and we live baby what's good hello hello hello
and welcome to the official are we canceled yet
podcast with your host jojo and your girl tamika
aka miss all white aka fancy aka encore aka she's
a lady whoa whoa whoa because i got on a cute
white dress today Can I put on some blush for
you? She's only a lady on the weekends. I pull
my hair back. No shade on the growth, but do
you see the growth? Let's take a moment to appreciate
the growth. Lucky for you, we're also on Spotify,
so they don't have to see that. Oh, okay. Well,
you can't see it, but no, your girl got hang
time, honey. It's long, long, long. All right.
Before we hit record, me and JoJo were talking
about baby hairs. The revolution of baby hairs.
And why I am not included in that? Because my
hair don't work like that. She don't work like
that. We said back in our days, we had a swoop
-de -swoop. Okay. Listen, I'll never forget.
Quick story. My first day of high school. And
my sister was a ponytail queen. Okay? I had my
ponytail. She say, I'm going to give you swoopty
swoops. You a freshman. All right? You got to
elevate. I'm going to give you some swoopty swoops.
I had my three swoopty swoops on the side of
my ponytail. You couldn't tell me nothing, honey.
I had a boyfriend in a week. We never talked
to each other. We just kissed in the hallway.
And on the bus. Why was that a thing back in
the day? You want to be my girlfriend? You want
to be my boyfriend? Yeah, yeah. But never talk
to me. I'm never talking to you. We have nothing
in common. You're like a grade or two ahead of
me and you wear a mini book bag. Also, don't
look at me in the hallway. Listen, like you was
up there, but I was thick. So I probably look
like I was up there too. But thick as in. Not
like booty. Just to be clear. What you're saying
is he was a predator. Don't say that. No one's
a predator to this day. Don't say that. What's
his name? I'm not even saying. What's his Instagram?
Honestly. What? Shout him out on the pod. Shout
him out on the pod. Who is it? I couldn't tell
you his name. I was a freshman. You think I remember?
We didn't talk. We only kissed in the hallway.
This is what happened. We was in the hallway.
Oh, this is also why I liked him because he had
golds. He was fine. He was cute. He went chocolate
with golds. And I was like, oh, yes. And he came
up to me. He was like, you want to be my girlfriend?
Yeah. And we sat on the bus by each other. But
we never talk. I'm screaming. So if this video
comes across your For You page. And this is.
You don't remember anyway. He broke up with me.
Oh, it was so bad. It was so bad. Oh my God.
Did he make a scene? No, I was on my way to break
up with him. This was, it was awkward. This situation
was awkward. So I was on my way to break up with
him. He was on his way to break up with me, but
we was coming down opposite sides of the hallway.
So I was at my locker and I didn't see him coming,
but I had already planned to go find him. And
he came and I turned around. He's like, don't
break up. He knew you was going to do it. That's
why he did it. That's fine. And then at lunchtime,
he was sitting with some other girl with real.
So y 'all go together. They did. And it was,
I'll tell you how toxic it was. On the bus, we
got off. And he got off at the stop before me.
He went with Shorty. And I said, oh, y 'all doing
naughty things. And I wasn't down. Okay. I don't
know you like that. I can't even remember your
name right now. Okay. Okay. Boom. But then my
next stop was my boo thing. So I had to go see
him. And I hope he listening. So he know you
wasn't the only one. Oh, yeah. It all started
with a swoop. Not a baby hair. Wait a minute.
So moral of the story, children, if you didn't
catch that, you can get a man. You can pull.
With swoops. With a swoop. Not with baby hair.
There's no more. Please. No more than three swoops.
Nope. At my big age, I got two. On the side.
There's one right here. A big one here. And then
I might have some flutters. Hello? I'm going
to call them fanny flutters because that's what
they be throwing out on Love Island, which I
will get into. I don't know if y 'all can see
that, but swoopty swoop. Oh, I see it, honey.
Yeah. And it's oiled down. And that's all you
getting from me. It's oiled down. For those who
are not watching us, JoJo has a curly. A curly.
I'm going to call it a... puff pro situation
because those things are tight but they juicy
with oil running down each follicle she got the
swoopty swoops oh my god give me good and a little
bit of glisten you just described a jerry curl
but am i wrong yeah you are wrong my thing ain't
that juicy i ain't even gonna hold you I ain't
even going to hold you. I think we do need to
bring back jerry curls because the hair was juicy,
always moisturized, and it was long and healthy.
It was long. You'll never get a coil that long.
All right. So reimagine almost a jerry curl,
but shrunken. And less juice. Listen, also, are
we on the topic of hair and juice? Hair juice!
Hair juice! Wait. That's brilliant. I'm sorry.
She's so extra. Did I just come up with something?
No, you didn't. Is there something called hair
juice? Yes. I need it. What'd they say? I need
it. Give me 15 of them right now. I need it.
Give me 75 of them right now. Oh my gosh. I need
some hair juice. What's in it? Stuff for your
hair? I don't know. I'll use that. Oh my gosh.
I need hair juice. Brief moment of silence for
me to collect myself together and also talk about
our sponsors. You see that I said silence because
we do not have them yet. But if hair juice is
in the loc business, for those that can't see
me, I'm swinging. I'm swinging that ponytail.
