testing testing one two three hello hello everyone
and welcome to the official are we canceled yet
podcast we're back together your host jojo and
tamika aka meek meek aka encore aka she's moved
in aka we need a new intro also they already
know you're moved in you said that last no no
no official I only have one more bag to undo.
Oh, she been working. And the rest is coming
in the mail. Yeah. Did you get your deposit back?
I'm working on it. I'm getting that deposit back.
Okay. A thousand percent. Well, we got a running
bet going and you got six additional people that's
on this bet. I was about to say, they said I
wasn't going to get it back? No, they said I
wasn't going to get it back? Wow. No faith in
me. When I tell you I did grade A work, I might
as well have a house flipping show. That's how
good that apartment looked. Thank you. How was
your week? What did you do? Moving on. I did
absolutely nothing. That sounds accurate. What
did you watch? Surprisingly, absolutely nothing.
I've been working. I've been working. everything
they've been killing me at work like i psa i
am not meant to be working a nine to five i am
a creator an artist if you will a woman of the
arts okay i need to be on somebody's tv and they
need to be looking at me i need to be on set
oh and it's been so slow I would like to be on
set, preferably one that breaks out into musicals
whenever, you know, you feel the need. You want
to be in a musical? What? Are you kidding me?
Yes! Yes, I want to be in a musical. Like a Glee
-type musical? Oh, my gosh. Or like a Wicked
-type? I auditioned for Glee. Shut up. We need
that story. We need that. I mean, because clearly
I already know what part you audition for because
there's only three plus size black woman. Well,
no, no, no. It wasn't Glee. It was the Glee,
like the project. Everyone was obsessed with
Glee. So they auditioned to be on a musical show
to win a part in Glee. Wait, so who won that?
People, they was on air. It was on like the last
two seasons. Oh, but it was only wait, but they
weren't like series regulars. They was just like
co -stars or guest stars. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay.
Yeah, but I would have brought it. Got you. You
know what I wish was still on the air? What?
Not, I think, I forget the name of it. Was it
called? Hit him. Hit him. No, sit him down. Leave
him alone. Don't touch him. Do not touch him.
Or I will put him in the crate and both of you
will start crying. Oh, my God. Don't. She don't
listen. Never invite Tamika over to your house
because she feels like rules do not apply to
her. And she will get kicked the fuck out. I
follow the rules. No, she don't. No, she don't.
She don't follow rules. She don't follow rules.
and then you get results like that bro i'm telling
you when you start to have kids they're gonna
be bad as fuck and they are not allowed in my
house they're gonna be absolutely wonderful no
no they're they're gonna be monsters they're
gonna be terrible and considering the fact how
you yell and get mad so quickly i don't get mad
quick i get frustrated i'm not even gonna hold
you let's let's go wait a minute let's go ahead
and get your niece And nephews on the phone.
Because I distinctively remember when I first
moved to California, we went to Six Flags. And
you couldn't find them or they wasn't in your
eyesight. Baby, when I tell you Tamika went off.
There are rules. No. Oh, so there are rules.
There are rules. Interesting. So you can break
other people's rules. But no, no, no. We wasn't
even in the park yet, y 'all. We wasn't even
in the park yet. We was literally standing in
line. We were standing in line to get into the
park. When I tell you the whole line just turned
around and looked at her and she looking around
like, what the fuck y 'all looking at? And went
back to yelling like, what did I tell you to
do? That was exactly what it was. What are y
'all looking at? They knew. Also, I don't yell.
I'm just passionate about my words of choice.
I get it from my mother. Her words of choice.
Who also I think does not yell. I love you, Mom.
Hey, Miss Robin. If anyone says otherwise. I'm
saying otherwise. They don't know. Because, baby,
listen. Baby, listen. Y 'all some yellers. That's
why I don't have kids yet. And that brings me
back to my point. No. You need to start following
rules. Because you're going to get that ten times
worse with your kids. I hope not. I hope so.
Because I'm going to go over there and I'm like,
I told you. I hope they're just lovely children.
