action you do know that this is going on Spotify
they can't see you waving okay okay my goodness
this is what we come back to hello hello hello
and welcome back a long time wait not because
of myself okay hold on because we all know Tamika
is full of it it is because of her The official
podcast are we canceled yet with your host and
Slowpoke. Then you need to go first if you're
talking about some Slowpoke. Also, I'm hungry.
So let's get this going. Go ahead. Oh my gosh.
And you know your girl, Tamika. Undecisive ass.
Tamika, a .k .a. Undecisive ass, a .k .a. Goldilocks,
a .k .a. Happy to be back. I know you miss our
banter. They miss something. Y 'all seen us on
Instagram, though, on all the socials. We've
been giving y 'all a little sneak peek into our
lives. We be out there. We be outside sometimes.
Sometimes. We gonna be outside more this summer.
Oh, I was just about to say not this summer.
It's not too hot. Chill, chill, chill. It's hot
as hell. And I ain't even gonna hold you. This
natural deodorant. It ain't even started yet.
I had a whole debate with, I don't know who it
was, how summer has not started yet. And I'm
like, it did. And it did. Yeah. It's summer.
Yeah. And like really going back and forth on
like, no, summer starts the 27th. Summer is now.
If summer starts the 27th, what do we have? A
month of summer? Is that how it works? Well,
summer is coming this fall. No, August is actually
the end of summer. Like, mid -August is end of
summer. So far. Moving on. Thanksgiving. Summer
is a month, which is crazy. Alright, I just need
to say this, and I need to say this now. If you
are living in Southern California, it is hot.
It's... Okay? That was the rays of the sun, if
you didn't know what that was. I was waiting
for the rest to come out. That was the rays of
the sun because that's what it sounds like. It's
hot. And if you're like me, the natural deodorants
is not going to hold up. Baby, listen. I will
say, though, that only works if your insides
is natural. That's not going to happen. Not a
year. Exactly. But I will say, though, act. A
-K -T. I'm going to give y 'all a clean shout
out. I've only been using them a week. And I've
been wearing them on the hottest of hottest days.
While it does not keep me 100 % dry, it keeps
me at least 75 % dry. But, no must. So far. So
far. And this is only, I've been using the unscented.
I did get unscented and scented. I've only been
using unscented first. I didn't want to try the
scented just in case I get like a rash or something
because I have really sensitive skin. But I'll
legit give it like an 8 out of 10. Only because
I like to be completely dry, but I know that's...
I'm going to do this one time and one time only
because I'm not paid for it. No muss, no fuss.
Don't have to worry about. Rewind. No muss, no
fuss. Need your underarms to act right. Get your
act right. You need to try it, though. Let me
tell you why. One, it was designed for people
on the stage. Okay. Designed by artists for artists.
Really? Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting
because it could be on stage with those lights.
Hello. Which is part of the reason why I was
like, okay, let me try this because I feel like
if a dancer, ballerina, over over the ocean can
use this and be fine i should be fine over here
okay doing myself that was a little shout out
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to clap back also do close to wherever do wherever
i will skim she will respond and i will screenshot
send it to her and i will giggle and i will too
Okay, we're going to touch on this real quick
because the way that you're still obsessed and
my interest has peaked on Sinners. Oh, baby.
I was obsessed before I saw the movie. You were
obsessed. It was so good. It was so good. Phenomenal.
There was little points that I was like, mmm.
I'm not really getting it. What are those points?
But then again, I also mixed up the two Jordans.
So, very early on in the movie. So, my opinion
cannot be trusted. Which threw you off a little
bit. I get that. It threw me off. Did you watch
it twice? No, I still need to watch it again.
But now they're like, it's about to be out on
TV. not yet because they literally just did a
re -release i told you oh no and they talking
about okay i know what's buzz trying to get people
pulled in that there's going to be a sequel for
what so i didn't need it i've seen i've seen
that going around social media as well and here's
what i've heard and this has not been confirmed
because it's been on multiple like media sites
but several media sites have said that Ryan has
been getting the question and he's like no he
said no but then from the post that you sent
over it's talking about some Warner Brothers
is gonna try to do it without him that's gotta
be a lie it's gonna be horrible it has to be
a lie people are buzzing it was enough for me
it was good it had an ending um if anything a
prequel but again i would need ryan to make i
would need the michaels to be in it so i know
also about where am i looking here or here here
or here you're looking here here yeah okay perfect
wonderful okay so yeah yeah yeah yeah um movie
Fucking hit, of course. Amazing. Did we think
it wasn't going to be? Only thing, okay, quick
one through. You at the door trying to get in.
I'm definitely not letting you in. Not letting
you in. And you super, super jolly for no reason.
My baby mama wife is at home. I'm trying to get
my coins and get out of here. I'm not about to
be all happy -go -lucky. Everybody come outside.
That's not about to happen. Also, that was a
lot of spit in the mouth. Even if you are down
with the spit, that was like a water fountain
of spit. You want to taste it? Yeah, Michael.
