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Hey, hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the

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official Are We Cancelled Yet podcast with your

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host, Jojo. Oh, she gave a little. You heard

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that. Wait a minute. I'm gonna call you out a

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minute. And your girl Tamika, aka Encore, aka

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Meek Meek, aka Work in Progress, aka Birthday

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Girl, because somebody's birthday. Okay, before

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we get on that note, thank you. But also, it

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has been brought to my attention that I have

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been looking a mess. This comes from a viewer,

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Sade, I hope that you're looking. I'm a thousand

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percent aware. I am in transition for my birthday.

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Wait. Not be seeing this hair. Not your shorty

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say you looking a mess on camera. Was like, are

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you going to do your hair before you? look going

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blonde is a task but i promise you next time

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you see me you're gonna be seeing a bad bitch

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okay leave it to a true home girl you're gonna

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be bruh i was like what you noticed to keep you

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humble and i noticed i've also been told to stop

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wearing hoodies i cannot promise that Who else

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told you to stop wearing hoodies besides me?

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Look, I've been getting criticized. You know

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what? Did I tell you to stop wearing a hoodie?

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No. You never told me that, but it's why I wanted

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one. Oh, I was about to say, but now I know you've

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been talking shit about me. No, I would never

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do that. I like to talk shit in front of your

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face because I like to see your reaction. That's

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true. It's disrespectful. The look of disrespect.

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That's what I'm giving. But. Through all the

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criticism, face card never declines, baby. Period.

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So I will be here taping, but I will take your

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comments in consideration. And by consideration.

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Listen, on a more positive note, my girl sung

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her intro, and I feel like it's because she's

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looking extra luscious. Baby, wait a minute.

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hair. That is not from a sponsor, but I'll touch.

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Oh, cute hair, baby. Okay? Getting to this V

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-part wig with minimal leave -outs. You know

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what I'm saying? It's looking real natural, honey.

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Kinky straight. I'm feeling a little bitty, bitty,

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bumba. I even got all my earrings that my girl

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got me from Cartagena. Oh my gosh. Those are

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gorge. Let me see again. I love that because

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I've never gotten anything from Cartagena. I

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don't think you've asked. Every time somebody

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goes somewhere, I ask for something. That is

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true. Yeah. That is true. Those mouths don't

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get fed, honey. I won't be asking because I myself

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will be in Cartagena here soon. Yeah, you will.

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Like my own earrings. Yeah, you will. I'm not

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going to say what I'm bringing back. I'm not

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going to say who I'm leaving. In customs. You

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think it's going to be in my bag. I'm not bringing

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one. Susie's bag. now I'm going to put everything

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in Susie's bag and again Susie you better be

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listening I'm a thousand percent sure she does

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so if you do get caught you brought this on yourself

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I feel like every episode we just going to continue

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to shout people out because I know it's a couple

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people Again, that said, you should do a podcast.

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You and JoJo should do a podcast together. And

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we did. We did. And where you at? Because I checked

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and none of y 'all, one of our eight followers.

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We got eight now? Not one of y 'all is one of

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our seven followers. Somebody get subscribed.

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Oh my gosh. Okay, okay. So our topic as we ramp

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up the holiday season, some Christmas movies.

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I'm not gonna lie, I'm way behind. I'm not. I

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need to watch every movie on BET. I started back

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in October, gang gang. I started with these three

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and a half. So yeah, I got some making up to

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do. And I'm going to do it. Because there was

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a few that I saw on BET. And I was like, oh.

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Oh, wait. Or was it Lifetime? Probably both.

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It's something with Tank. Because Hallmark got

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some good stuff out, too. But it was something

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with Tank. Commercial came up. I don't know.

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Yeah, buddy. I don't know what network. I didn't

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see that. It was also something. Let me find

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it and jot it down for Friday's event. This trailer

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had the worst acting I've ever seen in my life.

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Okay. No, no, no. I'm going to say about it.

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Tell me about it. It had Danny Lay, an old boy

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from All the Queen's Men. All the Queen's Men.

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The one is the old girl from Sisters. Yes. They

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came out last year. I just saw the commercial

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and they was running and they were tired. It's

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so good. how do you not act how do you fail at

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acting tired when you could just run and be tired

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it's so good i love it was only a short bit of

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the trailer do i want to watch it yes but i was

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like oh it makes me so angry i'm not in my way

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you know what you know what really makes me angry

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what i'm not gonna call out specifics but just

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piggybacking on that particular movie how they

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are getting musicians And putting them in lead

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roles? I, from a professional standpoint, upset.

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But from a just... No, not even marketing, just

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personal. She just went through a lot with my

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guy. And she needed something. Music. Yeah, but

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it was probably, you know, it was messy. yeah

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but i got her in a whatever i like danny so i

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didn't get it i mean i like her but i can only

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be so jealous because i didn't get it but at

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first i thought you were talking about me and

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my timeliness but you weren't that makes me happy

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no i don't feel like talking shit i feel like

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i talked shit enough about how late you were

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and how you need an assistant One day. One day

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when we get a sponsor? As soon as I get a sponsor,

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all that money will go to assistance slash social

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media. Oh, yeah. Heavy on the social media because

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baby listen. It's going to go to that. I'm tired.

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I'm tired. Okay. Let's get into these movies.

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Okay. I want to start off because you gave me

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a list. Yes. And I started with Sam to Camp.

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because that's what I had access to but those

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of you who haven't watched it it's a documentary

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on max yes and immediately I thought what the

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fuck is this it's a documentary and I got real

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pissed it's so good and then I started watching

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it and I said oh what joy does this bring me

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it's so good also it never dawned on me that

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people had an issue with santa being different

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nationalities why oh for sure why or i mean because

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they because they got coca -cola santa in their

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mind they were like okay so first spoiler alert

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this is about expanding the range of santas because

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santa can be any nationality and everyone should

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feel like they can go to a santa and be like

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damn i look like you I might fuck with you a

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little bit more than a white Santa, which was

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presented by Coca -Cola to sell Coca -Cola. And

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they did a great job. So now they have made this

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camp. That you can go and learn to be Santa.

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And there's fundamentals. And then Mrs. Santa.

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And now the new generation is like, what? I'm

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not about to be Mrs. Santa. Just over here backing

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up my mans. Because I'm a boss myself. And everybody

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needs to know. So we want somebody to come out.

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Know that there's equal pay for Santa and his

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head. Because I'm bringing a lot to the table.

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And I was like, okay. the way they was talking

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like the packages the difference between the

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packages between taking a picture with Santa

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and then taking a picture with Santa and Mrs.

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Claus like it's a 50 cent difference he was trying

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to be funny but my girl clocked him she looked

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at him and she was like anyway yeah yeah yeah

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yeah so I was like this is cute as fuck the black

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Santa The situation pissed me off, but he came

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to the plate and I loved it. And his decorations

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were fire. They were fire. First of all, I don't

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understand why people have, if this is my house

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and I decorate my house for the holidays, why

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do you have an issue with it? And then you're

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going to send a threatening note? The least you

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could do is put a return address because... We

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need to have a conversation. But it sound like

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it was written to Santa. Like, first off, you

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grown. The first thing I thought, I was like,

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is this another Santa sending it to him? Or,

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are you upset because you want to be Santa? I

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don't know. But in the beginning, when it had

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the Santas and they were sitting down eating

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lunch and he was like, well, Santa is white.