Bow out. They're going to be birthed out of the
womb with a... No doubt. They're going to be
cute kids, but they're going to be bad ass. With
a passion for romantic comedy and sing -along
songs. And we're going to watch Frozen back to
back to back and Barney and... Uh, oh, what's
that one with VeggieTales? VeggieTales, something
that none of y 'all know about. All right, back
to my original thought process. The show, it
wasn't Scream Queen. I forget the name of it,
but remember it was a reality show to get, um,
they had actors go on a reality show to get on
a horror movie, but they taught you. I felt like
that was Scream Queens. But they had the actual
show Scream Queen. Oh, oh no, no, no. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. yeah they had they also auditioned for
scream queens but we know but was the reality
show called scream queens too uh i don't know
i'm gonna just lie and say it was scream queens
in the making but i know exactly what you were
talking about yes i want that to come back because
they only had what one season i think they should
have no it was so good how many seasons did they
have a scream queens I stopped after the first
season. Exactly. So you can't have a bunch of
the reality ones. Glee was amazing. Okay, let
me tell you what happened. I did my audition.
I did it to Jill Scott. Living my life like it's
golden. Give us a sample. I wish I still remembered
the words. Wait, I did it all. I thought it was
great. I sent it in. I re -looked. None of the
volume worked. No. None of the sound worked.
No. I hope no one ever finds that audition. And
wait. And it was one that you had to put online
publicly and people had to vote on it. Oh, I
hate those. Oh, I hate it. I had to talk myself
into doing it. I had to talk myself into doing
it. I was like, boom, I'm going to put it out
there. I uploaded it. It didn't work. Oh, how
embarrassing. And I feel like you could only
do it once. Mm -hmm. I hate those so much. I
do not like a catacomb. Although, I did just
do one recently for Good American. A catacomb?
For Good American. And they're like, put it up
so if anyone sees it, if Khloe Kardashian happens
to see this. Oh, the jean brand. I'm still very
much interested. The brand of jeans. Yes. Okay.
Got you, got you, got you. I don't know how any
of those work. I'm not going to not another torrid.
Live model search. I'm not doing it. I'm really
intrigued. I might do it. But How does her jeans
fit? Because I've never considered her plus size.
I've heard amazing So you've never? Oh, no, no,
no. I do have I do have some that I stole from
my sister and um, they look pretty good No, but
how do they fit? Good. My butt look good. And
you know, okay i'm talking about are they comfortable?
Yeah, they're stretchy I can't speak on the ones
that are like 14 to 22 all fit one size. I can't
speak on those. Wait, they have one size 14 to
22? I might have over exaggerated. But they do
have it like size this to size this. Everyone
can fit it. I feel like it's going to be like
the stretchy pants that hang up at Walmart. I
was just about to say that sounds like a legging
versus a denim. But it's a jean. I don't know.
But if you hire me, I will try them all. And
I will have honest opinion about them. Until
then, she cannot afford them. Girl, bye. You
ain't going to have no honest opinion about them
because they're going to pay you to give a good
opinion. And it's going to be honest. Straight
from the heart. Because the money is honest.
Straight in the pocket. The money is good. American.
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inbox. Hey, you. And our manager, production,
director, talent, JoJo will respond back. Thank
you. I'll think about responding. Oh, speaking
of responding back. What you get? We got our
first hater. Yeah. Yeah. I be reading the comments,
baby. What was all that you said? I don't read
the comments. What was all that you said? We
got a hater. I can't. And I loved every moment.
And I'm not even going to hold you. They didn't
even say nothing like crazy, crazy for real.
He's stressing me out. Quit touching him. He
put his face under my hand. Stop touching him.
He will leave you alone. He's licking me. Which
means he will leave me alone because he's annoying
me. He licking me. Well, then move your hand.
What do I keep saying? Stop just like. Listen,
you hard -headed ass child. My God. My train
of thought is gone. I'm preparing you for life.
For what fucking life? For a beautiful chocolate
baby. No, because my kids are going to know how
to listen. Come to Auntie Meek Me's house. No,
hell no. Don't go over there. Come to Auntie
Meek Me's house. First of all, you go. You want
to have fun? No. You want to have fun? Come to
Auntie Meek Me's house. You go over there. You're
not going to eat right. Intestinal insides are
going to be jacked up. No. I'm not going to give
them hot sauce off the rip. I don't introduce
children to hot dogs. No, I'm talking about just
food in general. It's just going to be terrible,
bro. No, it will not. Yes, it is. All you eat
is green beans. Wait. Yo, my kids are literally,
they're going to grow, they're going to grow,
what's it called? An allergy to green beans.
Oh, my kids love green bean soup. It's the best.
I can hold you. It ain't nothing but green beans
and salted water. We're going to do green beans.
With a little bit of pepper in there. We're going
to make homemade pizza with homemade dough. Unlike
they mama to be buying a store -bought. I make
it from scratch. Yeah. By scratch, she don't
follow no recipes. She just go, oh, this looks
right. So let me go ahead and do it. It's really
just flour and water. I .E. never. What? Oh.