There's not many companies that really cater
to the loc community. And I feel like that's
texturism. I would feel the same way. But I'm
also not sure if there's not that many companies
or I just don't look. No, it's not that many
companies because I need y 'all to advertise.
Okay. I need a conditioner. I need specific.
Listen, if you hear me, if you hear me algorithm
world, when this goes out, I need a product that's
going to save my locks from all the bleaching
that I do to it. Because as much as I know, I
don't need, I do not need your input today. As
much as I say, I'm not going to bleach it. These
roots are not going to be here long. They got
to go. Yes. In the back of the class, Jojo. Hi.
Yes. I know what would help. Go to a professional.
That would help. If anyone would like to do my
hair. For the low, low price of less than $50
that I spend to dye my own hair and break it
off willingly. If you are a professional and
can dye my hair blondes and keep it healthy and
be healthy after, I will promote this. I will
promote it. I will promote that. Until then.
I will continue to experiment and hope that my
hair don't fall out tomorrow. Because Operation
Giraffe is not complete yet. Did I fill you in
on Operation Giraffe? I don't want to know. Just
quick, quick, quick, quick. I'm on a fitness
journey. I feel like everyone knows this by now.
Wait. Let me, can I guess? Are you trying to
get a long neck? Baby, listen. Sometimes the
scale won't tell you what you want to know. Okay?
But the body will. And the longer this neck get,
the longer I know I'm close to completing Operation
Giraffe. I need clavicle. When this thing is
poking out, be prepared for me to be on my worst
behavior. And it's going to happen before the
end of the year. Please, please. I'm going to
have less clothes. Behavior going to be nasty.
Wait a minute. Hold on. Less clothes? You already
don't wear clothes now. So you're just going
to be in skin? Even less than that, friend. Oh,
I'm not going to be anywhere near you. All I'm
wearing in the winter is Uggs. Not going to hold
you. Because when this clavicle comes out and
this neck start to looking like. my girl stretch
it out my girl said in the winter all she's wearing
is a as long as your feet warm man them nipples
about to be pointed like a mother you know how
i feel about nipples okay moving on um at all
cost okay you have to give the people what they
want that's gonna take a minute Is that all we're
going to talk about? No, that's not all we're
going to talk about. So make it quickly because
I don't watch. Oh, I can't. I don't watch the
show. So I have no feedback. That's why I need
to give you a recap and I wrote down notes. I
don't need no recap. Just go ahead. Talk about
love. All right, y 'all. Listen, I'm obsessed.
Let's go back to the year was anytime in between
2020 and 2023. That I myself, like the rest of
the world, was stuck in a house bored. Bored
in a house. Bored. Okay? What is it? In a house
bored. You know the riddle. Okay? And my good
friend, Shanice, says, watch this show that I
was against with my whole heart. But I watch
it. And I watch another episode and another episode
and another episode. And to my surprise, this
comes on every day. If you know me, I like something
that comes on every day. I'm hooked to Love Island.
So I'm going to give you a quick recap, JoJo,
because she does not indulge. Do not. Because
she doesn't think it's black enough. No. After
the first season, I was done. After last season,
which got the highest ratings and really showcased
the black people, specifically black love, they
done threw some stuff in there. But it's not
for the good. Okay, so look, quick recap. Let
me tell you how the show work. It's a couple
of adults, mid -level, entry -level to mid -level
adults, okay? And they go to summer camp in Fiji
where... You're only talking to each other. It's
a psychological experiment at most. You stay
into a hotel before you get there. You can't
talk to nobody. You got a phone with no internet.
All you can do is take pictures of yourself and
become more obsessed with yourself to the point
where when you go into this summer camp, you're
introduced to other people. Oh my gosh, I'm so
excited. And to my surprise, they're all attractive.
They're all attractive in their fittest self.
Is there ever a plus -size shorty? Never. Nope.
Hell no. Never. Because America doesn't find
plus size attractive. That's a topic for another
time. Okay. So boom, you come in, you couple
up. This is my couple. Automatically, they're
teaching you to go on ahead and make something
yours that you don't even know. On top of that,
I'm about to sleep in a bed with you. Oh my gosh,
who's sharing a sheet? You're so close to me.
Move out that way. Give me some space. There's
none of that, all right? We bypass all of that
process. The first time you come in, I don't
know your name, but I'm gonna kiss you down.
I'm gonna kiss you down because I wanna be known
as the best kisser in the house on day one. You
couple up. This is what we got. right now do
a quick recap you got your original people that
come in too all right we got austin shelly ace
if i forget you it doesn't matter because you're
probably not gonna watch this nick alandria you
got oh my gosh i didn't even write down his name
because he pissed me off so much taylor you got
ulisa ulisa is a little firecracker she gets
kicked off immediately nobody knows why but apparently
she was dropping n -bombs all over the internet
So she had to go in the middle of the night.
I was like, where is Shorty at? I had to go on
TikTok. She had to go. I don't know who's doing
their research behind this, but baby. Wait. You
didn't get fired. Was she Hispanic? Yes. Another
conversation from another time. From Miami. Then
we have Bella. Oh, Hawaiian sweetheart. All she
want is Ohana. We ain't got time for that shit.
We trying to be sexy. Are you a Christian? Wonderful
girl. Wonderful girl. But if you ain't trying
to get down with the get down, you gots to go.
So she went. Okay. So now it's getting messy.