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We don't need to explain. I was like, You said

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this on camera? What? Oh, wait. I just thought

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about it. What? The Santa. The disabled Santa?

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Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. When I say that was

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the best. And he had his parade. Oh, my gosh.

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I'm not going to hold you. When it got to the

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parade, I lost it. I might have cried. I was

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in here when I said. Oh my gosh. He did so good.

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He was so good. And that was the only thing he

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ever wanted in life was to be Santa. Oh my gosh.

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And the mom was so happy. He was crying. The

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sister was crying. I was crying. The fact that

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he had to go to Santa's camp and get certified

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and get probably some publicity behind him to

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be able to be Santa in the parade pissed me off.

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Because you shouldn't have to go through all

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of that. um but everybody in the town but i'm

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glad he got they carrying him they they had no

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i think they uh it would look like it was just

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a regular float and you know how that you guide

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the float okay yeah i think there was just god

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in the float like how um how they normally do

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at the parades but it was and i love it i totally

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want to see that santa it was so beautiful it

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was such a good documentary my birthday's coming

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up if someone would like to send me to santa

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camp I would go. I would go a thousand percent.

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Yes. What are you going to do at Santa Camp,

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baby? I'm going to learn to be Mrs. Santa. When

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I'm married and retire or a house mom, I'll probably

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be Mrs. Santa at the mall for Christmas every

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year. Speaking of that, I highly, highly recommend

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Santa Camp if you're still in the holiday spirit

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and you want your belly tickled a little bit

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and your heartstrings pulled on and a good cry.

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It's good stuff. And a good yelling at the TV

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because it's going to piss you out. It has its

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ups and downs. Baby, listen. I loved the transgender

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Santa. Because everyone deserves representation.

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Yeah. I'm not going to lie. It didn't hit me

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as hard because I don't identify as those things.

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The black one hit me. The disabled one hit me.

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I've been in healthcare for a long time. But

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I do love that there's representation. Everyone

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should have representation. It shouldn't be an

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issue. And for those people to come and boycott.

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When they were calling and threatening. now that

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that was crazy and they're like we didn't even

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put the address out there we just went to people

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that are in our community and letting them know

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hey we have someone here for you too fire but

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for y 'all to find out where it's at who was

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the mole because somebody told I don't know but

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it was also so crazy to me well it's not crazy

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to me but it still um it still shocks me that

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uh you know when they were talking um about you

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know having a representation for a trans santa

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they was like you know there's trans children

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out there and i'm like trans children because

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most of the time children that go see santa claus

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are like kids kids like yeah like eight and under

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yeah i see them on there that young there was

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some like pre -teen I could, I could see that

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preteen because you're still trying to, you're

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trying to get to know yourself. You're having

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these feelings. You don't know how to decipher

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your feelings a little bit, but I can get that

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for the, you know, for the preteens and stuff

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like that. But for the kids, kids, you know,

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yeah, not my lane. I ain't going to speak on

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it. Yeah. The whole point is preserving your

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innocence and we should be doing that for our

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children. I loved it. Love, love, love. Side

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note, as soon as I get my hair done, I'm going

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to take a picture with Black Santa at Crenshaw

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Mall and I'll sit on his lap. Oh, should we do,

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are we canceled yet? A photo op? Yes! Yes! Let's

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do it! Oh, I love this. Should we do it this

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weekend? Yes. And I got my... Oh, should we dress

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up like Mrs. Claus? That's doing too much. Never

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mind. Because he going to have two Mrs. Claus.

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Santa Claus going to the ghetto. Everyone deserves

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representation. And that's Santa. Shout out to

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Ne -Yo if you looking for some people to be in

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your music video. I thought you was about to

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say something else. No, thank you. Also, I don't

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get down with sharing juices, but that's another

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conversation for another time. Any kind. If you

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need another one. No, thank you. Look, I just.

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Neo doesn't meet my requirements. Oh my gosh.

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At all. Next movie. Next movie. Okay. A Very

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Merry Beauty Salon on Lifetime with my girl Tia

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Marie. Immediately. I saw the leads and I said

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yes. Yes. I know where this is going to go. I

00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:28.740
push play. Sister, sister. And I was like, yes.

00:17:29.220 --> 00:17:31.799
You're going to fall in love. I already know

00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:34.220
everything that's going to happen. And I'm going

00:17:34.220 --> 00:17:38.400
to watch it. It was already there. It was already

00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:44.140
there. I ain't going to hold you. He been fine

00:17:44.140 --> 00:17:46.940
forever. But it was some lines in there. I was

00:17:46.940 --> 00:17:56.599
just like. Wait. Which one? Which one? All right.

00:17:56.819 --> 00:17:59.819
The last speech, when he was talking about the

00:17:59.819 --> 00:18:03.259
vines. Oh, when he was talking about how his

00:18:03.259 --> 00:18:06.920
granddaddy. Yes, and he was talking about her,

00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:11.240
and I was like. That was sexy. No. Wait, this

00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:12.759
is how I be for real when I'm watching it, and

00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:16.539
it be like. Not you be blushing like, oh, my

00:18:16.539 --> 00:18:19.480
God, I can't believe he said that. That's how

00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:21.579
I am in real life, too. That's why dates be horrible.

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So. And then there was another line. I was like,

00:18:28.890 --> 00:18:31.849
dang, I should write this down. Bro, why are

00:18:31.849 --> 00:18:33.670
you going to write it down? You're going to go

00:18:33.670 --> 00:18:37.569
on a date and be like, hey, say this. I'm going

00:18:37.569 --> 00:18:40.210
to come back like, JoJo, I'm in love. I'm in

00:18:40.210 --> 00:18:44.410
love. He's a poet. I wrote down everything he

00:18:44.410 --> 00:18:49.890
should say and he said it. Verbatim. I love him.

00:18:50.269 --> 00:18:56.369
No. Oh, man. Wait. They were on a date. And he

00:18:56.369 --> 00:18:59.569
was doing the tasting. Now you know that got

00:18:59.569 --> 00:19:03.509
me. Right there, I was like, have his baby. He

00:19:03.509 --> 00:19:06.970
was like, I love wine. And I do too. And I love

00:19:06.970 --> 00:19:12.309
you. And I love you. And I love you. I love him.

