me on Instagram, same
name everywhere, martincandance, Twitter, YouTube.
I've been posting clips last year. I took a hiatus.
I want to get back into it soon. There's a lot
of content that I want to get out there that
I want to push for, so keep an eye out. Cool.
and uh you guys just celebrated 100 episodes
so you guys are in the hundreds now congratulations
uh i hope to see you guys keep going i tune into
every episode even if i'm just lurking or if
i have to watch a bot i'm still there i check
it out um you guys are great at what you do and
uh i'm thankful that you guys you know invite
people like me and Flem on your pod to talk
i'm glad you guys could have made it to this
pod to celebrate 69 with us and uh to have you
guys on in the future that would be awesome and
uh yeah so until then y 'all go check out what
do you mean by that podcast on uh on twitch and
until then everybody have a great night and uh
we will see you guys for episode 70.