You naughty. I think you put that in there for
yourself. Wait a minute. And it was thick. It
was thick. It was so thick. So that was a lot.
That was a lot for me. Haley's newfound blackness.
let's take a moment of silence for her one eighth
i'm not even gonna hold you i um what can i say
that won't get me in trouble doesn't matter no
it doesn't because i'm fully black anywho well
you know what she don't say black are you did
you say from your japanese side i'm one eighth
japanese yeah and i'm gonna run with it and any
pr i get i'm gonna make sure they coach me to
include that in there like her pr did her i was
like what i could have did without that the uh
tongue in the cooch line already a hit here so
i didn't need that Because I wasn't expecting
it. And I was like, oh. Baby, listen. Listen.
Look, I think. Dang it, I can't say it. Oh. I
want to work with Ryan one day, so I'm not going
to say it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going
to say it. Nip that in the butt. I'll text it
to you. Oh, hilarious. So, but all around, absolutely
wonderful. I could have done with a little more
sexiness in the scene with the other two, but
I watched TikTok enough to get it. I get it.
It's just when I see a plus size woman on the
screen, since I don't see it that often, I want
it to be the freakiest of freaky. And that's
not what we needed at that moment. Oh, is this
what you text? Hold up. Let me, let me put my
glass up. I taught, I taught a hoodie tag. Butterflies.
Yeah. Moving on. First of all, what I thought
was really disrespectful. Y 'all really thought
that Wumi was Michael B. Jordan's auntie? Chill.
It was obvious it was not. She was not giving
auntie to me. But that just shows how much...
I want to say decentralized or whatever the word
you want to call it. That we're just not used
to seeing that on the screen that you automatically
went there. You think she can't pull mic? Cause
she can pull mic. She can pull mic. That's what
I'm saying. Like on the screen, I get what you're
saying when you say on the screen, but I'm just
like, like, let's be for real in everybody's
real life. Nobody is walking around like an Instagram
model all day, every day. You get what I'm saying?
For sure. Like, come on now. Let's not be disrespectful.
Listen, and the way she put him in his place.
I said, listen. Do that. I like it. I can't talk
about neither of them, honey, because they put
them in their place. Do that. And it was hot.
And also, can we just honorable mention, even
back then, the black woman had to be the one
to protect everybody. For sure. Why you can't
get your big ass through that door? Uh -uh. You
talking to me. Yeah. For sure. What's up? For
sure. She said, no, don't let them in. Don't
let them in. Now, the one that did let them in.
What's in here? Not my cousin. Right when she
said it, I said, oh. Oh, did you not count how
many people was out there? What did you think
was going to happen here? Baby, listen. Did you
think your mans was going to be the only one
to come in? I'm not even going to hold you. They
should have let her go. Like, you could have
went. Also, Miss Thotty Hottie with the old nasty
cooch could have left too. Because if I tell
you to eat something one time so I can figure
out if you some supernatural being, you got one
time. You should have ate it willingly. No, I
don't like the taste. I'm sure he ain't like
the taste of that. All right? Because you was
walking around sweaty. You got to go. You got
to go. He done had a little that and fell in
love. Nasty. You lucky you my cousin. Also, are
we not going to speak on the fact that she was
married? So how old was she? And this was a child?
Older than him. Well, back then, I mean, they
got married at a young age, but girl, the way
he was acting, he was older. She was older. For
sure. Especially when she kept calling him young
man. Nasty. Oh, good damn. That's what that was.
That was nasty. That's what it should have been
called. Oh, my gosh. She didn't eat that daggone
garlic. I was so pissed. No. What? What do you
mean no? You the first one to go. Say less. Don't
worry. Get out. Get out. So, I can't wait to
watch it again. And find all the A's that I missed.
We can move on from this, but I just need to
say this. You know this was a movie. Because
as soon as Shorty would have said, I could be
everybody up in here and you know that. All it
takes is one person to overhear that and be like,
who? Who? Who's she talking to? You all the way
on the other side of the room. Who's she talking
to? Try it. Try it. Like, what's she talking
about? And that's on that. Moving on. It's phenomenal.
Getting it on DVD. Speaking of what I can't move
on from, it's Chris Brown. I need to make it
to this concert. Any means necessary. By any
means necessary. Listen, friend, we had a plan.
We had a plan to go see him in Manchester. We
had flight tickets on deck. Round trip, 550 to
Manchester. Hotels was looking nice. I can go
see the concert on a low, low. Cannot dispose
my plugs. But I see concerts out of town. He
went to jail. I don't know who on his team just
got fired. But somebody has to pay for this.
someone has to pay now I'm sitting here running
around looking for tickets trying to go what
city am I going to everybody sold out but I need
to see Chris I thought about it I talked to myself
and I say yeah you can go without seeing it you
saw him last year and now I keep seeing all these
videos over and over and my why I can't fathom
not being in the building with Christopher. And
he confirmed that there will be 50 songs on the
set list. And I know 44 of them. Because it's
a couple that, you know, was iffy. Bro, I'm not
even going to hold you. Last year when we went,
That was a three to four hour concert with a
normal size set list plus openers. You're going
to have a 50 song set list plus openers. I'm
doing a work shift. This is everything was amazing.
