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and we live baby what's good hello hello hello

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and welcome to the official are we canceled yet

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podcast with your host jojo and your girl tamika

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aka miss all white aka fancy aka encore aka she's

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a lady whoa whoa whoa because i got on a cute

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white dress today Can I put on some blush for

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you? She's only a lady on the weekends. I pull

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my hair back. No shade on the growth, but do

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you see the growth? Let's take a moment to appreciate

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the growth. Lucky for you, we're also on Spotify,

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so they don't have to see that. Oh, okay. Well,

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you can't see it, but no, your girl got hang

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time, honey. It's long, long, long. All right.

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Before we hit record, me and JoJo were talking

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about baby hairs. The revolution of baby hairs.

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And why I am not included in that? Because my

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hair don't work like that. She don't work like

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that. We said back in our days, we had a swoop

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-de -swoop. Okay. Listen, I'll never forget.

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Quick story. My first day of high school. And

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my sister was a ponytail queen. Okay? I had my

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ponytail. She say, I'm going to give you swoopty

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swoops. You a freshman. All right? You got to

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elevate. I'm going to give you some swoopty swoops.

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I had my three swoopty swoops on the side of

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my ponytail. You couldn't tell me nothing, honey.

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I had a boyfriend in a week. We never talked

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to each other. We just kissed in the hallway.

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And on the bus. Why was that a thing back in

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the day? You want to be my girlfriend? You want

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to be my boyfriend? Yeah, yeah. But never talk

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to me. I'm never talking to you. We have nothing

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in common. You're like a grade or two ahead of

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me and you wear a mini book bag. Also, don't

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look at me in the hallway. Listen, like you was

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up there, but I was thick. So I probably look

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like I was up there too. But thick as in. Not

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like booty. Just to be clear. What you're saying

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is he was a predator. Don't say that. No one's

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a predator to this day. Don't say that. What's

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his name? I'm not even saying. What's his Instagram?

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Honestly. What? Shout him out on the pod. Shout

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him out on the pod. Who is it? I couldn't tell

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you his name. I was a freshman. You think I remember?

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We didn't talk. We only kissed in the hallway.

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This is what happened. We was in the hallway.

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Oh, this is also why I liked him because he had

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golds. He was fine. He was cute. He went chocolate

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with golds. And I was like, oh, yes. And he came

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up to me. He was like, you want to be my girlfriend?

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Yeah. And we sat on the bus by each other. But

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we never talk. I'm screaming. So if this video

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comes across your For You page. And this is.

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You don't remember anyway. He broke up with me.

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Oh, it was so bad. It was so bad. Oh my God.

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Did he make a scene? No, I was on my way to break

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up with him. This was, it was awkward. This situation

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was awkward. So I was on my way to break up with

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him. He was on his way to break up with me, but

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we was coming down opposite sides of the hallway.

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So I was at my locker and I didn't see him coming,

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but I had already planned to go find him. And

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he came and I turned around. He's like, don't

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break up. He knew you was going to do it. That's

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why he did it. That's fine. And then at lunchtime,

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he was sitting with some other girl with real.

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So y 'all go together. They did. And it was,

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I'll tell you how toxic it was. On the bus, we

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got off. And he got off at the stop before me.

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He went with Shorty. And I said, oh, y 'all doing

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naughty things. And I wasn't down. Okay. I don't

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know you like that. I can't even remember your

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name right now. Okay. Okay. Boom. But then my

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next stop was my boo thing. So I had to go see

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him. And I hope he listening. So he know you

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wasn't the only one. Oh, yeah. It all started

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with a swoop. Not a baby hair. Wait a minute.

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So moral of the story, children, if you didn't

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catch that, you can get a man. You can pull.

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With swoops. With a swoop. Not with baby hair.

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There's no more. Please. No more than three swoops.

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Nope. At my big age, I got two. On the side.

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There's one right here. A big one here. And then

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I might have some flutters. Hello? I'm going

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to call them fanny flutters because that's what

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they be throwing out on Love Island, which I

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will get into. I don't know if y 'all can see

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that, but swoopty swoop. Oh, I see it, honey.

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Yeah. And it's oiled down. And that's all you

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getting from me. It's oiled down. For those who

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are not watching us, JoJo has a curly. A curly.

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I'm going to call it a... puff pro situation

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because those things are tight but they juicy

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with oil running down each follicle she got the

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swoopty swoops oh my god give me good and a little

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bit of glisten you just described a jerry curl

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but am i wrong yeah you are wrong my thing ain't

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that juicy i ain't even gonna hold you I ain't

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even going to hold you. I think we do need to

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bring back jerry curls because the hair was juicy,

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always moisturized, and it was long and healthy.

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It was long. You'll never get a coil that long.

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All right. So reimagine almost a jerry curl,

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but shrunken. And less juice. Listen, also, are

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we on the topic of hair and juice? Hair juice!

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Hair juice! Wait. That's brilliant. I'm sorry.

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She's so extra. Did I just come up with something?

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No, you didn't. Is there something called hair

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juice? Yes. I need it. What'd they say? I need

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it. Give me 15 of them right now. I need it.

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Give me 75 of them right now. Oh my gosh. I need

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some hair juice. What's in it? Stuff for your

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hair? I don't know. I'll use that. Oh my gosh.

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I need hair juice. Brief moment of silence for

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me to collect myself together and also talk about

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our sponsors. You see that I said silence because

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we do not have them yet. But if hair juice is

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in the loc business, for those that can't see

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me, I'm swinging. I'm swinging that ponytail.

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There's not many companies that really cater

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to the loc community. And I feel like that's

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texturism. I would feel the same way. But I'm

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also not sure if there's not that many companies

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or I just don't look. No, it's not that many

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companies because I need y 'all to advertise.

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Okay. I need a conditioner. I need specific.

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Listen, if you hear me, if you hear me algorithm

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world, when this goes out, I need a product that's

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going to save my locks from all the bleaching

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that I do to it. Because as much as I know, I

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don't need, I do not need your input today. As

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much as I say, I'm not going to bleach it. These

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roots are not going to be here long. They got

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to go. Yes. In the back of the class, Jojo. Hi.

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Yes. I know what would help. Go to a professional.

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That would help. If anyone would like to do my

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hair. For the low, low price of less than $50

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that I spend to dye my own hair and break it

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off willingly. If you are a professional and

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can dye my hair blondes and keep it healthy and

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be healthy after, I will promote this. I will

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promote it. I will promote that. Until then.

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I will continue to experiment and hope that my

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hair don't fall out tomorrow. Because Operation

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Giraffe is not complete yet. Did I fill you in

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on Operation Giraffe? I don't want to know. Just

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quick, quick, quick, quick. I'm on a fitness

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journey. I feel like everyone knows this by now.

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Wait. Let me, can I guess? Are you trying to

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get a long neck? Baby, listen. Sometimes the

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scale won't tell you what you want to know. Okay?

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But the body will. And the longer this neck get,

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the longer I know I'm close to completing Operation

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Giraffe. I need clavicle. When this thing is

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poking out, be prepared for me to be on my worst

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behavior. And it's going to happen before the

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end of the year. Please, please. I'm going to

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have less clothes. Behavior going to be nasty.

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Wait a minute. Hold on. Less clothes? You already

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don't wear clothes now. So you're just going

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to be in skin? Even less than that, friend. Oh,

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I'm not going to be anywhere near you. All I'm

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wearing in the winter is Uggs. Not going to hold

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you. Because when this clavicle comes out and

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this neck start to looking like. my girl stretch

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it out my girl said in the winter all she's wearing

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is a as long as your feet warm man them nipples

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about to be pointed like a mother you know how

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i feel about nipples okay moving on um at all

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cost okay you have to give the people what they

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want that's gonna take a minute Is that all we're

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going to talk about? No, that's not all we're

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going to talk about. So make it quickly because

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I don't watch. Oh, I can't. I don't watch the

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show. So I have no feedback. That's why I need

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to give you a recap and I wrote down notes. I

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don't need no recap. Just go ahead. Talk about

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love. All right, y 'all. Listen, I'm obsessed.

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Let's go back to the year was anytime in between

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2020 and 2023. That I myself, like the rest of

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the world, was stuck in a house bored. Bored

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in a house. Bored. Okay? What is it? In a house

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bored. You know the riddle. Okay? And my good

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friend, Shanice, says, watch this show that I

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was against with my whole heart. But I watch

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it. And I watch another episode and another episode

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and another episode. And to my surprise, this

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comes on every day. If you know me, I like something

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that comes on every day. I'm hooked to Love Island.

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So I'm going to give you a quick recap, JoJo,

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because she does not indulge. Do not. Because

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she doesn't think it's black enough. No. After

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the first season, I was done. After last season,

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which got the highest ratings and really showcased

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the black people, specifically black love, they

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done threw some stuff in there. But it's not

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for the good. Okay, so look, quick recap. Let

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me tell you how the show work. It's a couple

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of adults, mid -level, entry -level to mid -level

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adults, okay? And they go to summer camp in Fiji

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where... You're only talking to each other. It's

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a psychological experiment at most. You stay

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into a hotel before you get there. You can't

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talk to nobody. You got a phone with no internet.