You got Ace and Shelly. They the blackest of
the black. All right. I love them. Ace is from
WAPS. I feel like I live close to there. I have
no idea. No, you don't. WAPS is hood. Okay, but
the girls from Ace and Shelly, they real cute.
They a thing. Boom. You got Austin and some new
girl. We don't really care about that. We got
Huda and Chris. That's a C situation. First off,
Huda and Jeremiah was together, okay? Day one,
he was obsessed, kind of, sort of. I love that.
But the boys were upset about it. Like, why are
you so mad that I came in and I found a connection
on day one and this is who I'm trying to rock
with? I'm not trying to. Mix and mingle. I like
this girl right here. If anybody, listen, if
you want me, give me some Jeremiah love. I want
to be Jeremiah -ed. Not to be confused with Amaya
Papaya -ed. You don't know nothing about that.
I'll tell you a little bit later. Jeremiah, they
get the boot. They said, you're not playing the
game right, my brother. One, we're here to find
love, but also we get $100 ,000 at the end of
this if we make it to the end. So you got to
go because you probably got the best chances
because you loyal. And Ace said, guys, crew,
like grease lightning, get him out of here. And
he was gone. Boom. So then you got Alondra and
Taylor, which is the other black couple. Alondra
come in. She like, I just want a country man.
That's all I want. Somebody open doors for me.
Be real respectful. You know how I shoot. You
know how to wrangle some stuff. I ride on the
back of that horse with you. And Taylor came
on. Lassie and Oni and up. The quick. The quicker
he lassoed, the quicker he switched up on her
ass. Okay? So, everybody in A couples, when you
feeling your most comfortable, they split you
apart, put you on two different summer camps
with a whole nother group of men and women that
have been watching you from day one. So they
got their eye on you and they want you. And who
do they send? A six, seven chocolate man. You
should have led with that. Yeah. A 6 '7 overseas
basketball player. And he ain't skinny. He got
a little meat on his bones. And he be standing
on bed nets. So he say, Shelly, I want you. You
were ace. He 5 '10". Tiny man. I want you. Shelly
said. Pick me up. And he did. Okay. So you mix
and mingle with your little connections. All
right. All right. Amaya Papaya. She hook up with
this Asian persuasion. You know what? It's a
lot. That's a lot. I'm not even going to go.
I'm going to just go to what's going to set you
up the most. Okay. Alondra. She's like, I'm hands
down. I miss my man. Taylor. We gonna call him
cowboy. I miss cowboy and I can't wait to get
back to him. Do you think he waiting to get back
to you? No. Cause who's on the other summer camp?
A new shorty. She come in and she say, um, I'm
a cheerleader and I just, I wanted to be a vet
when I was a kid. And I think I want to do that.
And Taylor said, I see my future before my eyes.
She gonna be a vet and take care of the horses
that I take care of. And we gonna cook dinner
and make biscuits together. I love this life.
Meanwhile, Landry over there like, I'm trying
to get back to my man. Landry get kicked off.
Boom. Spoiler. If you ain't watching, you ain't
watching it. Landry get kicked off. Nick get
kicked off. He went saucy Santina, Sierra. They
real cute. They real nasty. And the real couple,
they gonna be swingers. A thousand percent. The
more and more you get into it, the more and more
you realize it's a bisexual island. Not for the
men, but for the women. They all want each other.
Oh my gosh. And Nick is down. So, boom, boom,
boom. They wrap it on up. So now, Shelly over
there talking to 6 '7". We just gonna call him
6 '7", because that's what matters. all right
six seven um alondra over here feeding her for
her man taylor over here talking to cheerleader
that he talking about give him a little childish
giddy and alondra like you ain't got time to
be no kid you a man hello take care of these
bills she 27 she ain't here to play so what do
they do they bring them all back together With
your new connections and your old connections.
And y 'all figure out who y 'all want. So Alondra
come back to get her man. Needless to say, oh
my gosh, she with another woman. Clicked up.
Kissing in front of you. Cuddling in front of
you. It's cold outside. He giving her his shirt.
You know it's flannel. And Alondra here, baddie,
chocolate. She got real big boobs and a real
big butt. And I'm just like, how is both of those
possible? On such a small frame. But I think
it's real. She live in Texas. I think it's real.
It's not getting fake. She from Tennessee. Or
Alabama. But she live in Texas. If she from Alabama
that makes sense. Tennessee no. I think she from
Alabama. Because it's somewhere south. She like
I want a man in the southern region. That's what
I want. So she come back. He doing all. All this
stuff in front of her face. Boom, boom, boom.
Shelly is friends with Huda. I use that lightly.
No one's friends in here. I only know you for
a couple weeks and we all want each other's mans.
So, Huda been having a hard time. She see Mrs.
6 '7". Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Lights,
he a man. She be going off. Just a couple episodes
ago, she was calling her man a bitch. Talking
about you pussy. Cause she said, look, men ain't
gonna treat nobody like that. Stand on it. And
he was like, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm
not doing this no more. And then Ed and Eddie,
he's what the internet calls him, sent him home.
That's Jeremiah. So I had to see six, seven.
She go to Shelly. She say this, we got a plan.
