Hey, hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the
official Are We Cancelled Yet podcast with your
host, Jojo. Oh, she gave a little. You heard
that. Wait a minute. I'm gonna call you out a
minute. And your girl Tamika, aka Encore, aka
Meek Meek, aka Work in Progress, aka Birthday
Girl, because somebody's birthday. Okay, before
we get on that note, thank you. But also, it
has been brought to my attention that I have
been looking a mess. This comes from a viewer,
Sade, I hope that you're looking. I'm a thousand
percent aware. I am in transition for my birthday.
Wait. Not be seeing this hair. Not your shorty
say you looking a mess on camera. Was like, are
you going to do your hair before you? look going
blonde is a task but i promise you next time
you see me you're gonna be seeing a bad bitch
okay leave it to a true home girl you're gonna
be bruh i was like what you noticed to keep you
humble and i noticed i've also been told to stop
wearing hoodies i cannot promise that Who else
told you to stop wearing hoodies besides me?
Look, I've been getting criticized. You know
what? Did I tell you to stop wearing a hoodie?
No. You never told me that, but it's why I wanted
one. Oh, I was about to say, but now I know you've
been talking shit about me. No, I would never
do that. I like to talk shit in front of your
face because I like to see your reaction. That's
true. It's disrespectful. The look of disrespect.
That's what I'm giving. But. Through all the
criticism, face card never declines, baby. Period.
So I will be here taping, but I will take your
comments in consideration. And by consideration.
Listen, on a more positive note, my girl sung
her intro, and I feel like it's because she's
looking extra luscious. Baby, wait a minute.
Come on. Shout out to our sponsor, Not So Sponsor.
Let's go ahead and give them a shout -out, a
brief moment of recognition. Now, back to my
hair. That is not from a sponsor, but I'll touch.
Oh, cute hair, baby. Okay? Getting to this V
-part wig with minimal leave -outs. You know
what I'm saying? It's looking real natural, honey.
Kinky straight. I'm feeling a little bitty, bitty,
bumba. I even got all my earrings that my girl
got me from Cartagena. Oh my gosh. Those are
gorge. Let me see again. I love that because
I've never gotten anything from Cartagena. I
don't think you've asked. Every time somebody
goes somewhere, I ask for something. That is
true. Yeah. That is true. Those mouths don't
get fed, honey. I won't be asking because I myself
will be in Cartagena here soon. Yeah, you will.
Like my own earrings. Yeah, you will. I'm not
going to say what I'm bringing back. I'm not
going to say who I'm leaving. In customs. You
think it's going to be in my bag. I'm not bringing
one. Susie's bag. now I'm going to put everything
in Susie's bag and again Susie you better be
listening I'm a thousand percent sure she does
so if you do get caught you brought this on yourself
I feel like every episode we just going to continue
to shout people out because I know it's a couple
people Again, that said, you should do a podcast.
You and JoJo should do a podcast together. And
we did. We did. And where you at? Because I checked
and none of y 'all, one of our eight followers.
We got eight now? Not one of y 'all is one of
our seven followers. Somebody get subscribed.
Oh my gosh. Okay, okay. So our topic as we ramp
up the holiday season, some Christmas movies.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm way behind. I'm not. I
need to watch every movie on BET. I started back
in October, gang gang. I started with these three
and a half. So yeah, I got some making up to
do. And I'm going to do it. Because there was
a few that I saw on BET. And I was like, oh.
Oh, wait. Or was it Lifetime? Probably both.
It's something with Tank. Because Hallmark got
some good stuff out, too. But it was something
with Tank. Commercial came up. I don't know.
Yeah, buddy. I don't know what network. I didn't
see that. It was also something. Let me find
it and jot it down for Friday's event. This trailer
had the worst acting I've ever seen in my life.
Okay. No, no, no. I'm going to say about it.
Tell me about it. It had Danny Lay, an old boy
from All the Queen's Men. All the Queen's Men.
The one is the old girl from Sisters. Yes. They
came out last year. I just saw the commercial
and they was running and they were tired. It's
so good. how do you not act how do you fail at
acting tired when you could just run and be tired
it's so good i love it was only a short bit of
the trailer do i want to watch it yes but i was
like oh it makes me so angry i'm not in my way
you know what you know what really makes me angry
what i'm not gonna call out specifics but just
piggybacking on that particular movie how they
are getting musicians And putting them in lead
roles? I, from a professional standpoint, upset.