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All you can do is take pictures of yourself and

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become more obsessed with yourself to the point

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where when you go into this summer camp, you're

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introduced to other people. Oh my gosh, I'm so

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excited. And to my surprise, they're all attractive.

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They're all attractive in their fittest self.

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Is there ever a plus -size shorty? Never. Nope.

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Hell no. Never. Because America doesn't find

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plus size attractive. That's a topic for another

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time. Okay. So boom, you come in, you couple

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up. This is my couple. Automatically, they're

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teaching you to go on ahead and make something

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yours that you don't even know. On top of that,

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I'm about to sleep in a bed with you. Oh my gosh,

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who's sharing a sheet? You're so close to me.

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Move out that way. Give me some space. There's

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none of that, all right? We bypass all of that

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process. The first time you come in, I don't

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know your name, but I'm gonna kiss you down.

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I'm gonna kiss you down because I wanna be known

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as the best kisser in the house on day one. You

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couple up. This is what we got. right now do

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a quick recap you got your original people that

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come in too all right we got austin shelly ace

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if i forget you it doesn't matter because you're

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probably not gonna watch this nick alandria you

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got oh my gosh i didn't even write down his name

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because he pissed me off so much taylor you got

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ulisa ulisa is a little firecracker she gets

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kicked off immediately nobody knows why but apparently

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she was dropping n -bombs all over the internet

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So she had to go in the middle of the night.

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I was like, where is Shorty at? I had to go on

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TikTok. She had to go. I don't know who's doing

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their research behind this, but baby. Wait. You

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didn't get fired. Was she Hispanic? Yes. Another

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conversation from another time. From Miami. Then

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we have Bella. Oh, Hawaiian sweetheart. All she

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want is Ohana. We ain't got time for that shit.

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We trying to be sexy. Are you a Christian? Wonderful

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girl. Wonderful girl. But if you ain't trying

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to get down with the get down, you gots to go.

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So she went. Okay. So now it's getting messy.

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You got Ace and Shelly. They the blackest of

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the black. All right. I love them. Ace is from

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WAPS. I feel like I live close to there. I have

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no idea. No, you don't. WAPS is hood. Okay, but

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the girls from Ace and Shelly, they real cute.

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They a thing. Boom. You got Austin and some new

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girl. We don't really care about that. We got

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Huda and Chris. That's a C situation. First off,

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Huda and Jeremiah was together, okay? Day one,

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he was obsessed, kind of, sort of. I love that.

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But the boys were upset about it. Like, why are

00:16:17.360 --> 00:16:19.200
you so mad that I came in and I found a connection

00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:21.299
on day one and this is who I'm trying to rock

00:16:21.299 --> 00:16:25.149
with? I'm not trying to. Mix and mingle. I like

00:16:25.149 --> 00:16:27.990
this girl right here. If anybody, listen, if

00:16:27.990 --> 00:16:31.350
you want me, give me some Jeremiah love. I want

00:16:31.350 --> 00:16:34.669
to be Jeremiah -ed. Not to be confused with Amaya

00:16:34.669 --> 00:16:37.049
Papaya -ed. You don't know nothing about that.

00:16:37.129 --> 00:16:38.889
I'll tell you a little bit later. Jeremiah, they

00:16:38.889 --> 00:16:40.970
get the boot. They said, you're not playing the

00:16:40.970 --> 00:16:44.710
game right, my brother. One, we're here to find

00:16:44.710 --> 00:16:47.350
love, but also we get $100 ,000 at the end of

00:16:47.350 --> 00:16:49.649
this if we make it to the end. So you got to

00:16:49.649 --> 00:16:51.330
go because you probably got the best chances

00:16:51.330 --> 00:16:56.360
because you loyal. And Ace said, guys, crew,

00:16:56.539 --> 00:17:00.500
like grease lightning, get him out of here. And

00:17:00.500 --> 00:17:03.259
he was gone. Boom. So then you got Alondra and

00:17:03.259 --> 00:17:05.859
Taylor, which is the other black couple. Alondra

00:17:05.859 --> 00:17:07.559
come in. She like, I just want a country man.

00:17:08.019 --> 00:17:10.140
That's all I want. Somebody open doors for me.

00:17:10.619 --> 00:17:14.400
Be real respectful. You know how I shoot. You

00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:15.940
know how to wrangle some stuff. I ride on the

00:17:15.940 --> 00:17:17.980
back of that horse with you. And Taylor came

00:17:17.980 --> 00:17:22.569
on. Lassie and Oni and up. The quick. The quicker

00:17:22.569 --> 00:17:24.690
he lassoed, the quicker he switched up on her

00:17:24.690 --> 00:17:32.210
ass. Okay? So, everybody in A couples, when you

00:17:32.210 --> 00:17:34.309
feeling your most comfortable, they split you

00:17:34.309 --> 00:17:37.029
apart, put you on two different summer camps

00:17:37.029 --> 00:17:40.269
with a whole nother group of men and women that

00:17:40.269 --> 00:17:42.049
have been watching you from day one. So they

00:17:42.049 --> 00:17:44.250
got their eye on you and they want you. And who

00:17:44.250 --> 00:17:51.079
do they send? A six, seven chocolate man. You

00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:56.440
should have led with that. Yeah. A 6 '7 overseas

00:17:56.440 --> 00:18:01.680
basketball player. And he ain't skinny. He got

00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:07.740
a little meat on his bones. And he be standing

00:18:07.740 --> 00:18:12.180
on bed nets. So he say, Shelly, I want you. You

00:18:12.180 --> 00:18:18.859
were ace. He 5 '10". Tiny man. I want you. Shelly

00:18:18.859 --> 00:18:25.890
said. Pick me up. And he did. Okay. So you mix

00:18:25.890 --> 00:18:28.170
and mingle with your little connections. All

00:18:28.170 --> 00:18:31.609
right. All right. Amaya Papaya. She hook up with

00:18:31.609 --> 00:18:35.309
this Asian persuasion. You know what? It's a

00:18:35.309 --> 00:18:37.250
lot. That's a lot. I'm not even going to go.

00:18:37.289 --> 00:18:40.130
I'm going to just go to what's going to set you

00:18:40.130 --> 00:18:42.990
up the most. Okay. Alondra. She's like, I'm hands

00:18:42.990 --> 00:18:46.470
down. I miss my man. Taylor. We gonna call him

00:18:46.470 --> 00:18:49.049
cowboy. I miss cowboy and I can't wait to get

00:18:49.049 --> 00:18:51.069
back to him. Do you think he waiting to get back

00:18:51.069 --> 00:18:56.349
to you? No. Cause who's on the other summer camp?

00:18:56.690 --> 00:19:03.309
A new shorty. She come in and she say, um, I'm

00:19:03.309 --> 00:19:05.569
a cheerleader and I just, I wanted to be a vet

00:19:05.569 --> 00:19:07.329
when I was a kid. And I think I want to do that.

00:19:07.430 --> 00:19:11.859
And Taylor said, I see my future before my eyes.

00:19:12.119 --> 00:19:13.779
She gonna be a vet and take care of the horses

00:19:13.779 --> 00:19:15.500
that I take care of. And we gonna cook dinner

00:19:15.500 --> 00:19:18.480
and make biscuits together. I love this life.

00:19:18.740 --> 00:19:20.779
Meanwhile, Landry over there like, I'm trying

00:19:20.779 --> 00:19:26.079
to get back to my man. Landry get kicked off.

00:19:26.380 --> 00:19:29.960
Boom. Spoiler. If you ain't watching, you ain't

00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:33.299
watching it. Landry get kicked off. Nick get

00:19:33.299 --> 00:19:36.740
kicked off. He went saucy Santina, Sierra. They

00:19:36.740 --> 00:19:39.460
real cute. They real nasty. And the real couple,

00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:43.160
they gonna be swingers. A thousand percent. The

00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:46.019
more and more you get into it, the more and more

00:19:46.019 --> 00:19:49.500
you realize it's a bisexual island. Not for the

00:19:49.500 --> 00:19:51.539
men, but for the women. They all want each other.

00:19:51.680 --> 00:19:56.299
Oh my gosh. And Nick is down. So, boom, boom,

00:19:56.299 --> 00:19:58.500
boom. They wrap it on up. So now, Shelly over

00:19:58.500 --> 00:20:00.420
there talking to 6 '7". We just gonna call him

00:20:00.420 --> 00:20:02.559
6 '7", because that's what matters. all right

00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:08.779
six seven um alondra over here feeding her for

00:20:08.779 --> 00:20:10.619
her man taylor over here talking to cheerleader

00:20:10.619 --> 00:20:13.220
that he talking about give him a little childish

00:20:13.220 --> 00:20:17.539
giddy and alondra like you ain't got time to

00:20:17.539 --> 00:20:21.000
be no kid you a man hello take care of these

00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:25.099
bills she 27 she ain't here to play so what do

00:20:25.099 --> 00:20:30.190
they do they bring them all back together With

00:20:30.190 --> 00:20:31.690
your new connections and your old connections.

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And y 'all figure out who y 'all want. So Alondra

00:20:34.730 --> 00:20:36.730
come back to get her man. Needless to say, oh

00:20:36.730 --> 00:20:39.349
my gosh, she with another woman. Clicked up.

