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hello hello hello this is the are we canceled

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yet podcast and we are back with part two of

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my birthday of vacation oh i know y 'all been

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waiting on it we made y 'all wait on purpose

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i mean if you didn't see part one allow us to

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reintroduce ourselves host my name is joe j to

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the o And me, Tamika, a .k .a. Encore, a .k .a.

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Meek Meek, a .k .a. Annoying Valentine's Day.

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It's after Valentine's. I know, but I didn't

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see them before. I'm playing a little kitsch.

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Yeah, period. I love that. I love that. OK, so

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before we get into part two. We got to give y

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'all a little update. It has been confirmed that

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Susie actually listens to the podcast. Actually

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listens to the podcast and she wanted me to let

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everybody know she did not appreciate the way

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she was represented and she had notes that she

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would like to provide regarding the trip. But

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when I hit her up, She ain't send the notes.

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I'll text her while we're currently filming and

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see if she'll call in, but I think she might

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be at work. I think she might be at work. No,

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she can't. Her face can't be on a pod because

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I ain't got the contract ready. We could do twice.

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Could have got a little side sign. A little chat

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if you teed it up. This is the business. You

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know what I'm saying? But yeah, she said she

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had some notes. She was like, and Topeka blaming

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stuff on me? Because it was you. I don't even

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know what I blamed her for, but it was her. That's

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going to go down ahead and segue into this trip

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because I'm going to have to blame her again.

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Damn, Susie. I'm going to have to blame you one

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more time. You should be here for this. That

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started out sticky. And you know, you know what

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I'm blaming you for, Susie. Okay, so. where we

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leave off we came out the mud did we go to the

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club we left out the uh but we stopped at volcano

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and we shouted out angel with backpackers um

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the next thing on the list was we ate at stefano's

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bistro cafe wait let me just shout out to us

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for cleaning up so well and looking so cute for

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dinner oh wait a minute First of all, we are

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those girls. I had to keep a PG because I was

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going to say something else. But we are those

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girls. Okay. Listen, you might not catch me looking

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my best on here, but when it comes to dinner

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time, a dinner time fit. so shout out to us for

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looking cute walking into Stefano's bistro cafe

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yeah so it was Stefano's was like a was like

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a Colombian take on an Italian restaurant It

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wasn't like Italian flavors, but a lot of her

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dishes were like Italian inspired with Colombian.

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Did they even have pasta? No, it was more so

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on the pizza side. Okay. Okay. I was going to

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say, I only recall pizza and burgers. Yeah, it

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was more so on the pizza side. And it was delicious.

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I don't know why we call it Italian yet, because

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the name? No, that's what they had on the website.

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Oh, okay. Because I'm like, the name is giving

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it. And it could have been because of maybe they

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imported some of the ingredients to, like, make

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the dough. Because everything was made fresh.

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So it could have been that as well. Who knows?

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I don't know what it was. But I had a burger.

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Mm -hmm. We share. Me and Susie share. Did she

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have pizza? Okay, she had pizza. Susie had pizza.

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I had a burger. Oh, yes. What kind of pizza did

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she have, though? I think just they didn't have

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spicy pepperoni. Maybe just a pepperoni. I don't

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fucking know. Oh, yeah. Like, I can only speak

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on my food and Susie's food because JoJo didn't

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share with us. And I wasn't going to. I keep

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telling y 'all, I do not share food. What am

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I sharing food for? I'm a half, sirs. Because

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I want a little bit of yours, I'll give you a

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little bit of mine. No, that's not why. It's

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because she got a half of a half of a stomach

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and she can't eat a full meal. I don't even know.

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But they still force me to buy full meals. No

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one. I can't take it back. Wait a minute. Nobody

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forces you to buy full meals. What you do is...

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I don't have a fifth meal. What are you getting?

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And then she says, I'm getting this. And you're

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like, okay, well, I actually want to try this.

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So you do it on yourself. But I also do want

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to try things. You just like to waste money.

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No, I don't. I just want to... Two bites of a

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burger and half a slice of pizza. So that's not

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a waste of money? I was on vacation. So that's

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not a waste of money? No. Because also, if I

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say I just want pizza, no one's going to share

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with me. Either way, I have to buy my own food.

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Either way. That's crazy. Susie heard that. She

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said you didn't share with her. In this case,

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I loved it for myself because that burger, bomb.

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I never want to eat a hamburger in the U .S.

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of A again, even if I go to Texas. I don't. Texas

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food was delicious. It was, but the burger, no.

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It was like, I don't eat beef with any red, but

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it's what I imagined. a rare or what medium rare

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burger tastes like kind of like melt in your

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mouth but there was no reds it was fully cooked

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so why was it so or a burger you know fresh they

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probably made the bread at the bakery next door

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the pizza was delicious but i can't even oh my

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gosh i'm gonna slobber on myself You know what's

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making me angry about all of this? That I actually

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understood what you were trying to say. Ugh.

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I love that. We've been going together for a

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really long time now. We go together. We go together.

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If you don't understand. Oh, I hate it so much.

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I'm pretty much Tamika's translator. but i'm

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only talking to you i'll be translating it in

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my mind when you be talking to myself remember

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i'm a gemini it's two of me i know so i gotta

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translate to the other one because she'd be like

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what the fuck i like her the best figure it out

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All right. So, boom, we go to Stefanos. What

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did you get? You got fruit pizza? No, it was

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it was like a gorgonzola apple with like a balsamic

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vinaigrette drizzle, something else. It was delicious.

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That was the closest thing to Italy, I would

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say. So when I said a fruit pizza and you said

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no and then proceeded to say apple pizza. Because

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that's not what it was. Okay. Let me tell you

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one thing about Tamika. She is very disrespectful

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when it comes to culture. It was not a fruit

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pizza. It was a pizza with fruit on it. Yes,

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that's better. It's not a fruit pizza. Alright.

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Next. Boom, we lay there. Go change. No, we didn't

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go change. We didn't change. We off. We off to

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the bus. What kind of bus? The Chivas. Chivas

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bus. When I say a time was had, there's also

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a million of them. So make sure you watch it.

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Yep, because it took us a long time to figure

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out which one. Girl, my travel advisor got us

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on the VIP section. For how much? $15. $15. For

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$15. $15 VIP. Get on there. In the back VIP section.

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We got the stripper pole. And shout out to Cartagena

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for you. Yes. Y 'all got us together. Y 'all

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got us together. Everybody's on there lit. People

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not on our bus, but other buses got their kids.

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what i say it was a time what do we do we rode

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around for what two hours yeah so what they do

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is uh so you get on the bus you ride around for

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two hours uh you stop at the cartagena sign you

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know the big one that you see everybody go to

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you stop there um so you pretty much go into

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different um like different areas of uh cartagena

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they actually do an additional stop to pick up

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more people along the way um But we were at the

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main stop. So the people that was on our bus,

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it was maybe, I want to say maybe 15 people.

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And then it grew to at least 30. At least 30.

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I feel like it's 30. And it got thick in there.

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Yeah. The music was fire. Changed. Everyone's

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dancing. Like, you got your grandma. You got

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the newlywed couple. You got a birthday party

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girl. Everyone's having a good time. Honey. Everywhere

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we go, never fails, we get free liquor. Everywhere

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we go! Shout out to my cousin. I forget her name.

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Shout out to you, baby. Honey, and she had my

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favorite. Rum. Rum. But wait, maybe I... Nah,

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nah, nah. Some stuff need to stay in carter.

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I ain't gonna say it. Oh! Uh -uh. Oh. We had

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a time. I remember. No, because, honey. I thought

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she was about to talk about Shorty off the bus.

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No, no, no, no, no. I remember. Did you say that's

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how we got there? Look, listen. Because she was

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looking like, I can't say that because first

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of all, the internet is going to have a field

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day. They're going to be like... Listen, my outfit

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was not the most secure. I don't know what you're

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talking about. Hey, what happens on the Chiva

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bus? It stays on the Chiva bus. Nobody remembers

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because everybody was drunk. Look, drunk. They

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drop us off at the club. Taboo. Taboo was straight.

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It was okay. The clubs that night were not my

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favorite. Taboo was the second one we went to.

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I forget what the first one was called, but Taboo

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was like two doors down. Yeah, it's right next

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door to Taboo. It's for some people. My vibe.

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Can we talk about how... we had to go to the

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bathroom and there was attendee outside of the

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bathroom handing out four squares of tissue to

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everybody in line. They said, what you're not

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about to do is stop up this toilet. I get it.

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I get it. And I appreciate it because it was

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clean. No issues. Like I was good. I appreciate

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it. That was the only tip I felt was worth it.

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Listen, I appreciate you sister. Because a nasty

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bathroom. I hate to see a nasty bathroom. But

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listen, I was like, these four squares, can you

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give me two more, please? Please. Two dollars

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for two more. Because these four squares, honey.

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Somebody was pissy. But not us. And you couldn't

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sit there longer and wait to drip dry because

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she was knocking on that door. Yeah, next person.

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Come on out. It was a lot. It was like the salsa

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dance. It was a vibe. For sure. I just was feeling

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a little bit more ratchet. After the Chiva bus,

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I felt ratchet. Yeah. But that was their version

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of ratchet, which is cool. Yeah. That was a little

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calm. I hopped to the spot next door. That one

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was chill. Good music. Everyone had good music.

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But we were tired. I ain't gonna hold you. We

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was waking up every morning. Did we go to the

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town? Is that when you got your food? I feel

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like somebody got their food. Listen here, this

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lemonade. Doodoo! On the first video, but they

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have fresh squeezed lemonade that tastes like

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nothing I've ever tasted in my life. I didn't

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even know it was lemonade when I drunk it because

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they have some natural organic sugar that changes

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the taste of everything. It was delicious. What

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is it called? Panela. Oh, panela. And I've been

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tearing that thing up in my teeth every... Oh

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my gosh, it's so good. Delicious. Mine tastes

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like a cappuccino. I'm almost mad that I didn't

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get more than one bag. I didn't think I was going

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to have room in my suitcase, but I planned for

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this. Yeah. Well, you brought back some stuff.

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all right boom walk around call it a night because

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again we have to be up early in the morning gotta

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stop at breakfast get our free breakfast because

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we pay for it and then we head off to the islands

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where do we go uh we go to the rosario island

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and guess who our um and guess who we ran into

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yeah boy angel angel we're backpackers everywhere

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we love angel but angel wasn't our guy i was

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good yeah i liked our tour guy he what crap what

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was his name frank it was something with an f

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and i was like that's not your name i don't think

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it was frank though but i know it was something

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it was something like a lot of franklin Franklin.

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It was Franklin. Yeah, it was Franklin. It was

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something where I was like, is he going to be

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lit? Nah, he was a vibe. He was good. He was

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a vibe. We get on there. We're on there with

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good people. When we arrive to the port's little

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area, everyone's selling stuff. Of course, they

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gave us some food. What did they give us? A fruit?

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it was some kind of food there yeah it was like

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uh everybody didn't get it everybody like an

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antelope and yeah backpackers oh we have fruit

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they didn't do anything everybody didn't have

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it yeah so we we was cool we was cool and because

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we had already eaten we was like we just gonna

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save this for the boat trip so we'll get on there

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also if you have snacks if you have whatever

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you want to bring with you bring it with you

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It is not a place where you can't bring your

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stuff. Pack your bag, bring it with you. So,

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you know, on the boat, it's chill at the beginning.