00:19:13.589 --> 00:19:16.329
I feel like this is like the fifth movie I done

00:19:16.329 --> 00:19:19.410
saw with her and they said she can't dance in

00:19:19.410 --> 00:19:22.009
it. I feel like that's an ongoing thing. I also

00:19:22.009 --> 00:19:27.150
could be making this up. I could be making it

00:19:27.150 --> 00:19:31.190
up. You might be thinking of her sister because

00:19:31.190 --> 00:19:34.329
her sister's in a couple. And they're like, you

00:19:34.329 --> 00:19:36.950
can't dance. And they just like, that's an ongoing

00:19:36.950 --> 00:19:40.410
joke. Yeah. So now I just know neither of them

00:19:40.410 --> 00:19:45.470
can dance. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We cleared that

00:19:45.470 --> 00:19:49.400
out. But it was destined to be great. Put them

00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:53.240
two in it. But wait, did you see and only the

00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:56.920
Sista Sista people will catch this when they

00:19:56.920 --> 00:20:02.259
were dancing at the end? When they was at the

00:20:02.259 --> 00:20:04.980
ball, they was at the ball and then her best

00:20:04.980 --> 00:20:06.599
friend moved out the way, you know, they was

00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:09.039
dancing. And then when they, when they put like

00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:12.059
the up tempo music on, they did the Sista Sista

00:20:12.059 --> 00:20:15.819
bounce. Oh, I didn't pay attention. Oh my God.

00:20:15.940 --> 00:20:17.759
You got to watch it again. You got to watch it

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:20.359
again to that moment. As soon as I saw it, I

00:20:20.359 --> 00:20:27.900
was like, nostalgia. Dang. Episode where Tyreek,

00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:30.259
Tia, and then the other one, the other chocolate

00:20:30.259 --> 00:20:32.400
one, when they went out to the club and they

00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:34.720
weren't supposed to go and they went to a club.

00:20:34.839 --> 00:20:39.259
Oh, man. I got to see it. I got to see. I love

00:20:39.259 --> 00:20:41.900
when they do stuff like that. So cute. I love

00:20:41.900 --> 00:20:46.119
it so much. Then Shorty came home from the army.

00:20:46.740 --> 00:20:49.559
Oh, that was such a good moment. All right, tear.

00:20:49.859 --> 00:20:52.559
I knew he was going to come, but. I knew he was

00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:55.000
going to come. And then, old girl with the past,

00:20:55.200 --> 00:21:00.160
and she's giving Shorty a chance. Like. I love

00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:03.400
her name. I can't think of her name. I know she's

00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:05.680
a comedian, but she has really been getting into

00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:07.880
her acting bag, and she is. And she's doing a

00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:11.440
good job. Doing a really good job. This is what

00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:14.170
I noticed, though. what this could segue us into

00:21:14.170 --> 00:21:16.849
the next movie that i will be honest i did not

00:21:16.849 --> 00:21:19.410
watch but i very much so want to watch it you

00:21:19.410 --> 00:21:21.970
started watching it though not that one her name

00:21:21.970 --> 00:21:26.970
is coco brown coco brown let me tell you christmas

00:21:26.970 --> 00:21:30.809
movies or love move no i'm gonna stick with holiday

00:21:30.809 --> 00:21:33.250
movies with black people why are you in the hair

00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:34.990
salon all the time y 'all always in the hair

00:21:34.990 --> 00:21:39.890
business you pick up that you want to know why

00:21:39.890 --> 00:21:45.869
yes Because the Christmas movies, most of them,

00:21:45.890 --> 00:21:49.230
like Lifetime, for example, are ran by white

00:21:49.230 --> 00:21:52.950
people. White people already have a perception

00:21:52.950 --> 00:21:57.210
of black people. And it's hair, nails, ghetto.

00:21:57.910 --> 00:22:01.630
And they want to make it love. Yeah. Like, they're

00:22:01.630 --> 00:22:04.890
business owners. I love that. But everybody trying

00:22:04.890 --> 00:22:07.049
to make a conditioner or own a salon or something?

00:22:09.329 --> 00:22:12.640
We can do more. We can definitely do that. We

00:22:12.640 --> 00:22:15.660
kill that industry, but we can do more. And that's

00:22:15.660 --> 00:22:18.559
why I said that reminds me of the movie that

00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:20.900
I didn't watch that I very much so want to watch

00:22:20.900 --> 00:22:23.819
that, okay, tell me if I'm wrong because I just

00:22:23.819 --> 00:22:26.920
did a rant through with my girlfriend. Mario.

00:22:27.079 --> 00:22:28.559
Are you talking about Style Me for Christmas?

00:22:29.480 --> 00:22:36.000
Yes. Oh. All I know is this is what I heard and

00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:41.019
then I'm watching. Mario is a cheater. That's

00:22:41.019 --> 00:22:44.519
how my girlfriend told me. My girlfriend is a

00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:49.480
cheater. Now, okay. Oh, girl. And he's a pop

00:22:49.480 --> 00:22:52.720
star. So his manager put some shit together to

00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:54.960
make it feel like, oh, okay. Y 'all falling in

00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:56.420
love because the public really not fucking with

00:22:56.420 --> 00:22:58.059
you. And she probably like plus size. And they're

00:22:58.059 --> 00:23:00.539
going to be like, oh, we mess with him. Okay.

00:23:01.660 --> 00:23:05.299
Girlfriend. the ex -girlfriend coming to picture

00:23:05.299 --> 00:23:07.339
but mario really feeling her like oh my gosh

00:23:07.339 --> 00:23:10.380
i don't know if he embarrassed or something or

00:23:10.380 --> 00:23:13.000
he get back with his ex i don't know who cheated

00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:14.779
on who but she called him a cheater so i'm assuming

00:23:14.779 --> 00:23:19.460
he cheated on well i will say they weren't technically

00:23:19.460 --> 00:23:23.059
together yet she brought him on as a stylist

00:23:23.059 --> 00:23:26.859
or she brought the manager brought raven goodwin's

00:23:26.859 --> 00:23:29.720
character on as the stylist because he needed

00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:32.319
an image and what she wanted them to do she wanted

00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:35.319
him to like fake you know fall for her but they

00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:38.220
weren't together when he was messing back with

00:23:38.220 --> 00:23:43.680
his ex yeah and it honestly i hate to say this

00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:45.880
it's a bet movie so some stuff just don't make

00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:49.579
sense with the time because later on when they

00:23:49.579 --> 00:23:52.579
get to like a fashion show or something he's

00:23:52.579 --> 00:23:54.720
like oh yeah you know my girlfriend designed

00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:59.250
this and i'm like and it never solidified like

00:23:59.250 --> 00:24:01.630
the relationship never solidified like y 'all

00:24:01.630 --> 00:24:05.109
are leading or y 'all are dating it really solidified

00:24:05.109 --> 00:24:08.190
as if you know we're still feeling things out

00:24:08.190 --> 00:24:09.690
but this is still a professional relationship

00:24:09.690 --> 00:24:12.150
that all of a sudden boom on camera he's like

00:24:12.150 --> 00:24:16.549
my girlfriend which it could have been on purpose

00:24:16.549 --> 00:24:18.509
because it could have been like a gaslighting

00:24:18.509 --> 00:24:23.569
moment yeah but some stuff I was just like but

00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:27.880
It was the scene with the cabin. Oh, the manager.