This is it was amazing. I'm wearing gym shoes
and no clothes. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be
so good. I have to see it. I have to see it.
That was a performer. He is a performer. Somebody
said, Chris, would you do the Michael Jackson
tribute at your concert? What'd he say? I didn't
respond. Oh. Well, why? He too busy, too. I think
he was still in jail. Oh, yeah. But man, if he
popped that out, it's only going to be in L .A.
that he popped something like that out. No, because
he don't stay here. It don't matter. Everybody
else do. Oh, Christopher Maurice. Why are you
this talented and so stupid? It could be me.
The talent is blinding me, but it was not his
fault. It was the team. From what I hear, he
had a warrant or something. And they said, sometimes
you gotta go to this office, you gotta go to
that office. I don't know. But it was not him.
No, no, no. It was him who did the assault. Had
he not put his hands on somebody. As a matter
of fact, didn't even put his hands on nobody.
He clocked whoever in the head with a bottle.
A beloved DJ of London. in the head what about
you don't do that to one of the people you know
you was getting in trouble and then also whoever
is on your team one you don't have the right
people in your circle that's that's really uh
speaking life into you because if you was getting
that on a daily basis you will not be out here
acting a fool you have children isn't it like
supposed to be a rule that once you have children
you supposed to be better Somehow? Some sort
of moral compass? You are. I mean, listen. Jesus.
I'm not one to, uh... I'm never one for anyone
to take into consideration with my points. Never.
Who is calling me? Are you kidding me? Are you
kidding me? I had a phone call, too. Am I still
on here? Yeah, you froze for a little bit. Oh,
my gosh. Why would you do that? And I told you
I was taping the part. I know who that is. And
when you watch, why would you do that? Why? I'm
so upset. Why, manager? Huh? I said, why, manager?
Because I know who it was. So, what was I talking
about? All right. So, it's the same, but. I just
saw DGG. Wait. Who you see? DDG. Okay. Yeah.
No. Don't. Just hear me out. He was wherever.
I don't know. Somebody called him like doo -doo
garbage or something. Oh. And his brother, his
brother threw the first punch. His brother did.
Mm -hmm. bgg wasn't gonna do that i ain't saying
nothing you ain't supposed to be doing nothing
but also do the garbage ain't nothing that's
like some that's some kindergarten stuff that
was the most childish thing do the garbage and
it got to him well oh that guy was thinking like
oh it's just gonna go over his head like in one
year But it's so crazy because from the reports
that I saw, like the headline literally says
DDG and brother get into a brawl. You know what?
But then when you read the actual article, it
said DDG's brother is the one that like, you
know, threw the first punch or whatever. And
then somebody else from his camp jumped in. It
didn't mention anything about DDG jumping in.
Because DDG didn't. But those are your people.
Those are your people. When you are a celebrity
of sorts, your people can't do nothing either.
Because now they coming for you. I think he's
suing. That's your camp. As he should. On camera.
Because he called him doo -doo garbage. Like,
that's nothing. like what you mad for i ain't
even gonna hold you if that made you that mad
well he did you didn't even i didn't even see
him like give his brother a little toppy top
his brother was just like bruh don't be disrespectful
bro and punched or slapped him oh i felt like
it was a slap baby listen all i'm saying is if
that upset you that bad you need to go pay somebody
to talk to But you also can't move. You can't
move like that, though. And you in the headlines
right now. Hmm. Hmm. I don't know who gonna be
around me. Me? Also, we gonna be getting sued,
is what you're saying. We ain't getting sued.
We ain't getting sued. I ain't fighting nobody.
One, I'm only doing Lifetime, Hallmark movies.
And those type of people, you leave alone. I
can still go to the grocery store in Studio City
and not get harassed. Period. And I'm going to
be on BET and Tubi movies. I knew that was coming.
I love it so much. I just want to be in a rom
-com. Bro, just put me in anything. I love this.
Okay, so Mission. to get the Chris Brown concert
in another state. Yeah, because I don't want
to be here. Take a lot of pictures. Shoot, we
can't even go to H -Town because they sold out.
We also already went. I know. I don't want to
go to the same place twice. But at least if we
go there, we know where to stay at because that
hotel was nice. And it was a great time. Very
convenient. You know how to make a good time.
You know how to do a good time. I try. Okay.
Carry on. What's next in pop media? I feel like
you did that because you knew I was going towards
a Cardi B situation. Oh, I didn't. You mean?
That she's been photographed with? Her new mans?
Yeah. That's the thing. I love that. I love that
for her. But then he had a video of him with
some girlies giving him some pink cocaine or
something. Pink? We're not in that circle. Like
the color pink? Yeah. It's a thing. It's a thing.
They was throwing it at him. I didn't see him
taking it. I mean, they was throwing it at him.