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I pop my motion sickness because I need to be

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good. Pop in a couple hours too, religiously.

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How long? Four, six hours? Pop in a gig because

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I'm not trying to be thrown up on this boat like

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the girl that got sick on the boat. So, it's

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chill at first. We have a little... you know,

00:17:47.069 --> 00:17:51.349
a little museum tour. JoJo liked that. She liked

00:17:51.349 --> 00:17:55.269
history. I love that. It was so, it was very,

00:17:55.349 --> 00:17:59.430
very touching. Now, there was this one part.

00:18:00.829 --> 00:18:04.730
He was like, he was like, who's afraid of the

00:18:04.730 --> 00:18:07.309
dark? Who's claustrophobic? And so, you know,

00:18:07.349 --> 00:18:09.410
people raising their hands or whatever, whatever.

00:18:09.569 --> 00:18:12.130
He was like, okay, well, I'm going to take you

00:18:12.130 --> 00:18:17.380
down. No. wait let me start over i gotta i gotta

00:18:17.380 --> 00:18:23.180
set the tone so we're looking at all the artifacts

00:18:23.180 --> 00:18:25.000
he's given the history he's talking about how

00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:27.180
the spaniards and all this other stuff you know

00:18:27.180 --> 00:18:32.740
conquer history shit so we get to like this little

00:18:32.740 --> 00:18:37.160
it's like a brick opening he's like who's afraid

00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:40.099
of the dark who's claustrophobic who believes

00:18:40.099 --> 00:18:45.779
in spirits And I'm looking like, wrong question,

00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:49.640
wrong time. He was like, all right, so the only

00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:52.079
way to get down to back where we started from

00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:56.319
is to go through here. Watch your step. It's

00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:59.940
very dark. It's very narrow. And if you feel

00:18:59.940 --> 00:19:02.420
somebody touch you, it's just the spirits of

00:19:02.420 --> 00:19:08.700
the past. Just yell. Like, my God. Just yell.

00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:13.500
Also, this is when we already in there. That's

00:19:13.500 --> 00:19:19.220
when we start walking down. You literally have

00:19:19.220 --> 00:19:24.039
to go single file line. It's so narrow. I'm praying

00:19:24.039 --> 00:19:28.000
the whole way down. I said, look. If anything

00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:33.559
touches me in here. There's nothing you can do.

00:19:34.500 --> 00:19:37.559
Baby, listen. It's about to be an avalanche of

00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:40.440
people rolling down these flights of steps because

00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:42.119
let me tell you what, I'm getting out of here.

00:19:42.220 --> 00:19:46.380
Everybody ankle is going to be cracked and out

00:19:46.380 --> 00:19:52.279
of sorts because I am mauling my way down. Listen.

00:19:54.880 --> 00:20:00.900
We made it. We made it. Somebody else. Okay,

00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:06.319
so there was a guy. I ain't gonna talk too much

00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:08.900
junk because you know I believe in karma but

00:20:08.900 --> 00:20:13.700
I believe in karma and before we even got in

00:20:13.700 --> 00:20:17.039
good mind you this is the first thought before

00:20:17.039 --> 00:20:19.400
we even got in good into a place to look around

00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:23.039
he tripped and I'm still trying to figure out

00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:25.460
what he tripped on it's a freak accident he tripped

00:20:25.460 --> 00:20:31.440
on like a rock tripped ankle done first trip

00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:34.250
of the islands He didn't even get a chance to

00:20:34.250 --> 00:20:37.509
go to the other islands. Emergency wheelchair.

00:20:38.250 --> 00:20:42.170
So be careful when you go. Wear those water shoes.

00:20:42.569 --> 00:20:45.509
I don't know. I feel like that was an ancestors.

00:20:46.430 --> 00:20:51.049
Dang. I feel bad. Because the rest of the tour

00:20:51.049 --> 00:20:56.650
was a vibe. So boom. First island. Second island.

00:20:56.730 --> 00:21:03.319
Chill. Beautiful. We go. We make up a dance.

00:21:03.539 --> 00:21:07.039
Was it that one? Oh, yeah. That's the one. Who

00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:12.119
got the video of our choreography? Who's he doing?

00:21:12.180 --> 00:21:16.480
She didn't even send it over to us. I was like,

00:21:16.579 --> 00:21:22.500
I felt like Aaliyah. That's it. Copyright infringement.

00:21:22.599 --> 00:21:29.319
All right. So, bye. That island. Second island.

00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:32.660
We went snorkeling. You had the option to go

00:21:32.660 --> 00:21:35.839
snorkeling. Yes. In the middle of the ocean.

00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:41.819
Big Mika, jump off the boat. Wait a minute. She's

00:21:41.819 --> 00:21:45.859
saying it as if she was brave. My girl had a

00:21:45.859 --> 00:21:50.359
full -fledged panic attack before she decided

00:21:50.359 --> 00:21:57.299
to jump off the boat. It's the ocean. But Big

00:21:57.299 --> 00:22:00.880
Mika, jump off the boat. No problem. Life vest

00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:03.359
because she could swim. She definitely had a

00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:05.779
life vest on. No, that was Susie. I didn't wear

00:22:05.779 --> 00:22:10.480
no life vest. I have a video of you. I don't

00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:14.880
have a life vest on. Okay, keep going. Keep going.

00:22:16.019 --> 00:22:19.039
Keep going. Alright, because now I have to think

00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:22.859
about it. No, no, no. Okay, we in there chilling

00:22:22.859 --> 00:22:26.559
in the water. Who comes? Two guys on a boat selling

00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.970
liquor. I don't know what you're on, but I'm

00:22:28.970 --> 00:22:32.650
not about to take shots in the ocean. Not on

00:22:32.650 --> 00:22:35.130
the boat, in the ocean. So things are getting

00:22:35.130 --> 00:22:36.910
lit. We getting lit. We talking to people. We

00:22:36.910 --> 00:22:40.170
doing new things. Boom, boom, boom. I meet some

00:22:40.170 --> 00:22:45.049
people there. Ohio. O -H. Meet some people from

00:22:45.049 --> 00:22:47.869
Ohio. It's their birthday. They partying. We

00:22:47.869 --> 00:22:49.789
partying. Meet some people from New Orleans.

00:22:50.289 --> 00:22:52.750
They partying. We all partying. Now we starting

00:22:52.750 --> 00:22:55.890
to get lit. Oh, wait, wait, wait. There was also...

00:22:57.269 --> 00:22:59.609
the uh the guy who was driving the boat jumped

00:22:59.609 --> 00:23:02.490
off the boat into the ocean and he picked up

00:23:02.490 --> 00:23:08.710
a sea cucumber picked it up it was moving yeah

00:23:08.710 --> 00:23:15.109
because it's alive it was so wishy listen So

00:23:15.109 --> 00:23:17.930
it's the guy on the boat that's like the hype

00:23:17.930 --> 00:23:20.369
man. He getting everybody lit. He driving a boat,

00:23:20.470 --> 00:23:24.130
baby. We all getting liquor. Open our mouth.

00:23:24.329 --> 00:23:27.990
Not a liquor, not a nothing liquor getting in

00:23:27.990 --> 00:23:31.029
our mouths. First of all, we like this with the

00:23:31.029 --> 00:23:35.970
liquor bottle and it's like, but we don't do

00:23:35.970 --> 00:23:40.650
it anyway because we on a party boat, okay? We

00:23:40.650 --> 00:23:42.289
getting lit. They like, we going to the party

00:23:42.289 --> 00:23:45.269
island. Okay. Party Island. We pull up. It's

00:23:45.269 --> 00:23:50.369
a party island, honey. Listen. There's a boat

00:23:50.369 --> 00:23:52.950
on boat on boat. Everybody just in the water.

00:23:52.970 --> 00:23:54.630
The water come up to like a little bit above

00:23:54.630 --> 00:23:57.470
your waist. Before we finish this part, before

00:23:57.470 --> 00:24:02.849
the way I got off that boat and saw little tiny

00:24:02.849 --> 00:24:07.210
fish swimming around. And I'm not talking about

00:24:07.210 --> 00:24:10.680
like Like the size of a goldfish. I'm talking

00:24:10.680 --> 00:24:14.019
about the size of a tadpole. And I was like,

00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:19.599
oh my God. We were in the ocean for sure. You

00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:22.460
might not think you were in the ocean. Both different

00:24:22.460 --> 00:24:26.119
sections has different kind of music, twerk contests

00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:29.059
at the top. I was down, but I didn't have on

00:24:29.059 --> 00:24:31.000
the right swimsuit for that. And I'm not going

00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.279
to talk about how the water looked like. It was

00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:38.259
a little murky. A little bit. I had some sand

00:24:38.259 --> 00:24:40.460
in there. You for sure couldn't, I'll tell you

00:24:40.460 --> 00:24:42.759
what, you for sure couldn't see. You couldn't

00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:47.339
see nothing. And that terrified me. Except for

00:24:47.339 --> 00:24:50.059
the pool, the tatties, the tadpoles. And that's

00:24:50.059 --> 00:24:53.259
only because they swam to the top. Listen, they

00:24:53.259 --> 00:24:56.640
got the guys coming around with fresh mussels,

00:24:56.740 --> 00:24:58.700
oyster cracking open right there. You want it?

00:24:58.720 --> 00:25:02.640
Put a little lime on it. No. She's not doing

00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:06.119
that. She's not that type of seafood, girl. Okay?

00:25:06.730 --> 00:25:09.589
They coming around. Food coming around. Again,

00:25:09.650 --> 00:25:13.190
I'm with my party people. Then they get marijuana.

00:25:16.329 --> 00:25:19.609
They're coming around. He came around. He took

00:25:19.609 --> 00:25:23.769
his hat down. We got the bus in Columbia. Like...

00:25:23.769 --> 00:25:29.190
No, thank you, sir. I don't know what my locks

00:25:29.190 --> 00:25:36.450
give off that's a roster. But... She did partake

00:25:36.450 --> 00:25:39.930
that day. First of all, I don't know why they

00:25:39.930 --> 00:25:42.650
thought my insurance card was going to work in

00:25:42.650 --> 00:25:47.309
Cartagena. I got Kaiser Permanente. The only

00:25:47.309 --> 00:25:49.589
place I got to get hurt at is in California.

00:25:50.069 --> 00:25:53.789
That's it. I thought about that way. I thought

00:25:53.789 --> 00:25:58.210
about that to myself. If I get hurt anywhere,

00:25:58.230 --> 00:26:01.109
it's out of network. Yo, I got to be careful.

00:26:02.040 --> 00:26:05.480
You got to get me back home. Baby, listen. Because

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:07.960
I can't afford it. They be like, where you get

00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:12.119
hurt at? On Slosser. Anywhere in California.

00:26:12.700 --> 00:26:14.900
Anywhere in California. I can be at the hospital

00:26:14.900 --> 00:26:18.900
in two days. Sheesh. And the way the pharmacy

00:26:18.900 --> 00:26:20.480
let you buy anything, I would have made it home.

00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:26.920
So. We'll talk about that later. Party time,

00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:29.700
party time. I have my Ohio people. They smoking

00:26:29.700 --> 00:26:32.799
a little bit. I'm like. We partying. All right.