00:24:28.140 --> 00:24:30.980
The manager was like, okay, like his tour dates

00:24:30.980 --> 00:24:33.019
or like his press dates, press release dates

00:24:33.019 --> 00:24:36.319
or some shit. They got moved around. They added

00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:38.480
on some more dates. And then while she's on the

00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:41.480
phone with them, hey, you know, the hotel called

00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:43.960
me and said that the rooms are booked. So she

00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:47.559
ended up canceling the room while she's talking

00:24:47.559 --> 00:24:49.259
to them and was like, oh, but I booked y 'all

00:24:49.259 --> 00:24:52.819
at Airbnb. It's only one bedroom though. Perfect.

00:24:54.039 --> 00:24:56.900
So they get there, and he's sleeping on the couch,

00:24:57.019 --> 00:24:59.799
very respectful, very gentlemanly. Very nice,

00:24:59.880 --> 00:25:04.299
but no need. No need for that, baby. Especially

00:25:04.299 --> 00:25:06.359
when he's over here cooking with an apron and

00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:10.000
no shirt on. Okay, that was my question. I was

00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:13.160
patiently waiting, but I was going to ask, did

00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:17.089
that shirt come off at the kid? it did because

00:25:17.089 --> 00:25:20.109
i would download bt plus right now and it's so

00:25:20.109 --> 00:25:22.369
funny because she was like um she was like oh

00:25:22.369 --> 00:25:25.470
you're making breakfast oh did did this help

00:25:25.470 --> 00:25:29.410
she pointed it out i was like yes now that right

00:25:29.410 --> 00:25:31.809
there that's how you know they had black right

00:25:31.809 --> 00:25:33.829
wait did this help with him not having a shirt

00:25:33.829 --> 00:25:36.630
on yeah because you know that's how you know

00:25:36.630 --> 00:25:39.329
they had black writers because we gonna regardless

00:25:39.329 --> 00:25:41.769
of the situation we gonna find a moment to clown

00:25:41.769 --> 00:25:46.599
you like oh was this necessary Did this help

00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:49.400
you season the food? I want to watch it so bad.

00:25:49.539 --> 00:25:52.680
It's so good, baby. And then when he came in

00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:57.059
for that kiss and she did a little, yeah. There

00:25:57.059 --> 00:25:59.859
was one though, because of course I watched the

00:25:59.859 --> 00:26:04.480
trailer and they kissed and I was like, this

00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:06.460
is probably why I have not booked anything with

00:26:06.460 --> 00:26:10.519
a man yet. Is your father in love? Give me Mario.

00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:14.839
give me mario and that kiss gonna be really inappropriate

00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:20.000
and his acting was great yeah i'm not surprised

00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:27.759
i feel like you know no it's like i feel like

00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:31.299
he's playing himself because i do think he wants

00:26:31.299 --> 00:26:34.089
a smooth mother Oh, yeah. I think he's moved,

00:26:34.130 --> 00:26:35.910
too. Because whenever he's talking, especially

00:26:35.910 --> 00:26:38.569
when he directs to the ladies, especially on

00:26:38.569 --> 00:26:41.710
stage, he does a little thing. They do. I saw

00:26:41.710 --> 00:26:45.789
him on stage. Yeah. And I'll be like, all right.

00:26:45.990 --> 00:26:49.990
It was Mariam on here singing his ass off. And

00:26:49.990 --> 00:26:52.910
then it was a Mariam on the other end eating

00:26:52.910 --> 00:26:54.869
a watermelon. And I was like, oh. Oh, wait. You

00:26:54.869 --> 00:26:58.410
talking about at the Versus? Was you there? No.

00:26:59.009 --> 00:27:03.910
I didn't go because it was COVID. Outside. I

00:27:03.910 --> 00:27:05.950
don't even know if it was versus. Was it versus?

00:27:06.170 --> 00:27:08.470
Because Pleasure P was there and Ray J. Versus.

00:27:09.009 --> 00:27:12.150
Okay, I don't know. I was mad. I was mad. I was

00:27:12.150 --> 00:27:14.769
like, girl, I'm just happy to be here. I was

00:27:14.769 --> 00:27:16.210
like, I'm just happy to be here. With a mask

00:27:16.210 --> 00:27:19.750
on. Oh, man. I was out there with my mask on

00:27:19.750 --> 00:27:24.750
in the crowd. Hey, listen. I'm just trying to

00:27:24.750 --> 00:27:30.849
be in the video. It was good. All right. I didn't

00:27:30.849 --> 00:27:33.289
see that one. But I do a thousand percent intend

00:27:33.289 --> 00:27:38.970
to. I did almost complete the Christina Milian

00:27:38.970 --> 00:27:44.910
one. Netflix. Meet Me Next Christmas. Meet Me

00:27:44.910 --> 00:27:46.569
Next Christmas. That one lured me in. It had

00:27:46.569 --> 00:27:51.529
Koofy. I said, oh yeah, chocolate. Watching that.

00:27:51.809 --> 00:27:55.750
And then it had my guy, Zatima. I said, yes,

00:27:56.009 --> 00:28:01.119
Christina. Look. You be doing a Christmas movie.

00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:03.900
You be doing a holiday movie. Especially the

00:28:03.900 --> 00:28:08.660
one before with Cinqua. They gonna put you in

00:28:08.660 --> 00:28:12.960
a holiday movie. They always put her in the most

00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:16.460
problematic ones. Before we get on this, let's

00:28:16.460 --> 00:28:20.819
just get on the one that has Cinqua in it. You

00:28:20.819 --> 00:28:26.000
went with your ex's brother? Even after you found

00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:28.480
out, I would have been like, yo, my bad. Also,

00:28:28.890 --> 00:28:30.529
We've been dating all this time and I ain't never

00:28:30.529 --> 00:28:32.289
met your family. I ain't never met your brother.

00:28:32.690 --> 00:28:35.670
Okay. I haven't met them, but I haven't seen

00:28:35.670 --> 00:28:39.470
a picture. Hello? I don't even know what your

00:28:39.470 --> 00:28:40.950
family looks like. And then after you find out,

00:28:40.970 --> 00:28:43.589
y 'all still look... What? No. Problematic. And

00:28:43.589 --> 00:28:46.789
then this one, meet me next Christmas. Problematic.

00:28:46.890 --> 00:28:50.170
You get out of a long relationship and just because

00:28:50.170 --> 00:28:52.069
you want to feel something for the holidays,

00:28:52.190 --> 00:28:56.039
you decide to go on this whole big... extravagant

00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:59.079
adventure to find a man that you met one night?

00:29:01.299 --> 00:29:04.000
Are you mixing up the movies? No, that's what

00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:06.579
happened in Meet Me Next Christmas. She met Kofi.

00:29:06.740 --> 00:29:08.279
Oh, okay. I was thinking about the other one.