They were obviously flirty flirt. And he just
like, yeah, giving out the drugs. Bro, when did
they start having Kool -Aid flavored cocaine?
I don't think that's new. It's just those circles.
You know, that whole thing going around and be
like, sometimes you don't get invited to the
party because you don't do coke. That makes sense.
That's why we don't know. That's why we don't
know. That's why we don't know. Thank the Lord.
Listen. But either way, I'm like, okay, I love
this. We showering you. You seem happy. You getting
your mind off of Offset. I was about to say,
what is his name? You getting your mind off of
Offset. Getting yourself together. Focusing on
yourself. Okay, I love that. Get you somebody
that gonna love on you. I love it. Is he the
one? No, I don't think he's the one. But also,
I shouldn't say this. I just didn't like that
that video came out. With the drugs? Yeah. And
the girl. Like, it was the girls around him on
the yacht. All flirty, flirty. I haven't seen
that. Also, who is he? Is he, like, is he a football
player? He's a football player. Ooh, just found
a big deal, too. Did he? I forget how many millions,
but he's guaranteed, like, 25 million. uh this
year or something i'd really be wondering and
maybe maybe because we're not like high up in
this space that we're that we're in how do these
people be crossing paths oh they know each other
they know people that know people they got they
got to a party or something they got especially
with sports because honestly when it comes to
sports like once you get drafted to like one
state you're literally bound to that state because
you're always in practice you're always doing
this and this yeah but during the off season
you're out a weekend it ain't nothing to get
a jet i just got 25 million dollars i mean i
guess you're right we're playing one game maybe
i'm maybe also we just got money like boom i
fly here boom yeah you first class whatever And
we just running into each other in like Paris
or something like, Oh my God. Yeah. Y 'all going
to the same places. This is true. They do all
travel to the same places. Also. I don't think
I'm social enough for that. Cause if I run into
anybody outside of LA, I'm about to be like one.
If I spot you, I'm immediately going the opposite
way. Cause I don't want you talking to me. I'm
on vacation. Yeah, but we got money. We all going.
It's been a couple years that everybody went
to Africa in the same December. Nah, I feel like
if you can't talk to me in the state that we
both reside in, we don't need to talk. We ain't
see each other because you don't leave the house.
But also, if we at the same event, if we're like,
alright, everybody going out tonight, everybody
rich. I'm not going to hold you. I'm going. I
mean, I'm going to go. Yeah. And then you're
going to get introduced to people. All right.
I guess. So they met. I love it. Now offset.
I don't know if he'd be a petty or what, but
he wants spousal support. Say you're broke without
saying you're broke. The fuck? I'm like, wait
a minute. How does this work? He wants spousal
support, but the children, their main household
is going to be parties. So why would he get spousal
support if he's not the main parent? I'm not
sure how this works. But according to Joe, my
source of everything pop media. All right. So
this is what they saying. He came into the relationship.
She didn't have as much as him coming into it.
I'm pretty sure. But he helped her out. He helped
her with like contracts, making deals because
he was in that. And he already had, you know,
managers and. publicist and all this other stuff
so he got her own in those areas also you're
my man that's what you're supposed to do right
i was your man and as your man i helped you get
to this point and then we got married and we
helped each other and now that we're not married
i'm accustomed to that life if we're really being
honest what helped her get to that point was
loving hip -hop yeah but right after love and
hip -hop you ain't no start immediately you are
being pulled out of she's not but we all know
the drama definitely helped for sure for sure
but you also don't have that business mindset
yet true this is pulled out of that and everybody
like boom we want you to do all this stuff we
want you to be on this label we want to do all
this was she working with rich dollars or was
that a different no that's somebody else that
was uh amina butterfly she was with rich too
rich was with a couple people you're not talking
about who she was messing with because that was
peter no i mean a butterfly was with peter guns
okay yeah no but rich dollars was manager to
a lot of people so i think she even had worked
with rich at a certain point i don't know that's
when love and hip -hop was real good i'm about
to say i ain't seen it that's when i was tuned
in honey i ain't even gonna hold you i'm still
tuned in but only to miami oh because that's
that got some stuff Is there another one? It's
still on. What locations? I don't know. I just
watch Miami. I only know Miami. I think everyone
moves to one state that the show is in. They
got Miami, New York, LA. Who was in New York?
Atlanta. Everybody migrated to Miami. Even the
Atlanta people. I will say, you do see the same
people. But it's only for like a visit or something.
You know what I'm saying? They're not like main
cast. So, yeah. But I think that's the ground
that he's standing on. Again, I don't know anything
about it. But if I helped you, you was here.
I knew you was popping. But you was not there
yet. And while we were together, you got there.
We got married. We had kids. Now that we're done,
and you're worth much, much more money than I
am. I'm accustomed to that lifestyle. So you
should be paying me some. Ridiculous. Tell me
who. Ridiculous. Unaccustomed. Because I got
kids now. It's kids that come into play. Yeah,
but he got to fight and chance. Because he's
not saying I'm not going to see the children.
You are just going to be the primary household.