00:20:39.829 --> 00:20:42.269
Kissing in front of you. Cuddling in front of

00:20:42.269 --> 00:20:44.450
you. It's cold outside. He giving her his shirt.

00:20:45.170 --> 00:20:50.890
You know it's flannel. And Alondra here, baddie,

00:20:50.890 --> 00:20:54.869
chocolate. She got real big boobs and a real

00:20:54.869 --> 00:20:57.329
big butt. And I'm just like, how is both of those

00:20:57.329 --> 00:21:00.500
possible? On such a small frame. But I think

00:21:00.500 --> 00:21:06.119
it's real. She live in Texas. I think it's real.

00:21:07.220 --> 00:21:11.599
It's not getting fake. She from Tennessee. Or

00:21:11.599 --> 00:21:14.740
Alabama. But she live in Texas. If she from Alabama

00:21:14.740 --> 00:21:17.799
that makes sense. Tennessee no. I think she from

00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:20.140
Alabama. Because it's somewhere south. She like

00:21:20.140 --> 00:21:23.539
I want a man in the southern region. That's what

00:21:23.539 --> 00:21:26.819
I want. So she come back. He doing all. All this

00:21:26.819 --> 00:21:28.299
stuff in front of her face. Boom, boom, boom.

00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:33.819
Shelly is friends with Huda. I use that lightly.

00:21:34.099 --> 00:21:35.559
No one's friends in here. I only know you for

00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:37.240
a couple weeks and we all want each other's mans.

00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:39.880
So, Huda been having a hard time. She see Mrs.

00:21:40.019 --> 00:21:42.319
6 '7". Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Lights,

00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:45.380
he a man. She be going off. Just a couple episodes

00:21:45.380 --> 00:21:49.859
ago, she was calling her man a bitch. Talking

00:21:49.859 --> 00:21:53.559
about you pussy. Cause she said, look, men ain't

00:21:53.559 --> 00:21:56.819
gonna treat nobody like that. Stand on it. And

00:21:56.819 --> 00:22:01.180
he was like, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm

00:22:01.180 --> 00:22:03.180
not doing this no more. And then Ed and Eddie,

00:22:03.319 --> 00:22:05.079
he's what the internet calls him, sent him home.

00:22:05.180 --> 00:22:08.299
That's Jeremiah. So I had to see six, seven.

00:22:08.400 --> 00:22:10.980
She go to Shelly. She say this, we got a plan.

00:22:11.180 --> 00:22:16.940
All right. I know that you missing Ace. And I

00:22:16.940 --> 00:22:19.259
know that you got a connection with Chris. I

00:22:19.259 --> 00:22:21.819
also would like to explore a connection with

00:22:21.819 --> 00:22:24.400
Chris. So I'm going to bring him back to the

00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:26.019
island. We're going to say each other's names

00:22:26.019 --> 00:22:29.720
so he can stay. You can say Ace. So that way,

00:22:29.740 --> 00:22:31.339
if anybody gets sent home, we ain't got to worry

00:22:31.339 --> 00:22:34.380
about it. And then we can both talk to him. And

00:22:34.380 --> 00:22:37.140
it's for you. I'm doing this for us so we can

00:22:37.140 --> 00:22:42.140
find a connection. Shelly say, in her mind, bitch,

00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:45.960
I know what the fuck you're trying to do. But

00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:47.339
I'm going to let you do it because I want 6 -7

00:22:47.339 --> 00:22:50.839
back in the house. And 6 -7 like, Shelly, I want

00:22:50.839 --> 00:22:54.720
you. So I'ma say it too. I'ma agree too. And

00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:56.339
I'ma come in and I'ma pursue you and I'ma go

00:22:56.339 --> 00:22:58.359
hard. So they get back to the island. All the

00:22:58.359 --> 00:23:00.400
stuff goes down. Ace and Shelly back together.

00:23:00.500 --> 00:23:05.339
Ace on fire. Mr. Watts. Cause he like, my bitch

00:23:05.339 --> 00:23:09.960
is back in the house and she's a mine. But they're

00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:12.339
open, which means they open to get to know each

00:23:12.339 --> 00:23:15.680
other still. Other people. So why this whole

00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:18.460
time you say you open and then I bring back a

00:23:18.460 --> 00:23:22.529
man. When Mr. Watts is all confident. Cause he's

00:23:22.529 --> 00:23:24.730
like, ain't nobody going to do you like I do

00:23:24.730 --> 00:23:26.349
you. So I'm not worried about it. You can bring

00:23:26.349 --> 00:23:30.910
back whoever. Like treat you. I am. I'm the one

00:23:30.910 --> 00:23:33.230
for you. And they're clearly a great couple,

00:23:33.309 --> 00:23:37.589
but you want to be open and explore. Okay. I'm

00:23:37.589 --> 00:23:39.349
going to be open and explore. So this is who

00:23:39.349 --> 00:23:41.470
I want to explore with. So as soon as they group

00:23:41.470 --> 00:23:44.089
up, I used to look at Shelly and say, Oh no,

00:23:44.150 --> 00:23:47.029
no, no. You think you slick. I know what you

00:23:47.029 --> 00:23:51.190
did. He not exploring her. You got. both guys

00:23:51.190 --> 00:23:53.430
in this house trying to talk to you. But what

00:23:53.430 --> 00:23:55.509
happened was 6 '7 ain't talk to her no more.

00:23:55.789 --> 00:23:59.769
He said, I'm not about to chase you. I got a

00:23:59.769 --> 00:24:02.410
woman over here that's showing me she want me.

00:24:02.670 --> 00:24:06.930
You over there looking like you want me to come

00:24:06.930 --> 00:24:10.750
for you. And that's not what I'm doing. So Shelly

00:24:10.750 --> 00:24:13.950
gets jealous. She ain't say that, but she got

00:24:13.950 --> 00:24:19.539
jealous. So last episode. They had it where everybody

00:24:19.539 --> 00:24:23.259
comes together and you can write a question for

00:24:23.259 --> 00:24:27.119
somebody else. You can put anonymous or not anonymous.

00:24:29.220 --> 00:24:33.380
So stuff hits the fan. And people didn't put

00:24:33.380 --> 00:24:38.900
anonymous on it. So you got the Ace, Shelly,

00:24:38.920 --> 00:24:44.180
Huda, Chris situation. Meanwhile, the episode

00:24:44.180 --> 00:24:46.099
before is a heart rate challenge. It's a fan

00:24:46.099 --> 00:24:49.380
favorite. You go. acting like a stripper you

00:24:49.380 --> 00:24:52.420
dance you do whatever you got to do to get their

00:24:52.420 --> 00:24:55.140
heart rates up and then whoever gets the heart

00:24:55.140 --> 00:24:57.500
race up win this time they changed it because

00:24:57.500 --> 00:24:59.220
there's too many people it was a whole bunch

00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:01.400
of a whole bunch of people so instead of everyone

00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:03.779
going individually it was couples so hooda and

00:25:03.779 --> 00:25:06.640
six seven go could have got a little fanny wanny

00:25:06.640 --> 00:25:08.640
she might have been a stripper she might still

00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:12.779
be a stripper okay she go do her thing she pulls

00:25:12.779 --> 00:25:15.599
ace chris pulls shelly and i'm sure they're like

00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:17.299
hey we're gonna pull these people because we

00:25:17.299 --> 00:25:19.400
want to she don't want to explore but she's like

00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:22.759
shelly you know chris pull you like we said back

00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:25.779
in the other summer camp this is what we're gonna

00:25:25.779 --> 00:25:29.240
do we can both explore they do they little flirty

00:25:29.240 --> 00:25:31.599
thing he pick her up kissing her boom boom they

00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:36.339
done who'd over here twerking always laying down

00:25:36.339 --> 00:25:41.730
booty out with dawn and then they clip whatever

00:25:41.730 --> 00:25:43.529
happens and all you see is everybody's face like,

00:25:43.609 --> 00:25:48.150
like, what is her doing? She's going too far.

00:25:48.369 --> 00:25:51.390
Shelly and Chris done. They standing up. You

00:25:51.390 --> 00:25:54.130
still on them. Y 'all making out. Then you turn

00:25:54.130 --> 00:25:58.130
around and reverse count, girl. It didn't show

00:25:58.130 --> 00:26:00.829
what happened, but I feel like it was some in

00:26:00.829 --> 00:26:04.690
the face. I feel like it was some face sitting.

00:26:05.529 --> 00:26:08.839
They ain't tell me that. But Shelly said, oh,

00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:13.539
you took it too far. So now you coming for my

00:26:13.539 --> 00:26:17.140
mans, who I already claimed was my mans, Mr.

00:26:17.279 --> 00:26:20.680
Watts, and then my second man, 6 '7", that was

00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:24.160
on me, and you sneakily talking about it's for

00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:28.140
us, and you taking him too? Oh, this is not going

00:26:28.140 --> 00:26:30.420
to work. And you talking about you a girl's girl?