00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:11.880
Yeah, exactly. Both of them are so problematic,

00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:17.900
you can't tell the difference. And what's the

00:29:17.900 --> 00:29:26.279
relationship? What's the similarity? Chocolate

00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:30.160
sexy men. Oh, I was going to say that she's a

00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:39.500
whore. She's just in her 30s. That's enough.

00:29:41.420 --> 00:29:45.279
We connected. I think you're my husband. I'm

00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:51.099
about to find you. I love you. I enjoy what I

00:29:51.099 --> 00:29:54.710
watched of the movie. I did not watch it. Why

00:29:54.710 --> 00:29:55.690
did you stop the movie? Because I don't think

00:29:55.690 --> 00:29:58.369
you enjoyed it if you stopped it. Okay, they

00:29:58.369 --> 00:30:04.509
kind of... All right. First off, Pentatonix entered.

00:30:07.569 --> 00:30:11.170
Don't know black men like Pentatonix. I felt

00:30:11.170 --> 00:30:13.890
like this was unrealistic at the beginning. Unless

00:30:13.890 --> 00:30:17.049
you into musical theater. It's Netflix. Okay,

00:30:17.089 --> 00:30:21.349
exactly. So I was like, okay. Okay. And then...

00:30:22.380 --> 00:30:25.619
The cousin said they got to go to the drag show

00:30:25.619 --> 00:30:29.660
and win. First of all, that's where you lost

00:30:29.660 --> 00:30:33.539
me. That was a lot. He was so funny, though.

00:30:33.740 --> 00:30:40.579
He was hilarious. Y 'all doing all it is. I think

00:30:40.579 --> 00:30:42.980
that's also the problem. These Panatonic tickets

00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:47.059
that he also loves. And then Panatonic is following

00:30:47.059 --> 00:30:50.559
their story on Twitter or TikTok or I think it

00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:52.890
was Twitter or something like that. i'm like

00:30:52.890 --> 00:30:55.250
this is just a little and they redo the whole

00:30:55.250 --> 00:30:58.849
show to bring this is a little too unrealistic

00:30:58.849 --> 00:31:02.029
and that's when i was like i'm done i'm done

00:31:02.029 --> 00:31:07.970
but that brings me to my point of it's realistic

00:31:07.970 --> 00:31:12.730
i mean it's unrealistic but we eat it up when

00:31:12.730 --> 00:31:17.119
it's white characters oh I thought you were saying

00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:18.579
something else. You know, we eat it out when

00:31:18.579 --> 00:31:20.599
it's white characters, but when we put black

00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:23.180
people in moments and situations like that in

00:31:23.180 --> 00:31:27.480
those movies, it's like... Because it's me. I

00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:30.420
know how I'm going to be. I'm not going through

00:31:30.420 --> 00:31:33.119
all of this. Also, a year later, I'm not thinking

00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:35.589
about you, sir. I don't think... I don't forgot.

00:31:35.670 --> 00:31:39.890
A year later, I've been done found you on social

00:31:39.890 --> 00:31:42.269
media. And if I didn't, Jojo did and told me

00:31:42.269 --> 00:31:43.970
everything about your life. And I know where

00:31:43.970 --> 00:31:46.609
you go have coffee tomorrow. For sure. A whole

00:31:46.609 --> 00:31:50.150
year? Not gonna happen. I'm gonna eat up though.

00:31:50.990 --> 00:31:56.109
And what it does is ruins my mind. Because now

00:31:56.109 --> 00:32:01.700
I want some love shit like that. Because I'm

00:32:01.700 --> 00:32:03.519
about to buy a ticket to the next Pentatonix

00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:06.299
concert. And I haven't even seen it before. I

00:32:06.299 --> 00:32:09.019
immediately thought, oh, maybe I should get...

00:32:09.019 --> 00:32:13.079
I'm going to let you live out your moment. And

00:32:13.079 --> 00:32:15.759
I'm going to... We're going to go when we catch

00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:17.880
our flight. We're going to go into the lounge.

00:32:20.180 --> 00:32:23.180
And me and Susie, we're going to back off and

00:32:23.180 --> 00:32:26.099
let you do your thing. And talk to people? Yeah.

00:32:27.420 --> 00:32:31.079
Oh, my gosh. Oh my God. And then you gotta make

00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:35.059
a year deal with them. To come. To meet back.

00:32:36.539 --> 00:32:41.400
In a year. If we're both single. This might happen.

00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:43.220
Because with y 'all, y 'all gonna make me take

00:32:43.220 --> 00:32:46.779
shots. For sure. And at that time, anything is

00:32:46.779 --> 00:32:49.920
possible. Yeah. We might have a party in the

00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:53.839
Delta Lounge. Oh, for sure. We don't know. Because

00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:58.619
I don't go on planes sober. I do. And then I

00:32:58.619 --> 00:33:01.980
take a nap. That's dumb. But I am going to talk

00:33:01.980 --> 00:33:04.140
to everyone at the airport because I'm trying

00:33:04.140 --> 00:33:06.619
to be more social. And I'm going to record it.

00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:09.700
And I've been watching my sister and she talks

00:33:09.700 --> 00:33:14.859
to a lot of random people. Do she really? Oh,

00:33:14.980 --> 00:33:19.720
it's the worst. Oh, I see a worst. It is. I was

00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:22.539
about to say, I hate that so much. Oh my gosh.

00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:26.599
She talks to everybody. About what? Just, she

00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:30.579
just picks stuff. She'll go. And we was like,

00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:33.059
I went with her flying. And we just went to like

00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:35.380
have a drink. She went to have a drink. I had

00:33:35.380 --> 00:33:38.579
water. And then she turns to the person. Hey,

00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.440
where are you flying to? Oh my gosh, you're Delta.

00:33:40.539 --> 00:33:42.960
I'm Delta too. Oh my gosh, I've been to blah,

00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:47.819
blah, blah. What? We should make up. Yes, let

00:33:47.819 --> 00:33:49.299
me put you on a book to have a meeting. And then

00:33:49.299 --> 00:33:53.180
she actually has a meeting. No. I'm like, what?

00:33:53.619 --> 00:33:55.500
I'm never going to meet anyone at the airport.

00:33:56.479 --> 00:34:00.740
Not romantically, not friendship wise. I'm not

00:34:00.740 --> 00:34:03.180
about to talk to you until the plane come. Please

00:34:03.180 --> 00:34:06.980
don't talk to me on the flight. Please. You say

00:34:06.980 --> 00:34:09.840
that. Literally the last flight we were on together,

00:34:09.940 --> 00:34:11.679
which was our first trip, by the way, you did

00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:16.940
great. Thank you. I heard you and we weren't

00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:19.639
even sitting near each other. He talked to me.

00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:24.250
Baby, you was kiki -ing it up. I will kiki. I

00:34:24.250 --> 00:34:27.670
am the queen of kiki. I will not start. Because

00:34:27.670 --> 00:34:31.210
when I tell you I am level 12 B -I -T -C -H on

00:34:31.210 --> 00:34:34.550
a plane. I will not start the conversation. And

00:34:34.550 --> 00:34:37.750
I'm looking up too. Ain't no telling what's going

00:34:37.750 --> 00:34:39.110
to come out my mouth. You better quit talking.