Oh, my lips. Oh, it's his hair on your lip. I
know. Come on, get out of here. This don't go
to my topic, but it does go to my topic. It's
the holidays. Wait, her transitions be off. Because
with the hair. Because. Got to do with the hot.
Oh, other than. Because I'm done with this. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. A sale? Hair on
sale? Wait, wait, wait. I just got my 30 inch
kinky straight. And I got a wait wait wait though
I got a hundred dollars off plus Plus an additional
27 % off because it was my first purchase. Oh
Yeah, so what's up and you already know I did
it I'm paying for baby Yeah, so upset you tarnished
my life with this pair for you're welcome i was
perfectly fine before i was introduced you're
welcome now i'm going crazy the thirty dollars
paying for paying for is the way to go paying
for it's the way to go and you know what they
be trying to get slick with it now because now
they be like if your purchase isn't over thirty
dollars or thirty five dollars they won't let
you do paying for it but i think it i think it
depends on the merchant though Because some places
like Forever 21, they'll let you do paying for
it if it's $5. And I'll do it. And I'll do it.
Just because. Just because I can. I have the
option. Mine as well. Alright, now what was you
saying about the holidays? Okay, I'm going shopping.
Boom, boom, boom. My kids don't do the holidays.
Which is perfect cuz I don't have to buy gifts.
Also. I think people getting confused when you
say your kid She's talking about her her nephews
and niece. Yes, and my cousins who call me they
aren't. Oh, yeah. Yes all of them I have not
buried a child just yet But I was thinking I
don't have to buy anyone anything, but that's
my mama Which is just cash So I'm really enjoying
this when I have to hear about everyone else
spending all of their life savings On Christmas.
And I was like, am I going to be that way when
I have my own children? Am I going to introduce
them to Christmas in general? Because I'm liking
this. I mean, I don't know. I feel like this
year, though, to be completely honest with you,
it's going to be a lot of disappointed people
because the way inflation has gone up, everything
has gone up. People are getting laid off their
jobs. I don't feel like Christmas is going to
be the same this year. um but in in all actuality
it's not like christmas is a is a thanksgiving
to where like you know people changed the meaning
of thanksgiving to be like you know you're thankful
because technically what are we what are we really
celebrating christmas i mean other than you know
the birth of jesus over there if you're christian
but if you're not christian and you still celebrate
christmas just because it's really for the kids
it is And it's going to be some disappointing
kids this year because mommy and daddy broke.
It's the thing. It don't matter how broke mommy
and daddy is. They come through. They do come
through. But the thing about it is, it's not
like when we were growing up, when they had,
oh my God, I literally was talking about this
the other day. What's it called? Layaway. Oh.
They don't have layaway at these stores anymore.
And yet and yes, there's paying for online But
there's also if everybody is doing paying for
online or for everybody shopping online There's
not a guarantee that it's gonna get to you in
crit on Christmas You know I'm saying hold you
we went to the church got all the free stuff
that they gave ain't nobody really doing religions
that much anymore because All of the preachers
and stuff is in the news doing crazy stuff. So
most people kind of strayed away from the church.
And then I feel like our generation, since we
are the adults now, I'm not saying church was
overdone. For some people, if it's overdone and
you're in church at least five days out the week,
when you get older, you're like, look, we only
going to go one time or we're not going to go
at all because I felt like I overdid it as a
child. I never associated Christmas with Jesus'
birthday. Me neither because... It was presents.
House hopping. Last time I checked, Jesus' birthday
was actually in June. Jesus is a Gemini. Oh,
Easter? Jesus is a Gemini. Easter is not in June.
That's why I said wait. Chill, chill, chill.
I said wait before you even caught on to it.
I don't even want to talk about this no more.
Dang. Like chill. i wasn't even talking about
just the religious aspects i just feel like advertising
companies this year didn't lie to me enough to
go buy stuff that's because i didn't see the
ads the commercials i mean i barely got emails
and i was like wow how am i supposed to know
what to buy if y 'all not telling me what to
buy you know what you know why why It's because
they're not doing what they used to do. They
are not hitting the ground running with the magazines.
Those JCPenney catalogs that we used to get.
And I used to go in and circle everything I wanted.
JCP still sent me the catalogs. JCPenney, Sears.
They sent it to me. Poor Sears. Look, they just
like Blockbuster. There's only one left. Oh,
I love Blockbuster. You know they finally closed
the last one? Oh, we should have had a going
away party. We should have went. We should have
had a road trip. What was it at? It don't matter.
I'm not going on a road trip. Trick question.