All right. I know that you missing Ace. And I
know that you got a connection with Chris. I
also would like to explore a connection with
Chris. So I'm going to bring him back to the
island. We're going to say each other's names
so he can stay. You can say Ace. So that way,
if anybody gets sent home, we ain't got to worry
about it. And then we can both talk to him. And
it's for you. I'm doing this for us so we can
find a connection. Shelly say, in her mind, bitch,
I know what the fuck you're trying to do. But
I'm going to let you do it because I want 6 -7
back in the house. And 6 -7 like, Shelly, I want
you. So I'ma say it too. I'ma agree too. And
I'ma come in and I'ma pursue you and I'ma go
hard. So they get back to the island. All the
stuff goes down. Ace and Shelly back together.
Ace on fire. Mr. Watts. Cause he like, my bitch
is back in the house and she's a mine. But they're
open, which means they open to get to know each
other still. Other people. So why this whole
time you say you open and then I bring back a
man. When Mr. Watts is all confident. Cause he's
like, ain't nobody going to do you like I do
you. So I'm not worried about it. You can bring
back whoever. Like treat you. I am. I'm the one
for you. And they're clearly a great couple,
but you want to be open and explore. Okay. I'm
going to be open and explore. So this is who
I want to explore with. So as soon as they group
up, I used to look at Shelly and say, Oh no,
no, no. You think you slick. I know what you
did. He not exploring her. You got. both guys
in this house trying to talk to you. But what
happened was 6 '7 ain't talk to her no more.
He said, I'm not about to chase you. I got a
woman over here that's showing me she want me.
You over there looking like you want me to come
for you. And that's not what I'm doing. So Shelly
gets jealous. She ain't say that, but she got
jealous. So last episode. They had it where everybody
comes together and you can write a question for
somebody else. You can put anonymous or not anonymous.
So stuff hits the fan. And people didn't put
anonymous on it. So you got the Ace, Shelly,
Huda, Chris situation. Meanwhile, the episode
before is a heart rate challenge. It's a fan
favorite. You go. acting like a stripper you
dance you do whatever you got to do to get their
heart rates up and then whoever gets the heart
race up win this time they changed it because
there's too many people it was a whole bunch
of a whole bunch of people so instead of everyone
going individually it was couples so hooda and
six seven go could have got a little fanny wanny
she might have been a stripper she might still
be a stripper okay she go do her thing she pulls
ace chris pulls shelly and i'm sure they're like
hey we're gonna pull these people because we
want to she don't want to explore but she's like
shelly you know chris pull you like we said back
in the other summer camp this is what we're gonna
do we can both explore they do they little flirty
thing he pick her up kissing her boom boom they
done who'd over here twerking always laying down
booty out with dawn and then they clip whatever
happens and all you see is everybody's face like,
like, what is her doing? She's going too far.
Shelly and Chris done. They standing up. You
still on them. Y 'all making out. Then you turn
around and reverse count, girl. It didn't show
what happened, but I feel like it was some in
the face. I feel like it was some face sitting.
They ain't tell me that. But Shelly said, oh,
you took it too far. So now you coming for my
mans, who I already claimed was my mans, Mr.
Watts, and then my second man, 6 '7", that was
on me, and you sneakily talking about it's for
us, and you taking him too? Oh, this is not going
to work. And you talking about you a girl's girl?
What did I tell you about this phrase? Oh, my
gosh. What did I tell you about this phrase a
couple pods ago? There is no girl's girl. She
like, you a girl's girl. So, of course, they
write that on the paper. They say, how you claiming
to be a girl's girl and you over here dancing
on people and doing this and that. So all of
that stuff starts to spill the beans. But the
kicker is, the kicker is Alandria Taylor and
cheerleader. Cowboy, Alandria and cheerleader.
He came back. He told her. He told Alondra, hey,
I do have feelings for this other girl. I don't
know why. We've been talking for a month damn
near. She's been here for three days. And you
have feelings for her now. So he's like, all
right, look, I do have feelings for her. But
I still want to explore our connection because
we have a connection. We're here to find love.
She said, okay. So he's like, I'm going to pull
you for chat. He makes both of them breakfast
sometimes. Like he's showing no effort in her
at all. So now she in her feelings like I had
another man in here another country thick man
in here That was for me and I was all for you
like I built you for a truck from the bottom
up I'm teaching you how to be a man in here Like
I have put in work honey and I'm looking for
love and You gonna go for somebody's three days.
So she write her stuff on the paper She say something
like, why don't you be honest and stop being
a little bitch? He said, what? This girl been
cool, calm, and collective. Like, it's okay.
She almost got sent home because he almost sent
her home because you can only be with one. So
he could explore this. She keep it cute, but
she say, you. over here talking about you want
to still explore me you said in the challenge
before you want to kiss me back after i kissed
you but out of respect for this girl you didn't
do that you ain't respect me at all i had another
man in here that i pushed inside to respect you
you talk about your respect standing on business
talking about her true feelings for the first
time He trying to explain this up. There's no
explanation. You can't say nothing. You showing
all the respect in the world for this girl that
you just met for three days. You've been talking
to me for three weeks talking about she gave
you a feeling. He gave her a little kid a little,
you know, childish feeling. She said, are you
a child? Basically, is you not grown? So then
somebody else right choose. He said y 'all want
me to choose? I choose cheerleader in front of
everybody. Embarrassing. That's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. It's
embarrassing, but then also, okay, now I know
where we stand because you've been lying. You've
been saying all this stuff. You know what else
is embarrassing? What? Going on a show and falling
for somebody you only met for three weeks. Some
of them work. Okay, this is the thing. Behind
all of these dating shows. And this is why they
get sued. A couple of them. It's psychological.