00:26:31.099 --> 00:26:33.279
What did I tell you about this phrase? Oh, my

00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:37.099
gosh. What did I tell you about this phrase a

00:26:37.099 --> 00:26:40.460
couple pods ago? There is no girl's girl. She

00:26:40.460 --> 00:26:43.759
like, you a girl's girl. So, of course, they

00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:47.059
write that on the paper. They say, how you claiming

00:26:47.059 --> 00:26:50.299
to be a girl's girl and you over here dancing

00:26:50.299 --> 00:26:52.380
on people and doing this and that. So all of

00:26:52.380 --> 00:26:54.220
that stuff starts to spill the beans. But the

00:26:54.220 --> 00:26:59.680
kicker is, the kicker is Alandria Taylor and

00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:03.359
cheerleader. Cowboy, Alandria and cheerleader.

00:27:04.839 --> 00:27:07.920
He came back. He told her. He told Alondra, hey,

00:27:08.140 --> 00:27:10.619
I do have feelings for this other girl. I don't

00:27:10.619 --> 00:27:13.200
know why. We've been talking for a month damn

00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:16.279
near. She's been here for three days. And you

00:27:16.279 --> 00:27:19.400
have feelings for her now. So he's like, all

00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:23.339
right, look, I do have feelings for her. But

00:27:23.339 --> 00:27:25.859
I still want to explore our connection because

00:27:25.859 --> 00:27:27.519
we have a connection. We're here to find love.

00:27:27.779 --> 00:27:29.359
She said, okay. So he's like, I'm going to pull

00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.299
you for chat. He makes both of them breakfast

00:27:32.299 --> 00:27:36.140
sometimes. Like he's showing no effort in her

00:27:36.140 --> 00:27:38.740
at all. So now she in her feelings like I had

00:27:38.740 --> 00:27:41.960
another man in here another country thick man

00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.380
in here That was for me and I was all for you

00:27:45.380 --> 00:27:48.720
like I built you for a truck from the bottom

00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:53.859
up I'm teaching you how to be a man in here Like

00:27:53.859 --> 00:27:56.839
I have put in work honey and I'm looking for

00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:00.339
love and You gonna go for somebody's three days.

00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.920
So she write her stuff on the paper She say something

00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:08.440
like, why don't you be honest and stop being

00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:16.000
a little bitch? He said, what? This girl been

00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:17.900
cool, calm, and collective. Like, it's okay.

00:28:18.339 --> 00:28:20.480
She almost got sent home because he almost sent

00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:23.039
her home because you can only be with one. So

00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:27.359
he could explore this. She keep it cute, but

00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:32.940
she say, you. over here talking about you want

00:28:32.940 --> 00:28:34.619
to still explore me you said in the challenge

00:28:34.619 --> 00:28:37.680
before you want to kiss me back after i kissed

00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.420
you but out of respect for this girl you didn't

00:28:40.420 --> 00:28:43.539
do that you ain't respect me at all i had another

00:28:43.539 --> 00:28:46.400
man in here that i pushed inside to respect you

00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:50.839
you talk about your respect standing on business

00:28:50.839 --> 00:28:52.880
talking about her true feelings for the first

00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:56.839
time He trying to explain this up. There's no

00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:59.220
explanation. You can't say nothing. You showing

00:28:59.220 --> 00:29:01.200
all the respect in the world for this girl that

00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:04.759
you just met for three days. You've been talking

00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:06.359
to me for three weeks talking about she gave

00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:09.259
you a feeling. He gave her a little kid a little,

00:29:09.319 --> 00:29:11.660
you know, childish feeling. She said, are you

00:29:11.660 --> 00:29:17.380
a child? Basically, is you not grown? So then

00:29:17.380 --> 00:29:23.420
somebody else right choose. He said y 'all want

00:29:23.420 --> 00:29:26.940
me to choose? I choose cheerleader in front of

00:29:26.940 --> 00:29:32.119
everybody. Embarrassing. That's embarrassing.

00:29:33.339 --> 00:29:36.599
It's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. It's

00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:38.799
embarrassing, but then also, okay, now I know

00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.519
where we stand because you've been lying. You've

00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:44.859
been saying all this stuff. You know what else

00:29:44.859 --> 00:29:48.299
is embarrassing? What? Going on a show and falling

00:29:48.299 --> 00:29:51.059
for somebody you only met for three weeks. Some

00:29:51.059 --> 00:29:55.119
of them work. Okay, this is the thing. Behind

00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.119
all of these dating shows. And this is why they

00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:00.660
get sued. A couple of them. It's psychological.

00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:04.319
We're tearing you away from everything else.

00:30:04.539 --> 00:30:06.980
You are based. You're living with this person.

00:30:07.779 --> 00:30:11.039
Trauma bond. It's a trauma bond. You're getting

00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:13.440
to know this person only. Even before the show.

00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:19.339
You are in a hotel. By yourself. You're not talking

00:30:19.339 --> 00:30:21.539
to nobody. You don't see the outside world. They

00:30:21.539 --> 00:30:24.720
feed you food. I saw somewhere the only thing

00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:29.160
you allowed to cook is breakfast. Didn't we talk

00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:34.799
about this? Listen, they're feeding you. Also,

00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:39.119
you're sober. You get two glasses of wine a day.

00:30:39.240 --> 00:30:42.839
I think they say it. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Because

00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:44.099
they don't want nobody getting drunk and too

00:30:44.099 --> 00:30:51.900
lit. Yeah. All y 'all eat every day. Excuse me.

00:30:52.180 --> 00:30:57.599
I know this is my big mama mind, but I can't

00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:03.420
eat eggs every day. That's all y 'all do is eggs

00:31:03.420 --> 00:31:09.559
every day. That house stank. It got to. The whole

00:31:09.559 --> 00:31:11.579
set stank. They don't ever talk about nobody

00:31:11.579 --> 00:31:14.859
passing gas, but they have to be. Bathing suits

00:31:14.859 --> 00:31:19.789
and eggs. The girls wear bikinis every day. What

00:31:19.789 --> 00:31:22.950
about their periods? I don't know. It's a mystery.

00:31:24.630 --> 00:31:28.349
I've never once seen anyone wear shorts. But

00:31:28.349 --> 00:31:31.450
also during the day. These are also people with

00:31:31.450 --> 00:31:35.009
little vaginas. I feel like if they do wear a

00:31:35.009 --> 00:31:37.809
pad or if they wanted to wear a non -winged pad,

00:31:37.990 --> 00:31:40.410
they could get away with it. No, no, no, no,

00:31:40.410 --> 00:31:47.299
no. They wear thong bikinis. Oh. Every day. With

00:31:47.299 --> 00:31:51.779
heels. They're walking around in Fiji. In the

00:31:51.779 --> 00:31:56.259
sun. With thong bikinis, E and X. That was giving

00:31:56.259 --> 00:31:59.480
tampon moment. Oh, tampon a thousand percent.

00:31:59.619 --> 00:32:01.700
And we not scared that we not going to leak out

00:32:01.700 --> 00:32:06.799
of that bathing suit. I think it's a small vagina

00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:09.279
thing. Maybe they don't have to worry about it.

00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.539
maybe if you have a small vagina if you would

00:32:12.539 --> 00:32:15.380
like to chime into this conversation do you worry

00:32:15.380 --> 00:32:19.079
about leakage as much when is your time of the

00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:21.220
month are you straight because everything is

00:32:21.220 --> 00:32:27.980
kind of like triangular and it's not it's not

00:32:27.980 --> 00:32:30.220
fatty cat it's not like this because that's a

00:32:30.220 --> 00:32:34.599
fat it's like this if you two not like this because

00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:37.420
that's puff it's like this if you two have been

00:32:37.420 --> 00:32:42.380
a victim Of a small set vagina. Please dial.

00:32:42.700 --> 00:32:48.460
1 -800 -VAGINA -PUMP. That's. 1 -800 -VAGINA

00:32:48.460 --> 00:32:54.000
-PUMP. Yes. If you would like to sponsor. Thick

00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:59.059
fluffy vaginas. Like this. You can be sponsored.

00:32:59.079 --> 00:33:06.140
On this podcast. And we will sell that. We will

00:33:06.140 --> 00:33:13.640
sell that. Hey, yo, all my plus size women tap

00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:19.940
in. Hey, I've never seen a plus size woman with

00:33:19.940 --> 00:33:23.480
a V vagina. I was about to ask if that's possible.

00:33:23.700 --> 00:33:28.200
If you are a plus size woman with no lips down

00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:33.759
there, comment below. We got questions. For those

00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:36.140
of you that's not watching, I have a picture

00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:42.289
of it. I made it out of my hands. By picture,

00:33:42.349 --> 00:33:51.369
she mean her hands. Okay, so it's trauma. Maybe

00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:56.049
it's alerting a trauma response in me for watching

00:33:56.049 --> 00:33:59.549
it because I'm upset. I be yelling, honey. I'm

00:33:59.549 --> 00:34:02.529
yelling at the screen. And then let me tell you

00:34:02.529 --> 00:34:06.549
what they're doing. Last season was so popular.