But from a just... No, not even marketing, just
personal. She just went through a lot with my
guy. And she needed something. Music. Yeah, but
it was probably, you know, it was messy. yeah
but i got her in a whatever i like danny so i
didn't get it i mean i like her but i can only
be so jealous because i didn't get it but at
first i thought you were talking about me and
my timeliness but you weren't that makes me happy
no i don't feel like talking shit i feel like
i talked shit enough about how late you were
and how you need an assistant One day. One day
when we get a sponsor? As soon as I get a sponsor,
all that money will go to assistance slash social
media. Oh, yeah. Heavy on the social media because
baby listen. It's going to go to that. I'm tired.
I'm tired. Okay. Let's get into these movies.
Okay. I want to start off because you gave me
a list. Yes. And I started with Sam to Camp.
because that's what I had access to but those
of you who haven't watched it it's a documentary
on max yes and immediately I thought what the
fuck is this it's a documentary and I got real
pissed it's so good and then I started watching
it and I said oh what joy does this bring me
it's so good also it never dawned on me that
people had an issue with santa being different
nationalities why oh for sure why or i mean because
they because they got coca -cola santa in their
mind they were like okay so first spoiler alert
this is about expanding the range of santas because
santa can be any nationality and everyone should
feel like they can go to a santa and be like
damn i look like you I might fuck with you a
little bit more than a white Santa, which was
presented by Coca -Cola to sell Coca -Cola. And
they did a great job. So now they have made this
camp. That you can go and learn to be Santa.
And there's fundamentals. And then Mrs. Santa.
And now the new generation is like, what? I'm
not about to be Mrs. Santa. Just over here backing
up my mans. Because I'm a boss myself. And everybody
needs to know. So we want somebody to come out.
Know that there's equal pay for Santa and his
head. Because I'm bringing a lot to the table.
And I was like, okay. the way they was talking
like the packages the difference between the
packages between taking a picture with Santa
and then taking a picture with Santa and Mrs.
Claus like it's a 50 cent difference he was trying
to be funny but my girl clocked him she looked
at him and she was like anyway yeah yeah yeah
yeah so I was like this is cute as fuck the black
Santa The situation pissed me off, but he came
to the plate and I loved it. And his decorations
were fire. They were fire. First of all, I don't
understand why people have, if this is my house
and I decorate my house for the holidays, why
do you have an issue with it? And then you're
going to send a threatening note? The least you
could do is put a return address because... We
need to have a conversation. But it sound like
it was written to Santa. Like, first off, you
grown. The first thing I thought, I was like,
is this another Santa sending it to him? Or,
are you upset because you want to be Santa? I
don't know. But in the beginning, when it had
the Santas and they were sitting down eating
lunch and he was like, well, Santa is white.
We don't need to explain. I was like, You said
this on camera? What? Oh, wait. I just thought
about it. What? The Santa. The disabled Santa?
Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. When I say that was
the best. And he had his parade. Oh, my gosh.
I'm not going to hold you. When it got to the
parade, I lost it. I might have cried. I was
in here when I said. Oh my gosh. He did so good.
He was so good. And that was the only thing he
ever wanted in life was to be Santa. Oh my gosh.
And the mom was so happy. He was crying. The
sister was crying. I was crying. The fact that
he had to go to Santa's camp and get certified
and get probably some publicity behind him to
be able to be Santa in the parade pissed me off.
Because you shouldn't have to go through all
of that. um but everybody in the town but i'm
glad he got they carrying him they they had no
i think they uh it would look like it was just
a regular float and you know how that you guide
the float okay yeah i think there was just god
in the float like how um how they normally do
at the parades but it was and i love it i totally
want to see that santa it was so beautiful it
was such a good documentary my birthday's coming
up if someone would like to send me to santa
camp I would go. I would go a thousand percent.
Yes. What are you going to do at Santa Camp,
baby? I'm going to learn to be Mrs. Santa. When
I'm married and retire or a house mom, I'll probably
be Mrs. Santa at the mall for Christmas every
year. Speaking of that, I highly, highly recommend
Santa Camp if you're still in the holiday spirit
and you want your belly tickled a little bit
and your heartstrings pulled on and a good cry.