And they're going to come to me. When they're
with me, don't you want them living lavished
as well? No, I don't. No, I don't. I don't. I
honestly feel like if I'm the primary household
that my two children are going to be in, that
money that you're asking for is going towards
my children. And if you want them to live a certain
lavish life as far as like clothes, shoes and
all that. That goes with them. And when they
come back, pack that up. And that's coming back
to my house. Like, y 'all got too much money.
Both of y 'all. It's not like he's poor. Also,
he got like 15 ,000 other children. Give it a
rest. I'm not paying your what's -her -name.
Because that's exactly what that money is going
towards. Listen, we were married. I helped you
come up. Now we divorced. And you over here running
around with this football player. That's acting
wild. He out here acting like a rapper sometimes.
You gonna leave me for him? If he wasn't cheating
so much, she wouldn't have left. But that don't
matter. Dang. I wish I was in a different state.
Had they got a divorce in a different state and
they could have proved that he was cheating,
he automatically wouldn't have got anything.
i mean the proof is out there but then that's
that's another thing it depends on the state
though which is what i mean men are very emotional
so now you hold on the fact too that why y 'all
were split up when you cheated and she was pregnant
and there was some things going on talking about
she talked to him or she even slept with him
while she was pregnant this is the same guy so
and you like no no no that's not true and then
you turn around and you're dating him talking
about oh he loved me he loved me oh he on fire
he is on fire so pay me my coins no that's crazy
but helping you out because we can't even be
uh what it is what is it cordial we can't even
be cordial that's crazy because it's too messy
you hurt i'm hurt pay me my coins that's because
you still going up i don't know what else i'm
doing i ain't gonna hold you she needs a jojo
m esquire on her team because baby listen she's
if you don't know she is black one -eighth asian
lawyer yeah also bilingual spanish Wait, okay.
In all not seriousness, in all not seriousness,
I have been keeping up with the Judy trial per
TikTok. Okay, wait, before you start. Wait, because
I need to not be serious about this. Wait, because
before you start, I just have a question. Yes.
If there are no cameras allowed in the courtroom
during this trial, How is everybody getting updates?
You can sit in there. There's people that can
go in there and that's how they get in the news.
That's how they're getting their info. Because
who else is telling them? All this stuff is public
now. That's the crazy part. Wait a minute. Don't
do nothing. Everything is out. You could just
go in there and sit. I don't know if it's just
complete randoms or, like, correspondence. Then
what's the point of it having, what's the point
of it not being televised? I don't know. I learned
all this when Johnny Depp was going through that.
I was like, why does everyone know what's going
on in your trial? Well, his was televised. Well,
why? I don't know, but also, I have a question.
if it's let's just say it is only correspondence
since we have a podcast and we're technically
reporters give us a badge the badge and we out
to New York I can't sit through that it's some
things I can't sit through I ain't even gonna
hold you I can only sit through it if food is
provided it is but no no no Okay. What I was
laughing about, that's not funny, but it is a
little funny. Dang, now you made me forget his
name. Old boy that was talking to Cassidy for
a little bit and ran for the heels. Day and night.
Kid Cudi? Kid Cudi. Did his testimony thing.
And he say, somebody came in my house, knocked
up my dog, and opened up all the Christmas presents.
And left. And that ain't the pettiest thing.
Petty yet brilliant. At the same time. Bro. You
gotta be. Say less. I ain't even gonna hold you.
You gotta be a little off to sit there and unwrap
all of those presents and just leave them there.
Like you didn't have to do anything else to me
because that already got me tripping. How did
you get in here? I got to move. You turned off
the security cameras. But the security cameras
on the property was turned off. The dog was locked
in a room or closet. And you unwrapped all the
Christmas presents. Wait. And did. Okay, wait,
wait, wait. Pause. Because I kept seeing the
comment section. Because I was very unclear about
the dog situation. Everybody was like, how could
you ever do that to a dog? You're just a trash
human. But what you're saying is the only thing
he did was lock a dog in a closet? Yeah. I don't
think it was in the closet for days. Girl. This
is enough time for him to come home and be like,
bruh. Something's off. I hate the internet. Oh,
no. You can't listen to everything. I might not
even be 100%. telling the truth I ain't even
gonna hold you but that's what I heard if I walk
in and all of my presents aren't wrapped but
they're still there I the first thing I'm thinking
is not how did you get in my house but I'm pissed
because now I gotta rewrap all this shit everybody's
getting bags that Christmas I'm just like that
was petty and uh yeah that was pretty Like, if
I wanted to send a message, I'm not going to
blow up your car. It also wasn't blown up. It
was caught on fire. That was crazy. And then
I think they said the top was cut open. I don't
understand how this man is doing all of this
and not one camera saw him or somebody else do
it. So that's the thing. I was like, I don't
know what his attorneys are doing because it
didn't make sense. All of that can just be thrown
away. How did you know it was him? There was
no cameras. You have no idea. Your whole testimony,
it just went in the garbage. Right. Because how
did anyone know that it was you? Right. Or your
team? Did anybody's neighborhood... And this
is what mind boggles me. They be secluded. The
neighbors don't get the other neighbor's stuff.