00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:11.300
The producers are adding in messiness for no

00:34:11.300 --> 00:34:15.539
reason. Because now they're making certain people

00:34:15.539 --> 00:34:19.440
look like mean girls. Before, it was Huda, because

00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:21.360
she was going off. She kept calling her boyfriend

00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:24.159
a bitch and a pussy. I understand that, because

00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:28.119
it was a lot. I don't know how he did it. I would

00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:30.340
have been like, I'm cool on this. I can only

00:34:30.340 --> 00:34:31.800
allow you to call me something like that for

00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:34.340
so long, and I know you for three weeks. But

00:34:34.340 --> 00:34:38.019
to be fair, they did the nasty. and when you

00:34:38.019 --> 00:34:41.119
do that you're attached yeah that's that's another

00:34:41.119 --> 00:34:45.019
thing too i need at least if you're gonna do

00:34:45.019 --> 00:34:48.360
that and you know that there are people watching

00:34:48.360 --> 00:34:50.860
it can't can we promote safe sex where's the

00:34:50.860 --> 00:34:53.599
i mean they do i feel like they do do that you

00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:55.099
gotta get tested you gotta go through all this

00:34:55.099 --> 00:34:57.260
stuff before you go but they don't show them

00:34:57.260 --> 00:34:59.460
they just show them like they might do a little

00:34:59.460 --> 00:35:03.820
the sheets move they're not like they fucking

00:35:03.820 --> 00:35:08.389
they don't do that With the night time. Yeah.

00:35:09.630 --> 00:35:12.389
That's how they show. But immediately after.

00:35:12.750 --> 00:35:15.489
She was like you're mine. I need you to step

00:35:15.489 --> 00:35:19.550
it up. And be a man. And he was like. I'm just

00:35:19.550 --> 00:35:23.690
at summer camp. You're expecting a lot out of

00:35:23.690 --> 00:35:27.469
me. I just met you. So yeah. You can definitely

00:35:27.469 --> 00:35:30.050
tell the ones that's getting down. Because they

00:35:30.050 --> 00:35:33.670
act different towards each other. So. Producers

00:35:33.670 --> 00:35:38.139
now. Like making all these narratives and America

00:35:38.139 --> 00:35:40.199
is supposed to be allowed to vote on stuff, but

00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.199
then they're swinging the votes. Nobody can tell

00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:50.460
me otherwise. So now the black people are the

00:35:50.460 --> 00:35:52.880
mean people and they're the least liked right

00:35:52.880 --> 00:36:02.960
now. Which is interesting because I love them.

00:36:03.880 --> 00:36:06.900
it's true like their emotions are valid what

00:36:06.900 --> 00:36:10.119
they're going through is valid how they're reacting

00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:13.619
is valid but y 'all talking about mean girls

00:36:13.619 --> 00:36:15.980
like we jumping on other people no i'm jumping

00:36:15.980 --> 00:36:19.559
on you because you had your ass and coochie nana

00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:23.719
in my man's face and you over here flirting with

00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:27.019
my other backup man talking about you my friend

00:36:27.019 --> 00:36:30.690
so yeah I'm going to feel some type of way. Yes,

00:36:30.750 --> 00:36:33.650
I'm going to go off on you and the new cheerleader

00:36:33.650 --> 00:36:36.429
because I've invested in this man and he leave

00:36:36.429 --> 00:36:39.929
me after three days. Yeah, I'm going to feel

00:36:39.929 --> 00:36:43.130
some type of way. And for the boys that are standing

00:36:43.130 --> 00:36:46.429
on business calling people out, I mean, y 'all

00:36:46.429 --> 00:36:49.469
just being honest. You know I love a good, honest,

00:36:49.469 --> 00:36:55.449
rude person. Love a rude person. a rude person

00:36:55.449 --> 00:36:58.929
and is it really rude or is it you know you just

00:36:58.929 --> 00:37:04.150
standing on business I don't think it's rude

00:37:04.150 --> 00:37:08.110
at all but that's where we at it was more but

00:37:08.110 --> 00:37:10.289
that's all I'm going to give you right now to

00:37:10.289 --> 00:37:17.050
just know that there is a level of racism there's

00:37:17.050 --> 00:37:19.949
a level of colorism there's a level of there

00:37:19.949 --> 00:37:26.250
is a lot And the producers are putting on a show.

00:37:26.389 --> 00:37:28.429
This is going to turn, if it don't go back to

00:37:28.429 --> 00:37:33.050
what it was before, it's giving Desperate Housewives.

00:37:33.269 --> 00:37:36.869
It's giving Basketball Wives. It's giving Real

00:37:36.869 --> 00:37:41.730
Housewives, Oklahoma, Beverly Hills, Australia.

00:37:43.110 --> 00:37:44.929
Thing is though, that's not going to make people

00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:49.369
stop watching. It's just messy. Before I was

00:37:49.369 --> 00:37:51.750
like, you know, I'm a love girly. I'm like, oh

00:37:51.750 --> 00:37:54.849
my gosh. I'm not going to hold you. I'm going

00:37:54.849 --> 00:37:57.489
to fall in love after four weeks. You're going

00:37:57.489 --> 00:38:02.110
to fall in love after two hours. Because he made

00:38:02.110 --> 00:38:08.210
me laugh. He's so funny. And we get married.

00:38:09.829 --> 00:38:15.530
And it's going to be pastel. And he can pick

00:38:15.530 --> 00:38:20.630
me up. And he's going to allow that? Pastel?

00:38:21.210 --> 00:38:26.300
You think he care? Interesting. I think you need

00:38:26.300 --> 00:38:27.639
to watch out for your man because he's playing

00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:29.659
for the wrong team. No, no. He don't care about

00:38:29.659 --> 00:38:32.440
none of that. He don't even wear clothes in the

00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:36.619
house. You think he care about what we get married

00:38:36.619 --> 00:38:44.500
in? You want a nudist? Oh. I've considered it.

00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.199
They have a nudist community out here in California.

00:38:47.340 --> 00:38:52.400
You want to go? No. First of all, let's get something

00:38:52.400 --> 00:39:01.110
straight. I don't like people at all and I judge

00:39:01.110 --> 00:39:03.929
people based off of their clothing a lot because

00:39:03.929 --> 00:39:08.570
I like clothes so if you don't think I'm gonna

00:39:08.570 --> 00:39:10.730
judge people based off of their nakedness that's

00:39:10.730 --> 00:39:14.469
crazy yeah but we can talk to each other no I'm

00:39:14.469 --> 00:39:16.730
gonna say it out loud you ain't going with me

00:39:16.730 --> 00:39:21.369
I say I'm down and then I went to a strip club

00:39:21.369 --> 00:39:25.869
for the first time and I was like Oh, you went

00:39:25.869 --> 00:39:32.329
to a women's strip club? In Atlanta. Oh. I was

00:39:32.329 --> 00:39:34.789
like, I don't like men's strip clubs because

00:39:34.789 --> 00:39:38.269
I don't like men with thongs on. First of all.

00:39:38.349 --> 00:39:42.670
I like briefs. I also feel like the men's strip

00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:46.230
clubs, they actually... And this is no shade,

00:39:46.250 --> 00:39:48.329
no tea to the women's strip clubs because I...

00:39:48.329 --> 00:39:51.929
Wait, is there such thing? What? Male strip clubs?

00:39:52.289 --> 00:39:57.400
Yeah, or is it just a club? I honestly, I don't

00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:02.059
think that men have like a like a like a like

00:40:02.059 --> 00:40:04.280
a permanent spot where they strip. I think they

00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:06.780
more so do the traveling. Oh, well, I love a

00:40:06.780 --> 00:40:10.340
male review. Yeah, they'll do like, oh, they'll

00:40:10.340 --> 00:40:12.699
be at this club this night or whatever. But I

00:40:12.699 --> 00:40:15.019
think the women like the women's club is like

00:40:15.019 --> 00:40:16.800
more so like a rotate and then you have your

00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:19.739
regular. Right. I was like, wait a minute. yeah

00:40:19.739 --> 00:40:21.880
but this is no shade to the women's strip club

00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:24.300
because i too considered being a stripper when

00:40:24.300 --> 00:40:26.619
i didn't have any money in my bank account and

00:40:26.619 --> 00:40:28.460
that was the first that was my first go -to you

00:40:28.460 --> 00:40:33.260
know what i'm saying yeah but um i also had it

00:40:33.260 --> 00:40:36.519
in my mind like i i want to be like uh what's

00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:41.880
that show we like p -val i i need to see tricks

00:40:41.880 --> 00:40:46.960
i love tricks which is why i like the male strip

00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:50.639
club better one what that's the complete opposite

00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:54.079
no what oh my god they do trip uh tricks flips

00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:57.760
they be doing back flips splits and then they're

00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:01.559
interactive i like audience on they have to be

00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:06.880
i don't want that again and this is another thing

00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:09.719
and i don't care what nobody say y 'all can kiss

00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:13.619
my ass i don't want to see a woman naked i'm

00:41:13.619 --> 00:41:15.820
not attracted to women i don't want to see that

00:41:15.820 --> 00:41:18.599
i don't care care about it I'm not like oh I

00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:20.659
love it but then it's whatever you just make

00:41:20.659 --> 00:41:22.860
it I know what that's like because I have I've

00:41:22.860 --> 00:41:25.920
been naked but yeah my thing is if I if I'm not

00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:28.960
if I'm not on the stage with you if I'm not entertaining

00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:32.300
on stage why am I there because I don't want

00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:35.659
to look at you yeah I like the tricks the fact

00:41:35.659 --> 00:41:42.519
that I know I can't do those I could do it let's

00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:50.269
go to amateur amateur nights Let's go to Amateur

00:41:50.269 --> 00:41:55.130
Night. Listen, you can climb that pole. I'll

00:41:55.130 --> 00:41:57.730
pay your rent for one month. This is how to get

00:41:57.730 --> 00:42:01.630
them. Look, listen. All I need is one month.