It's good stuff. And a good yelling at the TV
because it's going to piss you out. It has its
ups and downs. Baby, listen. I loved the transgender
Santa. Because everyone deserves representation.
Yeah. I'm not going to lie. It didn't hit me
as hard because I don't identify as those things.
The black one hit me. The disabled one hit me.
I've been in healthcare for a long time. But
I do love that there's representation. Everyone
should have representation. It shouldn't be an
issue. And for those people to come and boycott.
When they were calling and threatening. now that
that was crazy and they're like we didn't even
put the address out there we just went to people
that are in our community and letting them know
hey we have someone here for you too fire but
for y 'all to find out where it's at who was
the mole because somebody told I don't know but
it was also so crazy to me well it's not crazy
to me but it still um it still shocks me that
uh you know when they were talking um about you
know having a representation for a trans santa
they was like you know there's trans children
out there and i'm like trans children because
most of the time children that go see santa claus
are like kids kids like yeah like eight and under
yeah i see them on there that young there was
some like pre -teen I could, I could see that
preteen because you're still trying to, you're
trying to get to know yourself. You're having
these feelings. You don't know how to decipher
your feelings a little bit, but I can get that
for the, you know, for the preteens and stuff
like that. But for the kids, kids, you know,
yeah, not my lane. I ain't going to speak on
it. Yeah. The whole point is preserving your
innocence and we should be doing that for our
children. I loved it. Love, love, love. Side
note, as soon as I get my hair done, I'm going
to take a picture with Black Santa at Crenshaw
Mall and I'll sit on his lap. Oh, should we do,
are we canceled yet? A photo op? Yes! Yes! Let's
do it! Oh, I love this. Should we do it this
weekend? Yes. And I got my... Oh, should we dress
up like Mrs. Claus? That's doing too much. Never
mind. Because he going to have two Mrs. Claus.
Santa Claus going to the ghetto. Everyone deserves
representation. And that's Santa. Shout out to
Ne -Yo if you looking for some people to be in
your music video. I thought you was about to
say something else. No, thank you. Also, I don't
get down with sharing juices, but that's another
conversation for another time. Any kind. If you
need another one. No, thank you. Look, I just.
Neo doesn't meet my requirements. Oh my gosh.
At all. Next movie. Next movie. Okay. A Very
Merry Beauty Salon on Lifetime with my girl Tia
Marie. Immediately. I saw the leads and I said
yes. Yes. I know where this is going to go. I
push play. Sister, sister. And I was like, yes.
You're going to fall in love. I already know
everything that's going to happen. And I'm going
to watch it. It was already there. It was already
there. I ain't going to hold you. He been fine
forever. But it was some lines in there. I was
just like. Wait. Which one? Which one? All right.
The last speech, when he was talking about the
vines. Oh, when he was talking about how his
granddaddy. Yes, and he was talking about her,
and I was like. That was sexy. No. Wait, this
is how I be for real when I'm watching it, and
it be like. Not you be blushing like, oh, my
God, I can't believe he said that. That's how
I am in real life, too. That's why dates be horrible.
So. And then there was another line. I was like,
dang, I should write this down. Bro, why are
you going to write it down? You're going to go
on a date and be like, hey, say this. I'm going
to come back like, JoJo, I'm in love. I'm in
love. He's a poet. I wrote down everything he
should say and he said it. Verbatim. I love him.
No. Oh, man. Wait. They were on a date. And he
was doing the tasting. Now you know that got
me. Right there, I was like, have his baby. He
was like, I love wine. And I do too. And I love
you. And I love you. And I love you. I love him.
I feel like this is like the fifth movie I done
saw with her and they said she can't dance in
it. I feel like that's an ongoing thing. I also
could be making this up. I could be making it
up. You might be thinking of her sister because
her sister's in a couple. And they're like, you
can't dance. And they just like, that's an ongoing
joke. Yeah. So now I just know neither of them
can dance. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We cleared that
out. But it was destined to be great. Put them
two in it. But wait, did you see and only the
Sista Sista people will catch this when they
were dancing at the end? When they was at the
ball, they was at the ball and then her best
friend moved out the way, you know, they was
dancing. And then when they, when they put like
the up tempo music on, they did the Sista Sista
bounce. Oh, I didn't pay attention. Oh my God.