For your ass. You know I'm not about to go. I
know it had to be somewhere like Oregon. And
that's why you ain't never been nowhere in your
life. Now you trying to go every dumb place now
like New York. I'm going to Cartagena. Yeah.
She going for three days. I'm not going for three
days, but I also don't need to be there for two
weeks. I don't think. Now, when I get there.
And you're going to be mad. And I'm upset. And
I'm not doing the trip again. I'm not doing it
again. Do it right the first time. I'm not doing
it again. You won't have to do it right again.
I might do it again for cheap. That's a lie.
I'll do it again. The flight is not too far.
So, stop steering away because I can talk about
Thanksgiving, Christmas shopping all day. But
my point was being, neither of us have children.
Well, speak for yourself. You have jaws. I have
a child. You have jaws. But at this stage in
our lives, in 30 Club, as we go into these stores
and only buy things for ourselves, are we jealous?
Are we jealous of who? The people with kids?
Yes, our friends, our people back home. Absolutely
not. It's California hit different. Absolutely
not. In California, 35 is 25. Your life is just
starting. And honestly, that's no shade, no tea,
no nothing. Just in general, I don't have a jealous
bone in my body. Of what? Of anything. But specifically
for what we're talking about, jealous of somebody
paying more money. No Jealous of somebody with
children We can't think of it that way What are
we thinking of? Like the love of it? I have a
dog. No, we're thinking of we getting old. So
what is your point? Are we missing out on something?
Missing out on what, bro? I don't know. The love.
Missing out on my vagina being stretched out.
Me getting more stretch. I already got stretch
marks. Getting more stretch marks. Yes, all of
that. Missing on me potentially. You know, I
don't even want to say that. I'm not going to
say that. Because we. I don't even want to get
on the medical system and how they treat black
women in general. Like, I'm not missing out on
nothing. I'm good. And let's not even get on
postpartum. Oh, I'm scared of that. I ain't gonna
hold you. I'm not gonna hold you. I'm scared
of that. To be completely real with you, if the
world was in a better state, as far as, like,
safety, resources things were in place for black
women specifically for black families specifically
then I would be all for possibly popping that
thing out maybe having a baby but only for I
can't even say legacy because I don't feel like
legacy is in your children legacy is what you
leave behind regardless if you have children
or not but Just to kind of, you know, for family.
Because I am a big family person. But, I mean,
as of right now, baby, I can barely take care
of myself. So, there's that. I don't think we
can ever take care of ourselves. And then the
constant worrying. I don't have time for that.
I don't have time for that. I love, I love, love,
love being an auntie. And my nieces think I'm
a rich auntie because they see me on TV and commercials.
If only they knew. But with that being said,
I love spoiling my babies and then hopping on
a plane and coming back to LA. Hilarious. See
y 'all next visit. Cause look. If everyone could
just move to LA like I've been suggesting, that
would be wonderful. Because my family's starting
to separate a little too much and I can't go
from state to state like that. Oh, that's a lot
of bouncing around. That's a lot. Just all, everybody
move to LA. Shout out. I'm not even going to
hold you. Come here. If I'm going back to the
East Coast, I'm going to one place. I'm staying
at one house. If y 'all want to see me come to
this one house. If I'm going to visit my mama.
i'm visiting my mom i'm not telling people i'm
coming in town y 'all y 'all know catch me when
you catch me because my biggest thing is if i'm
over here and we talk once in a blue moon i'm
about to come over there and bounce from house
to house what i'm not doing that and then when
i go visit my grandma up north what Miss me.
I'm staying in one spot. Y 'all come see me.
Call me a rabbit, baby. Well, no. When I go to
my grandma's house, we do be all over the place.
I ain't even gonna hold you. Like, I'll go to
my aunt's house and my grandma's house. But out
of those two places, I don't feel the need to
go anywhere else. Y 'all come see me either at
my aunt's house or my grandma's house. I'm going
everywhere. And if everybody can have a party.
While I'm in town and everyone's in one spot,
that'd be wonderful. That's because you like
company. I don't like company. I love company.
I don't like company. As much as I'm like, oh,
I can't wait to have a family and have company.
And I'm definitely, I'm going to sign up for
the PTA. But I can't commit. Like, I can't commit.
I'm going to do some stuff and then they're going
to be like, where your mom at? She ain't answering
the phone. I think I would do PTA because my
mom was very much involved. You're definitely
doing PTA. Yeah, my mom was very much involved.
Like field day, she was out there volunteering.