00:26:32.900 --> 00:26:35.799
I'm not a smoker. Also, I don't know if it was

00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:39.680
pure. If it was something, I don't know. But

00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:43.019
when you smoke, you're supposed to cough. And

00:26:43.019 --> 00:26:46.160
I didn't. You're supposed to cough. Well, you

00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:50.240
also got to think. I was also drinking. Anything

00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:56.740
outside of the U .S. is going to be fresh. It

00:26:56.740 --> 00:26:59.019
was different. It was different. I'm wandering

00:26:59.019 --> 00:27:01.420
around. Having a good time. Time to get back

00:27:01.420 --> 00:27:05.640
on the boat. This is where shit gets interesting.

00:27:09.180 --> 00:27:13.559
I have a pouch that I just bought with my phone

00:27:13.559 --> 00:27:21.279
in it. Okay? JoJo over there with a poncho. A

00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:25.119
towel poncho on. It was a wearable towel. It

00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:28.579
was a wearable towel. Wind is blowing crazy.

00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:32.619
Again, I partake in the party supply. I'm on

00:27:32.619 --> 00:27:39.819
a boat like this, people. Twerking. Phone out.

00:27:39.980 --> 00:27:46.519
Boom, boom, boom. I'm up. Looking at JoJo. Taping

00:27:46.519 --> 00:27:55.609
JoJo. I'm up. Okay? We hit the bump. And if anybody

00:27:55.609 --> 00:28:03.349
has ever been on a speedboat, you know it's bumpy.

00:28:03.849 --> 00:28:07.190
We hit that water. Boom, boom, wind blowing in

00:28:07.190 --> 00:28:12.410
our hair. Boom. Wind blows. Takes Susie's hat.

00:28:14.390 --> 00:28:23.660
Boom. Susie jumps up to get her hat up. Hits

00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:29.599
my hand. My phone goes bye -bye. In the ocean.

00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:35.640
Phone goes bye -bye in the ocean. I sit there

00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:41.460
and contemplate life. And everything goes through

00:28:41.460 --> 00:28:45.140
my mind. First of all, she was too high to even

00:28:45.140 --> 00:28:48.380
be mad. Let's just start there. And thank goodness.

00:28:49.259 --> 00:28:51.799
Every emotion goes through my mind. All right.

00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.920
I've had my phone in this see -through plastic

00:28:55.920 --> 00:29:03.779
cover all day. And I take it out this time. Of

00:29:03.779 --> 00:29:08.019
all times, this is when I take it out. And it

00:29:08.019 --> 00:29:10.980
goes bye -bye. And I can do nothing but sit there

00:29:10.980 --> 00:29:13.480
like this. Oh, wow. You didn't have a life vest

00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:17.259
on. You was really playing with your life in

00:29:17.259 --> 00:29:21.019
Cartagena. I know how to swim. That don't mean

00:29:21.019 --> 00:29:23.819
nothing. Everybody else around me had life vests

00:29:23.819 --> 00:29:26.220
on. I'd jump on, I'd catch on to somebody. Yeah,

00:29:26.220 --> 00:29:29.460
Susie know how to swim? And she had on one. It

00:29:29.460 --> 00:29:34.960
just took you down. Weighed you down. Alright,

00:29:35.220 --> 00:29:38.890
so look. I go through. I'm like, all right, I'm

00:29:38.890 --> 00:29:41.769
on vacation. What am I about to do here? I don't

00:29:41.769 --> 00:29:43.430
have a phone. Am I going to be using the phone?

00:29:43.470 --> 00:29:45.369
Do I get the data player? Do I need the phone?

00:29:45.410 --> 00:29:46.809
It is an older phone. Am I going to let this

00:29:46.809 --> 00:29:48.849
room on vacation? Yes, I have my pictures. But

00:29:48.849 --> 00:29:50.970
at the same time, they're all backed up because

00:29:50.970 --> 00:29:52.750
that's what iPhones do. They back themselves

00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:54.950
up. So am I going to get upset in this moment?

00:29:55.210 --> 00:29:56.950
Or am I going to chill? I'm going to chill because

00:29:56.950 --> 00:29:58.329
I also smoked a little weed and I had a little

00:29:58.329 --> 00:29:59.789
bit to drink and we're driving a boat. So what

00:29:59.789 --> 00:30:01.589
am I really about to do right here? Am I tripping?

00:30:01.609 --> 00:30:04.410
Everybody else having a really good time. Fuck

00:30:04.410 --> 00:30:10.240
me in the ass. Oh, I'm so upset. But I can't

00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:11.880
really be mad. But is it Susie's fault because

00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:13.579
she hit my hand or is it my fault because I had

00:30:13.579 --> 00:30:15.400
it out in a plastic case and I really should

00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:17.359
have had it in a plastic case? Am I tripping?

00:30:17.460 --> 00:30:23.099
Am I going to let this fuck up my vacation? And

00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:28.180
then I proceed to dance. I proceed to get up

00:30:28.180 --> 00:30:32.220
and shake my ass on the boat because there's

00:30:32.220 --> 00:30:36.650
nothing I can do at this point. And I've already

00:30:36.650 --> 00:30:47.609
gone through all of the scenarios. So we get

00:30:47.609 --> 00:30:51.970
back from the boat having a wonderful time. Just

00:30:51.970 --> 00:30:59.049
in time. Susie. Am I guest starting right now?

00:30:59.190 --> 00:31:02.230
You're guest starting, babe. Oh, my goodness.

00:31:02.730 --> 00:31:06.750
Featuring Susie. Featuring Susanna. Baby girl,

00:31:06.789 --> 00:31:11.970
listen. Uh -huh. Baby girl, listen. She just

00:31:11.970 --> 00:31:14.029
got finished telling the people how you knocked

00:31:14.029 --> 00:31:17.470
her phone in the ocean. Oh, no, no, no. That

00:31:17.470 --> 00:31:22.089
was not my fault. Tell us in your own words what

00:31:22.089 --> 00:31:25.470
happened, Susie. Okay. all right in my own words

00:31:25.470 --> 00:31:31.730
right now so we were in the boat right we were

00:31:31.730 --> 00:31:36.269
all sitting down the waves were super it started

00:31:36.269 --> 00:31:40.509
to get choppy and i remember i put my life chest

00:31:40.509 --> 00:31:43.369
my life what is it lifeguard the life jacket

00:31:43.369 --> 00:31:48.589
life jacket on because those bumps oh they were

00:31:48.589 --> 00:31:55.029
hurting my butt And someone was a little too

00:31:55.029 --> 00:31:58.069
turnt. Can you name who that someone was, Susie?

00:31:58.589 --> 00:32:02.950
She was real turnt up. Like, real turnt up. Is

00:32:02.950 --> 00:32:06.569
the person in question Tamika? Yes. The person

00:32:06.569 --> 00:32:13.890
in question is Tamika. Chalky's over there. So

00:32:13.890 --> 00:32:18.430
she was, like, standing. And I get it. She was

00:32:18.430 --> 00:32:23.670
feeling herself. And but the winds, oh, they

00:32:23.670 --> 00:32:29.349
were so windy. All I remember was my hat was

00:32:29.349 --> 00:32:32.789
going to fall off. I held it and then I just

00:32:32.789 --> 00:32:38.490
heard her go up. Wow, Susie. So what you're saying

00:32:38.490 --> 00:32:44.670
is because of the wind and Tamika's neglect to

00:32:44.670 --> 00:32:47.150
take her phone out of the waterproof pouch that

00:32:47.150 --> 00:32:49.009
she dropped her phone because she was two turns.

00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:55.079
Yeah, she was feeling the music. She was literally

00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.339
standing up while the water was topping. Yeah,

00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:02.380
I believe Susie. I didn't see it. I was there.

00:33:02.420 --> 00:33:05.819
I didn't see it, but I believe Susie. Oh, this

00:33:05.819 --> 00:33:09.680
is wild. Run the tapes. If anybody on that boat

00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:14.500
see this pod and y 'all got footage, run it.

00:33:14.819 --> 00:33:17.640
She said run the tapes. Run it because this was

00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:23.259
a group effort. You're going to have to ask that

00:33:23.259 --> 00:33:27.380
Brazilian couple in front of us. Hey, yo, they

00:33:27.380 --> 00:33:30.160
was recording everything. But they also probably

00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:32.839
ain't remembering nothing. Because they drove

00:33:32.839 --> 00:33:35.059
the boat. They took shots more than all of us.

00:33:35.339 --> 00:33:38.819
Yeah, and he actually had the shots didn't miss

00:33:38.819 --> 00:33:42.940
his mouth. It's just a lie, yo. They missed everybody

00:33:42.940 --> 00:33:46.559
else's. He was a pro. All right, Susie, thank

00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:51.269
you so much for giving us your input. Of course.

00:33:51.470 --> 00:33:54.230
Anytime. Thank you. Also, where are you? Are

00:33:54.230 --> 00:33:58.250
you off of work? Yes, I just got home. Why did

00:33:58.250 --> 00:34:00.029
you just get home? Didn't I tell you to come

00:34:00.029 --> 00:34:02.549
by here and get this nasty chocolate bar out

00:34:02.549 --> 00:34:05.450
of my refrigerator before I throw it away? Wait,

00:34:05.509 --> 00:34:07.650
did you buy chocolate? I'm going to get it tomorrow.

00:34:09.090 --> 00:34:14.690
All right. Bye, Susie. Bye. It was a pleasure.

00:34:15.030 --> 00:34:23.630
Hasta luego, amigo. Hasta luego, Susana. oh I'm

00:34:23.630 --> 00:34:25.369
gonna have to edit that because I don't need

00:34:25.369 --> 00:34:28.510
y 'all trying to call Susie I was like not you

00:34:28.510 --> 00:34:31.030
like because I was trying to show her face but

00:34:31.030 --> 00:34:33.429
I forgot that the number appears so now I gotta

00:34:33.429 --> 00:34:37.789
blur it out more work for me so much all right

00:34:37.789 --> 00:34:41.889
so boom we get off the boat we go to the crib

00:34:41.889 --> 00:34:46.090
I'm tired I'm still high At this point, we're

00:34:46.090 --> 00:34:47.269
about to get ready for dinner. We're going to

00:34:47.269 --> 00:34:49.909
chill. I borrow the lady's phones. I text my

00:34:49.909 --> 00:34:53.949
family. Hey, it's Tamika. Drop my phone in the

00:34:53.949 --> 00:34:57.929
ocean dancing on a boat. No, I didn't even say

00:34:57.929 --> 00:35:03.010
that. I said, hey, lost my phone shaking ass

00:35:03.010 --> 00:35:08.250
on a boat. Dash Tamika. Man, if that didn't cause

00:35:08.250 --> 00:35:11.909
all types of interruption, they thought the damn

00:35:11.909 --> 00:35:15.920
girl was kidnapped. Was it the best message?

00:35:15.980 --> 00:35:20.619
No. But I was also hot and sleepy. So then I

00:35:20.619 --> 00:35:22.719
left them with the phone. I go to my room and

00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:24.900
go to sleep. Mind you, this was on Susie's phone.

00:35:24.980 --> 00:35:28.059
Susie is the only one who got the data playing.