You got to watch it again. You got to watch it
again to that moment. As soon as I saw it, I
was like, nostalgia. Dang. Episode where Tyreek,
Tia, and then the other one, the other chocolate
one, when they went out to the club and they
weren't supposed to go and they went to a club.
Oh, man. I got to see it. I got to see. I love
when they do stuff like that. So cute. I love
it so much. Then Shorty came home from the army.
Oh, that was such a good moment. All right, tear.
I knew he was going to come, but. I knew he was
going to come. And then, old girl with the past,
and she's giving Shorty a chance. Like. I love
her name. I can't think of her name. I know she's
a comedian, but she has really been getting into
her acting bag, and she is. And she's doing a
good job. Doing a really good job. This is what
I noticed, though. what this could segue us into
the next movie that i will be honest i did not
watch but i very much so want to watch it you
started watching it though not that one her name
is coco brown coco brown let me tell you christmas
movies or love move no i'm gonna stick with holiday
movies with black people why are you in the hair
salon all the time y 'all always in the hair
business you pick up that you want to know why
yes Because the Christmas movies, most of them,
like Lifetime, for example, are ran by white
people. White people already have a perception
of black people. And it's hair, nails, ghetto.
And they want to make it love. Yeah. Like, they're
business owners. I love that. But everybody trying
to make a conditioner or own a salon or something?
We can do more. We can definitely do that. We
kill that industry, but we can do more. And that's
why I said that reminds me of the movie that
I didn't watch that I very much so want to watch
that, okay, tell me if I'm wrong because I just
did a rant through with my girlfriend. Mario.
Are you talking about Style Me for Christmas?
Yes. Oh. All I know is this is what I heard and
then I'm watching. Mario is a cheater. That's
how my girlfriend told me. My girlfriend is a
cheater. Now, okay. Oh, girl. And he's a pop
star. So his manager put some shit together to
make it feel like, oh, okay. Y 'all falling in
love because the public really not fucking with
you. And she probably like plus size. And they're
going to be like, oh, we mess with him. Okay.
Girlfriend. the ex -girlfriend coming to picture
but mario really feeling her like oh my gosh
i don't know if he embarrassed or something or
he get back with his ex i don't know who cheated
on who but she called him a cheater so i'm assuming
he cheated on well i will say they weren't technically
together yet she brought him on as a stylist
or she brought the manager brought raven goodwin's
character on as the stylist because he needed
an image and what she wanted them to do she wanted
him to like fake you know fall for her but they
weren't together when he was messing back with
his ex yeah and it honestly i hate to say this
it's a bet movie so some stuff just don't make
sense with the time because later on when they
get to like a fashion show or something he's
like oh yeah you know my girlfriend designed
this and i'm like and it never solidified like
the relationship never solidified like y 'all
are leading or y 'all are dating it really solidified
as if you know we're still feeling things out
but this is still a professional relationship
that all of a sudden boom on camera he's like
my girlfriend which it could have been on purpose
because it could have been like a gaslighting
moment yeah but some stuff I was just like but
It was the scene with the cabin. Oh, the manager.
The manager was like, okay, like his tour dates
or like his press dates, press release dates
or some shit. They got moved around. They added
on some more dates. And then while she's on the
phone with them, hey, you know, the hotel called
me and said that the rooms are booked. So she
ended up canceling the room while she's talking
to them and was like, oh, but I booked y 'all
at Airbnb. It's only one bedroom though. Perfect.
So they get there, and he's sleeping on the couch,
very respectful, very gentlemanly. Very nice,
but no need. No need for that, baby. Especially
when he's over here cooking with an apron and
no shirt on. Okay, that was my question. I was
patiently waiting, but I was going to ask, did
that shirt come off at the kid? it did because
i would download bt plus right now and it's so
funny because she was like um she was like oh
you're making breakfast oh did did this help
she pointed it out i was like yes now that right
there that's how you know they had black right
wait did this help with him not having a shirt
on yeah because you know that's how you know
they had black writers because we gonna regardless
of the situation we gonna find a moment to clown
you like oh was this necessary Did this help
you season the food? I want to watch it so bad.