She did all of that. I got a job too. First of
all, I'm going to be an actress. So how are you
going to do it? You on set? And so is my kid
on set too with the tutor. So you're going to
be the PTA to virtual school at the angle, but
where's your PTA at? It ain't going to be no
PTA. You're going to have a single child. It
ain't going to be no PTA. It ain't going to be
no PTA. It ain't going to be no PTA. Look, this
is what we're going to do. That's if I'm just
a regular bitch, which I'm not. Which I'm not.
Let's just start there. That was hypothetical
talk. Now I'm talking reality. Ain't no PTA,
baby. We got tutors. We living in a community
where we go to each other's house and each person's
house is a different subject. When we hit history,
then we hop on a plane and we traveling so you
can see the stuff that we talking about in the
books. What's up? Sign my kid up. I feel like
you're not cultured. Can my kid go to your school?
I ain't going to tell you their real name because
I'm keeping that in the pocket, but you can call
her Mermaid. Who? Because she likes to go by
Mermaid. Wait. I need somebody in the community
to have a child development course. Have your
kids go there first and then they can come to
me afterwards. Yeah, yeah. She's going to know
all that. Because they're going to be bad. I'm
convinced. My kid, she likes to be called mermaid
and things like that. I think my kids, for sure,
they're going to be mouthy. Oof. And not mouthy
as in like they're going to start first. It's
going to be more you're going to say something
and they're going to be like. Like on a clap
back John and I'm like, well Mine ain't gonna
clap, but it's not it's not gonna be disrespectful.
It's gonna be a very like very educated clap
back They're gonna be as I look like Defibrillated
and stuff like that. Oh, I like that But the
premeditated thought, just throwing applesauce.
Because you got to peel that foil back. And sometimes
it gets stuck if you get just one side. They're
going to peel that back so slow and then just
chuck it. Like what? No, she's going to have
it in her hand and then lick her fingers like
she crazy. That mama baby girl. Don't call me
to that school for nothing stupid. I ain't even
going to hold you because I'm going to be cracking
up. Look, I'm going to go pick up the kids from
the school. You know, in my non -bad bitch era,
like this is hypothetical. This isn't real life.
But me picking up the kids from the school, they
can be like, can you pick up your niece too?
I'm polite. Mermaid. Mermaid heel. Mermaid heel.
Hypothetically, because I will be married. Her
last name is not going to be Hill. If I got anything
to say about it. Oh, my God. And look. Oh, it's
going to be Mermaid Brown. It's going to be something
else. How could you say that after we just had
a whole episode about him? Do you see how she
do? It's going to be Kaluuya. Don't get me started.
Don't get me started because... You're making
me blush. She's going to be confused about her
blackness. How about she going to your school?
Listen, I know where to take her. I know what
to do. But, okay. In all seriousness. Sometimes
I'll be like... But why? not not saying why i
like family yeah and my family isn't here if
they were here then i'd be cool because i got
two twins and one on the way okay so you you
really will want a kid just for like that sense
of um just to have somebody there kind of no
heck no no what that sounds horrible that's what
it sounds like you just said that's in horror
you just said that No, I want to shape the mind
of a little child to be great. Be a teacher.
Oh. Oh, my gosh. That's so much. I am a teacher
in my own way. I teach lots of people. The question
is, do you be teaching the correct information?
Yes. Okay. Yes. Okay. but i don't want to teach
math i just want to teach you manners and singing
songs coloring out the lines i feel that using
your imagination you know something that i've
always thought was very i mean i know the reason
why as an adult i mean because everything at
the end of the day stems from money money money
is the root of all evil but Why is it that the
curriculum for like even private schools all
the way to public schools take so long? But then
if you have a tutor or you're getting like homeschooled
You can literally graduate within like two three
years. Yeah That's crazy. Is it like an accelerated
program? But of course I don't want mental overload
true, but I also feel like that most most like
tutored or homeschool kids i feel like they are
i'm not gonna say smarter but they have a broader
sense of the way the world works versus have
social skills if they have siblings but a lot
of the times people who have their children in
tutoring or homeschool they'll have like um they'll
have like play dates and stuff with the other
kids oh yeah yeah that's and stuff like that
yeah so i mean the social skills aren't lost
upon them i'm gonna hold you uh i'm 35 kick him
i'm pushing out one but don't kick him hard just
like ideally twins at one time so i can be finished
and i say that but if it don't hurt too bad i
could do like two or three oh would you uh would
you do no badge oh of course what what's my other
option c -section oh no if i have a choice i
will not my friends told me about it and they
said it's horrible my girlfriend said she still
feel her insides moving my mom said they cut
it open take it out put it on the table take
the baby out put it back like operation game
and let's see operation realistically how many
of us was good at operation Something's getting...