00:35:28.380 --> 00:35:30.619
I wasn't about to do that. If you need to contact

00:35:30.619 --> 00:35:32.699
me, wait until I'm back in the room with Wi -Fi

00:35:32.699 --> 00:35:36.019
and we can talk on WhatsApp. My phone was blowing

00:35:36.019 --> 00:35:43.059
up. I said, they are killing my data. I said,

00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:45.530
what is happening? I thought about that later,

00:35:45.590 --> 00:35:50.070
like, that wasn't a good message. No. To be fair,

00:35:50.170 --> 00:35:52.369
I did call my mama, and I FaceTimed her, but

00:35:52.369 --> 00:35:55.730
she didn't answer her phone. So I text the group

00:35:55.730 --> 00:35:59.630
chat, hey, lost my phone, shaking it on a boat,

00:35:59.889 --> 00:36:04.929
dash Tamika. When I say, I don't know how Shell

00:36:04.929 --> 00:36:11.309
found my WhatsApp, my girl videoed me. Y 'all

00:36:11.309 --> 00:36:16.000
down! Where's Tamika? what happened tell me exactly

00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:20.699
what happened and then as soon as I get off I

00:36:20.699 --> 00:36:24.219
heard here come y 'all I look I literally have

00:36:24.219 --> 00:36:28.659
three you've been added to three groups I said

00:36:28.659 --> 00:36:34.500
what is this what is this better you than me

00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:38.219
because I'm upstairs like and I go up there banging

00:36:38.219 --> 00:36:43.320
on the door message look man I'm naked hello

00:36:44.570 --> 00:36:49.590
It's my sister. Yeah, it's me. I'm alive. Girl.

00:36:49.909 --> 00:36:52.070
Mind you, we got two more days of this trip.

00:36:52.690 --> 00:36:58.530
Two more days. Two more days. All right. So,

00:36:58.530 --> 00:37:04.929
boom. Next day. Oh, we ain't do nothing for the

00:37:04.929 --> 00:37:09.909
last day. Next day was the best day. Because

00:37:09.909 --> 00:37:13.329
I went to the spa. Wait, what did we do for dinner

00:37:13.329 --> 00:37:15.340
that night? Is that the night that we went for

00:37:15.340 --> 00:37:18.579
that nasty food? Oh no, we went to Steakhouse.

00:37:19.460 --> 00:37:22.219
Went to Steakhouse. It was like Americanized

00:37:22.219 --> 00:37:25.099
Steakhouse. Yes, that Tamika picked out. Let

00:37:25.099 --> 00:37:29.079
the record show. It was great ambiance. It was

00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:32.539
really nice looking spot. I had a burger because

00:37:32.539 --> 00:37:36.039
it was like pub food. Again, the best burger.

00:37:36.420 --> 00:37:38.360
It was the second best burger I've ever had in

00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:41.699
my life because the other one was the first place

00:37:41.699 --> 00:37:46.650
we went to. I have no complaints whatsoever.

00:37:46.949 --> 00:37:50.610
We walked around the square. I had a good time.

00:37:50.909 --> 00:37:59.710
We didn't go out that night. No. So we were supposed

00:37:59.710 --> 00:38:05.349
to go to Delirium. Oh, we went out. For some

00:38:05.349 --> 00:38:11.659
reason. For some reason. Delirium was not at

00:38:11.659 --> 00:38:14.760
the location that it's advertised for. All right,

00:38:14.780 --> 00:38:17.599
let's see how sketchy this is. Tell us your thoughts.

00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:21.579
So we're supposed to go to Delirium. Again, TikTok

00:38:21.579 --> 00:38:24.579
warriors over here telling go to Delirium. Go

00:38:24.579 --> 00:38:27.980
to Delirium. Okay, so we had all intentions of

00:38:27.980 --> 00:38:31.599
going to Delirium. We get there to the spot where,

00:38:31.659 --> 00:38:33.739
you know, the address says this is Delirium.

00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:38.409
It's the owner's spot. He owns that spot. But

00:38:38.409 --> 00:38:42.570
it was not delirium. It was apparently the old

00:38:42.570 --> 00:38:46.710
delirium because most recently he moved delirium

00:38:46.710 --> 00:38:49.429
to another location. So he was like, if y 'all

00:38:49.429 --> 00:38:53.170
wait here, we actually have a sprinter van that

00:38:53.170 --> 00:38:55.889
we picking people up and taking them to the location.

00:38:56.789 --> 00:39:02.869
I said, this sounds like trafficking. That sounds

00:39:02.869 --> 00:39:04.309
fishy. Just wait here. We're going to put you

00:39:04.309 --> 00:39:06.329
on a boat to a destination that you don't know.

00:39:07.579 --> 00:39:10.000
But that's where you go for the party. Like that's

00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:11.840
crazy. Yeah. We're going to stay right here.

00:39:11.980 --> 00:39:13.760
I was like, y 'all don't want to give us the

00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:17.860
address. Not like I know how to read the addresses

00:39:17.860 --> 00:39:21.599
over there. At least if you would have gave us

00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:23.099
the address, I could have plugged it into Google.

00:39:23.219 --> 00:39:27.139
But literally when you type in delirium on Google,

00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:29.760
it gives you the address to the location that

00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:34.929
we were already at. Yeah. So very sketchy. When

00:39:34.929 --> 00:39:38.590
in doubt, go with your instincts. Okay. So we

00:39:38.590 --> 00:39:42.250
stayed at the spot. Nice. Three floors. Top floor

00:39:42.250 --> 00:39:46.489
was great. They had big screen TV, music videos,

00:39:46.630 --> 00:39:49.610
nice music. It was a vibe. Rooftop overlooked

00:39:49.610 --> 00:39:51.869
the city. It was beautiful. And the rooftop was

00:39:51.869 --> 00:39:58.150
called 1811 Gastro Bar. 1811. It was nice. I

00:39:58.150 --> 00:40:02.449
highly recommend it. Now. We didn't stay too,

00:40:02.530 --> 00:40:06.510
too long because again, we was tight. And honestly,

00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:08.809
that wasn't like, it wasn't a turn up spot. It

00:40:08.809 --> 00:40:14.269
was just a chill. It was like a lounge. And we

00:40:14.269 --> 00:40:17.570
had already eaten and we weren't drinking. So

00:40:17.570 --> 00:40:21.909
at that point, first of all, when nobody bought

00:40:21.909 --> 00:40:24.849
a drink there, doing drinks was expensive. It

00:40:24.849 --> 00:40:27.610
was. Everywhere else was pretty much affordable.

00:40:27.949 --> 00:40:32.530
The food was expensive. But I still say go. If

00:40:32.530 --> 00:40:34.250
you want to chill and you don't mind spending

00:40:34.250 --> 00:40:38.010
a little money, go. This was nice. Wait a minute,

00:40:38.050 --> 00:40:39.309
though. I'm going to tell y 'all this and then

00:40:39.309 --> 00:40:42.510
y 'all make y 'all decision. On the menu for

00:40:42.510 --> 00:40:50.750
imported beers, it says sweet off ice. That decides

00:40:50.750 --> 00:40:54.349
if you're going to go. It was imported. They

00:40:54.349 --> 00:40:58.150
told me everything I needed to know. It was imported.

00:40:58.610 --> 00:41:03.329
So, boom. after that walk around because of course

00:41:03.329 --> 00:41:05.670
we walked everywhere it was wonderful walk around

00:41:05.670 --> 00:41:09.690
the city go back to the crib next day like a

00:41:09.690 --> 00:41:13.869
preschooler I have to get dropped off because

00:41:13.869 --> 00:41:18.230
I don't have a phone so wake up eat a little

00:41:18.230 --> 00:41:23.090
breakfast we go to the spa Susie couldn't go

00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:26.630
because she was sunburned like oh yeah Susie

00:41:26.630 --> 00:41:30.619
was sunburned I didn't want a massage. I just

00:41:30.619 --> 00:41:34.340
wanted a facial. Because the first day. We already

00:41:34.340 --> 00:41:39.619
told y 'all. Freaking. We was in customs forever.

00:41:40.420 --> 00:41:43.860
So I was like. Before we leave. I need to do

00:41:43.860 --> 00:41:47.420
my coffee tasting. So I was like. I just want

00:41:47.420 --> 00:41:50.980
the facial. I don't need the whole full massage.

00:41:51.579 --> 00:41:56.980
But it was cute. I'm doing a massage. We went

00:41:56.980 --> 00:42:03.480
to relax. relax spa it was relaxing really nice

00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:08.880
affordable three i did a three hour spa day and

00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:13.000
it's not like go to the sauna go to the jacuzzi

00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:17.440
no no no no no three hours of pampering massage

00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:22.739
facial body scrub never felt so soft in my life

00:42:22.739 --> 00:42:26.889
they even decorated the room it was so cute It

00:42:26.889 --> 00:42:30.610
was so cute. I think I was sleeping five minutes.

00:42:31.090 --> 00:42:37.110
She was. And I didn't even know. Snoring. I'm

00:42:37.110 --> 00:42:40.170
not even a snorer. My girl was calling hogs.

00:42:40.510 --> 00:42:45.690
So it had to be relaxing. It was great. Oh my

00:42:45.690 --> 00:42:48.050
gosh. I don't know what it is about those little

00:42:48.050 --> 00:42:52.389
hands. But they be in there. Okay. Let me tell

00:42:52.389 --> 00:42:55.690
you what though. They give you paper panties

00:42:55.690 --> 00:43:01.190
and a paper bra. Keep in mind, I said, no one

00:43:01.190 --> 00:43:03.690
there is big. No one there is really small. I

00:43:03.690 --> 00:43:06.269
don't know what the fuck this paper panties and

00:43:06.269 --> 00:43:12.730
bra is supposed to cover. It was like, I don't

00:43:12.730 --> 00:43:14.369
even know what I can and can't say on the pod,

00:43:14.550 --> 00:43:17.510
but it was like the lips, it covered the crack.

00:43:18.969 --> 00:43:26.829
The back covered crack. The braces, it covered

00:43:26.829 --> 00:43:30.530
that much. For someone with a smaller frame,

00:43:30.590 --> 00:43:32.329
it could have covered everything. But for me,

00:43:32.329 --> 00:43:36.010
it did not. But also, I'm used to massages. So

00:43:36.010 --> 00:43:41.090
you could have kept that. Anyway. She love getting

00:43:41.090 --> 00:43:44.730
naked for a massage. Look, oh my gosh. Because

00:43:44.730 --> 00:43:48.769
why are we playing? Get in there. Why are we

00:43:48.769 --> 00:43:52.289
playing? But also, don't do it too hard. If I

00:43:52.289 --> 00:43:55.289
was a masseuse, And you came in buck -booky ass

00:43:55.289 --> 00:43:58.050
naked, girl. They give you the option. They give

00:43:58.050 --> 00:44:03.030
you the option. Also, one, wait a minute. If

00:44:03.030 --> 00:44:06.289
you gonna pull my clothes off anyway, why would

00:44:06.289 --> 00:44:08.050
you tell me to keep them on? Why would you give

00:44:08.050 --> 00:44:10.750
me the option? I ran into that with my first

00:44:10.750 --> 00:44:13.150
massage. I was like, okay, I can do the top.

00:44:13.429 --> 00:44:15.730
But I'm gonna keep my panties on. What they do,

00:44:15.829 --> 00:44:17.769
they tuck that sheet in your panties and they

00:44:17.769 --> 00:44:21.449
shimmy them on down. So why would I wear them?