00:42:01.650 --> 00:42:03.829
I said this. Wait a minute. This is how they

00:42:03.829 --> 00:42:06.849
get your money. Thoughts like this. Baby, listen.

00:42:07.289 --> 00:42:08.989
And I'm going to tear the house down because

00:42:08.989 --> 00:42:12.170
I'm going to do reverse stripping. I'm going

00:42:12.170 --> 00:42:15.110
to come out buck -booky naked. And then I'm going

00:42:15.110 --> 00:42:27.309
to put my clothes on and walk off stage. They're

00:42:27.309 --> 00:42:30.349
going to reverse and pick that money. Ayo, they

00:42:30.349 --> 00:42:33.929
can't do that. Look, you pick anything off that

00:42:33.929 --> 00:42:36.510
ground. Oh yeah. You out of there. It's over.

00:42:36.750 --> 00:42:39.610
You out of there. Dang. I had a comment and it

00:42:39.610 --> 00:42:46.349
just went out the window. Oh, Tamika. I got a

00:42:46.349 --> 00:42:52.809
riddle for you, baby. You ready? So picture this.

00:42:53.759 --> 00:42:57.739
You have three toy inventors that come into the

00:42:57.739 --> 00:43:00.400
lab and they're like, we need to make something

00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:05.940
that's gonna... And sexy. Yes. Check this out.

00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:10.079
Check this out. The first inventor is like, we

00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:13.679
need something that they won't refuse. We need

00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:16.840
to take it back old school. Let them know that

00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:19.320
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, just like

00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:22.519
the troll. The second one is like, no, no, no.

00:43:23.309 --> 00:43:27.510
We need something that's going to be groundbreaking,

00:43:27.769 --> 00:43:31.570
fashionable, that's going to be trendy like the

00:43:31.570 --> 00:43:35.550
Beanie Baby. The third one said, no, I got it.

00:43:36.469 --> 00:43:41.670
We need the third cousin removed from the Furby.

00:43:42.289 --> 00:43:47.489
What did they create? Is it this new thing? The

00:43:47.489 --> 00:43:56.230
La Boo Boo. Don't say you're obsessed. No. Heck

00:43:56.230 --> 00:44:01.349
no. Heck no. I am 1000 % convinced that the labubu

00:44:01.349 --> 00:44:05.829
is for the weird cousin in the family. I don't

00:44:05.829 --> 00:44:10.250
know. Okay. It was popping up here where everybody

00:44:10.250 --> 00:44:11.750
was paying money. I said, I don't understand

00:44:11.750 --> 00:44:14.110
this. I don't know why. And then it was brought

00:44:14.110 --> 00:44:16.769
to my attention that it was in Lizzo's song.

00:44:17.690 --> 00:44:22.150
Yes. So I hope she has money in that. I doubt

00:44:22.150 --> 00:44:24.820
it. I hope she does because I don't know if anyone

00:44:24.820 --> 00:44:26.880
knew what that was before she threw that in there.

00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:29.039
Oh, no. They knew what it was. It was popular

00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:31.800
before she threw that in there. Really? Is it

00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:34.219
on anime or something? I have no clue. I don't

00:44:34.219 --> 00:44:36.500
know where it came from. I don't know where it

00:44:36.500 --> 00:44:39.559
came from. But do you know the most highest price

00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:44.099
Labubu is at least $1 ,500? That's ridiculous.

00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:47.739
And it's huge. I think. They have different ones.

00:44:49.219 --> 00:44:52.889
It's a teddy bear. Is it something special? You

00:44:52.889 --> 00:44:55.650
literally, it's just like, look, that's why I

00:44:55.650 --> 00:44:59.650
said a troll, a beanie baby and a Furby. That

00:44:59.650 --> 00:45:02.590
is what it is. That is what it is. You can clip

00:45:02.590 --> 00:45:04.969
it on your purse. I don't know what it feels

00:45:04.969 --> 00:45:06.809
like. I don't know if it's squishy or like what

00:45:06.809 --> 00:45:08.989
it feels like. Oh, I don't need it to be squishy.

00:45:09.110 --> 00:45:12.210
Oh, I don't need it to be squishy. But then it

00:45:12.210 --> 00:45:14.929
has sharp teeth. Like it's literally a demon.

00:45:16.329 --> 00:45:19.809
It has to be a cartoon behind it. No cartoon.

00:45:20.969 --> 00:45:25.030
Maybe they're going to make one. I don't know.

00:45:25.150 --> 00:45:31.050
I don't get it. The first time I saw this, hear

00:45:31.050 --> 00:45:36.469
me out. My imagination goes wild. I saw it and

00:45:36.469 --> 00:45:40.929
I immediately was like, I feel like there is

00:45:40.929 --> 00:45:49.269
a toy factory in hell. And they created the Labubu.

00:45:52.139 --> 00:45:55.159
I just thought about the two characters from

00:45:55.159 --> 00:46:01.880
Hercules. Havoc and... Yes. And Wish and Aima.

00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:07.099
Yes. It's their friend. Yes. It's their friend.

00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:12.519
And people got the nerve to be putting rhinestones

00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:14.760
on the teeth of the labubu. Why? Oh, my gosh.

00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:21.159
Are you reading my mind? Why? Wait. Okay. We're

00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:23.199
having this conversation and I keep looking at

00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:27.300
myself. And I'm looking at how my mouth isn't

00:46:27.300 --> 00:46:29.500
opening all the way. And this whole time I was

00:46:29.500 --> 00:46:31.579
thinking, I could get some cheap gems down here.

00:46:32.579 --> 00:46:34.699
I keep telling you to get some at the bottom.

00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.000
I'm literally planning on, I have an appointment.

00:46:39.179 --> 00:46:41.760
I need to get these off. I'm getting them put

00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:46.880
back on. And then I'm getting two, four. I'm

00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:49.440
getting eight. I just have to stop smiling as

00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:56.929
big. Why do I look like mute? I look like, what

00:46:56.929 --> 00:46:59.869
is it when you put it on your nails? I look matte.

00:47:00.090 --> 00:47:05.530
Matte. And you look shiny. Because I moisturize.

00:47:05.909 --> 00:47:10.190
I moisturize. I've been doing a real good job

00:47:10.190 --> 00:47:13.949
too. I think I'm a body. Go ahead and revoke

00:47:13.949 --> 00:47:16.909
that. Not my body, just my face and neck and

00:47:16.909 --> 00:47:21.809
clavicle area. Revoked. Because that's crazy.

00:47:22.550 --> 00:47:24.949
Everything else, I just squirt baby oil right

00:47:24.949 --> 00:47:30.070
out the shower. Rub it all over. Okay. I'll give

00:47:30.070 --> 00:47:36.469
you a third back. Let it dry. That's it. But

00:47:36.469 --> 00:47:39.789
my face, listen. I do my moisturizer with my

00:47:39.789 --> 00:47:44.550
SPF after cleaning it. Okay. I have a vitamin

00:47:44.550 --> 00:47:50.199
C that has some orange in it. I put that on.

00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:55.619
Then I have a vitamin E oil that I put on after

00:47:55.619 --> 00:47:59.079
cleaning with witch hazel, of course. Did you

00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:03.400
think your smoothness came from makeup? You know

00:48:03.400 --> 00:48:11.780
what I do? Water. Water, soap, toner, Vaseline.

00:48:12.820 --> 00:48:17.960
Toner? Witch hazel. no witch hazel it actually

00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:23.599
dries me out i feel like and it burns really

00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:26.760
yeah it burns my face i have very very sensitive

00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:30.159
uh skin on my face though me too i don't know

00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:33.960
what's up with yours no just give it something

00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:40.619
else no okay so i mean i had all intentions going

00:48:40.619 --> 00:48:46.500
into this uh big, beautiful, nasty -ass, whack

00:48:46.500 --> 00:48:51.460
-ass week with the whole bill coming out with

00:48:51.460 --> 00:48:54.820
the ditty trial. Like, do we really need to go

00:48:54.820 --> 00:48:57.159
into this? Nah, we don't need to go into this.

00:48:57.159 --> 00:48:58.579
I was surprised that this bill was going to get

00:48:58.579 --> 00:49:01.059
passed after Don Don said that's what he was

00:49:01.059 --> 00:49:05.980
going to do. No. Look, I will say... No. He's

00:49:05.980 --> 00:49:10.579
a lot of things, but dishonest he is not. I'm

00:49:10.579 --> 00:49:14.860
just like... I'm choosing to think positive because

00:49:14.860 --> 00:49:20.059
I don't have a choice. Listen. We don't have

00:49:20.059 --> 00:49:23.039
a choice. I could panic. I could buy canned goods

00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:25.219
and water, which I've already done. I was about

00:49:25.219 --> 00:49:33.320
to say. Definitely do. But what can we do? I'm

00:49:33.320 --> 00:49:36.639
moving to Italy. Okay. Let me know when you go.