Oh, wow. And then you stuck with it in your body.
Well. But if that's how it happens to happen,
I just hope that everything goes well. You know,
it used to be a time... And then I'm going to
get a tattoo over the scar. It used to be a time
where a C -section was never an option. It was
like the last resort type thing. And only for
like emergencies. Now... I didn't know that you
can have the option of getting... Yeah, I can
schedule it. That's crazy. I would never... I'm
not saying I would... Like, why would people
want that option if you can go ahead and just
not have the scarring and all that other stuff?
Sometimes you need it, I guess. I get it in emergency
situations. Mm -hmm. But why would you want it
in any other situation? Because they don't want
to mess up their vagina. That is why. But you
want to get the scarring? Yeah. Because that
scar tissue, especially if you get somebody who
don't really know what they're doing, that scar
tissue is crazy. It is. But also, do you want
your vagina and your butt to rip open as well?
Yo, okay, so I had no clue that your crack could
rip open like that. But my homegirl, because
she's a smaller frame and her baby was bigger,
she didn't have... in in southern terms childbearing
hips so the the baby literally um split her past
her crack oh my gosh from to her vagina oh she
even had to go through physical therapy oh my
gosh girl don't say that no i'm for real like
this is true story i believe it oh it's so much
Oh my gosh, having a baby is so much. And it
triggers so much. I'm going to do it though.
Oh, I got one time. I'm going to try everything
once. I mean, I'm not going to hold you. I'm
not opposed to it. It's scary. But I'm never
going to have one on purpose. That's a good point.
I'm never going to plan to have one. I think
if I go to the doctor and for some reason they
just like, ooh, girl, you got like six months.
Yo, I have a homegirl. Dang, I'm telling all
my people business. I might have to. I'm not
saying no names, though, so y 'all good. Love
y 'all. I have a homegirl. If it's you, comment.
Comment so we can talk about it further. Look,
I have a homegirl, her first baby. Well, let
me just say this first. Doctor told her she would
never ever be able to get pregnant. Always. Mind
you, she was pregnant when she was at the doctor's.
She didn't know she was pregnant. They gave her
a test and everything. She was pregnant at the
doctor's. Doctor told her, we have concluded
you will never ever be able to get pregnant.
mind you she goes uh they they get married she
goes on her honeymoon drinking drinking because
she doesn't know that she's pregnant she gets
back because you know she's not feeling right
something something doesn't feel well she's thinking
like maybe is it something when we uh because
you know she went overseas somewhere um come
to find out oh yeah you're about to have your
baby in like four months i was like i can't i
can't i do not want to be one of those that pregnant
for nine months and then i had a baby in the
toilet i need to be prepared i i don't know i
don't need to know the first two months though
you don't most people don't find out until like
close to close to the third month uh yeah that's
too early yeah give me three months three months
is good let me find out three months so i am
mentally prepared three months first of all you
get the three months Ain't no takes these back
seat. No, you gotta go through with it. I'm not
gonna take see back seat after three months I'm
too old for taxi back seat. Yeah, you are Wow,
I didn't know that was gonna be a response Hit
me Like a turnip root. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. It ain't no takes you back sees cuz then
what if I can't do it again? But to be completely
honest with you, I feel like the whole thought
process and idea of menopause and women not being
able to bear a child after their 30s is a load
of BS. And that's only an American way of thinking.
Do you know that menopause does not exist outside
of the U .S.? I do want proof of this. You want
to see the proof? I want to see the proof. Look,
I can Google so many people in other countries
that is popping out babies at 75. Baby, they
told us we shouldn't even have eggs at 75, let
alone popping out twins. True, but not true.
We in California. What the hell does California
do? I know several older women that's just now
popping out babies. 75? No, not 75. Also, don't
give me no baby at 75. I'm not popping out nothing.
I'm barely popping a scoochie at 75. Well, most
of the time, I don't know because the STD rates
are higher in the retirement homes. So you're
definitely going to be popping some scoochies.
They be going around. Also, I'm not being in
a retirement home at 75. I'm still in the streets.
Well, we are. I got grandkids. We are because
black don't crack. I'm somewhere in somebody's
house. But I'm saying. For other people, they
in their retirement homes at 75. If anything,
I would be in a retirement community. And by
community, I mean an island in Bora Bora. Oh.