It's so good, baby. And then when he came in
for that kiss and she did a little, yeah. There
was one though, because of course I watched the
trailer and they kissed and I was like, this
is probably why I have not booked anything with
a man yet. Is your father in love? Give me Mario.
give me mario and that kiss gonna be really inappropriate
and his acting was great yeah i'm not surprised
i feel like you know no it's like i feel like
he's playing himself because i do think he wants
a smooth mother Oh, yeah. I think he's moved,
too. Because whenever he's talking, especially
when he directs to the ladies, especially on
stage, he does a little thing. They do. I saw
him on stage. Yeah. And I'll be like, all right.
It was Mariam on here singing his ass off. And
then it was a Mariam on the other end eating
a watermelon. And I was like, oh. Oh, wait. You
talking about at the Versus? Was you there? No.
I didn't go because it was COVID. Outside. I
don't even know if it was versus. Was it versus?
Because Pleasure P was there and Ray J. Versus.
Okay, I don't know. I was mad. I was mad. I was
like, girl, I'm just happy to be here. I was
like, I'm just happy to be here. With a mask
on. Oh, man. I was out there with my mask on
in the crowd. Hey, listen. I'm just trying to
be in the video. It was good. All right. I didn't
see that one. But I do a thousand percent intend
to. I did almost complete the Christina Milian
one. Netflix. Meet Me Next Christmas. Meet Me
Next Christmas. That one lured me in. It had
Koofy. I said, oh yeah, chocolate. Watching that.
And then it had my guy, Zatima. I said, yes,
Christina. Look. You be doing a Christmas movie.
You be doing a holiday movie. Especially the
one before with Cinqua. They gonna put you in
a holiday movie. They always put her in the most
problematic ones. Before we get on this, let's
just get on the one that has Cinqua in it. You
went with your ex's brother? Even after you found
out, I would have been like, yo, my bad. Also,
We've been dating all this time and I ain't never
met your family. I ain't never met your brother.
Okay. I haven't met them, but I haven't seen
a picture. Hello? I don't even know what your
family looks like. And then after you find out,
y 'all still look... What? No. Problematic. And
then this one, meet me next Christmas. Problematic.
You get out of a long relationship and just because
you want to feel something for the holidays,
you decide to go on this whole big... extravagant
adventure to find a man that you met one night?
Are you mixing up the movies? No, that's what
happened in Meet Me Next Christmas. She met Kofi.
Oh, okay. I was thinking about the other one.
Yeah, exactly. Both of them are so problematic,
you can't tell the difference. And what's the
relationship? What's the similarity? Chocolate
sexy men. Oh, I was going to say that she's a
whore. She's just in her 30s. That's enough.
We connected. I think you're my husband. I'm
about to find you. I love you. I enjoy what I
watched of the movie. I did not watch it. Why
did you stop the movie? Because I don't think
you enjoyed it if you stopped it. Okay, they
kind of... All right. First off, Pentatonix entered.
Don't know black men like Pentatonix. I felt
like this was unrealistic at the beginning. Unless
you into musical theater. It's Netflix. Okay,
exactly. So I was like, okay. Okay. And then...
The cousin said they got to go to the drag show
and win. First of all, that's where you lost
me. That was a lot. He was so funny, though.
He was hilarious. Y 'all doing all it is. I think
that's also the problem. These Panatonic tickets
that he also loves. And then Panatonic is following
their story on Twitter or TikTok or I think it
was Twitter or something like that. i'm like
this is just a little and they redo the whole
show to bring this is a little too unrealistic
and that's when i was like i'm done i'm done
but that brings me to my point of it's realistic
i mean it's unrealistic but we eat it up when
it's white characters oh I thought you were saying
something else. You know, we eat it out when
it's white characters, but when we put black
people in moments and situations like that in
those movies, it's like... Because it's me. I
know how I'm going to be. I'm not going through
all of this. Also, a year later, I'm not thinking
about you, sir. I don't think... I don't forgot.
A year later, I've been done found you on social
media. And if I didn't, Jojo did and told me
everything about your life. And I know where
you go have coffee tomorrow. For sure. A whole
year? Not gonna happen. I'm gonna eat up though.
And what it does is ruins my mind. Because now
I want some love shit like that. Because I'm
about to buy a ticket to the next Pentatonix
concert. And I haven't even seen it before. I
immediately thought, oh, maybe I should get...
I'm going to let you live out your moment. And
I'm going to... We're going to go when we catch
our flight. We're going to go into the lounge.
And me and Susie, we're going to back off and
let you do your thing. And talk to people? Yeah.
