1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,720 Hey there, welcome to Sound Sketchy, where we're all about layback laughs and good vibes. 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,400 I'm Kyle James, and I'll be your host for this audio adventure. 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:23,480 Sometimes we'll have guests, other times it's just you mean the voices in my head, but today, 4 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,680 our guest is my good friend JaI Limbani. 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,000 Say hi to the audience, Jai. 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Hello there. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,240 Alright, now picture this. 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:36,000 Quirky characters, absurd situations, and a whole lot of laughs packed into every 15 minute episode. 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,760 That is the magic of Sound Sketchy, and you're about to get a front row seat. 10 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:44,800 So, whether you're on your daily commute, chilling at home, or just need to breathe it from real life, 11 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,080 Sound Sketchy is here to bring you laughter and good company. 12 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,560 I'm Kyle James, and this is Sound Sketchy. 13 00:00:50,560 --> 00:01:20,080 Enjoy it. 14 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,840 Hush little baby, don't you cry. 15 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,840 Your mom is gonna leave without saying goodbye. 16 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:32,000 And if that goodbye's too hard to bear, 17 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Mom is gonna haunt you with an icy stare. 18 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 If that stare should freeze you through, 19 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,760 Mom is gonna sell your soul brand new. 20 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,840 And if that soul fetches quite a price, 21 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,520 Mom is gonna buy herself something nice. 22 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,600 And if that something should spark joy, 23 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,360 Mom is gonna forget about it, baby boy. 24 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:03,360 So, hush little baby, close your eyes tight. 25 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:13,760 Mom is gonna vanish into the night. 26 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,960 Well hello there, temporal time travelers. 27 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:21,200 Welcome to the first episode of the Time Travelers Podcast. 28 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,880 This is the podcast where we open up our mics to visitors from the past, 29 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:33,440 present, and future. I'm Nero Stug, and I'm beyond thrilled to embark on this unique journey through time with you all. 30 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:39,840 Alright, so any minute now, we are expecting our first guest to materialize right here in the studio. 31 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:44,240 And I gotta tell you, I've got my fingers crossed on a renaissance painter, 32 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,680 or time-traveling dinosaur enthusiast. 33 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,120 Oh, this is gonna be epic. 34 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,040 You know, I thought about getting some futuristic snacks, 35 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,960 but I wasn't sure if they'd be into our primitive Earth suit. 36 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:04,240 And, oh man, I had no idea who's gonna show up. 37 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:10,480 Maybe I should have breast-up on medieval small talk, or dinosaur trivia. 38 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:18,800 Or, but anyway, hindsight's 20-20, right? 39 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:25,360 Yep, any minute now. 40 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:31,520 Maybe they're, maybe they're fashion-delayed, you know. 41 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,680 Time travel can be a tricky thing. 42 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:38,560 Tardiness might be a relative concept for our guests, right? 43 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:48,160 Yeah, we're an understanding group here at the Herets and Time Travers podcast. 44 00:03:48,160 --> 00:04:14,960 Maybe I thought that's a coordinate throng or something. 45 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:20,560 Okay, maybe I got a little carried away with my excitement. 46 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:26,560 It's just me and the microphone alone in the present. 47 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,720 No time-traveling guests, just Doug. 48 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:42,240 And the sound of his own voice echoing through the space time continuum. 49 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,520 But anyway, tune in next week when hopefully someone exercises a graces with their presence. 50 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:57,680 Until then, this is Doug signing off from the Time Travers podcast. 51 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,120 Hello there, sir, and welcome to the Kosherkush Kingdom. 52 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,160 Hey there. 53 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:02,880 Hi. 54 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,680 Hi there. 55 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,280 Uh, we are a tight-knit family here at the Kosherkush Kingdom, 56 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,600 and we're looking for new members to join our team. 57 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,360 So, tell me a little bit about yourself, 58 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,800 and why you think you'd be a good addition to our family. 59 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,640 Well, first off, I've loved the KKK family since I was a child. 60 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:23,040 And, uh, you know, like, burning stuff is cool. 61 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,320 You guys do that really well. 62 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,840 And then, like, we just cool too, and yeah, I want to get in on all that. 63 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:35,440 All right, so how would you deal with new problems as they arise? 64 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,120 Don't. 65 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:38,240 No? 66 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:40,560 Okay. 67 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,200 Don't, yeah. 68 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Right. 69 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,520 So, what are your qualifications exactly? 70 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,480 I'm in school for marketing. 71 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,080 Okay. 72 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,760 And, uh, when was that? 73 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,720 When did you graduate? 74 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,560 Yeah, I learned a lot, actually. 75 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,720 And I came to realize that I am just a natural-born salesman, 76 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,880 and actually I have a really good idea I want to fish to you. 77 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,000 What? 78 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,200 No, we're not, we're not pitching anything. 