With my friends. No. You think I want to be in
solitude now? I ain't going to want to fuck with
y 'all at 75. JoJo, I'm coming over. Huh? This
is a retirement community. I'm 75. Y 'all have
to get out a shirt on. Did you not just seem
to say I would never live in a retirement community?
By community, I mean a retirement island. It's
a block. It's an island. We be having meetings.
Ain't no block. Wait, do islands have blocks?
What if I... When you go to Hawaii, do you go,
I'm going two blocks up the... What if I tell
you you can have a book club? I'm going to have
a book club regardless. Yeah, virtual. Hey, yo.
Hey, yo. Tamika's mad because she's been trying
to chill with me on Sundays. And I'm like, no,
I got book club. And then she just found out
last night that it's virtual. I was like, oh,
first off, I do not be trying to hang out with
you every Sunday as you apply. Every Sunday I've
been in book club, you have. Bruh, I can't do
nothing today. I got book club. OK. Wait, what
did I say last week? Book club and laundry? I
got book club and laundry. I can't do nothing
on Sunday. Are you kidding me? To find out your
book club is a virtual freaking book club, I
could be right here napping on the couch. You
know that's what I like to do. Go to people's
houses and take naps. And you know I don't like
people sleeping on my couch. I like go in your
house, take off my pants, take a nap on your
couch. You turn on a movie. I act like I'm watching
a movie. Fall asleep. Wake up. Take a bottle
of water, go home. And let me just tell y 'all,
I don't condone any of this. Who goes to somebody's
house and just gets naked? And then sleeps on
their couch. I keep on a shirt. I feel like.
And I wear panties. I don't want to see your
drawers and your flat ass. Listen. At least I
ain't taking my shirt off. I don't want to see
your titties neither. We talked about that. You
can see your titties through the shirt. Because
you don't wear bras. So I don't have to take
the shirt off. That's okay. come to your house
and i'm gonna come buck bookie ass that's never
gonna happen it's never gonna happen i don't
even know why it's like that yeah exactly exactly
but i'm coming and i'm taking these pants off
also okay wait wait wait i have a question i
have a question please put it down in the chat
if you listening email us but please let me know
do y 'all like for people to sleep on your couch
i feel like it messes the couch up No one likes
people to sleep on the couch. Which means I'm
not allowing you to sleep on the couch. I thought
you was going to ask a different question. If
you come to someone's house, do you take off
your pants or your shirt? No, because people
actually do do that. I do that back home. I don't
do it to strangers. How are we going to become
friends? So you get naked with all your friends?
Let's unpack this. Only pants off. You didn't
listen. I think this brings me to my next point.
If any of my friends are listening. That Tamika
calls everybody her friend, romantically or otherwise.
You just heard her. How can we become friends
if I don't take my pants off is what she just
said. That's a lie. Because listen, all of my
friends that's listening, and y 'all better be
listening. Wait, can you name all of your friends?
We just need them to know because I don't think
it's clear who your friends know is really your
friends. You didn't name me. Because you're not
her friend. You know you're my friend if I come
to your house and I take my pants off. That's
done. Is that including your romantic partners?
Are they your friends? Please don't say partners
like I'm fast. But yes. If I've come to your
house. Partners with an F. Plural definitely
means more than one. If I came to your house
and I took my pants off, you are my friend. Okay,
so question. If they came to your house and you
took your pants off, are they your friend? They're
my loves. that's yeah oh that's funny that was
funny yeah but that now y 'all know y 'all my
friend i'm glad we covered that i'm excited my
friends are gonna watch this and be like damn
she fuck with me to make a full of shit for real
and i do because really she take her pants off
anywhere i don't So I'm not even going to put
you on the spot anymore, but I already know who
your friends are for real. Yeah. Y 'all would
never know. And now they do too. Because she
fake. For real. She fake for real. I'm not. Everybody
know if I mess with you. You know what? I will
say that. If she mess with you. Friend. It's
a little iffy. Yeah, well, associate is too long.
Here we go again. We can't unpack this here.
That's just way too much. Look, I tried. I had
all intentions to go into this part serious.
Talking about getting old, having babies. Wait
a minute. That's not what you said. And being
married. You said this part was going to be called
jealousy part. Yeah, yeah. Am I jealous of my
friends that got babies and husbands? She was
going to try to do a whole episode of that. Because
it went to something else. And it's like 50 -50,
yes. But it always goes to 50 -50. Yes, I'm jealous
because y 'all so cute and I love y 'all so much.