Oh, my gosh. Oh my God. And then you gotta make
a year deal with them. To come. To meet back.
In a year. If we're both single. This might happen.
Because with y 'all, y 'all gonna make me take
shots. For sure. And at that time, anything is
possible. Yeah. We might have a party in the
Delta Lounge. Oh, for sure. We don't know. Because
I don't go on planes sober. I do. And then I
take a nap. That's dumb. But I am going to talk
to everyone at the airport because I'm trying
to be more social. And I'm going to record it.
And I've been watching my sister and she talks
to a lot of random people. Do she really? Oh,
it's the worst. Oh, I see a worst. It is. I was
about to say, I hate that so much. Oh my gosh.
She talks to everybody. About what? Just, she
just picks stuff. She'll go. And we was like,
I went with her flying. And we just went to like
have a drink. She went to have a drink. I had
water. And then she turns to the person. Hey,
where are you flying to? Oh my gosh, you're Delta.
I'm Delta too. Oh my gosh, I've been to blah,
blah, blah. What? We should make up. Yes, let
me put you on a book to have a meeting. And then
she actually has a meeting. No. I'm like, what?
I'm never going to meet anyone at the airport.
Not romantically, not friendship wise. I'm not
about to talk to you until the plane come. Please
don't talk to me on the flight. Please. You say
that. Literally the last flight we were on together,
which was our first trip, by the way, you did
great. Thank you. I heard you and we weren't
even sitting near each other. He talked to me.
Baby, you was kiki -ing it up. I will kiki. I
am the queen of kiki. I will not start. Because
when I tell you I am level 12 B -I -T -C -H on
a plane. I will not start the conversation. And
I'm looking up too. Ain't no telling what's going
to come out my mouth. You better quit talking.
But sometimes I want to talk to you. I do like
conversing. I just will not start it. I have
the same spiel. Hey, hey y 'all. I'm about to
put in my headphones. I'm going to go to sleep.
Wake me up if y 'all go to the bathroom. So then
I can go ahead and go to the bathroom. So I ain't
got to wake y 'all up. If I sleep and they bring
the snacks and drinks, don't wake me up. Take
it for yourself. See you in four hours. Why?
Bathroom? I don't even give them that satisfaction.
If you got to go pee, go pee. If the snacks come.
Get your snacks. I hate asking people to get
up. Do you? Yeah. I'm not even going to hold
you. I don't ask them to get up. I just climb
over them. I do that to my friends. I do it to
everyone. Ass in the face. Every time. When me,
Susie, and Erica went to Hawaii, when I say they
were knocked out, I just slid across. Every time.
I slide in and slide out. Let's see how easy
it's going to be for you to slide in and slide
out with Suzy in the middle and me on the end.
I feel like y 'all can make me pee on myself.
I ain't even going to hold you. Did I get the
window? I got the aisle. I got the aisle. You
got the window. I didn't pick any window seats.
Oh, shit. I got it then. I got all the windows.
Mm -hmm. I'm bound to have to tinkle at least
once. That's okay. I have a strict peeing schedule.
I'll put you on. You also have no legs, so I
won't have an issue climbing over you. Excuse
me? Slander? Slander? It would be slander if
it wasn't correct. Wow. Wait, do we have another
movie? Because we're going to keep talking forever.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Moving, moving, moving.
Oh, wait. Let's go back. Let's go back to Stop
Me for Christmas. Okay. We haven't seen it. Okay.
So, I will say what I really loved about this.
Spoiler alert! I'm gonna spoil it. What I really
love about this movie is that the main character
was plus size and dark skin. the two quote -unquote
undesirable things that they you know that hollywood
claims you know that's not desirable and i don't
know why they feel like plus size women can't
fall or plus size men can't fall in love like
oh do you notice that there's not too many rom
-coms or like or or christmas that is true with
like a plus size lead I have been seeing more
plus size women. But do you know why though?
As the romantic interest. Because the directors
have been women. Is that why? Yes. I've been
seeing that more. And they have been. And it's
been beautiful. Skinner complexions. And it's
been beautiful. Give me booty. I need to see
booty on camera. But. It also just made me think.
I've never seen a plus -sized man as the love
interest. Oh, wow. Wait a minute. You're on to
something. I've never seen a plus -sized man
as a love interest in a movie. I mean, other
than Nutty Professor. But he took an 90s Ozempic
pill and became skinny. Okay. And then I was
even thinking about the white ones. Jack Black
got the holiday. Oh, fat, fat, fat, fat Sal.