00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:28.019
They don't do all that. What? You went to Mama

00:44:28.019 --> 00:44:30.440
Sue's, yeah? That's because Timmy could be getting

00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:35.719
them happy endings. Yeah, I ain't never got the

00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:40.659
number six. You heard it here. You heard it live.

00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:53.639
I ain't never got the number six. Hilarious.

00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:57.159
I never did that, y 'all. No, I ain't never go

00:44:57.159 --> 00:44:58.579
to your masseuse because you be going to the

00:44:58.579 --> 00:45:02.239
most sketchiest places. It do be looking sketchy.

00:45:02.260 --> 00:45:04.119
I ain't gonna hold you. I'm not doing that. If

00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:06.059
I'm getting a massage, I need to look like luxury.

00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:09.719
But it was really good. They walk on my back,

00:45:09.780 --> 00:45:14.639
but they scrub me down. Oh, I just I've never

00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:20.849
felt so soft. Now that facial face. The facial

00:45:20.849 --> 00:45:23.710
was great. And with the facial came a hand massage

00:45:23.710 --> 00:45:26.070
and a foot massage. Now, I didn't know about

00:45:26.070 --> 00:45:30.969
the foot massage from all that walking. But wait,

00:45:31.110 --> 00:45:33.030
I don't know what it was. I wish she would have

00:45:33.030 --> 00:45:34.969
wrote down the ingredients that she used on her

00:45:34.969 --> 00:45:37.650
face because there was a point where my face

00:45:37.650 --> 00:45:42.710
was on fire. I was like, it's burning. It's burning.

00:45:42.809 --> 00:45:44.590
I didn't say anything, but I'm breathing heavily.

00:45:45.690 --> 00:45:52.460
I was like, is JoJo full of this? All of a sudden,

00:45:52.500 --> 00:45:54.960
I felt a fan come and cool it down. I said, thank

00:45:54.960 --> 00:46:01.139
you, Lord. Man, that was a good facial. What

00:46:01.139 --> 00:46:04.440
was it? What else was it that they did? I can't

00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:08.599
even remember. But everything, relax, spa. You

00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:12.960
did that. You did your big one. Tiny, tiny place.

00:46:14.760 --> 00:46:17.179
So while Tamika was still getting her spa because

00:46:17.179 --> 00:46:18.840
she got the three -hour joint, my joint only

00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:22.369
lasts maybe about an hour. For the facial? I

00:46:22.369 --> 00:46:30.269
went through three hours. $160. I couldn't even

00:46:30.269 --> 00:46:32.489
tell you how much mine was, but I only gave them

00:46:32.489 --> 00:46:39.570
one bill. $160. My facial was mad affordable.

00:46:40.289 --> 00:46:46.809
And I think when I converted it over to USD,

00:46:47.190 --> 00:46:51.219
I think it was only like $30. yeah it was shame

00:46:51.219 --> 00:46:54.880
yeah it was so for that one wasn't with a tip

00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:59.199
yeah me oh yeah i had her come back i was like

00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:02.019
i was like can i give her a tip you can have

00:47:02.019 --> 00:47:04.539
whatever you want yeah because my shorty was

00:47:04.539 --> 00:47:06.320
pregnant i said oh she need this tip for her

00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:11.570
baby All right. So you went to do your coffee.

00:47:11.829 --> 00:47:16.070
I went to eat vodka. So Susie met us. Like we

00:47:16.070 --> 00:47:18.110
said, she couldn't get the massage because she

00:47:18.110 --> 00:47:23.070
was badly sunburned. So she stayed behind in

00:47:23.070 --> 00:47:25.949
the hotel to get ready. And then she came to

00:47:25.949 --> 00:47:30.289
meet me. We ended up stopping. Susie got her

00:47:30.289 --> 00:47:34.670
emerald ring. When you go. Cartoon Unit is known

00:47:34.670 --> 00:47:37.329
for emeralds. Now, I will say this. If you go

00:47:37.329 --> 00:47:40.250
to more of like the higher injury spaces and

00:47:40.250 --> 00:47:43.409
get like the larger emerald rocks or like stuff

00:47:43.409 --> 00:47:46.349
like that, they actually, you can get it tax

00:47:46.349 --> 00:47:48.630
free. They do the paperwork for you. You have

00:47:48.630 --> 00:47:50.909
to submit it. You have to go like when you're

00:47:50.909 --> 00:47:52.630
leaving, go to the airport a little bit early,

00:47:52.730 --> 00:47:54.469
submit that, and then they'll actually give you

00:47:54.469 --> 00:47:58.429
money back. Especially if, I don't know if he

00:47:58.429 --> 00:48:00.530
said if it was only for U .S. residents or if

00:48:00.530 --> 00:48:02.369
it's for everybody, but that's something to look

00:48:02.369 --> 00:48:04.150
into if you're going to Cartagena and you plan

00:48:04.150 --> 00:48:07.210
on getting emeralds. Beautiful emeralds. But

00:48:07.210 --> 00:48:08.849
I tell you what, the difference between gold

00:48:08.849 --> 00:48:21.650
and silver or platinum? Crazy. Gold, just stay

00:48:21.650 --> 00:48:25.909
home. Crazy. Unless you're trying to drop something.

00:48:26.650 --> 00:48:33.570
stay home crazy okay so yeah buy them all buy

00:48:33.570 --> 00:48:39.909
up all the emerald jewels listen listen she pulled

00:48:39.909 --> 00:48:42.849
that right first of all when we went into the

00:48:42.849 --> 00:48:46.650
emerald store i'm like i'm like oh i really like

00:48:46.650 --> 00:48:48.469
that necklace because i'm so used to everyone

00:48:48.469 --> 00:48:53.509
everywhere we've been to been so affordable So

00:48:53.509 --> 00:48:56.389
dirt cheap. And I'm like, oh, I'm about to come

00:48:56.389 --> 00:48:59.170
back. They're also telling us the price in Colombian

00:48:59.170 --> 00:49:02.949
pesos. Yes. Everywhere we go. So I'm like, I'm

00:49:02.949 --> 00:49:05.449
about to come back to the U .S. bling blinging

00:49:05.449 --> 00:49:07.170
with some emeralds. You know what I'm saying?

00:49:07.869 --> 00:49:11.409
There was this nice rock. When I say that thing

00:49:11.409 --> 00:49:17.230
was nice. I said, yeah. Give me that. Give me

00:49:17.230 --> 00:49:20.190
that. And I said it with so much conviction in

00:49:20.190 --> 00:49:24.789
my voice. She was like, oh. She a baller. I like

00:49:24.789 --> 00:49:26.510
that. I like that. I like that. How much did

00:49:26.510 --> 00:49:29.489
you say? Yes. Oh, yeah. Give me that. Give me

00:49:29.489 --> 00:49:32.750
that. So me and Susie was in there like, I want

00:49:32.750 --> 00:49:36.449
this. I want this. Susie picking out like a lot

00:49:36.449 --> 00:49:38.530
of little stuff. Like, I need this for my mom.

00:49:38.570 --> 00:49:41.130
I need this for this. And I'm like, I need this

00:49:41.130 --> 00:49:43.929
big rock for me. I need this big rock for Saturday.

00:49:45.670 --> 00:49:50.460
So I was like, oh, COP. Cool. Like, what? she

00:49:50.460 --> 00:49:54.559
was like oh no this is in usd we said you know

00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:57.099
what let's think about it we're gonna we're gonna

00:49:57.099 --> 00:50:00.539
shop around a little bit more and we'll be back

00:50:00.539 --> 00:50:04.559
usd first of all i should have known better when

00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:07.800
we walked in and they immediately spoke better

00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:13.800
english than me yeah why are you here ma 'am

00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:17.320
bring me the real colombians with the colombian

00:50:17.320 --> 00:50:27.809
prices Give me COP. All day. USD. If I had that,

00:50:27.929 --> 00:50:33.489
do you think we would have vacationed here? Like,

00:50:33.489 --> 00:50:37.010
let's be for real. We would have went. No, we

00:50:37.010 --> 00:50:40.010
wouldn't. We wouldn't have been in that part

00:50:40.010 --> 00:50:43.190
of Colombia. We would have been in the villas.

00:50:43.309 --> 00:50:47.150
No, we would have been in a villa. We would have

00:50:47.150 --> 00:50:52.150
been to Bogota. We wouldn't even been there because

00:50:52.150 --> 00:50:55.710
those are the tourist areas. All right. Run me

00:50:55.710 --> 00:51:02.030
Escobar's old mansion. Hey, they didn't talk

00:51:02.030 --> 00:51:03.829
about him as much as I thought they would. No,

00:51:03.829 --> 00:51:05.730
they wasn't doing that, but they definitely sold

00:51:05.730 --> 00:51:09.630
t -shirts with his mugshot on it. Listen, keychains.

00:51:10.869 --> 00:51:12.710
That's it. You're not going to get any traditional

00:51:12.710 --> 00:51:14.590
souvenirs. Don't go over there thinking you come

00:51:14.590 --> 00:51:16.750
home with a t -shirt. Oh, yeah. You know what?

00:51:17.099 --> 00:51:21.380
That's one thing that I do appreciate about Cartagena.

00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:24.639
You are not about to go over there and come back

00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:27.199
thinking you about to appropriate anything with

00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:29.760
their souvenirs. You're not about to get a hat.

00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:33.139
You're not about to get the dresses that they

00:51:33.139 --> 00:51:36.320
wear. No, none of the traditional stuff. We're

00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:43.119
giving you maybe a cute handmade bag. Some key

00:51:43.119 --> 00:51:46.059
chains. But you're not getting nothing traditional.

00:51:46.619 --> 00:51:48.840
I did get this purse. And this has been my favorite

00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:50.840
thing. I've been wearing it every day. Did you

00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:55.940
break it? A little bit. How could you see that

00:51:55.940 --> 00:52:00.440
that far away? You so rough. I tried to put a

00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:06.059
lot in here as if it was not. And then you had

00:52:06.059 --> 00:52:07.739
the nerve to clip something on the side of the

00:52:07.739 --> 00:52:11.280
handmade bag. I needed my hand sanitizer. And

00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:14.039
it's going to snag. Oh, I got to take that off.

00:52:16.679 --> 00:52:20.619
I need you to help me fix it. I'll put it in

00:52:20.619 --> 00:52:22.300
the inside. I do need you to help me fix it.

00:52:22.340 --> 00:52:23.940
It's my favorite thing. I love it so much. It's

00:52:23.940 --> 00:52:25.719
the best thing I ever bought in my life. We could

00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:29.639
find you an African to fix it. I shouldn't have

00:52:29.639 --> 00:52:37.199
said that. That was so crazy. Because I was thinking

00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:40.139
village, village, they have the skill to fix

00:52:40.139 --> 00:52:42.980
stuff like that. That was so crazy. I didn't

00:52:42.980 --> 00:52:44.900
even know where you were coming from with that.

00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:47.480
I'm going to just get some thread from my hair.

00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:52.780
If I got a blonde one. I think maybe what I said

00:52:52.780 --> 00:52:55.559
wasn't so bad then. Because that was terrible.

00:52:56.280 --> 00:52:59.139
Because I was going to say hair? I don't know.

00:52:59.300 --> 00:53:01.260
You're putting thread on that. That's not thread.