But then it's life and life be life. And I don't
have to deal with that right now. I feel like
that also goes into this saying, whatever glitters
ain't gold. because even when you go on social
media you see the couples you see them with the
cute baby the kids be saying the little cutest
things and their little baby voices and then
it's always like couple goals family goals but
then behind closed doors it's like I don't even
see those I ain't gonna hold you I don't even
look at the family goals couple goals cause they
all full of shit talking mushrooms I'm not gonna
hold you there's this one family the baby is
so she says the jarnest things oh you know what
I love who you Who? They know who you're talking
about. No, because I said the kids say the darndest
things. Wink. Oh. Oh my gosh. It's the little
kids. The Irish kids. And they just, they little,
they talking with an Irish accent. It's the cutest
shit ever. It's the cutest thing ever. Oh, it's
so cute. It's so cute. Oh, little babies with
accents or little babies with glasses? I keep
telling her over and over again. There's nothing
cute about not being able to see as a person
who can't see. When you say it like that, but
aesthetically, it's pleasing. Not when you old.
Just babies. Look, this is the second time she's
had a discrepancy against old people. All my
old people attack. No, no 30s You think 30s is
old? I was talking about you right there. So
you was trying to throw shade? Yeah. Missed me.
Hold on, let me throw it again. Your glasses.
Missed me. One, if I'm saying old, it's only
30s, 40s. To 54. Anything 54 and up, cute as
fuck. My gosh cute as fuck. I love them all the
older I love old person the way I'm biting my
Like my mind says I'm ignorant, but I have to
stop They so fucking cute and I'll tell you what
I was I want to pinch their cheeks cuz it's crazy
I can't say we might really get canceled. Oh,
no. Tell me after That's juicy. If anyone's listening
to this and wants me to host bingo at a nursing
home or a retirement center or something, it's
about to be the littest bingo of your life. I
would love to do it. Claudia in the back. Bingo.
B -I -N -G -O. B -I -N -G -O. All right. So since
we're doing shout outs. Anybody listening that
is, that's a casting director and or producer
director that wants to put me in one, a Christmas
movie, two, a horror movie, three, a national
SAG commercial, four, dang, I can't count. I
had to look at my fingers. Four, just wants to
put me in anything, syndicated or otherwise,
I'm available. And if you would like someone
that can count, I'm available. I would do Wonderful
and Romantic. She can count, but ask her can
she read. And to be an actress, you do need to
read your script. I can read extremely well.
Thank you. I just choose not to do that in my
free time. I choose to watch romantic television.
She can only read if it's on audio. I can read
if it's on sides. If you would like to test me
with an audition, please feel free. Did you just
say you can read if it's on sides? Yeah. Period.
Me too. I read with purpose. And it's to book
some shit. Oh, my gosh. It'll just be extra for
no reason. I think I went through this whole
thing not being extra until just that moment.
That was the moment you thought you were being
extra? Mm -hmm. Interesting. Everything else
was grounded. I've been working on being grounded.
you thought that was being grounded and this
is why you will forever be known as broadway
because if that was your level of grounded baby
that was it i love this so uh serious pod turned
unserious apparently because we're not serious
people you're never going to get a serious conversation
out of us without us cracking a joke to be completely
honest oh well everything's funny everything's
hilarious because you want to know why We don't
walk around taking life serious. For what? We
are a black woman in America. Every time we go
out that door, life is unserious. That's also
why I don't watch the news. My mom would just
tell me. I'm not even going to hold you. In scary
conspiracy TikTok. Instagram tells me my news.
Oh, no, no. My algorithm messed up. I don't even
know what it's doing. Right now, it's just all
hair. Your what algorithm? My algorithm. I got
a little tongue -tied for a minute because I'm
from Ohio, but it comes out. The words shall
come out. So you're trying to say that people
in Ohio talk like King of the Hill? King of the
Hill was in Ohio. Shut up. You want to be a smartass?
Shut up! I'll get you back. King of the Hill
was in Ohio. Wow. Nicest shit ever. But it was
so good at the time. King of the Hill with Little
Simpsons. Ugh. That time. All right. We're done
rambling for the day. Let me give you unpopular
opinion. Okay. So, unpopular opinion of the day.
I personally believe that Prince was a warlock.
That concludes our episode. I can see it, though.
I ain't going to hold you. I can see it. Bruh,
all of the stories that people say to where he
just be disappearing out of nowhere and then
they try to take pictures of him, then they look
back at the picture and he not showing up. I
feel like I would. Warlock. He was magical. I
think I would have fell in love with him. Either
a warlock or he was tapped into his third eye
to where he can maneuver some. I can see it.
Period. Anywho, catch you next time on Iron Week.