00:34:39.610 --> 00:34:43.670
But sometimes I want to talk to you. I do like

00:34:43.670 --> 00:34:47.510
conversing. I just will not start it. I have

00:34:47.510 --> 00:34:51.190
the same spiel. Hey, hey y 'all. I'm about to

00:34:51.190 --> 00:34:53.050
put in my headphones. I'm going to go to sleep.

00:34:53.659 --> 00:34:55.900
Wake me up if y 'all go to the bathroom. So then

00:34:55.900 --> 00:34:58.840
I can go ahead and go to the bathroom. So I ain't

00:34:58.840 --> 00:35:01.380
got to wake y 'all up. If I sleep and they bring

00:35:01.380 --> 00:35:03.639
the snacks and drinks, don't wake me up. Take

00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:11.139
it for yourself. See you in four hours. Why?

00:35:12.699 --> 00:35:15.400
Bathroom? I don't even give them that satisfaction.

00:35:15.739 --> 00:35:20.340
If you got to go pee, go pee. If the snacks come.

00:35:20.909 --> 00:35:22.949
Get your snacks. I hate asking people to get

00:35:22.949 --> 00:35:27.449
up. Do you? Yeah. I'm not even going to hold

00:35:27.449 --> 00:35:30.510
you. I don't ask them to get up. I just climb

00:35:30.510 --> 00:35:34.429
over them. I do that to my friends. I do it to

00:35:34.429 --> 00:35:39.250
everyone. Ass in the face. Every time. When me,

00:35:39.409 --> 00:35:43.230
Susie, and Erica went to Hawaii, when I say they

00:35:43.230 --> 00:35:47.210
were knocked out, I just slid across. Every time.

00:35:47.210 --> 00:35:49.630
I slide in and slide out. Let's see how easy

00:35:49.630 --> 00:35:51.190
it's going to be for you to slide in and slide

00:35:51.190 --> 00:35:54.429
out with Suzy in the middle and me on the end.

00:35:55.849 --> 00:35:57.489
I feel like y 'all can make me pee on myself.

00:35:57.610 --> 00:36:02.670
I ain't even going to hold you. Did I get the

00:36:02.670 --> 00:36:05.449
window? I got the aisle. I got the aisle. You

00:36:05.449 --> 00:36:08.829
got the window. I didn't pick any window seats.

00:36:10.570 --> 00:36:14.369
Oh, shit. I got it then. I got all the windows.

00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:22.400
Mm -hmm. I'm bound to have to tinkle at least

00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:28.480
once. That's okay. I have a strict peeing schedule.

00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:33.280
I'll put you on. You also have no legs, so I

00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:36.179
won't have an issue climbing over you. Excuse

00:36:36.179 --> 00:36:42.219
me? Slander? Slander? It would be slander if

00:36:42.219 --> 00:36:46.019
it wasn't correct. Wow. Wait, do we have another

00:36:46.019 --> 00:36:47.300
movie? Because we're going to keep talking forever.

00:36:47.820 --> 00:36:50.559
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Moving, moving, moving.

00:36:50.860 --> 00:36:54.699
Oh, wait. Let's go back. Let's go back to Stop

00:36:54.699 --> 00:36:57.260
Me for Christmas. Okay. We haven't seen it. Okay.

00:36:57.619 --> 00:37:01.159
So, I will say what I really loved about this.

00:37:01.179 --> 00:37:08.599
Spoiler alert! I'm gonna spoil it. What I really

00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:12.420
love about this movie is that the main character

00:37:12.420 --> 00:37:21.429
was plus size and dark skin. the two quote -unquote

00:37:21.429 --> 00:37:25.510
undesirable things that they you know that hollywood

00:37:25.510 --> 00:37:29.469
claims you know that's not desirable and i don't

00:37:29.469 --> 00:37:31.869
know why they feel like plus size women can't

00:37:31.869 --> 00:37:34.409
fall or plus size men can't fall in love like

00:37:34.409 --> 00:37:40.070
oh do you notice that there's not too many rom

00:37:40.070 --> 00:37:44.650
-coms or like or or christmas that is true with

00:37:44.650 --> 00:37:48.300
like a plus size lead I have been seeing more

00:37:48.300 --> 00:37:51.360
plus size women. But do you know why though?

00:37:51.460 --> 00:37:54.019
As the romantic interest. Because the directors

00:37:54.019 --> 00:37:58.760
have been women. Is that why? Yes. I've been

00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:03.900
seeing that more. And they have been. And it's

00:38:03.900 --> 00:38:06.639
been beautiful. Skinner complexions. And it's

00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:10.760
been beautiful. Give me booty. I need to see

00:38:10.760 --> 00:38:16.019
booty on camera. But. It also just made me think.

00:38:16.380 --> 00:38:22.539
I've never seen a plus -sized man as the love

00:38:22.539 --> 00:38:28.260
interest. Oh, wow. Wait a minute. You're on to

00:38:28.260 --> 00:38:32.000
something. I've never seen a plus -sized man

00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:33.659
as a love interest in a movie. I mean, other

00:38:33.659 --> 00:38:39.860
than Nutty Professor. But he took an 90s Ozempic

00:38:39.860 --> 00:38:45.019
pill and became skinny. Okay. And then I was

00:38:45.019 --> 00:38:46.980
even thinking about the white ones. Jack Black

00:38:46.980 --> 00:38:52.260
got the holiday. Oh, fat, fat, fat, fat Sal.

00:38:52.980 --> 00:38:55.800
Well, no, it was still the woman that was big.

00:38:56.780 --> 00:39:02.159
Yeah. Yeah, there's not too many. And honestly,

00:39:02.539 --> 00:39:05.360
for real, for real, Jack Black, I mean, you would

00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:08.360
kind of call him maybe plus size because of his

00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:11.539
belly, but I mean, he's not. Yeah, not for real,

00:39:11.619 --> 00:39:14.510
for real. I'm trying to think. And I've never

00:39:14.510 --> 00:39:16.670
seen him in a love movie. I've never seen him

00:39:16.670 --> 00:39:19.190
in a movie. The Holiday. The Holiday? What's

00:39:19.190 --> 00:39:23.610
The Holiday? Oh, oh, it's lovely. Oh, it's lovely.