Bro, when stuff happens in the world, It just
mind -boggles me. But one thing we do know, we
do know the government has literal cameras tapped
in everywhere. And then when big, high -profile
stuff like this happens, ooh. They don't care
enough to be like, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hey,
NASA? Um, the satellite that's close to blah,
blah, blah street, can you pull that camera footage?
Girl. And it was years ago. He didn't do anything
in the moment. They need to pull them pigeons.
Bruh. you and these kids and when you have your
oasis your neighbors ain't gonna have no camera
footage oh they not exactly so yeah i was just
like okay that's the only thing i can find humor
in because the trial is disgusting uh there's
a lot of stuff that they talking about it's a
lot of back and forth i don't i think diddy's
lawyers are doing a good job uh for the most
part except for like little things like that
because they're poking holes in people's stories
but that everyone's already made their mind up
yeah so it really don't matter if your council
is trash at this point their mind was made up
before you even got there because they know your
reputation yeah and that's um every everybody
know diddy is literally like a um like an urban
legend you hear about it you pass the stories
We're going to take a moment of silence. I'm
upset because I should have did it this way.
Because she just did a whole Rumpelstiltskin.
That's what I pictured in my mind, too. I think
that's what they picture in their mind as well.
Oh, gosh. You get on my nerves. But he's literally
like an urban legend. You hear the stories. You
pass them down. When you move to new cities,
you pass them down. In the industry, when people
get in, you pass them down. But nobody has solid
proof. You could. You could have the proof. But
it's also that you're not the only one. That's
what I'm saying. Hearsay is not proof, though.
Hearsay is not proof. Because you can't prove
it. But even if it was a hearsay, you can't prove
it. You got nothing. There's no reporting. There's
no nothing. So all you're counting on are these
testimonies, which I need to hear more of the
testimonies. I feel like... And this is my theory.
I feel like there are recordings that he has.
Oh, he got all that. He got all that. But I feel
like this thing runs so deep that nobody will
ever find them. I mean, he got rid of them somewhere
when he knew there was going to be a raid. Or
the government. That's what I'm saying. I feel
like it runs so deep. Like, it wasn't an average
Joe that was just like, I'm about to take ditty
down right cassie okay her her uh lawsuit opened
the claims and things but where did this hotel
tape come from i don't know where it's been hidden
for so long did he supposedly bought it so did
somebody on the team automatically do that but
then there was also some talk about um some people
wanting to buy his liquor company syrup uh no
What liquor company? Not Ciroc. Don Julio? Or
what is it? He got more liquor? Yeah. Come on,
yeah. It was like, on Carisha, please. I had
no clue. Well, he got business deals. Right.
And the man wanted it, or he wanted to branch
off and have his own thing. Just him. And they
like... oh you must have forgot who you was messing
with you thought we were partners that's the
same thing i'm not even gonna hold you that's
the same thing they did with cosby when cosby
was trying to buy cbs and acquire that then all
of a sudden the allegations from the 70s came
out but that's what they said about michael jackson
wait because he had the beatles and still like
so i mean yeah you did some shit You definitely
did some stuff. But who really pulled the trigger
to take you down? And why? Because I don't think
it was just one person on the inside. Like, I'm
tired of seeing him do this to people. Nah, it
was a lot of people. People of power take out
people of power. You know who been quiet and
who I haven't seen lately? Who? Mr. Carter. Because
I'm not about to say what? That ain't got nothing
to do with me. Oh. I'm not about to associate
myself with nothing. First of all, the way when
they got that recording of Diddy talking about
some, I think he was talking to somebody and
it said that because you know they record the
little phone call and they were saying, again,
allegedly, I don't know, TikTok me lying, but
they were saying that Diddy was like asking something
about Jay -Z. They was like, we ain't heard from
Jay. Oh, that was his son, supposedly. Oh, which
one? The one, his twin? The one that's also under
allegations right now? They said, well, you know,
allegedly that that was his son. And he was like,
did you hear from Jay? But then they also said
that that was like code for other stuff too.
So I don't know. I don't know. I just know it's
messy. He's definitely going to get in trouble.
He's not going to get as much trouble as everyone's
thinking. I mean, y 'all know he's not going
to get all of that, but it's going to ruin his
life. If anything, if anything, the only thing
they can fully pin him on is not domestic violence.
Well, that's closed already. Battery. What do
you mean that's closed? He can't get Cassie.
Cassie closed hers. Unless somebody else wants
to open up something for domestic violence. Her
stuff is already shut. Her cases are shut. Since
when? She settled. When the video and everything
came out, she settled. She got $20 million. Then
why was she even testifying? Because they called
her, subpoenaed her, to testify for the abuse.
He's on trial for racketeering, prostitution.
And stuff like that, like sex crimes. And I know
human trafficking is one of them. Yeah, human
trafficking. So they needed her testimony because
she was inside. She's like, I bought some prostitutes.