00:53:05.780 --> 00:53:10.579
That's crazy. Okay, so. Anyone wants to know

00:53:10.579 --> 00:53:17.380
who I am as a person? That's it. Broken. A little

00:53:17.380 --> 00:53:22.840
colorful. A flower. A little crisscross applesauce.

00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:33.599
Yeah. She thinks she's funny. No one's laughing

00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:38.659
but her. If no one laughs, at your jokes jokes

00:53:38.659 --> 00:53:58.980
on you who taught you that miss tt all right

00:53:58.980 --> 00:54:06.820
so boom uh we do that we attempt Of course, change

00:54:06.820 --> 00:54:10.260
our clothes, get cute for Den Den. We attempt

00:54:10.260 --> 00:54:14.320
to go to Morena. No, we did go to Morena. What

00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:16.900
did we attempt to go to? We already talked about

00:54:16.900 --> 00:54:20.340
Anna. We went to Morena? Yes, that's the one

00:54:20.340 --> 00:54:22.840
that had the Jamaican, the Jamaican Colombian

00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:26.519
singer. Yo, I ain't never heard. Oh my gosh,

00:54:26.539 --> 00:54:30.699
Morena! I ain't never heard of that. My boy was

00:54:30.699 --> 00:54:35.340
up there. He had a Jamaican accent. Speaking

00:54:35.340 --> 00:54:43.059
Spanish. I said, what? It was amazing. It was

00:54:43.059 --> 00:54:46.300
amazing. His song selection was great. I was

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:48.940
getting ready to go up there and karaoke. Morena

00:54:48.940 --> 00:54:52.739
is a vibe. That was the biggest cultural experience

00:54:52.739 --> 00:54:55.519
I've ever had in my life. I thought it was wonderful.

00:54:55.780 --> 00:54:57.619
I had a taco. I don't even know what was in the

00:54:57.619 --> 00:55:01.119
taco. It was some kind of jerk, spicy mango taco.

00:55:01.340 --> 00:55:06.420
I don't know. I had flowers. and grilled lettuce

00:55:06.420 --> 00:55:09.320
first of all they grill the lettuce they put

00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:12.639
the lettuce on the grill flipped it over grilled

00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:15.940
it some more put some flowers on it and drizzle

00:55:15.940 --> 00:55:19.760
something on it put a little cheese and it was

00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:24.860
delicious it was i don't know what it was i ain't

00:55:24.860 --> 00:55:27.960
never had hot lettuce in my life it was interesting

00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:34.420
my taco was fire They came and sent me a little

00:55:34.420 --> 00:55:38.000
song. My girl surprised me. You want to know

00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:40.780
what song they sung her in? Okay, this is the

00:55:40.780 --> 00:55:43.000
thing. You can pick your own birthday songs.

00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:47.679
So everyone has a different song. And I knew

00:55:47.679 --> 00:55:49.940
when this song came out that they were walking

00:55:49.940 --> 00:55:53.820
to my table. One time for the birthday. One time

00:55:53.820 --> 00:56:00.699
for the birthday. Out of all the songs, I said,

00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:08.019
of all the songs but yeah also suzy picked it

00:56:08.019 --> 00:56:14.980
what i ain't pick it because i would have chosen

00:56:14.980 --> 00:56:22.960
a song that was worse wait when they play wait

00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:27.059
when they play my neck my back on the boat when

00:56:27.059 --> 00:56:32.039
i tell you If you ain't never seen a group of

00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:34.460
white people so uncomfortable in their life.

00:56:35.099 --> 00:56:38.320
In a group of black people that sung it. Wait

00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:40.880
a minute. In the group of black people that were

00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:44.900
on the boat, we were outnumbered. We were outnumbered.

00:56:47.900 --> 00:56:56.800
We on their mind now. Just like that. Hilarious.

00:56:56.960 --> 00:57:01.199
Uncut. It was uncut in real life. It was uncut.

00:57:01.380 --> 00:57:07.239
But wait, there's more. With the marina or the

00:57:07.239 --> 00:57:12.079
boat? No, the guy, the tour guy was singing it

00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:16.579
too. Yeah. I said, I know that's... You know

00:57:16.579 --> 00:57:18.579
what? Put it on. I don't even know if anyone

00:57:18.579 --> 00:57:20.840
requested it, but he put it on. He definitely

00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:24.760
didn't request that. To get lit. Honey, I'd be

00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:27.139
forgetting about that song. Turn on my neck and

00:57:27.139 --> 00:57:30.860
my back to follow it up with, if I could find

00:57:30.860 --> 00:57:35.199
a thousand miles. Oh, yeah. He had to soften

00:57:35.199 --> 00:57:37.260
it up for the people to follow it up. Yeah. For

00:57:37.260 --> 00:57:39.320
the left of us. You knew what you was doing.

00:57:39.539 --> 00:57:42.079
Because the Brazilians beside us, I'm sure they

00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:44.199
couldn't understand a word, but they was jamming.

00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:48.500
Jamming. We liked it. All right, Mirena, they

00:57:48.500 --> 00:57:51.119
gave me some free cheesecake. This is how you

00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:54.119
know the ingredients are pure. I've never had

00:57:54.119 --> 00:57:56.320
a cheesecake that tastes like cheese in my life.

00:57:57.159 --> 00:57:59.920
You would think that it's supposed to taste like

00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:04.519
cheese. I just feel like we over saturate and

00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:07.860
sugar everything in the U .S. I'm just a Sarah

00:58:07.860 --> 00:58:13.059
Lee cheesecake type of bitch. And I have never

00:58:13.059 --> 00:58:15.760
had it. But the drizzle of the fruit something

00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:19.780
made it all worthwhile. Did you say Sarah Lee?

00:58:20.019 --> 00:58:24.630
You don't like Sarah Lee? Absolutely not. Really?

00:58:26.969 --> 00:58:30.610
Oh, my God. I know my take was a little iffy.

00:58:31.130 --> 00:58:33.329
I will take Sarah Lee cheesecake any day of the

00:58:33.329 --> 00:58:36.590
week over any other cheesecake. That's why you

00:58:36.590 --> 00:58:39.989
ain't never had cheesecake before. Not that tastes

00:58:39.989 --> 00:58:44.590
like cheese. I've had cheesecake. Sarah Lee is

00:58:44.590 --> 00:58:49.179
disgusting. Oh, my gosh, it's delicious. And

00:58:49.179 --> 00:58:51.460
I like to get it. I haven't had it in a long

00:58:51.460 --> 00:58:55.260
time. You eat like a toddler. First off. Because

00:58:55.260 --> 00:58:59.579
I can't be eating like that anymore. But when

00:58:59.579 --> 00:59:03.780
I had it, I get the strawberry kind. But I don't

00:59:03.780 --> 00:59:05.679
want the strawberries. I just want the glaze.

00:59:06.019 --> 00:59:11.820
So I take the strawberries out. It was delicious.

00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:20.840
We listen and we judge. Always. I wish I wasn't

00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:28.280
a judger, but she is. So, boom. We do that. Did

00:59:28.280 --> 00:59:31.739
we go to Casa Palenque? No, we didn't get a chance

00:59:31.739 --> 00:59:35.539
to go to Casa Palenque because them two was tired.

00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:39.360
We were also trying to hunt down an empanada

00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:44.099
of some sort. Also running away from a mouse.

00:59:44.500 --> 00:59:48.880
Rat. The first one that we saw. That was the

00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:55.760
first. We were. We were. Let's get to that taxi

00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:58.599
man. But first. That was the first rat we saw.

00:59:58.699 --> 01:00:01.579
But mind you we weren't in the area. We were

01:00:01.579 --> 01:00:05.239
in by the ocean. Like closer to the ocean. Very

01:00:05.239 --> 01:00:13.019
close. Listen. Listen. One thing. One thing I

01:00:13.019 --> 01:00:16.440
don't play about is live animals. And that sounds

01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:21.360
crazy. We ran. I could rephrase that, but I'm

01:00:21.360 --> 01:00:27.760
not going to. I said what I said. That's right.

01:00:29.900 --> 01:00:33.139
So boom. We looking for a ride. We just standing

01:00:33.139 --> 01:00:35.400
on the side of the street. Ain't nobody outside

01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:38.400
no more. Wait, wait, wait. So we on N Drive.

01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:42.579
And if anybody has ever used N Drive, it's dope.

01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:47.710
I love it. i love it break it down how does in

01:00:47.710 --> 01:00:52.610
drive work jojo okay so in drive is the app that

01:00:52.610 --> 01:00:55.050
you should use when you go to columbia basically

01:00:55.050 --> 01:01:00.329
it's like their version of uber but it doesn't

01:01:00.329 --> 01:01:03.309
give you the prices it gives you a suggestion

01:01:03.309 --> 01:01:07.179
it's like okay from where you are going to your

01:01:07.179 --> 01:01:11.260
destination. This is what we suggest based off

01:01:11.260 --> 01:01:14.420
of what other people have paid, but you can put

01:01:14.420 --> 01:01:17.840
any amount you want. Now you can't low ball because

01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:20.360
if you low ball, it does like give you an alert,

01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:23.539
like, okay, this is the minimum that you at least

01:01:23.539 --> 01:01:26.960
have to do. So boom, cool. But it's literally

01:01:26.960 --> 01:01:29.800
like the drivers, they can accept it. Some of

01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:33.519
them, they'll accept it. But then if they see

01:01:33.519 --> 01:01:35.599
like, I don't know what it looks like on their

01:01:35.599 --> 01:01:38.739
end, but I feel like they know we need to get

01:01:38.739 --> 01:01:42.559
to this destination. So they'll accept it and

01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:45.139
then they'll cancel. And then what they'll do

01:01:45.139 --> 01:01:49.280
is because the app like regroups and it's like,

01:01:49.360 --> 01:01:50.780
okay, well, we're looking for another driver

01:01:50.780 --> 01:01:53.179
because this driver canceled. That same driver

01:01:53.179 --> 01:01:56.019
that just canceled on you will try to come back

01:01:56.019 --> 01:01:58.949
and be like. try to do a counter offer like,

01:01:59.150 --> 01:02:05.030
oh, how about this instead? So I hit no. She

01:02:05.030 --> 01:02:08.949
hit no so many times. We were gambling. JoJo

01:02:08.949 --> 01:02:12.150
was gambling while we were waiting outside. When

01:02:12.150 --> 01:02:15.269
I say it was three other people outside on some

01:02:15.269 --> 01:02:18.690
random street for like 30 minutes. It was amazing.

01:02:18.869 --> 01:02:21.210
We gambling because she would not give in to

01:02:21.210 --> 01:02:24.920
this extra dollar. This extra USD. No, no, no,

01:02:24.980 --> 01:02:27.420
no, no. It wasn't no extra USD. It was hella

01:02:27.420 --> 01:02:32.440
USD because they knew. And then one of the drivers

01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:36.420
kept riding past. He rode past five, six, seven

01:02:36.420 --> 01:02:41.349
times. We know it's you because when it pops

01:02:41.349 --> 01:02:43.449
up, it shows the car in their face. I'm like,

01:02:43.449 --> 01:02:46.250
I know it's you. And so he waited at the end

01:02:46.250 --> 01:02:48.469
of the street because he waited for us to do

01:02:48.469 --> 01:02:51.010
it again. And then he counteroffered. I was like,

01:02:51.070 --> 01:02:53.489
oh, he playing with me. Jokes on you. Mind you,

01:02:53.630 --> 01:03:00.630
he was a taxi driver. He was a taxi driver. Needless

01:03:00.630 --> 01:03:04.469
to say, we get in a random driver's car. We get

01:03:04.469 --> 01:03:07.809
a taxi driver. And Susie is talking to him like

01:03:07.809 --> 01:03:11.989
how much she literally said how much from here

01:03:11.989 --> 01:03:14.289
to get to our destination. She gave him the address

01:03:14.289 --> 01:03:16.829
and everything. He gave us the amount and literally

01:03:16.829 --> 01:03:20.150
from the end drive, it was maybe like $3 cheaper.