79 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,400 So, imagine a designated cannabis smoking room 80 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:15,200 where you and several friends can just openly drink and smoke and eat and just chill out. 81 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,040 Kind of like a Sheeshah lounge for weed. 82 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:23,200 And then, not only would we be providing a nice chill lounge area, 83 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:29,760 we also provide all the snacks, refreshments, and a metric fuck ton of weed. 84 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,680 What is it, what unit of measurement is that? 85 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,040 A metric fuck ton. 86 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:35,360 Okay. 87 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,320 And then, like, think about it like, 88 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,040 like, hmm, like a hotel mini bar. 89 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,640 Like, we leave them in a room with all these temptations 90 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,840 and charge them for any and everything that they use. 91 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,520 Even the water. 92 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,120 The water? 93 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,200 Okay, I guess while we're discussing this, 94 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:57,120 would you per- 95 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:58,800 how much would you provide? 96 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,680 Like, the accessories? 97 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,960 Like, you're- you have- 98 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,080 Yeah, I don't know about all those details, 99 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,160 but I do know that I want to call it the gas chamber. 100 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,120 What? 101 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:07,680 What? 102 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,880 I- I- 103 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,880 Why would you choose that name? 104 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,560 Because obviously we need them to know our weed is gas, bro. 105 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,040 Howler. 106 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:23,920 But, is there anything as kind of offensive to the millions of families affected by the Holocaust? 107 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,400 Dude, are you not listening? 108 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,320 I didn't say anything about holograms. 109 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,160 I don't even know if holograms have feelings. 110 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,080 Now they have families? 111 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,360 What the fuck are you talking about? 112 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:33,840 No, I- 113 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:35,200 What? 114 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,240 What? 115 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:36,800 Are you- 116 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,520 I just mean the name is not PC. 117 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,920 Dog, I- I don't think you're getting this. 118 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,320 Of course it's not PC. 119 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,640 It's GC. 120 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,000 It's the gas chamber. 121 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,280 There's no P in gas. 122 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,840 You're not- you're not woke then. 123 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,800 Listen, buddy, I- 124 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,240 Okay, first of all, I'm wide awake and I- 125 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,320 All I'm trying to say is, 126 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:07,840 it sounds like a good idea on paper, but we really need to work out some logistics. 127 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,320 Man, I don't get this. 128 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,760 Why are you hating on me right now? 129 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,160 What? 130 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,360 I thought you were chill, bro. 131 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,480 Like, I thought- I thought maybe we could go to like Denny's or something after this. 132 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:16,960 What the f- 133 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,560 Why would you think that? 134 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,840 Man, you're- you're gonna sit here and tell me you don't like Denny's. 135 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:24,880 That's not the issue here. 136 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,760 Who doesn't like Denny's? 137 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,920 This is supposed to be an interview. 138 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,040 Can we please get back on track? 139 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:31,600 Fine. 140 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,720 I'll do it your way. 141 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,480 Now, if we do a background check, is there anything I should know beforehand? 142 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,320 Background check? 143 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,280 Yeah, I'm half-jumakin' on my mom's side. 144 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:44,240 What? 145 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,320 So, um- 146 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,040 No, that's okay. 147 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,160 I mean, my wife's co-worker's daughter's fiance's mom is black, 148 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,360 but that's not what I meant. 149 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,480 I- I never mind. 150 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:58,560 I- I lost my train of thought and I don't know. 151 00:08:59,200 --> 00:08:59,680 Ooh. 152 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,640 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 153 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,240 That- that actually reminds me. 154 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,840 I have another idea I wanna face you. 155 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:09,520 So, basically, in order to, like, uh, advertise the gas chamber, 156 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,840 we round up all these people and we put them on a train, right? 157 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,440 Oh, no, no, no. 158 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,520 No, and then. 159 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:16,960 No. 160 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:18,480 Please. 161 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,360 God, oh my god. 162 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,480 Please stop talking. 163 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:21,040 No, get out. 164 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:25,920 But, bro, I am not your bro. 165 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,520 Oh. 166 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:29,920 So, no Denny's? 167 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:31,680 Jesus Christ. 