00:39:24.170 --> 00:39:26.469
When did it come out? Let me Google it. Long

00:39:26.469 --> 00:39:33.110
time ago. So I think it's other like across the

00:39:33.110 --> 00:39:35.769
sea over the international. When they say they're

00:39:35.769 --> 00:39:37.869
going on vacation, they go on holiday. They take

00:39:37.869 --> 00:39:43.110
a holiday. Right. Oh, I believe. dang i can't

00:39:43.110 --> 00:39:47.389
remember that came out in 06 they end up at the

00:39:47.389 --> 00:39:51.670
wrong locations holiday and then they just like

00:39:51.670 --> 00:39:54.449
fell in love with each other the different characters

00:39:54.449 --> 00:39:58.530
realistic ish oh my gosh i want it to happen

00:39:58.530 --> 00:40:02.329
but i have to go on a holiday i love that i love

00:40:02.329 --> 00:40:05.869
going on vacation meeting random people how do

00:40:05.869 --> 00:40:08.750
you love that when you don't do that i do it

00:40:08.750 --> 00:40:14.340
sometimes It depends on who I'm with. And the

00:40:14.340 --> 00:40:18.119
people that know when I go with y 'all, we be,

00:40:18.119 --> 00:40:24.760
we be finding somebody. But it's just vacation,

00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:27.820
like vacation friends. Just get a little flirty,

00:40:27.900 --> 00:40:34.659
flirty. This is not going anywhere. It was a

00:40:34.659 --> 00:40:39.119
good time. I'm not a flirter, so I don't. That

00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:43.460
was a different situation. Oh, my God. I'm not

00:40:43.460 --> 00:40:46.960
even going to get into that. Just know, it was

00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:50.960
not how Stella got her groove back. It was how

00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:53.719
Stella ran for her life. Somebody got their groove.

00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:59.460
How Stella ran for her life. Baby. I'm going

00:40:59.460 --> 00:41:01.139
to get my little flirty flirt and take my ass

00:41:01.139 --> 00:41:03.760
home because I'll be burping. Jamaica, Jamaica.

00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:08.590
It was good times. I was like, I felt very inspired

00:41:08.590 --> 00:41:12.590
after these because I love a holiday movie. I

00:41:12.590 --> 00:41:15.070
know how it's going to end. I started rewriting

00:41:15.070 --> 00:41:17.969
my holiday movie. Let's see how long it takes

00:41:17.969 --> 00:41:21.929
me to finish that. I don't know why you just

00:41:21.929 --> 00:41:26.210
don't. It's the stuff that you write. Just pitch

00:41:26.210 --> 00:41:28.809
it. Like, it really be good stuff. You be in

00:41:28.809 --> 00:41:32.300
your head a lot. That's why. like temp to hire

00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:36.840
i'm putting it out there she got a um a comedy

00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:42.280
sitcom called temp to hire tamika hill original

00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:45.719
what's up oh working on it working on it i don't

00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:48.159
know i just i'm a perfectionist i feel like it

00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:50.639
has to be perfect no such thing as perfection

00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:54.079
i know everything that gets picked up is imperfect

00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:58.980
yeah it's a progress and then it comes up the

00:41:58.980 --> 00:42:01.880
people who are paid the big bucks are the ones

00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:05.079
that should make it perfect or the standard or

00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:08.840
television standard that's not our job our job

00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.860
is to bring the idea and try to plug into the

00:42:11.860 --> 00:42:15.159
contracts that we get a role okay speaking on

00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:18.159
this already as we go into the new year as i

00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:21.340
become a um well i'm already a year older but

00:42:21.340 --> 00:42:25.099
as i go into my next year of life i need to get

00:42:25.099 --> 00:42:31.559
my My TV show finished and out there. I have

00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:35.340
a second pitch for a revamp type of that TV show,

00:42:35.420 --> 00:42:39.420
which I need at least the trailer done. I do

00:42:39.420 --> 00:42:42.980
still want to record my song, but I need to find

00:42:42.980 --> 00:42:46.639
it. Rerecord it or are you just going to get

00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:51.039
it? I need to rerecord it. I need to get with

00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:57.579
somebody that knows how to read minds. And I

00:42:57.579 --> 00:42:59.880
feel like there's someone out there that I'm

00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:01.980
going to be like, okay, this is the song. Can

00:43:01.980 --> 00:43:03.840
you hear the music behind it? And they're going

00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:05.159
to be like, I know exactly what you're looking

00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:10.239
for. I know there's people like that. Okay. So,

00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:15.420
boom. I need that song. And then my other show

00:43:15.420 --> 00:43:19.420
that is not for us to discuss. Okay. New Year's

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:23.019
resolution. I can't even say that. It's just

00:43:23.019 --> 00:43:28.510
35, baby. I have one. And that is to quit my

00:43:28.510 --> 00:43:34.710
9 to 5. Quit my 9 to 5 and be a consistently

00:43:34.710 --> 00:43:41.929
working actress. If my shows are out there, win

00:43:41.929 --> 00:43:50.070
-win. You trying to be the Googler to my B. Jordan?

00:43:50.989 --> 00:43:59.090
Yeah. Except I'm being there too. But yes. Partner

00:43:59.090 --> 00:44:02.789
up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need that. We need to

00:44:02.789 --> 00:44:10.789
be networking across and by across. Across. Because

00:44:10.789 --> 00:44:15.469
clearly this is consistent. Our relationship.

00:44:15.989 --> 00:44:20.210
Baby, listen. Look. And we do. But yeah. These

00:44:20.210 --> 00:44:23.929
holiday movies, I'm like. I could do this. I

00:44:23.929 --> 00:44:25.530
could write this. I could act in this. I could

00:44:25.530 --> 00:44:27.489
produce this. I could direct this. I would love

00:44:27.489 --> 00:44:29.610
to be in a holiday movie. I need to get this.

00:44:30.190 --> 00:44:34.530
I've seen what you look like in love on the screen.

00:44:35.449 --> 00:44:40.510
It's real realistic and inspirational. Oh, you

00:44:40.510 --> 00:44:43.969
talking about the project I did? I'm like, where

00:44:43.969 --> 00:44:48.750
you see that at? I got real disgusted real quick.

00:44:48.809 --> 00:44:54.449
That's crazy. Love. Oh, gross. My man went somewhere

00:44:54.449 --> 00:45:01.090
else. I was like, what? Different page. It's

00:45:01.090 --> 00:45:03.530
a different page. Yeah, you know, she cute over

00:45:03.530 --> 00:45:06.809
that little college boo thing, you know? Yeah,

00:45:06.829 --> 00:45:09.650
you look like it. Oh my gosh, I could see you

00:45:09.650 --> 00:45:14.369
in a back up in college. Especially with that

00:45:14.369 --> 00:45:17.989
hair. Oh, my hair was longer than this in college.

00:45:18.869 --> 00:45:22.920
Oh, you know, okay, I know your story. It's going

00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:29.159
to be on beauty. So it's a girl. Anybody takes

00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:33.739
this. It was from me. It could be to be too.

00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:39.300
So it's a girl in college. She loses her scholarship

00:45:39.300 --> 00:45:43.079
and she's trying to take it. It's already out

00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:45.610
there, but continue. She's going to school. She's

00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:48.630
going to school for business. And she, you know,

00:45:48.670 --> 00:45:49.969
she went through some stuff because everybody

00:45:49.969 --> 00:45:53.090
got to go through some stuff. Of course. I'm

00:45:53.090 --> 00:45:56.389
going to say her mom and dad. Of course. Yeah,

00:45:56.449 --> 00:45:59.210
yeah, yeah. So her mom was off of the books.