We're tearing you away from everything else.
You are based. You're living with this person.
Trauma bond. It's a trauma bond. You're getting
to know this person only. Even before the show.
You are in a hotel. By yourself. You're not talking
to nobody. You don't see the outside world. They
feed you food. I saw somewhere the only thing
you allowed to cook is breakfast. Didn't we talk
about this? Listen, they're feeding you. Also,
you're sober. You get two glasses of wine a day.
I think they say it. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Because
they don't want nobody getting drunk and too
lit. Yeah. All y 'all eat every day. Excuse me.
I know this is my big mama mind, but I can't
eat eggs every day. That's all y 'all do is eggs
every day. That house stank. It got to. The whole
set stank. They don't ever talk about nobody
passing gas, but they have to be. Bathing suits
and eggs. The girls wear bikinis every day. What
about their periods? I don't know. It's a mystery.
I've never once seen anyone wear shorts. But
also during the day. These are also people with
little vaginas. I feel like if they do wear a
pad or if they wanted to wear a non -winged pad,
they could get away with it. No, no, no, no,
no. They wear thong bikinis. Oh. Every day. With
heels. They're walking around in Fiji. In the
sun. With thong bikinis, E and X. That was giving
tampon moment. Oh, tampon a thousand percent.
And we not scared that we not going to leak out
of that bathing suit. I think it's a small vagina
thing. Maybe they don't have to worry about it.
maybe if you have a small vagina if you would
like to chime into this conversation do you worry
about leakage as much when is your time of the
month are you straight because everything is
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If you are a plus size woman with no lips down
there, comment below. We got questions. For those
of you that's not watching, I have a picture
of it. I made it out of my hands. By picture,
she mean her hands. Okay, so it's trauma. Maybe
it's alerting a trauma response in me for watching
it because I'm upset. I be yelling, honey. I'm
yelling at the screen. And then let me tell you
what they're doing. Last season was so popular.
The producers are adding in messiness for no
reason. Because now they're making certain people
look like mean girls. Before, it was Huda, because
she was going off. She kept calling her boyfriend
a bitch and a pussy. I understand that, because
it was a lot. I don't know how he did it. I would
have been like, I'm cool on this. I can only
allow you to call me something like that for
so long, and I know you for three weeks. But
to be fair, they did the nasty. and when you
do that you're attached yeah that's that's another
thing too i need at least if you're gonna do
that and you know that there are people watching
it can't can we promote safe sex where's the
i mean they do i feel like they do do that you
gotta get tested you gotta go through all this
stuff before you go but they don't show them
they just show them like they might do a little
the sheets move they're not like they fucking
they don't do that With the night time. Yeah.
That's how they show. But immediately after.
She was like you're mine. I need you to step
it up. And be a man. And he was like. I'm just
at summer camp. You're expecting a lot out of
me. I just met you. So yeah. You can definitely
tell the ones that's getting down. Because they
act different towards each other. So. Producers
now. Like making all these narratives and America
is supposed to be allowed to vote on stuff, but
then they're swinging the votes. Nobody can tell
me otherwise. So now the black people are the
mean people and they're the least liked right
now. Which is interesting because I love them.
it's true like their emotions are valid what
they're going through is valid how they're reacting
is valid but y 'all talking about mean girls
like we jumping on other people no i'm jumping
on you because you had your ass and coochie nana
in my man's face and you over here flirting with
my other backup man talking about you my friend
so yeah I'm going to feel some type of way. Yes,
I'm going to go off on you and the new cheerleader
because I've invested in this man and he leave
me after three days. Yeah, I'm going to feel
some type of way. And for the boys that are standing
on business calling people out, I mean, y 'all
just being honest. You know I love a good, honest,
rude person. Love a rude person. a rude person
and is it really rude or is it you know you just
standing on business I don't think it's rude
at all but that's where we at it was more but
that's all I'm going to give you right now to
just know that there is a level of racism there's
a level of colorism there's a level of there
is a lot And the producers are putting on a show.
This is going to turn, if it don't go back to
what it was before, it's giving Desperate Housewives.
It's giving Basketball Wives. It's giving Real
Housewives, Oklahoma, Beverly Hills, Australia.
Thing is though, that's not going to make people
stop watching. It's just messy. Before I was
like, you know, I'm a love girly. I'm like, oh
my gosh. I'm not going to hold you. I'm going
to fall in love after four weeks. You're going
to fall in love after two hours. Because he made
me laugh. He's so funny. And we get married.
And it's going to be pastel. And he can pick
me up. And he's going to allow that? Pastel?
You think he care? Interesting. I think you need
to watch out for your man because he's playing
for the wrong team. No, no. He don't care about
none of that. He don't even wear clothes in the
house. You think he care about what we get married
in? You want a nudist? Oh. I've considered it.
They have a nudist community out here in California.
You want to go? No. First of all, let's get something
straight. I don't like people at all and I judge
people based off of their clothing a lot because
I like clothes so if you don't think I'm gonna
judge people based off of their nakedness that's
crazy yeah but we can talk to each other no I'm
gonna say it out loud you ain't going with me
I say I'm down and then I went to a strip club
for the first time and I was like Oh, you went
to a women's strip club? In Atlanta. Oh. I was
like, I don't like men's strip clubs because
I don't like men with thongs on. First of all.