01:03:20.349 --> 01:03:22.809
And I was like, oh, well, let's do the taxi then.

01:03:23.309 --> 01:03:27.469
Yeah. We get close. He's like, oh, I got to keep

01:03:27.469 --> 01:03:30.010
going. Oh, it's going to be more. It's going

01:03:30.010 --> 01:03:33.690
to be more for who? We said more. We literally

01:03:33.690 --> 01:03:37.190
gave you the direction. Mind you, this taxi driver

01:03:37.190 --> 01:03:39.909
act like he didn't know the area. He's like,

01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:43.929
can you put the address in? Damn, honey. I might

01:03:43.929 --> 01:03:46.130
put the address in. Homie, that's your fault.

01:03:46.210 --> 01:03:48.289
You ain't know where to go. Right. He went all

01:03:48.289 --> 01:03:52.010
the way around. But jokes on you, pull over because

01:03:52.010 --> 01:03:53.610
we'll get out of walk because we know where we

01:03:53.610 --> 01:03:58.730
are. Because once we got to an area where we

01:03:58.730 --> 01:04:01.670
were, Susie was like, oh, we'll stop right here

01:04:01.670 --> 01:04:05.699
and here's the money we owe you. Thank you. Meanwhile,

01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:08.579
you going up the street past our spot. Yeah.

01:04:08.719 --> 01:04:12.159
And meanwhile, Tamika trying to get out and he

01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:14.280
over here trying to pull off. I'm like, her leg.

01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:21.579
Let me out. Pull over. Let us out. Boom. Let's

01:04:21.579 --> 01:04:26.039
walk back to Korea. When did you get your food

01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:31.039
that you thought it was so delicious? I got that

01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:35.079
earlier. All right. So boom. Get to the hotel,

01:04:35.300 --> 01:04:38.960
tired, knocked out, wake up in the morning. We

01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:42.159
got shit to do, all right? We need to get back

01:04:42.159 --> 01:04:45.460
to the airport, but no, we got to go shopping.

01:04:47.000 --> 01:04:50.360
We don't have to go shopping. Susie decided she

01:04:50.360 --> 01:04:52.360
wanted to wait until - She done bought jewelry

01:04:52.360 --> 01:04:58.280
that's done the day of us going to the airport

01:04:58.280 --> 01:05:04.760
to leave. At literally, literally. Hours before.

01:05:05.079 --> 01:05:07.139
Because it wasn't ready when they said it was

01:05:07.139 --> 01:05:10.440
going to be ready. Rightfully so because it's

01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:13.719
a custom emerald ring. I was like, you could

01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:16.619
have got this earlier in the trip. We've been

01:05:16.619 --> 01:05:19.679
here a week. Look, we had to get up, pack our

01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:22.599
stuff to make sure it was done. Have it all ready.

01:05:23.219 --> 01:05:25.380
Mind you, my stuff was already there. Go on this

01:05:25.380 --> 01:05:28.440
journey to go. Meanwhile, I'm on the hunt for

01:05:28.440 --> 01:05:31.619
a book and a pen because I'm about to get on

01:05:31.619 --> 01:05:35.900
this flight. With no cell phone. That's when

01:05:35.900 --> 01:05:38.320
it snapped. I said, I don't need a phone this

01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:42.420
whole trip, but I'm about to fly nine and a half,

01:05:42.619 --> 01:05:46.679
10 hours back with no phone on a plane that don't

01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:53.360
got no TV. Don't lose my mind. I don't think

01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:56.320
we mentioned this, but we rode Copa Airlines.

01:05:59.180 --> 01:06:02.599
and i'm not gonna name the name of this person

01:06:02.599 --> 01:06:05.599
but this person works at the airline and when

01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.840
he found out i was flying copa airlines busted

01:06:08.840 --> 01:06:12.860
out laughing and said oh wow that's the spirit

01:06:12.860 --> 01:06:17.280
airlines of international i immediately immediately

01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:21.780
cussed tamika out because this was her doing

01:06:22.409 --> 01:06:24.630
But I don't know what it was. All the airlines

01:06:24.630 --> 01:06:27.489
was the same price. Also, if that's the spirit,

01:06:27.690 --> 01:06:31.670
I could fly spirit. No. I ain't did it, but for

01:06:31.670 --> 01:06:34.510
two hours, I can fly spirit. Baby, listen. Nine

01:06:34.510 --> 01:06:37.690
hours with no TV, I was struggling. I was like,

01:06:37.789 --> 01:06:39.989
what? Because you giving us free Wi -Fi? Any

01:06:39.989 --> 01:06:42.730
flight that gives you free Wi -Fi, I don't want

01:06:42.730 --> 01:06:45.429
it. I want a TV, and I would love some headphones.

01:06:46.550 --> 01:06:50.289
And I would love the picture of that food. That

01:06:50.289 --> 01:06:52.429
they sent to us, that grilled cheese, I had my

01:06:52.429 --> 01:06:54.829
mouth set. Oh, yeah, they sent us something else.

01:06:55.150 --> 01:06:58.170
But I'm okay. I was content. They gave us some

01:06:58.170 --> 01:07:00.769
damn rice pilaf with chicken. I was content.

01:07:01.730 --> 01:07:03.769
But I also ate breakfast before I got on there.

01:07:04.650 --> 01:07:08.269
Mm -hmm. But y 'all didn't because we was on

01:07:08.269 --> 01:07:11.130
the hunt for M .R. Ring. Then we end up finding

01:07:11.130 --> 01:07:17.889
stuff to take back home. Mm -hmm. I ended up

01:07:17.889 --> 01:07:20.739
leaving them, too. One, this is how you know

01:07:20.739 --> 01:07:24.840
Cartagena, like I felt 1000 % safe. We, each

01:07:24.840 --> 01:07:28.380
of us had a chance to kind of walk around by

01:07:28.380 --> 01:07:30.639
ourselves and go to different places. Like I

01:07:30.639 --> 01:07:33.500
literally walked 20 to 25 minutes by myself,

01:07:33.719 --> 01:07:39.260
stopped at different stores. I was cool. I was

01:07:39.260 --> 01:07:42.539
cool. I got picked up because I had no phone.

01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:48.519
Yeah. Tamika had to have a chaperone. I also

01:07:48.519 --> 01:07:53.219
don't speak Spanish. That as well. But while

01:07:53.219 --> 01:07:54.980
they was there, because I was like, Tamika, you

01:07:54.980 --> 01:07:57.059
got to stay with Susie to make sure she gets

01:07:57.059 --> 01:08:01.860
back on time. Susie can't be trusted on her own.

01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:05.579
Susie can't be trusted on her own. So I was like,

01:08:05.639 --> 01:08:07.980
I'm going to go because if I don't get a shower,

01:08:08.179 --> 01:08:11.099
I'm going to have an attitude. And we've been

01:08:11.099 --> 01:08:14.480
there. We've been there before. No one wants

01:08:14.480 --> 01:08:18.079
that. I needed to go back and get a shower before

01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:20.859
I got on this plane. But I ended up stopping

01:08:20.859 --> 01:08:22.739
at a couple stores because I had to get my little

01:08:22.739 --> 01:08:26.479
doo -doo and some doggy toys. We got some good

01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:30.600
stuff. A good stuff, a ride from Just Ask Alex

01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:33.840
swooped us up. Again, you're not going to get

01:08:33.840 --> 01:08:37.300
a van from nowhere. So if you want a thicky -icky

01:08:37.300 --> 01:08:40.960
-icky plan accordingly. Dropped us off at the

01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:43.340
airport. It was smooth sailing from there. I

01:08:43.340 --> 01:08:46.960
had to improvise. I did not find a pen and paper

01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:53.100
or pencil or crayon or whatever. Don't think

01:08:53.100 --> 01:08:54.500
you're about to steal it from your hotel because

01:08:54.500 --> 01:08:59.720
you're not. And I was out of Colombian pesos.

01:09:01.819 --> 01:09:06.340
So I improvised. You wasn't out of Colombian

01:09:06.340 --> 01:09:12.239
pesos. I had to pay for the ride. I didn't have

01:09:12.239 --> 01:09:15.720
enough to buy anything. Because I paid for the

01:09:15.720 --> 01:09:21.039
ride. Her and Susie, money was done. Me, I'm

01:09:21.039 --> 01:09:22.800
over here buying up everything because I'm like,

01:09:22.819 --> 01:09:24.279
I don't want to take this home. I still ended

01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:27.399
up taking money home. Money's done. I found a

01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:30.140
couple coins in my purse. I still got a couple

01:09:30.140 --> 01:09:33.520
bills and coins. Oh, no. Money was done, though.

01:09:33.659 --> 01:09:36.640
I used the little barf bags. I tore it open,

01:09:36.760 --> 01:09:39.239
had me some paper. I had a lady sitting next

01:09:39.239 --> 01:09:43.960
to me. You got a pen? Borrow her pen. Boom. I

01:09:43.960 --> 01:09:46.319
wrote a musical on the fly. Why didn't you ask

01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:50.359
me for a pen? I had pens. I feel like I asked

01:09:50.359 --> 01:09:54.039
everyone for everything. You didn't ask me. You

01:09:54.039 --> 01:09:57.380
saw me going from store to store looking for

01:09:57.380 --> 01:10:00.039
a pen and paper and you had a pen? I thought

01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:03.140
you wanted like a souvenir or something. No.

01:10:03.380 --> 01:10:06.000
I wanted an activity for the play. I thought

01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:08.939
you just wanted a cartoon pen. Oh, girl. She

01:10:08.939 --> 01:10:20.229
crazy. I had three pens. That's crazy to me that

01:10:20.229 --> 01:10:24.770
you had three pens and we was going from store

01:10:24.770 --> 01:10:26.590
to store looking for a pen because I refused

01:10:26.590 --> 01:10:29.489
to pay more than a dollar. Bruh, I thought that

01:10:29.489 --> 01:10:33.390
you wanted like some sort of souvenir Colombian

01:10:33.390 --> 01:10:37.229
pen. I got no souvenir. I got a pen. Souvenirs,

01:10:37.430 --> 01:10:39.489
memories. I ain't got no phone. I ain't about

01:10:39.489 --> 01:10:42.189
to buy no souvenir for nobody. A pen is a memory.

01:10:43.220 --> 01:10:48.239
No. That's stationary. I can't believe her. Don't

01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:51.600
do that. People love stationary. Y 'all don't

01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:53.100
understand how long I was looking for a pen.

01:10:53.699 --> 01:10:59.180
I bought a children's notebook and a pen. That's

01:10:59.180 --> 01:11:00.159
what I was trying to buy when I had no money.