We did all this. We did all that. But also I
felt frightened for my life because he also had
other people around him that was doing his dirty
work. And that was the whole thing about Kid
Cudi. Diddy didn't come and unwrap these presents,
but he got enough people to call and tell him
to do these things. Yeah. That proves. I ain't
even going to hold you. What if Diddy hired Kid
Cudi's maid to be on the inside? Look, you could
have brought anybody. Could have brought anybody.
Because don't nobody do checks anymore. Especially
not back then. If we know anything from MTV Cribs.
I don't need to sign in at the security company.
Listen, I don't need your maids. It could have
been her, though. It could have been her. But
that's the thing. You have all these things.
That's why he couldn't get Bond. It's crazy they
got him right before he got Bond. They knew.
They knew what was going on. So, yeah, it's just
messy. I feel bad for the kids. Because they're
kids. Not all of them kids, but they got to hear
horrible things, though. Yes, you hear horrible
things about your daddy all the time, but I still
feel bad for the kids. I feel bad for the girls.
Okay. Moving on. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. But,
I mean, I've just been on constant TikTok scroll.
This is what's filling up my algorithm and I
need to get out. Oh, really? I haven't heard
anything about it. Other than like the little
stuff that I've seen on Instagram, but it's been
the same stuff over and over again. I need to
get out. I did want to hear Dawn's from Danity
Kane because I absolutely love Danity Kane. Yeah.
But then Q said some stuff. I don't even want
to go into that because my fondness for Day 26
and Danity Kane. We in the car. Run slow. We
doing things that the girls don't do. Oh my God.
Don't do too much. Copyright. Yeah. So I love
them both. I'm kind of, I'm conflicted, which
I'm sure they are too. Cause I'm like, dang,
I want to watch making a band again. Where is
it? I don't know. He wouldn't get paid from,
well, we don't know what kind of contract he
negotiated. I'm just like, Mika, if you watch
making a band, you put money on his books. I
can't watch it. don't watch it. I'm sure that's
how, well, the Audrey, Audrey did an interview
and she was like, what? That's not her name?
First of all, Audrey been gunning for him for
decades. Audrey just been saying, like, look,
this is who you messing with. But she did an
interview that was like, you know, she's a little
conflicted because she is trying to, like, at
one point, he's a monster. He's a horrible person.
But also he did make me see my stardom. Like
what I had in me, I wouldn't have been able to
find that person myself. So as a mogul, as someone
that was, you know, bringing out talent, he brought
out the talent, but he did too much. I was about
to say, did we watch the same show? It was bad.
He was hazing. Yeah. Yeah. but she was like look
it took that to get me there if you think about
hazing you got but they all end up fucked up
when you go through hazing you got jackson five
you break them down to build them back up you
break them down to build them back up yeah so
i'm like oh dang that was a good one i need to
get off that i need to get off that tiktok Yeah,
you just need to watch the videos I send you.
And I don't watch none of them. It just be so
many. I'm not going to hold you. It be so many.
I did try to watch Beyond the Gates. What episode?
How many episodes? I realized I didn't have Paramount+.
I turned it on the other day. I was like, I'm
going to watch this. JoJo been telling me to
watch this. And I went, and it was like, not
subscribed. Can I commit to a show that I have
not seen before? But I tried. I waited to see
you to tell you I tried. I just really want you
to know, card revoked. Why? Because when it comes
to Black content, you just don't be doing enough
for me. I was trying to watch it. This is what
happened. Why you ain't ask me for my password?
Oh my gosh. I mean, I would never share my password.
But why didn't you ask? Sorry. Whoa. Who said
that? Jaws? Oh. Hello? I think somebody on our
pod. It's Diddy. Oh, yeah, yeah. I needed a...
One, I needed something to watch because obviously
I don't have nothing. I'm right here in front
of the TV. There's nothing on. But also, Love
Island hasn't started yet. So I needed an in
-between. Because when that starts, I'm not sure
I can commit to anything else. I bring out my
walking pad. I have a tradition. I watch an episode
for an hour. I walk on the walking pad for an
hour. And I get lost. And these random people's
stories. And the stories don't even be good enough
to keep watching. Last one was good. Love Island
USA. Bro, just go on Love Island. I'm too old.
And I don't have that kind of bikini body. I
know that. But they need somebody. They need
somebody up there that has a real body. Real
women have curves. You know what? Occasionally.
the curvier ones go. And I'd be like, bam, she
about to get all the mans. And they never pick
her. This one girl, she did have a real big booty,
but her titties was fake. She was beautiful.
She got her mans. They cute as heck. They cute
as heck. If you met any thicker than that, that
ain't gonna happen. That's crazy. That ain't
what Love Island is for. That's crazy. 99 % of
the time. They're in bikinis. I just don't understand
when legit 85 % of the American people are not
a size 10, 9, 8. What? You think a 10 on there?
That's what I said. The average American person
is not like... They be sharing each other's bikinis.