00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:39.860
Okay. I'm going to visit and then if I like it,

00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:44.909
then I'll go to Germany. ciao bella oh guten

00:49:44.909 --> 00:49:54.710
okay um good good this is good for you um yeah

00:49:54.710 --> 00:49:57.570
i i don't know what to expect they say they're

00:49:57.570 --> 00:49:59.670
gonna cut taxes but then with that they're gonna

00:49:59.670 --> 00:50:01.590
cut medicaid they're gonna cut social security

00:50:01.590 --> 00:50:03.369
everything sounds like it's getting cut except

00:50:03.369 --> 00:50:07.269
for the military budget which apparently we need

00:50:07.269 --> 00:50:08.849
because we keep on going to war with everyone

00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:14.800
Listen. I can only choose to hope for the best

00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:21.019
for all of us. Because it ain't nothing we can

00:50:21.019 --> 00:50:25.000
do about it. At this point. If there is something

00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:28.500
we can do about it, do not put that in the chat.

00:50:28.900 --> 00:50:35.219
Because I'm not keeping track enough to know.

00:50:35.980 --> 00:50:41.059
I'm just giving my opinion. So, if you have anything

00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:44.460
else, just feel free to scroll along. Translation.

00:50:45.579 --> 00:50:48.420
Translation. She don't want to hear that. I haven't

00:50:48.420 --> 00:50:51.719
done my research. I just know everyone's going

00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:55.239
crazy and I can't take any more stress at this

00:50:55.239 --> 00:51:00.940
moment. My gosh. Also, while we're on the topic

00:51:00.940 --> 00:51:06.179
of America, I hope everybody had a great colonizer

00:51:06.179 --> 00:51:11.699
day last week. i'll be at the pool because y

00:51:11.699 --> 00:51:14.820
'all was doing a lot last week for fourth of

00:51:14.820 --> 00:51:18.619
july y 'all was still having barbecues and doing

00:51:18.619 --> 00:51:21.760
all this why what are we celebrating here being

00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:24.460
off work i i was just about to say that if you're

00:51:24.460 --> 00:51:27.019
not celebrating being off of work then every

00:51:27.019 --> 00:51:30.039
holiday is a celebration for me because it's

00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:31.679
the day that i'm off work and i get paid for

00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:36.099
it but my but wait Don Don said we got too many

00:51:36.099 --> 00:51:38.559
holidays. I was just about to say that. He just

00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:44.840
said that we got more holidays. I need a stress

00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:49.039
day. Everybody close because we stressed. So

00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:55.579
let's all the diddy trial. Don't care. I honestly

00:51:55.579 --> 00:51:57.199
don't care enough to cover it. Oh, it's because

00:51:57.199 --> 00:52:02.010
I'm not surprised. We've heard it. We heard everything

00:52:02.010 --> 00:52:03.650
that they was talking about. Most of the stuff,

00:52:03.670 --> 00:52:07.090
it wasn't landing. You weren't going to get them

00:52:07.090 --> 00:52:10.269
for some of those things. Nope. Y 'all just airing

00:52:10.269 --> 00:52:12.590
the business of him being a very freaky man.

00:52:12.949 --> 00:52:16.269
Very freaky man, man. Putting it all out there.

00:52:17.829 --> 00:52:21.869
His supporters were out there spraying baby oil

00:52:21.869 --> 00:52:23.909
on each other. That doesn't make you look good.

00:52:24.150 --> 00:52:30.760
Oh my God. Good at all. And the way it's been

00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:34.780
hot outside, they was just cooking themselves.

00:52:35.739 --> 00:52:41.219
It's tan. I was doing getting a tan. Now, they

00:52:41.219 --> 00:52:45.159
were saying he was never going. Candace, I said

00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:47.739
that. Candace said he was never going to get

00:52:47.739 --> 00:52:49.460
tried for all of that because he's not at the

00:52:49.460 --> 00:52:52.119
top. He's not the head honcho. He wasn't pulling

00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:55.000
his stuff. He had a party. He was beating up

00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:58.960
some women. He was doing some things, okay? But

00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:01.820
is he at the top of who they really want? No.

00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:06.420
He just going to give them some time. Who threw

00:53:06.420 --> 00:53:08.179
him under the bus? Is he going to tell on somebody?

00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:10.000
Because that's who he really want. And I don't

00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:14.420
think he's going to tell. You got what? 10 years?

00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:17.639
Again, don't quote me because I wasn't sitting

00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:19.920
in on the trial. I scrolled through TikTok to

00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:22.800
get my news. Just like all of y 'all listening

00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:29.500
in. They said 10 years. He's going to get some

00:53:29.500 --> 00:53:32.619
time served. He's rich. He's going to be out

00:53:32.619 --> 00:53:35.119
in six months. I don't know. I was about to say,

00:53:35.159 --> 00:53:36.619
after this, he ain't about to be rich no more.

00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:39.079
Didn't they freeze his assets? He's going to

00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:43.059
be rich. He's got some stuff moving. If you're

00:53:43.059 --> 00:53:46.239
that rich and you don't have a backup plan, that's

00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:50.099
wild. They're not just going to take all your

00:53:50.099 --> 00:53:51.960
money. All your money didn't go to trial like

00:53:51.960 --> 00:53:55.460
poor people. We go to trial. We broke because

00:53:55.460 --> 00:54:01.989
we got to pay for it. He's good. It's good. But,

00:54:02.090 --> 00:54:05.969
you know, wasn't on that level of excitement

00:54:05.969 --> 00:54:10.469
as Johnny. Johnny Depp's situation. And now it's

00:54:10.469 --> 00:54:14.789
over. And I give it two weeks that people keep

00:54:14.789 --> 00:54:17.670
talking about it before they move along. I feel

00:54:17.670 --> 00:54:19.409
like they've been moved along since the middle

00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:24.730
of the trial. Well, Love Island came on. Okay,

00:54:24.809 --> 00:54:27.090
moving on. You got more pressing matters to worry

00:54:27.090 --> 00:54:29.730
about. Because now, who are we going to vote

00:54:29.730 --> 00:54:33.230
for to be the couple at the end to win this money?

00:54:33.989 --> 00:54:37.630
Because unless Ace and Shelly lock it down, I

00:54:37.630 --> 00:54:39.650
mean, I do like Nick and Ciara just because they're

00:54:39.650 --> 00:54:42.349
sex, baby. If somebody don't give them a promotion

00:54:42.349 --> 00:54:46.070
for something naughty, y 'all doing it wrong.

00:54:46.769 --> 00:54:51.690
He's smooth. That Nick is smooth. I can't believe

00:54:51.690 --> 00:54:56.139
people watch your show. Speaking of show, I got

00:54:56.139 --> 00:54:57.500
to say this and then we're going to have to wrap

00:54:57.500 --> 00:55:05.539
it up. My new favorite show. Thousand Pound Roommates.

00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:15.619
I hate this for us. I don't like it. Those shows

00:55:15.619 --> 00:55:19.599
make me so upset. It's so good. They make me

00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:24.019
so upset. The thousand pound roommates, a thousand

00:55:24.019 --> 00:55:28.579
pound per life. All of them make me upset because

00:55:28.579 --> 00:55:33.739
you can't get there by yourself. I'm obsessed.

00:55:34.260 --> 00:55:36.300
Okay. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, wait,

00:55:36.420 --> 00:55:38.500
let me, let me give you the story of one of the

00:55:38.500 --> 00:55:42.159
girls and you're going to be like, stop. Okay.

00:55:42.219 --> 00:55:46.139
So One of the girls. Okay, both of them are out

00:55:46.139 --> 00:55:48.619
here in California. Mind you, I've been doing

00:55:48.619 --> 00:55:50.480
a deep dive because they said they're an hour

00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:53.440
away from Venice Beach. So I was trying to locate

00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:58.300
so I could accidentally run into them. Do they

00:55:58.300 --> 00:56:01.940
walk? Legit question. Are they in wheelchairs?

00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:04.099
I'm not entertaining. Are they a thousand pounds

00:56:04.099 --> 00:56:07.539
together? Is it 500 pounds together? thousand

00:56:07.539 --> 00:56:10.219
pounds together but it's not 500 it's more like

00:56:10.219 --> 00:56:12.059
i don't know if nobody a thousand pounds one

00:56:12.059 --> 00:56:14.280
of the girls was six something the other girl

00:56:14.280 --> 00:56:17.579
was like four something okay yeah yeah okay anywho

00:56:17.579 --> 00:56:21.940
oh before i start this 600 something pound girl

00:56:21.940 --> 00:56:27.460
is a model on instagram i was like god dog it

00:56:27.460 --> 00:56:31.840
gots to be more careful because me and tamika

00:56:38.469 --> 00:56:41.949
Well, first we have to start posting. No, no.

00:56:41.989 --> 00:56:45.110
First of all, she said, literally, she's 600

00:56:45.110 --> 00:56:47.150
and something pounds. She was like, there's a

00:56:47.150 --> 00:56:51.070
market for me. For sure. Where's our market?

00:56:52.369 --> 00:56:54.849
We're told we're not plus size enough and we

00:56:54.849 --> 00:57:00.449
damn sure ain't skinny. I don't know. So what

00:57:00.449 --> 00:57:02.909
are we going to do? If you can tell us our market,

00:57:03.170 --> 00:57:05.690
that would be great. Is my market being all one

00:57:05.690 --> 00:57:08.420
color? Why are my lips the same color as my face?