I like briefs. I also feel like the men's strip
clubs, they actually... And this is no shade,
no tea to the women's strip clubs because I...
Wait, is there such thing? What? Male strip clubs?
Yeah, or is it just a club? I honestly, I don't
think that men have like a like a like a like
a permanent spot where they strip. I think they
more so do the traveling. Oh, well, I love a
male review. Yeah, they'll do like, oh, they'll
be at this club this night or whatever. But I
think the women like the women's club is like
more so like a rotate and then you have your
regular. Right. I was like, wait a minute. yeah
but this is no shade to the women's strip club
because i too considered being a stripper when
i didn't have any money in my bank account and
that was the first that was my first go -to you
know what i'm saying yeah but um i also had it
in my mind like i i want to be like uh what's
that show we like p -val i i need to see tricks
i love tricks which is why i like the male strip
club better one what that's the complete opposite
no what oh my god they do trip uh tricks flips
they be doing back flips splits and then they're
interactive i like audience on they have to be
i don't want that again and this is another thing
and i don't care what nobody say y 'all can kiss
my ass i don't want to see a woman naked i'm
not attracted to women i don't want to see that
i don't care care about it I'm not like oh I
love it but then it's whatever you just make
it I know what that's like because I have I've
been naked but yeah my thing is if I if I'm not
if I'm not on the stage with you if I'm not entertaining
on stage why am I there because I don't want
to look at you yeah I like the tricks the fact
that I know I can't do those I could do it let's
go to amateur amateur nights Let's go to Amateur
Night. Listen, you can climb that pole. I'll
pay your rent for one month. This is how to get
them. Look, listen. All I need is one month.
I said this. Wait a minute. This is how they
get your money. Thoughts like this. Baby, listen.
And I'm going to tear the house down because
I'm going to do reverse stripping. I'm going
to come out buck -booky naked. And then I'm going
to put my clothes on and walk off stage. They're
going to reverse and pick that money. Ayo, they
can't do that. Look, you pick anything off that
ground. Oh yeah. You out of there. It's over.
You out of there. Dang. I had a comment and it
just went out the window. Oh, Tamika. I got a
riddle for you, baby. You ready? So picture this.
You have three toy inventors that come into the
lab and they're like, we need to make something
that's gonna... And sexy. Yes. Check this out.
Check this out. The first inventor is like, we
need something that they won't refuse. We need
to take it back old school. Let them know that
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, just like
the troll. The second one is like, no, no, no.
We need something that's going to be groundbreaking,
fashionable, that's going to be trendy like the
Beanie Baby. The third one said, no, I got it.
We need the third cousin removed from the Furby.
What did they create? Is it this new thing? The
La Boo Boo. Don't say you're obsessed. No. Heck
no. Heck no. I am 1000 % convinced that the labubu
is for the weird cousin in the family. I don't
know. Okay. It was popping up here where everybody
was paying money. I said, I don't understand
this. I don't know why. And then it was brought
to my attention that it was in Lizzo's song.
Yes. So I hope she has money in that. I doubt
it. I hope she does because I don't know if anyone
knew what that was before she threw that in there.
Oh, no. They knew what it was. It was popular
before she threw that in there. Really? Is it
on anime or something? I have no clue. I don't
know where it came from. I don't know where it
came from. But do you know the most highest price
Labubu is at least $1 ,500? That's ridiculous.
And it's huge. I think. They have different ones.
It's a teddy bear. Is it something special? You
literally, it's just like, look, that's why I
said a troll, a beanie baby and a Furby. That
is what it is. That is what it is. You can clip
it on your purse. I don't know what it feels
like. I don't know if it's squishy or like what
it feels like. Oh, I don't need it to be squishy.
Oh, I don't need it to be squishy. But then it
has sharp teeth. Like it's literally a demon.
It has to be a cartoon behind it. No cartoon.
Maybe they're going to make one. I don't know.
I don't get it. The first time I saw this, hear
me out. My imagination goes wild. I saw it and
I immediately was like, I feel like there is
a toy factory in hell. And they created the Labubu.
I just thought about the two characters from
Hercules. Havoc and... Yes. And Wish and Aima.
Yes. It's their friend. Yes. It's their friend.
And people got the nerve to be putting rhinestones
on the teeth of the labubu. Why? Oh, my gosh.
Are you reading my mind? Why? Wait. Okay. We're
having this conversation and I keep looking at
myself. And I'm looking at how my mouth isn't
opening all the way. And this whole time I was
thinking, I could get some cheap gems down here.
I keep telling you to get some at the bottom.
I'm literally planning on, I have an appointment.
I need to get these off. I'm getting them put
back on. And then I'm getting two, four. I'm
getting eight. I just have to stop smiling as
big. Why do I look like mute? I look like, what
is it when you put it on your nails? I look matte.
Matte. And you look shiny. Because I moisturize.
I moisturize. I've been doing a real good job
too. I think I'm a body. Go ahead and revoke
that. Not my body, just my face and neck and
clavicle area. Revoked. Because that's crazy.