01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:05.159
And that was our trip. We came back. We went

01:11:05.159 --> 01:11:08.789
to customs. They went to... They went to use

01:11:08.789 --> 01:11:11.970
the bathroom before customs. My free body and

01:11:11.970 --> 01:11:15.069
a mama is coming through customs. Bro. In and

01:11:15.069 --> 01:11:17.810
out. I get through customs in LA in 15 minutes.

01:11:17.909 --> 01:11:20.949
I get my bag, my wheel broke because they made

01:11:20.949 --> 01:11:26.430
me check it. We was only in the line for 25 minutes.

01:11:28.130 --> 01:11:31.069
It was 25 minutes more on top of my 15 minutes

01:11:31.069 --> 01:11:33.670
of 45 minutes. We still had to wait on Susie's

01:11:33.670 --> 01:11:35.529
bag when we got down there because it won't down

01:11:35.529 --> 01:11:43.890
there. Get my rap. And then for a week, matter

01:11:43.890 --> 01:11:46.949
of fact, a week and a half, we were pooping our

01:11:46.949 --> 01:11:52.130
life away. Oh my gosh. When I say... Our food

01:11:52.130 --> 01:11:54.710
here is so bad. I'm not going to hold you. It

01:11:54.710 --> 01:11:58.890
wasn't a stomach cramp, I felt. I don't know

01:11:58.890 --> 01:12:02.600
what it was. It wasn't like... It wasn't like

01:12:02.600 --> 01:12:06.600
a menstrual cramp and it wasn't like, oh, I have

01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:10.939
indigestion or something like that. This was

01:12:10.939 --> 01:12:14.420
literally like... It was like food poisoning.

01:12:15.140 --> 01:12:17.899
No, and I've had food poisoning. It didn't even

01:12:17.899 --> 01:12:21.340
feel like that. I've never had it. It was like

01:12:21.340 --> 01:12:26.520
you went from fresh and now you're eating BS

01:12:26.520 --> 01:12:29.529
again. For sure. That's exactly what it was.

01:12:29.630 --> 01:12:32.569
Mind you, everything in my house is organic.

01:12:32.970 --> 01:12:37.970
Supposed to be. It literally tore me up. It's

01:12:37.970 --> 01:12:41.430
a lie. We come back, stomach's messed up. First

01:12:41.430 --> 01:12:45.250
shower, I come out. Why is my body peeling all

01:12:45.250 --> 01:12:54.350
over? Look. No, I can't look. I got, um, trypophobia.

01:12:55.529 --> 01:12:58.859
Girl. I was looking at my arms like, Oh, no.

01:12:58.979 --> 01:13:01.479
I've never used so much lotion and Vaseline in

01:13:01.479 --> 01:13:04.960
my life. You're making me itch. You're making

01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:10.140
me itch. But overall, okay, on a scale of 1 through

01:13:10.140 --> 01:13:18.039
10, what do you give the full trip? And this

01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:19.859
was you and Suzy's second trip together, right?

01:13:20.340 --> 01:13:23.600
We went to Hawaii the year before. I was going

01:13:23.600 --> 01:13:26.880
to say second. This was Suzy's first time going

01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:35.069
out the country. I'm going to say 8 .95. Okay.

01:13:35.090 --> 01:13:39.449
8 .95. I had a great time. The only thing I wish

01:13:39.449 --> 01:13:43.430
I moved my money a little bit different. Or do

01:13:43.430 --> 01:13:46.949
you wish that you would have listened? No, because

01:13:46.949 --> 01:13:49.930
I brought the right money. I didn't pay for all

01:13:49.930 --> 01:13:54.569
of the excursions ahead of time. No, no, this

01:13:54.569 --> 01:13:57.279
was a thing. I didn't want to pay in USD. I didn't

01:13:57.279 --> 01:14:00.520
want to pay with a card. I should have got more

01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:09.079
Colombian pesos. Otherwise, I mean, I also lost

01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:13.260
the phone. But it's pretty high for you to have

01:14:13.260 --> 01:14:17.140
lost the phone and ran out of money. Next time

01:14:17.140 --> 01:14:21.479
you go on a trip, maybe follow word from word

01:14:21.479 --> 01:14:23.800
the directions that are given to you. I just

01:14:23.800 --> 01:14:29.149
need more money. Next time. You told me bring

01:14:29.149 --> 01:14:37.710
USD. You can pay with USD. You can pay for the

01:14:37.710 --> 01:14:40.590
excursions in USD and it didn't matter because

01:14:40.590 --> 01:14:44.529
you didn't take USD money out. You didn't even

01:14:44.529 --> 01:14:47.729
take enough money out. I had enough. I took $200.

01:14:48.609 --> 01:14:52.229
That wasn't enough. It would have been if I didn't

01:14:52.229 --> 01:14:57.560
use all my pesos. Again, Tamika just used her

01:14:57.560 --> 01:15:00.560
listening ears. That's it. We had one restaurant

01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:02.140
that was the worst thing I ever tasted in my

01:15:02.140 --> 01:15:05.039
life. Only one. And it wasn't even on our list.

01:15:06.380 --> 01:15:10.119
Lost my phone. One bad restaurant. Not enough

01:15:10.119 --> 01:15:14.899
money. Still 8. What did I say? I'm going to

01:15:14.899 --> 01:15:20.340
say 95. 8 .95. 8 .95. It was cool. I had a great

01:15:20.340 --> 01:15:24.979
time. The only thing is I don't like heat. They

01:15:24.979 --> 01:15:27.880
can't change that. Can't change that because

01:15:27.880 --> 01:15:30.840
it was hot. Can't change it. So it's fine. That

01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:34.739
was cool. The only thing I would probably change

01:15:34.739 --> 01:15:38.100
is that we should have been there longer. I know

01:15:38.100 --> 01:15:40.340
you said that. I could have added plenty more

01:15:40.340 --> 01:15:42.539
stuff to that list. I felt like it was good.

01:15:42.680 --> 01:15:45.880
I like to be rushed on vacation. I saw everything

01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:50.600
I needed to see there. Now, had we added in...

01:15:50.600 --> 01:15:53.850
You didn't though. Medellin. Otherwise, I was

01:15:53.850 --> 01:15:56.189
good with Cartagena. I felt like I was good.

01:15:56.329 --> 01:16:00.270
I didn't get to ride a random motorcycle. Tamika

01:16:00.270 --> 01:16:02.289
is the most frugal person that you would ever

01:16:02.289 --> 01:16:06.029
meet in your life. She didn't want to add on

01:16:06.029 --> 01:16:07.510
no more days because she didn't want to take

01:16:07.510 --> 01:16:13.130
no PT. I got to go to work. I'm at sales. I get

01:16:13.130 --> 01:16:20.569
commission. Girl. Girl. Also, I have to get ready

01:16:20.569 --> 01:16:25.119
for Germany. So I need these days. Oh, yeah.

01:16:25.199 --> 01:16:27.239
You need to go have your eat, pray, love moment

01:16:27.239 --> 01:16:32.500
in Germany. I'm not coming back. I support that

01:16:32.500 --> 01:16:37.340
because let me go ahead and go to Europe. I'm

01:16:37.340 --> 01:16:41.520
not coming back. I'm buying it one way. I've

01:16:41.520 --> 01:16:46.739
been practicing my lingual. Period. When are

01:16:46.739 --> 01:16:49.899
you going for your birthday next year? No, it's

01:16:49.899 --> 01:16:56.000
cold. I'm not going to go. I'm trying to go and

01:16:56.000 --> 01:17:02.199
fall. It's just still cold. If I feel safe because

01:17:02.199 --> 01:17:04.039
it's a lot of crashes and I'm a little scared.

01:17:04.359 --> 01:17:06.319
And I don't know what the government doing. I

01:17:06.319 --> 01:17:08.340
don't know what you're doing. I might have to

01:17:08.340 --> 01:17:12.220
wait until next year. I will say, when we got

01:17:12.220 --> 01:17:17.319
back from Columbia, the day after we got back,

01:17:17.359 --> 01:17:19.560
Donald messing with the Colombian president,

01:17:19.619 --> 01:17:23.659
I said, Like ain't letting planes in or something.

01:17:23.819 --> 01:17:27.199
I don't know all the details, but I know I might've

01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:32.039
got stuck. And again, I have no more pesos. He

01:17:32.039 --> 01:17:35.300
was doing too much. I don't know what was going

01:17:35.300 --> 01:17:39.180
on, but he's doing way too much. I will say next

01:17:39.180 --> 01:17:41.060
time I'm definitely bringing my laptop because

01:17:41.060 --> 01:17:44.859
if I ever get stuck somewhere, I could work from

01:17:44.859 --> 01:17:50.520
a laptop. Yeah. I need more electronics. I would've

01:17:50.520 --> 01:17:54.609
been cool. Yeah, keep that USD coming in. Forget

01:17:54.609 --> 01:17:58.409
the COP at that moment. I can stay here and live

01:17:58.409 --> 01:18:02.529
with luxury. For sure. I'm never cooking. I'm

01:18:02.529 --> 01:18:04.890
only eating out. Bro, I would have rented out

01:18:04.890 --> 01:18:07.050
a villa and I'm pretty sure the villa probably

01:18:07.050 --> 01:18:09.689
would have been only $200. They had an amazing

01:18:09.689 --> 01:18:15.729
time. Colombia, Cartagena owes me nothing. It

01:18:15.729 --> 01:18:21.010
was great. It was a great trip. highly recommend

01:18:21.010 --> 01:18:31.590
it and that concludes part two of now to our

01:18:31.590 --> 01:18:37.890
unpopular opinion do you want to do the honors

01:18:37.890 --> 01:18:41.890
no no of course you don't wait you asked me and

01:18:41.890 --> 01:18:48.130
every time i forget that you're gonna and i answer

01:18:48.130 --> 01:18:50.529
it like you didn't ask me before She's crazy.

01:18:50.689 --> 01:18:54.689
Okay, so this episode's unpopular opinion by

01:18:54.689 --> 01:18:59.909
JoJo is I feel like people who experience FOMO

01:18:59.909 --> 01:19:06.029
on a consistent basis is nosy. And they need

01:19:06.029 --> 01:19:10.369
to find something to do. Get a hobby even. You

01:19:10.369 --> 01:19:14.789
want to be everywhere all the time. Why? Sit

01:19:14.789 --> 01:19:17.189
down. You're nosy. And then when you get there,

01:19:17.409 --> 01:19:23.989
you're like, bro you're nosy at this point it

01:19:23.989 --> 01:19:28.109
needs to be studied and it's a condition that's

01:19:28.109 --> 01:19:31.630
a popular one that might be a popular opinion

01:19:31.630 --> 01:19:37.710
yeah now see you next time on our weekend so

01:19:37.710 --> 01:19:40.250
I know we're gonna need to talk about paradise

01:19:40.250 --> 01:19:46.689
and love is blind oh yeah those are good ones

01:19:46.689 --> 01:19:50.250
bye bye I'm hitting end but I can't find the

01:19:50.250 --> 01:19:52.090
end button so you're gonna get this song until

01:19:52.090 --> 01:19:57.229
I find it oh I found it all right bye y 'all

01:19:57.229 --> 01:20:03.210
oh no I didn't I was about to hit how do I stop

01:20:03.210 --> 01:20:09.930
recording such a grandma oh found the button

01:20:09.930 --> 01:20:11.829
bye y 'all see y 'all next episode