No one on there has ever been bigger than a size
10. Wait a minute. Yeah, they be sharing stuff.
They there for a long time. They there all the
time. I'm never sharing a bikini. You know how
close that is? Especially when you get in the
water, everything rise up. You don't got to worry
about it because they small. Fabric holds memory.
And I don't need nobody's cavity memory on my
bikini bottoms. They be sharing everything. Men,
women. It's a dating show. I would love to see
a thicky icky girl in there though. Yes. I would
love it. And I'd be like, all they be eating
is eggs on there. So they be farting. So they
be farting. Probably. Ew. Don't mess up what
I got. In bikini. They be farting in bikini.
No, ew, don't. So what you trying to say is the
whole set stank. Stop. So. Yeah, all I see them
eat is eggs. That's crazy. Toast. They love avocado
toast. And they be so cute. They make each other
breakfast and coffees. I don't understand. See,
this is how I know the world be lying when it
comes to carbs. Because I don't understand how
a group of people can eat so much bread and still
be little. No, they don't do that. They eat one
piece of bread and they share it. Excuse me,
sir. Do you have some gold coins for gold, bitch?
Let's share. Slice half avocado. Eight eggs.
Workout. The girls, I don't never see them work
out, and they must. They must. I can't. Put the
bimby in there. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait for
it to come back one. Honey. Oh, I can't. I can't.
No, let me tell you the show. You need to be
signed up. There was one guy on there from Cincinnati.
The show you need to sign up for. Ready to love.
I shouldn't watch it then because I haven't.
So I shouldn't watch it. I know you haven't because
you're racist. Oh my gosh. I tried, but then
I saw an actor on there and I was like, this
is fake. She wasn't an actor. She was a comedian.
Also, she was at the beginning of her career.
That was an old episode. She's bigger now. And
that's when I was like, I just want real fake
people. She didn't make it that far, so you should
have kept watching. Oh, dang. It was a guy that
I saw, though. But I was like, I seen you on
something. You saw a guy? I saw the girl. It
was a guy. And she even said, I'm a comedian.
Oh, it was a guy that I saw on there, and I was
like, this is fake. Don't say it's the host,
because the host is a comedian. Oh, shoot. Was
it the host? Is he bald -headed? I should punch
you in your face. Oh, my God. I ain't even making
past the host. I'm gonna watch it. Is it a new
season on? You got nine seasons to catch up on.
Oh my gosh. I can commit to one. Pick one for
me. Oh, the Philly season? Okay, because I need
to be hooked. Pick one for me that already sound
good. It already sound good. It's so good. That's
like Nick Millis. The girls are meat mill -ass
too. Philly women are so rough and I can say
that because I have family from there and I got
friends from there, but they rough, bro. They
talk rough as hell. Now I gotta watch it. Not
as tough as New Yorkers. I feel like Philly women
still got a little daintiness to them, but they
gonna let you know. Okay, okay. yeah this sounds
intriguing i think i'm gonna watch it tonight
as you should i appreciate you thank you just
tell me what number of the season it is the the
very last one i believe oh perfect perfect um
i think it's time for your unpopular opinion
oh which i this better be good because we ain't
been here in a little minute oh i have a couple
i've been keeping a running list of unpopular
opinions Proceed. Okay. Unpopular opinion with
JoJo. Okay, so I'm going to read it off my phone
if I'm not looking in the camera because I need
to get this correct. Are you ready? Ready. Unpopular
opinion. In movies when they use zombies. I feel
like zombies are actually a representation for
homeless people and the growing crisis in America,
but they can't portray that on screen because
it will cause an uproar. So they use zombies
instead and market it as horror because let's
be honest, reality is a bit spooky. That was
so well written. Thank you. That was so well
written. Gotta use my degree somehow. How do
I feel about it? It don't matter. I'm going to
have to think on it. It's legit. I feel like
zombies are a representation of the homelessness
crisis in America. Because they're always outside.
Yeah. They do be multiplying real quick. Hello?
Now, okay, question. Is it just homeless people
or is it homeless people with mental disabilities?
Ooh, I didn't even think that through. Because
a large population of homeless people have mental
health issues. Yeah. And then the other one's
just like, I'm not about to pay all that money
to society. Which makes sense. Okay, well then
in that breath. You have different kind of zombies.
You know, you got the ones that kind of run rapid.
And then they have. Which ones were on The Walking
Dead? I'm not even gonna hold you. I didn't watch
The Walking Dead, but I did watch Z. What about
I Am Legend? What about The Last of Us? I Am
Legend. First of all, stop. The Last of Us is
due to mushrooms. They're more of a Walking Dead
situation. They're not zombies. I am legend.
Wait, the Walking Dead? I mean, The Last of Us?
They turned that way because they ate mushrooms?
I haven't watched it. Did you play the video
game? Of course not. Do I look like someone that
played video games? Okay, and that concludes
our podcast. Tune in for our next episode. And
Tamika's just going to get her black card revoked
again because she played - Because I didn't play
video games? And tune in for the next episode.
Are we? I was outside. Yes.