Everything else, I just squirt baby oil right
out the shower. Rub it all over. Okay. I'll give
you a third back. Let it dry. That's it. But
my face, listen. I do my moisturizer with my
SPF after cleaning it. Okay. I have a vitamin
C that has some orange in it. I put that on.
Then I have a vitamin E oil that I put on after
cleaning with witch hazel, of course. Did you
think your smoothness came from makeup? You know
what I do? Water. Water, soap, toner, Vaseline.
Toner? Witch hazel. no witch hazel it actually
dries me out i feel like and it burns really
yeah it burns my face i have very very sensitive
uh skin on my face though me too i don't know
what's up with yours no just give it something
else no okay so i mean i had all intentions going
into this uh big, beautiful, nasty -ass, whack
-ass week with the whole bill coming out with
the ditty trial. Like, do we really need to go
into this? Nah, we don't need to go into this.
I was surprised that this bill was going to get
passed after Don Don said that's what he was
going to do. No. Look, I will say... No. He's
a lot of things, but dishonest he is not. I'm
just like... I'm choosing to think positive because
I don't have a choice. Listen. We don't have
a choice. I could panic. I could buy canned goods
and water, which I've already done. I was about
to say. Definitely do. But what can we do? I'm
moving to Italy. Okay. Let me know when you go.
Okay. I'm going to visit and then if I like it,
then I'll go to Germany. ciao bella oh guten
okay um good good this is good for you um yeah
i i don't know what to expect they say they're
gonna cut taxes but then with that they're gonna
cut medicaid they're gonna cut social security
everything sounds like it's getting cut except
for the military budget which apparently we need
because we keep on going to war with everyone
Listen. I can only choose to hope for the best
for all of us. Because it ain't nothing we can
do about it. At this point. If there is something
we can do about it, do not put that in the chat.
Because I'm not keeping track enough to know.
I'm just giving my opinion. So, if you have anything
else, just feel free to scroll along. Translation.
Translation. She don't want to hear that. I haven't
done my research. I just know everyone's going
crazy and I can't take any more stress at this
moment. My gosh. Also, while we're on the topic
of America, I hope everybody had a great colonizer
day last week. i'll be at the pool because y
'all was doing a lot last week for fourth of
july y 'all was still having barbecues and doing
all this why what are we celebrating here being
off work i i was just about to say that if you're
not celebrating being off of work then every
holiday is a celebration for me because it's
the day that i'm off work and i get paid for
it but my but wait Don Don said we got too many
holidays. I was just about to say that. He just
said that we got more holidays. I need a stress
day. Everybody close because we stressed. So
let's all the diddy trial. Don't care. I honestly
don't care enough to cover it. Oh, it's because
I'm not surprised. We've heard it. We heard everything
that they was talking about. Most of the stuff,
it wasn't landing. You weren't going to get them
for some of those things. Nope. Y 'all just airing
the business of him being a very freaky man.
Very freaky man, man. Putting it all out there.
His supporters were out there spraying baby oil
on each other. That doesn't make you look good.
Oh my God. Good at all. And the way it's been
hot outside, they was just cooking themselves.
It's tan. I was doing getting a tan. Now, they
were saying he was never going. Candace, I said
that. Candace said he was never going to get
tried for all of that because he's not at the
top. He's not the head honcho. He wasn't pulling
his stuff. He had a party. He was beating up
some women. He was doing some things, okay? But
is he at the top of who they really want? No.
He just going to give them some time. Who threw
him under the bus? Is he going to tell on somebody?
Because that's who he really want. And I don't
think he's going to tell. You got what? 10 years?
Again, don't quote me because I wasn't sitting
in on the trial. I scrolled through TikTok to
get my news. Just like all of y 'all listening
in. They said 10 years. He's going to get some
time served. He's rich. He's going to be out
in six months. I don't know. I was about to say,
after this, he ain't about to be rich no more.
Didn't they freeze his assets? He's going to
be rich. He's got some stuff moving. If you're
that rich and you don't have a backup plan, that's
wild. They're not just going to take all your
money. All your money didn't go to trial like
poor people. We go to trial. We broke because
we got to pay for it. He's good. It's good. But,
you know, wasn't on that level of excitement
as Johnny. Johnny Depp's situation. And now it's
over. And I give it two weeks that people keep
talking about it before they move along. I feel
like they've been moved along since the middle
of the trial. Well, Love Island came on. Okay,
moving on. You got more pressing matters to worry
about. Because now, who are we going to vote
for to be the couple at the end to win this money?
Because unless Ace and Shelly lock it down, I
mean, I do like Nick and Ciara just because they're
sex, baby. If somebody don't give them a promotion
for something naughty, y 'all doing it wrong.
He's smooth. That Nick is smooth. I can't believe
people watch your show. Speaking of show, I got
to say this and then we're going to have to wrap
it up. My new favorite show. Thousand Pound Roommates.
I hate this for us. I don't like it. Those shows
make me so upset. It's so good. They make me
so upset. The thousand pound roommates, a thousand
pound per life. All of them make me upset because
you can't get there by yourself. I'm obsessed.
Okay. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, wait,
let me, let me give you the story of one of the
girls and you're going to be like, stop. Okay.
So One of the girls. Okay, both of them are out
here in California. Mind you, I've been doing
a deep dive because they said they're an hour
away from Venice Beach. So I was trying to locate
so I could accidentally run into them. Do they
walk? Legit question. Are they in wheelchairs?