Well, no, it was still the woman that was big.
Yeah. Yeah, there's not too many. And honestly,
for real, for real, Jack Black, I mean, you would
kind of call him maybe plus size because of his
belly, but I mean, he's not. Yeah, not for real,
for real. I'm trying to think. And I've never
seen him in a love movie. I've never seen him
in a movie. The Holiday. The Holiday? What's
The Holiday? Oh, oh, it's lovely. Oh, it's lovely.
When did it come out? Let me Google it. Long
time ago. So I think it's other like across the
sea over the international. When they say they're
going on vacation, they go on holiday. They take
a holiday. Right. Oh, I believe. dang i can't
remember that came out in 06 they end up at the
wrong locations holiday and then they just like
fell in love with each other the different characters
realistic ish oh my gosh i want it to happen
but i have to go on a holiday i love that i love
going on vacation meeting random people how do
you love that when you don't do that i do it
sometimes It depends on who I'm with. And the
people that know when I go with y 'all, we be,
we be finding somebody. But it's just vacation,
like vacation friends. Just get a little flirty,
flirty. This is not going anywhere. It was a
good time. I'm not a flirter, so I don't. That
was a different situation. Oh, my God. I'm not
even going to get into that. Just know, it was
not how Stella got her groove back. It was how
Stella ran for her life. Somebody got their groove.
How Stella ran for her life. Baby. I'm going
to get my little flirty flirt and take my ass
home because I'll be burping. Jamaica, Jamaica.
It was good times. I was like, I felt very inspired
after these because I love a holiday movie. I
know how it's going to end. I started rewriting
my holiday movie. Let's see how long it takes
me to finish that. I don't know why you just
don't. It's the stuff that you write. Just pitch
it. Like, it really be good stuff. You be in
your head a lot. That's why. like temp to hire
i'm putting it out there she got a um a comedy
sitcom called temp to hire tamika hill original
what's up oh working on it working on it i don't
know i just i'm a perfectionist i feel like it
has to be perfect no such thing as perfection
i know everything that gets picked up is imperfect
yeah it's a progress and then it comes up the
people who are paid the big bucks are the ones
that should make it perfect or the standard or
television standard that's not our job our job
is to bring the idea and try to plug into the
contracts that we get a role okay speaking on
this already as we go into the new year as i
become a um well i'm already a year older but
as i go into my next year of life i need to get
my My TV show finished and out there. I have
a second pitch for a revamp type of that TV show,
which I need at least the trailer done. I do
still want to record my song, but I need to find
it. Rerecord it or are you just going to get
it? I need to rerecord it. I need to get with
somebody that knows how to read minds. And I
feel like there's someone out there that I'm
going to be like, okay, this is the song. Can
you hear the music behind it? And they're going
to be like, I know exactly what you're looking
for. I know there's people like that. Okay. So,
boom. I need that song. And then my other show
that is not for us to discuss. Okay. New Year's
resolution. I can't even say that. It's just
35, baby. I have one. And that is to quit my
9 to 5. Quit my 9 to 5 and be a consistently
working actress. If my shows are out there, win
-win. You trying to be the Googler to my B. Jordan?
Yeah. Except I'm being there too. But yes. Partner
up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need that. We need to
be networking across and by across. Across. Because
clearly this is consistent. Our relationship.
Baby, listen. Look. And we do. But yeah. These
holiday movies, I'm like. I could do this. I
could write this. I could act in this. I could
produce this. I could direct this. I would love
to be in a holiday movie. I need to get this.
I've seen what you look like in love on the screen.
It's real realistic and inspirational. Oh, you
talking about the project I did? I'm like, where
you see that at? I got real disgusted real quick.
That's crazy. Love. Oh, gross. My man went somewhere
else. I was like, what? Different page. It's
a different page. Yeah, you know, she cute over
that little college boo thing, you know? Yeah,
you look like it. Oh my gosh, I could see you
in a back up in college. Especially with that
hair. Oh, my hair was longer than this in college.
Oh, you know, okay, I know your story. It's going
to be on beauty. So it's a girl. Anybody takes
this. It was from me. It could be to be too.