00:45:59.289 --> 00:46:01.070
So that's why she lost her academic scholarship

00:46:01.070 --> 00:46:02.829
because she's smart as fuck. So she's like, all

00:46:02.829 --> 00:46:04.869
right, well, I got to make my way through. I

00:46:04.869 --> 00:46:07.929
love hair. I'm going to be making wigs. And everybody

00:46:07.929 --> 00:46:09.949
knows her. And didn't you say about the hair

00:46:09.949 --> 00:46:13.860
salon? That's why I said it's on BET. this is

00:46:13.860 --> 00:46:16.699
sounding real realistic all right so she everybody

00:46:16.699 --> 00:46:18.960
knows her for making wigs so then her homegirl

00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:21.500
was like you need to be selling these wigs so

00:46:21.500 --> 00:46:22.980
she's like all right i'm gonna start selling

00:46:22.980 --> 00:46:25.340
them booming business she's already going to

00:46:25.340 --> 00:46:27.940
school for a business major but in the midst

00:46:27.940 --> 00:46:29.940
of that she realized like why do i need to have

00:46:29.940 --> 00:46:33.380
this european hair to be on this high standard

00:46:33.380 --> 00:46:35.980
or whatever whatever because everybody know her

00:46:35.980 --> 00:46:40.380
with the wig so she starts to embrace her natural

00:46:40.380 --> 00:46:45.219
period And she's still making wigs though. But

00:46:45.219 --> 00:46:50.880
now she expanded to pinky curly. And it's big.

00:46:51.380 --> 00:46:56.219
And she has her business. She's an influencer.

00:46:56.519 --> 00:47:02.619
She has the wigs. But then she also gives back

00:47:02.619 --> 00:47:06.820
and she makes wigs for women with alopecia and

00:47:06.820 --> 00:47:14.719
leukemia. By the way, Clock it. I'm so good.

00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:18.420
Clock it. Sometimes I'm so good with this. Oh

00:47:18.420 --> 00:47:20.900
my gosh, that movie has everything you need.

00:47:21.019 --> 00:47:24.079
I'm going to cry. I'm almost going to cry. You

00:47:24.079 --> 00:47:26.739
should cry because that's like six movies that's

00:47:26.739 --> 00:47:28.739
already out there like that, but yours is better.

00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:32.000
Put it all together and you delete it. Yeah.

00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:39.079
oh my gosh it's so good wait wait wait and then

00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:40.639
it says see this how you meet your love interest

00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:42.260
because you always got to meet your love interest

00:47:42.260 --> 00:47:46.860
of course you're rushing to class and you fall

00:47:46.860 --> 00:47:50.280
you fall and your wig fall you fail and your

00:47:50.280 --> 00:47:54.179
wig fell off and it's like super embarrassing

00:47:54.179 --> 00:47:58.139
but this tall six five man come because he playing

00:47:58.139 --> 00:47:59.980
basketball with his homies and he help you up

00:47:59.980 --> 00:48:01.989
and he's like For real, for real. Like, you don't

00:48:01.989 --> 00:48:04.269
even need that. You look fine. Describe him again.

00:48:04.730 --> 00:48:08.329
He's six for half. Yeah. Believable. Yeah. Comes

00:48:08.329 --> 00:48:10.429
from the basketball court. And he helping you

00:48:10.429 --> 00:48:11.869
up. Get your stuff. And he's like, you know what?

00:48:11.869 --> 00:48:14.469
Baby, you should have led with that. Yeah. I

00:48:14.469 --> 00:48:16.809
had to put that in there for you. You should

00:48:16.809 --> 00:48:19.110
have led with that. I put that in there. That's

00:48:19.110 --> 00:48:21.949
where the unrealistic part comes in. Another

00:48:21.949 --> 00:48:24.730
one. He got to have muscles. Because this is

00:48:24.730 --> 00:48:28.530
BET. He got a six pack. He's obviously not college

00:48:28.530 --> 00:48:32.570
age. But we going to keep him in there. You're

00:48:32.570 --> 00:48:34.909
going to have a 5 o 'clock chat. Like the wig

00:48:34.909 --> 00:48:38.570
fall and he grab your face when you're getting

00:48:38.570 --> 00:48:42.949
up. With my wig cap on? No, you ain't got no

00:48:42.949 --> 00:48:46.070
wig cap on. You so embarrassed. You just got

00:48:46.070 --> 00:48:49.369
some straight backs. Oh, that's even worse than

00:48:49.369 --> 00:48:52.710
the wig get. Yeah. But he's like, you know what?

00:48:52.750 --> 00:48:55.610
I don't even know why you need that. You're beautiful.

00:48:55.730 --> 00:48:57.309
And then he compliments you on your chocolates.

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Then I got to say something smart like, yeah,

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I know. Get off me. Yeah, but you also know that

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you got straight. Oh, yes. And that's how you

00:49:11.909 --> 00:49:22.250
found out like you the one. Oh, my gosh. This

00:49:22.250 --> 00:49:27.349
is so good. I need to watch this tomorrow. Oh,

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my God. If anyone is interested in partnering

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on making this movie. And I'm your homegirl to

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be in the dorm that you try all the wigs on.

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Because I got locks. And I need a wig. Oh, my.

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You put on a fashion show with your wigs at the

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BSU? Are you crying? This is so good. You gotta

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write this. You gotta write it. Oh my gosh, Kay.

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I'm gonna have to watch this episode because

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I forget everything I just said. Woo! That was

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a rollercoaster. Are you implying that you don't

00:50:17.329 --> 00:50:19.349
watch our episodes? Yeah, but I'm gonna have

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to watch this one to take notes. Oh, man. That's

00:50:24.250 --> 00:50:27.159
about to be good as fuck. All right. On that

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note, y 'all, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year,

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all that jazz. Time for JoJo's unpopular opinion.

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She got her hair done. Yeah, yeah. I never did

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this. Okay, so unpopular opinion. Very unpopular

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because people yelled at me when I said this.

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What? I think that it is strange when you were

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on a date, you were sitting beside your date

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instead of across. It's very strange. Oh, I think

00:51:06.619 --> 00:51:09.880
that's a popular one. Why are we sitting beside

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each other? Is this a first date? No. I see couples

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that's been together for years still do this.

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People on first dates do it. Like, it's weird.

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Why are we beside each other? There's a whole

00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:24.539
seat over here. Especially in the booth. Are

00:51:24.539 --> 00:51:30.559
we waiting on somebody? Get in front of me. Because

00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:32.559
now my neck hurt because I got to keep doing

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this. For once, I agree with you. And then we

00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:37.699
bumping into each other trying to eat. Move out

00:51:37.699 --> 00:51:44.800
my way. And that's all I got for today's episode.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so

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much for listening. And we will catch you on

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the next episode of Are We Cancelled Yet? Bye.

00:51:59.019 --> 00:52:01.139
I'm going to keep saying bye until I find the

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stop recording button. Where's the stop recording?

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Okay. Bye for real. Ah, shit. Okay, bye for real.