168 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,520 It's- it's what you guys didn't call me. 169 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,320 Won't. 170 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,800 You know, folks always think Ms. Piggy and I had this fairy tale romance, 171 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:58,240 but behind the scenes there was anything but- she'd showered me with affection one moment. 172 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:05,360 And the next, well, let's just say her karate chop wasn't just for the show. 173 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:15,680 Well, she had her reasons. 174 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,560 She always did. 175 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,800 Jealousy, insecurity, fame. 176 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,240 It changed her. 177 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,160 But I stayed. 178 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,080 Foolishly, perhaps. 179 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,080 Hoping that she'd change. 180 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:34,720 Hoping she'd love me the way I deserved. 181 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,320 But love, it's a funny thing, isn't it? 182 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,720 Blinds you to the truth. 183 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,720 Makes you believe. 184 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:46,720 And second chances, even when they're just illusions. 185 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,720 So here I am, pouring my heart out to you all. 186 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,720 For our anxiety could make it work with the pig. 187 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,720 A cautionary tale perhaps. 188 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,720 Or just the ramblings of a broken dreamer. 189 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:13,840 And yet, despite it all, I still believe in love. 190 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:21,440 And no, not the kind that Ms. Piggy offered, but something quieter. 191 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,880 Something real. 192 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:29,040 So here's from your beginnings, my friends. 193 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,960 Finding love in unexpected places. 194 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:37,840 And never settling for anything less than you deserve. 195 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:49,760 I'm sorry, it's just... 196 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,040 It's not easy being green. 197 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:02,800 Well, how'd it do? 198 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,640 I'm looking for an off-road vehicle. 199 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,160 Anything particular, Matt? 200 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:10,400 Well, I need some storage space, but I don't like parking big vehicles, you know? 201 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,120 Don't like parking big vehicles by yourself, huh? 202 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,520 No, it's a hassle. I want something compact, you know? 203 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,720 Ah, yes, I love a good... 204 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,120 Compact... 205 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:23,600 Vehicle. 206 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,960 Are you okay? What just happened? 207 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,680 What? 208 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,200 Do you love the feeling? 209 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:43,040 Of getting your hands behind the wheel of a big, tough, rugged, hand-to-duty, sexy truck. 210 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,080 Don't want people to think you're overcompensating for something that may be a little... 211 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:49,520 Small. 212 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,640 I... guess? 213 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,800 That's awfully specific. 214 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,160 Well, no need to fear, cause Ford's here. 215 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:04,320 And with the new Ford micro, you can rest assured that everyone thinks you have a monster in them. 216 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,040 Oh, I... with a monster? 217 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:07,840 That's right. 218 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,520 Ford is redefining tough with a sleek and compact, 219 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:19,360 military-grade aluminum body with a 4-inch, I mean, 4-foot cab and a 6-foot bed. 220 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,120 This truck is the perfect size to carry any load. 221 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,960 It ain't huge, but guess the job done. 222 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:31,040 So it gets good days, give it small packages sometimes. 223 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:36,720 So, since it's smaller than a regular truck, is it cheaper? 224 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,080 Oh, no, it's way more expensive. 225 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 Oh, have you sold any? 226 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,600 I bought one. 227 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:52,240 Alright, that is it for tonight's episode. 228 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,560 Thank you so much for tuning in to the first episode of Sound Sketchy. 229 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:03,920 I sincerely hope that you had just about as much fun listening as we did creating it. 230 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:09,840 If you found yourself chuckling, snickering, or even rolling your eyes at our brand and 231 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:15,600 fumer, do us a solid and spread the word. Tell a friend, a colleague, your neighbor's cat, 232 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,880 anyone who could use a good laugh. 233 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:24,880 And hey, if by some bizarre twist of fate you just absolutely despise what you heard today, 234 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,760 well, I'm not here to judge, I mean, but why suffer alone? 235 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,200 Share the misery, pass it on. 236 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,040 After all, laughter is contagious, but so is disdain. 237 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:42,640 So, whether you loved what you heard here tonight, or absolutely just fucking hated it, 238 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:43,840 tell a friend. 239 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:50,480 And remember, our next episode is just around the corner waiting to invade your ears with more 240 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,320 absurdity and hilarity. 241 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:58,640 So, mark your calendars, set your reminders, or just like tattoo it on your forehead, whatever 242 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,160 works for you, you know? 243 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,400 I'm Kyle James, your humble host signing off from the world of Sound Sketchy, 244 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,920 and until next time, stay sketchy my friends.