I'm not entertaining. Are they a thousand pounds
together? Is it 500 pounds together? thousand
pounds together but it's not 500 it's more like
i don't know if nobody a thousand pounds one
of the girls was six something the other girl
was like four something okay yeah yeah okay anywho
oh before i start this 600 something pound girl
is a model on instagram i was like god dog it
gots to be more careful because me and tamika
Well, first we have to start posting. No, no.
First of all, she said, literally, she's 600
and something pounds. She was like, there's a
market for me. For sure. Where's our market?
We're told we're not plus size enough and we
damn sure ain't skinny. I don't know. So what
are we going to do? If you can tell us our market,
that would be great. Is my market being all one
color? Why are my lips the same color as my face?
What's going on today? It might be the filter
you got on your Zoom. I don't have a filter.
Maybe your camera's dirty. That's freaking disgusting.
Oh, it made it look better. Okay, anywho, shut
up. Now, the other girl, let me tell you how
she started. She started from a young age. Her
mom, before she was born, joined a church cult
out in Long Beach. I'm intrigued. Born into a
church cult. And so the pastor, one person, controlled
the whole congregation. You couldn't eat at certain
times. You couldn't have people over at the house
unless it was pre -approved by the pastor. It
was like very strict, very like rule driven and
all of that. And then let's just say like church
would be at somebody's house, like at a certain
particular person's house. You cannot eat until
everybody is out of the house. So she was like,
there will be times where. I couldn't eat until
like three, four o 'clock. But at that time,
I'm so hungry. I'm just eating anything I could
get my hands on. Yeah. So that's where hers stemmed
from. Oh, well, I love a good cult story. Baby,
listen. I said a church cult in Long Beach? I
need to see, like, give me a backstory of someone
so I can fall in love with them. I love this
show. But I also love the show because they're
black. In their friendship dynamic, it is, you
just got to watch it. How do they meet each other?
Now I'm intrigued. You got to watch it. That
quick. That quick. It's so good. It's so interesting.
It's so interesting. To table on that, before
we go to your unpopular opinion. Yeah. I saw
somewhere that they said sometimes eating I don't
want to say disorders because I hate disorder,
the word. But people overeat because when they're
raised as a child, they're always raised to eat
all their food before they leave the table. So
every Black household? You don't eat to get full.
You finish your plate. Finish your food. Finish
your food. Even if you're full. Finish your food.
So a lot of people tend to overeat. I'm frozen?
Okay, now you're lagging just a little bit. Okay,
now you're back. Welcome back, Tamika. Okay.
Yeah, so that can cause trauma if you make them
eat. Because some girl was like, my parents never
made me eat. So I just ate until I was full and
then that was it. And then you threw it in the
garbage? Question. Question. No, she wasn't.
Okay. What was your question? You already answered
it. Yeah. This was great. All right. To unpopular
opinion with JoJo. I feel like. You should wash
your hands before and after you use the bathroom.
I understand. And that's all. That's it. Either
way, whatever you touch is dirty. It's dirty.
Maybe they should just have a washing station
outside of the bathroom too. Or maybe you should
sanitize when you leave the bathroom as well,
outside. Yes. But a lot of doors also have the
kickstand where you can put your foot on and
just kind of like kick it open. And they have
the ones at the top. But I always feel like somebody
done touched some nasty stuff. Or what's the
chances that someone put gum in here? Yes. Before
I be like... Which is a good chance. Because
people do shit like that all the time. Which
is why I keep a pharmacy in my bag. You do do
that. I love that for me. Yeah. Cause look, one
thing's for certain, two things for sure. This
hot pocket right here. If I'm wiping and doing
all that, these hands need to be cleaned. I don't
need to have outside germ in my hoo -ha. Okay.
Okay. I feel like that goes with men too. They
don't just pee like this. A lot of them do. Yeah,
but the aim be off. Yeah, that's why I always
piss on the toilet. Which is why sometimes they
gotta hold it. I think you should always hold
it. Or at least got it in the right direction.
Always. I just pictured someone not and that's
wild. Why would you do that? No way you have
that much control. I'm really, I'm a firm believer
that women have, that we were born with open
wounds that never close and men were born with
birth defects because why does it grow outward?
I'm okay with the birth defect, obviously, but
don't put that open wound out there. I don't
need nobody thinking no type of way. It's an
open wound. No, I don't need you to think like
that. It's an open wound. Don't for the people
that like it. It's beautiful. It's an open womb.
It is beautiful. Think of it like a kangaroo
pet. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, pause.
But you're okay with a birth defect? Yeah. Also,
there's nothing wrong with people with birth
defects. Do not come for me because I will stand
on business and I will say the most ignorant
thing ever, whether I mean it or not. There's
also nothing wrong for people that like Cochinano
because Like my favorite animal, it's like a
kangaroo pouch. It is a home and loving and a
child comes out of it. And it's just love. You
can't say that anymore. Because some people have
coochie na -na's that children cannot come out
of. You know what? Sometimes you can't talk about
everything. You can't touch everything. And that
is the end of this episode. Again, again, thank
you for attending and listening to Are We Cancelled
Yet? Oh my gosh. Tamika was about to say something.
I had to end it because we was really going to
be cancelled, y 'all. Alright, bye.