So it's a girl in college. She loses her scholarship
and she's trying to take it. It's already out
there, but continue. She's going to school. She's
going to school for business. And she, you know,
she went through some stuff because everybody
got to go through some stuff. Of course. I'm
going to say her mom and dad. Of course. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. So her mom was off of the books.
So that's why she lost her academic scholarship
because she's smart as fuck. So she's like, all
right, well, I got to make my way through. I
love hair. I'm going to be making wigs. And everybody
knows her. And didn't you say about the hair
salon? That's why I said it's on BET. this is
sounding real realistic all right so she everybody
knows her for making wigs so then her homegirl
was like you need to be selling these wigs so
she's like all right i'm gonna start selling
them booming business she's already going to
school for a business major but in the midst
of that she realized like why do i need to have
this european hair to be on this high standard
or whatever whatever because everybody know her
with the wig so she starts to embrace her natural
period And she's still making wigs though. But
now she expanded to pinky curly. And it's big.
And she has her business. She's an influencer.
She has the wigs. But then she also gives back
and she makes wigs for women with alopecia and
leukemia. By the way, Clock it. I'm so good.
Clock it. Sometimes I'm so good with this. Oh
my gosh, that movie has everything you need.
I'm going to cry. I'm almost going to cry. You
should cry because that's like six movies that's
already out there like that, but yours is better.
Put it all together and you delete it. Yeah.
oh my gosh it's so good wait wait wait and then
it says see this how you meet your love interest
because you always got to meet your love interest
of course you're rushing to class and you fall
you fall and your wig fall you fail and your
wig fell off and it's like super embarrassing
but this tall six five man come because he playing
basketball with his homies and he help you up
and he's like For real, for real. Like, you don't
even need that. You look fine. Describe him again.
He's six for half. Yeah. Believable. Yeah. Comes
from the basketball court. And he helping you
up. Get your stuff. And he's like, you know what?
Baby, you should have led with that. Yeah. I
had to put that in there for you. You should
have led with that. I put that in there. That's
where the unrealistic part comes in. Another
one. He got to have muscles. Because this is
BET. He got a six pack. He's obviously not college
age. But we going to keep him in there. You're
going to have a 5 o 'clock chat. Like the wig
fall and he grab your face when you're getting
up. With my wig cap on? No, you ain't got no
wig cap on. You so embarrassed. You just got
some straight backs. Oh, that's even worse than
the wig get. Yeah. But he's like, you know what?
I don't even know why you need that. You're beautiful.
And then he compliments you on your chocolates.
Then I got to say something smart like, yeah,
I know. Get off me. Yeah, but you also know that
you got straight. Oh, yes. And that's how you
found out like you the one. Oh, my gosh. This
is so good. I need to watch this tomorrow. Oh,
my God. If anyone is interested in partnering
on making this movie. And I'm your homegirl to
be in the dorm that you try all the wigs on.
Because I got locks. And I need a wig. Oh, my.
You put on a fashion show with your wigs at the
BSU? Are you crying? This is so good. You gotta
write this. You gotta write it. Oh my gosh, Kay.
I'm gonna have to watch this episode because
I forget everything I just said. Woo! That was
a rollercoaster. Are you implying that you don't
watch our episodes? Yeah, but I'm gonna have
to watch this one to take notes. Oh, man. That's
about to be good as fuck. All right. On that
note, y 'all, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year,
all that jazz. Time for JoJo's unpopular opinion.
She got her hair done. Yeah, yeah. I never did
this. Okay, so unpopular opinion. Very unpopular
because people yelled at me when I said this.
What? I think that it is strange when you were
on a date, you were sitting beside your date
instead of across. It's very strange. Oh, I think
that's a popular one. Why are we sitting beside
each other? Is this a first date? No. I see couples
that's been together for years still do this.
People on first dates do it. Like, it's weird.
Why are we beside each other? There's a whole
seat over here. Especially in the booth. Are
we waiting on somebody? Get in front of me. Because
now my neck hurt because I got to keep doing
this. For once, I agree with you. And then we
bumping into each other trying to eat. Move out
my way. And that's all I got for today's episode.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so
much for listening. And we will catch you on
the next episode of Are We Cancelled Yet? Bye.
I'm going to keep saying bye until I find the
stop recording button. Where's the stop recording?
Okay. Bye for real. Ah, shit. Okay, bye for real.