00:57:08.539 --> 00:57:10.699
What's going on today? It might be the filter

00:57:10.699 --> 00:57:13.139
you got on your Zoom. I don't have a filter.

00:57:14.099 --> 00:57:21.320
Maybe your camera's dirty. That's freaking disgusting.

00:57:22.179 --> 00:57:27.019
Oh, it made it look better. Okay, anywho, shut

00:57:27.019 --> 00:57:30.559
up. Now, the other girl, let me tell you how

00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:36.250
she started. She started from a young age. Her

00:57:36.250 --> 00:57:41.889
mom, before she was born, joined a church cult

00:57:41.889 --> 00:57:47.329
out in Long Beach. I'm intrigued. Born into a

00:57:47.329 --> 00:57:52.170
church cult. And so the pastor, one person, controlled

00:57:52.170 --> 00:57:55.760
the whole congregation. You couldn't eat at certain

00:57:55.760 --> 00:57:59.400
times. You couldn't have people over at the house

00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:01.940
unless it was pre -approved by the pastor. It

00:58:01.940 --> 00:58:05.519
was like very strict, very like rule driven and

00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:09.059
all of that. And then let's just say like church

00:58:09.059 --> 00:58:11.099
would be at somebody's house, like at a certain

00:58:11.099 --> 00:58:14.820
particular person's house. You cannot eat until

00:58:14.820 --> 00:58:17.400
everybody is out of the house. So she was like,

00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:21.400
there will be times where. I couldn't eat until

00:58:21.400 --> 00:58:24.300
like three, four o 'clock. But at that time,

00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:27.079
I'm so hungry. I'm just eating anything I could

00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:31.179
get my hands on. Yeah. So that's where hers stemmed

00:58:31.179 --> 00:58:35.179
from. Oh, well, I love a good cult story. Baby,

00:58:35.239 --> 00:58:37.719
listen. I said a church cult in Long Beach? I

00:58:37.719 --> 00:58:40.519
need to see, like, give me a backstory of someone

00:58:40.519 --> 00:58:43.119
so I can fall in love with them. I love this

00:58:43.119 --> 00:58:46.519
show. But I also love the show because they're

00:58:46.519 --> 00:58:54.340
black. In their friendship dynamic, it is, you

00:58:54.340 --> 00:58:56.539
just got to watch it. How do they meet each other?

00:58:56.619 --> 00:58:59.880
Now I'm intrigued. You got to watch it. That

00:58:59.880 --> 00:59:03.920
quick. That quick. It's so good. It's so interesting.

00:59:06.500 --> 00:59:08.199
It's so interesting. To table on that, before

00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:15.039
we go to your unpopular opinion. Yeah. I saw

00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:18.670
somewhere that they said sometimes eating I don't

00:59:18.670 --> 00:59:20.349
want to say disorders because I hate disorder,

00:59:20.550 --> 00:59:24.550
the word. But people overeat because when they're

00:59:24.550 --> 00:59:26.949
raised as a child, they're always raised to eat

00:59:26.949 --> 00:59:30.349
all their food before they leave the table. So

00:59:30.349 --> 00:59:38.210
every Black household? You don't eat to get full.

00:59:38.710 --> 00:59:41.409
You finish your plate. Finish your food. Finish

00:59:41.409 --> 00:59:47.059
your food. Even if you're full. Finish your food.

00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:50.280
So a lot of people tend to overeat. I'm frozen?

00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:56.960
Okay, now you're lagging just a little bit. Okay,

00:59:57.059 --> 01:00:01.239
now you're back. Welcome back, Tamika. Okay.

01:00:03.039 --> 01:00:06.619
Yeah, so that can cause trauma if you make them

01:00:06.619 --> 01:00:08.340
eat. Because some girl was like, my parents never

01:00:08.340 --> 01:00:10.579
made me eat. So I just ate until I was full and

01:00:10.579 --> 01:00:12.400
then that was it. And then you threw it in the

01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:16.380
garbage? Question. Question. No, she wasn't.

01:00:17.559 --> 01:00:23.820
Okay. What was your question? You already answered

01:00:23.820 --> 01:00:32.619
it. Yeah. This was great. All right. To unpopular

01:00:32.619 --> 01:00:41.139
opinion with JoJo. I feel like. You should wash

01:00:41.139 --> 01:00:44.719
your hands before and after you use the bathroom.

01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:50.739
I understand. And that's all. That's it. Either

01:00:50.739 --> 01:00:53.280
way, whatever you touch is dirty. It's dirty.

01:00:55.239 --> 01:00:57.360
Maybe they should just have a washing station

01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:00.840
outside of the bathroom too. Or maybe you should

01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:02.980
sanitize when you leave the bathroom as well,

01:01:03.019 --> 01:01:10.289
outside. Yes. But a lot of doors also have the

01:01:10.289 --> 01:01:12.349
kickstand where you can put your foot on and

01:01:12.349 --> 01:01:14.590
just kind of like kick it open. And they have

01:01:14.590 --> 01:01:16.610
the ones at the top. But I always feel like somebody

01:01:16.610 --> 01:01:19.789
done touched some nasty stuff. Or what's the

01:01:19.789 --> 01:01:22.789
chances that someone put gum in here? Yes. Before

01:01:22.789 --> 01:01:26.309
I be like... Which is a good chance. Because

01:01:26.309 --> 01:01:29.369
people do shit like that all the time. Which

01:01:29.369 --> 01:01:34.929
is why I keep a pharmacy in my bag. You do do

01:01:34.929 --> 01:01:39.489
that. I love that for me. Yeah. Cause look, one

01:01:39.489 --> 01:01:41.650
thing's for certain, two things for sure. This

01:01:41.650 --> 01:01:47.630
hot pocket right here. If I'm wiping and doing

01:01:47.630 --> 01:01:50.929
all that, these hands need to be cleaned. I don't

01:01:50.929 --> 01:01:55.429
need to have outside germ in my hoo -ha. Okay.

01:01:56.449 --> 01:01:59.750
Okay. I feel like that goes with men too. They

01:01:59.750 --> 01:02:04.329
don't just pee like this. A lot of them do. Yeah,

01:02:04.389 --> 01:02:07.250
but the aim be off. Yeah, that's why I always

01:02:07.250 --> 01:02:11.030
piss on the toilet. Which is why sometimes they

01:02:11.030 --> 01:02:15.250
gotta hold it. I think you should always hold

01:02:15.250 --> 01:02:19.389
it. Or at least got it in the right direction.

01:02:19.449 --> 01:02:25.909
Always. I just pictured someone not and that's

01:02:25.909 --> 01:02:31.030
wild. Why would you do that? No way you have

01:02:31.030 --> 01:02:34.460
that much control. I'm really, I'm a firm believer

01:02:34.460 --> 01:02:38.199
that women have, that we were born with open

01:02:38.199 --> 01:02:42.360
wounds that never close and men were born with

01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:45.280
birth defects because why does it grow outward?

01:02:46.619 --> 01:02:51.159
I'm okay with the birth defect, obviously, but

01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:52.960
don't put that open wound out there. I don't

01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:54.820
need nobody thinking no type of way. It's an

01:02:54.820 --> 01:02:57.139
open wound. No, I don't need you to think like

01:02:57.139 --> 01:03:01.099
that. It's an open wound. Don't for the people

01:03:01.099 --> 01:03:05.530
that like it. It's beautiful. It's an open womb.

01:03:05.849 --> 01:03:09.309
It is beautiful. Think of it like a kangaroo

01:03:09.309 --> 01:03:12.969
pet. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, pause.

01:03:14.110 --> 01:03:18.650
But you're okay with a birth defect? Yeah. Also,

01:03:18.690 --> 01:03:20.369
there's nothing wrong with people with birth

01:03:20.369 --> 01:03:23.070
defects. Do not come for me because I will stand

01:03:23.070 --> 01:03:24.969
on business and I will say the most ignorant

01:03:24.969 --> 01:03:27.869
thing ever, whether I mean it or not. There's

01:03:27.869 --> 01:03:30.510
also nothing wrong for people that like Cochinano

01:03:30.510 --> 01:03:35.260
because Like my favorite animal, it's like a

01:03:35.260 --> 01:03:43.940
kangaroo pouch. It is a home and loving and a

01:03:43.940 --> 01:03:49.500
child comes out of it. And it's just love. You

01:03:49.500 --> 01:03:52.440
can't say that anymore. Because some people have

01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:54.380
coochie na -na's that children cannot come out

01:03:54.380 --> 01:03:59.940
of. You know what? Sometimes you can't talk about

01:03:59.940 --> 01:04:07.489
everything. You can't touch everything. And that

01:04:07.489 --> 01:04:13.349
is the end of this episode. Again, again, thank

01:04:13.349 --> 01:04:17.789
you for attending and listening to Are We Cancelled

01:04:17.789 --> 01:04:26.610
Yet? Oh my gosh. Tamika was about to say something.

01:04:26.630 --> 01:04:28.469
I had to end it because we was really going to

01:04:28.469 --> 01:04:29.969
be cancelled, y 'all. Alright, bye.